Voice- gabbar is back...swagat nhi kroge hmara....
Listening this all except tinkal (as she was busy in picking up her clutcher from floor) turns and they becomes very happy seeing a man standing there opening his arms in full filmy style.
P(happily runs and hugs him)- rayyy.......
Ra(rolls his eyes with a small smile on his face)- welcome back saste gabbar of bollywood or we can say maa ke chamche.....
D/Ru(also jumps on him happily)- bhaiyaaaa finallyyyy goddddd.....
T(frowns making a bun of her hairs)- ye aisa kon aa gya jise dekhkr ye sb fule nhi sama paa rhe hain. Me bhi toh dekhun jara...
She goes towards them where they were having bharat milap. But as they stands aside seeing the person in front of her she gasps loudly and her eyes almost came out of their sockets.
T(shouts)- whttt the actual fuckinggg duckingggg godddd.....
Everyone looks at her. Listening her cursing dev frowns but soon their trance breaks by another gasp followed by another string of curses...
S- What the freaking fudging ducking fuckkk....why the hell r u here?
Now everyone looks at SHAURYA. Him cursing is not a new thing for them but here in front of Rajat it was really shocking. But Tinkal and Shaurya unaware of anything were just busy in their shocked state seeing each other.
T(keeps her hand on her waist)- its my house mr but why the hell r u here haan. Get the fuck out of here r8 now...
S(laughs sarcastically)- ohh yeah ur house...come again miss nerdy...
T(angrily)- yeah my house u rich spoilt brat.
S(angrily)- hey whom u called spoilt brat haan....
T- ofc its only and only u mr richy rich spoilt brat who just knws how to spend money unnecessarily and fucking here and there nothing else.
S(fuming in anger)- i dont care what u think about me miss goody 2 shoes. Today u r saying this is ur house and tmrw u will say this couple r ur in laws...woahhh very nice joke i get it. Now pls get out of here miss nerdy.
Everyone was looking at them to and fro not knowing what's happening here.
T- joke like srsly...even if u will be the last person alive on this planet na then also i wont joke in front of u.
S- but now u r doing that only.....bloody joking hahaha impressive..
T(sarcastically)- ohh u should be impressed from me bcz u knw i have so many unique qualities but koi baat nhi dil chhota krne ki jarurt nhi h. I can teach u too but only if u ask nicely.
S(burning in rage)- ask nicely my foot...tumse kuchh sikhne se better mein mental assylum me hi na admit ho jaun.
T- i dont fucking care what u do mr brat. Just get out from my house. Here is a kid too. Kahin tumhari presence se wo bhi na bigad jaye.
S- konsa kid h yahan kindly enlighten us? Aur ye house tumhara kb se hogya nerdy haan? Thats my house ok so now get out of here bohot hogya ab majak....
Now Rajat had enough of both of them.
Ra(loud and damn stern voice)- ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE BEHAVIOUR...
Both Tinkal and Shaurya flinch on their places.
S/T- papa she/jiju he started....
Ra(angrily)- enough dono hi kam nhi ho aur shaurya aise baat krte hain kya haan. Appologise to her r8 now.
S- kyu mujhe kya pgl kutte ne kata h jo isse appologise krunga mein aur kyu krun?....Ohh i get it now aapne ek new maid rkhi h r8. Ok ok i have no problem bs isse bolo apne kaam se kaam rkhe.
T(fuming in anger)- maid kisko bola haan...dimag ke saath aankhein bhi bech aaye ho kya. Kis angle se i m looking maid to u idiot..
Ra(really very very angry now)- Shaurya Tinkal i m warning u both chup ho jao ab bs...
Rudy was quietly chuckling in a corner.
T(crying face)- jiju dekhiye na he called me maid.
S- ohh madam konse jiju kiske jiju? Yahan faltu rishte bnane ki koi jarurt nhi h smjhi.
