Chime noises. The group was talking to each other.)
Arigaoa: Hmm... I'm hearing something...
Iken: What is it, Arigaoa?
Arigaoa: Nothing, how has your day been?
Iken: Fine, and yours?
Arigaoa: Not that nice honestly...
Shikuna: Wow.
Arigaoa: What do you mean by wow?
Shikuna: *tries to attest, sweating* I can't tell...
The girls wait 12 minutes before talking again.)
Shikuna: Hey.
Iken: You say hey, just like him...
Shikuna: Who? Everyone regularly says that.
Iken: My uncle, who is jealous of my intelligence... I know that might be impolite and that my family is different from myself, to the point that they are the opposite of me... But I can't help but not stand it. Everytime I ask, "Do I really deserve life?"... He hired bodyguards to make sure that I don't do anything clever. Last but not least, he often threatened to sell me to a slave market if I misbehaved...
Arigaoa: I'm really sorry to hear that... I was forced as a child to do dangerous tricks... It was sad to me as well... But I feel so bad for you...
Szoz: It is important to not give up on yourselves, pszoz.
Arigaoa: I don't get it... *laid-back chaotic pose* Nyeh?
Szoz: You must focus more on your attention, pszoz. Don't forget that you're smart.
Zip noticed a group of people in the distance going on a stroll.)
Zip: There are people ahead, zippu!
They heard Zip.)
Girl: What is that?
Man: A monster.
Zip: Huh? *turns back, confused* What?
Girl: I'm scared, daddy.
Man: We'll be fine, don't worry.
Arigaoa: A-Actually, it's not a monster at all, it's our pet.
Szoz: That's right, pszoz.
Iken: Please excuse us.
The man ignored Szoz, and took the girl away. Zip looked annoyed.)
Szoz: They ignored me...
Zip: Cretins...
Shikuna: That didn't go very well, did it?
The girls walked past the people.)
Iken: Let's hope they'll understand one day.
After a few minutes of walking...)
Shikuna: Is the weather getting hotter, or is it just me?
Zip: *knocking a rock* It's cold, zippu.
Arigaoa: Let's get out of here, we're wasting our time.
Zip: You were thinking, right, zippu...?
Arigaoa: What? I don't want to risk having more problems with you.
Without another word, all of them started moving farther.)
Shikuna: Hey, I see a building there.
Arigaoa: We'd better get closer, then.
The group approached the building.)
---
As they got close, Iken noticed something odd.)
Iken: H-Hmm... I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable now. Don't you think we are squatting? It's not a public place, it looks like a residence.
Arigaoa: The door was open. If it wasn't abandoned, then it means that they don't care.
Iken: Maybe, but maybe not. We are invading a stranger's property, we have no right to be here.
Shikuna: Come on, calm down. Besides, we're looking for shelter, aren't we?
Iken: Not without permission, Shikuna.
Iken then turned to Arigaoa.)
Iken: You know something? You have been quite a handful since we met. I almost thought I was free of you.
Arigaoa: What do you mean?
Iken: I almost thought we'd face the worst danger ever back then.
Arigaoa: I'm really sorry for getting you involved in my trouble.
Iken: No. You have done nothing wrong. But you were about to do something really stupid, and I stopped you before you did.
Arigaoa: You think so?
Iken: Obviously. That is why I stayed with you. I warned you that people like that are difficult to deal with, but you chose to ignore my warning and took the risk nonetheless... Isn't it true that I have to learn from my mistakes?
Zip: ...You're so weird. You know that, Iken?
Iken: ...
Arigaoa: I think you're nice.
Iken: Nice?
Arigaoa: Not many people are willing to help someone out even if they don't need it. You're not like the others.
Iken: You're just glad I joined you, even though I didn't know you well. After all, you were drawn to me. You couldn't stand it when I said I wanted to produce a story book because you thought it was childish...
Arigaoa: What? No! That's from the past! We don't acknowledge that anymore! You're different this time and who you are now is a nice girl.
Iken: I really don't think of myself that way, Arigaoa. All you do is studying, but studying is considered an awful thing. You don't look like the person that loves studying.
Arigaoa: In reality, I love learning and discovering new things, that's the fun part of it. You can't get anything out of life if you only focus on the negative. So please, just believe in me, alright?
Szoz: Yeah. *nodding* Arigaoa is always the one who knows the truth, and she's not a liar, pszoz.
Arigaoa: See? Szoz agrees with me, too.
Iken: Very well then. If you think it is possible, then I'm going to trust you.
Zip: *unimpressed* I didn't expect that at all, zippu...
The two of them smile for a bit, until they hear the sounds of revelry arriving from another direction. They see a cutesy girl with purple hair, she has eyes twinkling from excitement and currently wears a heart-shaped pawed costume. She stands there trying to get their focus. There were a lot of kawaii posters and she was looking mostly at the ones about yoga.)
The purple haired girl: Hey! Aren't you Nakamaro's /A politician/ wifey girlfriend?! *she said in an energetic tone*
Iken: Me?
