Zip: It's time to go to another world, zippu, a world that's in danger... Not in the way you all think, zippu.
Mine: Already? *puts her hand over her mouth*
Zip: Just go, zippu!
---
Ryuuto: The Pretty Cures are in a desertic world, I'm very curious to see what will happen next to them, but I don't expect anything good. Huh, why am I talking to myself again? I think I have to go now.
---
They went to the world, outside an outpost. It's a desertic place inspired by the Sumerian civilization. Shikuna immediately noticed that her clothes were changed.)
Shikuna: Hmm...
Arigaoa: *eyes twinkling* Woah! Amazing, it's really a warm world! Though... We have less clothing now... That's a bit embarrasing...
Urin: It's a normal thing here.
An elephant, Kyros /I actually really called him Kyros, AI Dungeon wasn't used to make -this-/ was standing. In the other side, an alchemist that had a keffiyeh hat, 'Ilaa Al'abad was sitting on a carpet, he wishes to talk to them.)
Kyros: *informal speech* Zip, I call you. I has important news. I wish to talk about the future of the relationship with your world.
Rumbling is heard, it's from the alchemist's elixir.)
Faith: That thing, it transforms things into matter?
Zip: NO DUH, thickhead! Now stop talking and listen!
Faith: Quit being so authoritative, please, that is something a devil would do.
Kyros: Welcome to our world. People, are not you qualified of being smart? Then, I want you to help the alchemist.
Zip: That's what I wanted you to concern for, zippu.
Kyros: *in formal speech* Hello, I am Kyros, liege of the sixth extrasensory province, known as the Lamp.
Arigaoa: What the heck?! The what?!
Zip: Nobody understand zippu, uncultured swines...
Zameel: Apparently.
Zip: So do you, zippu, quiet.
Zameel: W-What?! I do understand...
Arigaoa: Is he really a liege? No kidding!
Zip: Yes, he is, zippu.
Arigaoa: Wow! So smart!
Shikuna: That's astonishing...
Lavender colored concoction ink was on the sand.)
Iken: Huh, there is such a thing like that here...
Mine: I wonder why...
Zip: Silence! 'Ilaa wants to make a sentence.
Mine: Hey! *irritated*
Kyros: *informal speech*
'Ilaa: *formal speech* What seems to be the problem?
Mine: There is colored mixture ink on sand, it's not a problem, no?
Kyros: *informal speeches*
Mine: I don't get what you're saying. *not doing any movements to express herself* But... okay.
Inuyama: *spreads, bends her legs and raises one cutely* /Even if she literally couldn't feel them since episode 10/ Helloooo!~ I'm Inuyama! Do you know me?
'Ilaa: We partly do.
Inuyama: Yay! I'm partly known!
Everyone else: *awkward face*
Kyros: *informal speech* 'Ilaa! Come!
'Ilaa: You don't have to shout, I am right next to you.
So, 'Ilaa's problem is when he fails to do his job, experiments.)
Kyros: After the last failed attempt to do them, he blew entire flasks. Could you make them for he?
Really?)
'Ilaa: ...You can do it.
Arigaoa: I'm not tired, hic... (Think: I'll get used to their way of speaking) But first we need to know more about your world, what it is called... And that we have less clothing.
'Ilaa: That world is called Sumaritena. The reason you have more appropriate dresses is because it's very warm here, the temperature must be like 1000 degress right now.
Arigaoa: 1000?!
'Ilaa: I am listening to what else you have to tell.
Arigaoa: Uh... Well... This is my last question: Do you know about the bebes?
'Ilaa: The... Bebes? What are they?
Arigaoa: Evil babies that are from every other worlds who wants to make intelligent beings extinct and intelligence as a whole too.
'Ilaa: Huhh? (Sounding almost like "Ahah") I have never heard about this... But I do not know everything.
Kyros: Babies... doing that?
Arigaoa: *nods*
Faith: It appears so.
Kyros: Why would babies be evil? That makes no sense.
Faith: For no reason at all. They just are.
Kyros: Okay, so if there are evil babies then, it might be a problem. Babies shouldn't be physically strong, or defend themselves like that. Being capable of such damages at this age could have irreversible effects, especially on a kid of just a few days.
Mine: It's to bad to hurt kids, they say... that's not true, because those bebes are doing just that. They aren't innocent like any other babies.
Zip: *furious for whatever reason*
'Ilaa: *he told the cures to work for him for the elixirs* Now I need you to pass the test of alchemy, mix those elixirs. I am not asking you to be my forced servants or do hard work but I keep failing this and really need help...
Mine: Hmm well... we don't have the sort of skills you're used to dealing with.
'Ilaa: I am aware of that but please... I'll tell how it works.
Arigaoa: Alright, alright, we'll get it done, don't you worry.
'Ilaa explains how it works. Iken and Shikuna rolls their sleeves, everyone puts on security goggles, they start the first experiment.)
Arigaoa: Now's my turn.
Arigaoa takes the eyedropper and drops a chemical into the first elixir.)
Arigaoa: Okay... four drops.
She fills it and notices something.)
Arigaoa: Oh, the liquid turned white.
'Ilaa: It did.
