Time was when marriage from across the four corners of Hometown was unheard of in the land. Even to the most distant present, marriages between a man from Hometown and a foreign woman and vice versa could still be counted on the fingers of a hand. Then Nwankwo the hard-of-hearing perhaps because he had been rejected on end by the eligible spinsters of the soil ventured to Akankwu of all places. Since then the floodgates had been thrown open to damsels from sort of places; and with it the betrothal of their daughters to outsiders.
Initially, perhaps because of Nwankwoâs predicament, it had been a thing of ridicule. Like when a rather effervescent young man married a daughter of a distant land and she had arrived with their local goddess .
âDonât you know that son of Okereke?â
âWhich Okereke again?â
âDo we have two Okerekeâs in this land?â
âIn this Northern Kingdom of mine?â
âWhere else do you suppose? The one living by the path leading to Nwakaibeyaâs house; close to where Njokaiza and Mbakogu used to burn offerings to their foreign gods.â
âDamn me! That one that married that midget from Abanubi in spite of being one of the better built young men of the land?â
âI wonder whether you fell from the skies.â
âItâs just a case of knowing one and not knowing his name. What about him?â
âHavenât you heard? His son has followed his fatherâs track.â
âFollowed his fatherâs track how?â
âI heard the young man has found a wife from as far away as Igwenga.â
âWhere no human foot has ever been emblazoned? Thatâs impossible.â
âBut it is not about to happen; it has.â
âWhen did this come to pass?â
"Many moons past, I hear; but only I hear it is not well consummated yet."
"When is it due?"
âThe moon after next.â
âWhy so soon?â
âIt is said that they do not have scruples, that marriage is concocted at sight. That once a man of the strongest birth crosses glances with a girl of whom it could be said that âshe threw him hard on the bedâ in local parlance their marriage is as well as concluded.â
âSo why the scheduling in this one?â
âThe young man who you know is most apparently 'born hard' could not muster the brazenness. He wanted to come home with the announcement first. The time lapse is the time it will take him to and fro the place.â
"We shall see."
"What's my bother with porridge bereft of water. "