GARRETT
âWhen can Mommy come home?â Christine asked. âI donât like it here.â
âWhy donât you like the hospital, kiddo?â I chuckled, tousling her dark, wavy curls.
âIt smells funny.â
âMommy will be home soon,â Evan said.
âMe want Mommy,â Joni announced, tugging on Jakeâs beard.
âWeâre bringing the stroller next time,â he grumbled, shifting her to his other arm. âYouâre getting too heavy to carry.â
âMe can walk, Daddy.â
âItâs too busy here, Joni.â
âMe walk!â
I moved ahead of them, anxious to get to Vadaâs room. The girls were cranky. And I couldnât really blame them. We were all tired of coming to the hospital.
Vada was carrying Mono Mono twins. When this happens, the babies are in the same amniotic sac, with one placenta.
Itâs a rare and very high-risk pregnancy. There are many things that can go wrong, resulting in the death of one or both babies.
When Vada had reached twenty-four weeks, she was admitted to the hospital so she could be closely monitored. It had been a long ten weeks for all of us. Especially our wife. She was going stir-crazy.
But it was almost over. The babies were being delivered the following day via cesarean. Theyâd remain in the hospital for a few weeks. But at least Vada could come home at night.
I was surprised to find the door to her private room closed. Especially now that she was on bed rest. Vada was a social butterfly. She had befriended all of the nurses, and they loved her.
I opened the door a crack. Female laughter spilled from the room.
âWhat are you ladies up to?â I asked.
âPrivate girl stuff,â Chloe said.
âYou should probably wait in the hall,â Calliope suggested.
âAre you ~shaving~ my wife?â I gasped.
âClose the door, Garrett!â Vada ordered.
I stepped back, pulling the door closed, the image of my half-sisters with their hands between my wifeâs legs forever burned in my brain.
My dadâs health had begun to deteriorate shortly after my mother passed away. Iâd let go of a lot of my anger about the past. I went to see him and made amends before he died.
My half-sisters were really cool, and weâd grown close. They loved Vada. The three of them were best friends.
âWhatâs going on?â Evan asked.
âNothing,â I said.
âWhy is the door closed?â
âUh, the doctor is examining her. Why donât we take the girls to the cafeteria for a snack?â
âI want Mommy!â Joni cried.
âI like snacks,â Christine announced.
âYouâre lying, Garrett,â Evan accused.
âI am not.â
âYeah, you are,â Jake sighed. âYouâre a terrible liar.â
âVada is doing some, uh, personal grooming,â I explained. âDo you want the girls to see that?â
âVada canât even put on her own socks,â Evan pointed out. âThereâs no way she could do ~that~.â
Chloe opened the door with a bright smile. âCome on in,â she invited.
âMommy!â Christine squealed, making a beeline for the bed.
âMe down, Daddy!â Joni yelled, squirming out of Jakeâs arms.
âRemember: gentle,â he reminded her. âYou canât jump on Mommy.â
âI know!â
Evan stared at the shaving paraphernalia on Vadaâs bedside table, scowling as he drew the correct conclusions about what had been going on when we arrived.
He was still insecure about Vadaâs bisexual history.
âRelax, Evan,â Vada sighed. âThere was nothing sexual going on. Weâre in a hospital, for Peteâs sake.
âAnd Iâm disgusting. Even if Chloe and Calliope were into girls, they wouldnât want a bloated hippo.â
âI just donât understand why you needed that done.â
âBecause it felt gross,â she said. âGet over it, or next time Iâll ask Mandy for help.â
âIâm going to let that go, but only because I donât want to upset you.â
Christine gave Vada a play-by-play of everything that had happened at preschool while Joni snuggled up beside her, rubbing her belly gently.
They needed their mommy back. And we needed our wife back. But first we had to get through this delivery.
There were so many things that could go wrong. A cesarean was major surgery.
Our boys had beat the odds. Theyâd made it to thirty-four weeks. Many Mono Mono twins arenât that lucky. But they were six weeks premature.
âEverything is going to be fine,â Calliope whispered, rubbing my back.
âYou donât know that,â I said.
âVada, do you mind if we take Garrett to the cafeteria for a coffee?â Chloe asked.
âIs everything okay?â she asked, glancing up at me with concern etched on her face.
âEverythingâs fine, baby,â I assured her, leaning down to steal a kiss. âI wonât be long. Enjoy your time with the girls.â
âOkay.â
***
âRelax, Garrett,â Calliope said, snatching the sugar packet from my hand before I could add it to my coffee. âHow many sugars do you take?â
âTwo.â
âYouâve already put four in there,â Chloe informed me.
