Chapter 8

Siya's pov

Sameer, Vansh and I went to the park. It's such a bright day that it's impossible to survive in this heat.

Vansh: What should we do? See how sunny it is, god!!

Sameer: sahi hai yaarr, yeh suraj jo aag ugal raha hai na voh tho Veer bhaisa aur Raghav bhaisa dono ke gusse se bhi zyada hai. Ab kya kare? Na vapas ja sakte hai, na yahan dhuup mai reh sakte hai. Kon kahega ye dekhke ki winter chal raha hai.

"Let's do one thing let's go and have ice cream. We will get A.C. as well as ice cream, too" I said, being excited just by the thought of ice cream.

Vansh: bhabhi maa eesa sochna bhi mat agar aapke Patidev ko Pata chala tho samjho shaamat aayi hum sabki.

Sameer: he is right, bhabhi maa bhaisa is so strict when it comes to our health.

Siya: aree par unko Pata kese chalega. Voh to iitni jaldi thodi na Bahar aayenge. Abhi tho unhe bohot der lagegi. So let's go , please

Sameer: vese baat to sahi hai. Bhaisa abhi bahar tho hame dhundhne tho nahi aayenge.

Vansh: ek bar aur soch lo

Siya(immediately): soch liya ab chalo ( grab his hand and start dragging him)

They enter the ice cream parlor and settle down around a table.

Vansh: soo which flavor do you want? I'll have strawberry.

Sameer: chocolate

Siya: one strawberry and also butterscotch

Sameer: I hope you don't catch cold bhabhi maa because if it happens, then we are gone

"Nah, nothing will happen.

Till now, I never caught a cold because of ice cream. It doesn't matter whichever season I have it" I said proudly.

Vansh placed the order, and after some time, they started digging in their ice cream.

Vansh: hmmm 😋 I'm having this after a long time. Kya baat hai ek aur ho jaye.

Siya: Now you are not afraid of your brother?

Vansh: Ab bhabhi jii baat kuch yun hai ki bhaisa to pata chala to pitai to vese bhi hone hi vali hai, tho kuch pet Puja karke agar hum pitai ka swad le tho zyada behter hai. Kya bolti public ( ask while looking at sameer)

Sameer: yahan public nai sirf mai akela hun, aur mujhe sirf khane se Matlab hai. Chahe kuch bhi ho mujhe bas khane do....

Vansh: Sure, why not to fir to ab tu meri maar bhi khaa ( saying he smack sameers head)

Siya: aree aree ladai jagda mere hote hue nahi kabhi nai. Eese mara-piti thodi karte hai? Tumhe kuch bhi nai aata, dekho ek chair lo aur ek dusro ka sar phoddo fir bhag jao tab bolte hai ki hai bhai mara piti hui hai.

Sameer: wahh kya idea hai bhabhi maa.

(Started patting his finger on his chest) dil chu gaya.

Vansh: tere to sirf dil Chua hai mere to liver, mind, knee, kidney Har ek body part ko chu gaya hai.

Siya: hayee iitna pasand aaya ( they both nodded and trio laugh at their own silliness)

Sameer: Vansh Vansh sun na yaarr bahut dino se kuch kand nagi kiya please chal na kuch karte hai. Please, aur yeh to dekh aaj to kuch na kuch karna hi chaiye ham 2 se 3 hue hai. Hamri team mei bhabhi jii bhi Judi hai to fir, yeh hamara teeno ka pehela kand hoga. Chalo na, please

Siya: wait wait wait.... Maine. Kab. Kaha. Ki. Mai. Tumhare. Team. Mai aana. Chahti. Hu.🤨🤨

Vansh (pout and ask ) : to kya aap nahi aana chahte? Aapko nai Karni hum chote chote baccho ke sath masti.

Siya: aree eesa nai hai. Thik hai tum iitna request kar Rahe ho to mai aahi jati hu. Par ab kare kya?