Arigaoa: Nah, I'm too young, and in fact all of you get quiet! We're trying to have a private conversation.
The purple haired girl: What? Oh... Hahaha... Shorry!
Iken: I thought you were talking about me...
Inuyama: By the way, my name's Inuyama and who are you all really...? I've been a fan of intruders and mysteries since I was born! *clap clap* Yay yay yay! Socoolsocool, in vogue!
Arigaoa: How can someone be fan of intruders? Your skin looks pale.
Are you even okay?
Inuyama: It's just a natural thing~
Zip, Szoz and Shikuna are literally not here.)
Inuyama: You came in Inuyama's house! Inuyama is so happy...! Do you want something? :3
Arigaoa: I'm Arigaoa and this is Iken, we are legendary warriors.
Inuyama: Ohhh! Oh my gosh! Yeeeeah! Yaaaay! Woooohoooo! Yahoo!! Inuyama... sees! Inuyama... totally sees!! Sounds aaaawesome!!
Iken: She said it... we're screwed.
Inuyama: Heh, well Nakamaro's really popular and you must be with him so Inuyama guesses that makes you legendary too. Though anyway if you are here to see Inuyama again, Inuyama has to go profit now... But Inuyama does want to see you again! Alrighty, Inuyama is outie! Bye! Meow!~
She made a forehead peace sign and ran off while blushing. What an adorable girl...)
Zip: Anyway, we get out of here, this is such a completely useless place. And why did she say meow, zippu? What an enormous waste of time...
Arigaoa: Mmh...
Iken: I think she said meow because she could be impersonating cats, yet her name starts with "dog."
They all leave, having a lot of thinking to do...)
Later.)
They tried to escape the building, but Inuyama's house was apparently endless.)
Iken: Do you all believe it was a good idea to waste our time for food?
Arigaoa: No, but we encountered a girl called Inuyama who was cute and friendly.
Zip: We barely just met her, zippu...
Iken: That's a bit disrespectful, and I still don't know her name...
Zip: What's the point of me telling you a thing your clearly not smart mind would already know?! Why are you bothering to be bothered, zippu?!
Iken: Hmm... I'm not sure I want to answer this.
Shikuna: Don't mind her; she's just in a bad mood because her boyfriend in Yual World loves someone else.
Iken: I am convinced that she was always like that.
Shikuna: Yeah, that's true.
Zip sent an offensive spell on everyone which made Arigaoa hit a random lamp right on the top of her head.)
Arigaoa: Ah! You made me hit a lamp, Zip!
Zip: I did that because you weren't listening to me, zippu.
Arigaoa: Huh?
Inuyama came back.)
Inuyama: Inuyama knew where she had seen you all before! Now she remembers who you are! You're the intruders who broke into Nakamaro's house!
Arigaoa: Yep, yep we are... and who's Nakamaro? I thought it was your house. You said it yourself.
Inuyama: It is too! He's my big brother, but he lives by himself. My brother is very busy with his yoga routine, so he doesn't like to go out that much...
Arigaoa: Why doesn't he like to go out that much when we're here?
Inuyama: Hmm, got a theory, meow?
Arigaoa: No... maybe you just like him a lot?
Inuyama: Hey! No one likes my brother that much. But you're correct, I have a theory.
Arigaoa: Say it.
Inuyama: He doesn't leave the house because he's scared if people might judge him for loving yoga like me.
Arigaoa: You told that already, no?
Inuyama: Yup, Inuyama knows. But you don't understand, it's good.
Zip: What the heck is the matter with you, zippu?
Inuyama: Oh! A plush just talked! And it looks adorbs too!
Zip: A plush?! Excuse me?! I'm no plush! I'm a living being, zippu.
Inuyama: So sorry! I didn't know. Anyway, enough about me. What's the story? Are you all intruders too? *puts the back of her hand over her mouth and leans her head*
Arigaoa: We are.
Inuyama: Inuyama's going to tell you a political story. Nakamaro and his friends aren't in the news anymore, meow.
Arigaoa: Dang. What happened?
Iken: This is a bad idea...
Szoz: Please, Inuyama. Just relax, and speak in details.
Inuyama: Alright... Nakamaro and his escorts were heading towards the Redrange Pass /what/ for financial reasons, but they got fired by the leader of Japan at the same time. Inuyama doesn't know exactly what happened, but all of them didn't make it into politics anymore.
Arigaoa: *surprised*
Iken: *sighs* I told you this would happen...
Inuyama: What? You don't support them?
Iken: Of course I do, because they were in the news. The news are a waste of time, aren't they? They tell only the most negative of things, it's sickening.
Shikuna: Hmm... what's that about politics? I'm sorry, but I don't enjoy politics.
Iken: You'll understand later.
Arigaoa: I think the news are rather... important.
Iken: Do you have any idea what kind of horrible things happen in politics? I don't think you'd even want to be a president or ruler, especially if people would say only the wrong or most awful things about you, and imagine being so popular that people would probably want to assassinate you, or worse!
