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Chapter 91 The Crooked Neck Army

Chapter 91 The Crooked Neck Army

Because she didn't sleep well last night, when everyone was discussing national affairs, Lin Mo's eyelids were almost glued shut.

Lord Li next to her looked at her trying so hard to open her eyes, and couldn't help but cheer for her efforts.

Almost open, almost open! Try harder! Come on!

Just when Lin Mo was about to try, her eyebrows drooped instantly, and her eyelids still didn't open.

Lord Li sighed when he saw this scene, still not trying hard enough!

The officials next to them looked at Lin Mo and Lord Li with distorted facial features, and they were speechless and didn't know how to describe it.

It's common for Lord Lin to doze off in the morning. Why are you Lord Li here to join in the fun? Just as she tries hard, you try hard too.

Yes, when Lin Mo opened her eyes and struggled desperately, Lord Li looked at her expression and facial features, and it seemed that he was still deeply involved.

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the upper floor, watched the officials quarreling below while paying attention to this side.

Looking at Lin Mo sleeping while standing, Emperor Xuande wanted to give her a thumbs up.

It's amazing! She used to fall down when she slept, but now she has really trained the ability to sleep while standing. It's true that where there is a will, there is a way!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi, who were standing not far away, looked at Lin Mo who was already sleeping soundly. They both sighed at the same time, and then turned their heads away at the same time.

Although there was no melon to eat in this morning court, everyone watched Lin Mo sleep.

It was also the first time for them to see a person sleeping standing up and being able to do so many things.

Sometimes she stood sideways, sometimes she stood with her head tilted, and even when she was sleeping, she tilted her head back with her mouth open, as if she was afraid that others would not know that she was fast asleep.

Seeing how soundly she slept, even the system was embarrassed to remind her.

When the court was dismissed, Lin Qi carried the person away very naturally. Lin Mo just opened her eyes and took a look. Seeing that it was her brother who carried her away, she closed her eyes with relief.

[The court is finally dismissed! I feel like my legs are going numb from standing. Go back quickly and let me sleep. I am really sleepy!]

System: [You have slept for a whole morning and you are still sleepy. Don't you know the way everyone looked at you just now? Everyone has been watching you sleep for a whole morning! I am embarrassed to wake you up because of what you see. 】

Lin Mo frowned and asked the system in confusion: [I remember that I am sleeping standing up perfectly now, how could they find me sleeping. 】

The system chuckled twice, [Perfect ass! You are walking with your hands on your hips, tilting your head back and opening your mouth, while everyone else is standing properly, but your posture is the most arrogant in the whole place! 】

[I have never seen anyone sleeping standing up and standing so arrogantly, I feel like you are just short of having a cigarette in your mouth. 】

Lin Mo was awakened by what the system said, no way! She was sleeping soundly!

When she was carried to the carriage, she was completely awake. Looking at her father and brother with expressionless faces, Lin Mo swallowed her saliva and wanted to confirm with them.

"Dad, big brother, was I found sleeping in the morning? Was my posture wild?"

Lin Mo's voice was filled with guilt, showing how unconfident she was.

Minister Lin sneered twice, then took out a pen and paper from the small drawer beside the carriage, and drew the posture she had just slept in a few strokes.

Looking at the arrogant self on the paper, Lin Mo swallowed and was a little reluctant to recall.

"Lin Moer! I won't say anything if you say you're sleeping, but can you please be careful not to sleep so obviously! Fortunately, the emperor doesn't care about you, but if he really gives you a position as an important official, how can you do it with this attitude!"

Minister Lin is now numb, mainly because he has encountered too many such things. He might be angry at first, but now he can't get angry.

Compared with the messy things this girl usually does, sleeping in the court is a small matter.

Lin Qi added, "Just now, those adults turned their heads while discussing national affairs. Everyone was staring at you, and you changed five or six poses under everyone's gaze, each one more exaggerated than the last."

"You maintained the pose Dad drew the longest. Fortunately, you didn't snore, otherwise it would be inappropriate for you to accompany them while they were discussing national affairs!"

The system couldn't help laughing when it heard Lin Qi's words, [Hehehe, your brother is right. I didn't expect your brother to talk in a funny way, and his descriptions are quite vivid.]

Lin Mo suddenly had this picture in her mind. She bit her lip to suppress the smile at the corner of her mouth. She couldn't laugh, she couldn't laugh. If she laughed at this time, she would get beaten.

She took a deep breath, and immediately adjusted herself to an expression of admitting her fault, and then said with a look of remorse: "Dad! Big brother! I know I was wrong, and I will never sleep so obviously again!"

Lin's father and son: ...Is this the point you grasped! The point is not to sleep in the court, okay!

In fact, the funniest thing is that some officials were very curious about how Lin Mo fell asleep while standing, and some people even tried it themselves.

And this time, quite a few people went to try it. Those who couldn't sleep completely standing stood against the wall, anyway, they had to try it.

Then the next day, one-tenth of the officials in the west came to the court with their heads tilted.

Two crooked necks met, then smiled at each other and asked the same question: "Do you sleep standing up, too?"

Facts have proven that not everyone can sleep standing up. These people all have stiff necks. When they sleep standing up, their necks will tilt to one side without support, so they naturally get stiff necks.

Lin Mo was also amazed after seeing so many crooked necks: [What's wrong with this! Is this a new trend! Is it popular to have a crooked neck now?]

The system answered her: [No, they are very curious about why you can sleep standing up and sleep so soundly, so they went back and tried it themselves, and then got stiff necks.]

Lin Mo: ...

Emperor Xuande: ...

You are sick! Some things are not something that everyone can try, okay!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at the official who had a stiff neck, and they didn't know how to describe the feeling in their hearts.

Why do they feel that there are more and more abnormal people now? Why is it that no matter what this little bastard does, there are always people imitating him?

The third prince tilted his head and said with a painful look on his face: "I will never sleep standing up again! I feel like my neck is going to break!"

Yes, he was also a member of the army that slept standing up. God knew how painful he was last night. He slept for just a short while leaning back, and then when he woke up when he was about to fall, he found that his neck was stiff.

Chapter 92 Disagree with the Love Triangle

Chapter 92: Disagreeing with the Love Triangle of Righteousness

Everyone had a painful look on their faces when they went to court today. Looking at these people, Emperor Xuande frowned and then rearranged them.

Those with stiff necks on the left stood in one line, and those with stiff necks on the right stood in another line, and they were arranged neatly.

The officials who were forced to stand in line below: ... You should stop having obsessive compulsive disorder at this time!

Lin Mo stood by and laughed, [Tongzi, why do I feel like the emperor is playing chess, and these officials are the chess pieces. It looks quite fun.]

System: [You emperor still has a bit of obsessive compulsive disorder.]

Halfway through the court session, Lin Mo suddenly had another idea in his mind.

She asked the system curiously: [How do those people with such severe stiff necks drink water? Do they drink water with their heads tilted? Won't the water flow down from the corners of their mouths?]

The more she thought about it, the more curious she became, and she even felt a little eager to do something.

This question really stumped the system. It really hadn't thought about this surprising question.

[Wait a minute, I'll check it out. When I check it out, I'll know how they drink water.]

All those people with stiff necks:... Are you sick? Why do you care about us drinking water? Are you digging melons every day?

Don't mention it, Emperor Xuande was curious about this question. He also had a stiff neck, but it was never this severe. Look at these people's necks, each of them has a crooked neck.

