Percy said, âchoosing the air-conditioning.â
He and Leo had just searched the museum. Now they were sitting on a bridge that spanned the Kladeos River, their feet dangling over the water as they waited for Frank and Hazel to finish scouting the ruins.
To their left, the Olympic valley shimmered in the afternoon heat. To their right, the visitorsâ lot was crammed with tour buses. Good thing the was moored a hundred feet in the air, because they never wouldâve found parking.
Leo skipped a stone across the river. He wished Hazel and Frank would get back. He felt awkward hanging out with Percy.
For one thing, he wasnât sure what kind of small talk to make with a guy whoâd recently come back from Tartarus.
Doctor Who Percy had been intimidating enough â summoning hurricanes, duelling pirates, killing giants in the Colosseum â¦
Now ⦠well, after what happened in Tartarus, it seemed like Percy had graduated to a totally different level of butt-kickery.
Leo had trouble even thinking of him as part of the same . The two of them had never been at Camp Half-Blood at the same time. Percyâs leather necklace had four beads for four completed summers. Leoâs leather necklace had exactly .
The only thing they had in common was Calypso, and every time Leo thought about he wanted to punch Percy in the face.
Leo kept thinking he should bring it up, just to clear the air, but the timing never seemed right. And, as the days went by, the subject got harder and harder to broach.
âWhat?â Percy asked.
Leo stirred. âWhat, what?â
âYou were staring at me, like, â
âWas I?â Leo tried to muster a joke, or at least a smile, but he couldnât. âUm, sorry.â
Percy gazed at the river. âI suppose we need to talk.â He opened his hand and the stone Leo had skipped flew out of the stream, right into Percyâs palm.
Oh, Leo thought, weâre showing off now?
He considered shooting a column of fire at the nearest tour bus and blowing up the gas tank, but he decided that might be a tad dramatic. âMaybe we talk. But not ââ
âGuys!â Frank stood at the far end of the parking lot, waving at them to come over. Next to him, Hazel sat astride her horse Arion, who had appeared unannounced as soon as theyâd landed.
Saved by the Zhang, Leo thought.
He and Percy jogged over to meet their friends.
âThis place is huge,â Frank reported. âThe ruins stretch from the river to the base of that mountain over there, about half a kilometre.â
âHow far is that in regular measurements?â Percy asked.
Frank rolled his eyes. âThat a regular measurement in Canada and the of the world. Only you Americans ââ
âAbout five or six football fields,â Hazel interceded, feeding Arion a big chunk of gold.
Percy spread his hands. âThatâs all you needed to say.â
âAnyway,â Frank continued, âfrom overhead, I didnât see anything suspicious.â
âNeither did I,â Hazel said. âArion took me on a complete loop around the perimeter. A lot of tourists, but no crazy goddess.â
The big stallion nickered and tossed his head, his neck muscles rippling under his butterscotch coat.
âMan, your horse can cuss.â Percy shook his head. âHe doesnât think much of Olympia.â
For once, Leo agreed with the horse. He didnât like the idea of tromping through fields full of ruins under a blazing sun, shoving his way through hordes of sweaty tourists while searching for a split-personality victory goddess. Besides, Frank had already flown over the whole valley as an eagle. If his sharp eyes hadnât seen anything, maybe there was nothing to see.
On the other hand, Leoâs tool-belt pockets were full of dangerous toys. He would hate to go home without blowing anything up.
âSo we blunder around together,â he said, âand let trouble find us. Itâs always worked before.â
They poked about for a while, avoiding tour groups and ducking from one patch of shade to the next. Not for the first time, Leo was struck by how similar Greece was to his home state of Texas â the low hills, the scrubby trees, the drone of cicadas and the oppressive summer heat. Switch out the ancient columns and ruined temples for cows and barbed wire, and Leo wouldâve felt right at home.
Frank found a tourist pamphlet (seriously, that dude would read the ingredients on a soup can) and gave them a running commentary on what was what.
âThis is the Propylon.â He waved towards a stone path lined with crumbling columns. âOne of the main gates into the Olympic valley.â
âRubble!â said Leo.
âAnd over there ââ Frank pointed to a square foundation that looked like the patio for a Mexican restaurant â âis the Temple of Hera, one of the oldest structures here.â
âMore rubble!â Leo said.
âAnd that round bandstand-looking thing â thatâs the Philipeon, dedicated to Philip of Macedonia.â
âEven rubble! First-rate rubble!â
Hazel, who was still riding Arion, kicked Leo in the arm. âDoesnât impress you?â
Leo glanced up. Her curly gold-brown hair and golden eyes matched her helmet and sword so well she mightâve been engineered from Imperial gold. Leo doubted Hazel would consider that a compliment, but, as far as humans went, Hazel was first-rate craftsmanship.
