Chapter 316 - The Valiant You Lan
Insanely Pampered Wife: Divine Doctor Fifth Young Miss
Translator: Misty Cloud Translations Editor: Misty Cloud Translations
Although Sima You Lan appeared relatively small, the amount of explosive energy she possessed was scary because of her spirit beast bloodline.
When that Li Clansman saw that his opponent was the female of the Sima Clan, he said with a smile, âYou just have to greet me nicely as your older brother and beg me to let you off today. Otherwise, I wonât relent just because youâre a female!â
Sima You Lan snorted coldly, âYou should kneel down and greet me nicely as your Great Aunt and beg me to let you off. Otherwise, donât blame me for beating you into a pig head until your own parents wonât recognise you.â
âHahaha-â
Those on stage heard their exchange and immediately burst out laughing. The Li Clansmanâs expression immediately turned black, retorting, âEven if you wanted me to let you off, itâs impossible now. Unless youâre willing to become my maid and pour me a cup of tea.â
If someone from the Sima Clan became the servant of a Li clansman, it would disgrace the entire clan!
âNoisy!â Sima You Lan stretched forth a hand and plugged her ears. Then shot out a burst of spirit power and attacked the opponent!
âSpirit Saint!â
Everyone who was watching the competition was stunned.
âImpossible!â That Li clansman was immediately sent flying and looked at Sima You Lan in disbelief.
Sima You Lan released her Spirit Saint aura to suppress him and rendered him paralysed. After that, she charged over and sent a fist flying over. While punching him, she even pulled his chin downwards, so that he couldnât plead for surrender even if he wanted to.
âPeng-â
She clenched her hand into a fist and battered fist upon fist on his body. Due to her spirit beast bloodline, she had the strength of a spirit beast. Every punch was like the weight of a small mountain.
That person could not speak, and could only wail with his mouth open.
Sima You Yueâs eyes turned into crescents and her smile was bright.
âYou Lan, that tiny girl, is always so quiet and calm. Sheâs completely flipped 180 degrees!â She saw that the Li clansmanâs eyes were begging for forgiveness, but the referee on stage did not halt the battle because he did not voice out his surrender.
âI couldnât tell, but sheâs pretty two faced. She first dislocated his lower jaw so that he wouldnât be able to beg for surrender!â Fatty Qu beamed as well.
âNot bad.â Bei Gong Tang voiced her approval as well.
On stage, Sima You Lan was either kicking or punching. She was even beating his face up specifically. His features now looked completely different. His nose was broken and his lips were swollen like sausages. His eyes and face were completely green and purple.
âEnough! Stop fighting!â The other clansmen off stage started to yell.
Sima You Lan stopped for a moment and cast a glance downstage, saying, âBut he hasnât admitted his defeat yet!â
After speaking, she gave him a kick and kicked him to the side of the elevated stage. He was faced outwards, and happened to come face to face with his Li clansmen.
âReferee, if he doesnât admit his defeat, does it count as my win?â She looked to the referee and asked.
âNo.â The referee said, âOnly if he admits defeat, goes unconscious or is beaten off the stage. Only in these cases will it be counted as your victory.â
âOh.â Sima You Lan nodded her head with understanding. In front of all the Li clansmen, she slowly walked over, raised her leg and stepped viciously on the opponentâs chest. They watched as he spat out a mouthful of fresh blood and fainted. Then, she gave him a kick and kicked him off the stage.
âThird ring, Sima clan wins!â The referee announced.
Sima You Lan looked at her unconscious opponent and said with a smile, âI said it earlier, didnât I? You just had to greet me as your Great Aunt, otherwise, I would beat you till your own parents wouldnât recognise you. Arenât you regretting it now.â
The Li clansmen quickly rushed up and carried him. They all glared maliciously at Sima You Lan, who was onstage.
The senior of the Li Clan started to berate her, âSo young, yet so cruel! The Sima Clan has truly taught you well!â
There were others on stage who were also criticising You Lan. However, they were mostly those who were biased towards the Nalan clan and the Li clan.
Sima You Lan looked at the raging senior of the Li Clan and replied, âDidnât you say that your Li clan is a clan of alchemists? You should be able to tell, then, that he doesnât have any internal injuries. He just has to eat an ordinary healing pill to recover. Itâs better than your clan and the Huo clan, who beat people till theyâre half dead. I am much more magnanimous than you all! Or are you saying that youâre all fakes and canât even recognise this little injury?â
After speaking, she hopped off stage and headed for the resting area without turning back.
Her words were like two tight slaps across the faces of the Li clansmen. Just now, when someone else had berated their clan for their heavy hits, they had said that injuries during a match were inevitable. Now, they had come to hurl abuse at Sima You Lan. This was clearly being slapped in the face by their earlier words.
Furthermore, what she said was true. She had merely given her opponent some external injuries and he would heal after eating a pill. However, they had cursed her for being malicious. This showed that they didnât even properly diagnose their Li clansmanâs wounds. This sullied their statuses as alchemists, and was yet another slap in their faces.
The shouts from the stage started to die down. Even those from the Li clan stopped speaking. What could they say?
Sima You Yue watched as Sima You Lan walked over and gave her a spirit fruit, saying with a smile, âThey say that you shouldnât hit someoneâs face when you beat them up. But this time, you unrelentlessly targeted their face. You even gave the Li clan two tight slaps! Beautiful! Who would have known!â
Sima You Lan sat on her seat and took a bite of the spirit fruit, saying, âWerenât you the one who said it? If we met a Li clansman, we were to beat them till their own parentsâ couldnât recognise them. If I didnât hit his face, how could I render him unrecognisable?â
âThen how did you think of dislocating his lower jaw first?â Fatty Qu asked.
âHe taught me this before I went up.â Sima You Lan replied honestly.
âWho taught you that?â Sima You Yue asked.
âItâs definitely that guy You Yang.â Fatty Qu guessed.
âNope.â Sima You Lan replied. âIt was You Lin.â
âPfft-â
Sima You Yue and the other two were stunned by her answer. The one who taught her this was actually that guy You Lin?â
When they saw the surprise on her face, Sima You Lan shrugged, saying, âIt was really You Lin. Just as I was about to go up, he was beside me and knew I was going to go up next, so he told me that I would no longer be able to beat the opponent up if he announced his defeat. Once I went on stage, I understood what he meant, which was to make it so that the opponent would not be able to speak. Thatâs why the first thing I did was to dislocate his jaw.â
Sima You Yue and the others secretly came to a realisation. So the one who was the most malicious was actually that guy!
âYou Yue, your elder brother is going up.â Fatty Qu said.
Sima You Yue looked towards the stage. The one going up this time was her third brother, Sima You Ran. His opponent this time was also a Li clansman. Although he was an external aid that they had called, he was now considered a Li clansman.
Sima You Yue cupped both her hands around her mouth and shouted towards the stage, âThird Brother, all the best!â
She gave a tiny smile.
âThird Brother, you know it.â SIma You Yue waved her arms at him.
Sima You Ran nodded and knew what she was talking about. In order to make his younger sister happy, he just had to beat this guy till his own parents wouldnât be able to recognise him. That was easy!
When the Li clansman first saw Sima You Ran, his initially anxious heart fell, saying, âI know you. You came out from the land of exile. If you donâtâ want me to beat you till your own parents donât recognise you, you better get your ass over here and greet me as your ancestor!â