After a while, the system found it. It said in surprise: [You are right about the problem you are concerned about. General Liu is a bold man. He likes to drink water in one gulp. When he drank water this morning, all the water flowed out of the corners of his mouth! ]

[You don't know how funny that situation is. He tilted his neck, and the expression on his face was out of control because of the pain. He even leaked water when drinking. This scared his wife a lot. She thought he was paralyzed. ]

Lin Mo: [Hehehe! It seems that I am concerned about the right thing. This is another small melon. ]

General Liu, who stood aside with his head tilted: ...

This morning, it really scared his wife and himself a lot.

He really thought he was paralyzed. Later he found out that he had a stiff neck.

Everyone looked at General Liu with pity. Among all the people, General Liu's condition seemed to be the most serious.

This was also due to General Liu's desire to win. Everyone else would climb into bed after sleeping for a while and couldn't stand up, but he insisted on challenging Lin Mo.

He felt that as a general, how could he be inferior to a little girl? A little girl could sleep standing up for such a long time. He had learned martial arts since he was a child and was invincible on the battlefield. What the little girl could do, he could definitely do.

Then he insisted on holding on for a whole night, and when he got up in the morning, he successfully made himself "paralyzed".

Lin Mo looked at these crooked necks, and said with emotion and pride: [The facts prove that not everyone can learn me, but I am a natural talent! Look at those people in the capital who learn to ride pigs from me, which one has driving skills as good as mine! ]

The system also echoed and said: [That's right! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi were speechless. What is this proud of? Why don't you show such a talent in serious matters!

This morning, watching these crooked-necked ministers discussing state affairs seriously, the corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched.

It was funny, but he couldn't laugh. After all, they were so serious, how could he, as an emperor, laugh at them.

Eunuch Li watched the muscles on Emperor Xuande's face twitching constantly, and the corners of his mouth wandered back and forth between raising and lowering.

He looked at the two rows of crooked-necked officials below, and then closed his eyes in impatience.

It's so eye-catching! Since Lord Kobayashi came to court, the atmosphere in the court has changed, but the most surprising thing is that the efficiency has actually improved.

Everyone usually eats melons and makes noises, but there is no delay in the main business.

(Officials: Of course not! If we finish the main business early, we can squeeze out time to eat melons! This is called efficiency!)

But sometimes Lin Mo and the system don't go looking for melons, the melons will come to the door by themselves!

"It's obviously your son who seduced my daughter! Your son even climbed over the wall of my house to see my daughter. Your son doesn't understand you!"

The Minister of the Imperial Household and the Minister of the Imperial Household started arguing as soon as they left the palace. Seeing their red faces, it seems that they have been holding grudges for a long time.

Lin Mo was anxious to go home and sleep, but now she was not anxious anymore.

She happily squeezed into the crowd and started to watch.

The Imperial Household Department's Junior Official was so angry that his face turned red: "My daughter is dignified, virtuous, beautiful and generous. Your son is not worthy of my daughter at all!"

The Guanglu Temple's Junior Official looked arrogant: "It's not up to you to say whether they are worthy or not. Anyway, your daughter also likes my son!"

Lin Mo: [Oh my, it turns out that it's a matter between the son and daughter.]

System: [Yes, the two of them never got along, but they didn't expect that the next generation would fall in love with each other, so they quarreled every other day during this period.] They

didn't get along? Lin Mo smelled a big melon. What kind of hatred did these two have before that made them so incompatible?

[Tongzi, you said that the two of them didn't get along, then what exactly caused them to fall out? Tell me in detail!]

The two people who were arguing suddenly shut up. It's over! They forgot that there was still a little devil who didn't leave. How could they quarrel in front of him! This little girl just wants the world to be in chaos!

The other officials who were about to leave also quietly retreated.

The system accepted Lin Mo's request to eat melons. [Come on, let me tell you about the two of them. They are so funny!]

[They were playmates who grew up together. Later, they were in the same batch of Jinshi. They had a good relationship, but later it broke down because of a woman. Lin Mo

's interest was piqued immediately, as she loved love affairs the most. [A love triangle? I love this the most!]

Everyone present also looked at the two protagonists. How come they had never heard that these two people liked the same woman? Could it be that they were too isolated from the news?

System: [Oh! Not really, but it was a relationship between two men and one woman. The wife of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was the junior sister of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household. The Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was looking for a husband for his junior sister at that time, and asked the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household to help wait and see. As a result, the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household agreed to supervise the theft, and plucked the cabbage under the nose of the other person!]

When talking about this, the anger of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household suddenly came up.

The Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was also a little embarrassed. Although this matter was a little immoral, he felt that he did the right thing. After all, how can you control feelings? Don't you think so?

Chapter 93 Don't force me to slap you on such a beautiful day!

Chapter 93 Don't force me to slap you on such a beautiful day!

The Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple glanced at the Shaoqing of Taipu Temple, and then said arrogantly: "You kidnapped my junior sister back then, and now it's only right for you to marry your daughter into our family."

The Shaoqing of Taipu Temple: "How can this be right! Anyway, I just don't agree!"

Lin Mo, who was eating melons on the side, supplemented: [It seems that it is really right. You kidnapped someone's junior sister and gave her a daughter. Moreover, the wife of the Shaoqing of Taipu Temple is the junior sister of the Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple. Then there will be no family conflicts for his daughter to marry into the family of the Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple. It's like marrying into her mother's family. ]

The system agreed and said: [Yes, and this kind of mother's family without blood relationship is the safest. You don't have to worry about giving birth to fools in the future. ]

The two adults who were arguing: ...

No! Can you two stay away from each other! Can't you see we are arguing here!

But if you think about it carefully, what these two said seems to make some sense.

Although Guanglu Temple Qing has always disliked Taifu Temple Shaoqing for so many years, he is still very good to his junior sister and his nephews.

Taifu Temple Shaoqing seems to be a little confused now, and he can't get over it.

So it is good for his daughter to marry him, and the two children love each other, but why does he feel so uncomfortable?

Lin Mo was eating melon happily, but suddenly his body was empty.

Minister Lin came over and picked her up, "You are always so noisy, hurry back home!"

Why do you interfere in the affairs between the two in-laws? If they want to fight, just let them fight. Anyway, these two have been fighting for decades.

However, it was the first time for them to know that the wife of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department was actually the junior sister of the Shaoqing of the Guanglu Temple.

However, the wife of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department seemed to go to the Shaoqing of the Guanglu Temple very often. They thought that the relationship between the ladies of the two families was good before, but now it seems that she is just going back to her parents' home!

Lin Mo was stuffed into the carriage. Her pig-like driver was given a holiday these two days, so she could not be the most beautiful girl in the capital.

The system laughed and said: [You are carried around by your father like a little chick every day. When can you grow taller? You are the shortest in your family.]

The system's words were like a knife stabbing into Lin Mo's heart.

[Can you please stop talking about this sad topic? Do you think I don't want to grow taller? But what can I do? My family's genes seem to have mutated in me!]

Lin Mo was almost worried to death. After all, she eats so much and exercises so much every day, she should have grown taller.

But her height is maintained here, just over 1.6 meters tall, not too tall or short. Although some women in the capital are shorter than her, she is the shortest in her family!

Every time the whole family goes out together, she is the first one to hide in.

With her looks, if she was taller and dressed in men's clothes, she would definitely be a handsome young man, but now her height limits her performance.

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.

As for the height, they actually think that her height is enough, and it is not good for a girl to be too tall.

For example, the county lord Hua Yao, who was born in a military family, grew up in a military camp and wielded swords and guns since she was a child. She is taller than the average man.

Lin Qi met the county lord Hua Yao once, and the two were about the same height. Lin Qi was shocked at that time. It was the first time he saw such a tall woman.

Now the county lord Hua Yao is about to turn 25, and she hasn't found a husband yet. I heard that she is already preparing to find a son-in-law.