Leo remembered their trip together through the House of Hades. Hazel had led him through that creepy maze of illusions. Sheâd made the sorceress Pasiphaë disappear through an imaginary hole in the floor. Sheâd battled the giant Clytius while Leo choked in the giantâs cloud of darkness. Sheâd cut the chains binding the Doors of Death. Meanwhile Leo had done ⦠well, pretty much nothing.
He wasnât infatuated with Hazel any more. His heart was far away on the island of Ogygia. Still, Hazel Levesque impressed him â even when she sitting atop a scary immortal supersonic horse who cussed like a sailor.
He didnât say any of this, but Hazel must have picked up on his thoughts. She looked away, flustered.
Happily oblivious, Frank continued his guided tour. âAnd over there ⦠oh.â He glanced at Percy. âUh, that semicircular depression in the hill, with the niches ⦠thatâs a nymphaeum, built in Roman times.â
Percyâs face turned the colour of limeade. âHereâs an idea: letâs not go there.â
Leo had heard all about his near-death experience in the nymphaeum in Rome with Jason and Piper. âI love that idea.â
They kept walking.
Once in a while, Leoâs hands drifted to his tool belt. Ever since the Kerkopes had stolen it in Bologna, he was scared he might get belt-jacked again, though he doubted any monster was as good at thievery as those dwarfs. He wondered how the little crud monkeys were doing in New York. He hoped they were still having fun harassing Romans, stealing lots of shiny zippers and causing legionnairesâ trousers to fall down.
âThis is the Pelopion,â Frank said, pointing to another fascinating pile of stones.
âCome on, Zhang,â Leo said. â
isnât even a word. What was it â a sacred spot for ?â
Frank looked offended. âItâs the burial site of Pelops. This whole part of Greece, the Peloponnese, was named after him.â
Leo resisted the urge to throw a grenade in Frankâs face. âI suppose I should know who Pelops was?â
âHe was a prince, won his wife in a chariot race. Supposedly he started the Olympic games in honour of that.â
Hazel sniffed. âHow romantic. âNice wife you have, Prince Pelops.â âThanks. I won her in a chariot race.â â
Leo didnât see how any of this was helping them find the victory goddess. At the moment, the only victory he wanted was to vanquish an ice-cold drink and maybe some nachos.
Still ⦠the further they got into the ruins, the more uneasy he felt. He flashed back to one of his earliest memories â his babysitter TÃa Callida, a.k.a. Hera, encouraging him to prod a poisonous snake with a stick when he was four years old. The psycho goddess told him it was good training for being a hero, and maybe sheâd been right. These days Leo spent most of his time poking around until he found trouble.
He scanned the crowds of tourists, wondering if they were regular mortals or monsters in disguise, like those whoâd chased them in Rome. Every so often he thought he saw a familiar face â his bully cousin, Raphael; his mean third-grade teacher, Mr Borquin; his abusive foster mom, Teresa â all kinds of people who had treated Leo like dirt.
Probably he just imagined their faces, but it made him edgy. He remembered how the goddess Nemesis had appeared as his Aunt Rosa, the person Leo most resented and wanted revenge on. He wondered if Nemesis was around here somewhere, watching to see what Leo would do. He still wasnât sure heâd paid his debt to that goddess. He suspected she wanted more suffering from him. Maybe today was the day.
They stopped at some wide steps leading to another ruined building â the Temple of Zeus, according to Frank.
âUsed to be a huge gold-and-ivory statue of Zeus inside,â Zhang said. âOne of the seven wonders of the ancient world. Made by the same dude who did the Athena Parthenos.â
âPlease tell me we donât have to find it,â Percy said. âIâve had enough huge magic statues for one trip.â
âAgreed.â Hazel patted Arionâs flank, as the stallion was acting skittish.
Leo felt like whinnying and stomping his hooves, too. He was hot and agitated and hungry. He felt like theyâd prodded the poisonous snake about as much as they could and the snake was about strike back. He wanted to call it a day and return to the ship before that happened.
Unfortunately, when Frank mentioned and , Leoâs brain had made a connection. Against his better judgement, he shared it.
âHey, Percy,â he said, âremember that statue of Nike in the museum? The one that was all in pieces?â
âYeah?â
âDidnât it used to stand , at the Temple of Zeus? Feel free to tell me Iâm wrong. Iâd love to be wrong.â
Percyâs hand went to his pocket. He slipped out his pen, Riptide. âYouâre right. So if Nike was anywhere ⦠this would be a good spot.â
Frank scanned their surroundings. âI donât see anything.â
âWhat if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?â Percy wondered. âWould that make Nike mad enough to show up?â
Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else â a stupid sense of humour. âYeah, I bet that would be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!â
Hazel rolled her eyes. âYouâre both impossible.â
Behind Leo, a thunderous voice shook the ruins: âYOU WILL DIE NOW!â
Leo almost jumped out of his tool belt. He turned ⦠and mentally kicked himself. He just to invoke Adidas, the goddess of off-brand shoes.
Towering over him in a golden chariot, with a spear aimed at his heart, was the goddess Nike.
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