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Chapter 101 Hahahaha, Flower Girl
Chapter 101 Hahaha, Flower Girl
When Lin Mo took the flowers to find her mother, Mrs. Lin was a little dazed when she saw her like this.
The way this girl dressed reminded her of her young self, but this girl was a little too short and too jumpy. If she was a little taller and more stable, she would be more like her.
"Where have you been again? How did you get yourself so dirty?"
Mrs. Lin took a handkerchief and wiped her face, and the handkerchief was stained black.
Lin Mo wiped it casually with his sleeve, and then put the plum blossoms in his arms into the vase.
"Let's go out and play. The plum blossoms outside are really beautiful, more beautiful than those in the capital. Mother, let's go out and play when it snows. There is a plum blossom forest outside the capital, which is super beautiful."
The last time their family went out was several years ago.
"Okay, okay, you go back and take a bath first, and then drink some ginger tea later. It's winter and you're hanging out outside every day. It's the Lantern Festival in a while, so don't make yourself sick during the festival."
Lin Mo was forced to take a scalding hot bath. When she came out, she felt like she was about to be steamed.
For a festival like the Lantern Festival, the capital is really lively.
As the day approaches, the capital city becomes more and more lively. There is also a Lantern Festival in the capital city. Many young men and women will come out to play. If there is someone they like, they will take this opportunity to express their feelings.
System: [Your brother and County Lord Hua Yao are getting along better and better. They even went shopping together today.]
There has been no big news during this period, and the weather is getting colder and colder, so Lin Mo has been staying at home without going out.
Hearing the system's words, Lin Mo's spirits suddenly improved, [Really? Where are they now!]
System: [At your doorstep. The county lord sent your brother back.]
Lin Mo: ...A girl sent a man back? These two have it wrong!
Lin Mo frowned and thought for a while, and asked the system again, but got the same answer.
[My brother is too bad, he actually let a girl send him home! ]
The system also thought this picture was very strange, but it was true.
[Actually, your eldest brother wanted to send County Lord Hua Yao back, but County Lord Hua Yao was more worried about your brother, so he sent your brother back. ]
Lin Mo: ...
Tsk! My eldest brother has also practiced martial arts since he was a child. Although he can't compare with those specialized military generals, he can be considered to be both civil and military.
Why does County Lord Hua Yao treat him like a porcelain doll? Although he looks beautiful, his body is really not that weak.
[No, I have to go and see, how can my brother do this! ]
Lin Mo rushed out wearing a cloak.
At the door of the Lin residence at this moment, the two people were indeed saying goodbye to each other.
Lin Mo heard these words as soon as he came over.
"Miss Hua, I'm home now, you should go back early too. It's so cold now and it would be bad if you catch a cold."
Lin Qi's gentle look really shocked Lin Mo.
But the title of Miss Hua seemed a little wrong.
Lin Mo bit his lip, suppressed his laughter and said to the system: [Hahaha, Miss Hua! I suddenly felt that my brother's temperament had become vulgar. What's going on? He actually called me Miss Hua! ]
The system laughed even more wildly, [Fortunately, your brother is good-looking and has a good temperament, otherwise these three initials can pull him down from the altar. ]
Just when the two were being affectionate with each other, the laughter of Lin Mo and the system came from behind the door.
Lin Qi, County Magistrate Hua Yao: ...
When did this girl come here again! Is there anything wrong with Miss Hua? Isn't that what everyone calls her?
Lin Mo got into a drama mode for the first time and started acting with the system.
Lin Mo said to the system in a hoarse voice: [You have an old saying here: Those who know current affairs are heroes!]
System: [Hahahaha, your imitation is really good! Great! Great! ã
Two people who were forced to listen to the opera:...
County Lord Hua Yao smiled awkwardly, "Well, then I will go back first, and I will pick you up during the Lantern Festival."
Lin Qi quickly said: "How can I let you pick me up? It should be me who picks you up. Don't always think that I am weak. Although I am a civil official, I have also practiced martial arts since I was a child. Although I can't compare with those military generals, my skills are still okay."
County Lord Hua Yao looked at his beautiful face and really couldn't imagine what level of skills he was talking about.
This face is a little too beautiful, it's hard for her to imagine.
At this moment, Lin Mo behind the door started to act naughty again: [Tsk tsk tsk, although the eldest brother still let the girl pick him up, he became weak after he had someone he liked, right? He must want to seduce County Lord Hua Yao with his beauty! I didn't expect my brother to have such little thoughts! ã
System: [How can things between lovers be called little thoughts? This is called being fickle. If a man is willing to be fickle for you, it means he cares about you. Your brain hasn't opened up yet. ã
Lin Mo snorted, [You said it as if you have opened up. Aren't you also a single? ã
Hey! This statement directly hit the pain point of the system.
[What's wrong with being single? I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen pigs run? I am a system that knows everything! Don't look down on me! ã
Listening to the two people behind the door quarreling again, County Lord Hua Yao sighed, "I'm leaving first. I'll pick you up at the Lantern Festival. It's settled. You should take Lord Xiaolin behind the door back first."
Lin Qi:... I finally got a chance to spend some time with people, but that damn girl disrupted it again!
Lin Mo and the system were quarreling fiercely, but suddenly the whole person was empty.
"What are you doing hiding behind the door in such a cold weather! You haven't combed your hair or put on any clothes, just a cloak. Do you want to get sick?"
Lin Qi was so angry that his head was dizzy when he saw this bastard girl who didn't comb her hair or put on any clothes.
It's so cold today, she doesn't even care about her health just to see them, right!
When this little bastard was sick when he was a child, the whole family had to follow him around. He felt tired just thinking about it.
Lin Mo lay on the elder brother's shoulder and didn't dare to say a word, but he was complaining to the system in his heart.
[Look at my brother's body, how is it weak? He can lift me up with one hand and carry me and walk briskly. I think County Lord Hua Yao has a completely wrong understanding of my brother's body.]
The system agreed and said: [I think so too, maybe this is the mutual tug between young couples, they may enjoy it, and we two single dogs may not understand it.]
Lin Qi: ...You two are really dogs, squatting in the corner of the door in the middle of winter to eat melons, aren't you really dogs!
Chapter 102 The system becomes a person, name: Gaoshanggandang!
Chapter 102 The system turns into a person, name: Gao Shangdang!
Days passed one by one, and it was almost the Lantern Festival, which was even more lively than the Chinese New Year.
Lin Mo followed his brother like a follower early in the morning, the kind that couldn't be caught away.
Lin Qi squinted his eyes and looked at the dwarf, feeling extremely speechless.
"I said, how long are you going to follow me? Don't you have your own things to do?"
Lin Mo chuckled, "How can I, a lazy person, have my own things to do? Don't I just play every day?"
System: [That's right, and the county lord will be here today.]
Lin Qi:... I knew that was what you were thinking.
Lin Ran really couldn't stand it anymore. For the sake of her brother's lifelong event, she decided to stop this silly sister.
"Okay, okay, you come with me today. His brother is out meeting other girls, why are you following him?"
I don't know what people think. Is this the time for her to follow him?
The system thought about it and felt that it seemed so. [Then we should not follow him. What if we accidentally mix them up? Then you won't have a cool sister-in-law anymore.]
Lin Mo curled his lips and said, okay.
When Lin Ran showed up with Lin Mo, everyone was stunned at first.
Lin Ran has many friends. After all, she is quite famous in the capital.
"Hello," Lin Mo greeted others happily.
Everyone present:...
How should we answer this? Should we respond to her?
"Hello, Xiaolin," a little girl mustered up the courage to greet Lin Mo.
Others also responded quickly. Listening to the greetings, Lin Mo smiled and said to her sister, "Sister, I'm going shopping by myself. You have fun here."
These people are really too old-fashioned. Even greeting is so old-fashioned. They are totally different from her.
Lin Ran wanted to stop her, but seeing the nervous eyes of her friends, she decided to let Lin Mo go.
If this girl is here, everyone will not have a good time tonight.
After seeing Lin Mo leave, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why did you bring Lady Xiaolin here? I was really scared just now."
"Yeah, didn't she always dislike playing with us? I was really scared when you brought her here today."
Lin Ran looked at her friends' nervous faces and said helplessly: "You really don't have to be so afraid of her. She has a more jumpy personality, but she is still a good person. You haven't done anything against the law. It doesn't matter even if she knows about it." When
her friends heard what she said, they shook their heads and said, "That's not necessarily true. We still have to save our dignity. Even if some trivial matters are spread out, we will lose face."
Moreover, they all have their loved ones. If the loved ones find out, then the marriage will be broken.
For the sake of her marriage, the messy things she did in the past must not be spread out! Although it is not something that is against the law, it is always related to face.
Lin Ran: ...
Lin Mo is really bored tonight. Everyone is in pairs, and she is the only one wandering on the street alone.
[It's not fun to be alone. Can you become a human? If you become a human, you can play with me. ]
Lin Mo found a place to squat and kept drawing circles on the ground.
System: [I also want to become a human, but the problem is that I can't. ]
It doesn't want to be a system either. It used to think that being a system was not bad, but after staying here for a long time, it also wants to become a human. It
also wants to go shopping and eat, and it also wants to run around freely.
Lin Mo wandered around the street depressed for a whole night, and then went home to sleep with a bad face.
The system might have been hurt by what he said, and it was particularly honest tonight.
The two were so quiet that others were not used to it. Minister Lin thought that Lin Mo was sick.
"Ask a doctor to take a look tomorrow. The girl was a little too quiet tonight. Don't tell us that she is sick."
Mrs. Lin also nodded in agreement. Usually, she thought this girl was annoying, but now she was so quiet that it was really uncomfortable.
Lin Mo didn't know that her emotions made her family so worried. Early the next morning, she was staring at the face in her quilt in a daze.
Is she dreaming! Why is there a person in her quilt! And it seems to be a man!
Lin Mo pinched her face, well, it didn't hurt, she must be dreaming.
But she couldn't bring herself to pinch herself, so she decided to pinch the man.
Without hesitation, Lin Mo pinched the man's face, and the man opened his eyes instantly.
[Who dares to pinch me! No! Why would it hurt! ]
The man's eyes gradually widened, and Lin Mo's eyes also gradually widened.
"Oh my God! You are the system! How did you become a human!"
The system quickly touched its face and looked at its hands, "Oh my God! I actually turned into a human! I broke down!"
Lin Mo giggled foolishly, it turns out that you can make a wish. Last night she made a wish for the system to turn into a human, but she didn't expect it to really turn into a human!
The system carefully checked its body and found nothing wrong, but why did it become a human?
But the most important thing now is not this matter, but the fact that it is not wearing any clothes.
The system pulled the quilt towards itself and said awkwardly: "Do you have any clothes here? I seem to be naked."
I didn't expect that as a system, he would actually wear clothes one day! He is really amazing!
Lin Mo immediately climbed out of bed and opened her closet. She really had a lot of men's clothes, and some of them were large sizes, because she thought she would definitely grow taller, so she prepared them in advance.
After getting the clothes, the system looked at the person in front of it with his hands covering his eyes, and kept saying: "Change your clothes, I promise not to look!"
System: "...Then can you sew your fingers together first?"
When the system changed clothes, Lin Mo felt a little irritable.
I didn't expect the system to be so good-looking when it turned into a human! Her friends are really the best!