As soon as Lin Mo got home, she pinched her nose and drank a bowl of goat milk. She had someone find her with great effort. She really tried every possible way to grow taller!

Seeing her pinching her nose and drinking such smelly goat milk, Lin Ran's expression twisted along with hers.

Tsk! Actually, there is no need to do this. There is really no need to force height.

[Host, based on your efforts, it would be a shame if you don't grow taller. It's a pity that I don't have any way to grow taller, otherwise I could help you.]

Lin Mo declined the system's kindness, [Alright, alright, with this, I'm afraid you might want to break my legs in the bones to increase my height.]

According to the system's brain circuitry, it might really find such a way.

As the days passed, the weather became colder and colder, and it became more and more difficult for Lin Mo to get up.

"I won't get up! I finally got some rest today, why do you want me to get up so early!"

Lin Ran went to wake Lin Mo up, and Lin Mo rolled around in the quilt like a caterpillar, wailing non-stop. As soon as Lin Ran's hand touched the quilt, she began to scream.

Lin Ran:...

"Hurry up and get up! Today is Laba Festival, and mother has already prepared Laba porridge. Don't force me to slap you on this festive day!"

Lin Mo poked his head out aggrievedly, "Can't you eat first? Just leave me a bowl."

System: [Host, your custom here is to eat Laba porridge in the morning. I really can't leave it. Hurry up and get up. 】

Under Lin Ran's repeated urging and forceful coercion, Lin Mo finally got dressed.

Looking at Lin Mo's hair that was spreading out in disorder, the Lin family members were already used to it.

It was already very difficult to get her to get up, and as for combing her hair, let her do whatever she wants.

While drinking porridge, Lin Mo complained to the system aggrievedly: [Alas, every time I get up early, it seems like my life is being taken away. I finally get a day off and have to get up early again. I have to go to court again tomorrow.]

System: [Who said it wasn't? Let's go out and play after dinner. It's very lively outside during the holidays.]

While eating, Lin Mo suddenly thought of the melon that he hadn't finished eating last time, [Tongzi, when the Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple and the Shaoqing of Taipu Temple closed their doors last time, did their two families become in-laws? 】

Last time, I was halfway through eating the melon when my father caught me back. Later, I forgot about it because of too many things. Today, I finally remembered it.

System: [You are talking about this. After careful discussion, the two of them decided to discuss the marriage properly. However, they started fighting again. Guanglu Temple Shaoqing scratched Taipu Temple Shaoqing's face, and Taipu Temple Shaoqing bit Guanglu Temple Shaoqing's thigh.]

Lin Mo: !!!

Others: ...

What was going on? Weren't they supposed to be discussing the marriage? Why did they end up fighting like this?

Later, Minister Lin also heard that the two families had already decided to get married and even the engagement letters had been exchanged, but he didn't expect the process to be so tortuous, and they even had a fight during the process.

Chapter 94 Beautiful sister, I can do it!

Chapter 94 Beautiful sister, I can do it!

Lin Mo drank porridge while asking the system about the follow-up.

[Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing! It's been so many days, you are really not a qualified system!]

The system answered innocently: [Didn't you ask me too, and I thought you didn't care about this matter anymore.]

It follows her around every day, and is very busy every day. How could it remember such a long-ago thing?

Lin Mo took a deep breath, [Tongzi! From now on, no matter what big news I encounter, you must tell me the follow-up, understand! 】

System:【I know, I know. Do you still want to hear their follow-up? After the fight between Guanglu Temple Shaoqing and Taipu Temple Shaoqing, the two cursed each other for an hour. Their families standing behind them couldn't stop them.】

They cursed each other for an hour! Everyone couldn't help but imagine that scene.

Although Minister Lin knew that these two people were at odds, he didn't expect them to be so at odds. It's been almost 20 years, and the hatred for stealing his sister hasn't eased yet? I thought

these two people had different political views, but I didn't expect it to be this reason.

Lin Mo sighed in his heart and said with great regret: [It's a pity that I didn't see that scene. If you had told me at that time, I would definitely rush over to see it. How could I miss such a wonderful scene? You must remember it in the future. We must not miss such a wonderful moment. We must crawl to see it! ]

Hearing her words, the system couldn't help but be speechless.

There is no need for this!

Everyone present was also extremely speechless in their hearts. This is too hard for eating melons. You even have to crawl to see it.

After breakfast, Lin Mo was forced to comb her hair. She wanted to run outside after eating, but was pulled back.

"You go out with your hair so wild, do you want to make others laugh to death? Hurry back and comb my hair!"

Lin Mo wanted to refute that this is natural beauty, but seeing the eyes of her parents and brothers and sisters, she got angry for a while, and then went back to comb her hair obediently.

The system was almost laughing to death: [Why are you so angry! I thought you really wanted to confront your parents, but I didn't expect you to only dare to maintain an angry expression for one second. ]

Lin Mo found an excuse for herself: [What do you know, I respect my parents, how can I be angry with my parents, I am a filial daughter. ]

The system said perfunctorily: [Yeah, yeah, you are definitely a daughter who laughs happily. 】

The others who heard the system's words almost couldn't hold back their laughter. The system's words were really getting more and more interesting.

Lin Mo changed into a set of clothes that were easy to move around in, combed her hair into a neat high ponytail, and went out.

She thought she must look cool dressed like this, so the expression on her face was always happy.

The streets are indeed very lively now, and they are always lively no matter what festival it is.

Lin Mo strolled from one end of the street to the other, eating all the snacks on the street from beginning to end.

Wow, this is life! It would be even better if I didn't have to go to work every day!

The crown prince and the two princes also took this time to go out for a walk, and they saw Lin Mo in the crowd at a glance.

Their three wives have now gone to the palace to accompany the queen and their mothers, so they just took this time to go out for a walk.

"Hey, look ahead, isn't that Lin Mo?"

Lin Mo was happily eating a candied haws. It must be said that this high ponytail is really good, and it makes her look taller.

The third prince chuckled and pulled his two brothers to go there. "I was feeling bored, but I didn't expect to run into her. Let's follow her. There will definitely be fun things to follow her!"

As Lin Mo was eating, the street began to get lively. The system suddenly exclaimed: [Host! County Lord Hua Yao is back! ]

Lin Mo frowned. Who is County Lord Hua Yao?

The system said excitedly: [This County Lord Hua Yao is amazing. She was born in a general family. She is tall and has strong martial arts. She grew up in the barracks and on the battlefield since she was a child. She is a rare female hero! 】

【Actually, if you count carefully, you are not the only female official. You are just the only female official in the court. The county lady Hua Yao has been outside. She is coming back today! And she is coming back to find a son-in-law! 】

Lin Mo was a little excited when the system said this. She liked beautiful sisters like this the most!

As soon as the system finished speaking, a group of people walked by on the street. The woman riding a tall horse in the front was heroic and exuded a murderous aura. She was extremely handsome!

Lin Mo wanted to squeeze over to see, but she was kicked out by someone, and then she crawled in the middle of the road.

"Who kicked me! Who kicked me!"

Lin Mo was really about to die of anger. This was the second time recently. The last time she joined in the fun, she was kicked out by someone else.

County Lord Hua Yao looked at Lin Mo in front of her and immediately remembered who she was.

Lin Mo was well-known in the homes of the major officials, and even people who were not in the capital knew her. Officials in the capital circulated her portraits to prevent those officials who were not in the capital from not recognizing her when they returned to the capital and getting into trouble with this little devil.

"It's Lord Xiao Lin, right? Lord Xiao Lin, are you okay?"

