Dev- dekho chachu bhi mjak bnakr gye mtlb kuchh bhi bolti ho na tum.
T(huffs)- baat mt kro unki i hateee him huh khadus sadu monster. (Dev chuckles and cradles her like a little baby making her laugh) chhodo bcchi thodi na hun me.
Dev(laughs throatily)- accha toh bcchi nhi ho fir bhi aise words use kr rhi ho han....smjh bhi aayi kya bola chachu ke samne tumne?
Tinkal looks at him confused bt widens her eyes once realising what she said that time.
T- shittt ughhh why like why it is always me bhgwan ji....kya soch rhe honge wo....bhgwan ji pls dlt this memory from him mind pls pls pls....
D(laughs)- sahi smjhi bilkul and let me tell u chachu ka dimag na bohot gnda h.
T(crying face)- already iss checkup ke baad i didnt wanna face him lekin ab unke samne bhi nhi aana mujhe....(slaps her forehead) u r so stupid tinkal u should control ur mouth. Aadhe se jyada time siyappon me toh mein apne muh ki wjh se hi fasti hun.
Dev(shakes his head)- ab hogya siyappa toh dekha jaega jo hoga. Wse bhi wo tumhe toh kya hi bolenge 7 janmon tk mujhe hi satayenge bs.
T- hein....
Dev- kuchh nhi....chlein ab?
T- no aise toh bilkul nhi jane wali me. Change krne do phle.
Dev- hn mri maa aise jane ki tumse bol bhi nhi rha mein. Go and change fast.
T- lekin abhi toh checkup ke time tumhe koi frk ni pda fir ab bahar bhi jaun aise hi toh?
Dev(huffs)- hn toh wo checkup tha na aise bahar jaogi toh (rubs his nape) mujhe accha nhi lgega agr kisi ne ghura toh mein faltu mara piti pr utar aaunga hospital me hi.
Tinkal giggles seeing his face and gets up from his lap to go.
G(knocks)- me aa jaun?
Dev- nhi koi jarurt nhi h.
T(scaredly)- ab ye kyu wapis aa rhe hain?
Guru chuckles and comes inside.
Dev- agr aana hi tha toh knock kyu kya aapne?
G(shrugs)- mra cabin mri mrji tu hota kon h mujhe mna krne wala. (dev rolls his eyes at his drame) Wse bhi bs ek injection aur lene gya tha me.
Tinkal widens her eyes and immediately hides behind dev.
T- bhejo inko mujhe wapis injection nhi lgwana already phle wala dukh rha h.
Dev- hn chachu aapka hath bohot bhari h sach me bohot dukh h aapke hath se injection.
G(slaps his forehead)- tum dono pati patni milkr aaj mujhe pkka pgl kr doge aur tu ruk jsi harkatein kr rha h na shock lgwaunga tujhe toh me.
Dev(folds his hands)- maaf kro chachu maaf...Mujhe nhi krni aapse koi argument aapko bs rudy mumma aur rakshit chachu hi smbhal skte hain aur papa dara skte hain.
G(rolls his eyes)- chup kr darta nhi hun me kisi se smjha wo toh bs bde bhaiya ke liye bohot respect h aur ab tum dono ka yahin rhne ka plan h kya pura din? Khali kro mra cabin jldi yaa agr jyada psnd aa gya ho toh tinkal ji thoda aur time bitana chahengi? Mujhe bhi koi jldi nhi h. Raat toh OT me guzar di h din cabin me deal krte guzar lunga no problem (smirks).
T(glares)- dev me change krke aati hun mujhe nhi rhna yahan. (and she immediately left in washroom making both of them chuckle)
Dev- kyu pareshan kr rhe ho aap mri biwi ko? Dekho rula rulakr pura face swell krwa diya aapne bichari ka. Itna toh mne ise stitches ke liye bhi rote nhi dekha jitna ye aaj royi h.
G(slaps his head)- oyeee chupkr mujhe mt sikha kya krna h kya nhi smjha....
Dev- hn budhapa aagya h akad nhi jaegi aapki huh....
G- buddha hoga tra chacha mein kis angle se buddha lgta hun tujhe han?
