November, the month of maturity.
Everyone's really starting to pay more attention to themselves, which is good because we only have four more months left to assassinate Koro-sensei.
Nagisa stares blankly at his Future Planning Survey, not knowing what he should write.
Then Ms. Bitch walks into the classroom in a completely new outfit that shows barely any skin. A long sleeved, high neck sweater and long, dark red skirt and her hair tied up. "Is that octopus for real, he's giving you kids career counseling now?" She asks, twirling a lock of her hair around her finger.
Director (crying): No but you looked so sexy!!
Editor: what are you a perverted old man
Author: this is important it shows her development as a character
Director: but this is a fanfic, you're supposed to have lots of unreasonable fanservice.
Author and editor: your opinion is irrelevant.
"Oh wow look at you, in a normal outfit."
"Yeah, thought I'd go for cheap and plain. Just trying to fit into your regular old world that's all." She asks shyly. "What? Don't tell me you suddenly want more skin?"
"Noâhiding it has actually made you sexier," Okajima said, having a nosebleed. "In a way, you've grown!" Mimura exclaims, blushing. Nagisa sighs and looks down at his paper, gasping in horror.
Future Planning Survey
Name: Shiota Nagisa
Desired School: Girls' High School
Desired Career (1st Choice): Nurse
Desired Career (2nd Choice): Maid
"Nakamura! That's my future you're messing with!" He yells.
"Sorry but men's work just doesn't suit you." She grins cheekily, explaining,
Then, Karma walked up to him. "Hey, Nagisa! Which would you prefer Thailand or Morocco after graduation? I'm kinda partial towards Thailand myself." He said, smiling as he holds up two suspicious looking posters.
"Why do I feel like everyone's dead set on neutering me?" Nagisa sweatdropped.
"Careers, huh? why are w talking about this when the worlds on the verge of being destroyed." Sugino sighs.
Nagisa stares down at his hand. What do I want to be...
Watching quietly at the back of the room, (f/n) smiles quietly then helplessly stares at her paper... what a pain.
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"So (f/n), have you decided on a career yet?" Korosensei asks after she stepped into the room.
"Well no... I don't really have a specialty." She mumbles fidgeting her fingers. "I'm pretty much good at everything, and that also means I'm passionate for nothing."
"ah... I see. In other words, you're the jack of all trades but master of none." Korosensei said as she nods.
"many other teachers had told me, 'with these academic achievements, you will have a bright future'... not really what I want to hear." (f/n) sighs. "so I thought, why not seek advice from a monster."
"well, what do you want out of life..." Korosensei suggests. "or what is it that you want to change in this society."
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"Hey, Karma... why did you want to be a bureaucrat?" She asked. "doesn't really suit you..."
"because the current politicians are completely useless, 'if you want something done right do it yourself' isn't that what they say.." He smiles. "So? what about you?"
"I don't know."
'I'm telling you just become a scientist!' Her mom tells (f/n).
'and cause a catastrophe like Koro-sensei, or become the government's dog like during the Cold War, not a chance.' (f/n) immediately rejects as she watches her mom sulks.
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"hey, Forever in First." She calls out to him after class.
"can you stop giving me weird nicknames." He scowls.
She rolls her eyes, "where do you see me in 10 years?"
"how should I know." He walks away.
"That not a satisfactory answer..." She stops him with a tug on his blazer. "No wonder you're always beneath me..."
"since you're so much smarter than me, why don't you answer the problem yourself." He counters.
"you pass..." She sighs in defeat, then reluctantly steps back. "so what do plan on doing... Gakushu?" She asks not making eye contact.
His eyes widened but kept silent for a while.
"fine don't tell me" She gave up and walked away.
"something business related."
"... how boring" She comments.
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"Let me make myself perfectly clear unless Nagisa so desires he will not be allowed to leave E-class" Korosensei firmly states.
"What the hell your problem, since when does the teacher talk like that to a parent!! How dare you!!" Nagisa's mom blows a fuse. "forcing my complex on to him? If you think I'll sit back and be lectured by a lowly teacher who teaches on a stupid mountain top."
"Woah holy crap," the few evesdropping classmates flinch at her sudden outburst. "That's one seriously pissed off lady right there."
"of course that explains your attitude at home lately." She turns her rage towards her son. "this bald idiot's been giving you ideas. Well, watch this once I'm done your eyes will be wide open."
And on that note, she storms out of the building.
"that's one crazy mom." (f/n) mused after witnessing the human explosion. "and I thought I have crazy parents."
"hmm that was a lot less tactless than I planned, still..." he switched out of his 'Mr. Karasuma disguise at Mach 20. "there is a lesson to be learned here, you need to communicate your intentions more clearly from now on. Speak your mind."
"it's not that easy, mom won't listen to anything I say..." He replies.
Nagisa lowers his head dejectedly as he walked out of the building.
"Nagisa not much of advice coming from someone like me, but... if it comes down to it you can always take matters into your own hands..." (f/n) hinted.
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"yay, you followed my advice!" (F/n) happily grins patting Nagisa's back.
"what are you talking about you basically told him to kill his mom." Karma retorts.
