The principal, Matsukata, has been discharged from the hospital and is now walking back to his school with the help of a cane, while Koro-sensei helped him with his stuff in his human disguise.
"I can't thank you enough for letting us do this." Korosensei graciously thanked him. "We truly appreciate it."
"Anything to help kids become more well-rounded I suppose, how can a fellow educator say no to that" Matsukata responded.
They arrived in front of the school, "I hope that wooden shack hasn't collapsed under the weight of those brats. Hmm?" He looks at the newly transformed school, gaping in awe. "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SCHOOL!!"
"A place built with trees straight from the mountains in which E-Class owns; this was once a cramped and humble preschool building..." Koro-sensei, opening the door from him. "But what's this? An elegant and open multi-purpose space."
Matsukata looks around, asking, "how in the... they did this in only two weeks?"
"Computerized calculations guarantees a sturdy design. New pillars now firmly hold up the near-crumbling main building."
"Our calculations were drawn from architecture from all over the world!" Ritsu smiles.
"Yet there was still a miscalculation..." (f/n) muttered as Ritsu pouts.
"The second floor is divided into two beautifully functional rooms. One, a library where the children can read in comfort."
"It's a simple design, but we could only do so much," Chiba explains.
Yada and Kurahashi take out a book each from the shelves, saying, "Addition to a particularly generous donation, we were able to collect many children's books throughout the neighborhood."
"right... generous donation...more like a raid." (f/n) scowls at the memory of them 'stealing' her books.
"It's for a good cause, besides its just children's books," Karma pats her head. "you don't read them anymore."
"You're enjoying this aren't you." (f/n) grumbles, he just shrugs.
Korosensei then opens up another door. "The room across is an indoor playground. Careful placement of netting and foam mats to ensure safety. And protected by a weather treated roof, the equipment won't erode from exposure to the elements."
"I don't believe it" the principal continues gaping.
"Come take a look at the garage." Isogai smiles, leading him outside.
"We have a garage now?" He walks out and turns a corner, gasping.
"Goodness gracious! The illustrious tech squad has completely remodeled the principal's bicycle, whose front wheel got banged up in the accident. Once an ordinary conveyance is now an ultra-safe, high-load-bearing, electric three-wheeler."
Ritsu shows the whole plan of it, explaining, "The rotating jungle gym is linked to a battery charger. The bike was designed to draw most of its power from that kinetic energy."
"In other words, the more children play, the more they'll help their beloved principal get from point a to point b."
"Hooray for science" (f/n) mutters only to cringe and pretend to puke. "ugh I'm starting to sound like the old hag."
'who are you calling old hag I'll have you know, I died at 20 years and 72 months old.' Her mom screamed into her ears.
"This is too perfect!" The principal yells, looking at the smiling E-Class students. "You've kids have gone above and beyondâit's actually a little creepy!"
"Repurposing for use as a handle barbell: The principal's old dentures at a touch of nostalgia." korosensei continues to add fuel to the fire.
"THAT'S ENTIRELY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO DETAILS! damn it, look..." He said testing the bell out anyway.
"You can spruce up and spit shine all you want, but what my kids need are mentors that can speak to there experience... If you haven't gotten through to them then this was all for nothing."
"Hey, Nagisa!" Nagisa turns around, looking at Sakura's test paper, as she smiles brightly, holding it up. "Ta-da! I came in second!"
"Wow, that's fantastic! Great job Sakura!" He praises her.
She did a peace sign, "I snuck in for the math portion of the test, like a ninja. I finished, and I left."
"the bullies were to busy with their own exams to worry about you." Nagisa smiles.
"Yep! Apart from the teachers, I didn't tell anyone I was coming." she grins widely. "That trick really worked."
"of course it works," (f/n) interrupted their moment. "If it works against a demon lord and his underling, it'll definitely work on a bunch of brats."
Nagisa nodded agreeing, "yep we call this technique, strike n' dash. It's how we do it in E-class, and it has done wonders for us. unveil your best attack before the enemy gets into position. keep using this tactic, and you'll be ready for primary school with a full arsenal.
"Th-Then...you'll teach me some more tricks again, right?" she shyly asks.
He smiles, replying, "Of course!"
At the far side, the rest of E Class are sweatdropping.
"that's one scary dude" Maehara commented, and Kataoka agrees, "He's terrifying because he has no idea how terrifying he is."
Matsukata sighs, "You brats...you've left me no rooms to complain damn it."
He walks over to Sakura, who immediately greeted him, smiling, "Oh, welcome back, Principal! Look at this!"
He pats her head, smiling. "suppose it's time to run along back to class now. I believe you all have some important work to ahead of you."
"Yes, sir!"
Koro-sensei sits at the roof, smiling approvingly.
