Book 2: Chapter 5: After Eating Your Fill, You Should do Big Things
âBig thing, what big thing?â Iâm not sure why, but I had a feeling that Carolâs big thing would not be anything good.
Carol answered with a mysterious expression, âIâm not telling~â
Believe it or not little girl, I will punch you in the face.
âButâ¦â Carol shifted around me slightly, âIâm actually surprised about your bones, you areâ¦â
âSome kind of Martial Arts genius that appears only once in a century?â
âWhat martial arts genius! I am sure that your physical defects wonât allow you to perform a lot of martial art skills, okay, I mean⦠Uwaa⦠what are you doing⦠you look so scaryâ¦â
I grabbed Carol by her shirt collar and yanked her face closer to mine, as I asked with a threatening smirk, âWhatâs wrong with my body? Come on, point out my flaws, if you dare.â
At the same time, I made a cracking noise with my other hand, âif you canât tell, how about I test out my crippled body on you.â
âWaaa⦠I just meant that youâre too small to learn so many martial arts skillsâ¦â Carol, started struggling and was so frightened by my threatening appearance that her eyes were instantly filled with tears ready to fall any minute.
âOh? Are you looking down on lolis? Would you like to taste my Loli fist? I can guarantee to send you flying high up in the sky with itâ
âNo⦠I donât want to⦠my mistake, my mistake. But how are you so strong, Lilith? Surprisingly, I canât even struggle freeâ¦â Carol quickly shook her head and begged for mercy.
âHmph.â I let Carol down, and let out a displeased scoff, âcontinue.â
âUuuâ¦â Carol straightened out the front of her clothes that were almost torn by my strength, âWhat I mean is, w- would you like to do something big with me, Lilith?â
âNo.â I refused flatly. Are you kidding me, one look at Carol is enough to tell that her so-called big thing is definitely not going to be anything good.
âBut⦠why not? Lilith, youâre so cute, so strong, and also so rich. With you by my side, weâll definitely be able to accomplish the great thing.â
So the real reason you want me is for my money.
âNo means no. Unlessâ¦â
âUnless what? Iâll do anything as long as itâs within my power,â Carol answered as her eyes twinkled with hope.
I think you canât do anything I ask for with the way you look right now.
I didnât say that though, instead, I said, ââ¦unless you can tell me what this big thing is.â
âNo can do,â Carol shook her head resolutely, âmy big thing is a secret, once the secret is out, there will be schemers who use it and that would surely be very bad.â
I think youâre the schemer here.
âButâ¦â Carolâs eyes rolled around in circles, which made me wonder just what is wrong with her, ââ¦I can show you.â
Take a lookâ¦. There shouldnât be a problem with that, after all, I am curious about what Carolâs so-called âbig thingâ is.
âJust take a look,â Carol whispered seductively in my ear.
âUwaa.â
I pushed her head away and said, âOkay, Iâll go with you to see this big thing, but Iâm just going to look, Iâm not going to join you.â
âGreat! Great! Well, itâs about time to go now,â Carol immediately grabbed my hand and started pulling me out.
âWait, I havenât paid the bill yet. Hold on! Waiter! Waiter! Checkout!â
â¦â¦
â¦â¦â¦
After we left the restaurant, Carol led me down an alley, followed by a left turn, then a right turn, before we finally reached an alley that was not even a meter in width.
âSo why are we coming to this kind of place for your big thing?â
âShh, no talking.â
Carol was squatting around the corner wall and kept staring down the alley at the other side. Hearing my question, she just turned around and asked me to be quiet before quickly getting back to her previous position.
This⦠she couldnât be committing robbery right now, right?
That shouldnât be the case. It doesnât look like this is her first or second time in this area and doing this. If she was committing robbery, how could she be so poor to run into the private rooms of a restaurant to ask for food?
Hm⦠Iâm getting more and more curious about this big thing.
âThird master, what treasure are you going to dig up this time?â
âWhat treasure are you talking about, it works as long as they look pleasant to the eyes. Anyway, it was so delicious last time, but itâs a pity that they didnât even last for more than three days.â
âHaha, then you should buy a long-lasting oneâ¦â
ââ¦â
I heard a voice from the other side of the alley and then Carol waved me over, âhere they come.â
I also bent down and looked over Carolâs head to see the other side of the alley.
I saw three big-bellied middle-aged men coming from a distance. They were talking and laughing, making a few snorting noises with their laughs from time to time.
After the three men got closer, Carol looked at me and said, âJust look closely now, I will show you the big thing I must do.â
I watched as Carol walked right up to the middle of the alley, lifted her tattered skirt to her thighs, and posed flamboyantly while winking provocatively at the group.
âHey handsome~ Do you want to play with me? Itâs cheap.â
ââ¦â¦â
Whuuuuut!1 This is the big thing she was talking about? Isnât this the âââââââ girl of legend! Could it be that she has fallen from being a beggar to doing this?
I kept looking at Carol, who was trying to make a sexy and enchanting pose, and felt as though Iâve been dragged onto some kind of a pirate ship.
Silva: Well, since the author is using an internet slang, I might as well follow suit~