While changing clothes, the system said: "You can find a way to get me an identity later. Just say I'm your friend and stay at your house."
Lin Mo made an OK gesture, but felt that the most important thing was to give the system a name.
"You have become a human now, I can't keep calling you by the same name. Whatever name you want, choose one yourself."
The system thought carefully, "My name must be high-end and classy, ââso I'll call it Gaoshanggai!"
Lin Mo: ...Are you serious?
Lin Mo rejected this name at first, and she gave the system a name, Bai Xiao.
That's what she said, anyway, the system knows everything, isn't this just Bai Xiaosheng, just change it based on this name, it will be Bai Xiao.
Chapter 103: The pigs in our home are eating the cabbages! We must protect the cabbages!
Chapter 103: The pigs in my own house are digging up the cabbage! We have to protect the cabbage!
After putting on their clothes, the two of them sneaked out of the window.
"Be careful! Aren't you a system? Don't you have special abilities? Can't you be gentler in your body movements?"
"You are now considered a monster, can you go up to the sky and into the earth? If you can't, just escape underground and don't squeeze with me here!"
The two of them squeezed around at the window, and no one was willing to leave last.
Bai Xiao, the system, pushed Lin Mo away first, and then took the initiative to flip out. (From now on, the system will be replaced by the name.)
Bai Xiao looked at Lin Mo who was struggling with the windowsill with his short legs, and said speechlessly: "I am a system, yes, but I am not a fairy. I have become a human, not a god. If I can go to heaven and earth, wouldn't it be better for me to make myself invisible first?"
Lin Mo climbed up to the windowsill with difficulty and rolled his eyes at him angrily. He didn't even come to help! After all, we have been partners for so long, and you don't have any tact at all!
"Come on, come on! It's almost out! Arch your little butt up, very good, the body can come up after the butt comes up!"
Bai Xiao cheered Lin Mo vigorously on the side. The window they chose was really high, about two-thirds of Lin Mo's height, but climbing out from this window was the safest.
Looking at Bai Xiao who was talking frivolously, Lin Mo turned over and kicked him, "I think you really deserve a beating!"
Bai Xiao dodged neatly, laughed, and then rushed out. He had heard someone coming, so it was better to run first!
The two of them finally got outside after a fight, and they climbed over the wall. Lin Mo lost all his image after climbing over the wall, and was laughed at by Bai Xiao the whole time.
But it was still this system, oh no, this person had a little conscience and didn't let her ride on the wall alone.
"I will tell you later that you are my friend and you can stay at our house temporarily. My parents should agree to your living at our house. If they disagree, you can hide in my yard secretly. If someone comes, you can go through the dog hole and quickly climb over the wall to get out!"
Lin Mo was still quite nervous. She was not too old in this era and could get engaged.
What if her parents misunderstood her when she brought a man back? Although the system looked very good, it was estimated that this thing had gathered the looks of all the good-looking people in the world on his face, but she couldn't be so casual.
Bai Xiao crossed his arms and nodded seriously, "Don't worry, I will follow your ideas completely in a moment! I will definitely be able to stay in your house!"
A few minutes later, the Lin family looked at Lin Mo and Bai Xiao in front of them, with a distorted expression on their faces.
Mrs. Lin looked at her husband, her eyes extremely shocked: Your daughter actually brought a man back! And brought such a handsome man!
Minister Lin: You stupid girl! When did she get involved with a man!
Lin Ran's expression was a little excited, wow! Our own pigs can also dig up cabbages! And they dig up such a juicy cabbage! It's amazing!
Lin Qi: My relationship has not made any progress and this girl actually brought a man back! This is not fair!
Everyone has their own thoughts, and Lin Mo feels a little guilty when being looked at.
[Tongzi! What should I do? I feel guilty. You said it would be great if you could become a pet. It's hard to find an excuse to become a human.ã
Westerners present: !!! What the hell! This man is a system! The system has become a human!
Minister Lin burped in surprise, so this thing of his has been finding a partner for himself from the beginning to the end! Could the so-called binding be marriage?
No wonder this system always says that you need to collect energy to marry a wife. It means you need to collect energy to become a human and marry his daughter! You can't play it like this!
Bai Xiao also feels guilty. When he didn't have a physical body, he was very emotional when he ate melons. Now that he has a physical body, he can empathize even more.
ãHurry up and introduce it! I don't want to crawl into a dog hole every day! ã
Lin Mo introduced tremblingly under Bai Xiao's gaze.
"That father and mother, this is my friend, who came to live with me. Can he live in the house for a while?"
Lin Mo had been prepared to be rejected, but the next second, a decisive "yes" jumped out of his mother's mouth.
"Yes! Why not! It doesn't matter how long you want to stay!"
I didn't expect the system to turn into a human being so good-looking. The juicy cabbage must be protected by my little pig! What if it runs away with someone else!
Mrs. Lin's face control character will never change in her life. What does it matter whether it is a human or not? It has turned into a human, as long as it looks good.
Besides, she never expected to get married in her lifetime. She didn't even have any friends around her, so how could she find a partner?
Unexpectedly, she got a pleasant surprise today! Wow! Her son-in-law is so handsome! And he has the ability to eat melons, amazing!
Everyone present was looking at Mrs. Lin with a smile on her face, while Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were even more confused.
Bai Xiao gave Lin Mo a look: [What's wrong with your mother? Why is she so happy?]
Lin Mo: [I don't know, but who cares why she is happy, as long as you can stay here.]
The person settled down, but the issue of household registration had to be resolved. Lin Mo made up an excuse and handed the matter over to his father.
"His household registration was lost on the road, so just leave him in our household registration." After hearing this absurd statement, Minister Lin's face turned ugly.
Into our household registration! Isn't this a live-in son-in-law!
Minister Lin didn't want to do it at first, but seeing the threatening look of his wife, he held his breath and did the work.
This matter must also be informed to the emperor and others, so as not to surprise them. Minister Lin asked Lin Qi to write a letter and send it to the palace.
Emperor Xuande almost dropped his jaw when he got the news.
"I said there was something wrong with this system! I didn't expect it to actually turn into a human! I thought Xiaolin couldn't find a suitable man in the capital, and everyone was scared of her. It turns out that she and the system are a perfect match."
Emperor Xuande was extremely excited about this melon, but he also grasped a key point, "If this system turns into a human, how can I eat melons while attending court!"
Lin Mo was also thinking about this problem. She looked at Bai Xiao who was eating and drinking, and her inner emotions were extremely complicated.
"Can you change back? It's not easy for me to take you to court now that you've become a human."
Bai Xiao wiped his lips, and then became smaller and smaller under Lin Mo's eyes.
"Isn't that all! Why do you worry so much? We are tied together and I can't leave you. Although I don't have the ability to go to heaven and earth, I can still grow bigger or smaller. I can just hide in your clothes when the time comes."
Looking at the little man in front of him, Lin Mo was overjoyed, and then he couldn't help but use a finger-snapping skill to fly over.
Bai Xiao screamed and flew out: "Ahhh! Are you sick! If you want my life, just say it!"
Chapter 104 The Third Prince gained weight during the New Year!
Chapter 104 The Third Prince Gained Weight During the New Year!
Seeing Bai Xiao flying out, Lin Mo hurriedly rushed over to catch him.
"Don't be afraid, I'll catch you!"
As soon as Lin Mo finished speaking, Bai Xiao slipped through the gap between her fingers.
Lin Mo: ...
Bai Xiao: ...
"Are you sick? Can't you just close your finger gap!"
Bai Xiao lay on the ground speechless. Fortunately, he didn't die from the fall, otherwise he would really be doomed if he fell from such a high place.
Lin Mo smiled awkwardly and silently took back her hand, "I was too panicked, who knew you would be bounced out by me?"
"But I still have a problem now, you have become a human, who will protect me, what if someone wants to assassinate me?"
She is a person who cherishes her life, if she loses her life because of eating melons, it will be a disaster.
After Bai Xiao made herself bigger, she started to sit at the table and eat and drink again, "You don't have to worry about this, as long as the two of us are still tied together, you won't be hurt. The two of us are the best partners for eating melons, how could I let anyone hurt you, if you die, I will die too, don't worry, I will protect you well!"
Hearing Bai Xiao's affirmative words, Lin Mo finally let go of her heart.
As long as she is not going to die, then she can have fun again!
The yard that Madam Lin arranged for Bai Xiao is right next to Lin Mo's yard. This is Sima Zhao's intention and everyone knows it.
It's a pity that these two careless people did not understand the elders' thoughts at all, and they were secretly happy.
"Hehehe, we live so close, it's convenient to eat melons!"
Bai Xiao was walking around his yard with a happy face. He also has his own room! He is so awesome!
Lin Mo looked at this carefully decorated yard and began to feel unbalanced in his heart, "Why is your yard so much more beautiful than mine? I am the little master of this house! My mother is partial to me!"
This yard is full of flowers and plants, even in winter it is lush and green. The flowers and plants in her yard are all withered, and things are placed randomly. This is not fair!
Lin Ran came to see them, and heard Lin Mo's words as soon as she arrived.
She snorted and said helplessly: "Is your yard like this when you just moved in? You made it like this. You didn't want the good flowers and plants, but you insisted on growing vegetables, and they didn't survive. Isn't it abandoned?"
"I'm telling you, you can't mess with Bai Xiao's yard like this. Look at the things you messed with, none of them are good."
Lin Mo moved her mouth to refute, but she really didn't know how to refute, as if what her sister said was true.
Bai Xiao laughed so hard that her teeth came out. Hahaha, it's true that after becoming an adult, it's more engaging to watch jokes!
When going to bed at night, Lin Mo was lying on the bed and wanted to chat with the system, but he didn't get a response for a long time.
"I forgot, that guy lives next door, this is really a bit strange."
Lin Mo suddenly couldn't sleep while lying on the bed. Every night she would chat with the system, or let the system tell her some stories and jokes. Tonight it was a bit too quiet.
Bai Xiao felt the same way. He turned over and sat up with a look of despair on his face. "Why do I feel a bit shameless? I used to be forced to tell stories to that guy every day. Today I can't sleep without telling him."
After a while, Bai Xiao sneaked into Lin Mo's yard holding his pillow.
When he passed by, Lin Mo was about to climb out the window.
"What are you doing? What do you want to do by climbing out the window at night!" Bai Xiao quickly stopped the man.
Lin Mo was a little surprised to see Bai Xiao coming back. "You're back. Why don't you stay here with me? I can't sleep without you. My bed is very big. Just make yourself smaller, just like the size you had today."
Bai Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly, then listened to her words and became the size of a thumb, and then he flipped over on the bed.
"Okay, okay, go to bed early. Your vacation will be over tomorrow, and you have to go to court tomorrow morning."
The maids who were on night watch outside were laughing when they heard the movement inside.
They couldn't get involved in the master's affairs, and they felt that the two had been tied together for so long, and there was actually no need to separate the courtyards. They knew everything they should know and understood everything they should know.
But they still had to do some superficial work. As for how they acted in private, it was not something they, the servants, could control.
Early the next morning, Lin Mo drowsily stuffed Bai Xiao into his sleeve, "You stay here from now on, and don't make any noise when we communicate in private, otherwise we'll be discovered."
When Lin Qi came to see her, he was surprised to see her sitting on the bed, "Wow, the sun rose from the west today, and our little ancestor actually sat up by herself."
