Chapter 23

So Veer, Ekansh and Raghav are watching the ladies from Veer's secret room. The dialogs in this bracket 《 》is the boys conversation from the secret room

SIYA'S POV

I ran out from there and directly went towards Apeksha bhabhi's room to see Akshita bhabhi and Apeksha bhabhi are looking at me with a smirk on their faces.

Siya: bhabhi maa stop it. Mai aaj aapke pass Sone vali hun mai Gabar ke pass nahi Jane vali. Voh toh mujhese meri aakhri wish bhi nahi puchenge aur sidha bhagwan se milne ka ticket book Kar denge. Unka chehra dekha tha? kitne gusse mai the voh. Nahi nahi mai aaj risk nahi lene vali.

[ I'm going to sleep in your room bhabhi. I'm not going in our room, where that Gabbar will be with me. He'll definitely kill me without even asking about my last wish. Did you see his face? He was so angry. No no no I'm not going to take any risks]

Apeksha: areee iitna kyun dar rahi hai. Tere hi patidev hai kuch nahi karenge tujhe, yeh toh bas ek chota sa prank tha. Hamari baari ho jaye fir bata Dena tu Raghav ko.

[Why are you so afraid? He's your husband and he will do nothing and it was just a small prank. You will let him know about all this after we are done with our turns.]

Siya: 'patidev'!!?? Aaj voh Patidev nahi patirakshs bane bethe hoge room mai. Aur yeh batana ki Maine unke sath prank kiya hai toh bhagwan hi Jane kya karenge. Bhabhi maa mujhe dar lag raha hai. Unho ne jo aankhe nikali thi...iitni badi badi thi (shows her hand to say this) upar se unhone mana Kiya tha ice cream ka phir bhi zidd karke aayi hu ab toh pakka daat padegi.

[‘husband’? Today he's not in his husband form but in devil's and then let him know that I pranked him, he will definitely kill me. The way he reacts when I asked him to bring me ice cream, he is going to scold me.]

Akshita: aree Siya tu iitni chinta kyun kar rahi Hai. Yeh Patiyo ko na manana aana chahiye; iinko to ungliyon pe nachana aana chahiye.

Sun mai tujhe bata ti hu vese vese karti jana Raghav bhul jayega tune usse kuch kaha bhi tha mai na hukum peh yahi trick use karti hu aur voh gas pe rakhe ice ki Tarah melt ho jate hai

[Siya why are you so tensed? You should know how to convince your husband, how to wrap him around your fingers.]

[I'll teach you how to convince Raghav, he will forget everything you did to him. I use this trick on hukum too and he melts instantly]

《Veer and Raghav looked at Ekansh while Ekansh was so shocked hearing this.

Veer: tune na hamara name duba diya. Apni Patni ke jhase mai aagaya. Sharam nai aai tujhe hamara name Dubane se pehle? (Glared at him )

[you make us ashamed behaving like this in front of your wife. Do you have any shame left?]

Ekansh: sorry bhaisa par mai khud shock mai hu ki meri Akshita mere sath eesa kar sakti Hai. Voh toh bahut innocent hai.

[sorry bhaisa but I'm shocked too that my wife who is so innocent uses tricks like this on me]

Raghav : ya we can see the innocence. (Sarcastically) aapki biwi na meri biwi ko ulta sidha padhake uuske chote se mind ko Khatarnak bana dengi. (Glared at him)

[she will make my wife like her too by teaching her this kind of stuff]

Ekansh: n..nahi mujhe nahi lagta eesa kuch hai I guess sari biwi mai yeh talent hota hai sirf Jagane ki jarurat hai.

[I don't think there's something like this, all the wives have this talent that comes out when needed]

Raghav: whatever aur

Veer: pehele yaha suno iinka plan》

[first listen to their plan]

Apeksha: correct. Vese mere case mai hukum toh kya he kahu. Toh ab sun Siya jab hukum sab bhul sakte hai toh yeh Raghav kya cheez hai. Ab dyan se sun tu jab room mai jayegi toh pehele kuch mat karna jake hug

[Siya what should I tell you about my husband? So if hukum can melt, we are talking about Raghav here. So what you have to do is just go in your room and first thing you will do is hug…]

Siya: What hug!!!???

Akshita: tu toh vese chilla rahi hai jaise kabhi kiya hi na ho.

[you are behaving like you have never done it]

Siya: Maine pehele kabhi nahi kiya Har baar voh hi pehele karte hai.