Dev(loudly)- RAKSHIT CHACHUUUUUU YE BUDDHA KEH......(Guru puts his palm on his mouth making him giggle) and someone was saying he is not scared.
G- bhaag jaa wrna bharta bna dunga yhin tra aur wse bhi pgl aadmi h wo kb uski satak jaye pta nhi...
Dev- dost bhi toh aapke hi hain na.
G- tu nikal beta apni biwi ko lekar yaahn se isse phle me tra sar faad dun...
Dev(laughs)- aane toh do use phle aur agr uske bina chla gya aur usne mujhe nhi dekha bahar aake fir aap sochlo kse smbhaloge....ro roke aapke sar aur kaan dono faad degi wo.
G(raises his one eyebrow)- sedative naam ki bala suni h pata to hoga hi tujhe akhir? hn hn bilkul wahi jo tri maa ko lgi h abhi thode time phle aur beta sedatives se mra bohot km vasta pdta h lekin jb pdta h na toh tu sochle bs...
Dev(smirks)- ek baar koshish krke toh dekho....sirf papa ke hath aayi thi ye uss din bhaiya bhi kuchh nhi kr paye the aur rhi baat mumma ki toh ek baar hosh me aane do unhe fir btayengi aapko.
G(shocked)- shaurya? kuchh nhi kr paya? jhuthe...aajkl wo hi khadus bna hua h yahan jbse specialization ke baad wapis aaya h. Usne toh bde bhaiya ke bhi record tode hue hain. Mne socha nhi tha shaurya jsa baby boy type itna khadus hoga. Last time bs ek baar hi use strict dekha tha jb iska medical me admission hua tha aur ise rudy ko injection dena tha tu to hat gaya tha piche . Bhaiya was not there toh usko dena pda aur rudy kbhi kisi ke hath ayaa h jo jb aata.
Dev(chuckles)- bohot acche se yaad h. Pta nhi bhaiya pr konsa bhoot aa gya h lekin that day bhaiya bhi nhi kr paye kuchh. Itni jiddi h ye bhaiya chilla chillakar thak gye the lekin no response. Papa mumma ka full support h madam ko. EK baar shikayat lga di na fir koi gawahi yaa sabut nhi chlte sidha action hota h isliye uss din bhi last me papa ko hi aana pda tha.
G(chuckles)- hn wse jiddi toh h ye pkka.
Dev- mumma ne chunkr ldki dhundhi h mre liye. Shyd bdla liya h jittna mne unko ye shadi ke mamle me tang kiya uska. Tbhi mumma shadi ke time kuch nhi bolin aur mre sare nakhre chupchap seh liye kyunki unhe pta thi ye sb bdle nikal legi baad me.
G- hn toh tri glti h kyu tang krta tha tu itna han....rudy ko bhi tune hi sar chadhaya hua h...
Dev- wo already sar chadha h chachu bachpan se hi.
Just then tinkal also comes out of washroom setting her kurti.
T- rhne do itna bhi bura nhi h mra devar.
Dev(surprised)- aaj Suraj kahan se nikla bhai? Tum aur rudy ki tareef kr ri ho kseeeee......
G- I m damn sure ye medicine jarur usi ne lakar di hain satka jo hua h dimag se. Wse bhi uske alawa aur kon hi kr skta h....(Sternly) Lekin tinkal last warning aage se koi bhi painkiller uthakr li h na fir dekhna bs.
T(gulps)- fir me kya krungi hn aap hi btayein? Mujhe reh rehke pain uthta h aur pls ye injection wala idea toh bilkul nhi dena phle hi bol ri hun.
G- wash kro kisi clean cloth ko warm water me dip krke lekin jyada jor se press nhi Krna and use different wash cloth everytime for 10 mins ok.
T(shocked)- u want me to do all this even after knowing my condition? Aapko lgta h ki me iss halat me rhungi ki ye sb kr sakun aur isse toh kitne der baad jakar aaram milega bt I want instant relief. Mri aatma bahar aa jati h aapko nhi pta kuchh.
G(nods)- thik h fir me bde bhaiya ko injection ka bta deta hun wo roj ek lga diya krenge ok? Aur han spicy khane ki koi jarurat nhi h wrna be ready to come here again aur pain hoga wo alg.