Lin Mo drowsily stretched out his hands, Lin Qi:...
"Now that you're up, can't you walk by yourself? Hurry up and get up!"
What the hell is this, she's already awake but still wants others to carry her, she's used to it!
Lin Mo sat on the bed with his hands raised, not moving. Lin Qi waved his hands impatiently, "Okay, okay, your legs are really long in vain."
The news that the system has turned into a human has spread throughout the capital. Everyone is very curious. The most worried thing is whether they can still hear Lin Mo's voice in the morning after the system turns into a human.
Lin Mo also found that many people were looking at her today. She touched her face and asked Bai Xiao in confusion: [Is there a mark on my face? Why are they all looking at me?]
Bai Xiao thought for a while and replied: [Maybe you gained weight during the New Year holidays.]
Everyone: ...Okay, the doubt is solved, they can still hear their voices.
Lin Mo touched her face and was a little bit unbelievable. She gained weight in such a short period of time!
Bai Xiao felt the shock in Lin Mo's heart, and he comforted her and said: [Don't be sad, it's not a big deal to gain a few pounds during the New Year holidays. Let me tell you something, the third prince gained 14 pounds! He even got a double chin! The third prince's wife must have abandoned him during this period and forced him to lose weight! ]
The third prince, who arrived late, happened to hear these words: ...What's wrong with your system! I haven't even arrived yet, and you're already exposing my secrets!
So what if I'm fat! So what if I eat my own fat!
Everyone looked at the third prince secretly, and his particularly prominent double chin.
Emperor Xuande looked at his little son and couldn't bear to watch him.
Can't he control himself a little? A prince has become so fat! It's only been a few days!
Chapter 105 The Third Prince: How are I and Nail Rake alike?Chapter 105 The Third Prince: How are I similar to the Rake!
Noticing the look in his father's eyes, the Third Prince felt aggrieved.
Did he want to gain weight? Isn't it normal to gain three pounds during festivals? He just gained a few more pounds.
His wife dislikes him at home, and his father also dislikes him when he goes to court. Does he still want to live?
Lin Mo looked at the double chin of the Third Prince, and was really curious.
[Xiaobai, what do you think of the Third Prince's double chin? I really want to pinch it!]
Lin Mo's words caused silence for a second, and the Third Prince even walked to the side silently.
The Crown Prince and the Second Prince looked at their brother's chubby face and protruding belly, and they couldn't help but touch them.
Well, it feels very good, soft and fluffy.
The Third Prince looked at his two brothers who had serious faces but their hands on his belly, and his expression was extremely speechless.
What's wrong with you! Don't you have a belly? If you want to touch it, can't you just touch yourself if you get fat!
The other ministers were also glad that they didn't eat much during the New Year holidays, otherwise it would be difficult to lose weight if they were as fat as the Third Prince.
Bai Xiao was particularly interested in chatting with Lin Mo about how the Third Prince's wife disliked the Third Prince.
[Mo Mo, you don't know how much the Third Prince's wife dislikes the Third Prince. You also know that the Third Prince's wife is from a military family. She maintains a good figure. Originally, this wife was begged by the Third Prince, and he still takes good care of his face and figure. ã
ãI think he should learn from your father. Look at your father. He has maintained his face and figure for decades. He looks like he has been frozen in time.ã
Minister Lin, who was watching on the side, said: ...What does this have to do with me? Why are you talking about me again?
Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the upper floor, was also looking at Minister Lin with envy in his heart.
What kind of skin care products does Lin Huan take? It seems that he has not changed much in the past few decades except that he has become a little more mature. Can I ask him for advice?
Emperor Xuande touched his face. Alas, he has grown a few more wrinkles recently.
When Lin Mo heard the system praising his father, he felt very proud. ãOf course, my father was the most handsome man in the capital back then! The third prince should really lose weight. What if he gets older and the princess is still young and beautiful, and he becomes a fathead fish? Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really eye-catching! ã
Bai Xiao also echoed: [That's right, look at the prime minister and the prime minister's wife, aren't they like this? The prime minister's wife is still young and beautiful, and the prime minister's skin is wrinkled like a chrysanthemum. ã
The prime minister who was caught in the crossfire for no reason: ...You two are sick! Why are you talking about me again!
The third prince was really in a psychological crisis because of what these two people said. He touched his face, and the picture in his mind suddenly came out.
No, no! He must not become like this!
This morning, the third prince was in a trance.
While others were discussing state affairs, he was standing aside with a dull look on his face, and a trace of guilt.
Emperor Xuande, who was watching from above:...Why are you daydreaming in court!
He has become so fat, and he has such a dull expression, looking foolish and stupid.
Fortunately, he has already married. If he hasn't married yet, who would be willing to marry him like this!
While others were discussing state affairs, Bai Xiao and Lin Mo had already discussed the weight loss plan.
The third prince cocked his ears and listened very seriously. This was related to his handsome face, so he had to study hard!
Bai Xiao: [Eat some coarse grains and exercise more at every meal, eat less snacks, and don't eat those fried rice cakes you like.]
The third prince almost took a note. What he ate the most during this period was fried food, so he must give it up!
Lin Mo felt very embarrassed when he heard the system's words, [No, you can let me skip meals but don't stop me from eating snacks. Those snacks are my life. Fried rice cakes and candied haws are my favorites.]
She may have just gained a few pounds, so there is no need to be so exaggerated and harsh on herself.
Bai Xiao said firmly: [No, for your health, you must stop all of this for me during this period! ã
Both Minister Lin and Lin Qi found it quite funny. They didn't expect that this system would have such an advantage after becoming a human being, that they could actually control their little bastard.
It really proved that they could control him, but it was not certain whether they could control him well or not.
After the court session, Lin Mo drove his pig to the street to beg for food.
Bai Xiao's words were worn out but it was useless. In her words, it was her own legs, and it was a blessing to be a little fat.
Bai Xiao was very angry at first, but she was no longer angry after she was stuffed with a candied haws.
Eating is the most important thing in the world. It's just a few pounds of weight, which is not a big deal.
The father and son of the Lin family who were hiding behind them and watching them get along: ...
Come on, they thought too much. They thought someone came to control that little bastard, but they didn't expect that someone came to join that little bastard in doing evil things.
Bai Xiao: [That one, that one! That one is delicious! Hurry up and eat that one! ]
Lin Mo: [Here it comes! ]
I have to say that there is one advantage of becoming smaller, that is, you only need to eat a little bit.
In sharp contrast to their wonderful life is the third prince.
As soon as the third prince returned, he was pulled to exercise by the third prince's wife. Even Emperor Xuande issued an edict to let him lose weight and maintain the royal dignity.
"No, no, I really can't run anymore! Can't you do it bit by bit? Today I heard Lin Mo and the system talk about how to lose weight, which is to eat more coarse grains and exercise more. I haven't even eaten yet."
The third prince was about to cry when he looked at his noodle-like legs. He had practiced martial arts since he was a child, but he was still no match for the princess who was born in a military family.
The third prince's wife snorted and said coldly: "If you don't lose this body of fat, then don't enter my yard. The bed is not big to begin with. Where can I sleep if you lie on it with this body of fat?"
The third prince: "Then can't we make the bed bigger?"
The Third Prince's wife: "...No! If you don't lose weight, I will feel ashamed to take you out. When the elder and second sisters-in-law take the elder and second brothers out, it will be so face-saving. If I take you out, it will be like Lord Xiaolin taking a nail rake. It will be so embarrassing."
The Third Prince laughed when he heard this. How is he similar to a nail rake! It's a pig! He is the dignified Third Prince!
Chapter 106 Fortune Telling at a Street Stall
Chapter 106 Fortune Telling at a Street Stall
The Third Prince was suffering here, and the one who formed a sharp contrast with her at this moment was Lin Mo.
Looking at the large and small bags in Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's hands, Mrs. Lin was silent for a few seconds, then took a deep breath and asked: "Did you two go out to rob? Is there nothing to eat at home?"
Bai Xiao stepped back two steps, then silently stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Mo out.
[Mo Mo, I'm just a dependent, your mother still has to rely on you here, come on! ]
After Lin Mo was pushed out by him, his face was full of disbelief. This man is really a dog! Is the system so dog-like after becoming a human!
She glared at Bai Xiao fiercely, then turned around and looked at her mother with a smile on her face and said, "Mom, there are a lot of delicious snacks in the capital today. I brought them back for you. How can the two of us eat so much?"
As she spoke, she reluctantly handed over all the delicious food in her hand.
These are the most delicious things she has eaten along the way, and you still have to rush to buy them!
Lin Ran looked at Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's reluctant faces and raised the corners of his mouth wildly.
Mrs. Lin coughed twice and took the things, "Since you said so, I can't let you down. Leave these for me and your father to eat."
Lin Mo smiled and nodded, but he was wailing wildly in his heart.
[Wuwuwuwu! I have no pocket money! I have no food and no money. It's all your fault. Why can't you go and earn some money?]
Lin Mo touched his empty wallet and felt aggrieved.
Bai Xiao touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed. He is a man now and can't spend all Lin Mo's money. Wouldn't that make him a gigolo?
He has to find a way to make money.
After they returned to the yard, they started to discuss. They both had the same idea of ââsetting up a stall to tell fortunes.
It's called fortune-telling, but it's actually just gossip, which is in line with the system's professionalism.
Bai Xiao said proudly, "Wait, I'll go out and tell fortunes for people. I know everything about astronomy and geography!"
Lin Mo looked at him suspiciously, not believing it a little.
But he did what he said, and the two of them set up a stall on the street that afternoon.
Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng went out for a walk, and they saw the two people setting up the stall from a distance.
Wei Zhengan braked suddenly and pulled Qin Zheng to go back, "Let's go, let's go back quickly! It's not a good time to go out today!"
Qin Zheng shook off his hand and asked puzzledly, "Why is it not suitable to go out? Today is a good time to go out with such good weather. Why do you act so recklessly?"
Wei Zhengan was so angry when he saw his silly look, "Look who's in front of you!"
Qin Zheng looked up, then waved and greeted in surprise, "Master Kobayashi! You guys are out to play too!"
Wei Zhengan:...
You are sick, you say hello! They can't even dodge, but you actually take the initiative to say hello to them!
Wei Zhengan was about to curse, but he was pulled over by Qin Zheng.
They also knew that the person next to Lin Mo was the system. Now everyone in the capital knew that the system had turned into a handsome young boy.
Lin Mo was also quite surprised to see these two people: "Why did you come out to play?"
Qin Zheng replied with a silly smile: "It's because the weather is good today. This must be Mr. Bai."
Bai Xiao smiled at him politely. He knew that the news in the capital was well-informed. If someone's family had an extra person, it would spread throughout the capital that day.
Especially if a family had an extra cousin or something, people in the city loved these gossips the most, mainly because those noble ladies usually had nothing to do, so they could only use these gossips to kill time.
Wei Zhengan stood by and wished he could escape underground. The more he didn't want others to notice him, the more people noticed him.
Lin Mo waved his hand generously and said, "We two are setting up a stall here to tell fortunes. My friend knows everything in the world. Since we are friends, I will give you two a fortune!"
Wei Zhengan quickly waved his hand to refuse: "No, no!"
The silly Qin Zheng nodded happily: "Okay, okay!"
At this moment, there were more people around the stall for no reason, and the people and merchants around were all good-looking.