Now Rajat was massaging his head trying himself from bursting out on them.
Pa(smirks)- Rudy jaa jake jara popcorn toh lekr aa...
T/S/Ra- shut up...
Pa(drametically)- Rajat mujhe pta tha ki tum mujhe ijjat nhi dete lekin ab tumhari aulad bhi. Kya bs yahi din dekhna baki rhe gya tha mre liye. Jaa rhi hun me ab yahan se....
T(rolls her eyes)- yahan itni serious situation chl rhi h aur inse drame krwalo bss...
Ra- hey mahadev... ab bs chup bhi ho jao sb.
S- hn wahi toh me bol rha hun bohot hua ek maid ki baaton ka bura nhi maan rha mein. Ignore her. Dev where is my bhabhi. I m so excited to meet her.
D(lip tight smile)- Bhaiya this 'Maid' is ur bhabhi and tinkal (with burning look in his eyes) meet my elder brother i told u about him r8.
T/S(damn shocked)- what the holy moly fuckingg.....(but stops by Rajat's harsh angry tone)
Ra- one more time u both used curse words then see noone will be worst than me. (they both immidiately shuts their mouths)
Pa(innocently)- kyu kya curse krne ka permit iss ghr me sirf tumhe hi mila hua h? (but stops seeing rajat's angry glare)
T(to dev)- tumhara itna bratty bhai bhi ho skta h mne kbhi socha nhi tha.
Dev(angrily)- behave urself woman bhaiya hain mre.
T(huffs)- aur tum saiyaan ho mre. Dont u think tumhe thodi biwi ki bhi side le leni chahiye. Achha ye sb chhodo aur ye btao ki mujhe phle kyu nhi btaya ki ye tumhara bhai h. Didi aapne bhi kbhi kuchh nhi bola?
Ra- haan beta apni maa ki hi auladein hain ye teeno ek se badkar ek. Maa kam thi kya....
Pa(angrily)- kuchh kaha aapne dr sahab? Maa pr gye hain haan lekin sarcasm toh apne baap se hi li h na km se km maa ko tameez toh h unlike some people huh...
Ra(raising his one eyebrow)- kehna kya chahti ho biwi khul ke kaho jara?
Now everyone was looking at them to and fro.
Pa- khul ke kahun me? Kahin aag na lg jaye kisi ko...
Ra- logon ki machis jse juban se aag hi lgegi phool toh barsenge nhi...
T(whispers to dev)- ab ye kya chl rha h?
Dev- roj ka h ignore them. (tinkal shrugs and nods enjoying the show)
Pallavi picks a napkin and throws it on Rajat's face.
Pa- isse muh saaf krke rkho apna khadus kahin ke...
Ru(mutters)- ab isse phle ye ghr kurukshetra bne i have to do something.
He looks here and there and picks a spoon and steel plate then climbs up on a chair and starts beating that plate with spoon loudly.
Ra(shouts)- deviyon aur sajjano ldai ka samay ab khtm hota h. Kripya krke ldai khtm ki jaye senapati ka aadesh h ye.
Rajat and Pallavi stops and looks here and there. All were already sitting on their respective chairs for breakfast leaving only 2 of them standing in the middle of living room alone.
Pa- oyee senapati ki 2 no. aulad niche utar. Agar lag jayegi fir shor machaega.
Rudy pouts and jumps down from the chair.
T- ab aap sb ka hogya ho toh nashta krne ka bhi kasht kr lijiye thoda sa. Uske baad i think sbko apne apne kaam pr bhi jana h. I promise we will continue this on sunday.
Pa- rudy tu apne aur mre liye kuchh order krde beta. Ye mre halak se niche toh nhi jaega. (tinkal gives her side eye)
Ra- stop everyone kuchh bahar se nhi aa rha h got it. Chup chap aake breakfast kro ab. Already bohot drame hogye.
Tinkal smiles widely and shows tongue to pallavi teasing her.
