Translator: ShiroiKaze/Soyokaze Translations
âSo then, why is this guy here with us?â
âHaster, calling someone âthis guyâ at your first meeting doesnât leave a good impression.â
A mildly high-strung, tense and high pitched boyish voice. I wonder where that low voice with the calm feeling to it went.
Haster didnât have any bodily abnormalities when he awoke⦠I suppose thatâs a slightly inaccurate way to put it, but he was rather hungry, so the four of us were having a meal together.
As a now young man, heâs appears to be about the same age as Alec, but heâs also shorter than Alec. Heâs baby faced, and his voice isnât deepened. Heâs a young boy. ((shota))
Bahamut looks to be about the same age, so when someone gains âEternal Youthâ and âImmortality,â they probably return to that age.
âSheâs riiiight, Iâm not your enemy, seeee?â
âYouâre making yourself sound suspicious on purpose, arenât you?â
âYeah, actually. I wanted to try putting on a patronizing air, though.â
This bastard seems to be the hedonistic type through and through. It doesnât look like heâll get along with the more serious type that Haster is.
I mixed together the pork that I bought and saved before the trip, along with some bear meat I had in storage to make a rather unique hamburg steak, which I then served on the table.
Iâve mentioned this before, but pork aside, beef is a luxury in Mareba. Because it takes more manpower.
That being the case, bear, boar, keratos and other vermin are our main sources of protein.
âSo, why did you show up when you did? Isnât your timing a little too perfect?â
âFuhn? Fhell ahts fefaushâ¦â
âPlease, just eat or talk. Pick one.â
âChew, chewâ
â⦠So eating comes first, huh?!â
Does this bastard get off on teasing people?!
âWhoa, whoa, donât get mad. Itâs been a long time since Iâve eaten such human food, it was just so dream-like is all.â
âPrioritize talking, and answer me.â
âHmm? Ah, I was just worried about how my nephew was doing.â
âNephew? You mean Yig?â
So that short-tempered dragon was your relative? You poor thing. She must have been running riot with her private life.
As I send him a look of pity, he continued talking as if he was making an excuse.
âNot to say that we have a direct blood connection, but itâs more the feeling of it. That childâs mother was a bit of a radical so, I figured this would happen eventually. Well, also I figured a country or two would go down with her though.â
Surprisingly, I guess dragons have extremists among them too� So is he actually more of a moderate?
A moderate type, but his personality is pretty twisted.
âWell yeah. Even dragons have individuality of course. Actually we have an extreme sense of individualism. We donât give a damn what other people are doing.â
âIn which case, the ones who get mixed up in their business are none of your concern.â
âRather than that⦠Are you really okay, Master?â
Alec still hasnât stopped being cautious around Bahamut. This should go without saying, but please donât bring a great sword to the table. Itâs a huge nuisance.
Haster hasnât let go of the long sword at his side either, so the dining table is a savage place right now.
Itâs hard to even taste the meal like this, you know?
âProbably, I guess.â
âProbably isnât good enough!â
âCalm yourself, Alec. Iâm perfectly fine at the moment.â
âThough you say that, it may be similar to my case, but the pattern is slightly different, and itâs also different from her case. We donât have any other examples to go off of. One of the ancient dragon species being defeated is exceptional in the first place.â
âMy apologies, for killing it.â
âAnd you, causing a sonic boom and firing an arrow at supersonic speed into her open mouth, straight into her brain; you think of some pretty gross things.â
âI only intended on scattering the breath attack.â
Those arrows are locked away of course. They donât leave any meat behind, so they canât even be used for hunting.
Another good point is they would be overkill on human opponents.
âEven so, I thought this event would happen more quickly. So the truth is, Iâve been monitoring this cottage from nearby. Thatâs why I could appear with such good timing.â
âWhy did you think that?â
Haster turned a sharp eyed glare on Bahamut. It doesnât have the heaviness it used to, but it looks like the young sharpness of it has increased⦠That gaze is chilling.
When he noticed it, he held his fork in his mouth and blankly stared back.
âWell, because of the âDemon Dragonâs Heart,â of course? Thoughtless folk like yourself are one thing, but those who carefully consider things like her would be quick to notice it. It would not be strange to eat it greedily right then and there.â
âItâs not as if an ancient dragon being defeated is unprecedented. Yet no immortals seem to have appeared from them.â
âBecause those who ate it died on the spot. Among those who have defeated one of our level, there were no heroes who continued to live on, yes? Itâs because they who devoured it died right then and there. That means youâre the rarest of the rare.â
âSo thatâs why so many heroes come to tragic endsâ¦â
âShe worried over it for a whole month. Youâre quite loved, arenât you, former sage?â
âDamn straight.â
He peeks over and gazes in my direction. I flap my hands in a panic.
Why are you acting like thatâs totally obvious, and throwing out that embarrassing line?!
âHaster, please stop looking at me like that. Itâs making me feel kinda weird.â
âI like what Iâm hearing. Iâll keep making you feel even more weird, starting tonight.â
âWhat are saying?!â
With how you look right now, you just sound like a perverted brat!
