The date

I got up at 2:00 am, and started rummaging through my closet to find the fanciest clothes I had. I finally settled on a blinding (and I mean literally so neon it is blinding) red suit. I styled my hair and went out the door. I was supposed to meet her 30 minutes from now, but the place she wants to meet is 20 minutes away, so I would only have to wait for 10 minutes, but since there is mild traffic, maybe 6. And so I got in my car in which I painted red on behalf of Peppa, and started speeding and getting chased by the police, like always 😒. Though it wasn't as scary or painful today, for I was thinking of Peppa the whole time, I may have even went extra fast. I finally arrived at the place she wanted to meet me, it was a nicely lit restaurant (in which was vegan, so no bacon :D) I decided to order some water, and a salad since I was on a diet. Peppa came shortly after in a dark red dress with some brown at the bottom. She looked otherworldly, to amazing for my mortal eyes. We ate, chatting every five seconds and had a great time.

"Do you like green?" I asked

"Ew no 💀" she said in high pitched voice of godliness

"Same!"

After the dinner she showed me how fun it is to jump in muddy puddles, I hate getting dirty, but if it was for Peppa I would roll in an ocean of mud. I had fun, and even though my clothes were ruined my smile was not.

After I while I decided it was time to ask her. I mustered up enough courage and,

"Peppa, will you marry me?"