Pal(whispers)- ruk jaa jara tujhe toh mein baad me dekhti hun.
T(laughs nervously)- aap sb betho mein serve krti hun.
All sits and tinkal starts serving everyone. As she was about to serve in pallavi's plate....
Pa- waittt.....me nhi kha rhi yrr i m telling u rajat ye sirf dikhne me hi accha h. PLease have some mercy on my taste buds.
T(makes puppy face)- kyu ijjat ka kabada kr rhi ho yrr. Accha jyada nhi bs thodu sa hi kha lo na see i will also eat the same na. Ok in evng we both will go out to eat something good pkka.
Pa(doubtfully)- pkka na (tinkal nods) thik h lekin eating out toh tum bhul hi jao. Wo bas sunday ko hi possible h. Ye tumhara sasur aur ab ye jeth ghr me enter nhi hone denge hme.
T(smirks)- agar aap chaho toh dev ko achanak office me bohot jyada kaam bhi toh aa skta h na jisse he wont be able to come back early aur fir mra bedroom khali rhega aur ab uske ander kya what i m doing i dont think anyone will peep inside to knw it r8....kuchh smjh aaya partner?
Pa(smiling ear to ear)- hayee me sadke jau wari jau kya chunke bahu layi hun me bhi. Done kro ise but remember its a top secret between us so shh now zip ur mouth ok.
T(giggles and hi-fies)- sbse yadgaar saas bahu ki jodi jo h hmari.
Ra- ab aa jao kusur pusur hogyi ho toh...
Tinkal and Pallavi winks at each other then sits back on their seats. Tinkal starts serving kheer to everyone. Now only Shaurya was left.
T- oops yahan ek bowl kam h. Wait me abhi kitchen se lekr aati hun.
Pa- areee here take this bowl kahan bhaag rhi ho.....(but Tinkal ran away without listening anything)
In Kitchen;
Tinkal fills one bowl with kheer and smirks seeing it.
T- mujhe maid bola na u brat now see what i will do now. Aisi kheer khilaungi ki jindagi bhar iska taste nhi bhul paoge dear jethji.
She picks salt jar and mix 2 full spoon salt in the bowl and stirs it well then she hurriedly comes out putting an innocent smile on her face.
T- Shaurya JI this is for u...
S(looking here and there)- kon me? (She fakely smiles and nods. He thinks) kya gadbad ki h iss nerdy ne ab?
T(thinks)- beta suna nhi h tumne kya ki bakre ko halaal krne se phle use khub khilaya pilaya jata h...
Ra- shaurya soch kya rha h le na...
Shaurya comes out of his lalaland and looks at tinkal's hand which had kheer bowl.
T(blinking her eyes innocently)- see jo bhi hua it was all past. Lets just forget it and start this new relation with this kheer. Ok me apni mistakes ke liye appologise krne ko bhi ready hun toh ab aap bhi sb bhul jaiye na JETHJI.
Shaurya who very well knw her raises his eyebrows giving her suspicious look...
S(mutters)- itni mithas se aaj kahin mujhe diabetes hi na ho jaye....(to rajat) umm papa wo mein kya bol rha tha actually na i have lessen my sugar intake toh how about u try it first then last 2 bites mri what say (with pleading eyes)
T(thinks)- ahaan trying to be chalaak bro hmm but dont forget me bhi same university se hi hun. Now just see my drama...(she makes sad face) shyd apne mujhe maaf nhi kiya shaurya ji. Its ok i just hope one day u will forgive me. I will wait for that day.
Ra(sternly)- Shaurya have it...
T(fake tears)- its ok jiju if he dont want to then pls dont force him.
Rajat gives a harsh glare to Shaurya who immidiately takes bowl from tinkal's hand.
S(looking at bowl)- khaun ya na khaun. Bharosa toh 2 kodi ka nhi h mujhe ispr.