T(stomps her feet)- aap toh na jiju se bhi bde wale khadus ho mujhe nhi krni aapse baat huh.
G- wo bhi bs apni ghr ki ladies ke liye hi soft hain. Kya tumne yahan ka haal nhi dekha?
T- whatever jo bhi hein lekin aapse toh better hain. Pain hone pr painkiller toh de dete hain aise apne patients ko pain me toh nhi rkhte....ek mild wali hi de do bhale hi lekin mujhe sacchi me jarurt pdegi. Mujhse jhela nhi jata ye pain.
Guru chuckles and writes down something then gives her the paper.
G- ye lo lekin hn pure din me bas ek Leni h wo bhi raat sone se phle agr discomfort jyada h toh bt not more than one aur ye ointment hmesha bathroom use krne ke baad intimate area ko wash krke lgani h and this capsule bs ek baar raat me with a glass of milk and lastly ye vitamin tablets hein. Inhe roj lena h. U will feel bloated bt a glass of milk will work.
T- eww milk no no wapis rkh lo mujhe nhi chahiye ye medicine. I m fir mujhe vitamins ki jarurat nhi h bt if u want i can take it with water not milk.
G(nods)- great then me ye prescription bde bhaiya ko de deta hun aur unhi ko smjha bhi dunga ok? Aur vitamins ki toh need h hi nhi na toh me bde bhaiya se hi baat krta hun bcz I m damn sure he will surely suggest shots for this condition.
T- aapko sharam nhi aati Yun chhoti si bcchi ko darate hue....
G- naaa not even 1 percent.
T(rolls her eyes)- do anything lekin na mujhe shots chahiye na hi mein milk pi skti. mujhe bohot gndi wali vomit lg jaegi. Give me any alternative idea.
G(puts his arms on table)- ek alternative me shot ka de chuka hun painkiller dekr now now u want more alternatives han? Then u r at wrong place in front of a wrong person madam.
Dev- tinkal no arguments on this now.
T- are lekin I can't drink milk dev it is so yuckk aur ye kya hota h ki spicy nhi kha skte jara bhi....food is my first love aise kse dhokha de skti hun me usko.
G(nods neutrally)- ok so u don't want any of it? (Tinkal immidiately nods) Thik h fir dev tu ek kaam kr ghr Jaa I m admitting her here. Bs ek biopsy hi toh honi h wo me dekh lunga tu jaa.
Dev(mutters)- ye ldki faltu apne liye siyappe invite kr rhi h.
G(harshly)- mne kaha na dev tu jaa suna nhi kya tune han....
T(scaredly)- a..aap har baar mujhe biopsy se nhi dara skte smjhe. Aapne abhi check Kiya and u said everything is fine. Ab itna toh mujhe bhi pta h ki agr tests ki need hoti toh aap wo krwate hi jse ye checkup kiya gale pr talwar rkhke.
G(angrily)- dev tu jaa...she thinks I m just trying to scare her na now let me show her the real me. Thoda lenient kya hogya ab ye sar chadh rhi h jyada hi.
Dev- lekin chachu aapne hi toh bola tha na ki lenient hokr rhoge iske samne. Abhi janti nhi h na aapko toh jane dein.
G- me bhul gya tha ki jiddi log aise hi haath nhi aate....she should also see my stubbornness now aur rhi baat lenient hone ki toh mne ye bhi bola tha ki it depends on her. Agr ye sahi rhi mre sath toh I will be lenient lekin isko dikhane de apna jiddipana fir me bhi dikhaun ab who I m....(Picks intercom) Prepare a room for Dr tinkal.
Tinkal widens her eyes seeing this bcz calling means now he is hell serious about it otherwise he will never trouble other staff.
T- w..wo me toh bs bol rhi thi...sry na now I will do as u say pkka.
Dev(palms his face)- what have u done darling shittt.....(To guru) Chachu jane dein na ab nhi kregi kha legi sari medicines pkka. Mein hun na mein khyal rkhunga.
G(shrugs)- room already prepare krwa diya h ab kuchh nhi ho skta aur wse bhi nakhre dikhane the na dikha liye ab mri bari.
T(very much scared)- s..sry b..bhaiya pls cancel krdo.