[he's the one who always initiates, not me]

《Raghav: jhoothi nind mai pehle voh hi karti hai aur subha hote hi chali jaati hai kabhi nai sochti ke mujhe aur cuddle karna hai ki nai. Mujhse poochti bhi nai . Aree koi toh apne Pati ko hug kare aur subha mai kiss kare par yeh madam hai ki kiss toh dur ki baat hai kiya hua hug bhi tod deti hai (rolled his eyes)

[liar, she's the one to cuddle me while sleeping and ran away in the morning like nothing happened. Never think about me, what if I have to cuddle more. There are wives who hug and kiss their husbands but there's my wife who ran away in the morning after cuddling me for the night]

Veer: ro liya tune toh mai start karu ??

[if you are done with rants, shall I start the video??]

Raghav (silly smile): han.》

[yes]

Akshita: yeh toh aur bhi aachi baat hai voh iitna shock ho jayega aur fir sab bhul jayega. Ab chinta mat kar.

[this idea is even better, he will get too shocked to remember anything. Don't worry.]

Siya: aur agar kuch nahi hua to

[what if nothing like this happen?]

Apeksha: to usse bed peh bithana fir uske lap par bethna aur baate karte karte uske baal sehlana uuse tere alawa kuch yaad nahi rahega.

[then make him sit on the bed while you sit in his lap and start caressing his hair, he will not remember anything apart from you]

《Ekansh: dare you let their plan be successful.

Raghav: voh ab Vesa peheli baar karegi aur I just you know mai usko nahi voh mujhe touch karegi toh mere dil ko bhi sookun....

[how can I stop her when she will be doing all this for the first time….. like initiating herself]

Veer: agar tune uunka plan successful hone diya, agar tu thoda sa bhi pighla toh tu dekh tera baad mei kya haal hota hai. Siya bhi jab jab tujhe dekhegi tab tab taras khayegi yeh soch kar ki uuse Aisa karna hi nahi chahiye tha.

[if you let their plan be successful, then keep it in mind what we will do to you after that. Siya will also feel pity for you that she shouldn't done this with you]

Raghav: I..I will not aap gussa kyun hote ho let's continue》

[why are you getting angry?]

Siya: aur agar eesa hua ki mai room mai enter hui aur unhone daatna start kardiya toh?

[and what if he started scolding me the moment I enter the room?]

Apeksha: eesa nahi hoga. Last time Kab gussa kiya tha usne

[nothing like that will happen. When was the time he scolded you last.]

Siya: Kal

[yesterday]

Akshita: wow that's close. No problem sun agar voh aisa kuch bhi kare toh Jake sirf kiss.....hayee

[no problem, if he does something like that, then just go and kiss him]

Siya: bhabhi maa aapke pass eese bade bade ideas aate kaha se hai? Mai yeh nai karne vali.

[bhabhi Maa where do you get these ideas? I'm not going to do something like that]

Akshita: toh mat karna face karna uuske gusse ko. Kar Payega? (Siya shakes her head)

[okay don't do, but will you be able to face his wrath?]

Siya: yeh sab iitne gusse vale kyun hai?

[why all these people are so angry angry?

Apeksha: yeh sab na hukum ki vajah se hai. Unhone hi mere baccho ko bigad ke rakha hai. Jab dekho tab bina time ke bomb ke jese ghumte rehte hai.

[this is all because of hukum. He made them all like this. He's always roaming around a time bomb.]

Akshita: voh sab chodo iss mein hum kuch nahi kar sakte. Siya tujhe Pata chala na kya karna hai? (Siya nodded) Bas toh phir kam khatam chalo. (Saying she get up even Apeksha too ready herself to sleep but)

[leave all this, we can't do anything in this. Siya you know what you have to do now right.] [so it's done, let's go]

Siya: kya chalo?? Aap dono ne mujhe fasa diya aapka kya. Aapne bola tha ki aap bhi karoge jesa mai bolungi Vesa

[what go? What about you both? You promises that you will do the same I asked you to do. Now what?]

Akshita: Siya hum teeno mai bada kon hai Apeksha bhabhi na. To unhone kaha ki hum eesa abhi nahi kar sakte. baad mai ok.

[Siya, who's the eldest one among all of us, Apeksha bhabhi na. So she said we will not do anything now, but we'll do it later. Okay.]

Siya: par kyun aapne bola tha Siya tu pehele Hukum peh prank kar baad mai hum bhi karenge. Ab khyun nai kar rahi aap?

[but why, you told me if I go first then you will do the same as well, you will also prank your husbands. Now what?]

Apeksha: aree...Siya samjhne ki koshis kar hum hum voh…. han dekh hukum ghar mai sabse bade hai na Pach bhai mei toh yeh aacha thodi lagta hai ki mai uunke sath eese niche uunke chote bhaiyo ke saamne unse ladu. Unke impression ka kya?

