Chapter 27

27 HANDGUN AND AIRPLANE [M]

Bai Chen tried to make himself look less cheap when he voiced his request, but perhaps he failed because Zhu Ge smirked triumphantly upon hearing the request.

Unfolding his muscular arms before walking toward the naked man, Zhu Ge then stopped right in front of the man. Placing two hands on the sides of Bai Chen’s head, he looked like a tiger trapping a rabbit mercilessly.

“Do you want me to touch you?” The man in red whispered right in front of Bai Chen’s face.

Zhu Ge’s voice was originally deep, but to Bai Chen’s ears, it sounded even deeper now. ‘Was he affected by me? Is he really... gay?’ The shorter man wondered.

Even if Zhu Ge did work to sell tofu[1] in the Red Pavilion, Bai Chen still had the idea that the man was doing it just for money. The tortoise head[2] that belonged to Zhu Ge might have had a lot of backyard[3] trips, but that did not mean the man never took it to visit the peach blossom garden[4] too.

But now that the man seemed to want to eat him alive, Bai Chen began to doubt that Zhu Ge was still as straight as the Iron Pagoda[5].

“You fired my handgun last night, and I feel like I hit an airplane because of you. I want to feel the sensation again. Is this big gege going to help me with his big hands?” Bai Chen felt like throwing up when he said words that were nothing more than nonsense, but Zhu Ge tilted his head while frowning after hearing the shorter man’s nonsense.

“What is a handgun? And what is an airplane?”

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Bai Chen mentally slapped his forehead upon hearing the questions. Of course, Zhu Ge wouldn’t understand what nonsense he was saying since they were from two different worlds. He was lucky that the system didn’t greet him with a warning he was being OOC.

‘Perhaps the Bai Chen in this world also spouts nonsense a lot,’ he thought.

“I just wanted to say that what you did to me last night gave me a lot of pleasure. Can you help me again this time?” Pulling his hand away from his little brother in the southern area, Bai Chen then wrapped his arm around Zhu Ge’s neck.

Zhu Ge seemed to relent as he smirked before bringing his face closer to Bai Chen’s, but Bai Chen hastily placed his index finger in front of the man’s lips to prevent an incident involving the lips.

‘The system only asked me to let you give me a handjob, so I don’t have to let me kiss you,’ he spoke to the man with a sneer inwardly, but he still had a smile on his face as he said, “You kissed me once earlier today, and I’m not going to give you another kiss until you help me. Take it or leave it.”

Bai Chen dared to bet because it was already difficult for him to get the handjob from another man, and luckily, Zhu Ge was willing to listen to him while pulling his head back.

“Okay,” replied the man in red. “Now you better go to the tub so I can help you wash.”

Zhu Ge suddenly pulled his hand back as well, and he even started walking towards the bathtub which was starting to lose the warmth of the water. Bai Chen looked panicked as he immediately stepped forward and grabbed the red sleeve.

“You’re just going to help me wash? You’re not going to touch me anywhere else?” Bai Chen thought that Zhu Ge had lost interest in him because he rejected him when the taller man was about to kiss him, and he began to regret how he tried to protect his lips so much.

If he knew that Zhu Ge would be angry at his refusal, he would simply stick a label with the words ‘ON SALE’ on his lips so that others could immediately take it away.

‘Anything is fine as long as Zhu Ge is willing to help me complete the mission!’ Bai Chen screamed in frustration in his heart, and he even bit his lip nervously.

However, he was surprised when he heard the other man suddenly laugh before flicking his forehead with his long fingers. “So impatient, ah?” He flirted with the shorter man. “I can always stroke your pipe[6] when you’re in the tub, Your Highness. Why do you think I don’t want to do that?”

Bai Chen wanted to bang his head against the wall after hearing Zhu Ge’s careless reply. He was very panicked, but the black-haired man had a mischievous idea in his head.

Refraining from glaring at the taller man, Bai Chen then stomped his feet before charging into the tub. He knew that the water in the tub wasn’t that hot anymore, but he didn’t care as he immediately brought his body to enter.

The lukewarm water touched his slender body, and he moaned slightly because it felt so good to him. But then he heard another laugh, and when he looked up, he could see Zhu Ge laughing at him with his right hand over his mouth.

“You moaned like that last night too,” the raven-haired man spoke again. “You kept asking me to stroke your little brother faster, and even after you reached paradise only with the help of my hand, you begged me to immediately insert my dick into your tight chrysanthemum[7]. Your lustful face was the prettiest.”

Bai Chen’s face turned red from Zhu Ge’s dirty talk, and he didn’t know if it was anger or embarrassment. Choosing to turn away from the perverted man, he then replied, “Just start doing your job so we can have dinner soon. I’m already very hungry.”

Zhu Ge was still laughing as he took out a small round wooden stool and placed it behind Bai Chen before resting his butt on it. Thinking that his position was perfect, he then started to wet Bai Chen’s body and hair with water.

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Footnote:

[1] To sell tofu: euphemism for prostitution.

[2] Tortoise head: slang for penis.

[3] Backyard: slang for the anus.

[4] Peach blossom garden: slang for vagina.

[5] Iron Pagoda: a Buddhist Chinese pagoda built in 1049 during the Song dynasty of China.

[6] Pipe: slang for penis.

[7] Chrysanthemum: slang for the anus.