G(shakes his head)- phle sochna tha na ab toh bol diya mne. Dev lekar Jaa isko nurse hogi wahi wo prepare krwa degi aur wse bhi dr tinkal hospital h ye hotel room ki booking nhi chl rhi koi ki jb chahe cancel krwa diya.
Tinkal knowing the rules very well becomes damn scared now.
T- i m sry pls dekho kaan bhi pkd liye. Aap jo bologe I will do lekin bs ise cancel krwa do aap toh krwa skte ho na.
G(picks intercom)- room ready h toh prepare for biopsy too aur lab assistant ko bhejo mre cabin me. Samples collect krne hain dr tinkal ke.
T- noooo pls not this plsss bhaiya I m sry na..
Guru goes to side cabinet and pulls out few syringes from cabinet and a alcohol swab. He puts them in front of tinkal and without saying anything wears his gloves. Looking at the sight tinkal starts crying again.
T(to dev)- pls tum bolo na inko dev....
Dev- mna kiya tha mne dekhlo ab.
G(stern)- hath aage kro and dev hold her hand tightly.
T(hides her both hands behind her back)- no mujhe nhi krwana. I m sry na pls maan jao ab.
G- tinkal hath aage kro aur me tumhe bta dun mri beti rudy se bhi chhoti h lekin usko bhi nhi chhoda mne. Hath aage kro chlo ab.
Dev- chachu ye le legi sari medicines aap test pr kyu jaa rhe ho...
G- nhi kahan Leni h use medicines.... bohot problems hain na ise har chij se let me solve them. Wse bhi she was saying vitamins are not needed toh isse wo bhi check ho jaega aur phle I was not doing anything bcz ye already itni dari hui thi and I didn't wanna trouble her bs ye problem
sahi krne ki soch rha tha lekin ab I will find root cause aur uske liye I need to do this toh idhar aao chupchap tinkal and sit here. Don't make me angry more.
Dev- chachu me bol rha hun na me legi wo medicine. Me khud yaad dilaunga use timings ki lekin ye sab nhi kro. Dekho kitna ro rhi h.
T(hides behind him)- call jiju he will scold him.
G(chuckles sarcastically)- u really think that?
Tinkal nods wiping her tears and nose with her hanky.
Dev- apne liye aur musibat khadi mt kro chup rho bs ab tum.
G- dev leke aa isko yahan....
T- maan jao wrna me scchi aapki complaint krungi. (Dev palms his face)
G(winks at dev)- dev isko yahan restraint kr dete hain kise hi pta lgega na....
Tinkal widens her eyes in horror and looks at dev bt he shrugs saying he can't do anything.
G(stern)- ok enough now dev hold her or I will restraint her.
Dev(whispers)- chachu aap bs mjak kr rhe hain toh khtm kro na ab kyu faltu khinch rhe ho itna...
G- aur kisne bola ki me mjak kr rha hun?
Dev(tongue tied)- lekin aapne toh bola tha na aise hi thik ho jaega sb?
G(rolls his eyes)- krwane wala tha test lekin lekin tri biwi ki halat dekhkr socha tha baad me krwa lunga aaj ke liye that's enough for her lekin must say she definitely helped me to change my mind. Ab toh sb kuchh aaj hi khtm krunga me.
Dev(shocked)- chachu isne ro rokr aur chikhkr pura hospital sar pr chadha lena h. Konse janm ke badle nikal rhe ho aap mri biwi se?
G- Abey chupkr tu aur nhi dekh skta toh Jaa yahan se i will call a nurse aur wse bhi lab assistant bhi aane wala hoga. Usko samples bhi Dene hain.
Dev- chachu yrrr jane do na.....
G- ab ek aur lafz bola h na tu agr toh sbse phle tujhe yahan se bahar fekunga fir ise me khud smbhal lunga nurse ko bulakar.
Dev- fineee.....(He holds tinkal bt she starts shouting)
T- what r u doing....leave me...tumne mujhse bola tha sirf checkup ka aur me maan bhi gyi thi. Now u can't ditch me dev plsssss.....
G(loudly)- ab muh pr tape bhi lgana pdega kya han faltu itna shor mcha rkha h.