[Siya try to understand, I can't do this to him in front of all his brothers as he is the eldest one. What impression that will create?]

《Veer: jhoothi! Essa nahi bolegi ki baad mai jo hota hai usse dar rahi hai. Bichari Siya. Yeh dono Shakuni mama ke bich mai meri bholi bachi.

[liar, she will not accept that she is afraid of the after effects of fight. Poor Siya, trapped between these two clever ladies]

Ekansh: agree dekho toh kese aapne hath dhoke nikal Rahe Hai.

[look how they are running away after trapping our innocent Siya]

Raghav: stupid Siya meri baari mai Kitna bol rahi thi iinke samne kuch bhi nahi. 》

[she's acting like a spoilt child in front of me, now look at her]

Siya: par aap ko kaha mai ne eesa prank diya hai ki aap unse Lado. Aap na Veer bhaisa ko hasa ke dikhao. Kyun ki voh aapne bhaiyo ke alawa kisi ke samne nai haste. So it's your task. And Akshita bhabhi maa aapna ekansh bhaisa ko gussa dila deh bas.

[ but I'm not telling you to fight with him. You just have to make Veer bhaisa laugh as he is always angry and laugh with his brothers only. And Apeksha bhabhi you have to make Ekansh bhaisa angry.]

Apeksha: par Siya…

[but Siya…..]

Siya: par var kuch nahi aapne mujhe bola na ki hukum ko confuse karna hai kabhi gussa Karo to kabhi ro doh Vesa sab karke toh ab aapki Bari. Hukum toh haar gaye par mujhe dekhna hai ki bhaisa haar te hai ki nahi.

[no buts.. you told me to confuse hukum by acting weirdly, and he lost. So now I want to see whether bhaisa win this or lose it]

Akshita: ahhh

Siya ( runs towards her): kya hua bhabhi maa aap thik ho?

[what happened bhabhi Maa, are you alright?]

Akshita: han bas aschanak se sir zorr se dard ho raha hai tuna zara mujhe mere room tak chod deh please

[yeah, it's just I have got headache suddenly, please drop me to my room]

Apeksha: ahhh Siya meri dawai pass kar ke jana vahi table peh padi hai. Yeh pet mai kyun dard hone laga achanak se.

[ siya please pass me the medicine, that was on the table, before you go. Why this stomach ache started so suddenly?]

Siya: han bhabhi......yeh lo.....

[yes bhabhi….. take this…..]

Apeksha: thank you jaa Akshita to uske room mai chod ke tu bhi rest karne jaa.

[drop Akshita to her room and you go rest as well]

Siya: jii chalo bhabhi

(Saying our innocent Siya takes her towards her room )

[yes bhabhi let's go]

《Raghav: kya chalak bhabhi maa hai meri . Yeh na aap dono ke sath rehne ka natija hai. Pehele nahi thi meri bhabhi maa aisi, aaplog hi unhe mafia vali harkate dikhate hoge

[so clever both bhabhi Maa are. They were not like this before, you both made them like this. You might have shown your mafia tricks to them]

Veer: tu chup reh. Bichari Siya. Kitni innocent hai voh. Inke drama mai abhi aa gayi.

[shut up. Siya is so innocent, got tricked by them so easily]

Ekansh: Raghav tu usse room mai Jake nahi daatega samjha.

[Raghav you will not say anything to her after Going into your room okay?]

Raghav: mai kaha kabhi kuch karta hi hun? I'm innocent Siya se bhi pehle Mera name aata hai innocence mai.

[have I ever done something bad? I'm more innocent than Siya.]

Veer: Raghav over acting bandh Kar aur jo bola hai voh kar.

[Raghav just stop this over acting of yours and do what you are asked to do]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Ekansh: tu usse kuch nahi bolega

[you will not say anything to her]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Veer: na he uuspe chillayega ya uusko living room mai kya hua voh yaad dilayega.

[neither you will not yell at her nor make her remember what happened in living room]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Ekansh: aur pyaar se baat karega.

[and talk to her sweetly]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Veer: use rulayega nahi samjha

[don't make her cry]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Ekansh: yeh kya har baat pe jii bhaisa jii bhaisa laga rakha hai jaa chup chap jo bola hai voh kar

[what yes bhaisa yes bhaisa, just do what you are told to]

Raghav: jii bhaisa

[yes bhaisa]

Veer: Raghav (strictly)

Raghav: jii bhaisa.....nno no nojii bhaisa. Sorry

[yes bhaisa…. no no no bhaisa]

Saying he went from there towards his room)

Raghav (in mind) : sorry bhaisa but not this time. (Smirk)

Veer: kya hoga iin dono ka. bas ab Apeksha aur Akshita ka plan kam kar jaye.

