Chapter 11-Crazy.

Are we together? Is this too soon? I glance down and see her asleep peacefully She's drooling a little on my chest. Fucking Beautiful.

Last night I took my shirt off and she unknowingly turned red after checking me out and went on a rant about her non existent 'abs'.

She then repeatedly punched me until I agreed that she was more fit than me. After I agreed she laughed and kissed my shoulder she punched because she 'felt bad'.

She doesn't work today thank fuck.

I lay her on the pillow and as soon as I get up buddy takes my place. I guess I'll let it slide. I hear the door knock and quickly go down opening it letting josh and Jake in.

I called them last night to come in the morning and help me plan an amazing date. Josh was excited that i finally 'grew balls' after some planning we head up stairs. They're securing a few things and im doing the rest.

"Oh wow she looks so peaceful sleeping I just want to scare her" I glare at josh and throw a stuffed pig at him. "You better fucking not" I grumble pointing a finger at him.

she looks peaceful and theres also the fact that she hates being woken up.

she once kicked my dick. she cried and felt bad all day. "Calm your tits I'm not going to do it I love my bestie too much" josh waves me off sticking out his tongue.

This time Jake slaps his head for me and in that moment I now have a favorite between the two.

Quietly i make a call then head outside with the fuckers to get her gift that i chose out. A beautiful dress for my beautiful girl, after grabbing it i head inside to wait for her to wake up.

I didn't have to wait long because as soon as I enter I spot her fucking trying to balance her body using her head while resting her legs on the wall.

"what the fuck are you doing" I question only slightly amused. she gasp and falls onto her stomach.

For fucks sake.

I hurriedly get to her and pull her on my lap.

Rosaline gives me a grin then looks at the wall and back at me laughing and clutching her stomach.

Fuck is she on today?

"Well I thought you left so I got bored and decided I should do gymnastics" she states proudly then gets up and walks to the bathroom. I follow her there.

"Excuse me i would like to use the loo in peace" she mumbles placing her hands on her hips.

No.

I pull her into me and kiss her until she kisses back. Full on making out now. When I think things are going to get heated she pulls away and goes to the toilet.

As she's washing her hands she looks at me through the small mirror in the bathroom "Great way to start my morning but did i hear my other favorite boys here"

no but there was some stupid shits here.

"Mhmm" I mumble following her back onto the bed.

"And why didn't you wake me up we could've hung out idiot" she would've knocked us all out. Rosaline hates being waken up unless it's from buddy.

"you were sleeping" I deadpan.

"you're so sweet, my sweetheart thank you for letting me sleep " she mumbles opening her arms for a hug. I like her hugs.

"our date is today" i remind her playing with the ends of her hair

she looks at me wide eyed somewhat shocked.

"well goodness you really want to date me?" she questions gesturing in a circle to her face

beautiful.

"What if you find someone that's not flat as a wall on both ends and you think 'she's better than rosaline' and realize your mistake" she explains making her voice deep at the better than rosaline part.

Bullshit.

To prove my point I stand her up trail my hand down her back onto her ass and squeeze. I then look at her boobs. I'm a lucky fucker.

"They feel and look pretty big to me" She blushes a dark red shade and I smirk at her.

"Well then what if you want someone less chunky" she barely eats. Probably weighs 115. If she was chunky I wouldn't give a shit she's my rosaline.

"I don't care"

"What about someone with no pimples" she tells me with a wink at the end.

"Shut up"

"Someone smart"

"Shut up"

"Someone who doesn't snore"

"Shut up"

"Someon-"

I cut her off by kissing her .

I'm going to have to get it in her pretty little head that she's it for me. As long as she wants me I'll do good by her, I don't plan on leaving anytime soon.

"Okay then my first date" she mumbles finally agreeing and nodding to herself. I'm glad I'm her first. she might not think it but this is also my first date/relationship.

In highschool I had occasional make outs but I only ever fucked one girl. we had gone on a couple of dates but I never truly felt anything for her, she never made me feel the way Rosaline makes me feel.

Warm inside.

My babysitter, Emily was a sweet elderly woman. she took care of me and raised me to treat women respectfully. She was the closest thing I had to a mother but when I turned 10 she passed away.

"I hope you know I snore loud."she thinks for a second  "and i also talk a lot" Rosaline continues wiggling her eyebrows. I slept in the same room as her a few times, she doesn't snore and i love her voice, it's soft and sweet.

"I don't mind"

She sighs while I get the surprise for her and hand it to her.

"what the heck is this" she starres at me cautiously and i nod for her to go on and open it. Once it's opened she gasp and looks at the dress. "you didn't have to dude. i couldve wore one of the dresses i own" her smile is worth it.

she opens her arms and i walk straight into them getting all fucking giddy for her hug.

"you're going to make me cry fella and i cry ugly" she mutters against my chest. shes an angel even when she cries.

Fella. i roll my eyes at the name then hear a sniffle.

i back away to see her eyes glossy. "baby why are you crying? do you not like the dress?" fuck i should've chose a different one.

she shakes her head and a tear falls.

my eyebrows furrow as i wipe it away using the pad of my thump.

"no im just shocked that you actually like me but im also really happy and i love the dress you did amazing"

"of course i fucking like you, who wouldn't"  I murmur. We start up another conversation then I go to the kitchen and pour myself a glass of lemonade.

I hear something/ someone trying to quietly get into the kitchen so I pretend to not notice. As I'm drinking my lemonade a specific brown headed girl jumps on my back doing some cackle shit yelling 'boo'.