T(trying to hide her smirk)- khaiye na shaurya ji. Aaj shuruwat aap hi kijiye.
D(happily)- are lao bhaiya me khilata hun aapko.
Dev fills one spoon with kheer from shaurya's bowl and without giving any heed to his deny he pushes whole spoon in shaurya's mouth. As shaurya gulps down salty burned kheer his eyes waters.
Meanwhile;
Pa(thinks)- kya naya kand kiya h iss ldki ne ab...(she pinches tinkal's waist making her hiss)
T- kya h jaan se maar dene ka irada h kya?
Pa- bol toh aise rhi ho jse me tumhe janti hi nhi. Ldki sach sach btao kya kia h ab?
T(trying to act cool)- khana hi toh parosa h aur kya kiya mne?
But their conversation stops by shaurya's shouts....
S(shouts)- WHAT THE FCKKK....What is this....I knew it u nerdy kabhi kuchh sahi kr hi nhi skti tum....
T(innocently)- are mne kya kiya ab?
S- han jyada kuchh nhi bs mujhe zeher hi toh khilaya h....goddd my tongue is burning like hell koi pani toh dedo yrrr....
Rajat immidiately gives water to shaurya who was now burning in rage.
T- jb juban hi tikhi ho toh mithi chiz bhi tikhi hi lgti h. Wahi condition hui h tumhare saath bhi. (slowly whispers so that only he can listen) Aur aage se mujhse panga lene se phle 100 baar soch lena wrna next time puri mirchi ka dabba udel dungi khane me aayi smjh.
Shaurya looks at her shocked and she smirks.
S- bss baat khtm ye ldki aaj ke baad kitchen me nhi jayegi.
T(fake sad face)- khana itna bura bna h kya?....Jiju aapne bhi nhi khaya aur dev tumne bhi? Mne scchi kuchh nhi kiya pta nhi ye aisa kyu bol rhe hain...
Ra- no it was good bcche. First time tha na toh thoda jal gya baki it was good. Aate aate aa jayega. Dont take stress about it ok.
Dev(hesitatingly)- mne abhi try nhi kiya yrr.
S- krna bhi mt...Ye bura nhi h bohot jyada wahiyat h. Zeher bhi isse accha hota hoga u idiot...
Tinkal narrows her eyes at him but she knws she needs to be keep her patience. She thinks something anddddd in next second she starts crying.
Ra- hey hey why r u crying i said na it was good...
T(pointing towards Shaurya)- inhone mujhe idiot bola aur mre khane ko zeher. Ab aap hi btayein kya mein apni family ko zeher khilaungi khane me?
Ra- nhi bcche why r u thinking like this? Wo toh bs inn maa beto ko baat bdhane ki aadat h. Ignore him and dont be disheartened ok.
T(wiping her tears)- ok aap kehte hain toh chup ho jati hun me. Nhi ro rhi ab. Bs thoda emotional hogyi thi inke tikhe words sunkr. Aadat nhi h na mujhe. Mre ghr pr kisine aise nhi bola mujhse.
S- bolenge bhi kse papa ki pari jo ho na. Agar aisi pariyan hon toh papa logon ko unhe chatt se dhakka de dena chahiye taki udke dikhayein.
Listening this Tinkal again starts crying and this even more loudly.
T- didi mujhe mre papa ki yaad aa rhi h. Mujhe unse milne jana h abhi...
Pallavi becomes shocked listening Shaurya's words. She was about to pick something to hit him but before that Rajat who had glass full of water in his hand empties whole glass on Shaurya's head making him gasp and Rudy chuckles loudly.
T(smirks internally)- chlo ye toh gya ab. Mra kaam hogya. (wiping her eyes) Uff these tears.....rona bhi kitna mushkil kaam h yrr. Mra makeup bhi bigad gya aur uper se headache shuru hogya wo alag...
S(whines)- papa yrrr....