âIâm a little stressed,â I admitted.
âVada is healthy. The babies made it to their goal without killing each other.â
âThatâs not funny, Calliope,â I grumbled.
âWhat happened to the guy who used humor to lighten the mood?â
âLife. Responsibilities.â
âYou have to think positive, Garrett,â Chloe said. âIf you donât, your wife is gonna pick up on it. She doesnât need that right now.â
âI know.â
âThis time tomorrow, youâre gonna be a dad!â
âWhat if theyâre not ready to come out?â
âThe doctor wouldnât deliver them if they werenât sure.â
âWhat if there is something wrong with them? What if one of them doesnât make it? Or they both die in the delivery? What if something happens to Vada?â
âStop worrying about the what-ifs,â Calliope said. âIt doesnât do any good.â
âI know,â I sighed. âThanks, you guys.â
âAnytime, big brother,â Chloe said.
***
âGarrett, sit down,â Jake barked. âYouâre driving me crazy.â
âAnd me,â Vada muttered.
Evan stepped in front of me, bracing his hands on my shoulders. âIf you donât settle down, Jake is gonna have to fill in for you in the operating room.â
âI donât fucking think so,â I snapped.
âThen get a grip,â
âIâm fine.â
âYouâre wearing a hole in the fucking floor,â Jake said.
âAre you guys absolutely sure youâre okay with me getting my tubes tied?â Vada asked.
âI am,â I replied without hesitation. âThis pregnancy has been hard on you, Vada. Youâre not a baby factory.â
âI second that,â Evan said. âI feel like four kids is lots.â
âWhat about you, Jake?â Vada asked.
âI havenât changed my mind,â he said. âFour is a nice number. Two girls and two boys is perfect. We donât need any more.â
âKnock, knock!â Chloe called out, sticking her head in the partially open door. âAre you decent?â
âYes,â Vada laughed. âDoes it really matter after yesterday?â
âWhat happened yesterday?â a deep voice inquired from behind my sisters.
âGavin!â I gasped. âWhat are you doing here?â
âI wanted to be here for you on your big day.â
âYou live in Orlando.â
âI live in Pensacola,â Greg said, his large frame filling the doorway. âThatâs a lot further.â
âI canât believe you guys came all this way.â
âWe wouldnât be anywhere else today,â Gavin said, pulling me in for a hug.
âHow are you doing, Vada?â Greg asked.
âIâm ready to meet these babies,â she said.
âGood morning,â Dr. Mallawa said, bouncing into the room with two nurses. âThe big day has finally arrived. You made it to thirty-four weeks.â
âAre you sure theyâre ready to come out?â I asked.
âAt this point in the pregnancy, itâs safer for them to be out of the uterus,â she explained.
âTheyâre both over four pounds. Their lungs arenât fully developed, so theyâll probably need a little help to breathe. But theyâll be in the NICU, where theyâll be well taken care of.â
âOkay then,â I said, my voice trembling. âLetâs get this show on the road.â
I hung back while Evan and Jake said their goodbyes. They walked behind us with my siblings until we reached the restricted area.
âGood luck, Garrett,â Jake said, pulling me in for a hug.
âTake care of our wife,â Evan said, patting me on the back.
âI will.â
The nurse showed me where to get changed and instructed me to stay there until she returned. I stripped down to my boxers and put on the scrubs she gave me.
It felt like an eternity before she came back.
âTheyâre ready for you,â she said.
Vada turned her head, laughing when she saw me. âYou look cute,â she said when I sat down on the stool next to her head.
âCute? I was thinking I looked damn sexy.â
âYouâre very sexy, Mr. Mitchell.â
âYouâre so beautiful, baby,â I whispered. âAnd youâre such a great mom. I know this hasnât been an easy pregnancy. But you handled it like a pro.â
âAre they out yet?â she asked.
âI donât know. Am I allowed to look?â
âYou can look,â the nurse replied.
I peeked over the curtain just in time to see the first baby being lifted from Vadaâs open abdomen. I wasnât a squeamish guy, but it was a bit unnerving seeing her guts open.
Evan wouldâve never made it through a cesarean delivery.
âYour first baby is here, Vada,â Dr. Mallawa announced, handing him off to the nurse. âItâs a boy! And here comes number two.â
I watched in awe as she lifted my second son out.
âAnother boy!â Dr. Mallawa announced. âCongratulations!â
âAre they okay?â Vada asked.
Two tiny cries filled the room.
âGo check on them, Garrett,â she whispered. âIâll be fine.â
âAre you sure?â
âYes. Go.â
âCome on over, Dad,â the nurse called.