I turn my head to the side expecting to see her beautiful face and instead come to face with a Halloween scary mask thing.

Who the fuck gave her this?

"Did I scare you? Ooo I bet I did huh!"

"Did you pee your pants?" She teases all while laughing to herself. such a lovely sound. I nod and remove her mask. "Where'd you get this" I question.

"Oh josh gave it to me he's so kind" i stiffly nod and walk to the kitchen table. Rosaline just lays on my back and gets a little too quiet.

Did she fall asleep?

"Cmon now I need my rest therefor I will fall into a deep slumber" she gets comfortable then starts laughing to herself after she slaps my ass.

I comply to her wish and walk to her room. I then help her on her bed and lay down next to her.

I watch her as her eyes close, examining her face, taking in the details. She has a scar in the corner of her forehead and one on her chin. Even with that Rosalines the most beautiful person I've ever met.

I give her a kiss on her cheek then close my eyes thinking she's asleep.

She wasn't asleep. "You betrayed meee and I know that you'll never feel so-"

"weren't you asleep" I grumble out wiping my eye. swear she was knocked out.

"Yes but now I'm wide awake" she taps her chin then comes up with a great idea. "Let's watch movies"

I roll my eyes. "Okay get the remote" I mumble crossing my hands. I'm not fucking getting up It's all the way on her vanity.

"No you get up" she mumbles pointing a finger at me. I grab her finger and glare at her. She 'glares' back at me but it just looks like she's trying to read something.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Please"

"No"

"If you get up I'll give you a lap dance"

Well shit now I'm thinking about it. She won't fucking do that she'll get too embarrassed laugh then probably pretend to sleep.

"No"

"Ill give you a free smooch"

Rolling my eyes I get up and grab it then go back to my comfortable spot on her boobs.

"No one can resist my smooches" she says chuckling to herself while messaging my head.

She ends up picking beauty and the beast to watch.

"Im just saying why the heck is he doing all this just for a Rose I mean I love the whole thing but really" she tells me and I just stare at her.

"Maybe someone was watching over him and knew she was going to help him so it was all part of their plan" she tells me then continues starring at the movie with her eyebrow furrowed.

It's not that I don't give a shit about the movie I just find her more interesting. Every time something interesting happens her eyez go wide and every time they have a 'moment' she smiles and laughs.

She's just beautiful.

Im interrupted by her slapping my arm.

"Look he's not a beast anymore"

What beast?

I look at the screen and there he is normal. Okay.

I go back to looking at Rosaline.

"Wow I want eyes like that look at him he's a handsome fella I mean bell is a lu-" I pinch her.

"What the heck man that hurt" I glare at her. I should be the only man she calls handsome.

"Don't glare at me that was very unnecessary I did nothing wrong"

I glare at her more.

"Im John cena you can't see me" she chuckles using her hands to cover her face. I remove them.

"Shut up"

"Don't tell me to shut up or we're gonna have an issue you and me" she stands up on her bed.

"Come on we're going to tussle to the death" she says preparing herself like they do in a boxing match. She wouldn't hurt a spider. she felt bad as shit when I killed the fucker in her bathroom but also didn't want me to grab it 'incase it had rabies'

I shake my head and pat the spot next to me so she can lay down.

"No you" she starts and points at me. "pinched me now you pay the price come on fella, you scared well you should be" she says and laughs to herself.

Sighing i stand up right in front of her on the fucking bed.

I don't even know what the hell we're doing.

"Rosaline let's go ea-" right as I'm talking she kicks me.

The fuck?

"Oh my goodness I'm sorry did that hurt?" She asks worried all on her face. I almost laugh but pretend I'm in crucial pain. "It hurts like a bitch" she barely kicked me it doesn't hurt but this shits too funny.

"I'm so sorry look" she shows me her shoulder. "Punch me back I would let you kick me but you have big ol gigantic feet that's just mean"

Excuse me my feet aren't fucking gigantic.

"I'm not going to punch you" I tell her sitting back down and patting my thigh so she can sit.

"Come on" she turns her shoulder towards me and turns away. "I can take it just do it get it out your system" what the actual fuck.

Sighing, I punch her.

Not hard of course but I know she won't stop apologizing and feeling bad unless we're 'even'.

She rubs the spot and laughs "oh I didn't even feel that, is that all you got? Well gosh I can sure take you come on let's have our round 2" she starts to get up but I pull her back on my lap and hug her.

"We haven't even had our round one" I grumble out.

"Yes we did just now and I beat your butt" she does some weird cackle shit. "Speaking of butt what's your routine" huh?

As if reading my mind she starts again. "You know workout routine how many squats do you do?" Not this shit again.

"Stop being selfish and tell me I want a gigantic booty like yours"

My butt is normal thank you very much.

I play with her hair. "Don't got one" she's exaggerating my booty as she says is normal sized.

"Fine then, I'll get it out of you one day but for now let's take a nap I'm tired" finally.

"From beating you in our tussling match" she says then once again starts with her quiet snickering.

I roll my eyes.

She lays right on top of me and as I'm falling asleep she bites my cheek. "The fuck?" She gives me an adorable smile and laughs. "Looks sweet and taste sweet I'm winning" I ignore her and pretend to sleep.

I open my eyes and see She's fast asleep. I can just look at her and smile. My heart does some weird flap shit. I'll do anything for this girl.

After a few seconds of me gazing at her, I go into a peaceful sleep with her in my arms where she should be.