We burst out the side doors onto the sidewalk and haul ass down the block. Without breaking stride, I fish out my phone. âHarrison, meet me in the back of the building. Code Fast and Furious.â
Kennedy leans back to look at my face. âFast and Furious?â
I shrug. âHeâs twenty-two; they all love those movies. I donât pretend to understand it.â
Moments later, my Rolls comes screeching around the corner and stops at my feet. Shouting voices follow us as Harrison jumps out and opens the door. I toss Kennedy inside before diving in behind her. My trusty manservant floors it, as Iâm sure he has done in his nitrous-oxide-booster-filled dreams, and we make our escape.
Kennedy faces me on the bench seat, breathing hard and flustered. âOh my god! Oh my fucking god, Brent!â
I hold up my hand.
âIf any situation calls for alcohol, itâs this one.â I press a button on the teak center console between the seats across from us, revealing the mirrored minibar with a crystal decanter. I pour two glasses of scotch, then hand her one.
And she chugs it like a frat boy during pledge week.
Impressive.
Kennedy exhales harshly, then opens her mouth to speak.
âNot yet.â I refill her glass.
Which she summarily drains, flinching as the eighty-year-old liquor scorches down her throat. âWooh.â
I sip from my own glass and point at her. âNow go.â
She exhales again. âDid that really just happen?â
âI think it did.â
âDavid and I arenât even serious! Weâve been seeing each other for two months and weâve lived in different states for half that time. He brought up possibly moving in together once, which was crazy enoughâbut never marriage. Who does that? Who announces to a room full of peopleâand television camerasâthat Iâm going to be his wife, without even discussing it with me?â
Itâs possible Davie-boy thought he was being romantic, but she wonât be hearing that from me.
I shake my head. âWhat a prick.â
âRight?â
I refill her glass again.
And she sips.
âPlus, Iâm pretty sure heâs screwing around. With an intern!â
I snort. âWho does this clown think he isâBill Clinton? Next thing you know, heâll be playing the saxophone and not inhaling.â
âExactly!â Then she stares at her hands and her voice goes softer. âThe worst part is, it didnât bother me. Not even a little. That means something, right?â
âShit, yeah. It means you shouldâve kicked that asshole to the curb a long time ago.â
As she finishes off drink number three, I can tell sheâs starting to get a little fuzzy around the edges. Just the slightest thickening of her voice. âBut stillâI canât believe I did that. When a man proposes, he deserves not to have you run away, doesnât he?â
I keep nursing my own drink. âTechnically you were carried away, but, tomato/tomahto.â
âMy parents . . .â She smacks her palm to her forehead. âMy mother loves David. Sheâs going to be so disappointed in me.â
âMy fatherâs been disappointed in me for yearsâitâs not as bad as you think.â I finish off my drink.
Time to move on to happier topics. âWe should go out and blow off some steam. Youâve earned it. Call Vicki and Brianâweâll pick them up.â
Kennedy gets Vicki on the phone and gives her the Cliffs-Notes version of our epic escape. From this end, it sounds like Vicki wasnât a huge fan of Prince either. And when Kennedy asks her if they want to come out with us, I hear Vickiâs voice from across the car.
âBrian! Call your mother!â
And it looks like weâre a quartet.
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We end up at a college bar not far from Brian and Vickiâs house. It doesnât look like any of the press followed us. After a few rounds, Brian Gunderson tries his hand at karaoke. He sings âI Canât Feel My Face When Iâm with Youâ and his wife claps and dances the whole time.
A couple of rounds later, Kennedy goes for it. She sings âFight Song,â and while her voice isnât anything she should quit her day job over, her smoking little body wrapped in that white dress, swiveling and gyrating, gets her a standing ovation from every frat boy in the placeâand thereâs a lot of them.
An hour before closing, Iâm enjoying a good buzz and my three companions are totally hammered. Vicki begs Kennedy to do another song, but when she tries to climb on the stage, she ends up on her ass, laughing like a nutcase.
A college kid moves to help her, but Iâm already there. I chase him away with a dark look, then I tell her, âOkaaay. Time to go, peanut.â
âGo? But I like it here! Itâs fun.â
I sweep her into my arms. Even at dead weight, she feels like nothing. âItâs all fun and games until someone gets a concussion.â
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Brian climbs out of the car in front of their house. He rests his forearm on the roof and offers me his other hand. âDude, we should do this again sometimeâIâm so happy youâre not the asshole you were in high school anymore.â
I guess itâs a compliment. At least thatâs how I choose to see it.
âThanks, man. That means a lot.â
Vicki gives Kennedy a bear hug in the backseat.
âI love you, Vicki!â Kennedy slurs.
âI love you, Ken-ken!â Vicki returns.
