About Me: Face reveal? Lol

Hi guys! 🥰

I'm in the middle of another stressful round of mocks, sweating and swearing my life away, and I've just noticed that this book reached 100K views!

I'm absolutely astounded at the support I have received and I am extremely grateful for everyone who has bothered to read TPK, let alone comment and vote!

(Shoutout to my children lonelyastrophile  and Thats-the-tea-bitch who have been my rock since day one!)

Sooo, as a special gift (if I dare call it that lol) I've decided to do a quick 'Get to know me' and then...post a picture of myself *grins awkwardly*

This is the weirdest thing I've even written lol

Zodiac Sign?

I am a cancer- a giant crab. It's cool, I don't particularly read horoscopes but I do remember that when I first found out, I believed that I would get cancer? I was an idiot ik, but yOlo

Three fears?

I'm super scared of heights, once (age:12) I went up a Ferris wheel and I started crying; got into a huge mood. I was a very sad child because I was scared out of my freaking mind.

Never again.

I'm also quite scared of drowning; watching Titanic horrified me so much lol. I remember getting on a ferry a few months after and legit crying until we got off.

My final fear is very large dogs; my ex-friend used to have a giant dog who jumped up at you and knocked you down. One day, he knocked me down too harshly and I banged my head on the floor so- now when a dog jumps up at me- I'm so scared lol.

How tall am I?

I am an average bean with tiny hands. It's really weird. I think I'm around 5"4? I think that's around average height? I don't even know

Favourite colour?

When I was only a small sprout, my favourite colour was a very specific shade of pink-

I loved it on almost everything- apart from clothes. But, nowadays, my favourite colours are green and yellow.

Wow...this is so interesting *snore*

Favourite food?

My favourite meal is Egg Fried Rice but, if we're talking about individual items, I'd have to say peaches. Mum buys tins of peaches for desert and they are sooo good!

Meaning behind my username?

I don't really know lol

I'm from England, as some of you may know, so I decided to make that fact really obnoxious by sticking to the stereotypes. (Psssst. I don't even like tea 😂☺️)

Favourite movie and quote?

My favourite movie is 'Shawshank Redemption'- it's absolutely beautiful yet emotional yet gritty at the same time. Netflix have removed it which makes me mad but it's okay, I can recite almost every scene by now lol. It holds some of my favourite quotes- perhaps my two most favourite.

[spoiler alert?]

One is- "Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shít and came out clean on the other side"

And the other is- "I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry."

Favourite song/band

I have so many favourite songs lol, music is basically what keeps me going in life. I think 'Idle town' by Conan Gray, 'No one knows me like the piano' by Sampha and 'Spring Day' by BTS are my most most favourite though. My favourite band has and, probably always will be, Kodaline. They were the first album I ever downloaded and they are so amazing.

Hair and eye colour?

My hair is a massive muddle of colours and shades. It's, primarily, a mix between blonde and brown but there's a little bit of ginger thrown in there too. My eyes are a relatively boring dark brown but, when I get angry or sad, I'm told they look almost black?

[IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK ME, PLEASE DO 🥰]

I'm sure that I haven't covered them all, and mine are quite boring anyway lol. I'll try to answer as quickly as possible :)

Okay

So

Here

We

Go

*cough*

No joke this is terrifying lol

Okay, so here are a few pictures taken over the last week so you can see my tiny hands and spotty face (plus a bonus picture of me crying when I was twelve on the Ferris wheel 😂)

Please be kind to me

Tiny hands ^

Smiley face ^

Awkward laugh ^

^ 12 year old panic lol (you can kinda see the hair colour better here 🥳)

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This is awful but I hope you like it, remember to leave any questions and I'm so thankful to you for reading this pile of hot rubbish.

Have a great day/night,

El x