As soon as County Lord Hua Yao spoke, Lin Mo's expression changed instantly, with a silly smile on her face, "Hehe, it's okay, it's okay."

County Lord Hua Yao got off the horse and walked in front of her. Good guy, Lin Mo had to look up at him.

[Oh my God! The height of this county lord can be compared with my father and brother! 】

Hearing Lin Mo's sigh, County Lord Hua Yao almost couldn't help laughing, "Master Xiao Lin, why don't you come with me to my house and sit down. I've heard about Master Xiao Lin's intelligence and quick-wittedness. I haven't been in the capital for a long time, so please ask Master Xiao Lin to introduce me to the various matters in the capital."

How could Lin Mo refuse the request of the heroic beauty? He must agree!

She patted her chest and said proudly: "No problem! I know everything about the capital! There is nothing I don't know!"

The system whispered: [Bah! You are obviously relying on me! I am the know-it-all in the capital! 】

Lin Mo envied County Lord Hua Yao's height and figure very much! And this figure is well-proportioned, with a thin waist and long legs. She doesn't need to touch it to know that this handsome and beautiful sister must have beautiful muscles. It's so handsome!

Lin Mo was yelling crazily at the system in his heart: [Ahhhh! I can handle this pretty sister! Didn't you say that this handsome and pretty sister came back to find a husband? Do you think I can handle it?]

The mayor of Huayao County, who was about to step down the stairs, almost missed a step.

Chapter 95 Lin Mo promotes his elder brother

Chapter 95 Lin Mo promotes his elder brother

County Magistrate Hua Yao was a little bit nervous because of Lin Mo.

The messenger did not say whether Xiao Lin liked men or women, but the letter said that Xiao Lin was very nice to girls.

Could it be that she really likes women?

County Magistrate Hua Yao turned her head and glanced at Lin Mo. The first thing she saw was her glowing eyes and silly smile.

She was frightened by this expression and turned her head away instantly. Oh my God! The more she looked at him, the more they looked alike!

After being glanced at, Lin Mo excitedly said to the system: [She looked at me, she looked at me! Did you see the look in her eyes when she looked at me! Isn't it super charming! ]

The system was also a little excited, after all, it was the first time to see such a handsome sister.

[I also saw her looking at you! I think this handsome sister has a good impression of you.】

County Lord Hua Yao: ...

I suddenly feel a little regretful for asking her to go with me.

No wonder the messenger from the capital said to stay away from Lady Xiaolin. If you meet her, it is better to travel with a group and never alone.

Along the way, County Lord Hua Yao listened to Lin Mo and the system praising her all the way, as well as Lin Mo's voice coveting her body.

【Ahhhh! Can I touch my sister's muscles! I want to touch my sister's abdominal muscles! 】

【My sister's hands are so big! I want to see my sister dancing with weapons! 】

【I like my sister's long legs! These legs are longer than my life! 】

County Lord Hua Yao was so shocked by her words that she could hardly walk.

"Master Xiaolin, we have arrived at the Hua Mansion."

Lin Mo quickly suppressed his silly smile, then cleared his throat and said in a serious tone: "Then I will go in and sit down with the county lord to talk about the various things that have happened in the capital recently, so that the county lord can get familiar with what the capital is like now." Finally

, the matter was brought to the point, and County Lord Hua Yao breathed a sigh of relief.

But facts proved that she was too early to relax, because the big things Lin Mo talked about were completely different from what she thought.

The big things she thought were: national affairs, the relationships between officials in the capital, and whether there were any precautions that needed to be avoided.

The big things Lin Mo talked about: all kinds of gossip!

Listening to these explosive gossips, County Lord Hua Yao was embarrassed and addicted.

The system would occasionally interject and supplement, and Lin Mo would repeat it, and it was like a crosstalk. They

were talking about all this gossip, and they didn't even go back for lunch, they just stayed here.

Lin Mo had a rare listener, so her desire to talk became stronger and stronger.

County Lord Hua Yao was really a very qualified listener, and she would give you emotional feedback, and she was definitely not perfunctory.

And when you talk, she will look at you very seriously and listen very seriously.

When encountering such a listener, Lin Mo just wanted to talk to her for three days and three nights!

County Lord Hua Yao was embarrassed at first, but then the concubine was fascinated by what she was saying, and kept asking about the follow-up.

Now she understood why these officials in the capital loved and hated Lord Xiao Lin.

This girl has a generous and cheerful personality, which is different from the ordinary girls in the capital. It can be seen that she grew up in the love of her family.

And she doesn't have any bad intentions. She only cares about the things that interest her, and she doesn't care too much about other things.

It's just a pity for those officials who are targeted by her. If it's some harmless trivial matters, it's just a joke and a loss of face. If it's some corrupt officials, then it's really over.

Seeing that it was about to get dark, Lin Mo's words were like a torrent of water.

It was rare to meet such a good listener. She was planning to have a candlelight talk with Hua Yao County Lord at night.

At this moment, the western people of the Lin family were looking for her everywhere.

"Where has this little bastard gone again! He didn't go home all day today, and he doesn't even know to go home when it gets dark!"

Minister Lin kept looking for her on the street with a dark face. He searched all the places that Lin Mo liked to go, but he didn't even see a shadow of her.

Lin Qi also went to the houses of people he thought were good friends with Lin Mo, but still couldn't find her.

"Dad, the Qin family and the Wei family didn't see my little sister either."

Yes, the eldest brother thought that Hua Kongque and Ben Mei were good friends with Lin Mo.

Minister Lin was about to explode with anger. If he couldn't find her again, he would have to borrow troops from the emperor to search for her!

Just when Minister Lin was about to go to the palace, a servant from the Lin Mansion ran over in a panic.

"My lord, my lord! The second young lady sent someone to the mansion to pass on the news! She is now in the Hua Mansion and said she will not be back tonight."

Hua Mansion? When did this girl get in touch with the Hua Mansion again?

But today is indeed the day when County Lord Hua Yao returns to Beijing, so why is she hanging out with County Lord Hua Yao again?

She is a female general, this little bastard must not lead her astray!

"Let's go! To the Hua Mansion!"

At this moment, Lin Mo and County Lord Hua Yao were eating, drinking and chatting happily.

Lin Mo took a sip of wine and said with a silly smile: "You don't know how much my father treats me. He doesn't even want to let me ride! When I was a child, he let me ride a big horse."

County Lord Hua Yao was confused: ??? Why do you want to ride your father? Are you still riding a big horse at your age?

County Lord Hua Yao grew up in the army, so she can drink a lot. This little bit of wine is a piece of cake for her.

Lin Mo was already drunk and in a trance, but she was still acting like a normal person.

"Master Xiao Lin, you are drunk. How about we stop here today? I'll take you back to your room to rest."

Lin Mo slapped her hand away, smiled foolishly and said, "Pretty sister, how can you be so handsome! You are so handsome!"

The system exclaimed, and suddenly felt that its host was really ashamed.

[Can you control yourself a little! You are so stupid! Look at your foolish face! If your father knew that you made such an expression with this face that looks so much like his, he would beat you up! ]

Lin Mo ignored the system. She took Hua Yao County Lord's hand, smiled silly and said, "County Lord, I know you came back to find a son-in-law. Do you mind that I'm a woman? If you don't mind, I'll stay here now."

System: [Are you crazy?]

Hua Yao County Lord was embarrassed: "Well, Lord Xiao Lin, I'm really sorry, I like men."

Lin Mo changed her words immediately after hearing this, "It's okay to like men, look at my eldest brother! My eldest brother is the third place in the imperial examination! He is the most handsome one among all the people! Even in the capital, there are not many people who look better than him!"

