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[You have obtained 100,000 Ironhammer Town (Neutral Dwarf Faction) Reputation points.]
[Congratulations, your Reputation in Ironhammer Town is now Intimate.]
[You have obtained a reward of SP +5.]
[You have obtained a reward of Gold Coins +50.]
Super Trampoline 250 was a very different kind of novelty dungeon, so achieving a first kill there did not assure a Hall of Fame record. On the other hand, it rewarded a whopping 5 SP to each player.
âDamn that Doka, where has he gone?â
Karone ran around angrily, ending up in front of Li Yi. âThe technician who was in charge of cleaning up the factory disappeared off to somewhere. Itâs partly your fault this place ended up like this too, so yâall clean it up, thanks.â
Karone ran off.
âClean?â Fire Ice was confused.
âWe can leave once we find the red casket.â
Li Yi and Fire Ice split up, going in search of the red casket in the room filled with debris.
The Super trampoline 250 Instance Dungeon awarded a red-colored treasure chest upon completion. Thanks to the explosion, the red-colored treasure chest could appear anywhere randomly. Every time players passed this dungeon, they had to spend a long time digging around for it. That was why the players jokingly called it the red casket.
âFound it!â
Fire Ice gave a cheer, pulling the red casket out from under Black Steelâs metallic remains.
âOpen it!â
Fire Ice opened the red casket, and a Virtual Inventory Pane appeared before Li Yiâs eyes.
[Cardiac Pacemaker Model V1 Blueprint]
[Fine Iron Screw x10]
[Bronze Pipe x10]
One gold-colored design drawing, two blue-colored parts, and that was it for the clearing rewards.
âIs that lucky or unlucky?â asked Fire Ice.
âItâs average.â
Li Yi shook his head helplessly and picked up the three items.
The two blue-colored parts were not rare. Intermediate-level Engineers could already craft those by themselves, and the Cardiac Pacemaker Model V1 was not very useful either. Its base success rate was 2%, so even Li Yi, a Legendary Master Engineer, would only fail horribly if he tried to use that save anyone.
It really was no more than a toy. Engineers could make five different types of Cardiac Pacemakers, with Model V1 being the most ineffective and Model V5 being the most effective. Compared to V1, however, Model V5 was a lot less likely to drop.
âCâmon, letâs exit and give it another shot.â
âWe can try it again?â
Li Yi nodded. âYeah. Each entry is 100 Gold Coins, but we get unlimited entries.â
The novelty dungeon Super Trampoline 250 did not have a cooldown period. It reset itself as soon as the players completed it. Each entry cost a fee of 100 Gold Coins, be it for one person or five.
Li Yi did not learn the Cardiac Pacemaker Model V1, because there was no point even if he did learn it. Besides, this thing was still relatively rare right now, so if he put it on auction to trick a couple of people, there would be plenty of willing fish to jump at the bait.
After paying the 100 Gold Coins, the two of them entered the dungeon once more...
Even if no one had tried to block them at the dungeon entrance, the friend summoning tool was still a must-have. It could pull people to them regardless of area, at any time or any place. Regardless of the circumstances, it was still a very vital thing to have.
Fire Ice understood what Li Yi was after as well, so she followed after him obediently and continued to tramp.
The positions of the trampolines in the Super Trampoline 250 Instance Dungeon were not fixed, with several hundred possible permutations. Players had to truly get a grasp of the jumping technique if they wanted to pass safely each and every time.
Thankfully, after the first practice run, the two of them grew visibly better at jumping. They leaped and they bounded, and two hours later, they successfully reached the final boss.
With the orange bowâs special skill, Soul Bind, High Tinker Torqaâs Cardiac Pacemaker Model V5 no longer took effect. He fell in one shot, and there was never any doubt that he would.
The same thing repeated once more. Fire Ice used Hand of Salvation to protect Li Yi, and then Karone ran out, saving Fire Ice...
They found the red casket again, and Fire Ice was tasked with opening it once more. However, the drops left the two of them speechless.
[Cardiac Pacemaker Model V3 Blueprint]
[Fine Iron Ingot x10]
[Bronze Frame x10]
...
âThe summoning tool sure is a rare drop...â Fire Ice felt a headache coming on. They took two hours to clear the dungeon once, so if this went on, anyone would find it hard to keep going.
âWe took more treasure chests this time, thatâs why we got the Cardiac Pacemaker Model V3 Blueprint. Iâm wondering, does that mean that the more treasure chests we take, the better the drops?â
âThat must be it.â
âUrk...â
The more treasure chests one got, the better the clearance reward at the end. This was no secret, and in fact, it was amply clear to anyone with a brain. However, getting more treasure chests was far easier said than done.
âWhy donât we give it another try. This time, weâll try taking more treasure chests.â
âI have to log off now, thereâs a class soon.â Fire Ice looked apologetic.
âOh, in that case, weâll just have to leave it for next time.â
Once he really calmed down and calculated, he realized more than seven hours had passed...
Fire Ice logged off, but Li Yi still could not give up. Just then, he received a mail from Chen Yang, saying that the Little Drunk Cat Guild was now fighting the Southern Continentâs Arthurâs Dynasty Guild.
Arthur suffered a loss, so now his temper was completely out of control. He led his men back to Dragonbone Waste and killed everyone on sight, except for members of the Three Major Guild Alliance. In no time at all, the situation was utter chaos.
âJust keep going at the dungeons, ignore him,â replied Li Yi.
âHe keeps stopping our guys in their tracks. If we donât fight back, what will others think of us?â Chen Yang was slightly perplexed.
