Translator: MarcTempest
Editor: Rxel
Chapter 109
The village hall was bustling.
The guests who had returned with the ingredients greeted each other happily, and New Black were also having a family reunion.
The moment Woojoo locked eyes with the youngest, who was sucking on an ice cream from afar.
âJiho!â
âWoojoo Hyung!â
He ran towards Woojoo like a soccer player doing a ceremony. Woojoo also responded with a warm welcome.
âHyung! Hyung! I got so much love from the grandmas and grandpas today while doing the mission.â
âReally?â
âYes, I think I might move here later.â
Woojoo laughed at that.
Rihyuk looked at Woojoo with a sour face.
âWhy are you two making such a fuss? You were only apart for two hours. Anyone would think you havenât seen each other for a year.â
Jiho looked at Woojoo blankly and asked, âWhy is he like that, Hyung?â
âHeâs jealous because you only ran to me.â
âOh, I see. Are you feeling left out, Rihyuk?â
âNo, Iâm not.â
âRight, right.â
Rihyuk sighed as he watched them exchange such words.
âCan you two just go away⦠Oh, why are you dancing?â
They played rock-paper-scissors with Rihyuk in the middle.
While they were doing that, someone joined them. It was Junghyun.
They looked like monkeys dancing around a bonfire, and the people passing by laughed.
âPlease⦠Stop it, youâre embarrassing us. Weâre going to be known as gag idols if we keep this up.â
âItâs okay. Our cool image was already ruined by Junghyun.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âJiho doesnât know yet. The black goat.â
Woojoo was about to tell him about it, when the door of the portable toilet opened and someone came out with a phone.
He squinted his eyes in the sunlight and saw them. His eyes widened.
They waved their hands and greeted him first.
âBijoo!â
Bijoo ran to them happily.
âDid you all do well? How was it, Hyung?â
They each said a word as they were excited, and Junghyun also started his story.
He said he had a chase with a black goat named Daegil, and they became somewhat friendly.
They laughed for a while, but their expressions crumpled at the end.
One was Woojoo.
âJunghyun, you didnât tell the camera that I hugged a pillow and explained jiujitsu techniques, did you?â
ââ¦Well.â
âNo, right?â
âHyung, hypothetically. If I really did that, would it be a big deal?â
âHey!â
And the other one was Bijoo, who looked unusually serious.
âJunghyun, you ran into the road when a car was coming?â
ââ¦Ah.â
As he was about to scold him, Woojoo and the two brothers quickly ran away.
Rihyuk chewed on the bulgogi in his spoon and said, âCome to think of it, we now have two heroes in our team. The Galhyeon-dong hero and the Yeoncheon-gun black goat hero.â
âPuhaha! The black goat hero.â
The team members who were helping with the cooking laughed. Woojoo smiled as he saw Junghyun looking pleased with that nickname.
âJunghyun, donât be happy about something like that.â
âIâm a hero now, too, Hyung.â
He grinned, and the youngest, who was pouring soy sauce on a spoon, lit up his eyes.
âSpeaking of which, why donât we give each other nicknames?â
âWhat do you want to be?â
âHmm⦠Hannam-dong Fire Fist? Isnât that cool?â he said he made up the name after his favorite comic character, but it was so random that everyone just laughed.
Ye Heechan, who was listening, joined in.
âThen Iâll be Heukseok-dong Sloth.â
âHahaha, that suits you.â
âIâll be Cheongdam-dong Reggae Hair then.â
The adults started to join in the fun with one word each.
Woojoo laughed at Maxiâs crazy talk about LA, which was meant to be a diss, and the situation became funny when Ye Heechan teased Ye Heeyeon.
Somehow, the others seemed more excited.
And Woojoo wondered what kind of magic their youngest had done, because Lee Gyeonwoo, who used to be quiet, suddenly became more talkative.
Well, it was fun to talk when he gave such a seal clap reaction to everything.
âWhy is their team so cheerful?â
âMaybe they just gave up on cooking and focused on filling the time?â
âThings are going weird. I thought Lee Gyeonwoo would be the center, but isnât it New Black in the center?â
â¦That was what the other team members whispered, and their celebrity with good ears relayed everything to them.
He asked Woojoo if he did well, and Woojoo gave him a thumbs-up.
As the other team said, their teamâs atmosphere had changed to revolve around New Black.
It wasnât because they were very funny or had great entertainment skills.
Maybe it was because of the guest lineup.
Everyone wanted to have a comfortable conversation, and the easiest person to talk to in this place was the young New Black.
And since they were having fun together, it was easy to have a conversation with just a few words.
They felt like a matchmaker who connected people who wanted to get closer.
Anyway, a meeting place was opened around them.
When they got excited and talked, the other guests added a word or two and had a conversation with each other.
