âWhat do you mean we are out of food?â I asked. How could we be out of food, Iâm still hungry! What conniving thief ate all our food when I wasnât pillaging it myself!
Wen stared me down, at the front of the group.
âHow can we be out of food? None of you eat very much!â I said, shamelessly.
Mishra raised an eyebrow at me, in synch with Wen, âGuilty!â they both said pointing me down with extreme judgement.
âMe? What do you mean me? I donât eatâ¦muchâ¦â I said, waving my branches in an innocent gesture. I most certainly do not have midnight snacks in the tons, definitely not.
âCanât we just get more supplies from Durant or Vespar?â I asked, hoping for the best.
âEcosystem, no.â Wen said, shaking her small head in a curt nugatory way.
âEcosystem? Does that really matter when Iâm hungry!?â I said, almost crying.
Straightening up my branches, I smooth out my bark.
âThen I suppose there is only option B.â I said in a sinister tone.
Waving my branches I cackle.
âIâve already gotten a decent grasp of the trick used by the machine. Now, behold the greatness of the One-With-Many-Branches!â I reach out a delicate root to tap on the control panel Iâve recently created for my Voidship.
âIs this methodâ¦reliable?â Mishra says, as everyone else blanches slightly.
âWell, no this method doesnât have control, exactlyâ¦â I say before thrusting my root tendril forward before anyone can stop me!
âNow, now. Iâm sure nothing horrific will happen. Probably.â Dryad says, while nibbling on a snack she got from somewhere.
Tsk. Out of food, indeed! Yet so many have personal snacks!
âStop acting like all it takes to master the Dao of Space is a few years floating in the Void! If itâs so easy, you do it!â I shout as my roots tap out complicated patterned commands on the console.
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I mutter under my breath, âYes, yes it is! One of my long held passions is to re-write the Dao of Space into something more comprehensible!â And then find whoever wrote the current one and roast them, very, very, slowly, very long. âThe current Laws are like something written by four year olds, translated by aliens, and then shredded and patched back together. They are abysmal!â I grumble.
âYou arenât saying that because your attempts to learn the Dao of Space has been failing catastrophically right, Boss?â Guido chimes in, while eating from a tray of cookies that heâs apparently been hoarding. His own personal servant is kneeling nearby to hold the plate.
What is up with these people? Did no one bother to save food for their starving Tree overlord?
âOh yeah? If you think the Dao of Space is so easy, go ahead. Teleport. Câmon, itâs easy right? Donât try to cheat using high speed movement either!â I poke a branch in his direction. âIâll be sure to put the pieces back together, if I can find them all!â If I canât find all the pieces Iâll just reverse his local time flow back to life, but I donât need to tell him that.
âAh, Iâll pass, I feel a bit under the weather, Boss.â Guido says, his face greener than usual.
âDone!â I finish proudly, watching as a portal opens in front of the Voidship.
I donât know where exactly this will go, but anywhere is better than a place without food!
Unless itâs another place without foodâ¦
Good thing most of the calculations were taken care of by the A.I., heh!
I just have to handle the power generation, manipulation, fine tuning, and other minor issues. All that math can be left up to the machines! Thatâs the whole point in acquiring the one we have now, hue hue.
âSince everyone has expressed various interests in escaping the ship, weâll take a holiday on this planet. Letâs meet back up in a thousand years, give or take a decade.â I said. Itâs not like I havenât noticed how strange everyone has been getting the longer we stay floating around in the Void.
Sâneli has exploded more alchemy labs in the last year than ever before.
Guido has built a monetary empire in Vespar, and then started eating his own gold.
Mishra has thinned the dragon population to almost non-existence with challenges.
Wen has slowly made stranger and stranger dishes.
Dryad hasnât done much except sleep a lot, which is disturbing in itself.
As for meâ¦
Iâve reached an impasse. I need some inspiration to combine with the energy I have in reserve for breaking the shackle on my Dao Root of Wind.
So, after consulting with our helpful A.I. I have decided a break is in order.
In order to exit the void, I devoted all my powers to cracking the method the machine from our last world used on the Void.
Now, I am prepared!
Pulling everyone gently into the Vespar Leaf, I exit the Voidship and place it inside the Shipâs Own Leaf.
The uncaring Void reaches out around me, endless, eternal, and deep.
I twist the fabric of time for the portal in front of me putting it under enough strain that space itself seems to solidify.
Then, with a madcap grin, I trigger one of the oldest powers I gained millennia ago.
Ignite.
Time is the flame, and space is the cauldron.
However, sometimesâ¦
Yesâ¦
Sometimesâ¦
If the fire is too hot.
If the Flame is too great.
Even space will burn.
Into the rip between what is, and what is not a tiny spatial tear fractures open the edges burning with Chaos Flame.
Without pausing, I push harder expending my power to relentlessly open the portal further until it is large enough for my use.
Pushing through, I arrive on the other side.
Using the lessons learned from my previous attack, I spread my power around myself instantly slowing time to a glacial pace.
At this moment, I am in the moment-between-moments.
That flicker of time between one fraction of a second and another.
To an outsider, I am completely invisible, not because they cannot see me, but because my very existence is undetectable. Unless of course the enemy also mastered time enough to perform this trick.
From this vantage of absolute power I am able to look around the world of frozen moments.
Sand.
Indeed.
Billions of particles of floating sand as far as my senses can stretch.
Iâm in the middle of a howling sandstorm.
Thankful that no one is here to see this embarrassment, I try to take root.
The sand itself is extremely annoying, and quickly rouses my anger.
I need something more solid to work with!
Yes, how aboutâ¦
Glass?
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