He looks worse than Iâve ever seen him when he gets downstairs. Thatâs really saying something, under the circumstances.
He presses his fingers to his temples. âTake your daily vitamins,â I say, pushing Advil toward him.
âYouâre judging me again.â
âNot at all,â I reply pleasantly, leaning both elbows on the counter to face him as he slides onto a stool. âThough the text you sent in the middle of the night saying âsend these girls Floridaâ was unclear. Did you want me to send them to Florida or somehow gift them the state of Florida?â
âSorry,â he groans. âFucking autocorrect. That was probably supposed to be flowers. I donât really remember.â
I take a sip of my coffee, looking over his schedule. âSo, I spent my entire shower trying to figure out how to gift them Florida for nothing.â I smile and shove the schedule toward him.
âYou thought about me in the shower,â he says, mouth barely twitching. âDoes that happen a lot?â
âSometimes I wonder if my soap is strong enough to kill off the bacteria from your home. Is that the kind of thing you mean?â
He winces, pressing his fingers to his temples. âOuch. Iâm too hungover for your mouth this morning.â
I bet he doesnât say that to many women.
âYou currently have nothing from noon to two if youâre in need of a nap.â
His lip curls. âI donât nap.â
âYou should,â I reply with a sigh. Hayes has clearly brought this all on himself, but I feel bad for him anyway. The way he lives is untenable for anyone under normal circumstances, even without all the booze and the sleepless nights.
He holds his forehead up with his hand. âCan you get the girls upstairs out of the house after I leave?â he asks.
Girls. Plural. Any sympathy I might have felt vanishes. My arms fold across my chest. âWhat girls?â
âThe ones upstairs. I thought I made that clear. Three of them.â
Three women? Thatâs the stuff of pornography and letters to Penthouse, not real life. And I seriously doubt any human, even him, has the agility to service more than two women simultaneously. âCanât you just be content with a run-of-the-mill threesome like the rest of the world?â
His mouth lifts. I get a hint of a dimple. âAre you saying threesomes are run-of-the-mill for you? I donât even see you having twosomes.â
Heâs pretty much nailed it, not that Iâd ever admit it to him.
âI would not be interested in a threesome because most men are barely capable of pleasing a single woman without doubling the workload.â
His eyes gleam. âMaybe youâve been with the wrong men.â
âMaybe youâve been with women who do a lot of faking.â
He laughs, so certain of his talents he isnât even going to reply. âDonât forget to send them flowers, yeah?â
I roll my eyes. âFine. Todayâs note shall read: Sorry I came so fast and left you all unsatisfied.â
âYou seem very certain of yourself for someone who is, in fact, having sex with no one,â he replies. âAnd donât try to tell me Iâm wrong. Youâre far too chipper and well-rested to be doing anything interesting at night.â
âMaybe Iâm just capable of enjoying my leisure time without letting it destroy me the next day.â
âTali,â he says, rubbing his brow as he stands, âany man sleeping with you would keep you up all night long whether it was in his best interest or not. He wouldnât be able to help himself.â Without even looking at me, Hayes picks up the schedule and walks out, not even realizing what his comment has done to my insides. Because something in the almost-reluctant way he said itâ¦made it seem like he might have been talking about himself.
That night, I go back to the first ball Aisling and Ewan attend in Edinad. Itâs the crème de la crème of fae society in attendanceâall of them charming and beautiful, constantly inebriated and consumed with sexâa bit like my new boss, actually. I havenât fleshed them out much, aside from the evil queen, but suddenly, I want more. I picture a man there, just like the one in my dream. Julian. Heâs beautiful and darkly intimidating, and when he steps up behind Aisling at the ball, sliding his hands over her bare arms, sheâs not sure how to react.
âName anything and itâs yours,â he tells her.
I donât even know where it would go in the book, but for the first time in a year, the words come easily.