Minister Lin and Lin Qi heard this as soon as they came in.

Lin Mo was still promoting his eldest brother. "My brother is handsome, educated, and obedient! He will do whatever you tell him to do! If you tell him to go east, he will never go west. If you tell him to go to heaven, he will never go to hell! How can I miss such a good man!"

The system also discovered the Lin family father and son, and it collapsed and shouted: [Stop talking, stop talking! Your father and eldest brother are here! You are finished! ]

Chapter 96 Lin Mo's 'miserable' childhood

Chapter 96 Lin Mo's 'miserable' childhood

Lin Mo was even more excited when she heard that her father and brother were coming.

She grabbed the hand of County Lord Hua Yao and pulled him to her brother.

Minister Lin had already made room for him.

His son was not young anymore and it was time for him to get married. Although County Lord Hua Yao was a little taller, she was not bad either. Today, the little girl finally did something serious.

Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao were both embarrassed, but Lin Mo in the middle didn't feel embarrassed at all and was extremely excited.

"Brother! Hurry up and perform a heavenly performance for the county lord! Hurry up!"

Lin Qi: ??? What nonsense are you talking about! How can I perform a heavenly performance!

County Lord Hua Yao struggled to get his hand out of Lin Mo's hand, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Really, really not."

Lin Mo: "Yes, yes, I know you want to test my brother, my brother can really go to heaven!"

The system was already out of breath, what the hell is going to heaven! How can this person go to heaven!

Lin Qi looked at his father for help, and Minister Lin turned his head away to avoid his son's eyes.

Lin Qi: !!! What do you mean! Why are you avoiding my eyes! I am not your biological son anymore!

Minister Lin: Yes, he is my biological son, but this matter is not something I can interfere with. After all, this is your life event, and it is not easy for me as a father to interfere.

Lin Mo looked at the two people in a daze and felt that

they were a good match. She laughed and then took her father away. "Dad, let's go home and let them be alone to cultivate their relationship. Let's go home."

Minister Lin nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, let's go home." After that, he turned around and said to Lin Qi: "Have a good chat with the county lord, don't be rude to him."

System: ...This father and daughter are really cut from the same cloth. Not only do they look alike, but their personalities are also very similar sometimes.

Lin Qi: ...

County lord Hua Yao: ...

Now there are only the two of them in the whole yard. Lin Qi touched his nose and felt that he didn't know what to do with his hands and feet.

"Well, that county lord, I'm really sorry. My little sister has caused you trouble."

County lord Hua Yao also smiled awkwardly, "No, Lord Xiaolin has a very interesting personality. I rarely meet such a sincere person."

It was the first time that Lin Qi heard someone say good things about his little sister. He asked County lord Hua Yao doubtfully and seriously: "Do you really think she is very interesting? Aren't you afraid of her?"

People in the capital were like mice seeing a cat when they saw the girl. He really suspected that the girl would grow old alone.

County Lord Huayao nodded seriously, "Yes, Lord Xiaolin is sincere, which is rare."

"If ordinary people have such ability, their ambition will definitely grow bigger and bigger, and they may even do something that shakes the country, but Lord Xiaolin never uses his ability to do such things." "

She and the system have very good personalities. Although the things they like to do are not big things, they have added a lot of fun to everyone, and they have also helped many people invisibly, which is enough."

Lin Qi felt a little embarrassed when he heard his little sister being praised like this.

This girl is not without ambition, but her ambition is not here.

The girl's ambition is probably to eat all the melons in the world. As for national affairs, she probably can't think of it with her brain.

(Lin Mo: I am your biological sister, how can you say that to me!)

"The county lord seems to like my little sister very much. She has been different from other young ladies from official families since she was young, so she has no friends from childhood to adulthood, and she hangs out with maids and servants every day."

Speaking of this, Lin Qi felt very distressed. When Lin Mo was young, she was precocious and liked to hang out with all kinds of maids and servants and chat with them. No matter how they tried to stop her, it was useless. Later, they slowly let her do whatever she wanted.

But how could a young lady from an official family hang out with maids and servants? If she wanted to make friends with them, they would not be willing. After all, the class is here. If you interact with them more, they will think you are deliberately trying to gain an advantage over them.

Fortunately, this girl is open-minded and doesn't care about anything except gossip every day.

"If you have nothing to do in the future, County Lord Hua Yao can come and play with our little sister. She has had few friends since she was a child. Later, she had a playmate after the system came into being, but the system is not a human being after all."

County Lord Hua Yao did not expect Lin Mo to have few friends. Logically, with her personality, she should have many friends .

"I remember that there are three children in your family. Don't you and your eldest sister usually play with her?"

Judging from Lord Xiao Lin's personality, he must have been spoiled when he grew up.

Lin Qi smiled helplessly: "We also want to take her to play, but she dislikes us. She dislikes us for being old-fashioned and says that it's better to play alone than with us."

"She not only dislikes the two of us for being old-fashioned, but also our two friends. She has isolated all of us."

County Lord Hua Yao: ... Why did the sad mood suddenly disappear?

"If that's the case, I will go to play with Lord Xiao Lin when I have nothing to do in the future. It's also a good opportunity for her to take me around the capital. After all, I haven't been back for so many years."

Lin Qi smiled brightly, "Thank you very much, County Lord."

Lin Mo didn't know that her brother had found a playmate for her. She was now dancing on the road with Minister Lin.

"Look at my flying steps! Isn't it very beautiful!"

Lin Mo made circles to the left and right, and Minister Lin protected her with his hands and followed her. He was almost dizzy from her dancing.

"It's very beautiful, can we dance again when we get home?" Minister Lin was about to feel overwhelmed. Every time she drank, she would cause trouble. Didn't she have any idea of ​​her alcohol tolerance?

The system also helped to persuade her: [Mo Mo, go back and don't bother your father. His steps are almost twisted into devilish steps when he follows you. You can't even dance as well as him.]

Minister Lin: ...We can still be friends if you don't say anything.

After hearing what the system said, Lin Mo exploded, "Dad! When did you hide from me that you went to learn dancing! You actually dance better than me!"

Minister Lin touched his forehead. He was sweating. Even when he was exercising, he was not so tired.

"I learned to dance in your dream! Hurry up and walk properly! If you don't walk properly, I will carry you back!"

After hearing this, Lin Mo sat down on the ground, and then said with innocent eyes: "Then carry me back, I'm tired."

System: ...

Minister Lin: ...

Come on, you are the one who is shameless.

Chapter 97 Lin Qi: My younger sister and I were born on the wrong side of the fence!

Chapter 97 Lin Qi: My younger sister and I were born with the wrong faces!

You should spoil your own daughter, luckily Minister Lin is used to it.

The father and daughter kept talking on the way home.

"Dad, do you think my brother can make the county lord like him? Don't let his good looks go to waste!"

Minister Lin: "Don't worry about him, just take care of yourself first. I wonder how you will explain to your mother when you get back after drinking so much."

Lin Mo chuckled, then stretched out his paw to touch his father's belt flatteringly, "Dad, aren't you here, just go and coax mother. Didn't you say before that mother likes your appearance the most? Show your charm, Dad!"

Minister Lin: ...I can't keep this daughter anymore, she tells everything to others!

The system laughed out loud and was particularly crazy. [Your whole family is obsessed with looks, which is really amazing! ]

The system is now very glad that it has bound Lin Mo. With this host, it basically doesn't have to worry about anything. Every day is full of energy, perfect!

This night was extremely wonderful. Lin Mo's dreams were all about Lin Qi and Hua Yao County Lord.

"Together, together! I want a handsome sister-in-law! I want a handsome sister-in-law!"