Ra(angrily)- tera baap yar... (everyone gulps at his tone)
P- srsly Rajat tumhe abhi iss yar ki pdi h han...
S- mumma aap toh mri side wali ho na? Sare hi mil gye hain aaj huh...
Ru(whispers)- bhaiya i m with u...
T(mutters)- beta rhne de tu already bohot bdi musibat me h phle wo sambhal.
S(grits his teeth)- bhaiya ke bcche tu kya bdla lega isse han...chhota h chhota hi bn ke rhe smjha.. (rudy makes face)
T(chuckles)- told u tu shant rhe lekin nhi tujhe hi tang bich me adane ka bohot shok h na.. (Rudy glares at tinkal in return she shows her eyes) kya babyboy jor se bol kya bolna h?
Ru(huffs)- mne bhi hospital jakr bdla na liya na toh mra naam bhi dr rudransh bawa nhi...
T- ooohhhh and i m soooo scared....bhul mt wahan bhi i m ur senior smjha.
P- oye ldki mre bcche ko mt dara...
Ra(frustated)- han phle ye kr lo tum log. Aur koi kaam h bhi tumhe ldne jhagadne ke alawa haan...Ek ghadi bhi sukoon se mt jine dena.
But they 3 were still glaring at each other.
D- bs bhi kr do ab. Kya faltu mein ldaiyan nikal rhe ho....papa already frustated hain aur ye sari frustation na wo fir hospital jakr nikalenge. Mumma ke samne khade ho isliye kuchh nhi bol rhe wo lekin tum sare toh sar pr hi chade jaa rhe ho ab.
Pa(smirks)- i m telling u all Rajat is already very angry aur gussa mt dilao afterall hospital tum sbko hi jana h...
Now 3 of them immidiately shuts their mouth and gulps hard.
Ra- nhi nhi bolo ab sb kya hua. juban kyu bnd hogyi haan...yahan saas bahu ki jgh devar jeth aur bhabhi serial chl rha h na.....
S(nervously laughs)- are papa mjak kr rhe the bs. Bhabhi devar aur jeth me itni mjak msti toh hoti hi rhti h na. Kyu Tinkal and Rudy? (they both also bobs their heads up and down like a good innocent kid)
Ru- han bhai bilkul sahi bola aapne. Kya papa aap toh mjak bhi nhi smjhte hehehe....(but immidiately stops seeing Rajat's glares)
T- ji haan jiju jethji ki baaton ka mein bura thodi na manungi aur na hi wo mri...
S- han bilkul she is r8. (and they all 3 starts laughing nervously)
Ra(rolls his eyes at their drama)- hogya tum sbka? Ab ispr dance kru taliyan bjaun haan....(to dev and pallavi) aur aap dono sethji aur sethani ji nashta pani hogya ho toh ab office chlein? Konsi files pr sign chahiye the and they should better be complete otherwise i swear noone will be worst than me. And u Shaurya office me mujhe thoda jyada time lg jaega toh i m giving u all the authorities today. In my absence u will deal with my interns and if any day i m not available u are assigned for this....m i clear?
S(nods)- ji papa...
After listening this it was Tinkal's face become pale bcz she knew now Shaurya will take full revenge from her and noone wont even save her. Shaurya smirks knowing what she is thinking.
Rudy was dancing bcz his bhaiya gonna be his mentor today but all his happiness dies when Rajat informs Shaurya about his yesterday's kand and asks him to give him punishment as he wants. Shaurya raises his eyebrows and looks at Rudy who was already looking at him with pleading eyes but Shaurya just nods.
Ra- ab sb kya mre sar pr hi khade rhoge bhaago yahan se..
And they all quickly runs away to save themselves from the wrath of this monster.
So thats it for today guys. Hope u like it.
How were the fightsð?
Rajat's anger?
Pallavi's antics?
Tinkal's drama?
Whats gonna happen next? Any guesses?
Bye and love u all a lottt.....
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