Inuyama: Arigaoa, I want to try too! Lemme try, please!
Arigaoa: O-Of course. *tidies the elixir*
Inuyama takes the second one but she applies too many drops.)
Mine: Uh-oh.
Arigaoa: Stop, stop, stop! Three's enough!
Inuyama: *inhales* My bad... I need to be more careful.
The solution begins to clear up.)
Inuyama: Oopsie... I might have overdone it.
Arigaoa takes the elixir back and waits for the product.)
Arigaoa: Well, there's need to get rid of it.
She looks around and spots Iken with a near empty bottle.)
Arigaoa: Iken, do you have any of that liquid?
Inuyama: I do, yes.
---
Later, after the Cures just washed their hands.)
Kyros: Good. The elixirs can finish themselves in a week, at the latest. In the meantime we should get some rest, all of us.
Mine: Sorry but we aren't soldiers or staying here for a week, we can't just do that, my bad.
Kyros: Then you are conscripts? Fine, you will have to serve on the waiting list then.
Serah, a conscript from a humanoid camel species of this world who is 'Ilaa's assistant, walks up to Kyros. She had a side swirly magenta ponytail and a golden tiara.)
Serah: I have found something that the bebes might like.
Kyros: Really? What?
Serah: A giant cobra called a cobrian! It feeds on behemoths. I think it would be a good addition to the exhibit.
Arigaoa: What?!
Kyros: You've found a fossil? Fantastic! We can put it on display too!
Serah: No. It's alive. A very large, very dangerous cobra.
Kyros: Then it will be perfect for the exhibit. Thank you, conscript. What's its name?
Serah: I don't know. It's underground and hasn't moved in a very long time.
Mine: Okay.
Arigaoa: It may be okay but it also sounds terrifying... I'm not going to imagine how a giant and dangerous cobra will get in contact with us...
Inuyama: *gets a fake and huge cobra that's ready to attack near her* And now?
Arigaoa: Eeeeek! G-Get it away from me!
'Ilaa: *doing jumping jacks in order to calm himself down* Cobras do not have names.
Kyros: That's a weird thing for a cobra to not have a name. Does it have one in your mind?
Mine: *taking a drag from notes* I think it's name is COBRA, I guess.
Kyros: *he rose an eyebrow upon hearing that* What?
Mine: Huh...
'Ilaa: This is quite the mess...
Sumaritenian soldier: Sir, the behemoths and mummies are coming. /Stop, DeviantArt users/ We saw them, counted how many there were and it matches the exact number we thought.
Arigaoa: What is wrong with them and what's going on?
Kyros: A cake-eating gorilla and a singing mongrel led them. They must be rabid, there could be dozens of them! We're going to be overrun!
Serah: Maybe not. The giant cobra can be an asset IF it's controlled correctly.
'Ilaa: *he seems relatively calm about the situation* Is it still alive?
Serah: Get back to work please. *to 'Ilaa* It can be if you try to think about it.
Kyros: Are you sure it's not an ethic on our side?
Iken: She's right, Kyros, it's not on our side.
Kyros: *sighs* Very well, it doesn't matter. What should we do with it now?
Serah: I'll see if I can store it.
Mine: *being addicted to the bomb they made* Can't hurt to bring it with us.
Serah: See, I told you. Alright then, let's get this thing back to base.
Not bebes: Bebes! Bebes! Bebes!
Serah: *looks at them* What?
Kyros: *looks up from his datapad* They've found us. There's a whole bunch of them. A dozen little hairless monkeys with big nasty teeth!
Serah: Are they really the bebes?
Kyros: Yes, and they're going to be all over us if we don't do something about them.
Mine: They're most likely not... First: I THINK bebes aren't little hairless monkeys. Second: They don't all say bebes. Third: They come way later and don't plan to invade directly or even at all anymore.
'Ilaa: They do say bebes.
Kyros: The... The little monkeys with the sticky hands, the ones who steal things and put them in their mouths?
Serah: I've never heard this sort of description.
Kyros: Yes, they do. I mean think about it. A monkey with no hair, sticky hands and nasty teeth?
'Ilaa: *working his alchemy on a flask of something* I will turn their hides into protective gear.
Serah: Great.
Kyros: I'll get my warriors ready to repel the behemoths.
Mine: (Think: But I don't get why everyone's constantly fighting in this world.)
An ounce later.)
Serah: ...
Mine: Well, I don't think Kyros realized it, but the behemoths are going to be really hard to fight when they're four times the size of average bebes and covered in spikes.
Kyros: Alright, copy that, I'll try and keep them under control.
Serah: Don't bother, they're probably already spreading a lot of gas around to spread out their numbers. Just go encourage your warriors to use maximum efficiency, get this over with speed!
Commanders: Agreed. We copy efficiency, over.
'Ilaa: I haven't made more of these things, have I?
Serah: No, you haven't. I'll get some of the others to help in fighting them off. You just try to avoid having the mummies spread around too much of that sleeping stuff.
The behemoths are climbing all over the airships, they're actually doing a really good job of keeping up with efficiency, well, except for that one behemoth who keeps trying to eat things and failing. The gas that Kyros was spreading is really taking its toll on most of them.)
