Chapter 15

(A LONG CHAPTER!

Words: 2558)

Y/n POV

Well

We are back in the limo

With a very very pissed off vaggie. We got angel, but it doesn't seem like he is even caring about the glare from vaggie, or the fact I'm beat and torn up, or even the fact charlie looks like she is about to cry. Which is why I'm trying to hold and comfort her right now.

But I must say if angel keeps playing with that button for the front window I'm going to beat his tall scrawny ass.

For a moment though angel stops and looks at us, well. Mostly vaggie who is dead on glaring at him like doing that will make him burst into flames.

"What?" Angel says

"What? What?! What were you doing!!"

Oh fuck she ripped out her hair

I try to gently grab her wrist but she slaps my hand away as angel sighs

"I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isnt that a 'redeeming quality' helping friends with stuff."

"Not with turf wars, that result in territorial genocide!"

"Ehh ya win some you lose a few hundred" he then laughs at his joke, which I then promptly snicker but cover my mouth and looks away as vaggie snaps her neck over to me

"See! They get it!"

"Y/n this isnt funny!"

"I know i know sorry-" I cant help but smile but vaggie growls and turns back to angel whose gone back to messing with the window, though vaggie quickly stops him with a knife to the button, making angel jump back in shock as a response

"Aw come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean what kind of reputation would i have if people found out i was trying to go clean it just throws off my entire persona~" and with that he moves his chest fluff up to seem more sexy

"And what about the hotel! Your little stunt? Made us look like a fucking joke."

I sorta nod my head in agreement "yeahhh.. it was not good at the studio today"

"No no no babes, jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan, with no arms, or legs, uhh, OH with progeria!" When charlie hears all that she seems to shrink in my arms hiding her face in her hair, and i get pissed at angels words as i hold her close

"Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?" He shifts his body around trying to search for that nonexistent liquor.

"Can you please just try to take this seriously."

"Fine, I'll try~ just don't get your taco in a twist baby~"

Vaggie stands up pissed again "was that you trying to be sexist or racist."

Now angel is looking upset "whichever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here!?"

I roll my eyes "no angel there's no liquor"

"I'm gonna kill him." Vaggie says as she sits back down

"Too late toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Where exactly do i go? To double hell? Hahah! Sorry! You're stuck with me bitch. Get used to it" vaggie starts saying something in spanish, I'm not actually sure what she is saying i only know english and french and I'm pretty sure angel knows italian.

But I'm getting pretty mentally drained from the lack of caring angel is giving off, but i know charlie sat up and out of my arms so I kinda just start ignoring them all as I look out the window.

I need to go to my room after this. I need to wash myself and get new clothes on. Fuck katie why my shirt. I loved this shirt. Fuck you.

Whatever.. not like I can't make myself a new one or steal one. I wonder how blue and kody are doing.. i should call them later, I'm sure they've seen the news

I take out my phone that i rarely use and notice all the missed calls and texts from them. Oh boy, time to talk now then

I get to texting them as fast as i can, making sure they know I'm safe and everyone's ok. But also explaining in proper detail of the aftermath.

After some time we make it back to the hotel, and when i see charlie step outside to make a phone call I turn to vaggie "hey, I'm going to my room to fix myself up. Call me if you need me" and without letting her say anything i rush upstairs to my room and close and lock the door and sigh as i drop to the floor, hitting my head on the door for a moment before staring at the ceiling

What do we do? I want to help her as much as I can but this hotel is a complete mess, I cleaned and had redone a couple bedrooms but to do EVERYTHING isn't in my job description- I chuckle lightly before coming to my feet as they carry me to my bathroom, turning on the hot water I strip down and grab the first aid, after washing my body, I make sure to aid any open wounds I might have after drying off.

I wonder.. NO. Don't fucking think about his red fucking shit ass. UGH. WHY DID HE-

I glare in the mirror to see my eyes glowing so i quickly take deep breaths "no, no I'm fine.. I'm ok. He doesn't bother me anymore remember?" I move to my closet and put on a new purple shirt, but this time just a normal soft long sleeve, and Sweat pants with tennis shoes. I don't plan on going out for the rest of the day so i might as well dress comfortably.

I hear commotion downstairs, wondering what's going on I grab my phone and head down, but what i see in front of me sends my blood boiling.

Angel laughs slightly after vaggie was done giving a speech "he looks like a strawberry pimp!"

Alastor.

In the hotel.

Looking around.

Vaggie goes to talk to charlie as I'm staring down the red deer. By hands balled into fists as in seething in anger but I'm doing everything in my power to keep it down

"Hey babe ya good?" Angel speaks up as he nudges me

"Huh. What." I snap out of it and look at him

"Ya starin' at the pimp like you wanna fuck him-"

"No. Im glaring at him like i want to send him right to double hell angel."

"Damn what's got your panties in a twist"

"I used to know him when i was alive. We were best friends and family."

"Oookay then why do ya hate him"

"Long story.. just know that he did shit to me and I will never let it go."

"Ya know what you should do-"

I roll my eyes "what."

"Revenge sex-"

"EW no angel."

"Eh that's on you" he shrugs and i look over right as vaggie sits back down, i look at charlie seeing she is talking to alastor. I will kill him if he hurts her.

"So its a deal then?" He holds out his hand as a burst of green energy pushes us back, but luckily before i say anything charlie is smart enough to refuse the deal. And instead uses her authority over him to make him stay.

Wait

STAY?!

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE HE IS HELPING?!

I seem in shock, but that just turns into anger as i snap my neck to charlie and glare, she now seems nervous and sorry since she knows alastor and I's relationship.