The maids who were on guard outside: ...

But after this night, Hua Yao County Lord did often come to Lin Mo to play, and his contact with Lin Qi also increased.

Lin Mo often looked at the two people furtively, his eyes turned around, and all his thoughts were on his face. Others knew what she was thinking without thinking.

County Lord Hua Yao glanced at the sneaky Lin Mo, and then signaled to Lin Qi with his eyes: What's wrong with her? Why is she like a rat.

Lin Qi poured a cup of tea for County Lord Hua Yao, and signaled with his eyes: Don't worry about her, she is probably up to something evil again.

At this moment, Lin Mo looked at the eyes of these two people, and screamed excitedly in his heart.

[Ahhhh! System, did you see it! The two of them are flirting under my nose! This is definitely a big progress! ]

The system was also a little excited, it can be regarded as indirectly acting as a matchmaker.

[Mo Mo, I also want to drink at your brother and sister-in-law's wedding! ]

Lin Qi, County Lord Hua Yao: ... Why are you talking about drinking at the wedding? We are not together yet!

Lin Ran saw this light bulb from a distance, tsk! Doesn't this girl want to bring big brother and the county lord together? Then why does she always follow these two people? Doesn't she know to leave them some space to be alone?

Lin Mo's mind began to think about what to do when her nephews and nieces are born. She thought about that before the fate was even decided.

Even when she went to court every day, she was concerned about her brother's life.

Then, under her and the system's chattering, the emperor and the ministers knew clearly about the progress of the relationship between Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao.

(The emperor and the ministers: This is not what we want to hear. It's what she said herself!)

Lin Qi has a look of despair every day. You also care about my love life, can't you care about some serious matters!

He has indeed been getting closer to County Lord Hua Yao recently. After close contact, he also discovered that County Lord Hua Yao is a very good girl and is completely different from the rumors.

He is indeed willing to develop a good relationship with County Lord Hua Yao, but can this little bastard stop caring so much and let him develop well on his own!

System: [I think your brother and your future sister-in-law have a chance! You are going to be an aunt soon!]

The emperor and all the ministers: !!! They haven't gotten married yet! How come they have a child now!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi almost fainted when they heard this: Can you please stop talking nonsense, system! How can there be a child when there is not even a stroke of fate!

Lin Mo was also very excited by what the system said. She seemed to have seen a little baby calling her aunt.

[Hahahaha, I hope my brother can work harder and marry my future sister-in-law as soon as possible! When we really have children, I will give them a big red envelope!]

System: [Then I will give them a big melon!]

Everyone present: ... This, this melon is not necessary.

After leaving the court, Lin Mo drove his pig away happily, leaving his father and brother to be questioned by others.

"Oh, I didn't expect that Lin Hanlin is about to get married now. County Master Hua Yao is indeed a good girl."

"Yes, yes, you two are a match made in heaven!"

Lin Qi: ??? Talented woman and handsome man? What do you mean by that!

In fact, Lin Qi looks like Madam Lin, so he is the type of delicate and beautiful, but his facial features are a little tougher than Madam Lin. County Lord Hua Yao has a very neutral beauty, so these two people are totally the wrong match.

On the way home in the carriage, Lin Qi touched his face and felt very upset.

He looked at his father's handsome face, thought about his own appearance, and then asked his father rather resentfully: "Dad! Why can't you make me look more like you? Look at my little sister, a girl, who looks so much like you. Are you partial to my little sister?"

Minister Lin: ...Are you okay? Is this something I can control? And isn't it good to look like your mother? Your mother was the most beautiful woman in the world, tied with the Prime Minister's wife!

Lin Qi really complained more and more, "Among the three of us, my eldest sister looks the most normal. She looks like you and mother. It's the combination of the two of you. My younger sister and I are born with the wrong looks."

Minister Lin slapped him on the back of the head and said unhappily, "Isn't it good to look like your mother? If you don't look like your mother, I would have thrown you out long ago! If you dare to say such things in front of your mother, you will see how I will deal with you!"

Lin Qi looked at his father aggrievedly and then shut his mouth.

Lin Mo didn't know that her eldest brother envied her looks so much. She was jumping at the door of the brothel.

I don't know where she got a set of men's clothes from. After wearing it, she really looked like a handsome young man.

It was a complete copy of Minister Lin, but a smaller one.

The system smiled slyly and said, "There is a big secret here. Madam Taifu often comes here to visit brothels in disguise. Today, she brought her daughter with her!"

Lin Mo was so excited when he heard this. Such a mother is really great! She actually brought her daughter to visit brothels!

If she told her mother that she was going to visit a brothel, her mother would break her legs!

Lin Mo could no longer suppress his excitement, [Let's go and take a look! ]

Seeing Lin Mo go in, the general who followed quietly swallowed his saliva, then turned around and went to find his old friend.

Originally, he just wanted to follow this little girl to eat melons, but he didn't expect to actually eat such a big melon.

Old friend! Your backyard is on fire!

Chapter 98 A Couple with Complementary Personalities

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Chapter 98 A Couple with Complementary Personalities

As soon as Lin Mo entered, he was mesmerized by the extravagance and decadence inside.

The system was also shocked. Although it could be said that it knew everything, it was the first time it had seen such a scene with its own eyes.

One person and one rule was like a countryman entering the city. It was so shocked that it couldn't say a word.

After the system found the target they wanted to eat melons, it quickly whispered to Lin Mo: [See the person hugging left and right in the upper right corner of yours? That's the Taifu Madam, and the handsome young man next to her is her daughter. ]

Lin Mo stared at that with wide eyes and swallowed his saliva: Oh my God! This Taifu Madam is a bit awesome. She is holding a beauty in her arms and sitting on her legs. There is also a man feeding her wine. This Taifu Madam might have been born with the wrong gender!

However, the young lady from the Taifu family sitting next to her seemed quite restrained. She was probably not used to such occasions.

Just as Lin Mo was looking at that side in a daze, a woman suddenly bumped into her shoulder.

"Hey, this young man is so handsome. I have never seen such a handsome young man. How old are you? Did you sneak here?"

Lin Mo looked at the charming woman next to him, and his heart was about to jump out.

The girls in this brothel are really different from those young ladies from aristocratic families. The girls here have a very special temperament and a seductive feeling.

The system was also frightened. It was so fascinated just now that it didn't notice that someone was walking over.

The woman looked at the stunned Lin Mo, smiled charmingly and said, "If you sneaked out of the house, you'd better go home quickly. You are still too young. Don't hurt yourself."

Lin Mo looked like a teenager at this height, and a thirteen-year-old teenager.

Although this age is not considered young in this era, there are really not many people of this age who come to brothels to play alone.

Moreover, most of the girls in these brothels are well-informed and can tell where you come from by looking at your dress and temperament.

Although Lin Mo is usually unremarkable, his rich temperament is not something that ordinary families can cultivate.

They are reluctant to receive such a young master from aristocratic family who sneaks out to play, in case something happens and it will implicate them.

"Beautiful sister, I just came out to see the world. I don't want to do anything. I just want to take a look around here."

The woman smiled and waved her handkerchief, "Okay, then you continue to see the world here, and be careful."

The woman walked away gracefully with her waist twisted. The system said with emotion: [The girls in this brothel are pretty good, and they also have a certain bottom line.]

Lin Mo also agreed with the system's statement, [No matter what industry or profession, there are good people and bad people. If there are other ways out, who would be willing to make a living in this brothel? 】

Most of the brothels in the capital are quite well-behaved, and some of the women there are homeless, some are criminal slaves, and some are sold in, but they must have official documents to be sold in, otherwise the brothels will not accept them.