The young men and women and officials who had hidden over: Oh my God! They actually set up a stall on the street to eat melons! Fortunately, they came quickly, otherwise they wouldn't even have a seat!
Qin Zheng asked Bai Xiao with great joy: "Mr. Bai, my parents are planning to arrange a marriage for me. It's with a distant cousin of mine, the kind that can't be more distant. They say that my cousin is virtuous, kind-hearted, and beautiful. Can you help me calculate what kind of person my cousin is?"
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao looked at each other and laughed in their hearts: The melon is here! And it's the melon that was delivered to the door!
The others were also a little excited and were about to start eating the melon!
Bai Xiao coughed and pretended to be a hermit, then squinted his eyes and pinched his fingers, looking quite decent.
"Well, your cousin already has a marriage, but it's not you. She has been married once in her hometown and has two children, but her husband has passed away."
Everyone present: !!! Is it so exciting! Is this the marriage that the Minister of Personnel chose for his son? This is too unreliable!
Lin Mo heard that there was a hidden story in this melon, [Hurry up and tell me in detail what is going on! Don't say half and half! ]
Bai Xiao: [That woman concealed her identity as a married woman and came to climb up the social ladder. Qin Zheng is good-looking and simple, and he is easy to fool, so the woman set her sights on him. ]
Lin Mo: [This is too inhuman! Although the stupid beauty is stupid, he is a handsome man after all! That woman is trying to take advantage of him! ] The
stupid beauty Qin Zheng's eyes were dull, and his feelings in his heart were a bit complicated.
No way! My parents' vision is too bad! This is pushing him into the fire pit!
Bai Xiao looked at Qin Zheng and felt a little pity for him and said, "This woman is not a good match for you. Go back and talk to your parents."
Qin Zheng nodded dully.
Everyone present looked at Qin Zheng with a hint of pity.
Some of the ladies who were hiding their identities felt sorry for him. The young master of the Qin family was actually a good person, and he was also good-looking, so he might be a good match.
Qin Zheng was not smart, but he was too simple. He was good at studying, and he could take the imperial examination in two years.
After solving Qin Zheng's problem, Bai Xiao turned his attention to Wei Zhengan.
Wei Zhengan felt guilty when he was looked at by him, "I, I don't have anything to ask."
Bai Xiao nodded. Just when Wei Zhengan thought that this level was over, Bai Xiao turned around and said to Lin Mo in his heart: [Hua Kongque's servant pretended to be Hua Kongque to visit the brothel, and also took the brothel girl's sachet back home and left it in the study. ]
[They didn't take the initiative to go shopping. The stupid beauty originally wanted to go to Hua Kongque to play, but there was a big fight in Hua Kongque's house, so the two were forced to come out. ]
[Oh, Hua Kongque's father is being beaten by his mother now. ]
Lin Mo widened his eyes and took a breath of cool air in his heart: [Hiss! I really want to go there to eat melons! ã
Everyone present felt the same way. Why don't they move to another place?
Flower Peacock: ...Are you polite?
Chapter 107 Is the Shaoqing of Taichang Temple going to rebel?
Chapter 107 Is the Shaoqing of Taichang Temple going to rebel?
Lin Mo's eyes were so passionate that Bai Xiao felt a lot of pressure when she looked at him.
The most important thing was that he also wanted to see such a big melon with his own eyes. There is still a difference between knowing and seeing it with his own eyes.
Looking at the ugly-looking peacock, Bai Xiao acted like a master and said, "There are some problems in your family now. If they are not properly resolved, it may affect the relationship between your parents. If you let us go over, we will definitely be able to help you solve this problem."
Lin Mo nodded frantically in his heart, [Yes, yes, this will affect the relationship between husband and wife, and they have already started a fight at home. ]
The others were also full of expectations, they had to find a way to follow secretly!
Wei Zhengan thought of the current situation at home, and it really needed to be properly resolved. If Mr. Xiaolin and this system went over, they would definitely be able to resolve the problem.
He thought for a moment, and said, "Alright! Let's go now!"
Lin Mo: [Yeah! Xiaobai, you are really awesome!]
Bai Xiao cast a smug look at her, [That's right! Look who I am, I am a system that knows everything!]
Qin Zheng also followed happily, leaving the others racking their brains to think of a way to eat melons.
What can I do? What reason do they have to go over and eat melons!
"You said you didn't cheat outside, right? Then what's the matter with your sachet!"
Madam Wei kicked Lord Wei, who rolled his eyes.
"Madam! This is really not my sachet. Aren't all the sachets on me made by you? This is really not mine!" Jian
Shou, the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple, was about to cry. He was a serious man, how could he cheat outside!
Isn't it easy for him to want a woman? It's not impossible to take a concubine, but he respects and loves his wife, and he really doesn't care much about women.
As soon as Lin Mo and Bai Xiao came in, they saw a shoe flying towards them. Lin Mo quickly pulled Bai Xiao over.
Bai Xiao reached out and grabbed it reflexively.
Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng next to him were stunned.
Lin Mo praised wildly in his heart: [You are awesome! This reaction speed is really amazing!]
Bai Xiao said angrily: [You actually used me as a shield! Are we still the best partners!]
If he hadn't reached out to grab that shoe, the shoe would have flown to his face.
Lin Mo smiled flatteringly and said: [I know you are powerful, otherwise I would not have been able to pull you over, the more capable you are, the more work you should do.]
At this moment, the fighting couple finally came to their senses.
Mrs. Wei rolled up her sleeves and immediately turned into a noble lady.
"Oh, Master Xiaolin is here, this is really embarrassing for Master Xiaolin."
Looking at his mother who was smiling gently, Wei Zhengan shrank his neck, feeling particularly unfair.
Tsk, why don't you have such a good expression when facing him and his parents? This is really too different treatment.
Bai Xiao came out at this time. He stretched his pretty face and said: "Don't fight, you two. I know why you are fighting, but this is indeed a misunderstanding."
Jian Shou, the Shaoqing of Taichang Temple, was about to cry. It was the first time that he felt that this system was so good! This time Jian Shou came to save his life!
Madam Wei glanced coldly at her husband who was standing beside her aggrievedly, then turned around and smiled gently and said: "What misunderstanding is there? Can you please tell me carefully, young master?"
Lin Mo whispered in his heart: [Then you have to ask your son's book boy. Bai Xiao
: "I just read your fortune. You are in this situation because of a sachet. That sachet is not yours, but your son's servant's."
"That servant pretended to be your son to visit brothels and exchanged private items with a woman in the brothel. That sachet was given to him by that woman."
The Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple was so angry that he felt dizzy. "You idiot, you can't even manage your own servant. Go and call that servant over!"
Wei Zhengan was so scared by his father that he trembled all over, and then he quickly asked someone to call that servant.
Lin Mo looked at this scene and shook his head and sighed: [Alas, the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple got beaten in vain.]
Everyone present: ...
At this moment, many people were secretly hiding outside the Wei Mansion, and there were even people hanging on the trees.
"Be careful, be careful, don't let me fall!"
"Don't squeeze me! Why are you so fat for no reason? Can't you lose weight?"
"Why did you bring your whole family here? This place is small, just one person can come!"
At this moment, the people passing by: ...? ? ?
What are these nobles doing? Why can't they understand these nobles more and more?
"Is there something wrong with the family of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple? So many people are hiding here, could it be a rebellion!"
A passerby was the first to have a wild imagination.
"Not really, if it is really a rebellion, it must be the Yu Lin Army, but there must be something wrong inside."
The people who listened to the conversation of the people: ...
Are they so exposed? They thought they were hiding well.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were having a great time eating melons inside.
The three members of the Wei family were almost pissed off by that servant boy.
Although Hua Kongque usually likes to play, he has never been to a brothel.
This bastard actually used his identity to go to a brothel. If this reputation gets out, will he still be able to stay in the capital?
Although there are many men who go to brothels, there is still a chain of contempt in the capital.
The young masters of aristocratic families who keep themselves clean are the first tier, the romantic ones are the second tier, and those who linger in brothels are the third tier!
This bastard pushed him to the ground first!
Not only is he a first-class person, but he is also a second-class person if he is good. A man should be romantic but not vulgar!
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Madam! I really know I'm wrong! Please spare my life!"
This bookboy also grew up with Hua Kongque. His treatment in the mansion is that of a deputy young master. He doesn't have to do anything except serving Hua Kongque's writing.
Logically speaking, with such treatment, he is ungrateful and ungrateful for doing such a thing.
Lin Mo looked at the bookboy crying on the ground and felt particularly contemptuous.
[Xiaobai, why do you think there are so many ungrateful people in this world? Look at this bookboy, he has delicate skin and tender flesh. It seems that he has never suffered any hardship. He may not have grown up in luxury, but at least he has no worries about food and clothing. Even ordinary people don't live as well as him. ã
Bai Xiao: ãEveryone is greedy. This is not the first time he has done such a thing. He even made a maid in the mansion pregnant.ã
Everyone present: !!!
The book boy sat on the ground paralyzed with a look of despair: It's over!
Chapter 108: Raise your worth!
Chapter 108 Raise your status!
Lin Mo really didn't expect that just after eating one melon, another melon would pop up.
She glanced at the book boy sitting paralyzed on the ground. He was still good-looking, with delicate features and tender skin.
[Hurry up and tell me in detail what's going on. Didn't anyone find out that he was with the maid in the mansion?]
Lin Mo felt that it shouldn't be the case. The maid was already pregnant, which meant that it was not the first time they had an affair. How could it have been so long without being discovered?
Bai Xiao explained: [Didn't we say that this bookboy is treated very well in the mansion? Some maids also want to live a good life. Although Hua Kongque looks unreliable, she will definitely not mess around. After choosing and choosing these maids, only this bookboy is chosen.]
[The main reason is that this bookboy is also quite generous. After one person tasted the sweetness, people kept coming to him. There are three people involved with him. Two of them are pregnant. These three are all maids who clean the study.]
Wei Zhengan's eyes widened when he heard this. There are only three maids who clean his study!
Bai Xiao also added: [Oh, there are only three maids in Hua Kongque's small study, but this book boy has recruited all of them. Isn't it amazing?]
Lin Mo nodded and really admired him in his heart. He was really brave.
The Shaoqing of Taichang Temple turned pale and almost fainted. The wife of the Shaoqing really didn't expect that her son's study was so messy. The key is that this fool didn't know anything!
The couple looked at Wei Zhengan at the same time. Wei Zhengan noticed the eyes of his parents and shuddered with fear.
Looking at the book boy who was about to faint on the ground, Bai Xiao pretended to be profound and said: "You should talk to your master about the affair between you and the maid in the study."
After that, Bai Xiao pulled Lin Mo to leave.
Lin Mo: [What are you doing? I'm enjoying my watermelon so much!]
Bai Xiao: [It's time to go! It's not appropriate for us to deal with the private affairs of the family here, at least not in public. Let's hide somewhere secretly!]
Everyone present: ...
You are really polite, too polite!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao walked out of the gate, and then turned a corner and went through the dog hole under Bai Xiao's instructions.
Bai Xiao also made himself smaller, mainly because it was more convenient, as the two of them were too big a target.
The maids and servants of the Wei Mansion: ...Should we stop it or not? Forget it.