⦠Come to think of it, I wonder if that has gotten smaller too?
âYuuri, what are you looking at?â
âYep, what inde⦠Uh, I mean, nothing at all, of course?â
âI know thatâs not true!â
âYes, yes, thanks for the treat. Both the lovers talk and the meal.â
âDid it meet your tastes?â
âOf course. Youâre quite the cook. If the former sage hadnât married you, I would have been glad to have you.â
âLeave. Now.â
His mood is gradually getting worse. Please donât fan the flames any more. And take your hand off that sword, Haster!
Moreover, you wouldnât even make my list of candidates. Youâre way too fishy.
âWhen I consider that youâre Yigâs relative, I donât mind cooking a meal for you⦠But could you please not go butting into our lives? Weâre newlyweds after all.â
âYep, newlyweds quickly scatter âhazardous substancesâ everywhere, which I want no part of, âkay?â
âThe only thing scattered everywhere is carrots. I mixed them into the hamburg steak.â
âBUHHAH?!â
Bahamut makes a beeline for the toilet. I wonder⦠Where did this guyâs dignity as a hero go?
Hasterâs not gonna turn into a character that always plays dumb like this, is heâ¦? Uhh, come to think of it, I feel like Iâve seen bits and pieces of it hiding away in him lately.
After a short while, Bahamut comes back with a worn down face plastered on.
âUeeeh⦠Is this your revenge then?â
âAnyway! Heâs in exactly the condition I wanted him in now, right? Heâs still human, and not a dragon or some otherâ¦â
âDo you think Iâm human?â
ââh?! But youâreâ¦â
When I heard him ask if he was human, âNOâ is the only likely answer I could come to.
But doesnât this progenitor of dragons, right before my eyes, clearly have a human appearance and human thoughts?
Calling him human would be no exaggeration. But if he isnât, then even Iâ¦
âI am fully dragon. I have experience living as a person, but my values, lifespan, and even how I live are now very different from a person. Even this form is simply a [Transformation] into a person.â
âIâm⦠Not aware of having used any magic like that.â
âYou were originally supposed to die. However, she continued healing you. Thanks to her, you could remain in a âHuman form,â while you adapted to your âEternal Youthâ and âImmortalityâ.â
âBut why did his age regress? Could he not stay as he was?â
The question Iâve kept holding in. I tried hitting him with it.
Iâm still confused about his sudden change. About the appearance heâs had since we were married changing.
ââEternal Youthâ and âImmortalityâ fixes a life to the time when it was most actively growing. For males, itâs around 13 to 15. For females itâs a little earlier, around 10 to 13 I suppose.â
âSo thatâs why he was brought back to this age? ⦠In that case thereâs no mistake that Haster has âEternal Youthâ and âImmortality,â right?â
âI guarantee it. If you doubt it, you could always remove his head and check.â
âAs if I could do that.â
âAll right, we have no more business with you, now leave.â
âHey, do you see how your husband is treating me?â
âPlease donât look at me like youâre about to cry. Youâve been purposely agitating him this whole time.â
You reap what you sow. This is the result of letting your individualism run wild. Maybe he lost his ability to read the mood.
Seeing me glare at Bahamutâs his upturned eyes, Haster speaks out in warning.
âYou seem dangerous, so Iâll put this out there right now. âThis girl is mine. Iâm not giving her to anyone.â got it?â
His body that used to be big enough to wrap around me twice has shrunk, and now heâs only big enough to wrap around me about once. Even so, the pressure his gives off is unchanged.
Could this be him wanting to monopolize me? This is a pleasing discovery.
Auu, a completely charmed expression is showing on my face just by thinking about it.
âAah, Iâve totally and completely become his, havenât Iâ¦
When I wrote my dreams for the future as âspend a lazy, decadent, and dirty daily life with a cute wife,â I was called by my homeroom teacher for it. But now look at whatâs happened to me⦠Iâve totally fallen into it.
When he sees me melt, and my expression loosen, Alec breathes out a sigh.
âMaster and Yuuri are totally off in their own little paradise, but⦠I want to ask you one thing. You donât intend on becoming our enemy, right? Youâre not thinking about getting revenge for Fafnir or anything like that at all?â
âIâm sure I mentioned how individualistic we are. Iâm not considering that aaaat all. But I donât want you hurting the little one I suppose? We are basically from the same tribe after all.â
âYig is already family to us.â
âIt relieves me to hear that.â
Taking a moment, the dragon king sips his after meal tea, and lets out a quick breath.
âWell then, thank you for the meal. I never expected there to be a human who would actually feed me carrots.â
âYouâre quite welcome. It looks like I was able to pay you back.â
âNext time Iâll treat you to some dragon cooking.â
âIâll pass. I feel like it would just be some burnt meat or the like.â
âHaha, thatâs certainly not far from the truth.â
Saying that, he stood from his seat, went through the entrance⦠And disappeared.
âIt didnât look like he [Teleported], but he disappeared from our view in an instant.
And then, passing by where Bahamut disappeared, another person came rushing in.