Book 4: Chapter 16: Academy Festival #1 Eating Contest!
The sky gradually darkened.
Yet the mountain where the St. Caroline City sat lit up like a long dragon.
The bright lights illuminated half of the sky, like the vigor of the youthful students.
The St. Caroline Academy Festival was just getting started.
âHey you! Donât miss the best fish balls in the world!â
âIâll have two!â
âConsider yourself lucky if you can get a taste of the most delicious grilled squid in this academy!â
âIâll have two!â
âCan you smell this amazing aroma? This is the best stinky tofu you can find in this street!â
âIâll have a bowl!â
Thea was elated ever since she learned about the Academy Festival, even more so now that she was here in the liveliest street in the academy. Her reserve as the former saintess was totally gone and she was acting no different than Lilith when she was in Aeria not long ago.
âSheesh, canât you maintain your composure like me?â Lilith shook her head then spoke to Brea who was beside her, âYou better not follow her example, getting that excited by mere food. Whatâs so special about those foods? Weâd be better offâ¦â
âEating contest! Eating contest! The 1599th eating contest in St. Caroline! All students in our academy can participate! The prize is a monthâs worth of free meal coupons at Food Street!â
âWeâd be better off participating in a meaningful contest like this!â Lilith announced.
Brea was speechless.
â¦â¦..
âAlright, registration is now closed! The warriors who dared to challenge the St. Caroline Eating Contest have appeared!â
The host stood on the stage and introduced the contestants in succession.
âOur first contestant looks like a forty-year-old uncle, but is actually only a twenty-eight-year-old who looks old⦠Welcoming Mr.Student-Who-Is-About-To-Starve-To-Death!â
âHello everyone.â The mysterious uncle had severe dark circles under his eyes and looked suspiciously like Professor Kumar greeted the audience weakly. âIâll definitely win.â
âWait a minute!â
âMiss, you have a problem?â
Lilith pointed angrily at the mysterious uncle who looked suspiciously like Professor Kumar. âHeâs not a student! Heâs a professor in this academy!â
âOooohh!! The contest hasnât even begun and one of our contestants is already shamelessly using a dirty attack! Looks like this yearâs contest will be an extremely exciting one!â
âIâm not using a dirty attack! Thatâs Professor Kumar no matter how you look at him!â
âIâm not Professor Kumar. Iâm Student-Who-Is-About-To-Starve-To-Death,â the mysterious uncle defended himself weakly.
âOooohh!! The dirty attack has just been perfectly countered! As expected of Student-Who-Is-About-To-Starve-To-Death! It would seem like his great potential is brought out at the most critical moment!â
âHow can you call that a counter? Heâs just talking nonsense!!â
The host ignored Lilith and continued.
âNext up, our second contestant looks like the president of the disciplinary committee who skipped work, but is actually just someone who looks like her and not the real president. Welcoming, Miss Normal-Passerby!â
âHello everyone!â Normal-Passerby waved and smiled at the audience. âIâll definitely win this too!â
âWhat Normal-Passerby? Sheâs none other than the president of the disciplinary committee who skipped work!â Lilith once again made a ruckus. âAnd how come Secretary Wendy hasnât caught you yet?!â
âFufufuâ¦â Normal-Passerby crossed her arms in front of her chest and sneered. âI have long figured out how Wendy moves. Thereâs no way she can catch me!â
ââ¦â¦â
Just how many times have you skipped work, Miss President!!
âNext, our third contestant looks like a demonic bear who was captured to make up the number, but is actually Miss Cutie disguised as a demonic bear!â
âHOOOOOOOHHHHH!!â Cutie waved its incredibly sharp claws around then smashed the table in front of it into pieces with one claw. âHOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!â
âThatâs a demonic bear!! Itâs definitely a demonic bear!! Itâs been eyeing you and seems to be thinking that you look really delicious, Mr. Host!!â
âWell then, letâs welcome our fourth contestant who hasnât only been noisy since just now but also using despicable attacks, Miss Petite-And-Flat-Chested!â
âP-Petite-And-⦠Flat-Chested?â
BOOOOOM!!
A dazzling beam of light streaked across the sky of St.Caroline.
Mr. Host was killed in battle.
âI⦠Iâm⦠Host Number Two. Following our gentle, lovely, beautiful, elegant, enchanting and gorgeous contestant, Lilith, the fifth contestant is⦠Miss Brea, who isnât anyone special.â
âH-Hello⦠Ummâ¦â
Unable to bear the attention, Brea lowered her head in mid-sentence and flushed. White cloud of smoke appeared over her head, like something had just short-circuited.
Host Number Two wiped the sweat from his forehead and continued, âNow that the contestants are here, allow me to explain the contest rules.â
âThis contest is sponsored by our Dark Cooking Club. The contestants will need to finish the dishes made by the Dark Cooking Club members within the time limit. You are not allowed to request any help during the contest or use methods like vomiting to increase food intake. The last contestant standing will be announced the winner and receive a monthâs worth of free meal coupons!â
âWell then, begin!!â
Once the announcement was made, the dishes prepared by the Dark Cooking Club were served to each contestant.
Grumble, grumbleâ¦
ââ¦â¦â¦â
It was at this moment, Lilith finally understood why there were only five contestants in this incredibly popular eating contest.
âThe first dish is Tentacle à Beauty!!â
A devilish black tentacle wrapped around a white unknown matter, making skin-crawling noises as it pulsated endlessly. The white unknown matter was also oozing disgusting substance.
Can something like this even be considered food?!
âOooohh! The Dark Cooking Club unexpectedly broke through their limits once again this year and created such an out-of-this-world dish!!â
Host Number One struggled as he climbed out of somewhere. Despite being drenched in blood, he maintained professionalism and continued hosting the show.
âIn order to preserve its freshness, nothing was done to this live Malaghobi tentacle. And this old female Ersin worm was also probably just simply boiled in water. Oh dear, what an authentic dish! Iâm pretty sure our contestants must have fallen in love with this dish!â
âDelicious.â
âSee? Student-Who-Is-About-To-Starve-To-Death is already wolfing down the dish! What are the other contestants waiting for?â
That guy is just starving to the point that everything is delicious to him!
âNot bad.â
âNormal-Passerby has also started gracefully partaking the dish, not forgetting to leave a pertinent evaluation while sheâs at it!â
Sheâs requesting help! President Diana is requesting help!! Sheâs calmly shoving that disgusting meal into someone elseâs mouth!! Are you guys blind?!
âHOOOOOHHH!!!â
âAh! It seems like Cutie is already⦠Ah! Already loving the meal⦠Ahh!! It even made it⦠Ahhh!! That excitedâ¦!â
Mr. Host was once again killed in the battle.
Lilith was speechless.
I see now. This 1599th eating contest is just a huge trap!
And now the next question is⦠should I eat this dish or not.
Lilith thought for 0.1 second.
Of course not!
Only crazy people would eat such a horrible-in-every-way dish!
âOh, thatâs quite good.â
ââ¦â¦..â
Lilith turned her head stiffly to Brea.
âAs expected, Malaghobi tentacle is only tasty when eaten alive. The temperature used to boil this old female Ersin worm seems to be a bit too highâ¦â
Brea skillfully cut off the pulsating tentacle with a fork and knife before putting it in her mouth. She made an evaluation that could only be made by people who often eat this kind of thing.
âSimply divine.â
She even had a look of enjoyment on her face.