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"by the way, Sakura in the next test, make sure to nab first place." (f/n) said doing a throat-slitting gesture. "to shut those bullies down once and for all."
"...right" Sakura sweatdrops.
"(f/n), what are you teaching her." Nagisa deadpans.
She just shrugs, then went to where the principal is. "Hey principal, I have a favor to ask you..."
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Our special lesson has come to an end. However...the midterms were the very next day. It was a disaster. The majority of the E Class got booted out of the top spots.
Isogai, Okajima and Nagisa sighs in defeat.
Sugino Tomohito: 65th overall
Okajima Taiga: 76th overall
Shiota Nagisa: 54th overall
The 3 walked into the main campus, only to be 'greeted' by the Big Five.
"What a total let-down." Araki laughs, and they point at them. "Guess the first time was just a fluke, eh?" Seo grins,"We didn't even need to crush you at pole-toppling."
Asano Gakushu: 1st overall
Araki Teppei: 4th overall
Koyama Natsuhiko: 6th overall
Sakakibara Ren: 3rd overall
Seo Tomoya: 5th overall
Okajima and Sugino clicked their tongue but said nothing.
"What's the matter, dorks? Cat got your tongue." Koyama laughs.
"Grades are the end-all, be-all at this institution. The bottom feeders have no rights to address those at the top." Sakakibara smiles shaking his head.
"No kidding." Hearing Karma's voice, they all turn to face the redheads. "Then by that logic, I guess you got nothing to say to me"
He then stares at his own papers and sighs, "But I shouldn't get cocky, Teach will be like, 'Nah it doesn't count unless you come in first."
Akabane Karma: 2nd overall
"maybe for you but for me, it's just another walk in the park." (f/n) just smirks and tossed her papers into their face like it's confetti. "honestly, I didn't even touch my books this time around... Not that I ever took the time to study before."
(F/n) Akabane: 0th overall
"Don't you people get it. We're the only ones who gave it our all this time around." Karma smiles. "Everyone else was pulling their punches to give you idiots a fair shot."
"you see they were being nice since losing is worse for than for us."
"So yeah, this was a freebie and you only get one," Karma said, then walked away. "Come on guys."
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The next day, they all stood in front of Mr. Karasuma and Professor Bitch. "We're so sorry for all the trouble, Mr. Karasuma." Isogai apologizes for us. "It won't happen again."
"No harm, no foul, all in a day's work." He said. "Did you learned anything from this? Did you gain anything from this experience."
"That we're not in it for the money...or to bump up our grades. We're n this to get stronger and use that strength for the greater good; to help others. knowing how to kill gives us the power to save the world. intelligence gives us the power to change someone's life.
"And we learn to not be reckless with our strength" Okajima continues.
"from this point forward we'll be careful," Maehara said as an approving smile rests on Mr. Karasuma and Ms. Bitch's faces, they know that they've answered correctly.
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"Failures and frustration can be the wellsprings for growth. Something tells me those children will become stronger with this experience... from here on out they'll apply themselves thoughtfully."Koro-sensei said, looking at the forest.
Then he looks down at the barbecue. "Now, then...time for some BBQ with a little foie gras purchased from the French farmer's market! Glad I could keep this on the DL." He sprinkles salt onto the meat, laughing.
On the small cliff right above him, Rio spots the BBQ station and drops down, destroying it. Koro-sensei immediately uses his Mach 20 to save the meat, asking, "Where in blazes did you come from!?"
Rio just stands up, musing, "Wow...that was a serious drop, and I barely felt a thing!"
Then, Rinka and Chiba stood from the trees and sniped, making Koro-sensei panic. The others also drop down with the help of climbing down ropes, and stood in front of him, smiling.
"Wh-What's going on? I barely have time to breathe!" He yells.
Isogai steps forward. "Sorry, sir. We wanted you to see this!"
"Brand new equipment from your pal; the government. I told them not to tip their hand...but they couldn't resist." Karasuma-sensei explains, appearing at the back. "they felt it was important that you to see for yourself how discreet they can be.
"whatever you teach we'll use it to kill you." Terasaka said. "that's how our assassination classroom works."
"but don't worry sir, you have our word." Kataoka continues. "we'll use what you teach us for good. you see as far as we're concern, our strength is for protecting people.
"Full marks, for that answer." Koro-sensei's face turns to a red circle, nodding.
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Korosensei pov
"When I first came to this class, what bloodlust I found was aimless, and even then only a handful of you possessed it. There was a negligible amount of danger being assassinated, but the atmosphere was stagnant."
"now, however, the whole campus is alive with razor-sharp killer instinct." then a piece of memory came into his mind. 'one of these days even you will meet your match.'
'indeed, at the moment I seem to be surrounded by several.'
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Teehee
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Editor looks at the ending credits: that better not be trademarked