[what will happen to these two? I just hope Apeksha and Akshita’s plan works]

Ekansh: han bas yeh plan kam kare jesa iinhone bola hai Vesa hi Siya kare to aacha hai. Shaadi ke ek mahine baad bhi iinke lips tak abhi virgin hai aur Vansh se poocho zara....... chalo nahi poochte.

[yes I hope the same too. Siya will do the same as she's told to. Even their lips are virgin after one month of marriage and ask vansh… no leave it actually]

Veer: iinko milane ke liye kya kya papad belne padenge Pata nahi.》

[only God knows what we have to do to make them realize their feelings]

RAGHAV'SPOV

I enter inside my room to see my wife is not there, maybe in the closet. I settle myself in bed and get busy on my laptop waiting for her to come out. Soon after she comes out of the closet, I can see her stand still by my presence, slowly moves towards the dressing table and started doing her hair while sparing glances at me time to time but me being me didn't show a single expression on my face and continued noticing her action from the corner of my eyes while pretending to be busy in my work.

She looked at me and was about to say something but again closed her mouth. I know you better Siya 😏 I know you can't be silent for so long. And I'm not gonna talk with you, until you follow what bhabhi maa suggested you. I want her to do everything that they told her.

Siya: umm.....h...hu...hukum?

I didn't respond and continued pretending.

Siya(while coming two steps closer): h..hukum???

I didn't respond again. I want to see how long she can resist my silence

Siya: I.. I'm talking to you hukum......

........aap sun rehe hai...........

[are you listening]

Siya in mind: yeh jawab kyun nahi de Rahe? Agar gussa he karna hai toh karle na par ignore kyu kar Rahe Hai?? Yeh galat hai cheating hai yeh Maine gussa kiya tha ignore nahi toh yeh ignore kyu kar Rahe Hai.

[why is he not answering? If he's angry then be angry but why is he ignoring me? This is so wrong, this is cheating. Even i didn't ignore him when I was angry so why is he ignoring]

Ab kya karu? Ek toh meri Shautan ko chipak ke bethe hai najane kya kam kar Rahe Hai (glared at his laptop while Raghav who is noticing her every expression suppressed her laugh behind his straight face)........... ek baar aur try karu? Aab na mujhe gussa aa rraha hai I don't like it when someone ignores me, I will also ignore him yes........but what will be the outcome? If only he wanted to talk then he must have done that till now, and if I too started ignoring him then nothing will change.

[now what will I do? Even now he is stuck with this laptop like it is his wife doing what. Shall I try once again. Even I'm getting angry now]

Dekho toh inhe kese apne laptop ke sath chipek hue hai yaha biwi ki toh chinta he nahi hai. Mai na isse phek dungi kisi din (glaring at his laptop again.) Ek last try karu???..... maybe

[look how he is working on his laptop ignoring his wife. I'll throw this laptop one day. Shall I try once again…..]

Siya (went towards him): hukum???

But again no response.

Siya in mind: nai bolna. Thik hai ab dekho mai kya karti hu. (Siya takes the laptop and puts it outside the room at the speed of light without even giving time to Raghav to say something and come back with a proud smile. But it didn't stay longer when Raghav started using his phone. She looked at his phone then at him with disappointment.)

[now just watch what I will do]

I can clearly say she didn't expect me to use my phone because my one phone is under her and she was not aware about the other one.

Siya: hukum......aap ye Jan buj ke kar Rahe Hai na. Aapko gussa nahi karna? Aap ne abhi tak aapna gabbar singh raghuvanshi wala avatar nahi liya (Raghav glances at her and she stops talking with nervousness. And he again went back to his work after sometime she tried again) hukum… (pulled his shirt sleeves but it didn't work. She joins her hand infront of him dramatically) patidev......(no response).....

Prannath.......(no response)........

swaminath.........(no response)..........pati parmeshwar.......pranpriye........ bas aur naam nahi aate. Baat kar lijiye na...............(no response)

nai Karni baat, Koi response nai Dena......thik hai m...Mujhe bhi aapse baat nahi karni. Jao apne dusre ghar niklo yaha se (Started making him stand but he didn't even move an inch and glanced at her once just to check she is fine and then again continue using his phone).............(she clears her throat)....koi nahi mai khud hi chali jati hu.........(and went out of the room )

[ hukum, you are doing this purposely. You don't want to be angry? Why are you not showing your angry bird behavior?]