Dev- chachu nhi danto ab usko wo krwa legi without any tantrums aur tinkal I m not ditching u yrrr chachu scchi me mujhe bahar fenk denge ab agr mne mana kiya toh....pls sirf abhi ke liye co-operate krlo wrna ye nurse bula lenge....
T(starts crying more)- nhi krwana mujhe kuchh chhodo na...mujhe di aur jiju ke paas Jana h. Complaint krungi me dono ki dekh lena. Bohot bure ho khaskar aap bhaiya.
G- tumhari di ka toh pta nhi lekin tumhare Jiju toh mri hi side lenge aayi smjh toh chup bilkul ab ek shabd nhi nikalna muh se.
T(hiccupping)- h...he will take m...my side dekh lena ....
G(shakes his head)- kitne saal se janti ho unhe? Me btata hun bachpan se janta hun unhe mein aayi smjh toh ab chup bilkul....Rona bnd wrna headache hoga fir uski bhi medicine Leni pdegi. Abhi ye krwa lo then u r free to go.
Tinkal doesnt say anything just continues crying in Dev's hold.
Dev- accha baba tumhe jisse complaint krni h kr lena I will also take ur side ok. Abhi chlo Rona bnd kro itna bhi drd nhi hoga. Bs bohot hi halka sa chubhega. Let's get it done fast fir mumma ke paas chlenge ok.
Guru signs him to hold her hand properly. Dev from one hand hugs her tightly and from other holds her other hand bt she struggles to come out from his hold.
Dev- bss shhh it will be over in a minute....
T(hides her face in his neck)- chhod do pls nhi krwana ye.....
Guru forcefully pulls her hand and wipes the dorsum with alcohol wipe.
G- make fist wrna blood nhi aaega aur wapis prick Krna pdega.
He taps her veins with his two fingers a few times and once veins were clearly visible he nods at dev. Dev tightens his grip and guru slowly inserts the needle making her scream.
G(stern)- hilna nhi tinkal I m warning u last time.....
Tinkal crushes Dev's shirt in her fist and his neck was getting wet with her tears.
T- pa..pain ho rha h b...bohot.....
Dev(rubs her back)- bs do min ruko hogya almost.....
Bt her tears were flowing non-stop. Guru pushes plunger little inside the. Pulls out and blood starts filling in the syringe.
T(crying)- lg ri h nikalo isko.....
G- ummhmm dont shout hogya h bs....
He takes out needle pressing a cotton ball there and dev starts rubbing it.
T(sniffling)- leave me now hogya na torture khtm yaa abhi aur bhi kuchh baki h?
G(hides his smile)- abhi biopsy reh gyi h na....
T(starts crying more)- hn toh wo bhi krlo konsa mre mna krne se ruk jaoge aur kuchh bolungi toh dantoge dhamkiyan doge na....kr lo jo krna h me nhi bolungi kuchh....
Dev- are are mjak kr rhe hain chachu....itna gussa han...
G(chuckles)- mjak kr rha hun emotional ldki.
T(wipes her tears)- hn mjak hi toh lg rha h na sb tolerate toh me kr rhi hun....mujhe baat hi nhi krni kisi se i m going...
G- ur medicine....(bt she left from there stomping her feet and banging the door loudly) tujhe bcche ki jarurt thodi na h tri biwi h na wo kami puri krne ke liye. Wse mra kaam toh hogya ab tu smbhal isko....
A lab assistant comes there and guru gave him tubes and asked him to get the results by evening.
Dev- hn ye sahi h mujhe fasakar khud aaram se bethe ho ab....pta nhi kya naya drama kregi ye ab aur mnaunga bhi kse...aapki wjh se mujhse bhi naraj hogyi h. Phli baar toh itni acche se baat kri thi hmne aur aapne sb spoil kr diya chachu huh....kyu mri married life ke dushman bne ho han? Ab dekho me aapki married life ka dushman bnta hun. I will call sobi chachi aur btaungi unko ki aapne wapis non-veg khaya h. See what will she do to u then....(then he also ran away from there to manofy his angry bird)
G(shocked)- abe oyeee rukkkk tri chachi maar degi mujhe yrrr......(bt dev was long gone making him sigh bt he suddenly chuckles) nibba nibbi jyada lgte hain dono....(and he laughs on his own joke)
So thts it for today. Hope u all like it.