Alastor hums and walks around before turning and seeing me and vaggie next to each other, vaggie not looking at him as I'm glaring right into his eyes. His smile seems to only grow as he quickly slides over and grabs our jaws which makes my eyes widen and i try flinching away "smile my dears! You know you're never fully dressed without one!" He then gives me another look as he turns and walks back to charlie, under my breath I speak out, venom lacing my voice "I stopped smiling the day I found you again."

"So where is your hotel staff!" He bends down a little with his arms behind his back

"Uhh..Wellll.." charlie says as she then gestures to me and vaggie, us both looking pissed the fuck off by the couch, which only makes him chuckle in amusement

"Oho you're going to need more than that." He walks away and right towards angel "and what can you do my effeminate fellow!"

Hah that was a mistake on alastors part. Angel looks him up and down while smirking "i can suck ya dick!"

I snort and bite my lip after alastor lets out a short ring of shock, which upon hearing me he glances over then back at angel "hah! No." He then quickly moves away as  I calm myself down "your loss"

"Well this just won't do! I suppose i can cash in a few favors to liven things up!" He snaps his fingers as the old  fireplace bursts into flames, all the plants and wood burning away it now looking brand new, gonna be honest im a bit envious of his powers. Something small then falls into the flames, in which alastor swiftly picks them up, one giant eye opening from the void creature, looking up at all of us before the black soot disappears, showing a cute little girl "This little darling is niffty!" He says as he drops her "hi! Im niffty! Its nice to meet you!"

"Well isn't she just a little bundle of joy." I say as I cock my head to the side.

She smiles nearly as wide as alastor as her pupil gets smaller looking at us all "its been a while since I've made new friends hehe. Why are you all women." What?- "are there any men here?!" She says as she picks up charlie then sets her back down "im sorry thats rude- OHHH MAN this place is filthy!" She says as she zips around quite fast cleaning her little hearts desire "it really needs a ladies touch. Which is weird because you're all ladies no offense. OH MY GOSH THIS IS AWFUL. Nope, nope nope, NOPE"

I stare in confusion "uhhh."  Suddenly another voice springs up

"Hah! Read em and weep boys, full- woahhhh.. the hell?" A cat demon with wings now standing by a table looking lost and confused until he sees alastor "you." He says pointing right at him

"Glad to know someone else hates him." I mumble to vaggie

"Ahhh! Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

"Don't you husker me you son of a bitch. I was about to win the whole damn pot!" He gestures to the coins and money that now fizzle away in static "good to see you too!"

The cat, husk, facepalms "what the hell do you want with me this time."

"My friend i am doing some charity work so i took it upon myself  to volunteer your services! I hope thats ok" Alastor being uncomfortably close to husk, which obviously he hates it but is used to it.

"Are you shittin' me"

"Hmm.. no i don't think so!"

Husk quickly pushes the red deer away "you thought it would be some big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking CLOWN?!"

With his stupid as grin he lets out a smartass remark "..mmaybe" he lets out some sort of radio laughter not sure where its coming from

"Not doing fucking charity job."

"Well i figured you would be perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy this job was made for you!" Al walks over to the front desk after getting in his personal space again "don't worry my friend, i can make this more welcoming! If.. you wish~" he moves his hand down as suddenly a bottle of booze just appears out of thin air. Husk stares for a moment before going to alastor "what you think you can buy me with a wink and cheap booze!" YEAH TELL HIM "well you can!" He says as he snatches the bottle and sits behind the counter.

NOOOO HUSK WHYYYY

"Hey! Hey! hey hey hey! No! No bar, no alcohol. This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of.. noun. Brothel. Man cave!" Vaggie was quickly cut off by both me and angel tackling her "shut up! Shut. Up." I say "we are keeping this." Angel points with 3 of his 4 hands before we get up and sit at the bar, angel quickly flirting with husk which I've elected to not pay attention to before charlie rushes over and basically lays on the table getting in his face introducing him to the hotel

"So what do you think!" Alastor speaks up as he walks over

"This is AMAZINNGGG"

I promptly roll my eyes "it's... alright."

"Hahah this is going to be very entertaining!" Suddenly i hear music playing and alastor singing as he dances with charlie after pushing vaggie away

I miss his singing.. no stop it! Fucking hell.

My eyes widen as the colors inside and everyone changes. Probably his magic or something, but suddenly he snaps and we are all in some fancy outfit he put us in. But he put me in RED. Of all colors. It pisses me off, but as his stupid song continues he gets in all of our personal spaces and even grabs me and spins me bu the heel which i then push him away, him not even caring goes back to what he was doing. But right at the end when everything gets back to normal the fucking front doors burst open and hit niffty sending her flying "oh fuck" i go to help her then we all look outside, seeing sir pentious' air ship

"HAH!" The snake pokes himself out of one part of his busted up ship "well well well, look who's harbouring the striped FREAK. We meet once again alastor!"

Alastor smiles more and tilts his head "do i know you?" This obviously made sir pentious upset "oh yes you do!" He says going back into the ship "and this time i have the element of, SURPRISE!" A large gun laser thing comes down and points at us. But before it can do anything alastor snaps and a giant portal appears with tendrils coming out, wrapping themselves around the aircraft, breaking it apart causing chaos that's inside there. Before alastor completely destroys it, making us all silent.

"Well I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya! My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In fact, it nearly killed her, haha! You can say that kick was right out of hell!" I watch as him and the others walk back inside the hotel, the sign changing from happy hotel to hazbin hotel. "... i don't want to be in a place where i have to see his face every day.." I look at the time then look around

I'll go visit them for now..