"Ahhhh! Why are you beating me? I am innocent too. How do I know he would do such a thing? Wasn't this the man you picked for me when I was a kid?"
Wei Zhengan was beaten so badly that the whole yard was in chaos. He felt that he was innocent.
Qin Zheng stood by and shouted helplessly: "Run, Brother Wei! I'm leaving first. I'll come to play with you when I have time."
After that, Qin Zheng ran away. His back looked extremely panicked, as if there was a dog chasing him from behind.
Wei Zhengan:...Why are you running so fast! If you run, I will get beaten even more. I will be better off if there are guests here!
The guests have all run away. This time, the man and woman can't escape.
Lin Mo hid in a corner and watched this wonderful scene. He couldn't help but sigh: [It seems that my parents really went easy on me. Look at this Foshan Shadowless Palm. Mrs. Wei has profound skills!]
Bai Xiao: [Yes! Your parents just spanked your butt. Anyway, you have a lot of flesh on your butt. At most, your butt will hurt for two days. This peacock was beaten and cried to the sky. It was miserable to see.]
The three members of the Wei family: ... Didn't you just go out? When did you come in?
However, the three of them only paused for a second and then immediately devoted themselves to this special way of connecting feelings.
Madam Wei: "I told you not to manage your subordinates properly! I said I would help you manage them, but you said you could manage them yourself. Look at the people in your yard!"
The Shaoqing of Taichang Temple: "Stop talking, just beat them. After a few more beatings, you will know where you went wrong. After a few more beatings, you will know how to manage your subordinates."
The book boy lying on the ground didn't dare to open his eyes. It was too miserable!
What will be the end of the young master after he was beaten like this!
Looking at the wonderful evasive skills of the flower peacock, Lin Mo exclaimed: [This flower peacock is obviously a person with profound cultivation! He can dodge so well! Bai Xiao :
The Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple is not strong enough. He should cooperate with his wife at this time, one person attacks the other, so that Hua Kongque can't hide no matter how hard he tries.
Hua Kongque: ...You are sick! You just watch the show and make random comments!
The Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple and his wife looked at each other, and then immediately adjusted as the system said.
Hua Kongque's screams became louder, and this time he really hit him with every move.
Bai Xiao: Oh, it's actually the same as I said. It seems that they only showed mercy to my son in the early stage. With the degree of tacit cooperation between them, I guess they usually beat my son together. I feel that I should worry in vain.
Lin Mo also agreed and said: I think you worry in vain. Look at how well they cooperate with each other. ã
The Wei couple: ...
Hua Kongque: ...
After being beaten, Hua Kongque was carried back to his own yard, but his parents were quite restrained in their beatings, and he only had some superficial wounds.
After dealing with their son, it was time to deal with the man on the ground. The Junior Official of the Taichang Temple asked people to investigate everything the book boy had done.
Then he sold the man first. He couldn't do such a thing as taking someone's life, but they definitely couldn't keep such a person in their house!
The book boy was relieved to hear this, but facts proved that he was relieved too early.
After the Junior Official of the Taichang Temple sold the man, he told the human traffickers everything he had done.
Rich people who come to buy servants will definitely buy those with clean hands and feet. It will be difficult for him with such a dark history in the future.
After eating the melons, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao went home happily.
Although they said they were given two melons, the stupid beauty actually gave money, and it was quite a lot.
Bai Xiao immediately stuffed the money into Lin Mo's pocket, and then said proudly: "What do you think? My ability to make money is not bad, right? If you follow me in the future, I will definitely let you eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks every day."
Looking at this bag of silver, Lin Mo's eyes lit up.
I didn't expect that the stupid beauty had so much pocket money. This bag is her pocket money for a month!
"Hehehe, Xiaobai, you are really amazing, but we can't set up a stall every day. We will set up a stall when we have no money. Scarcity makes things valuable. It's not surprising to come out every day." Bai Xiao
nodded in agreement. Yes, if he goes out every day, it will be difficult to raise his value. After his reputation is spread, people will naturally pay a lot of money to ask him to tell fortunes (eat melons).
Chapter 109: Four wolves in one meal, the third prince's weight loss
Chapter 109: Four wolves in one meal, the weight loss of the third prince
The news of the two people in the Shaoqing Mansion of the Taichang Temple spread immediately.
Minister Lin and Madam Lin were about to explode when they saw the posts sent by others.
"Why do you think this system has become more troublesome after becoming a human? Look at these posts he sent, all of which are asking him to tell fortunes. Don't those people know whether he can tell fortunes or not?"
This is clearly a system for eating melons, how can it tell fortunes?
Madam Lin replied to the post and refused while being annoyed. After the two guys went home, they locked themselves in the yard and did something, leaving such a pile of mess for them to deal with.
Minister Lin ate the snacks that were confiscated last time with relish. Well, the things this girl bought are really delicious.
Mrs. Lin talked for a long time and found that there was no response. As a result, she looked up and saw Minister Lin eating and drinking at the table.
"Lin Huan! You are still giving me food! Do you want to become like the third prince?"
Minister Lin quickly swallowed the food in his mouth and said, "Of course not, I just tasted it. That girl is so fascinated by these things every day. Don't I want to know why she is fascinated? But these things are really delicious, better than what I usually buy outside."
Mrs. Lin rubbed her temples and sighed.
This little daughter is exactly like him. She looks very serious on the outside, but in fact, her personality is really very lively under this serious skin.
Such a lively person turned out to be the Minister of Rites. Mrs. Lin didn't know how he got the position.
"Come on, Madam, try this meat jerky. This meat is really good. Let the stinky girl buy some tomorrow. She and Bai Xiao made a lot of money today. It's time for her to show her filial piety to us."
Minister Lin fed the meat jerky to Mrs. Lin very attentively. Mrs. Lin was still angry at first, but now she was forced to laugh.
But it really tasted good. The meat jerky made in the mansion had never tasted like this. No wonder the girl liked to buy food outside every day.
"Don't tell anyone about this. They have worked so hard to earn so little money, and you are still thinking about their little money. Their little money is not enough to fill their teeth."
"I have already increased the monthly allowance of that girl a little. After all, now it is two people spending."
Now they have to support a little husband, and that little money is definitely not enough. Normally, the little money of that girl is not enough to eat, and now they have to feed one more mouth.
But fortunately, that little system can also make money. After all, it is a loan shark, so it doesn't matter if there is one more mouth.
(Bai Xiao: Who is a loan shark! Who said I am a loan shark!)
Bai Xiao and Lin Mo didn't know that Minister Lin was thinking about the little money they earned. They were eating and drinking around the table.
One third of the money earned today has already been spent. If there is something delicious, there must be something interesting to watch. Lin Mo is very curious about how the third prince is losing weight now.
Bai Xiao chewed the dried meat and said incoherently: "He is losing weight well. He has lost 100 kilograms, but he is scolded by the princess every day and cries for his parents."
The third prince's mansion is really a mess now.
"Wuwuwuwu! I want to eat! I'm really starving to death! I only had two meals yesterday and only a bowl of porridge today. If I don't eat anything, I will really become the first prince to die of hunger!"
The third prince lay on the table and wailed non-stop. He had never suffered such a punishment since he was a child. If he had known earlier, he would have restrained himself during the New Year and other festivals.
The Third Prince's wife looked at him with no emotion.
She lifted the Third Prince's head and touched his double chin, then touched his belly, and finally said with disdain: "It's not enough. You still have the nerve to say that you only ate two meals yesterday. The system said to eat coarse grains, and you did eat coarse grains, but you can't eat a few big bowls!"
"You ate a lot of wo wo tou in one go, and drank three bowls of coarse grain porridge in one go. You are raising pigs! Even a hoe doesn't eat as much as you do!"
Thinking of yesterday, the Third Prince's wife was really about to die of anger.
She made that wo wo tou with the worst coarse grains. Most people would feel that it would scratch their throats just by eating that, but she wanted this effect.
As a result, he ate a lot of wo wo tou that scratched his throat so much! He swallowed while rolling his eyes and choking, looking like a starving ghost.
He simply drank the coarse grain porridge as if it were water. How could he lose weight like this?
Bai Xiao relayed the situation here to Lin Mo in real time, and Lin Mo laughed like a goose.
"Goose, goose, goose, I have never seen anyone eat a diet meal like this. The third prince is definitely a talent!"
Bai Xiao said with emotion while chewing his food: "He is indeed a talent. There is nothing he won't eat."
Emperor Xuande and the crown prince and the second prince were also paying attention to the third prince's weight loss progress.
What happened here was also relayed to them.
Emperor Xuande's eyes almost popped out when he heard his stupid son eat a whole bunch of wowotou in one meal.
"He must be a reincarnated pig! Eating a whole bunch of wowotou in one meal! How can he lose weight like this!"
Eunuch Li touched his nose and added, "I heard that this wowotou is made of the coarsest grains, the kind that scratches your throat when you swallow it. The third prince's throat must be quite thick."
After saying that, he nodded affirmatively. Rich people would find even white steamed buns too dry, let alone wowotou. The third prince is amazing!
Emperor Xuande: ...
The crown prince and the second prince were also amazed when they heard this. The third prince is a capable person!
If the third prince were to live among the common people, he would definitely not starve to death. He could probably even chew on a tree trunk!
The third prince was in such a miserable state, so Emperor Xuande asked the question that concerned him the most, "How much weight has he lost now? He is so miserable, so he should have lost a lot, right?"
Eunuch Li coughed and said in a low voice, "He has lost about a pound, and he ate two pounds again yesterday."
Emperor Xuande: ... That's a fart!
The third prince's weight loss plan is still going on. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have already been wandering around the capital.
One day, Lin Mo took the shrunken Bai Xiao to the street while driving the pig, and suddenly ran into the third prince and the third prince's wife who were coming towards him.
Looking at the fat face of the third prince, the nail rake hummed happily.
Lin Mo said happily: "Third Prince, Nail Rake is greeting you."
The Third Prince: ...
The Third Prince's wife took a deep breath, and slapped the Third Prince's fat first. The crisp sound indicated that the meat was of good quality.
"Go home! Keep losing weight!"
Bai Xiao was almost laughing in her sleeves, [You are too mean, the Third Prince worked hard for a week to get this opportunity to go out, and you just rejected him. ]
Lin Mo's eyes widened, [No way, I just said hello to him, it shouldn't be that serious! ]
She really didn't mean that!
Chapter 110 This is your own little husband!
Chapter 110 This is your own little husband!
The Third Prince has already started to cry bitterly in his heart. He must tell fortunes when he goes out in the future!
Looking at the Third Prince who kept turning his head and looking at her with resentful eyes, Lin Mo touched her nose and waved to him awkwardly.
She was really sorry. She didn't know that things would turn out like this. She just asked a question casually.
But losing weight is not bad. Losing weight is good for your health.
Bai Xiao sighed and said with emotion: [I don't know how long the Third Prince will be locked up this time. I hope he can lose this fat as soon as possible.]
Lin Mo took Bai Xiao to mess around in the capital. They either ran into this or that. Today, they either went to catch an adulterer or watched others having a secret meeting. This wonderful life is beyond description.
People in the capital also followed her and ate a lot of melons. Those unlucky families could only eat this loss. Who knew that the melon happened in their family?
One day, on the way home from hanging out outside, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao saw Lin Qi and Hua Yao County Lord walking slowly in front of them.
