Part 61

Day of the Sports Festival

"Class A, B, C, and D are behind in the 100-meter dash! What is the meaning of this? don't lose to the trash, E-class, the elites of this school must prevail."

"like always, they villanize us." Sugino helplessly admits.

"At least we've got someone on our side." Isogai points to the stands, to where an overly excited entity, who is causing too much attention shouting and taking pictures.

"Woo! Awesome! Smile even bigger now! That's it, Justice!" Koro-sensei yells excitedly, holding a camera, while Kataoka starts scolding him to keep quiet.

Looking over to the other side of the field Hara is seen running breathlessly, but once she saw the bread, the look in her eyes instantly changed. She gained speed and with a single leap, grabbed the bread from its place and heads towards the finish line.

"Are the E class stupid, you need to consume that bread before crossing the finish li..." Before the announcers could say any more, Hara devoured the bread like it was nothing crossing the finish line achieving first place. "bread is a beverage."

So cool!

"yep, these unpredictable movements are exactly what you'd expect from an assassin." He continues to take infinite amounts of pictures.

[editor: seriously where can I get that kind of storage for all them beautiful fanart.]

"the basic physical fitness you acquired through your assassination attempts, your sense of balance, your perception of motion and distance, it can all be put to use in a unique situation, like sports!"

"look at that shrimp sliding through the net at an incredible speed. She's like a worm." The announcer is relentless.

"Personal Qualities like that can become powerful weapons. It's up to you to exploit them int the pole toppling," koro sensei informs Isogai.

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"Class-E isn't permitted to take part in most of the team competition, that makes it impossible for us to become the overall champions on sports day."

"But at least, thanks to that, we can focus all our energy on the exhibition games at the end of the day." They nodded in agreement

"If you win that game, they won't snitch on Isogai for having a part-time job. You have to teach that slimy student council president a lesson he'll never forget." Kataoka exclaims.

'I can see it... how nervous the boys are... especially Isogai.' (f/n) watched the entire sport's festival with a bird's eye view.

"aren't you going to join?"

"koro sensei, don't sneak up on me like that. I could've fallen" (f/n) said. "and no I won't join."

"Eek! you're right what are you doing watching the festival on a window sill." Korosensei weakness #41. Fear of height.

[a/n): that's not one of his weakness.

Director: it fits well so just roll with it.]

"Anyway, I just came to check up on you." He took a picture of her then flew off. "you should come to watch the exhibition games with front row seats."

After he left she cracked a smirk. "maybe I will."

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"Next up we have the exhibition match, E-class must feel lucky; they're challenging A-class to a fight." The Broadcast Booth announced. "Something tells me Kunugigaoka's elites will make them live to regret it."

"The rules of the pole pull down at Kunugigaoka junior high are simple, so it should be easy to understand."

"why does it feel like he's implying something." An irk mark appeared on Sugino's forehead.

"what did you expect the entire school is against us." Maehara sighed.

"Not quite we still have one reliable ally." Karma points to the announcing station, where (f/n) is seen shoving the person behind the microphone out of the way.

"ahem, testing, testing..." she tapped the microphone "I had enough of this bias broadcasting... so I'm taking over."

The audience started booing at her until she silenced them with an icy glare. "anyone else who's got a problem."

"Now then on to the rules. The team that pulls down the other team is defending wins. You may grab your opponent, but punching and kicking are not permitted. The use of weapons is, obviously prohibited too. However the team holding up the pole is allowed to fend off the opposing team with their feet, and tackling opponents with arms and shoulders are permitted."

The E Class boys all gasp in shock seeing four foreigners, all looking like they should be on warzone or something.

"Foreigners?" Nagisa gasps.

"No way that's not against regulation" Sugaya shouts.

"And in the spirit of cultural diversity, this exhibition match will also include our foreign exchange students!" (f/n) informs trying her very best not to curse them out. "Whether it's fair or not depends on the teams"

"Hmm, it seems (f/n) hand's are tied." Isogai murmured. "She won't be able to do any more than this. We are on our own."

"That Asano's scared, he brought in outsiders to cover his own weakness." Maehara scowls. "Is that how badly he wants to win?"

Isogai and Asano climbed up to their respected poles, standing above the others.

