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The Sharma household was never quiet especially with a hyperactive six-year-old, a dramatic dad, and a papa who had the attention span of a golden retriever when it came to his husband.
Rohit : Viratttt, I want coffee.
*Rohit whined, dragging his feet into the kitchen like a lost puppy*
Virat, standing by the kitchen counter, rolled his eyes.
Virat : Toh bana lo, CEO sahab. Office chalane ke liye dimaag hai, coffee machine chalane ke liye nahi?
Rohit smirked, wrapping his arms around Virat from behind.
Virat : Par tumse banvane ka alag hi maza hai, jaaneman.
Virat : Jaaneman tere m-
*Virat turned around, only to be interrupted by a tiny figure who ran between them, laughing*
Ishan Sharma. Their six-year-old menace.
Ishan : Papa, dadaa! Mera breakfast?
Ishan jumped onto a chair, swinging his legs.
Virat : Ban raha hai, beta
Virat replied, ruffling his sonâs hair.
Rohit : Mere baal kabhi nahi bigaadta, ishu ke baal har time touch karte ho!!
Ishan, smirked at his dad :
Dada loves me more.
Rohit : Betrayal!
Virat just smirked, sipping his coffee.
Virat : Sach kadwa hota hai, CEO ji.
Virat : chalo drama band karo ishu ko time pe school bhejna hai last week 3 baar iske class teacher ka call aa chuka.
Rohit : 3 baar?! Main toh bol raha hai tu jab se tu ptm se gya uski gandi nazar hai tumpe block karo usko-
Ishu : Papa!!
Ishan : Mujhe aapse ek IMPORTANT baat karni hai!â
Rohit : Haan, bolo
Rohit squatted down to his level.
Ishan : Kal school mein special guest aa raha hai!!
Virat*raised an eyebrow*:Â Oho? Kaun?
Ishu, grinned way too widely:Â SHUBMAN!
Rohit *frowned*:Woh cute wala padosi ladka?â
Ishan : Haan! Mera best friend.
Virat : Aur?
Ishu *beamed*: Aur future husband bhi!
SILENCE.
Rohit.exe has stopped functioning.
Virat? Cackling.
Rohit : BETA KYA?!?
Rohit grabbed Ishuâs tiny shoulders.
Rohit : Tu 6 SAAL KA HAI!!!
Ishan : Toh?
Ishan *blinked*: Love doesnât see age, papa.
Rohit : YE KAHAAN SEEKHA?!
Rohit almost fainted.
Virat was having the time of his life.
Virat : Oh beta, yeh toh bahut interesting ho gaya. Matlab tujhe competition mil gaya, Rohit.
Rohit : Competition?!
Rohit : Kiska?
Virat :Shubman ka. Woh Ishu ka dil jeetne aaraha hai.
Rohit stood up dramatically.
Rohit : MERI PATNI KA DIL JEETNE KA HAK SIRF MUJHE HAI!
Ishu *frowned*:Papa, dada ko impress nahi karna, mujhe karna hai.
Rohit : Oh. Accha hai.
.........
Rohit : WAIT, YEH BHI ACCHA NAHI HAI!!!
Ishu *giggled* : Shubman said he will impress my parents so that he can marry me.
Virat *chuckled*: Ohoho, Rohit, ab tu sasurji banne wala hai.
Rohit : Sasurji mere...!
Rohit, gritted his teeth :Mujhe usse baat karni padegi.
Virat :Â tujhe pehli baar koi tera asli takkar ka competitor mila hai.
Rohit : Agar woh mujhe impress karne ki koshish karega toh�
Virat : Mujhe toh woh already pasand hai.
Rohit clutched his heart.
Rohit : Mera hi ghar, mera hi beta, meri hi patni SAB MERA VISHWAAS TOD RAHE HAIN!!!
Ishu : Dada, papa jatlous ho gaye.
Virat : *patted his head* Aur yeh mujhe dekhne ka bada maza aayega
NEXT DAY
The Sharma household was unusually quiet. Too quiet.
ROHIT : Why is it so peaceful? Whereâs Ishu?
Virat, smirked, sipping his coffee : Tera future damaad aaya hai.
Rohit : WHAT?!
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Ding-dong!
Ishu sprinted to the door like a superhero. âSHUBBIIII!â
The door swung open, revealing a tiny 7-year-old Shubman Gill. Dressed neatly, a confident grin on his face. Ek dum hero entry.
Shubman stepped inside like he owned the place.
He had one mission.
Impressing his sasurji and sasuma.
