Chapter 25 of 47

The Wyrm's Birthday

Spirit Animals On Drugs488 words~3 min read

-Stetriol-

Kovo: *Wrapping presents*

Zerif: OH! That is for....?

Kovo: SHUSH! Don't wanna spoil it, do you?

Zerif: No ;-;

Kovo: *Gives him present* TAKE IT TO SHANE

Zerif: Oke *Takes present to Shane*

Shane: Dis ain't mine

Zerif: I WAS TOLD TO GIVE IT TO YOU

Shane: Oh

Gerathon: *Bursts through wall* OUTTA MAH WAY

Shane and Zerif: O.o?

Gerathon: *Puts present on floor*

Zerif: That wrapping is rubbish, just like you

Gerathon: SHUT UP

-5 minutes later-

Shane: The Wyrm can come in now

Kovo: WE WILL WAIT FOR EM

Shane: .,.

Zerif: What if it doesn't like our presents?

Kovo: Then we're dead

Gerathon: Yeah cuz your presents suck

Zerif: No they don't

Gerathon: SHHHH

*Wyrm comes in*

Wyrm: Hi

Shane, Gerathon, Kovo and Zerif: HIIIIIIIII....

Wyrm: *Looks around*

Kovo: Er... Please take a seat

Wyrm: Ok *sits on chair, looks like a pufferfish*

Zerif: *blurts out* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Shane: *Facepalm*

Kovo: :0 it was meant to be a surprise....!

Gerathon: *Gasps*

Wyrm: Oh thanks

Zerif: *Gives present*

Kovo: *Clears throat, slaps Zerif*

Wyrm: *Opens present, pulls out a puppy* I will name it Smol Bean

Smol Bean: *Licks Wyrm's face*

Zerif: Owo...

Shane: I WANT A PUPPY!

*Gar walks in*

Wyrm: *Eats Smol Bean*

Gar: What... Just happened...?

Zerif and Shane: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gerathon: :O

Kovo: *Gives present*

Wyrm: *Opens it*

Kovo: *Derp*

Wyrm: *Pulls out an avacado*

Kovo: Fre sha va ka do...

Wyrm: Umm

Kovo: Fresh avacado...

Wyrm: Thanks *Puts it to the side*

Kovo: ....

Gerathon: OPEN MINE PLEASE *Gives present*

Wyrm: Ok *Opens up a picture of Gerathon at the beach with sunglasses*

Gerathon: SO YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW EPIC I AM

Wyrm: Oh....

Gerathon: DO YOU LIKE IT?

Wyrm: Ye....

Gerathon: YAY!

Wyrm: *Puts it next to the avacado*

Shane: *Throws present at Wyrm*

Wyrm: *Gets hit in the face*

Shane: Sorry o.o

Wyrm: *Opens, pulls out a note saying: "Do you know da wae?"*

Shane: :D

Wyrm: Thanks

Gar: ...*confused*

Kovo: So how old are you now?

Wyrm: I am 19373619382710474201 years old

Everyone: *Stares* .....

*Cricket Sounds*

Wyrm: Are you-

Shane: Why did you eat Smol Bean?

Wyrm: Are-

Shane: WHY?!

Wyrm: Can I please-

Shane and Zerif: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?

Wyrm: Can you please let me-

Kovo: Okay kids lets go and do some work

Wyrm: I just wanna-

Gerathon: WORK? OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY SUCK, KOVO

Wyrm: Why are you guys so-

Zerif and Shane: *Crying together*

Kovo: *Slaps Gerathon* THE FLOOR NEEDS TO BE CLEANED

Wyrm: Oh my gosh can I just-

Gerathon: YOU NEED TO BE CLEANED

Wyrm: Guys-

Kovo: AND THE TOILET IS CLOGGED CUZ SOMEONE SHAT IN IT

Wyrm: Oh that was me I-

Gerathon and Kovo: *Arguing*

Wyrm and Gar: *Silent*

-10 minutes later-

Shane and Zerif: *Crying*

Kovo and Gerathon: *Arguing*

Wyrm: Hey Gar can-

Gar: *Walks out*

Wyrm: .....

Part 24 coming soon!

R.I.P Smol Bean

SHOW THE WYRM SOME LUV

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