[ I don't know any more names….. Please talk to me na….] [you will not respond right, now I will not talk to you. Leave this room and go to your other house. Oo.. Okay you don't go I will leave this room]

Sach Mai chali gai??? I went towards the door but came back to my position hearing footsteps. There she is again standing while pouting and glaring at me. She marched towards me and returned my phone which she hijacked. And went towards the balcony. Soon after my phone rings, she is so stupid, will try everything but not the one which bhabhi suggests. I didn't answer the call and let it ring, but soon after I heard the loud sound of anklets. That means she is getting frustrated. She came inside the room and ordered me. Like seriously she ordered me.

[did she leave seriously??]

Siya: aap Mera phone uuthaeye (in bossy tone)

[pick up my call]

But me being me completely ignored Her and continued using my phone. Again the phone rang and I didn't answer. But this time the voice of anklet is low means she is disappointed at her plan. I looked from the corner of my eyes. She slowly put her phone on bed and went outside.

I know she will come back and she did come after 15 Min with ice cream and vada pav, samosa, and fucking coke.....

She knows very well seeing her eating this all I will definitely snap at her but nice try biwi but not gonna melt and will definitely make you regret even touching them once we are good. I glance at everything then at her for once and again started using my phone.

She was about to taste them but stopped and showed it to him again and again and present that she is eating this but no response even after trying so hard.

I know how pativrata my wife is, she will not have it when I deny it because it's not good for her health and also she knows the outcome of this act is not on her side.

She put everything on table and come towards me and sit beside me

Siya( low voice): h...hukum aap b..baat Sach Mai nai k..karenge. I.. I'm sorry na (holds her both ears) ....I will never fight with you again like this. Now you don't even care if I eat these things and get sick. Aapko gussa karna hai kar le na par ignore na kare, I don't like it. Please (she hug him slowly by his waist)

[hukum, you are not going to talk to me??]

[you want to be angry, then be angry but don't ignore me]

Inner voice: Raghav kuch bol yaarr tu dekh nai raha voh kitni sad hai. Aabhi tak to hasi thitholi kar rahi thi kesi shant hogai. Kitna try Kar rahi hai tujhe manane ko par tu hai ki patthar ki Tarah ban gaya hai. Why are you doing this? See you made her sad. Wasn't you the one who can't see tears in her eyes now.

[Raghav say something, look how sad she is right now. Until now it was all fun but now look how sad she is looking, she is trying so hard to convince you but you are not even responding to her like heartless person.]

Siya looked at me when she didn't get any response, she got up, took my phone and threw it across the room with a thud sound. I was about to react but stopped when she hugged me tightly, putting herself on me and pecked my cheeks, then put her head on my heart hearing my heartbeat while tapping my chest like she was making a baby sleep. I smile softly at her cute efforts to get my attention and hug her back then kissed her forehead, that's what I want. I want her to take the first step too like I do everytime.

Inner voice: liar. She was the one who kissed you on your cheeks so she took the first step once.

Raghav: ammm....that's an exception...I.. I was talking about hug....ya hug

Inner voice: liar....she is the one who cuddle you while sleeping and hugged you the day when bhabhi ma was admitted.

Raghav: That's when she is sleeping ok. And another exception. Now don't speak and get lost

Inner voice: you fucker you hurt her just because you wanted a hug from her

Raghav: Maybe or maybe not......because I want to know what she will do if I get angry with her.

That's why I did it....let it be

Inner voice: youuu.....

I come out of my thoughts when I feel something wet on my t-shirt looking down to see Siya is crying silently with eyes closed and face is filled with tears and is red.

Raghav: Siya.....Siya why are you crying.......shhhh I'm sorry I'm so sorry I I promise I will never ignore you.....please don't cry it hurts here (while pointing on his heart)....please stop crying purple please.....(hugs her tightly and soon she stops crying and sleeps while hugging him. He tries to lay her on bed but is unable to because of her tight grip, but is he complaining?? Absolutely not)

The whole scene replayed in my mind how she tried to get my attention, her calling me by different different names knowing I hate to hear those names just to make me angry to get my reaction. She will be my death someday. Till now no one is so eager of my attention because everyone used to give me attention and in return I too do the same. Something like this never happened in my life. This action of hers makes me greedy. I want to feel this all over and over again. How much she values me that she can't even digest the fact that I'm ignoring her and within a minute she takes action.

I want this behavior of her for me only for me, and only I have these rights.

No one else has the right to get it other than me. No one else

You will give your love, attention, affection, heart, body, mind everything to me and me only. (Said with dark eyes and dominating voice while looking at her intensely talking with her while she is sleeping)

He too sleeps while hugging her dear to his heart.

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