Chapter 6: Shower Thoughts: Featuring Your Favorite Idiots

Wrong Number, Sorry (OCs x Avengers)Words: 3509

K

Do you ever think about how all humans think and feel differently? Like we're all people who think and care and have emotion, how we all have free will to use.

C

Or that we are just footnotes in history. History goes back far and even Tony Stark is a footnote compared to somethings in history.

SG

Or maybe we are all part of one universe while they're could be multiple out there and we just haven't created the technology to reach the other universes.

Cat

Or that aliens could be just like those South American tribes that no one knows and they're waiting for us to discover them before they reveal themselves to us.

(These thoughts are not mine, well they are, but someone else wrote these words first!)

Joker

Wow ya'll got deep for that didn't ya?

Sus

CIA is crying on the couch.

CIA

I just can't believe that these kids, ar-are going to take over after us.

Cat

But then there are those days where I forgot how to walk and end up just falling out of my bed, blankets and all.

Speedy Boi

Omg 🤣

CIA

Yeah... less proud now

K

The most embarrassing moment I've ever had, was when I bumped into Steve Rogers, THE Steve Rogers, and just looked at him, then slowly backed away before running away.

I remember turning a corner before looking back and just seeing him look at the spot I just was, VERY confused.

I'm never gonna live that down.

TONY'S POV

"True or false, Steve?" I asked him after looking at Kennedy's text.

"True. She looked at me like I was a wild animal then just slowly... backed away."

Clint was on the floor, again, laughing, again, while Natasha was grinning slightly. I looked back at the chat to read the newest texts.

Cat

You know, I sort of ran into Hawkeye once. On the battlefield at New York, during that alien invasion.

C

What did he do?

Cat

He just sort of yelled at me to get out of there. So I yelled back at him that he was an asshole if he thought he could order me around.

C

Natasha. Black Widow. Ran into her and ran away again into the nearest store afraid for my life.

SG

I ran into Bruce once at a food store.

Cat

Do anything embarrassing? 🧐

SG

No. But I did tell him that his work on Gamma Radiation is very intriguing.

DG

Wait really?

Punished

Wait really, what?

DG

They all ran into one of us- the Avengers and had an embarrassing moment (except SG)?

K

Yup.

CIA

I think I saw you K. I saw someone run into Steve once and just back away like he was a wild animal.

K

OH! We're you that old man sitting on the bench just staring at me like I'm psycho? I mean I am but that, that was just insulting.

DG

Pftt

CIA

I uh- no?

K

Then it must have been someone else because he was the only person there- wait.

Sus

What?

K

Are you- the Avengers?

Joker

nO

K

Omg they are!

DG-Tony

CIA-Steve

Sus-Natasha

Bucket-Bucky

Joker-Clint

Punished-Idk Sam? Scott?

Pop Tarts-Thor

Hermione-Wanda

Speedy Boi-Pietro

Science Boi-Bruce

Cat

God. We're stupid.

Well....

I always am, but you three? Hell nah.

DG

Wait aren't you guys supposed to be like freaking out?

SG

Oh I am. My brother is on a verge of yelling at me rn bc I'm to loud, but yeah. I am.

K

C can't come to the phone rn.

Science Boi

Why?

K

She passed out.

....

And apparently Cat is just scoffing about how Avengers are real but PJO isn't.

Speedy Boi

How do you know?

K

Kelly sent me a video of Cat ranting.

Punished

Who's Kelly?

SG

You have Kelly's number?

CIA

What's PJO?

K

1. Kelly is Cat's sister (no we will not add her)

2. Kelly texted me on Cat's phone

3. PJO = Percy Jackson and the Olympians = the best book series ever!