"no, I didn't!" she crossed her arms. "you must find the truth from within the truth', a quote from somewhere, someplace, in something... not the point. he solved his problem on his own didn't he?"
"yep he sure did and from now on he will continue to do so." Korosensei popped up. "of course it's okay to seek advice from others"
"will do" she salutes playfully.
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"wow, the main campus is really going nuts over this year's festival." Maehara comments.
"yep, the hype is insane. Probably because they think we're up to something," Isogai concludes.
"word is that Asano made a deal with some restaurant-chain," Sugino said.
"Yeah, I wouldn't put it past the guy." Rio mumbles. "but it's still hard to believe."
"if you want proof I have an audio recording of that meeting" (f/n) shrugs. "don't ask how I got them though."
"isn't that illegal?"
She blinks a few time. "I am not a crook."
"Then we will go for the jugular, figuratively of course. This competition will be decided by skill, not assassination-related." Koro-sensei said, lifting up a tentacle.
"I really don't want to lose to the A-Class jerkwads...but what are we suppose to do?" Sugino asks.
"Asano has the right idea. This is all about providing something unique, give people a bargain and you'll draw them in even on a shoestring budget." Korosensei said.
"Sounds nice but how are we gonna do that," Maehara asks
"Come now children the answers are all around you! E Class can give customers a one of a kind bargain with this, this, this, and this!" He said excitingly, holding up various ingredients. "Ingredients that have a lot in common with you: you're all tucked away in the mountains where your values tend to go unnoticed!"
"I get it we'll hit our customers where they least expect. Makes for a cool idea; an assassination restaurant!" Terasaka laughs, hitting Muramatsu in the back.
"In a manner of speaking yes. Now brandish these secret blades like you're going in for the kill.
On the day of the school festival...
"Don't Miss Out! Genuine acorn noodles, made from genuine acorns. The brand new taste sensations straight from the mountain's natural goodness to your mouth." Yada cheerfully advertised at the base of the mountain. "you there upperclassmen, you know the value for money when you see it, but you never had anything like this."
"Yeah? can it seriously be all that?" They said not convinced.
"Oh yes, come experience the fresh-picked taste." She replies confidently then see them off walking up the mountain.
"working hard eh?" (F/n) waved at her.
"yep, unfortunately, sales aren't doing too well and each of us can only do so much." Yada embarrassingly said.
"well, every little thing helps." (f/n) sighs. "well I got some preparations to make, I'll help out in a few days."
(a/n): way to avoid responsibilities.
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"where is (f/n) right now!!" Rio whines. "We could really use the extra hands, or at least lend us her superhuman strength."
"she said she's handling a problem that's going to show up some time today" Karma explains.
"Guys this isn't looking good, we're almost out of acorn noodles," Okuda yells.
"we sold a heck lot more than I thought we would," Isogai said.
"doesn't change the fact that A-class has made more," Fuwa said looking over the stats.
"it's okay the side menu items have been selling like crazy too." Hara chimed in. "I'd say with the time we got left, we should just stick with them."
"we can go deeper into the forest if we need," Kimura said breathing hard from his last trip into the mountain.
"no, I think its best if we stop here." Korosensei vetoed the idea.
"but koro sensei if we do that we won't win." Nagisa protests.
"perfectly alright, anymore forging and we might run the risk of upsetting the mountain's delicate ecosystem," Korosensei said. "Can't you feel it the intricate bonds of the shared fate of lives that have been touched. People who've taught you, people you've helped, people who've caused you trouble, people you've caused trouble for... unlively friendships, bitter rivalries... We're all part of one another."
"Too bad and even had plans to beat A-class too." a voice came from the window. "but after listening to the sappy speech I don't know if I want to ruin the mood."
"(f/n)??"
"sup, I saw the news and everything so judging by all the attention you're receiving I figured we'll run out of ingredients sooner or later so I came up with a solution." She explains her absence.
"well wouldn't hurt to listen," Rio said.
"I worked a cookware store before and got some benefits... So I was thinking we make fried rice or noodles or whatever." She says. "I didn't bring it up sooner since it's not exactly E-class special."
"Well, we do want to win. Let's do it."
"Okay, so my plan is to finish all the ingredients we have let for today then close early. I have everything we need to run a mini restaurant down and the base of the mountain." (f/n) said laying out her plans. "and we'll start tomorrow."
"wow, you have everything planned out," Kayano comments.
"of course I had an entire day to prepare. Besides I want to show our student council president that he's not the only one with connections." (f/n) smirks. "alright let's finish up for the day."
"what about my amazing speech" Korosensei cries out. "you guys are too great, it makes your teacher sad."
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"A-class is amazing they even beat out the high schoolers" The main campus stares at the official rankings.
"well it is Asano, we're talking about."
"but check out E-class managed to snag second place." another one said. "So did you actually visit?"
"after all the hype they were getting on T.V. how can I not?" His friend replies. "I heard they were only behind by a hair in the sales."
"I don't get it, man," someone spoke up. "I thought being in E-class was suppose to be punishment."
"but they're like doing really well for themselves." He nodded in agreement. "I'm actually a bit jealous."
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