Texting, Texting and Texting

Zayn's POV

Recent days after the album release were some amazing days of my life. Though I haven't texted that Iris Gal for about a week, since I left Los Angeles.

She appears to be cute

I was bored out of mind so I decided to sing a bit.

"This love is tainted

I need you and I hate it.

You're caught between a dream

And a movie scene

In a way, you know what I mean

When the dark turns to mist,

I just can't resist it

'Cause I'm a fool for you and the things you do

I'm a fool for you and the things, the things you do

The things you do, the things you do"

I was just bored of everything. And singing wasn't effective enough to distract me.

So I decided to text her.

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Me : Hey

Hot Head : Someone's texting me? I think that the somebody who happens to have a misconception that he is cool is texting me which indirectly means that I am cool!

Me : You took 5 lifetimes to write just that?

Slow Typing : Hey!!

Me : Okay, Whatever!

Slow Typing : What do you want Nyaz?

Me : I?

Me : Oh yeah, I was just very very VERY BORED

Boredom : Boredom kills

Me : Lol 'Boredom : Boredom Kills'

Boredom: WDYM?

Me : Justin Beiber

Boredom : ARE YOU GAY?

Me : WHAT? NO!

Gayish : Okay Whatever you say!

Me : So what were you doing?

Gayish : Nothing

Me : How do you do nothing?

Nothing : The act of not really doing anything except breathing and digesting what you ate 2 minutes ago is called doing nothing!

Me : Slow typing :/

Boring Gal : SHUT UP

Boring Gal : Where are you?

Boring Gal : GONE?

Boring Gal : SPEAK UP!

Me : You asked me to shut up, so I did

Dumbo : UGHHHHHH

Me : hahahahhahahahha it feels good to annoy you!

Dumbo : Whatever! What do you wanna do??

Me : What do YOU wanna do? *Smirk*

Dumbo : What? Huh?

Dumbo : EW

Dumbo: DIRTY!

Me : Hahaha let's play something?

Holy Clean : What can we play while chatting??

Me : I have a game

Dumbo : Which one?

Me : I've invented that myself! Just right now. I'll say something I have never done. If you haven't done that either, you'll say 'I love you' or 'I am a peasant, I know'. But you can't keep on saying one of them. You have to speak them alternately

Dumbo : okay, so, you start?

Me : Okay, uh, I've never been to jail

Dumbo : I love you, I don't have any tattoos or piercings except ear piercing

Me : I do, Ha!

Dumbo : Why? :/

Me : So, I didn't have the chance to study in a university!

Dumbo : I had! Ha! I've never sang in front of a crowd consisting of more than a 1000 people! (Haha got you there Nyaz)

Me : I have, HAHAHHAHAHHA

Dumbo : What? How? Why? Where? When?

Me : Poor you! I have never seen a mirror I didn't love!

Dumbo : That sounds familiar.....

Me : XD lol that's a pickup line I got from some ass celebrity

Dumbo : You. Are. Annoying . :/

Me : I love to be

Dumbo : whatever

Me : I know you love me

Dumbo : I don't

Me : You just confessed

Dumbo : NO! That was your dumb sexy game

Dumbo : sassy* wtf

Me : I KNOW I AM SEXY!

Dumbo : Shuddup!

Me : I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

Dumbo : Such a misconception, I pity you.

Me : Awh, I bet you love me and I pity you as you cannot have me!!

She loves me : I gotta go

Me : Escaping from the reality babe?

She loves me but doesn't accept it : No! I have to go. Talk to you later?

Me : Sure Ms. I love you but I am too shy to admit because it will hurt my ego

Poor her : Shut up! Bye

Me : Bye you egoist!

Egoist: I hate you!

Me : Sure sure, whatever you can say to escape reality. Bye!

Egoist : Bye :/

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