Chapter 284: Women don’t move their hands, they move their mouth

Translator: Misty Cloud Translations Editor: Misty Cloud Translations

Sima You Yue was hopping mad when Wu Lingyu whispered into her ear and bit it too. However, she could not defeat him and only rage in her heart.

“Ah-”

When Wu Lingyu saw Sima You Yue lowering her head and biting him, his eyes shone with glee.

“Little Brother, a gentleman only speaks and doesn’t act. How could you bite me!”

He slanted his body a bit, and happened to reveal the scene of Sima You Yue biting him in front of everyone.

“I’m not seeing things, right?” Sima You Yang rubbed his eyes with a face of disbelief.

“You Yue will actually bite a person…” Sima You Qing was stunned as well.

The Sima Clansman refused to believe that they were watching this. Sima You Yue was a perverse unparalleled existence to then, but she could not beat Wu Lingyu and actually bit him.

At the same time, everyone was really curious as to what happened to make the grievance so great that she would be driven mad and act right upon meeting him.

Old Man Devil was also looking over with puzzlement. However, he was surprised that Wu Lingyu would be willing to let Sima You Yue get close to him. Sima You Yue even bit him, but he wasn’t angry at all.

“This kid, he isn’t even that chummy with me, his Master!” He sour tone revealed his current mood.

Sima You Lin looked at the two with furrowed eyebrows.

Sima You Yang took out his fan, took it out and fanned himself, saying, “It’s so rare to see You Yue like this!”

Old Man Devil returned his attention to the food after he ascertained that nothing would happen to the two of them.

“Oh, the brat was right. His dishes today taste better than the ones yesterday.”

“Grandfather Devil, You Yue’s talent isn’t all bluster. You took him as your disciple and his talent speaks for itself. Your future days for your tastebuds will be blessed!” Sima You Ran sat opposite Old Man Devil and said.

“Not bad, not bad.” Old Man Devil was very pleased to have found such an obedient disciple. He put in a lot of effort into making these things.

Bei Gong Tang finished cooking the dishes and placed them on the table. Old Man Devil took a bite and said, “Its taste is slightly worse than You Yue’s, but it’s much better than ones made by others.”

“Thank you Grandfather Devil for your praise.” Bei Gong Tang smiled as she went on to cook the remaining dishes.

By the time Sima You Yue and Wu Lingyu came back, Old man Devil had almost finished eating.

“Master, you didn’t say that he was your disciple.” She started to complain when she sat down beside him.

Old Man Devil took out a toothpick and put it in his mouth, asking, “Does it have any relation to this?”

“A very big relation.” Sima You Yue was extremely depressed, “I have beef with him, so to become his fellow disciple really will suffocate me and hurt my heart!”

“Then you should let it out on him!” Old Man Devil didn’t mind at all.

“But I can’t beat him.” Sima You Yue complained.

“You can poison him.” Old Man Devil said.

“He said that normal poisons won’t poison him because you often make him this and that.” Sima You Yue said.

“That’s true, I’ve tempered this guy to being immune to close to a hundred poisons.” Old Man Devil nodded, “Then you can concoct a poison that isn’t normal.”

“I still don’t have the capability.”

“No problem, you can learn from me.” Old Man Mo said satisfactorily, “I promise that you will be able to poison him in the future.”

“But that’s only in the future.” Sima You Yue said, “My heart feels terrible now.”

“Then just bite him.” Old Man Devil said, “Damn brat, come here!”

Wu Lingyu walked over, saying, “Old man, what do you want?”

He wasn’t deaf, so he naturally heard the terrible idea that Old Man Devil had given Sima You Yue.

“Let your younger disciple brother bite you one time.” Old Man Devil said.

“Master, you’ve only known younger brother for two days, why are you so biased?” There was no way Wu Lingyu would go over. Seeing Sima You Yue’s little pouty face, he said, “He already bit me once, but he hasn’t cooled down yet!”

As he spoke, he pulled up his sleeve and two rows of teeth marks appeared in front of everyone.

Sima You Yue was plenty malicious. Those teeth marks were deep into the flesh and there was fresh blood oozing out.

“Whoa, You Yue, you’re still the best. You just met but you already drew blood, not bad, not bad!” Old Man Devil smiled and patted Sima You Yue on the shoulder when he saw the teeth marks on Wu Lingyu’s arm.

“I didn’t even bite off a piece of his flesh!” Sima You Yue was still dissatisfied with her work.

“Sigh, I still prepared a greeting gift because it was the first time I met my fellow disciple. Now look at you. I don’t think you want it.” Wu Lingyu sighed.

“If it’s a treasure, I want it. If not, then I don’t.” Sima You Yue said, “Let me see it first before I decide if I want it or not.”

“But you’re still angry at me!” Wu Lingyu said.

Sima You Yue glared at him, saying, “If your gift is just something random, then I don’t want it. If its quality is not good enough then we’ll continue! Hand it over.”

Wu Lingyu smiled as he took out a box. He threw it over to Sima You Yue who caught it and opened it up. Inside it was a lightweight purple garment.

“Whoa whoa whoa, you actually want to give him the Divine Cicada Robe!” Sima You Yue hadn’t spoken before Old Man Devil cried out.

“Master, what is this?” Sima You Yue asked when she saw that he was so agitated.

“This is a Divine Artifact. At that time, I wanted him to give it to me so that I could gift it to a friend’s granddaughter, but he absolutely refused to give it to me. He didn’t give me any face at all. He actually gave it to you now, it really wounds my heart.” Old man Devil started to complain very seriously.

“Divine Artifact?!” Sima You Yue took out the robe and examined it. It just looked like an ordinary robe which really did resemble a slender, silvery white fish.

“I heard someone say before that huge sects had fought over this Divine Cicada Robe before and that it can be auctioned for a very high price. It’s truly a treasure.” Bei Gong Tang said.

“Since Bei Gong said that this is a treasure, then it must be a treasure. Fine then, I’ll force myself to accept this gift. This gift can be considered to pass.” Sima You Yue said as she kept it away.

Divine Artifacts were rare, taking one meant that there was one less.

“Since you’ve accepted my gift, you can’t bite me anymore.” Wu Lingyu said with a smile.

“Hmph hmph.” Sima You Yue ignored him.

“Disciple, is my master greeting gift ready or not!” Old Man Devil asked.

“Of course it is!” Sima You Yue said.

“What is it?”

Old Man Devil was really excited. It had been a long time since somebody had gifted him something.

Of course, he didn’t count those who were asking something from him in return.

Sima You Yue stood up, walked behind Bei Gong Tang and said to Old Man Devil, “Master, what do you think about Bei Gong Tang?”

“Not bad, what’s up?”

“Right now, everything you buy is one for one! Since you’ve taken in a disciple, you get one for free, so take in Bei Gong Tang as well!” Sima You Yue said with a smile.

“What? You want me to take in a disciple?” Old Man Devil never thought that Sima You Yue would have these thoughts and directly shook his head in refusal, “No way no way, I don’t want to take in to many disciples. It’s enough for me to play around with you two.”