Chapter 71 - 71 071 Savage Miss_1

Chapter 71: 071 Savage Miss_1 Chapter 71: 071 Savage Miss_1 Qin Yutong admitted defeat. “Fine, this one then!”

She grabbed the underwear and trudged drearily into the cramped shower.

Qin Yutong could swear she had never showered in such a cramped place in her life!

“Son, let mommy help you scrub your back first!” Lin Xiangwan hollered from outside, about to push the bathroom door open.

“No…” Qin Yutong quickly closed the slat door with a ‘bang’, not letting her mother in!

“What’s wrong?” Being shut out, her mother’s mood soured.

“I… I am grown up, it’s not appropriate for mom to see me when I’m showering!”

“You’re just five years old!” Her son was already keeping her at a distance!

“Mum, I can wash myself!”

“Really, are you sure you don’t need mommy’s help?”

“I’m sure!”

“Alright then…” Lin Xiangwan, disappointed, retreated.

Inside, Qin Yutong quietly listened to mom’s footsteps outside. She could imagine her mom must feel upset, right?

Her curly eyelashes languished, she actually wished her mom could bathe her.

But if her mom saw her, all their plans would be ruined!

So, for now, she’d have to make her mom upset while feeling upset herself!

……

“Woof… woof… woof…woof woof…”

The black Blair stood menacingly at the entrance of the main house, glaring at the ‘Qin Yutong’ who was trying to enter.

“Hey… Don’t you recognize me? It’s me, Tongtong!” ‘Qin Yutong’ tried to compose herself, though she was in fact trembling as she introduced herself.

The large Rottweiler continued to stare back fiercely. “Woof woof…”

Lin Haoran felt cold sweat trickling down, damn… Qin Yutong, this bastard, claimed the identity swap would be easy. Why didn’t she tell him she had such a big dog?!

If he had known she had this fierce companion, he would never have agreed to the swap.

I hope the new-found fatherhood doesn’t end up costing his life!

“Blair probably doesn’t remember you!” The Butler, Grandma Wang, grabbed Blair, gently stroking its head. “Blair, don’t you remember? She’s Miss Tongtong!”

With the dog restrained, Lin Haoran quickly regained his courage, speaking even more menacingly than before. “Blair, if you dare to bark at me again, I’m going to slaughter you and cook you!”

“Um…” Attacked with such intensity, Blair started whimpering.

Ah~~ So this creature with a huge head and fierce appearance is actually a scaredy-cat, well then, he isn’t afraid anymore!

“Stupid dog, if you play it smart, you can lead a good life; otherwise… hmpf hmpf, you better watch out!” Lin Haoran went on threatening.

Butler Wang stared oddly at the miniature miss. “Miss Tongtong used to love Blair the most, why is she suddenly so abusive towards him?”

Lin Haoran remained unaffected. “It was behaving well before, so of course I would be nice to it. But now that it dared to bite me, I need to show it who’s boss!”

“Woof woof…” The Rottweiler made another docile sound.

When Lin Haoran walked into the huge house, he was instantly stunned. Is this… his home?

Isn’t this more like a mall?

Why is it so large?

The hall on the ground floor is more than ten times the size of his own home? He couldn’t exactly figure out how many times larger it was, but it was as spacious as a mall, certainly big enough to play football in.

And the ceiling was so high, he could even play basketball inside!

“Wow…” He couldn’t help but exclaim in admiration, launching himself onto the sofa and rolling back and forth amidst its leather cushions. “So comfortable, so huge, so luxurious, I love this place…”

Butler Wang watched in astonishment as the miniscule miss, dressed in Chanel and her hair done up like a princess, acted like a wild child. “Miss Tongtong, what’s gotten into you?”

Lin Haoran bounced on the couch to make himself bounce off, really getting into it. “What’s up now? Grandma Wang, I’m hungry, is there anything good to eat?”

“Of course, the chef has prepared steaks and fruit salads, Miss Tongtong’s favorites!”

Hearing the word ‘steak’, Lin Haoran frowned immediately. “What’s good about steak? It’s not as tasty as spare ribs. I want to eat sweet and sour ribs, they’re delicious! As for the fruit salad… I could just about stand that!”

“Ah?” Butler Wang stood speechless. “Miss, since when did you start liking pork?”

Lin Haoran didn’t care about keeping up ‘pretense’, responding purely from his own preferences. “That was then, from now on, I don’t like steak, I only love ribs, and I also love roast meat, BBQ…”

“Ah? Miss Tongtong, didn’t you always hate BBQ, and the greasy smoke?”

“As I said, starting today, I like it!” Lin Haoran clutched his belly, mimicking a very hungry look. “Whatever food is available now, get it quickly. I’m starving!”

“Miss Tongtong, don’t use the word ‘die’, it’s bad luck!” Butler Wang nervously corrected him.

Lin Haoran shrugged it off, “What’s unlucky about that? Doesn’t everyone talk like this nowadays? Starving to death, dying of thirst, dead tired, crying to death, madly in love, dead hateful, don’t want to live, want to die…”

“Tsk tsk tsk… young ancestor, don’t scare me, the old lady mustn’t hear such talk, or she’ll get mad!”

Lin Haoran paused, eagerly and nervously looking around. “Is Granny here? Where is she?”

“Your granny is sleeping, she hasn’t woken up yet!”

“She’s sleeping at this time? Is she sleeping late or sleeping early?” Lin Haoran asked, unable to understand.

“When people get old, they sleep more!” Butler Wang explained.

“Oh…”

Lin Haoran nodded wisely, then happily ran around the hall.

The heels of the princess shoes tapped against the smooth floor creating a string of ‘tap tap tap’ sounds, particularly crisp, and also particularly noisy.

Especially because Lin Haoran found it uncomfortable, he quickly took off the tiny silver shoes and rudely tossed them aside.

Then, still wearing his pink socks, he continued to run around the place!

“Hey, hey, hey… What’s going on? Why has Tongtong suddenly turned into a little wild person? So crude, so rude!” Qin family’s daughter-in-law, Xu Feng’e was taken aback, unable to accept what she was seeing, she exclaimed.

Lin Haoran turned at the sound of her voice, seeing an extremely dramatic granny. This must be the bad granny her sister had mentioned, always picking on her. “Just because of this, I’m rude? Wild? You’ve lived for so many years and this is all the experience you’ve got?”

Xu Feng’e immediately darkened her face. “You are indeed an ill-mannered wild child!”