CHARGE!
Mine: *transforms*
Soon though, the fight is over and the airships are through the barrier.)
The behemots and mummies weren't enemies anymore since months, so they fought the weird monkeys instead. Most of the warriors of this world had scimitars.)
Mine: It was easy. I helped you, aren't you all glad?
Serah: Yeah, thanks.
'Ilaa: I told you that Kyros is weak! He has to rely on others to do his work for him!
Mine: Like you... And I just wanted to help because I wanted to.
'Ilaa: Oh.
Serah: No need to be like that, I'm sure you were just trying to help.
Mine: Hm, that's what I said.
'Ilaa: Mine...
The other Cures were with them, not acting that much compared to Mine.)
Kyros: You know full well that if it wasn't for me, you'd be eating those behemoths as food.
'Ilaa: Fine, hopefully soon we reach the afterlife and this nonsense ends.
The airships navigate through the sky from cloud to cloud [all of them were brown] with mummies and behemoths sometimes following them from wherever they were, across the skies and ruins.)
BESIEGED
Suddenly, havoc. Some of the airships got obliterated by something, and then started exploding. They started falling from the sky, some crashed into towns below, hitting the ground with a boom, which caused a large-scale panic. Things inside the airships were flying around with the gravity.)
Arigaoa: NO! THE TOWNS! EVERYONE HERE!!!
A negative energy came, the kind of energy that makes people lose their sanity and be unethical.)
Kyros: What the heck are they shooting at us for?! What is that energy?! ااااÙ!!!
Ablat: CAPTAIN! We are under attack by a relentless enemy!
Kyros: What kind of enemy?!!!!
Ablat: IT'S CALLED A BEBE!
Kyros: A REAL ONE?!
Ablat: The Child of the Storm... Is HERE! ð°ð°ð°ð±ð±ð±ð°ð°ð°ð±ð±ð±
'Ilaa: What-?! *at the top of a sanctuary*
Shikuna: 'ILAA!!!!
Lindje: *shooting at 'Ilaa*
*CRACK!*
'Ilaa: *slips and hangs on the roof* Ugh!
Mine: *holds his hand* I'llaa!!! R-Resist, take my hand!!! D-Don't fall!!! Agh....! G-hhhhhhhhngh...!
Lindje: (Translation: I am done...) *transforming into a BeKan and raiding the towns*
*eye twitch*
Mine: *can't hold on anymore, making 'Ilaa almost fall* !!! I can't hold on much longer!
'Ilaa: Aaaaaah! *his voice echoes*
Kyros: I'm not scared of you monster! *on the top of another sanctuary, using a telescope* Look out below! *shoots at 'Ilaa and Mine's sanctuary place* Hahaha! *aloud*
Arigaoa: We have to transform!
Mine: Argh! Kyros, why did you do that for?! T-The situation is already complicated and I can't...! I can't...! Continue to hold 'Ilaa...!
Lindje (BeKan): *attacks Kyros with her bat now powered while he doesn't realize*
Kyros: Aaaaah! I actually am scared of you! T-That was a joke... Help!
The other Cures nodded and transformed with an angered expression, the roof of their sanctuary crumbles, but they both stay in top shape and hold on to each other.)
Lindje: (Translation: STINKING POTATOES!!!)
Cure Professional: *gets to Lindje*
Inner BeKan: I... DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANY LONGER! This TIRING ME! *cries* MOMMY!!!!!
Cure Professional: !
Inner BeKan: I HATE THIS STUPIDO WEIRDO WORLD A LOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clash! bam!* THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A ravaging noise is heard, and all the behemoths of the world change back to their natural colors and sizes. The mummies are already defeated, being made of paper and all.)
Cure Professional: That is not the reason to attack everyone like that! The OPPOSITE of this is needed!
Inner BeKan: No! I just want to live a normal life!
*hits 'Ilaa*
'Ilaa: *screams*
Kyros: Oh my gosh...
Lindje is in constant pain inside herself.)
Kyros: What's *blinking fast* WRONG?!
Serah: *covers her mouth widely, not saying anything*
Kyros: ?!
Cure Logic: Huh...?! *attacking but cannot touch the BeKan*
BeKan: *destroying*
Cure Reason: Stop it!
BeKan: BEKAN!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!! *takes and throws Cure Reason violently*
THIS IS NO USE
Cure Professional: R-Reason...! L-Lindje, is that you...? L-Liiindje...! You shouldn't do that...!
Cure Reason: *cannot find her scepter*
Serah: *looking for 'Ilaa, cannot find anything as well, in distress*
BeKan: *moving incredibly fast*
Cure Professional: Fleeeee!! *to Serah, from another side, face covered in shadow*
BeKan: *snaps*
Cure Professional: A....Argh....! *detransforming*
Serah: Something is wrong! No, everything is wrong! Everyone is melting!
Cure Smart: H...How... N...No... No...! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/DUN DUN DUN/
A bit later, much chaos happened again. The world was mostly destroyed, Kyros was killed and most of his forces were ended. Lindje couldn't suppress her envy for destruction that she even tore some of her fragile destructible skin. This episode is exterminated.)