Hope y'all like the new cover. Teehee.
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"How many doors do you have to break until you're satisfied." The principal sighs massaging the bridge of his nose.
"I don't see the problem, the door fixes themselves. Since I had Saiki mind control the world, now every door I destroy is immediately fixed. I just have to give him a year supply of coffee jelly." She shrugged.
"What?"
'Oops, not supposed to say that. Hey Saiki, I know you can hear me. You might wanna do something about your secret.' she mentally screamed.
(A/n): the mystery -no one really asked about- is finally solved.
"So is that all, I really need to go back to class." she turns around. "we're having a test right now."
"the class ends in 10 minutes," he informs glancing at the clock.
she smirks "That's plenty of time."
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"Where do you think you're going" he voiced out, blocking her path.
"For a walk, you can join me." She turned around and smirks. "Mr. First placer."
"You're probably the only person that can use that as an insult." Gakushu rolled his eyes.
"Its a gift." she smiled brightly.
"What is it?" She caught him gawking at her.
"That was the first time I saw you in class this semester. And you're asking me 'what is it?" He scoffed.
"Ah, yes. I did not trip, fall and die somewhere. Thanks for your concern." She said dramatically rolling her eyes.
"You're a part of A-class now, at least pretend to care." He grabbed her arm stopping her from walking any farther.
"I sure don't feel a part of it." She coldly glares and releases herself from his grip.
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"Hey Lab Rat"
"I told you to stop calling me that." He scoffed as she just shrugs.
"Have you ever felt normal after having your body tampered with." She sat in the tree with Itona on the branches below.
"Is that why you called me out here?" He sighed. "Sure I do, but I don't think killing our teacher is considered normal."
She lightly chuckled, then looks up to the sky.
"What does it mean to be normal." (F/n) asks no one in particular. "My mother is literally in my head... and I don't suffer from financial or academic problems."
She looks back down, only to find him nowhere in sight. "Geez, you could at least pretend to care."
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"So let me get this straight. You guys are given nicknames. And real names are forbidden."
"I know, dumb right-"
"Awesome, can I join?" (F/n) beamed in excitement, causing everyone to sweatdrop. "it'll be so cool just like in a game."
"Even though you are no longer part of the class, I will permit you to join only because you can only gain from this experience." Korosensei agreed.
"Keep reminding me." (F/n) rolled her eyes. "The main building is so dull and boring. At least here we get some fresh air."
"But now that you are in A-class you can go to the library without any hindrances." Kayano pointed out.
"But that takes the fun out of it. Think, if someone tells you to not do something. What do you do? You'll do it anyway, that's how our minds work." (F/n) slightly whined.
"so according to that logic, if someone tells you to not jump into a volcano. You'll jump anyway." Karma said earning a glare from (f/n).
"Now now, let's get down to business. Write down your suggestions. We'll call each other by whatever code name I draw out." Koro-sensei said.
(F/n) eyes sparkled with mischief before scribbling on pieces of paper at inhuman speed.
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Moving quickly across the lake he spoke through his walkie-talkie, "Baseball-Geek, come in Baseball-Geek, can we confirm that the targets on the move."
Baseball Geek: Sugino
Lanky Artist: Sugaya
"sorry Lanky Artist. That be a negative" he calmly observes from his position before reporting. "codename: Da-Densest is still hiding out there somewhere in the pine trees. President-poverty's team will come up from the rear and chase him towards the swamp. Once he's out in the open, Hot-And-Cold sniper will take the shot"
Da Densest: Mr. Karasuma
Hot-And-Cold sniper: Rinka
PresidentPoverty: Isogai
"Congratulations, you just let your target slip away on your watch." Mr.Karasuma glance back while yelling critics.
"shape up Womanizing Scumbag. I told you always hold your gun at firing height."
Womanizing Scumbag: Maehara
Frustrated he yells a heads up. "I'm not letting you get away, Director mushroom, Mistress Kanzaki, Fluffy Stag Beetle he's headed your way"
Director Mushroom: Mimura
Mistress Kanzaki: Kanzaki
Fluffy Stag Beetle: Kurahashi
"don't worry we got him" she took aim but was unable to match his speed. "he pulled a fast one"
"Home Plate, RamenNoodles, LabRat" Terasaka ordered.
