Chapter 23 of 47

Unicorn Invasion

Spirit Animals On Drugs260 words~2 min read

-Greenhaven-

*Unicorns rush into the castle, destroying everything in their path*

Olvan: ATTACK!!!! *Leads an army into battle*

Rollan: *Gets kicked in the face by a unicorn* X_X

Meilin: ROLLANNNN!!!! *Throws a sponge at him*

Rollan: X.x

Conor: *Slices a unicorn's leg* TAKE THAT SISTER!

*Unicorn rears on its hind legs*

Conor: IT'S TOO BOOTIFUL...

Unicorn: *Rams Conor into a wall*

Conor: OOF!

Abeke: *Runs over to help Conor* GET AWAY FROM PATRISHA!

Unicorn: *Spits skittles on her*

Abeke: What is -

Unicorn: *Kicks her*

Abeke: *Unconscious*

Meilin: *Riding a unicorn backwards* AHHHHHHH!

Olvan: *Watches her zoom across the hall* That is the most weirdest thing I've seen in my entire life...

Meilin: *Is sent out to the courtyard*

Keeper: HAVE FUN! *Calls after her*

Unicorn: *Poops jellybeans and ice cream on Olvan's coffee supply*

Olvan: NOOOOO!! STOOOOPPPP!! FILTHY CREATURE! *Slaps*

Unicorn: *Stomps on Olvan's toe*

Olvan: *Cries*

Tarik: WE'RE LOSING!! *Is trapped between 2 unicorns and a wall*

Unicorn 1: *Charges*

Unicorn 2: *Braces*

Tarik: *Jumps over unicorn 1*

Unicorn 2: *Sits on Tarik*

Tarik: *Can't breath, passes out*

Olvan: *Moves away from unicorn* I SURRENDER!

Unicorn Leader: *Flies away on a rainbow*

*All of the unicorns disappear*

Olvan: Thank Tellun that's over.

Meilin: *Falls through the roof, lands on Rollan*

Rollan: Owww..... *Tenses*

Meilin: *Rolls off of him* Sorry pigeon kid.

Keeper: I just sat here that whole time eating pancakes watching everyone fail miserably.

Everyone: *Death stares Keeper*

Keeper: Erm... What? *Nervously smiles*

Olvan: You're dead.

Keeper: Uh oh...

Part 22 coming soon! (5 million light years)

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