Without documents, who knows where you got the girl from, and without documents, it gives traffickers an opportunity to take advantage of them, and they can wantonly snatch girls from good families and sell them to brothels.

Lin Mo carefully avoided the men who were hugging her left and right, and then sneaked to the wife of the Grand Tutor.

The wife of the Grand Tutor was already drunk and confused, but even so, she kept persuading her daughter.

"Why are you so timid? I brought you out to see the world. You always wanted to visit a brothel, but now you don't dare to."

The young lady of the Imperial Tutor's Mansion was embarrassed. "I was just saying that. Mother, if Dad finds out that we went to a brothel, it will be the end of us!"

The reputation of the entire Imperial Tutor's Mansion would be ruined. If the mistress took the young lady of the family to a brothel, it would be a big joke in the capital.

Seeing her daughter's timid look, the Imperial Tutor's wife was really disappointed.

"Look at your timid look. You should learn more from Master Xiaolin. I admire Master Xiaolin's character very much. He does whatever he wants and doesn't care about other people's eyes. Who said that we women must be bound? You are just stupid because of reading books!"

Lin Mo really wanted to give a thumbs up to Madam Taifu. What she said was great!

[System, I feel like this Madam Taifu is like my soulmate. Did you hear that? She is praising me! She also wants her daughter to learn from me! ]

System: [I heard it, I didn't expect that you have become a role model in other people's mouths. Not bad! ]

They have a beauty in their arms, and the Taiwei and Taifu are almost dying of anxiety.

Taifu almost fainted when he learned that his wife took his daughter to the brothel.

"Hurry up! Please don't let anything happen!"

The Taifu knew that his wife had always been out of line. She had done some earth-shattering things when she was young.

For example, she set off firecrackers to blow up the toilet, and she had a fight with a girl she didn't like and splashed her makeup with water.

I didn't expect that at this age, she would still go to brothels! And she even brought her daughter with her!

Taiwei was born into a martial arts family, so he ran quite easily. He actually had the mind to tease Taifu.

"Your wife was a rare beauty in the capital when she was young. I didn't expect that she is still a rare beauty now. Lord Kobayashi is also there. If these two people get together, they will probably turn the brothel upside down."

"At that time, I couldn't understand how such a conservative person like you could like your wife. Later, I thought about it carefully. Maybe it's because your personalities complement each other. You are conservative and she is unrestrained."

Listening to the constant talking in his ears, the Taifu shouted, "Can you shut up now! If you don't talk now, no one will treat you as a mute!"

The Taiwei wiped the saliva on his face and closed his mouth silently.

Why do you have to yell at people when you want to talk? Why do you have to spit when you yell at people? You are so unclean!

He must take a good bath after returning home today. This saliva is really disgusting!

As soon as they entered the brothel, they saw the uninhibited appearance of the Taifu's wife, and Lin Mo, who was eating melons in the corner with great interest.

System: [Oh no, oh no, the Taifu is here! The Taifu is here to catch the adulterer! ]

After hearing what the system said, Lin Mo immediately found a corner to sit down, and then took out melon seeds from the purse hanging on his waist.

This is a great opportunity to eat melons!

System: ... When did you bring melon seeds with you? How come I didn't know!

The master approached step by step with a dark face, and the women around the master's wife retreated alive.

The reason why their brothel can last for a long time is because the girls here are particularly discerning.

Chapter 99 It turns out that my dad is Bai Yueguang!

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Chapter 99 It turns out that my father is Bai Yueguang!

"Beauty, why did you leave? Keep drinking." Mrs. Taifu had no idea that the crisis had arrived.

Lin Mo was sweating for her in the corner, Tsk tsk tsk! Hurry up and turn your head to take a look!

However, the young lady of the Taifu family found that her father had come. She was about to scream, but was glared back by her father.

The general also quietly touched the side of Lin Mo, and pretended to be surprised and said: "Why is Lord Xiaolin here too? You are not here to play in the brothel too!"

Lin Mo touched his nose and dodged his eyes, [It's over, it's over, how should I answer this, I'm already here, what excuse should I make. ]

The general smiled in his heart, let's see what excuse you can make.

System: [I have an excuse! Just say you are here to buy wine for your father! The wine in this brothel is especially delicious! ]

Lin Mo gave the system a thumbs up. Sure enough, the system is still amazing!

"Well, I am here to buy wine for my father. The general can also try the wine here. The wine here is delicious."

Looking at Lin Mo's sincere eyes and expression, the general was speechless.

Does your father know that you use him as an excuse? I have worked with your father for so many years and I didn't know that he likes to drink, and he also likes to drink the wine in this brothel. If you have the ability, go to your mother and talk to her.

But it's not easy to expose this little girl now. Some things are not fun to expose.

"So that's how it is. I'm really going to try the wine here. It must be good if Lord Xiaolin praises it so much."

While Lin Mo was racking his brains to appease the general, the war between the couple had already begun.

However, they still upheld their status and did not make a big fuss.

"Hurry back! You said you were out to play, but you brought my daughter out. She hasn't been engaged or married yet. What if her reputation is ruined?"

Taifu's wife: "If you look down on my daughter because of this reputation, it means that this man is not the right man for my daughter."

Taifu: ...

Looking at her old-fashioned husband, Taifu's wife said irritably: "Okay, okay, go home. You are still so old-fashioned after so many years. I just came here to see beauties and drink. Who told you to replace the maids in the house with old women? I can't even see the beauties."

Taifu was so angry that he laughed at her words. Didn't she know why he replaced the maids with old women?

What kind of woman would tease her maids at home every day! What's more, you are a married woman, surrounded by beauties every day. People who don't know you would think you are a man.

"Madam! We have been married for decades, how come your personality hasn't changed at all? I don't want to restrict you, but please don't be so presumptuous, okay? I don't care about you at home, okay? Don't bring your daughter to the brothel, okay!"

Finally, she heard what she wanted to hear. Madam Taifu curled her lips. She often came to the brothel recently to achieve this goal.

All the beautiful maids in the house have been replaced by middle-aged women. All the servants in every household are middle-aged women.

What's more, she didn't do anything to like those beautiful maids. She just admired their beauty. Who doesn't like good-looking people?

"You said it, you can't get involved in my watching beauties. I didn't force you to watch with me. Swear!"

The master was so angry that he almost fainted. The most important thing now was to take the person back.

"Okay, okay, I swear, I will replace the people serving you with beautiful maids, okay? Go back first!"

The young lady of the master's family watched her parents quarreling, and they reconciled after quarreling.

But today, she also fulfilled her dream of coming to the brothel. She should be the first woman to come to the brothel besides Master Kobayashi.

Lin Mo was watching in the corner with great interest. She asked the commander quietly, "Is the relationship between the Grand Tutor and his wife always so good? Does the Grand Tutor's wife like looking at beautiful women?"

The commander said, "They are indeed very good. The Grand Tutor's wife has liked looking at beautiful women since she was young. She fell in love with your father at first sight and wanted to marry him. But your father liked your mother, so she married the Grand Tutor later."

Looking back, the emotional disputes of those people were really wonderful.

[Oh my God! There is even my father's story in this! No wonder the Grand Tutor's wife just praised me. Could it be that she loves the whole family? 】

Lin Mo touched her chin and felt that she really looked like him. After all, she looked so much like her father. The Taifu lady might be praising her father in a roundabout way when she praised her!

The system also agreed with Lin Mo's statement, and even exaggerated it and said: [That's right, and I think your father is her white moonlight. I didn't expect that I actually saw the white moonlight in reality! It's amazing! 】

The general next to him:...

No! Why do you have so many things in your mind when I say one sentence!