HomePlate: Yoshida
RamenNoodles: Muramatsu
LabRat: Itona
"I'm on it" Yoshida yells back.
that right keep those eyes on the ground. Terasaka taunts in his mind as he made a successful shot.
Pseudo-Takaoka: Terasaka
"don't get cocky, scoring a hit on me doesn't mean anything. It certainly doesn't mean you can get him." he continues running while shouting out their mistakes. "poison specs, ForeverFlat. If I can see your positions I can dodge your attacks."
Poison Specs: Okuda
ForeverFlat: Kayano
"He spotted us, Dignified Didact take over" Kayano yells as Kataoka jumps from the bushes.
Dignified Didact: Kataoka
"alright! English Lass, Gender, you two get a move on."
English Lass: Rio
Gender: Nagisa
"Roger, that."
Thanks to Karasuma's military experience, he dodged all the bullets aimed towards him. The bullets all missed hitting the rock behind him.
'nice they didn't give away their position must be because of Dignified Didact's leadership. Terminal perv and This-Manga-Is-Amazing aren't bad either"
Terminal perv: Okajima
This-Manga-Is-Amazing: Fuwa
"Semi Senioritis has blocked the escape route. it all on you now. Dating sims protagonist." Isogai said analyzing the situation.
Semi Senioritis: Karma
Dating sims protagonist: Chiba
Chiba took an aim to kill but was skillfully blocked with a board.
"Dating sims protagonist. You should always know that your target is on full alert." Mr. Karasuma yells.
"I know, but the one taking you down.... is Justice."
Justice: Kimura
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"So how was it? Using those code name felt pretty good right" Korosensei asked.
"Actually it was exhausting."
"Scrunchies and Boobs, really?" Yada cries.
"Try being called 'Amazing Ape' over and over..." Okano groans.
Amazing Ape: Okano
Scrunchies and Boobs: Yada
"Can someone explain to me what 'Box o' Moe' mean?" Ritsu asks, and Hara turns around to reply, "Exactly what it sounds like."
Box o' Moe: Ritsu
Kunugigaoka's Mon: Hara
"Why was I the only one with my real name?" Kimura asked.
"Well, its a perfect name for that important role you just played during physical ed." Korosensei said. "if it makes you feel any better, names can be changed by just filling out the right paperwork."
"oh yeah"
"Bare in mind, however, being the one to assassinate me, I'm sure people will be quite gracious of your name: 'Justice' indeed! they'll say, 'what else do you call the man that saved the entire world'. Honestly, there is very little significance to the name our parents give us. We don't choose what we're called, but we can choose what others come to associate with it. Names don't make us who we are, they're merely what we leave behind as we walk through life, footprints in the sand; that said cherish them, 'Justice' for example, why not hold on to it until after the assassination. kay?"
Kimura looks down, thinking. Then he smiles. "I think I will."
"Now then since everyone gets to use their code names, it's only fair that I have my own. from this day forward kindly refer to me as following: Prince of the faithful Eternal Winds." Koro-sensei said, grinning after writing his perfered name on the chalk board.
We all remain silent, and then point our guns at him. "Why do you get to pick something so fancy-schmancy!?" Okajima shouts.
"And wipe that smug look off your face" Okano scolds.
"Aw, C'mon, just for one day! please." He begs but doesn't work.
And for the rest of the day korosensei was referred to by a completely diferent name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken.
"octopus!!" he yells offended.
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"the code name thing was pretty fun, maybe he'll let us do it again" Nagisa said.
"hope so" Sugino agreed, "right? LabRat?"
"shut your face Baseball Geek." Itona retorted.
"haha call the burn unit"
"it's so obvious who picked my code name. where is FakeGenius anyway?" Itona grumbled.
FakeGenius: (f/n)
"she said she has buisness to take care of at the main building so she couldnt join us durin P.E." Ritsu informs. "she's actually spamming me with messages complaining how she had to miss out on calling Itona by the code name she picked out."
"that sounds like her alright." Nagisa sweatdrops as Itona let out some bloodlust.
"but what buisness could she possibly have at the main building though." Sugino asks.
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lol it's been alwhile since i left a cliffhanger. HAHAHA
I also decided to reread my story over. From the very beginning to now.
And I realized something.
My writing is absolutely terrible, in the beginning. It's a miracle you've all read up to the recap chapter.
^^^^this is such an accurate depiction of me reading my own books.
I cringed so much, that I almost unpublished this book. Haha.