First playdate!
(BL) Help! My best friend is obsessed.
- Ethan's POV -
It was breaktime again. This time, I had no interest in hanging out with Thobias and my other friends. I wanna play with my neeeeeeeewww friend!
I walked to the small fence and stood on my toes as I looked over it, trying to spot him.
"Fwiieeeennnddd!!" I yelled out, hoping he would hear it.
- Kaizer's POV -
I was in class as I stared out the window. I swear to god, I'll kill my teacher. I scoffed and waited for breaktime. That's the only goddamn free time I have. Well, not from my friends...
Breaktime arrived and I sighed in relieve. I quickly slipped out of class and walked outside. I looked around, making sure the teachers weren't looking as I hopped over the fence of the small schoolyard. I went to the small shed that was by the small fence of the big schoolyard. I went inside and sat on the floor.
Fucking hell... FINALLY peace. I rubbed my temple and sighed. This was my little escape place when I did NOT want to talk to anyone.
My body tensed as I heard this obnoxious, loud, whiny voice. I gritted my teeth and wished that the small kid would give up. After 2 minutes, I felt something in my neck.
Spider.
I stormed out the shed while I tried to shove it off of me. I cursed. When it was gone, I ruffled my hair angrily. I growled as my eyes landed on the small, stupid kid.
"Keep grinning and I'll pull that grin off your face."
He just looked confused. Why can't he just fucking understand me?
"What do you want?"
That stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID grin.
- Ethan's POV -
I held up my bunny and smiled.
"Wanna play?"
He scowled at me, but I didn't give up. I mean, maybe he is just lonely and he doesn't want to confess! I tried to climb up the fence.
"Don't."
He walked up to me and I looked up at him. Without a word, he jumped over the fence easily.
"What do you mean 'play'?" "Play pretend! I am father, and bunny is my son!"
"... you're too young to be a father."
"Sillyyy!! It's called play pretend, because you pretend to be someone!"
"... I don't want to play."
I pouted as he jumped back over the fence. I watched him walk off to the side. I'm NOT leaving my friends alone! I climbed over the fence and fell down.
It hurt and tears welled up in my eyes. I hugged my bunny and walked to the side. I saw a small shed.
"Fwiend..?" I said with a crack in my voice since I was about to cry. I heard a grunt and a 'Fucking hell..' (what does that mean?). The door opened and he glared at me as I looked up with tears in my eyes.
"... Fine. I'll be dad too." He grumbled.
I frowned. "But I'm dad already!"
"Yeah. I'm dad number 2."
"Nooo.. then you have to be mom!"
"I'm a guy."
"Yeah well, it's always mom and dad! Not dad and dad.."
"Are you homophobic?"
I frowned, confused. What is homefobik? He stared at me and scoffed.
"I'm dad number 2. Deal with it, or I'm out."
"Okayy okay.. what's your name?"
"None of your business."
"Nonofjorbisnis? Nice name! I'm Ietan."
He stared at me like I was insane. I just smiled back.
"Ietan? What the fuck."
Suddenly, I heard Thobias by the fence, yelling my name. I grinned and waddled up to him.
"Hello Thobi!"
"Ethan! You know we can't go over the feeence!" Thobias said.
I heard the emotionless voice behind me.
"Ethan, huh? Mhm."
I felt a hand grab my arm and pull me in the shed. I sat on the floor and hugged my bunny.
"We will play here." Nonofjorbisnis said
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We played all breaktime long. I stood up as I heard my teacher telling us that breaktime is over. I went out of the shed and went to the fence. I tried to climb up, but my elbow still hurt from my fall. Suddenly, two hands gripped my sides and lifted me over. I grinned and thanked Nonofjorbisnis.
"Thank you!"
I ran to my teacher. Little did I know that I was missing my little, grey bunny. And little did I know that he was holding it behind his back.
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- Kaizer's POV -
I asked my teacher if I could go to the toilet. I had the bunny stuffed in my hoodie's pocket. I quickly went to the boys bathroom. I went inside a stall and grabbed the bunny's plushie. I pushed my face in it and groaned.
How can he be so irritating, obnoxious, annoying BUT cute? And he smells good, jesus..
I rubbed my face in it like a cat, wanting- scratch that. Needing more..
Hey, I'm Kaizer. I've been diagnosed with a psychotic disorder. I tend to get obsessed with stuff and my thoughts are messed up. Like every typical written psychopath, I hate people. Like they're just a nuisance in my life. I manipulate, I hurt, and I don't really feel emotions besides anger and irritation. I don't smile, blablabla. Anyway. I'm 10. Uhh I like the color black, and I don't give a single fuck that black isn't a color. Get out.
I inhaled deeply. Ethan... that is what was getting repeated in my head. MY Ethan. I smirked, loving that thought. Hey, I don't give a fuck that psychopaths can't love. Bite me, bitch.
This bunny stays mine. The owner of this dumb bunny is mine too. Just a matter of time....