Vansh: pehele tu jaa Sameer. Mai tere ko ek task deta hu. Chal Bahar baju ke cafe mai chalte hai.

They all went to that cafe. When they were on the way to take a seat, suddenly a girl came and bumped with vansh.

That girl (shouted loudly): Can't you see where you are going? Are you blind? I know what type of man you are. Act like you accidentally bump into beautiful girls, but in reality, you are just trying to take advantage. Sundar ladki dekhi nai ki bas andhe hone ka natak shuru.

Vansh: Look, I'm sorry about this, but it was a mistake, and no, I'm not blind. I can see everything. See (look at sameer) hii Sameer ( then look at siya) what's up beautiful. See, I can see the only beautiful girl here, and I didn't bump into her.

That girl: trying to be smart. But in reality, you are nothing but a duffer, stupid shit . You bloody rascal, moron, bitch.

After saying that, she went from towards a table and took a seat.

Whereas our trio is still standing here in shock.

Sameer: she called you stupid.

Siya: duffer, too.

Vansh: And she even dared to call me shit.

Waiter: sir she even called you bloody rascal, moron, and a bitch too.

We glared at him and he ran away to save his life. While we took our seats and started plotting revenge.

Siya: hame badla tho Lena padega hum usse eese hi nahi chod sakte.

Sameer: agreed, yeh mere bhai ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Vansh: tho kya karna hai? Ussne mujhe duffer kaha, isses to Maine isski 7 puste yaad na karai na to Mera name Badal Dena.

Sameer: I have something.

He pull out a package from his pocket and show it to them. When I saw it I was about to shout but before that Sameer held his palm on my mouth and wishpered, "nakli hai bhabhi ma, ye nakli".

I nodded slowly and again looked at the package which is fill with rubber toys which includes spider, lizard, rat, cockroach etc.

Sameer: bhabhi maa you just have to do one thing. Just arrange this cockroaches near washbasin in girls washroom. And Vansh here (gave him a bubblegum) nothing more bro have it, it's good for gums (and smirked).

Then he picked up the spider.

Sameer: While I'm going to have my espresso which has a beautiful latte art.

He stands up.

Vansh: wait Sameer. You have to complete your task too. So you are going to bring "your espresso" which has a beautiful latte art on it right? (Sameer nodded ) you have to bring it in this bag. (gave him a paper bag)

Sameer: what kya kuch bhi na bol. Mai eesa kuch nai karne Vala. Yeh bahut hi embarrassing hoga yaarr unke samne eesa karna. Bhabhi maa aap hi samjhao

Siya: Vansh!! I think you have lost your brain cells. Bro yeh paper bag hai, isski espresso puri gir jayegi.

Sameer relaxed hearing me. So I gave him a plastic bag and said, "here Sameer bring it in this ok. Now go fast aabhi tho hame uss chudail se bhi ladna hai".

Sameer sighed and went to the counter and place his order of espresso with beautiful latte art on it. When when he saw that one of the waiter is going to give the order of that girl,..... he stop him and

Sameer: wait wait....

Author POV

He put some money in his hand and secretly placed the fake spider in that coffee. When he is done he looked at his team mate to see Siya is missing that means she is doing her job.

When Sameer went to place his order Siya too went to the washroom and did her part of placingthe cockroach in the sink. She came back and seat as if nothing happened and both of them then focused on Sameer.

Here Sameer looked at the man who is making his espresso with so much focus and skill. He must say the latte art is actually beautiful when the worker served Sameer his espresso cup, Sameer opened the plastic bag and emptied the whole cup inside that bag, and smile awkwardly at that waiter and after paying little extra he went from there not before wishpering a small sorry. On the other side Siya and Vansh are trying their best to not to laugh out loud after looking at waiters expression. Sameer came back and took a seat, before they even start their conversation they hear a loud shout of someone, they were well aware who shouted but they are acting like the most innocent human being in this world.

That girl: AHHHHHHHhhhhhh spider spider!!!