Bai Xiao exclaimed: [Look, look! Your brother is dating Hua Yao County Lord! Look at his little wife, he is obviously a strong man who can carry you with one hand, but he acts so coquettishly, wow, this is definitely a routine! ]
Lin Mo also nodded in agreement: [That's right, but he inherited that face from his mother, so it's also pretty to be so coquettish. ã
Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao who were having a date in front:...
When did you two come here again! Can you please hurry over? People are having a tryst here and you are joining in the fun. Can you please pay attention to the atmosphere?
County Lord Hua Yao coughed lightly, and then whispered: "Why don't we find another place?"
This little Lin is indeed a good person, but he seems to be a little bit stupid.
It's obviously the age for marriage, but this person seems to have no savvy at all.
Lin Qi gritted his teeth and tried to force a smile, "Then let's get out of here quickly", this little bastard didn't come back earlier or later, but came back at this time, could it be that he calculated it right!
This Bai Xiao is really something, he didn't even know to stop her. You really can't give this little bastard every request.
I thought that after the system becomes a human, it will be able to take good care of this little bastard, but I didn't expect that Bai Xiao is actually an accomplice.
This thought just flashed through my mind when Bai Xiao's voice rang out.
Bai Xiao: [Hurry, hurry, they are going to run away! Your brother just looked back and they should have discovered us. Hurry up and make your pig run! ]
Lin Mo pulled the reins and replied in high spirits: [Don't worry, they can't run away! I must eat their melon today! ]
Lin Qi, County Lord Hua Yao: ...
Actually, you really don't need to be so persistent. Can't you take your little husband on a date? We have our date and you have your date, can't we just not disturb each other?
Hua Yao County Lord and Lin Qi looked at each other, then tiptoed and flew away at the same time.
Lin Mo, who was on the ground, was driving the pig with a dull face: "Oh my god! I forgot that they both know martial arts!"
This melon can't be eaten! Although Bai Xiao can tell her the situation, the melon that can't be experienced in person is tasteless.
The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more unwilling he felt. He then took Bai Xiao out of his sleeve, held him between two fingers, and asked seriously, "Can you take me flying? The kind that flies up like them."
Bai Xiao was speechless, "I've already told you that I can't fly to the sky or the earth, how can I explain it to you? I don't know how to do Qinggong, and the best I can do is to activate the protection mechanism for you to grow and shrink."
Hearing this, Lin Mo narrowed his eyes in disdain, and then stuffed him back in, "Tsk! This... How come your system can't do anything? I saw that the systems of other people in the novels were very powerful. After they became humans, they were all domineering CEOs. How come you can't do anything? "
Bai Xiao was so angry that she laughed, "I can't do anything? I can't do anything. Whose melons are you eating every day? If I hadn't told you these melons, would your life be so colorful?"
Bai Xiao became more and more angry, and then she bit Lin Mo's arm first, without much force, just like a mosquito bite.
Lin Mo felt a stinging pain and subconsciously slapped his hand, and then a scream came from his sleeve.
"Ah! Lin Mo! Are you going to kill me? You almost flattened me with that slap just now!"
Lin Mo quickly took Bai Xiao out and took a look. Well, he was still a delicate little man, not flattened.
"Did you bite me just now? If you didn't bite me, then you must have pinched me. How could you, as a man, lay your hands on me!"
Bai Xiao shouted at the top of his voice: "I didn't, I just used my mouth. Don't you humans always say that a gentleman uses his mouth instead of his hands? I used my mouth!"
Lin Mo opened his mouth immediately after hearing this, and was about to stuff Bai Xiao into his mouth.
"Ahhhh! Eating people! Eating people! Someone is going to eat people! Come and help!"
The two went back home noisily. Nail Rake and Big Wild Boar were used to it. From time to time, they would turn their heads to look at them when they were arguing fiercely.
As the sounds of the quarrel were getting farther and farther away, Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao also secretly poked their heads out.
County Lord Hua Yao really liked Lin Mo. "Master Xiao Lin has a very funny personality. If I were a man and married him home, I would be very happy."
Hearing this, Lin Qi's pupils dilated instantly, and then he quickly turned his head and said, "No!"
How can this little sister attract men everywhere! She has the same character as her father!
Seeing Lin Qi's nervous expression, County Lord Hua Yao couldn't help laughing and pinched his face, "I'm joking, it's getting late, I'll take you home."
Lin Qi touched his red ears and nodded. Now he was used to being taken home.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao started fighting right after they got home, and Lin Ran sat beside them and watched them fight.
Bai Xiao's actual combat experience was still insufficient, so Lin Mo always had the upper hand.
Lin Ran instructed Bai Xiao while eating melon seeds, "Grab her wrist, you are stronger than her, grab her wrist and she won't be able to move."
Bai Xiao very obediently grabbed Lin Mo's wrist. He was half a head taller than Lin Mo, so if they really fought, Lin Mo would definitely not be his opponent, but he was a civilized system and didn't hit women.
Lin Mo was almost going crazy listening to her elder sister's instructions, "Sister! Who are you on? I am your sister!"
Lin Ran took a sip of tea and sighed comfortably, "I am a person who helps others but not relatives. Look how many times you punched her. She won't bother with you, but please don't smash her pretty face." This is your own little husband.
Lin Ran didn't say the rest of the sentence.
Chapter 111 General Li's Shocking Action
Chapter 111 General Li's shocking deeds
Although the two had a quarrel, they made up when it was time to eat.
"Hurry up and eat this, it's delicious!"
Lin Mo stuffed his mouth with meat, like a starving ghost reincarnated.
Bai Xiao also ate very deliciously. Watching these two people eat, the appetites of the others improved a lot.
After dinner, Lin Mo took Bai Xiao out to play. Looking at Bai Xiao beside him, Lin Mo had a very important question to ask him.
She touched the top of her head, and measured her height to some part of Bai Xiao's body, then said unhappily: "Why do I feel that you have grown a lot taller? I remember that when you just became an adult, you were only half a head taller than me, but now you are already half a head taller."
Bai Xiao tugged at his clothes and said proudly: "That's right, my energy was unstable before, and my age was about the same as yours. Now this is my growth period. Have you noticed that my appetite has increased a lot? In another six months, you will have to look up at me, although you have to look up at me now."
His goal is to grow into a tall man, and now he is only 1.75 meters tall, which is not enough.
Unfair! She doesn't eat less every day, so
why can't she grow taller? She is only 1.63 meters tall now, she must at least break through 1.65 meters! No, she must grow taller. From now on, she will eat whatever Bai Xiao eats. She doesn't believe that she can't grow taller!
The next morning when Lin Mo went to court, he was still thinking about this.
Bai Xiao had been nagging about it all night, and his head was about to explode.
[I said, why are you so obsessed with your height? Your height of 1.63 meters is not too short, at least break through 1.6 meters, there is no need to be so obsessed with growing taller. Lin Mo said without anger: "
Why can't I persist? All my family members are so tall, but I am so short. I have a small frame and look petite. Now I am still so short. I really look short and small. How can you grow so tall in such a short time!"
The emperor and the ministers: "
No, you are discussing height so early in the morning. Can't you discuss something exciting?"
Bai Xiao touched his head and said proudly: "How can I be the same as you? I am in the period of height explosion now. In fact, I am still quite tall compared to others. Look at General Li. He is also quite short, but he is invincible in battle."
General Li standing behind: "Why are you talking about me again? Is my height a hindrance to you?"
Everyone secretly looked at General Li. Tsk, he really wasn't that tall.
Lin Mo also had an impression of this General Li. His height stood out among the military officers, so Lin Mo would occasionally look at him twice.
Lin Mo asked Bai Xiao curiously: "Has General Li never thought about growing taller? It's not easy for him to use a spear with his height. Could he use a sword?"
This sentence was like a sharp knife that pierced General Li's mind.
General Li touched his chest and took a deep breath. Doctor Zhao quickly inserted a needle into his acupuncture point and whispered to comfort him: "Relax, relax, it's not a big deal. Height is a matter of opinion. General, you are a martial artist, height is nothing."
The corners of the other generals' mouths trembled desperately. Fortunately, they were tall enough and were not targeted by this little ancestor.
[Why didn't I think of a way, but it was useless. Moreover, General Li's biggest hobby is to use a long spear. Don't look at his height, but he can use a good spear, and his height is also an advantage. He can attack the enemy's lower body. General Li has a knack in this regard. Lin Mo
became more and more curious about General Li after hearing what Bai Xiao said. [Then tell me what tricks he has to deal with the enemy. Has he done anything earth-shattering?]
General Li rolled his eyes. He had indeed done something earth-shattering, but he couldn't talk about it here!
But the more he didn't want others to know, the more likely it would be talked about.
Bai Xiao laughed and said, [Ten years ago, he went to the northwest. When he was fighting against the enemy general, he aimed at the enemy's lower body and attacked fiercely. The long spear passed by and successfully killed the enemy's descendants!]
Hearing this, Lin Mo took a breath of cold air and everyone present widened their eyes slightly.
How come they didn't know about this!
Emperor Xuande bit his lip. He knew about the great war ten years ago, as he was the one who ordered the war, but he didn't know what happened in the middle. Did General Li do such a thing? Why didn't he report it to him truthfully!
If he had reported it truthfully, he would have definitely rewarded General Li well!
"General Li's martial arts are really superb. I was wondering why that general disappeared in that war, but there was no news of his death. It turns out it's because of you!"
"I didn't expect General Li to have kept this matter so secret. This is a great achievement!"
Staring at his colleagues around him, General Li closed his eyes helplessly.
What a great achievement! He still remembers the scene. He originally wanted to stab the man's leg, but the man slipped and became shorter, so he stabbed the wrong place.
He is an upright man, but he stabbed someone in that place. Isn't it embarrassing to tell others about this?
If this matter gets out, and people say that Li Ming has this reputation, how can he see people?
Lin Mo glanced at General Li who looked ashen in the back, and then said with admiration: "Amazing! I didn't expect General Li to have done such a big thing! He killed people, but he killed their hearts! Killing their hearts is much more cruel than killing people. ã
Bai Xiao:ãWho said it wasn't? So being short does have its advantages. When you fight with others in the future, you can also focus on attacking their lower body, and I will be the commander!ã
Lin Mo was actually comforted by him,ãIt's a deal. If I fight with others in the future, I will focus on hitting them in the lower body, and then I will go home and make a knife.ã
All the men present:...
What's wrong with your system! Why do you teach a girl to do such a thing! You are also a man, aren't you afraid that she will use this technique on you!
Emperor Xuande breathed a sigh of relief when he sat on it. Fortunately, his three princes have already married.
At first, he actually wanted to let this girl marry into the royal family, but she couldn't marry into the royal family. The royal family had few offspring. If this girl married into the royal family, she would not let their royal family be extinct.
Chapter 112: Minister of Personnel: My son!
Chapter 112: The Minister of Personnel: My son!
After the court session, the emperor specially kept General Li.
"My dear, please tell me in detail about the expedition to the northwest ten years ago. Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing? I can reward you according to your merits!"
It was really too bad that he had to eat the melon for ten years. Why did he have to hide such a good thing?
General Li: ...Your Majesty, it really doesn't have to be like this. I don't have to accept the reward.
The crown prince, the second prince and the third prince also found an opportunity to stay. It is rare to hear the owner of the melon talk about the story openly, so they must stay and listen carefully!