Heysion said with a smile, âIt feels like Iâm getting younger when I talk to them.â
âUgh⦠I donât think soâ¦â
âHey, stop saying that all the time.â
Thanks to that, the other guests also became friendly.
But the other team had a misunderstanding.
They didnât give up on cooking and just tried to fill the time.
Rather, it was going so smoothly that they had time to chat.
âAh, really! Be careful. Ha⦠Soy sauce⦠Who spilled the soy sauce?â
âIâm sorry.â
Team B had some close calls.
You know what he meant.
They laughed and fixed it right away because it was a broadcast, but their expressions froze for a moment.
And there was a faint tension between them.
There were scenes where the people around them were nervous.
On the other hand, Team A had Seo Jihyung and Han Yeoreum doing the hard carry, but the atmosphere looked bleak.
Handling the bossam and steamed fish was like a flawless surgery.
The two chefs handed over the scalpel when they said âscalpelâ.
In many ways, their Team C was unique.
And unlike Team A, which had two main chefs and confusion, they had one head chef, which was an advantage.
âBijoo, how do I do this?â
âBijoo, should I turn off the fire now?â
âChef Bi, can you check the seasoning for me?â
At times like that, their second youngest ran around the table like a fairy of cooking.
When the cooking was almost done, Bijoo picked up some bulgogi and came to Woojoo.
âHyung, can you taste this for me?â
âSure, okay.â
His gloved hand fed Woojoo a piece of cooked bulgogi.
It was sweet and savory.
Woojoo widened his eyes.
âThis is really good, you know?â
âReally?â
âBut this tastes familiar⦠Oh, youâ¦â
âYes, thatâs right.â
It was his grandmotherâs recipe that he had tasted somewhere before.
It wasnât just Woojoo who felt it was delicious, the others who tasted the seasoning also raised their thumbs and opened their eyes wide.
It was like a scene from a cooking manga with BGM playing in the background.
âWow, this is exactly like what you get at a restaurant. Do you want to open a restaurant with me later?â
Maxi, who was tasting the food, made such a proposal.
As the bulgogi, japchae, and soybean paste stew were completed one by one, a warm atmosphere filled their team.
They thought they had a chance.
And they had an extra menu.
âOh my⦠are they sweet potato sellers?â
âJunghyun helped them feed the black goat, so they gave us this.â
It was three boxes of sweet potatoes.
They immediately used the leftover ingredients to make various desserts with sweet potatoes.
Sweet potato fries, roasted sweet potatoes, boiled sweet potatoes.
â30 minutes left until the deadline!â
As the end time approached, they finished cooking and gathered together in a circle for a meeting.
Ye Heeyeon said, âThe elders and the villagers will be coming soon for lunch, so letâs think about how to attract them.â
The remaining task was to solicit customers.
The mission was not to make the most delicious food, but to attract the most customers.
Woojoo cautiously said, âHow about offering roasted sweet potatoes as a sample menu in advance?â
âOh, thatâs a good idea.â
âWe have skewers, so we can cut them small and say, âYou donât have to come to us, just have a bite and goâ like thisâ¦â
âThen theyâll feel too awkward to go anywhere else.â
âYes, thatâs the key.â
The others laughed at Woojooâs words.
âHave you ever done business in the universe?â
âMy grandmother ran a restaurant. I grew up watching how she did business since I was young.â
To be more precise, Woojoo saw a lot of nearby shops go bankrupt.
Woojoo told them various stories that he had seen, and Maxi also listened carefully to the know-how that Seo Jihyung, the food business owner of Team A, spouted.
When they synthesized the results and came to a conclusion.
âThe cooking time is over!â
It was time for the outcome of the mission to be decided.
***
In front of the village hall.
âOh, Iâm hungry. When are they going to let us in?â
âGrandma, you have to wait a little. Itâs not time yet.â
âI donât care about that. My legs hurt, and I want to go to the car and sit down for a while.â
âDad, where are you going?â
âIâm going to take a look inside.â
People started to gather 10 minutes before the scheduled time.
It was a rare opportunity to have a meal made by the TV program participants, and to appear on TV, so most of the villagers attended.
The age groups were very diverse.
There were children who came holding their motherâs hand, middle and high school students, and middle-aged people.
They all waited for the door to open with anticipation.
The FD came out and gave instructions.
âOur meal menu is ready.â
A paper with a large menu was attached.
âYou can go in and have a meal at the team you like. Once you choose a team, you canât move to another team.â
Along with some minor notices such as prohibiting filming, the entrance began.
âHello!â
Everyoneâs eyes widened at the sight of the celebrities they had only seen on TV.
It was different from when they greeted them earlier, their faces were right in front of them.
âOur steamed fish is really delicious!â
âDo you crave some tender pork belly? Come and have a bite here.â
Team A, filled with actors and models, was competing with their faces and their foodâs visuals.
Team B also had six girl group members who were cheerfully attracting customers with their smiles.