Szoz: Maybe you should calm down too, Iken, you were usually calm before. Screaming doesn't suit you at all.
Iken: I apologize, Szoz. But I get really worked up because of this.
Inuyama: *looking away* I get it... *sobs*
Arigaoa: *concerned about her*
Inuyama: *still sobbing*
Szoz: Hey look, there's no need to cry. It's not Inuyama's fault, pszoz.
Shikuna: Exactly, it was just her opinion. She was just saying that this topic wasn't good to her.
Suddenly, from the other side, a tumbleweed Akan came out. Tûp was the one behind the Akan. It was crushing the ground continuously.)
Zip: Blasted heck...!
Inuyama: Psst! Over here.
They ran towards an hideout to not fight and just escaped pain quickly.)
Shikuna: But the Akan! We have to defeat it! Running away is a bad idea!
Tûp: ...
Inuyama: Fine! You gotta stop this troublemaker! *clenching her left fist and putting it up*
As they were about to get out and transform, Inuyama stopped Iken.)
Inuyama: What the....
Iken: What?!
Inuyama: You can change into a Pretty Cure?! Only my brother can do that!
Arigaoa: (Think: Huh... weird... does she knows our secret? It's not looking good!)
Iken: But only "girls" can usually be Pretty Cures... /She said usually, because this isn't true/
Inuyama: Yeah, Inuyama doesn't understand... You probably mean Handsome Cure...
Iken: As you can see, I'm a girl. *smiles*
Inuyama: But you're not supposed to be a Pretty Cure.
Iken: I am, of course. Thanks to you, and everyone else here, I've finally accepted that fact. I was one since three weeks.
Inuyama: But...! ð°ð±
Iken: You wanna fight me? Then let's get it on.
Tûp: (Translation: What? Those Pretty Cures grandmas are supposed to be smart and yet they act so dumb here... Do these thoughtless freaks think this is just a game? I haven't got all day to wait for them to do something.)
Inuyama: I-Inuyama is intelligent...!!! Inuyama will save everyone's happiness...!!! Inuyama won't be afraid anymore and w-will fight...!
CONSEQUENCES
Inuyama's eyes widen as her mouth opens, speechless and shocked. Iken advances towards Inuyama, who is now Cure Logic and backs away at bay. Arigaoa, Shikuna transform as well, and so does she now.)
Tûp: (Translation: Why does she has cat ears...? How infuriating...)
Zip: Let's just finish this once and for all and get out of here, zippu!
Cure Intello: Let's do this then! We've gotten this far with nasty children.
Tûp: (Translation: Don't ruin my luck!)
The Akan was beaten by a single attack.)
Tûp: (Translation: Aaaaaah! There's dust and smoke! My eyes!!) *coughs* *gasps* WAAAAAH!!! MAMA!!! (Translation: Argh! I'm so mad! How dare you defeat my monster?! How dare you?!)
Cure Intello: There isn't any point in talking about this, leave.
Tûp: (Translation: S-SHUDDUP! CURSES!) *crying*
Cure Intello: Well, do you enjoy hearing yourself crying? You're a villain, after all.
Tûp: *disappears*
Cure Intello: No way... That is no way to leave.
---
Chief of the bebes: Tch... now this should be interesting, very interesting indeed. (Translation: Very interestingly BAD if the Pretty Cures come and defeat us again!)
Tûp: (Translation: I know right, they ruin everything... Plus that girl betrayed us some days ago!)
Kikuosno: ... *nods like he actually likes her*
Chief of the bebes: When you'll get the chance, do better. (Translation: But you incompetents cannot understand anyway.)
Tûp: (Translation: I'M not incompetent!)
Chief of the bebes: ... (Translation: NO, YOU ARE! NOW RESPECT ME AGAIN, ACT SERIOUSLY AND CALL ME CHIEF SAMA OR YOU WILL NO LONGER BE PART OF THE BEBES TOO!)
Tûp: (Translation: Yes, Chief-sama...) *eyes filled with scribbles*
Chief of the bebes: *sighs*
---
Inuyama: Inuyama's very sorry for stopping you from transforming earlier, she shouldn't have guessed the whole Pretty Cure stuff, that's just leaking personal informations that a lot of people aren't aware of, and you're already badly managing this secret. Inuyama isn't good enough... She even doubted Iken...
Arigaoa: That's okay, you weren't leaking our informations! Don't worry, we trust you completely.
Shikuna: Yeah, I know that you're totally trustworthy too. So there's nothing wrong! You're always welcome into our team as a friend.
Inuyama: R-Really? *blushes*
Iken: And if you ever need an aid for this kind of thing, I'm here.
Inuyama: Oh... Thanks for saying that... *blushes even more*
Iken: Inuyama, you do not have to thank me, it is the obvious, straightforward answer. I want others to see the positive side of life and smile.
Inuyama: Is that all you want to?
Iken: Yes.
---
Inuyama to Cure Logic.