Book 2: Chapter 59: Being vulgar is a powerful talent
âAre you able to continue, brat? Why do you look like youâre about to fall dead?â
âAre you doubting my capability as a man?â
âI can see that your kidneys are failing. You should nourish yourself properly.â
âOkay. Looks like Iâve got to show you the might of my masculinity for you to know how formidable I am.â
âAlright, come. Letâs see whoâs afraid of who.â
âGood! Donât get frightened by me, okay! Iâm forceful, you know!â
âHurry up and stop your windiness.â
âHeave-hoâ¦â
âArghâ¦hurry! Hurry up! Faster! Ah~just like that. Weâ¦Weâre almost thereâ¦â
In the next instantâ¦
âAreâ¦are we not there yetâ¦Iâm almost at my limitsâ¦â
âEndure! Youâre a mighty 5th rank Martial Artist! How can you have such low limits! Endure! Just a bit more! Just a little bit moreâ¦â
âThisâ¦huff huffâ¦this will be my last pushâ¦Ha!!â
âAh! I reached it!â
Carol held onto the key that hung over three meters high up on the wall as she exclaimed in excitement: âIâve finally reached it.â
Durango, who had become a human ladder for Carol to step on, breathed a sigh of relief, before wobbling about as he lowered her down.
âYou really are the big mistress of the Dragon Blood Aristocratic Family, the Emonas. Your weight far exceeds that of normal people. You really wore me out.â
âWhatâ¦did you say?â Carol asked as she grabbed ahold of Durangoâs hair: âWhat about this ladyâs weight?â
Immediately realizing his mistake, Durango hastily begged for forgiveness while enduring the pain coming from his head: âIâ¦I said that youâre lighter than those 300-pound fatties. Ouch ouch ouchâ¦youâre going to pull my hair out!â
Woahâ¦so you mean that my weightâs not far from 300 pounds, right? This lady had braved hardship, run all the way here from the Holy Dragon Empire, not eaten for a few days, leaving my chest flat from my loss of weight, and you actually say that Iâm fat! Youâre making me infuriated!â
âStop stop stop! Stop pulling my hair! Stop grabbing my ears! Stop shaking! Ow ow ow! Stop poking my eyes! Iâm falling, Iâm falling! Argh!â
âBamâ (sound of him hitting the floor)
âYeowch. So painful.â Carol clutched the back of her head as she rolled about on the ground in pain.
âDidnât I say that Iâm about to fall over? And yet you continued to shake me.â Durango exclaimed in helplessness as he rubbed his waist.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âGrrrâ¦itâs all your fault! All your fault! Why did you say that this ladyâs heavy! Itâs all your fault that this lady had fallen down!â
âItâs really not my fault. If not for youâ¦â Durango attempted to explain. However, he was instantly shut down by a glare from Carolâs tear-filled eyes. Thereâs no helping it that she has a formidable person as a dad, someone that he did not dare to provoke.
âOkay. The keysâ in our hands. Letâs open the door.â Durango did not dare to continue arguing with Carol. If she wanted him to kneel before her as an apology, he had no way to argue his way out of that. Therefore, it was best for him to change the topic as quickly as possible.
He turned his gaze towards Eleanor, only to discover her faint red eyes wide open as she looked at him in interest.
Feeling somewhat uncomfortable from Eleanorâs gaze, Durango pulled his clothes tightly against his body as he retreated a slight distance away: âWhatâ¦what are you looking atâ¦â
âOhâ¦â noticing her lacking manners, Eleanor hastily covered her face while waving her hand: âItâs really been a long while since Iâve seen people argue, so Iâm just feeling extremely happy right now.â
âHoweverâ¦â stepping over to his side, Eleanor pulled his arm into her embrace, letting it sink right into her chest.
âDonât be afraid, little brotherâ¦you wouldnât be afraid that Iâll~eat~you~up~, right~? Hehe.â
Durangoâs face immediately turned red with embarrassment as he looked towards Eleanorâs small and perky chest, while beads of perspiration continued to drip down his forehead.
Seeing Durangoâs virgin-like reactions, Eleanor continued to tease him, pressing down onto him while licking his ear, causing him to tremble. She followed it up by speaking out in a seductive tone: âAre you really an aristocratic family member thatâs here to buy slaves?â
âYesâ¦thatâs rightâ¦â
âItâs hard to find such innocent aristocratic family members. Do you want toâ¦have some fun with this sister? â¦Itâll be very enjoyable.â
Durango gulped his saliva forcefully, sweeping his gaze across Eleanorâs exquisitely beautiful face, before ending up at her chest. It took him quite a while before managing to stutter out a reply: âIâmâ¦Iâm sorry. I still prefer larger ones.â
ââ¦â¦â Eleanor lowered her head to shoot a look at her chest, before turning around solemnly to speak to Carol: âLittle sister, do you want to work together with me to deal with this foul-mouthed brat?â
A devilish upwards curl appeared at the corner of Carolâs mouth as she slowly walked towards the other two, before pulling out a steel pipe from god knows where into her hands.
âIâm happy to oblige.â
âWhat the ????. Where did you get that steel pipe from.â
Seeing the worsening of the situation, Durango immediately attempted to extricate himself to flee away. However, before he could do that, he was grabbed ahold tightly by Eleanor. Struggling to break free, he discovered that even with his 5th rank Martial Artist level strength, he was unexpectedly unable to extricate himself.
âWait waitâ¦donâtâ¦staphâ¦itâs my fault, itâs my fault alrightâ¦â
Carol patted the steel pipe lightly against her hand, letting off a soft banging sound while speaking out in a sinister manner: âDo you thinkâ¦that thereâs any use in saying those words now? Huhâ¦â
âNoâ¦AH!!â
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âOkay. Letâs open the door and rescue the slaves right now,â said Eleanor after beating up Durango into a pulp.
âThatâs great.â as her goal all along was to rescue the slaves, Carol was naturally filled with excitement as she gave her reply.
âHowever, why is this auction house so weakly guarded? There wasnât even a single guard present at the 7th level! Could it be that theyâve all hidden in fear of this lady?â
Eleanor brushed the silvery-white long hair that covered her eyes behind her ears before replying in an absent-minded manner: âPerhaps theyâve been lured away by those two explosions.â
âWoah! Thatâs definitely Lilith. She truly is amazing! She has actually pulled everyone over with a single move.â
âYes. She really is amazing.â
However⦠since those two loud explosions have attracted everyoneâs attention, itâs basically impossible for her to finish laying all of the Explosive Scrolls. After all, the people running this auction house arenât stupid. In fact, the two of them might even be hard-pressed to extricate themselves from the ensuing attention.
I donât give a damn about Lilith, but Weirâ¦
Looks like itâs still up to me to take action. Indeed, these strangers are unreliable.
Eleanor extended her hand into her large sleeve and rubbed the ice-cold short rod stored within, all while praying that the auction house had not discovered that thing, which she had not made contact since 4 years ago.
If not⦠her plan for revengeâ¦
âAlthough itâs never been safe, I still feel that itâs better to be vigilant, as we might never know when weâll bump into any formidable enemies around the corner.â
âWhat enemies. Those auction house bastards have definitely been played around by Lilithâ¦â Carol gave a pat on Durangoâs shoulder to reassure him. However, her words were interrupted by a furious roar.
âEleanor Hamelin! Iâve finally found you!â
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