Vansh, Sameer and Siya ran towards her started acting trying to check what's wrong, Vansh pulled that spider out of the cup and show it to her.

Vansh kept his palm on her head and spoke softly and sweetly,  "hey beautiful girl it's nothing, see it's just a toy".

He took his hand back and said, "I think it must’ve fell from somewhere. But why? I wonder 🤔 ".

Siya : wait a minute Vansh. You're calling her beautiful?

Vansh: han bhabhi maa kyun nai hai kya?

Siya ( look at that girl who is already looking at her) : nai hai tho sahi par I guess miss aapko ek baar aapne hair check karne chahiye. Yeh aap aaye tab se mai kehna chahti thi par.... Jane do aap aapne hair check kare ek bar, kuch chipka hua hai.

That girl checked her hair, she noticed that there is a bubble gum stuck in her hair.

That girl: ohh my God! What the hell! Shit shit shit!!!!

Vansh: yeah, right.

That girl: what??

Siya: arre he is saying you should go to washroom and clean it before it causes any more damage.

That girl: ya thank you for the help

Vansh ( smirk secretly) : no worry miss

That girl went inside the washroom and here outside vansh, Siya and Sameer are counting.....

1.........2..........and 3

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

They all ran out of the cafe while laughing. They ran till they reached back to that ice cream parlor. They stopped and put their hands on their knees taking a deep breath. Then looked at each other and brusted into laughter again. They got on their knees while laughing, people were giving them weird looks but the trio is too busy to notice it. Just when they catch their breath. They again started laughing.

Sameer: hahaha...... di..did you see...her f.face. hahaha

Vansh: ha...Haan her...her bea...uti.. hahaha beautiful face.

Siya: (Stop laughing and looks sad) : but now I'm feeling a little bad for her you know just this much ( indicating her first finger and thump which has no space in it.) She said thank you to us you know.

Vansh: it's OK bhabhi maa, Veer bhaisa kehte hai insaan jo boyega vahi khayega. So she invited this for herself.

Sameer: but the way she shouted.... ahhhhhhh ( mocking that girl) ...

And again they all brust out laughing loudly

But Suddenly,

An unknow cold voice which send shivers to the trio : tho pagalo ki toli yahan bethi hai aur yaha bhi aapni pagal panti shuru kar di hai. Aur kya kar Rahe ho tum sab yahan pe?

Raghav pov

Arghh jab Siya ka answer sabko Pata hi hai to mujhe kyu poochne beja hai.

I reached the park but no one is here.

Ab yeh sab kaha chale Gaye hai. Pakka yeh log fir se kuch na kuch harkat karenge. Yeh 3 idiots! Pehele hi do the voh kam tha ki ab ye teesra member bhi join ho gaya in do bandaro k saath. Kuch na kuch Bawal ab pakka machayenge.

Aur Siya!! Voh tho jab dekho tab Bachpana karti raheti hai. Kal se dekh raha hun, aree bhagwan kyun itne naughty inssano ko bhej rahe ho mere jewan mei. Vansh, Sameer, and Shrot kya kam the ke ab Siya ko bhi bhej diya. Waise meri Siya bhale naughty ho but who irritating nahi hai.

I checked my phone and tracked their phones to find where they are. They are literally roaming, I can clearly see their location. Wow, kya life hai inki.

But now, who will save you guys. How dare they think to have ice cream that, too, in winters. Upar se yeh garam loo teeno ke teeno bimar padne wale hai.

I reached their exact location just to witness the trio laughing their heart out, kuch tho pakka kiya hai inlogo ne aur issme meri biwi ko bhi shamil kar liya hai.

I stand behind them and speak in my ice-cold voice....

Raghav: to pagalo ki toli yahan bethi hai aur yaha bhi aapni pagal panti shuru kar di hai. Aur kya kar Rahe ho tum sab yaha pe?

They looked in my direction and their expression gave me satisfaction. Scared. You should be.

RAGHAV: I'm waiting for my answers....

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