Virat :Oh, so this is the future groom?
Shubman : Yes, Dada.
Virat smirked : Confidence pasand aaya.
Rohit? Glaring.
Rohit : Mujhe nahi pasand aaya.
Ishu : Papa jatlous ho gaye.
Shubman : jealous hota hai ishu.
Rohit : Main kyun jealous honga? Ek 7 saal ka baccha kya hi karega?
Shubman stepped forward.
Shubman : Main impress karunga, Papa.
Rohit flinched. Papa?!
Virat, BURST out laughing :Â ACCEPTANCE MIL GAYA BETA! Tu ab officially sasurji hai.
Rohit : CALL ME ROHIT UNCLE,
Shubman, smiling sweetly: Lekin aap mere sasurji ho.
Rohit,clenched his fists :Dekho bacche, abhi toh tu pyaara lag raha hai, par main door dhakel ke nikal bhi sakta hoon.
Shubman? Unbothered. He turned to Virat.
Shubman : Dada, aapko kaise impress kar sakta hoon?
Virat tapped his chin, playing along.
Virat :Hmm. Mujhe pasand hai jo log clean and organised hote hain.
Shubman nodded like a businessman.
Shubman :Noted, Dada.
Then he turned to Rohit.
Shubman : Aur aap, Papa?
Rohit, crossed his arms: Main impressed nahi hota.
Shubman,smirked :Challenge accepted.
Virat*snorted*:Mujhe yeh baccha pasand aa raha hai.
Rohit, narrowed his eyes : TU KISKI SIDE PE HAI?!
Ishu : Papa, aapko Shubi ko test lena chahiye.
Rohit smirked. : Theek hai. He folded his arms.
Rohit :Test hoga.
Shubman stood straight like a soldier.
Shubman : Tayyar hoon, Papa.
TEST 1: MANNERS
Rohit: Agar Ishu kisi aur ke saath baith raha ho, toh kya karoge?
Shubman: Unko politely bolunga ki yeh jagah booked hai.
Virat: Acha baccha hai.
Rohit: Nahi, galat jawab! Usko uthake bhagaoge!
Virat: ROHIT!
Shubman: Theek hai, Papa. Bhaga dunga.
Rohit: âSahi beta!â
Virat: Yeh kya logic hai?!
TEST 2: FOOD PREFERENCES
Rohit: Ishu ko kya pasand hai?
Shubman: Aloo ke paranthe, ice cream, aur dada ke haath ka pasta.
Virat*beamed*:Awww, yeh toh sahi jawab hai!
Rohit: Aur mere haath ka kya?
Shubman paused.
Shubman: â¦Papa, aap cooking karte ho?
Ishu,choked on air :HAHAHA SHUBI, TU MARA!
Virat? Laughing like a villain.
Rohit? SCANDALISED.
Rohit : Bacche, tu toh majak uda raha hai
Shubman, innocently: Nahi Papa, bas surprise ho gaya tha.
Rohit: Nikal jaa mere ghar se!
Virat: ROHIT?!
TEST 3: JEALOUSY
Rohit*smirked*: Agar Ishu kisi aur ke saath khel raha ho, toh kya karoge?
Shubman? Serious expression.
Shubman: Koi aur? Ishu ke saath? Main unse poochunga ki kya unko problem pasand hai?
Virat :Baccha possessive hai.
Rohit :Â Acha hai, mujhe pasand aaya.â
Virat: YEH KAISE TESTS HAIN?
FINAL VERDICT
Rohit: Tu pass ho gaya.
Shubman grinned : Matlab main Ishu se shaadi kar sakta hoon?
Rohit: â¦Nahi.
Virat: â¦Rohit?
Rohit: : Bas test pass kiya hai, licence nahi mila!
Shubman : Papa, main aapko impress karke rahunga.
Rohit, crossed his arms : Try kar lo, beta.
Ishu : Papa vs. Shubiii! Yeh toh mazedar hoga!
Virat : Ek taraf Sasurji ka ego. Dusri taraf Pyaar ka junoon.
Rohit, rolled his eyes : Is ghar mein sirf mujhe respect nahi milti!
Shubman : Meri respect toh hai, Papa.
Rohit: â¦Get out.
Virat and Ishu? Laughing their heads off.
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Heiii!!! I just wanted to say sorry for the late update.
My exams are near, so Iâll be a bit busy with studies.
âInnocent Heartsâ updates might be a little late, but I promise Iâll be back soon!!
Thank you for your support. Love you all!!! â( Ë̶Íâ¡ ËÌ¶Í )â
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