Under the gaze of the royal father and son, General Li stuttered and told the story of that year.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had no idea that they had harmed General Li, and General Li's reputation was completely ruined.
After that, General Li also lost his original surname, and he was called General Xiagong from then on, and this reputation became more and more famous, until everyone completely forgot that his surname was Li.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao originally wanted to go shopping happily, but they were suddenly stopped by Qin Zheng's father, the Minister of Personnel.
"Master Xiao Lin, please stay, I have something to ask you."
The Minister of Personnel had also heard about the fortune-telling from his stupid son.
But now he wanted to understand it more clearly, because that stupid son couldn't explain things clearly, and he spoke haltingly.
[Do you have something to ask me? He is right, right? I can't help with national affairs at eight o'clock. I just eat melons and stare blankly when I go to court every day. He must have asked the wrong person. ã
Lin Mo really thinks that the Minister of Personnel has found the wrong person. If he wants to ask about national affairs, he should ask her father.
Bai Xiao: [It shouldn't be a national event. After all, everyone knows that you don't know anything. You are just a slacker. Who would ask you about national affairs? I guess it's because of the stupid beauty. ã
The Minister of Personnel really wants to give Bai Xiao a thumbs up. This system is really smart!
Lin Mo looked at the expectant Minister of Personnel and asked with a smile: "You want to ask about Qin Zheng, right?"
The Minister of Personnel nodded quickly: "Yes, I also asked someone to investigate the matter that Mr. Bai calculated last time, but except that the woman had been married, there was no record of her giving birth to a child, so I want Lord Xiaolin to help introduce Mr. Bai."
Last time, his stupid son told them about this matter as soon as he got home, and they also hurriedly asked someone to investigate.
Although the investigation showed that the woman had been married, and it was indeed for the purpose of climbing up the social ladder, but the investigation did not show that she had given birth to a child.
In their era, they are more open to women remarrying. The late emperor's concubine Chen was also a widow, and she was also favored for a period of time.
Bai Xiao said cheerfully: "Of course we can't find out. If you can easily find out, then that woman is too stupid. She gave all her children up for adoption, and all of them were given to her ex-husband's sister's family. She was also registered with her ex-husband's sister's family. Moreover, when she was pregnant, she hid her pregnancy. Her family also delivered the child. I have to say she is quite amazing."
Lin Mo was so impressed when he heard this. This woman must have had the idea of ââmarrying up.
Because women in this era are very open to remarriage, it is not really important whether she remarries or not, but it is different after she has a child.
Some families can accept a widow marrying in, but cannot accept a child. This also depends on the openness of each family.
The Minister of Personnel was so angry when he heard this. That woman was his distant cousin, and he had helped her a lot before. After all, there was such a thin relationship between them.
This woman actually dared to set her sights on his son!
This time, it was also the woman who came to him on her own initiative. His stupid son was simple-minded, and the woman pretended to be pitiful. On the surface, she looked like an honest person, and she was also beautiful.
They also thought it would be good if the children could be together. After all, the couple knew each other better. Although they didn't have any blood relationship now, there was still such a thin relationship between them, which could be considered a closer relationship.
But they didn't expect such a thing to happen!
"Well, Mr. Minister, your distant relative did give birth to a child, but the child is not under her own household registration, nor is it under her late husband's household registration. Her late husband has an elder sister, and the two children are raised by his sister."
"Xiaobai told me about this. No matter whether that woman has given birth to a child or not, she can deceive you anyway. You just cut off this relative. Silly beauty, oh, Qin Zheng is a good person and looks good. You should also have some confidence in him. There are many noble ladies with good character in the capital. Besides, he is not very old now, so it doesn't matter if he waits another two years."
Lin Mo really felt that the Minister of Personnel's family was a little too anxious. Silly beauty was only one year older than her, and she was not anxious, so why should he be anxious?
The Minister of Personnel nodded quickly after hearing this, "Yes, yes, thank you Lord Xiaolin for your enlightenment, we will definitely handle this matter."
Lin Mo nodded pretending to be mature, but in fact he was so happy that he was about to explode.
[Yohahaha! This feeling of educating others is really great! No wonder my parents, brothers and sisters love to educate me so much! No wonder others love to be teachers, this feeling of educating people is simply beautiful! ]
Bai Xiao could feel her emotions, so he could also feel her feelings.
[It's pretty good, you can develop another career in the future, how about I help you become someone's life mentor! As long as we eat an explosive melon, we will comfort the victim and point him in the direction of life, what do you think? ã
The Minister of Personnel, who heard all of this, said:...
No, I just wanted to say this. You guys think too highly of yourselves! Do you really think you can be someone's life mentor? Are you really not kidding?
The Minister of Personnel was about to speak to divert their attention, but was suddenly interrupted by Bai Xiao's exclamation.
Bai Xiao screamed and said to Lin Mo: [Ahhh! Something happened to the stupid beauty! That woman planned to kidnap the stupid beauty and make it a fait accompli. After giving birth to the child, she will release the stupid beauty and force the Minister of Personnel's family to recognize her. She has already contacted the villains! ]
Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and asked quickly: [Where is the stupid beauty now? Bai Xiao
: [He, Hua Kongque and the two sons of the Prime Minister are drinking in the restaurant!]
All the eavesdropping officials: !!! Whose fierce woman is this! How dare she ignore the law!
Minister of Personnel: !!! My son! You must not get caught, and if you are caught, control yourself!
Chapter 113 Mistakenly Recognizing the Prime Minister's Son
Chapter 113 Mistakenly Identifying the Prime Minister's Young Master
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao drove the pig to the wine house, and the others followed them stealthily.
The Minister of Personnel did not dare to go openly, so he took a small detour.
As he walked, he kept praying in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have taken that woman with him. Who cares if she is a distant relative? There is no blood relationship between them, so why bother with her!
[Hurry up! The wine they drank is almost finished, and the thieves in the alley have already ambushed! ]
Bai Xiao hid in Lin Mo's sleeve and kept urging him. Lin Mo was a little nervous when he shouted at him.
[I'm already fast enough. Didn't you see that the two pigs in front of me have already left their shadows?]
Lin Mo was also anxious. If she could fly, she would have planned to fly over first. But this system doesn't have this function.
At this moment, the guy over there just finished drinking and came downstairs from the wine shop.
Qin Zheng happily patted the shoulders of the two people beside him and said, "Thank you, Young Master, for treating us to a drink today. We haven't had such a good drink in a long time."
The Young Master of the Xiangfu smiled and said, "Isn't this to comfort you? I heard that your distant cousin broke up with you. You are still young, so don't worry too much. I also met your distant cousin once, and her eyes didn't look too comfortable. It's better for you to send her away as soon as possible."
Wei Zhengan also had some impression of that woman. After all, he often went to play with Qin Zheng.
"Yes, and this was all calculated by Master Xiaolin and Young Master Bai. In my opinion, you should have sent him away on the day Young Master Bai calculated his fortune."
Several people walked downstairs, chatting and laughing. They didn't plan to go home yet. The folding fan shop on the opposite street had new fan styles, and they wanted to take a look to see if there were any styles that suited their taste.
If they took a shortcut from this street to the other street, they would have to pass through a relatively dark alley. They had walked this road many times before, so they were not too vigilant.
The two thieves hiding in the dark were stunned when they saw the person coming.
"Didn't they say it was the same person? Why is this a Westerner? So who is the son of the Minister of Personnel?"
The one with the crooked mouth looked around but didn't recognize the person. The bearded man next to him took out a portrait. The person in the portrait had crooked eyes and a slanted nose, and he didn't look like the Westerner at all.
The bearded man looked left and right, and finally caught a key point: "Look at this portrait. Doesn't it show that the son of the Minister of Personnel likes to wear a jade crown? The one in the middle is wearing a jade crown, so it should be the one in the middle."
The two looked at each other, and then went out with knives in hand.
The Westerner opposite: ??? Someone is robbing in broad daylight! And he didn't even cover his face! This guy is a bit too bold!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao hurriedly arrived here. They quickly parked the pigs aside and found a secluded place to hide.
Lin Mo said with reason: "It's not that I don't want to go out and help them now. The main thing is that if I go out to help them now, they will ask me why I am here. How should I answer? I will rush out when their lives are in danger. This is safer.
Bai Xiao also agreed with this view. "We will attack their lower body later. I will tell you how General Li defeated the enemy. You are shorter than him, so you should be able to use it better. "
Lin Mo was silent for three seconds and replied speechlessly: "Thank you. ã
At this moment, the people who secretly followed over to watch the onlookers felt really angry and amused when they heard this. At this time, these two people were still so out of tune.
Lin Mo and the others were far away, so the Westerners and thieves over there did not hear their thoughts.
"Charge, grab the one wearing the jade crown in the middle!"
The two thieves rushed over here first. The eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion in the middle: ??? Rob me?
The Minister of Personnel who arrived late thought that he would see his son fighting with the thieves, but he didn't expect to see his son standing beside him with a look of surprise, and the target of the two thieves was the eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion.
The Prime Minister who rushed over: ??? This is the wrong person!
The eldest son of the Xiangfu was a man of both civil and military talents. The second son had studied with his brother since he was young and was also good at martial arts. The two of them subdued the thief in a few moves.
Hua Kongque also rushed to help, but was kicked out by the second son, who said, "Brother Wei, go play somewhere else and don't block me from using my hands and feet."
The kicked Hua Kongque said, "...Are you polite?"
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were eating melon seeds and looked very happy. Fortunately, none of the stupid beauties came out.
Bai Xiao said with emotion while eating melon seeds: [Most of the noble sons in the capital have learned martial arts since childhood. I don't know where these two thieves got the courage from. And are these two thieves stupid? They don't even wear masks. Are they afraid that others won't recognize them? If they lose the fight, they can't escape.]
Lin Mo said while munching on melon seeds: [You can see that these two people are not smart. The distant cousin is also the same. Why did she have to marry a stupid beauty? Since she has come to the capital to get close to relatives, it's not impossible for her to marry a second time. Maybe there will be a wealthy merchant family who will take a fancy to her beauty and the Ministry of Personnel's mansion. As long as her relationship with the Ministry of Personnel's family continues and the Ministry of Personnel's mansion does not fall, then basically she will have no worries in her life. ã
The Minister of Personnel who was hiding in the dark: ... Thank you so much.
"You idiots! Who sent you here? How dare you attack us?" The eldest son slapped the bearded man on the face. The bearded man was so dizzy that he didn't know which way was which.
"Please spare my life, please spare my life! We were sent by the cousin of the Minister of Personnel. She asked us to kidnap the son of the Minister of Personnel and give us a large sum of money. With this money, we won't have to do such things anymore. We are forced by life!"
The one with the crooked mouth was so scared that he kept kowtowing on the ground. He now knew that he had recognized the wrong person, because the cousin said that the son of the Minister of Personnel was not very good at martial arts and had a soft temper.
This person has such a tough temper, he must not be the son of the Minister of Personnel. Why are they so unlucky!
The stupid beauty who was watching the show on the side opened her mouth slightly and looked surprised: "She hasn't given up yet! Why kidnap me? I won't marry her even if she kidnaps me!"
The bearded man whispered: "That cousin said that she wants to make it a done deal and will release you after giving birth to the child."
The eldest and second sons of the Xiangfu and the peacock looked at Qin Zheng, and their expressions were full of pity for him.
