Sia | McClane
"I hate him"
"Sunshine?"
"I hate him so much. He's such an arrogant twat"
"Wow, clearly the sun ain't shining today"
"He's a complete ass"
"Who is?"
"This guy from my school. He thinks just because he's so popular and on the football team, him and his mates can do anything."
"Hey, not all popular people on the football team are bad"
"You're popular and on a football team, aren't you?"
"Um yeah"
"I'm sure you're better than this guy. Ugh I wanna put his head through the wall"
"Wow, what did he do?"
"He just, ugh, can we talk about something else, please?"
"Fine fine, Umm what do you look like?"
"Huh?"
"I'm curious to know the girl I'm talking to"
"Uh I thought we were keeping this anonymous?"
"We are. No names. Just looks. I'll go first if you want. I'm tall, like 6 foot tall. Curly brown hair, green eyes, great teeth. Like my smile will make you swoon"
"So modest aren't you?"
"Of course. Your turn."
"Okay um, I'm kinda short, 5"2"
"You're tiny"
"Shut up"
"I could put you in my pocket"
"And you could terrorise a village with your giant height. Now should I continue?"
"Please do Minnie Mouse"
"McClane."
"Okay, I'm sorry. Please continue"
"I have long curly black hair, brown eyes and my teeth are pretty nice too. Could give you a run for your money"
"I doubt that, Sunshine. Ask all the girls at my school"
"Are you a player?"
"Well, if you wanna put a label on it then, I guess yeah, you could call it that. Well used to be, I have a girl now, been with her for nearly six months now"
"Not a drick anymore then?"
"Nope. Just a faithful boyfriend...for now"
"McClane."
"I'm kidding"
"Hey, McClane?"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for getting my mind off things"
"You're welcome, Sunshine. I gotta run now, getting late to meet my mates. Talk to you later."
[Call Ends]
"He's really sweet."