I leaned against the wall, a powerful tidal wave of emotion hitting me when I laid eyes on my boys. This was really happening. I was a father.
âAre you okay, Dad?â
âJust a little overwhelmed,â I admitted. âAre they healthy?â
The doctor glanced up with a smile. âTheyâre doing fine. Iâm Dr. Anderson, the neonatologist. Iâll be caring for your babies for the next few weeks.
âWeâre going to say a quick hi to Mom, and then theyâre going to the NICU, where we will keep them warm and give them a bit of oxygen.â
They wheeled the crib up next to Vada. She turned her head, tears coursing down her cheeks. âThey look just like their daddy,â she whispered. âSo handsome.â
âWeâre going to warm them up and give them some help breathing,â Dr. Anderson explained. âGet some rest, Mom.â
âGo with them, Garrett,â she said. âThey need you more than I do.â
âAre you sure?â
âYes.â
âI love you, baby,â I whispered, kissing her softly on the lips.
âLove you too.â
***
VADA
^FOUR YEARS LATER^
âHello, neighbor,â Mandy called out, taking the porch steps two at a time.
âYouâre like a frigginâ gazelle,â I muttered. âHow do you stay so lean?â
âLots of exercise,â she laughed with a sly smile. âI can bend in ways you wouldnât believe possible.â
âI used to be able to do that,â I sighed. âI work out, and I get lots of the same ~exercise~ that you do, but my body isnât anywhere near as fit as it was before I had kids.â
âYou had three pregnancies in four years,â she pointed out. âWhat did you expect to happen?â
âI donât know.â
âAt least you had enough sense to call it quits after the twins.â
âMy doctor said I wouldâve had to deliver the rest of my babies by cesarean. No thanks.â
âWhere is your brood of offspring and husbands anyway?â she asked.
âThey went fishing.â
âGross.â
âNo kidding.â
âCan you believe this is our life?â Mandy asked with a wistful sigh.
âItâs certainly not where I thought Iâd be at thirty-two,â I admitted. âIf someone told me Iâd be married to three fifty-year-old men, with four kids, I wouldâve laughed in their face.â
âYou and me both, babe,â she chuckled.
âIs the sex still hot after fifty?â I asked.
âOh yeah,â she whispered. âIt didnât slow my guys down one bit.â
âThatâs good to know.â
She pulled her phone from her back pocket and shook her head as she read the text. âI have to go. The boys got into some poison ivy.â
âOh no,â I gasped. âThey really keep you on your toes.â
âItâs never-ending,â she agreed with a heavy sigh as she stood up.
âHave fun with that,â I said, trying not to laugh.
âYou just wait, Vada. Boys are a handful. Yours might be sweet little angels now, but in a couple of years, theyâll be getting into all kinds of mishaps and mischief.â
âNo they wonât. Christine will keep them in line.â
âLittle Evan,â she snorted as she headed down the steps.
***
Jake pulled me down onto his lap. Evan and Garrett joined us on the couch while our children played at the table.
âThat roll doesnât count, Levi,â Christine said. âThe dice must remain on the board after you roll.â
âYouâre just saying that because he rolled doubles,â Luke laughed.
âIf he rolls doubles again, he has to go to jail.â
âThis game is boring,â Joni announced. âIt takes too long. Iâd rather play ~Candyland~.
âItâs not ~boring~,â Christine said. âItâs challenging. You have to use your brain. ~Monopoly~ is my favorite game in the whole world.
âWe donât wanna use our brains,â Levi chuckled.
âLetâs go play with our cars,â Luke suggested.
âIâll help you build a track,â Joni offered.
âYou have to finish this game first!â Christine called when they took off running through the cottage. She muttered to herself while she put away the game.
âSheâs a chip off the old block, Ev,â Garrett laughed when Christine marched down the hall barking orders about how to build car tracks properly.
âSheâs the oldest,â he said. âItâs her job to set an example for her younger siblings.â
âSheâs a control freak,â I said.
âSheâs a natural leader. Our daughter will be very successful in life.â
âThank you, Vada,â Garrett whispered, leaning in to brush my mouth with a soft kiss.
âFor what?â
âGiving us this beautiful family.â
âThanks for all the great sex,â I laughed.
âThereâs lots more of that in your future,â Jake promised, his hand sliding up my thigh.
âDefinitely,â Evan agreed, cupping my breast while he nuzzled my neck with wet kisses.
âWe may be old, but we can still make you scream,â Garrett declared, squeezing my ass.
âMm,â I moaned, my eyelids fluttering closed while they pleasured me. âBedtime canât come soon enough.â
âI love you, Vada.â
âI love you, Vada.â
âI love you, Vada.â
^End of Book One^