Suddenly, the general felt a little cold at the back of his head. He turned his head stiffly, and then saw the Taifu couple staring at him coldly.

The general quickly looked at the couple: It's not me! I didn't say that! They all made it up in their own minds!

Just when Lin Mo was still thinking, the system quickly reminded him: [Turn around! Turn around! You've been discovered! ]

Lin Mo: !!!

The Taifu took a deep breath and forced a smile, "Why is Master Xiaolin here? It's better for girls not to come here. Otherwise, let's send Master Xiaolin back."

I'll complain to your father when I get back!

Lin Mo swallowed and smiled awkwardly, then quietly hid behind the Taiwei: "No, no, I don't really want to go home now. I'm going to go out for a walk later. You can send Master Taiwei home."

The Taiwei, who was used as a shield: ??? What does this have to do with me! Why are you dragging people into this?

The Taifu's daughter was really curious about Lin Mo, and she was secretly looking at her all the time.

The system noticed and whispered to Lin Mo: [A pretty lady is secretly looking at you.]

After hearing what the system said, Lin Mo straightened up instantly. He must not damage his image in front of a pretty lady!

[System, am I handsome now? I should not have ruined my image in front of a pretty lady just now.]

The system praised: [Don't worry! Very handsome! ]

The young lady of the Taifu family almost couldn't help laughing when she saw her being so concerned about her image. This Xiao Lin is really funny.

In the end, under Lin Mo's various manipulations, the Taifu couple sent the Taiwei back home.

The Taifu also said with a smile: "I will definitely tell my sister-in-law about my brother's visit to the brothel."

Taiwei: !!! You are shameless! Who did I come to the brothel for! I just said that your wife liked Lin Huan before, isn't this all in the past!

Chapter 100 A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall!

Chapter 100 A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall!

Lin Mo did not dare to say a word about the consequences he had caused.

He was really sorry to the general, but it was better to die with a comrade than to die with a poor man. There was nothing he could do about it!

If the Taifu couple really sent her back, she would definitely not be able to escape the beating today.

Lin Mo felt her butt hurt just thinking about it. Every time she was whipped with a cane, she felt that her butt was about to be beaten out of the coir.

Watching them walk out, Lin Mo and the system breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Hearing

the sound of the system breathing a sigh of relief, Lin Mo asked in confusion: [I'm nervous, but why are you so nervous? 】

System: [Then I am putting myself in your shoes, okay, there is no more melon to eat, let's get out quickly, if you run into someone you know again, you will be really screwed. 】

Lin Mo also felt that the system was right, eating melons is more important than eating your own butt.

Fortunately, it was very noisy in the brothel, and the sound of their conversations was completely covered up, otherwise Lin Mo would really be exposed in front of everyone.

After coming out, Lin Mo began to stroll on the street.

While strolling, he met some people.

The son of the prime minister's family was planning to go on an outing with a group of friends, but suddenly saw a very familiar face walking by.

He squinted his eyes, Tsk! Why does this person look so much like Lord Kobayashi? But this is a young boy!

"What are you looking at? Do you know the boy who just walked by?"

His friends were confused when they saw him like this. They had been playing together since childhood, and they knew clearly who had who's friends. That boy was not someone they knew.

It was just that the boy looked a little familiar, but they couldn't remember where they had seen him.

Suddenly, the eldest son of the prime minister's family widened his eyes, "That's Lady Kobayashi! She's a woman dressed as a man!"

Lady Kobayashi! Everyone took a breath of cold air and then took several steps back.

What a sin! I chose the wrong day to go out today!

Lin Mo didn't know that his power was so great that he could scare others like this with just a name.

One person even wanted to go home right now. He stuttered and said, "Well, well, why don't we go back now? I always feel that today is not auspicious."

The others also nodded in agreement. Yes, yes! Today is really too unlucky!

If the five of them met Lord Xiaolin, wouldn't they take the initiative to deliver melons?

Everyone in the capital knows that if you meet Lord Xiaolin, you have to travel together, and the more people, the better.

The eldest son of the prime minister's family snorted, looked at these timid friends and said contemptuously, "We haven't done anything shameful, why are you so scared? Could it be that you have done something shameful in the past?" She was

upright and in the lead. What could happen if she met Lord Xiaolin? She couldn't make up some messed up things out of thin air.

Although he had little contact with Master Kobayashi, he still knew Master Kobayashi's character.

Everyone knew that although she was a little gossipy, she was really a nice person.

"Since we met Master Kobayashi today, let's invite him to come and play with us, so that people won't say we are impolite."

The other young masters were horrified when they heard this: ! ! ! Big brother! Are you serious!

You actually approached him when he couldn't even hide from you! Are you afraid that you are living too comfortably?

Someone immediately said, "I have to go back first anyway. Now that Master Kobayashi is here, I should leave even more. Although I have never done anything wrong since I was a child, my father peed on his neck when I was a child. What if the system tells this about me? No, I have to go back first. You guys can do whatever you want."

After saying that, the man ran away. Looking from behind, he seemed to be quite panicked.

Others: ...

After one person started, the second person also stood up: "I can't do it either. When I was a child, I was quite naughty. I picked up a sachet outside and thought it was pretty, so I put it on my father's desk. My father thought it was made by my mother, so he hung it up happily. Then my mother saw it and thought my father had done something unfair to her, so she hung another woman's sachet to protest against him. Until now, the two of them often quarrel because of this matter, and I dare not tell them that this is a misunderstanding."

Everyone: ...You are still the best! Your father and mother must be really convinced that they have a son like you.

There are only five people, so two of them left, and the other two also looked guilty.

Only the eldest son of the prime minister's family looked helpless.

What did you do when you were young! Didn't any of you do anything serious! Look at me! I have been walking upright since I was a child, and I am not afraid of anything!

"Well, the two of us are leaving first. We will ask you out to play in two days. You should be careful on your own. Think carefully about whether you have done anything out of the ordinary when you were a child. If Lady Xiaolin knows about this, it will not be a joke. If she knows about it, the whole capital will know about it."

After saying that, the only two people left also ran away happily, leaving only the eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion standing there.

When they came, there were five people who came happily, but halfway through the journey, he was the only one left.

The eldest son thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more guilty he felt.

He, he should not have done anything out of the ordinary when he was a child, anyway, he didn't remember it.

But what if he forgot? Children have poor memory during childhood.

After taking a look at Lin Mo who was eating wontons on the street, the eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion finally backed off.

A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. He will wait until he goes back and recalls whether he has done anything out of line when he was a child. This is called being cautious!

Very good, there were five people when they came, but now none of them are left.

Lin Mo didn't know that her influence was so great. She was eating wontons and enjoying it.

The system was drooling at the sight, although it didn't drool.

[Tsk! I really want to try the food here. Although I'm not hungry, I'm greedy just by looking at it.]

Lin Mo: [I can't help you with this, after all, there is no entity, you should just eat the melon obediently, this is all you can eat now.]

System: ...heartfelt!

After hanging out outside for an afternoon, Lin Mo also went to the suburbs to play, and finally came home dirty, and picked some flowers.

Not to mention, the plum blossoms outside are really beautiful, and the plum blossoms in winter are also really beautiful.

Looking at the dirty bag in front of him, Minister Lin felt his temples throbbing.

"As a girl, can't you be a little more clean? What's with the men's clothes? Did you go out and roll around?"

Lin Mo chuckled and held up the plum blossoms: "Didn't I go out to pick flowers? Dad, do you think it looks good?"

Seeing this silly smile, Minister Lin held his forehead and sighed, "Alright, alright, give the flowers to your mother. Take a good bath later. You look so dirty."