Meanwhile, three men approached from Team C, each holding a plate of sweet potato snacks.
âPlease have a taste.â
With his tall stature and warm appearance, he was Ye Heechan, who had once been famous on the internet as the handsome instructor meme from a variety show.
âWould you like to try this?â
He was Lee Gyeonwoo, who had played the male lead in a drama that boasted an average rating of 31.9 percent.
âPlease come and try our food, itâs delicious.â
And he was the idol with a gentle expression and a surreal beauty.
Thanks to him, Team C had a strong start.
Song Jinwoo, a member of Team B, sneered.
âThey would have won even if they had shrimp crackers instead of sweet potatoes.â
But soon, the other teams copied them and the competition became a tie.
Then, the food evaluation began and people flocked to Team A and C, who had decent flavors.
Overall, Team B was lagging behind.
Team A had the upper hand, and Team C was chasing after them.
After some time, Team A was celebrating their victory, while Team B and C decided to change their direction and chat with the elders to get more footage.
âA feast is not complete without a congratulatory performance!â
The comedian, Oh Hyeongseok, was hosting the event and lifting the mood.
As he said he was looking for a guest singer, someone quickly volunteered.
âMe! I want to sing!â
âOkay, we have Jiho from New Black. Letâs hear him sing.â
As the people who were eating clapped and cheered, a handsome and young member stood in the center of the village hall.
He had a tissue in his hand that fluttered like a rag.
Soon, a trot song played from his phoneâs BGM.
Wang Jiho sang the trot song and waved the tissue like a handkerchief, making everyone laugh.
And behind him, a tall member danced like a store opening mascot, making them laugh again.
After the performance ended and the encore stage followed, the audience smiled as they watched the idol members act cute to the elders.
Starting with Jiho, more volunteers came out.
The youngest of Girls on Top, Gil Chaekyeong, also sang a trot song with her sisters, unwilling to lose.
Seo Jihyung also sang a legendary song that he had released and flopped.
Since they were the most talented and fun people in Korea, it was easy for them to liven up the atmosphere.
Meanwhile, the competition also settled down.
âTeam A is going to win,â Ye Heechan said calmly, and his sister shook her head.
âWait and see. The production staff said they havenât come yet, about twenty of them.â
âHey, do you think they will all come to us? Just accept that we lost and eat comfortably.â
âAre there still people who havenât come?â Lee Gyeonwoo asked, and Maxi nodded.
âThere are still some people who havenât come. Earlier⦠I think I didnât see that grandfather. The rich grandfather.â
âRich grandpa?â
âYou know, the nice-looking house in the middle of the village.â
Woojoo realized that Grandpa Kang Moonsik hadnât arrived yet.
Was he busy?
Woojoo thought he said he would definitely come.
âHyung.â
His youngest brother rested his pointy chin on my shoulder. His face was flushed with excitement from the audienceâs cheers.
âHow was it? Did I sing well?â
âYou did great, the elders loved it.â
âReally? Was I better than her?â
âOf course. No doubt.â
He was trying to compete with Gil Chaekyung, who was receiving compliments from the elders in the distance.
âHyung, letâs go back soon.â
They also went around the tables with the elders, along with the other members.
They answered with smiles to their question of whether they were enjoying their meal.
They said it was as good as eating at a restaurant, and their second brother, who was in charge of cooking, kept smiling brightly at that.
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It was fine as long as the elders liked it, even if they lost the competition.
Woojoo thought it was a good experience to make people happy in this way, even if it wasnât on stage.
And then.
âWhatâs that, there are so many cars coming in?â
âFour of them!â
The celebrities who were chatting with the villagers at the tables looked outside and widened their eyes.
Everyone was surprised and went out.
There must have been about twenty people in those cars.
The situation could change the outcome of the mission depending on where they were going.
Everyone ran out of the village hall.
And people started getting out of the four cars.
They looked like five families related by blood.
âOh, my leg!â
And Woojoo blinked at the familiar voice.
Grandpa Kang Moonsik, dressed in luxury clothes, got out of the car.
When he showed signs of pain in his leg, one middle-aged man asked, âAre you okay, Father?â
And the oldest-looking man among them asked Grandpa, âFather, where do you want to go? We? You like bossam, donât you? Do you want to have some?â
Team Aâs faces brightened for a moment.
âNo, I have a place I promised to go to.â
Grandpa Kang Moonsik looked at Woojoo, Rihyuk, and Maxi, who were staring blankly among the people, and laughed heartily.
âOh, my! You were here!â
He came over and grabbed Woojooâs hand, happy to see him.
The other team members looked at them with wide eyes, especially Mr. Seo Jihyung. His eyes looked like they were about to pop out.
Woojoo asked nervously, âGrandpa, then who are they allâ¦?â
âTheyâre my sons.â
He smiled and held Woojooâs hand, which was stiff with surprise.
âI told you. Iâm bringing a lot of guests.â