I had to wait until Sâneli went to sleep before taking action to remove the music device.
After the deed was done and the melted remains hidden in one of my leaf space pockets I felt better.
In order to make the point even clearer, I created a shining ruby red crystal fragment the size of two fists. Iâm sure Sâneli wonât miss much of the reagent used to make it from her lab. Carving a few basic runes I turned the crystal into an otherworldly floating music device. From memory I pre-loaded it with a large variety of jazz, blues, classical, and techno.
I also threw in some of the famous singers from my earthly past, whose names I didnât quite remember anymore!
Now, I could listen to good music.
Since the floating crystal was rotating around me, I figured it would be hard to explain so I created a small note.
This crystal is a gift to my favorite Tree!
Signed- Music Person
Perfect!
In this manner I can completely avoid suspicion, muahahaha!
Thereâs no way anyone can suspect an innocent tree of creating epic gadgets right?
Right!
Now, on to more serious matters.
Nothing I try seems to be able to wake up Dryad, and Iâve tried a lot of things.
Since she doesnât seem to be waking up due to some unforeseen technical difficulties, I need to utilize Plan C.
Plan B was a mistake, like eating cold turnips.
Onwards, C!
Plan C of course involves utilizing available on hand personnel.
Exhibit A, a half-elf alchemist.
A few nudges, a few pushes, a few cliffs, and some grandfatherly mystic advice, and presto!
A superb alchemy genius is born!
How to give advice without exposing myself, hmmâ¦
Thereâs always thatâ¦
When in doubt, create a patsy!
I need someone pliable, easily induced, simple, honest, trustworthyâ¦.
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Ok, that type of person doesnât exist, let me be more realisticâ¦
I need someone greedy, cowardly, and easy to manipulateâ¦
Hmmâ¦
â¦
â¦.
â¦..
Iâm drawing a blank here, because, frankly I havenât really interacted with almost anyone except Sâneli, Fâneli, and random kidnappers.
A-Am I turning into a shut-in Tree!?
No! NO! This, this is just a small minor mistake, ha!
Hah hahâ¦
I can fix this easy, I just need more exposure. Thatâs right, with enough experience, any fear can be conquered! Iâm not saying Iâm afraid of crowds or anything, Iâm just more cautious. Dying once already does that to a person, so Iâve heard from people I know.
I know lots of people!
Shimmer, Flicker, Kehoko, Kurhoko, Devon, Azvril, Tevril, Sword Girl, Robert, Emily, Ven, Sâneliâ¦
Can it be?!
My circle of friends is barely above ten?
Thatâs perfectly normal, I thinkâ¦
Yes! Pe-r-fect-ly normal!
If anyone disagreesâ¦hmph hmphâ¦
I donât need to expand my circle of friends anyways, they spread across universes!
So there!
Moving on, Plan C will require local assistance to implement.
In order to indirectly guide Sâneli I need someone to be my catâs pawâ¦
Oh? I wonder if they really have those in this worldâ¦
Iâve always had good relations with the Beast races, perhaps a slave with a ring that helpsâ¦facilitateâ¦things.
Yes!
Slavery is bad, unless it serves my ulterior motives, indeed!
Reaching out I stretch my senses forward. Iâve noticed that while Iâm sealed I cannot go further than 1km in a circle around me. However, the caveat is that if I focus only in a single direction I can âthreadâ my sense. In essence pulling it into a much longer range of detection. This results in something like a radar picture, instead of the clearer than a microscope type view I had before.
For my purposes now it works fine, since all I need is to locate the slave market if one exists.
To my joy, and sadness, there is a slave market located close to the harbor, probably for ease of transport. I canât get a clearer picture than that, so with Sâneli sleeping, I make a break for temporary freedom. In order to avoid any problems, I leave a decoy in place. I knew watching all those ninja films would come in handy four millennia later!
Invisibility is a simple Rune compared to Agelessness, even better it prevents guard patrols from the city taking notice. Stealthy like only a ninja tree can be, I make my way down to the slave pens near the dockyard buildings.
Old, old, male, maleâ¦
The heck!
Where are the half-naked gorgeous tender female slaves?
Tsk, this is apparently a low-level market. Higher priced commodities might not even be seen here, ever.
I wonderâ¦
There has been that Rune Iâve been working on, Reverse Aging. Itâs based off Agelessness, yet I havenât found a test subject for it. Mostly because all the females I know are nowhere near elderly.
Walking close to a cage with an elderly lady I say, âFreedom?â
The old woman in the cage is like a zombie horror movie extra, her eyes flash open with blinding speed and she stares straightâ¦throughâ¦me.
I watch her assess the situation before focusing on where my voice came from, âFreedomâ¦price?â
Ho ho! This lady isnât half bad!
âService, lifetime, grant youth in exchange.â I state, I could use more words, but Iâm having fun talking shorthand.
The old lady is old, she has wrinkled skin, matty white hair, cat ears, and eyes that appear like dead greenwood. Sheâs the perfect test subject for my semi-theorized aging Rune.
âAccept.â the old lady whispers, hope lighting up in her eyes.
For a moment, a brief, cruel, evil moment, I think about just leaving her there.
The moment passes though and I melt the cage before cloaking the old lady in invisibility. A quick trip back to the lab and Iâm ready to get down to business.
I create a sound and light barrier sealing us inside. The old lady stares at me as I place the decoy into one of my leaves, before bringing out a chunk of gold ore.
Turning gold ore into chaos gold isnât an easy process. Even with the two hours it takes to make the new ring, the old lady doesnât move a muscle. Her eyes are laser bright focused on the forging process, as well as paying particular attention to the Runes formed. I threw Reverse Aging, Agelessness, Shield, Space, Mind, and Fire on this ring.
I mean, thereâs no point in having a patsy that canât do anything with Flame when several of my gifts clearly needed it. Sâneli isnât an idiot, and thus, the extra runes are a hedge bet against any problems.
A fire rune grants a sliver of Dao to the user, more like aâ¦.
Seed, yes, a seed of Dao that given enough time could blossom into something greater.
Mind will allow me to communicate with my agent without words, and the rest are quickly turning into my âstandardâ go to Runes for rings.
I watch the old cat lady put the ring on her finger.
Power ripples out from the ring, fighting against the laws of the world. The heavens decree, yet chaos opposes the order, balance shifts in visible ripples of might. The ring heats up on the elderâs finger, burning white hot as it fights against the lawful rules of the world.
That which ages, must die.
For a fraction of a second I release my seal, and push, before re-sealing my soul.
The result of my push is enough to alter reality, and with a visible snap, the world re-aligns along the new paradigm I forced. The old cat lady is now a middle-aged woman with sparkling green eyes, raven black hair, and skin smoother than milk cream.
Hmph, a tiny world like this, a pathetic universe like this, thinks it can bully this Tree?
I think not.
Now, I need to do something about these rags. I canât have someone representing me in barely wearable garbage.
A few minor changes later and my agent is dressed to the nines in classic fashion from the twentieth century.
The cheongsam never dies, no matter the era!
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