'If they expect to win with so few members, they'll have no choice but to break formation and go on the offensive—only to crushed by our ironclad defense.' Asano smiles.

"Hey—does the End Class dorks even want to win? No one's on the offensive!" Komaya said, pointing at E-Class, banded together on the pole together.

Initial E Class Formation: Absolute Defense Form.

"Apparently E Class's strategy is an all-out defense. Pretty clever considering their clear disadvantage. Now let the battle begin!"

"Offense team, Go Plan F!" Asano immediately ordered.

"Roger!" The blond foreigner said, leading three guys over to E Class' pole.

'our objective isn't just to bring down the pole. No, we intend to utterly crush you, once and for all.' Asano thought.

The blond foreigner looked extremely menacing running towards them at full speed, ready to flatten the area.

Which cause Yoshida, who was unable to hold himself back, to clicked his tongue, "Damn it!" He and Muramatsu run out, "We're not just gonna roll over and take this!"

They collided with the opponent, trying to push him back. For a moment there, it looks like they were evenly matched. But in the end, their struggles were futile, as they were thrown aside and sent flying to the stands.

"Two men down! and flung into the bleachers!" (f/n) bellowed. "just how will E-Class deal with the human bulldozer."

"This is a disaster, Koro-sensei! it doesn't matter how tight the defense is if they just get picked off one by one!" Kayano protests, but Koro-sensei just laughed.

"How 'bout you stop defending like a bunch of turtles and fight? Hmm. Or don't you understand me" The blond said grinning ever so proudly.

Karma just smirks and replies, "hey, man. Why don't you stop yammering and follow your own advice?"

"Hmph. Bring it on then!" He said, and they all rush forward.

"Okay guys, now!" Isogai yells. "Operation: Tentacles!" All at once the outer defense team jumped up above the incoming attackers, landing on top of them

E-Class Formation: Tentacle Tangle

"Pin 'em down!" Itona immediately jumps up, putting his weight onto the pole, making it tilt sideways using it to pin the offense team down.

"The E Class team is pinning down A-class with the weight of the pole! Now its E-class turn to play dirty."

Terasaka just laughs, "There's no rule against usin' the pole as a weapon!"

"Get off of me!"

"Shut up and stay down."

"Guerilla teams on both flanks: Plan K! Move in." Asano counter orders and they ran towards the E Class.

There's a gap right in the center. This is our opportunity to strike, while their forces are scattered! "Alright! Attack team! Operation: Mucus!"

"Got it!" Karma, Maehara, Sugino, Okajima, and Kimura yells, syncing. They all run forward towards the center.

The A-Class teams turn around instantly, chasing the E Class. "ooh, classic Bait and Switch."

"The pulled an offensive fake-out!?" Okajima shouts, stopping when the opposing defensive teams came forward, trapping them.

It's like a chess problem. Even if they've made their defensive line airtight...the tide of battle can easily turn against them. Karasuma thought.

"The Defense Ministry wouldn't like it if the students get injured," Karasuma-sensei said, Korosensei just laughed. "Not to worry. I gave Isogai some helpful tips for our social studies lessons."

Isogai exchanged glances with his teammates and nodded. Before they are completely trapped in the immediately rushed the bleachers.

E Class Formation: Mucus Hell

"The E-Class has fled the battlefield and running amock the spectators. It's total chaos." She smirks.

Karma jumps to a chair, standing on it and beckons them over to him. "There are no rules on boundaries. Come on. The whole school is a battlefield." He said, angering the A-Class.

"What are you doing? Quit screwing around!" Sakakibara yells, but no one could hear him over the ruckus.

The most dangerous part of pole-toppling is that even with a handful of teammates, you can still clamor to the top. There strongest are... "Akabane! Kimura! And Isogai! Keep an eye on those three in particular!" Asano barked.

"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, A-Team leader..." (f/n) smiled knowingly, "If all your attention is what's right in front of you... then you'll miss what's about to happen behind your back."

"what."

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(F/n): I don't think this needs to be said but... the number of doors in this story...

Editor: there isn't even a single door in this chapter

Director: Besides it's not our fault, it's part of your character.

(F/n): doors are a nuisance...

Director: Complain to Author... where is she anyway...

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