Then Vicki pokes my shoulder. âAnd you! You take good care of my Kenny! Donât make me hafta kick (poke) yer (poke) ass (double poke)!â
I give her a nod. âThe ass-kicking days are behind us now.â
âGood! Then thereâs somethinâ you should know.â Vickiâs expression sobers, and she gestures me closer before ruining the effect by whispering loudly, âKennedy hasnât had an orgamsum . . . orgamsam . . . Kennedy hasnât come in a loooong time. Like, years. At least, not with a guy.â
âShhhhhhh!â Kennedy swats her best friend like a fly. âThaâs a secret!â
âMaybe Brent can help you wif it?â
I give Vicki the thumbs-upâand itâs not the only thing thatâs up, thatâs for sure.
âDonât worry, Vick, Iâm on the case. And I believe in retroactive pay, so sheâll be compensated for all the fun she missed out on.â
With that, Brian helps his wife out of the car and into the house.
They were fun. Kinda nuts, in a way that makes me think theyâd fit right in at one of my family functionsâbut still fun.
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âDo you remember when we were fourteen and we talked about masturbating?â
This, however, is not fun.
âI asked you if you really did that, and you said, âThey cut my leg off, Kennedy, not my handâI do it all the fucking time.âââ She presses her face against my neck, dissolving in a fit of adorable giggles.
It started in the car. A slip of her hand, an innocent touch that didnât feel innocent at all. And the talkingâChristâWasted Kennedy likes to talk.
âThen you asked me if I did it. And I said, âAbsolutely not.âââ
About sex. All kinds of sex. Oral sexâshe loves giving and getting it. Anal sexânever tried it, but she really, really wants to.
âI lied. I used to do it in my dorm roomâquietly so Vicki wouldnât hear.â
I carried her into the house. Harrison held the door open and closed it behind usâthen he couldnât leave the room fast enough, his cheeks as red as Bozoâs nose. I brought her to my place because if she gets sick, I want to be here to take care of her. Hold her hair back for her.
But Kennedyâs not feeling sick at all. Sheâs feeling very, very good.
She lifts her head and licks her lips, staring hungrily at my jawline. âAnd I always thought of you.â
This is what hell is. Right here, right now.
She shifts, moves her legs so she can slide down my front to her feetâpressing her chest against me, rubbing her hips.
âIâd lay there in my bed, spread my legs so wide, andââ
I cover her mouth with mine so sheâll stop talking. I keep it there, because she tastes really goddamn good.
We kiss for a few moments, and then I pull away, before Iâm not able to.
âI want you so much, Brent.â
She doesnât mean it, not really. Sheâs drunkâI know that. My cock, on the other handâheâs not so sure.
âMake love to me.â
Her voice is deeper and every word, every syllable, chips away at my tenuous control. Kennedy takes a step back, holding my gaze as her fingers slide over her glistening collarbone, down to her breasts, circling where her nipples wait beneath the white, silken fabric.
âPlease make love to me.â
Finally, I find my strangled voice. âWe canât, baby.â I grab her hand and kiss her forehead, smelling her sweet-scented hair. âYouâre drunk.â
Her gorgeous, wounded eyes completely wreck me.
âYou donât want to make love to me?â
Deflect! Deflect! Itâs a trick questionâthere is no right answer! Not now.
I cup her cheek. âYouâre drunk. We canât make love now.â
She wraps her arms around my neck. And she sighs against me.
âOkay. You can just fuck me, then.â
I whimper.
And I am not ashamed. Because if anything is gonna bring a guy to his knees, itâs those six words, whenâno, he canât in fact fuck you. âCause it would be wrong.
Awesome and earth-shattering. But wrong.
The fulfillment of fourteen years of erotic fantasies. But wrong.
Trumpets-sounding, angels-singing, fireworks-bursting-in-the-sky kind of pleasurable. But wrong.
I repeat the mantra in my head to make sure I donât forget. But itâs hard.
So. Hard.
And the hits just keep on coming.
Kennedy reaches around behind her back, tugging on the zipper of her dress. A heartbeat later, the fabric slips to the floor, revealing perfect peaches-and-cream skin. Her breasts are bare and more beautiful than any dream I ever had.
Tight, dark pink nipples beg for my lips, my teeth, my tongue.
Then she turns, graceful hips swaying as she walks down the hallway. She pushes at the gauzy fabric of her beige panties and they fall down her legs to the floor.
Just like magic.
Revealing a luscious heart-shaped ass that deserves to be worshipped and glorified. I think I whimper again, but I canât be sure.
As she walks up the stairs, she doesnât look over her shoulder at me, doesnât call my name. She doesnât have to.
Because Iâm already moving forward.
I follow her up the stairs to the bedroom.
And close the door behind us.