âJust trust me. Youâll understand in less than three days.â
âSigh... That d*ckhead, looking at him really pisses me off.â
âWhen have we ever lost to anyone? He wonât stay on his high horse for long.â
âDing!â
Just then, Li Yi received a mail. When he opened and read it, he immediately burst out laughing. It was a threatening letter from Arthur.
âI give you one dayâs time to send that accessory back to me, or youâll suffer the consequences!â
âWhat a bold tone to take. But why should I return it to you?â
Not long ago, Brother Windcloud Nine lost five pieces of equipment to Li Yi, and each one was no worse than Arthurâs accessory. However, even though Brother Windcloud Nine was furious, he never sent Li Yi any threats. âThis Arthur really doesnât have a sense of morality at all, huh.â
âDid you hear me? Send it back ASAP, or Iâll make you pay!â
Arthur sent one threatening message after another, and each of them was basically the same. They all demanded that Li Yi return the accessory as soon as possible, or else.
âSend me 50,000 Gold Coins and Iâll return the accessory toot suite.â
Upon receiving around a dozen emails, Li Yi finally lost his patience somewhat and responded to Arthur.
âFor real?â Arthurâs reply was instantaneous.
Li Yi ignored him.
About 5 minutes later, Li Yi received a mail from Arthur. Inside, there were 50,000 Gold Coins.
âIâve given you the money, now send over the accessory.â
âI said 500,000, are you nuts? You think a Level 60 purple-colored accessory is worth a measly 50,000?â Li Yiâs tone was dripping with contempt.
âYou pig, you tryna play me?â Arthur was furious.
âWhy would I play you? Itâs up to you if you want to buy it. Iâll put the accessory on auction now and sell it for 1,000,000. Letâs see if there are any willing buyers.â
Arthur grew even more infuriated. He sent Li Yi three emails on one go, full of cursing and threats...
Li Yi ignored him completely. Instead, he went to the Guild Channel and began to ask, âWho here is an expert at Super Mario? Tell me now. Thereâll be points and rewards.â
Super Trampoline 250 was harder than he expected. Li Yi could easily kill any monsters, but he really did not have the right tramping skills...
âAlright, Iâll trust you one more time. Dark Wing, youâre a superstar as well, so I believe you wonât cheat me.â
Arthur sent another mail, which Li Yi ignored completely.
A while later, his inbox lit up again. When he opened it, he found 450,000 Gold Coins inside, no more and no less.
âYou should give me the accessory now, right?
âYou pig, reply damnit! Are you giving me that accessory or not? If not, Iâll report you for fraud!
âFine, fine! Superstar of the Eastern Continent, Dark Wing, youâre cheating in broad daylight. Iâll report everything you did to the officials now, just you wait, youâre gonna get banned!
âDark Wing, answer me!â
Arthur was losing his mind. He sent one email after the other, but Li Yi did not reply at all, ignoring him completely.
In the end, Arthur was true to his word. He uploaded he and Li Yiâs chat history to the official site and complained that Li Yi was a cheater.
The Pantheon officials replied quickly. âDear honored player, the other party is anonymous in this conversation with you. As seen in the first rule of in-game trading, anonymous conversations may not be used as evidence. Anonymous trades are performed at oneâs own risk.â
âF*ck that in your f*cking *sshole!â
Arthur went berserk. He launched into an angry tirade on the official site, shared his chat history with Li Yi all across the World Channel, and swore that the Pantheon officials were biased. As a result, he was given an eternal ban from the forum within half an hour. The ID, Arthur, had effectively become useless.
The official forums became slightly heated for a moment thanks to Arthurâs declarations, but most players believed that Arthur had spun this tall tale to defame Dark Wing after he dropped his equipment.
The reason for that belief was simple. Was Dark Wing desperate for money? He could earn several million at the flick of a finger, so why would he bother trying to cheat someone else?
âWake up, man. Even if you wanna lie, you gotta do better than that. 500,000, what a joke! If you said 5,000,000, I might give you some benefit of the doubt, but 500,000? Even I couldnât be bothered.â
âArthur, if you dropped your equipment, just make sure he drops it back for you. After all, youâre still the Southern Continentâs King of First Kills. Arenât you worried about your reputation, trying a stunt like this?â
The tone of the official forums leaned heavily toward Dark Wingâs side, and this infuriated Arthur so much that he lost his mind completely. Since his ID, Arthur, had been banned, he opened an account called Arthur1 to argue with the players. Once Arthur1 was banned, he started Arthur2. Once Arthur2 was banned, he went with Arthur3...
It was true, Li Yi really did not care about 500,000 Gold Coins at all. The sole reason he had for doing this was so that he could tick Arthur off.
It seemed pretty effectively, judging by the results.
Li Yi watched Arthur launch into a flame war with the many players on the forum, secretly ecstatic.
In the game, one could face down ten, a hundred, or even a thousand enemies at once, but was that possible in a forum? If one man waged a flame war against tens of thousands of others, what could he possibly accomplish? He would just become increasingly frustrated.
Besides, why was he taking his temper out on some random bystanders rather than the Pantheon officials or even Li Yi himself?
His aggro had changed targets, but the funny part was that Arthur himself was completely unaware of it.
In Ironhammer Town, more than a thousand members of the Little Drunk Cat Guild had gathered here. At Li Yiâs behest, they all took turns jumping onto the trampoline and showing off their tramping skills.
There were trampolines in Ironhammer Town itself, and players could use them as they pleased. It was just like a playground where players could have fun when they had nothing better to do.
Li Yi observed them carefully from the side. He wanted to find the best tramp of the lot to tramp with him.
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