It is really a sin to have such a distant cousin.
"Why bother talking to them so much? Just send them to the government first." The second son of the prime minister's mansion was impatient, and he would not be soft-hearted to such people.
Lin Mo commented to Bai Xiao: [You see, good-looking men also need to be careful when they are outside, after all, there is no distinction between male and female perverts.]
Bai Xiao touched his face and replied in agreement: [Then I have to be extra careful when I go out, I am so good-looking, what if I am noticed by a female pervert.]
Chapter 114: A gentleman's revenge is never too late. General Li is being targeted.
Chapter 114 A gentleman's revenge is never too late, General Li is being targeted
The two thieves were sent to the government, and the cousin was also arrested.
When she was arrested, she still said that she was wronged, saying that everyone bullied her because she was an orphan with no one to rely on.
Lin Mo was amused when he heard this, "I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless person. How can she say that."
Bai Xiao secretly ate the meat jerky that Lin Mo bought and said, "If she had a good conscience, she would not do such a thing. Well, the meat jerky you bought is a little hard. Don't buy from this family next time."
This incident made everyone in the capital start to be wary of those distant relatives.
Especially those cousins, close relatives with blood relations are okay, but the most important thing to be wary of are those relatives who are not related at all.
Emperor Xuande ate his meal while listening to Eunuch Li's retelling. His appetite had increased since he had Xiao Lin.
"Tsk, this Minister of Personnel is really something. Why is he so anxious when the child is still young? Look at Xiao Lin, she is so open-minded. If she is destined to be with someone, maybe she will get a son-in-law from heaven."
Eunuch Li coughed lightly and said in a low voice, "The Minister of Personnel gave birth to a son. I'm afraid a son-in-law won't fall from heaven."
Emperor Xuande paused, "Oh, it's the same. Why worry so much?"
While He He and Mei Mei were eating melons together, the Third Prince's Mansion was full of low pressure.
In fact, the Third Prince has lost a lot of weight during this period. He has lost 8 kilograms, but now the Third Prince's wife mainly wants to train his muscles back.
The third prince danced with the sword with a numb face. He would never eat so much again. This period of time was really killing him.
"Be more crisp! Who are you showing this soft and fluffy thing to!"
The third prince's wife hit him with a stick. The third prince started to practice again with grievance.
When can he go out? He is almost getting moldy from being bored at home. It
will be a good time for an outing in the near future. He doesn't want to waste this time at home.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were also thinking about an outing. Now the weather is getting warmer and spring has come.
"During this time, you should go out with your sister. You are not young anymore. You should play with others more. You are probably not familiar with those noble ladies in the capital. I don't want you to make close friends with them, but at least you should know them."
Mrs. Lin immediately packed Lin Mo to Lin Ran. Lin Mo looked numb.
[Why should I know them? There is no point in talking to them. When those girls get together, they either discuss poetry and songs or which young man is good-looking. I know more about the good-looking young men in the capital than they do. As for poetry and songs, I can't get a word in. What's the point of me going there?]
Lin Mo was really annoyed. If she had the time, she might as well go out on the street with Bai Xiao.
Bai Xiao comforted her and said, "Oh, don't be sad, don't be sad, you will definitely not lose out this time, there will be a big melon this time!"
Madam Lin and Lin Ran paused at the same time, and then they looked at each other.
The big melon must not be missed, but Madam Lin couldn't go out because she had something to do at home.
"Watch your sister well, eat the melon, but don't let her get involved." Madam Lin was really afraid that this naughty girl would get involved.
The last time she went to a banquet, she used both words and hands to beat someone up, and now the Yangning County Lord is avoiding her when he sees her.
Lin Ran nodded and said affirmatively, "Don't worry, mother, I will keep a good eye on her."
With the melon hanging in front of her, Lin Mo suddenly became energetic and particularly attentive.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let's not be late", she now began to urge the other sisters to come.
Seeing her anxious look, Bai Xiao couldn't help but say: [Don't worry, don't worry, the protagonist hasn't arrived yet, today is a huge explosive melon! It's related to General Li! ]
Lin Mo was even more curious after hearing what he said. General Li's family only has one daughter, right? Could it be that General Li's daughter has something wrong?
Under Lin Mo's constant urging, Lin Ran could only take her there in advance.
There are already a lot of people in this garden. Now the sisters are doing activities together whether they are outing or admiring flowers, and each has their own pile.
When Lin Mo came, the faces of everyone present changed slightly, but they quickly returned to normal.
"Master Xiaolin is here. It's rare for Master Xiaolin to attend a gathering like this."
"Yes, Master Xiaolin is quite busy, but he can come and play with us when he's free."
This is the person who can make them eat melons, so they have to coax him well!
They didn't dare to go to him on their own initiative.
Lin Mo smiled at them politely, and then quickly asked Bai Xiao: [Who has the melon? Find him quickly! ]
The smiles on the faces of everyone present froze. Is it so exciting right at the beginning!
Those who are honest in their hearts have already started to prepare to eat melons, while those who have hidden thoughts are so scared that their hearts are about to jump out .
Bai Xiao said in Lin Mo's sleeve: [Today's melon is still related to General Li. You should know that General Li lost his wife at an early age. He now has two sons and a daughter.]
Lin Mo: [I know, what's the problem with this.]
Bai Xiao laughed: [This is the problem. Didn't I tell you ten years ago that he caused trouble for the enemy general? The general has always been resentful of this matter. Later, he had someone infiltrate Dayong and let someone steal a noblewoman. ã
ãIt's the kind of real and fake daughter literature. He left a fake one here, and then took the real daughter to his place to raise. Later, when the real daughter was found, she had been almost brainwashed by him. Now the real daughter's goal is to marry General Li and make General Li extinct from now on. ã
Lin Mo's CPU was about to explode when he heard this. Is it so complicated? He has been preparing for revenge for so many years. This is really a gentleman's revenge is never too late!
All the girls present were stunned when they heard this. They basically knew who Bai Xiao was talking about.
Chen Luo's face was pale.
Bai Xiao continued: [Did you see the girl in yellow? That's her. Her name is Chen Luo. She has already started to contact General Li. ã
Lin Mo squinted his eyes and secretly looked at the girl, then said admiringly: [This girl is also very pretty, and seems to be about the same age as my sister. General Li is old enough to be her father! ]
This girl is really good at talking!
It's not that General Li is not good-looking, but General Li is indeed not very good-looking. The main reason is that the age difference is a bit too big!
Chapter 115 Lin Mo was written into the storybook
Chapter 115 Lin Mo was written into a storybook
Chen Luo was raised by the enemy since she was a child, and even after being found, her family here had no feelings for
her. What's more, there is a fake daughter here who took her place. Her parents were reluctant to give up their daughter who they had raised for so long, even if it was a fake one. Anyway, the family could afford to raise them, so they kept both of them.
These two identities are definitely in conflict. On one side is the daughter they raised themselves, and on the other side is their own biological daughter, so their parents always let them solve their own conflicts, and they, as elders, don't get involved.
Chen Luo was instilled with hatred since she was young, and she needed to be educated. As a result, her parents here just gave her up, and the fake daughter often showed closeness to her parents and brothers in front of her. Now, let alone feelings, she already hates her original family here.
Bai Xiao also told Lin Mo about the affairs of the Chen family, and everyone listened carefully.
Almost everyone present disagreed with the Chen family's approach.
It was a good thing that their biological daughter was found, and the fake daughter had enjoyed wealth and glory for so long. Even if you are reluctant to let the fake daughter go back, at least raise them separately. It's not like you can't buy a house.
The daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion whispered to the young lady next to her: "If my parents were like this, they would have walked away on the day I was found."
Lin Mo also complained to the system: [It seems that I don't think this Chen Luo is the one who made the biggest mistake. She is also a victim. ]
[She is obviously a daughter of a noble family and should have been raised with thousands of favors. As a result, her identity was swapped and she grew up in the enemy camp. I don't know what kind of suffering she has endured outside for more than ten years. After returning, she was treated like this by her parents. If it were me, I would have made a big fuss in the Chen family. ]
Bai Xiao: [Who said it wasn't? The attitude of the Chen family is really problematic, and that fake daughter is also problematic. ã
Chen Luo hid in the corner with a flash of hatred in her eyes. Yes, what did she do wrong! She did nothing wrong at all!
Someone had secretly reported what happened here to the emperor, and General Li was also notified.
Emperor Xuande was confused when he heard this story.
"That person is too persistent! Ten years have passed!"
Eunuch Li whispered, "This is not a question of persistence, the main thing is that General Li was the first to cut off his roots."
The words on Emperor Xuande's mouth were immediately blocked by Eunuch Li: Well, this problem is indeed worthy of hatred.
"Hurry up and get someone to control the Chen family. The Chen family is really something. They should have made amends after finding their biological daughter, but they let their biological daughter be bullied by the fake one. Chen Luo is also a miserable person."
General Li's family was all confused when they were blamed.
General Li's son's eyes almost popped out when he heard that someone seduced his father.
"Are you serious? Someone actually wants to seduce my father, and it's a girl of 17 or 18 years old? Is there anything wrong with her eyes?"
The eunuch who was delivering the message from the palace had a strange look on his face when he heard this. My eldest son, your tone seems a little strange.
"Yes, you heard it right. Miss Chen was stolen by the enemy when she was young. That person hated General Li for cutting off his descendants, so he planned this incident. Miss Chen was raised by the enemy since she was young and was instilled with hatred by the enemy. Fortunately, Lord Xiaolin is here, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous."
The Li brothers' heads were buzzing when they heard this.
They looked at their confused father and recalled the appearance of Miss Chen.
Then the faces of the two suddenly became very strange.
Tsk! Miss Chen's thoughts were instilled too thoroughly by the enemy.
It's not that they are unfilial, but their father's appearance is indeed not good-looking. When he was young, he could be said to have regular features.
After so many years of living outdoors, riding horses and fighting in the war, their faces have aged a lot. They are only about 40 years old, but they look more than 50.
Fortunately, their late mother was pretty, otherwise they would not look good.
General Li noticed the looks of his two sons. He touched his nose awkwardly and said in a tough tone: "Why are you looking at me like that? And what's the tone of your voice just now? It's okay for a girl to like me. It shows that I am attractive!"
Miss Li whispered: "Is this attractive? I have a purpose for you. Even if you look like Mr. Xiaolin's rake, I can still do it."
Everyone present: ...
General Li took a deep breath and wanted to curse, but looking at his precious daughter, he held back the words.
The two brothers' mouths were almost twitching. The younger
sister was really good. This sentence hit the point. They didn't dare to say such words to their father.
This outing was really wonderful. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were quite happy. They secretly wrote a letter to the government, of course anonymously.
But there was no difference between their anonymous and open writing, after all, everyone knew their thoughts.
[Alas, who told me to be patriotic? I might not care about other things you said, but General Li is a hero who fought in many battles. If something happened to him, I would be sorry for the country, so we must take care of this matter! ]
Lin Mo's words moved herself, and the people around her felt a lot more comfortable when they heard her words.
Lord Kobayashi finally used his abilities to take the initiative to do something good for the country!
Although Lady Xiaolin has done a lot of good things indirectly over the years, they were all passive or incidental, and the government and the emperor had to deal with them secretly. She and the system just ate melons and could do nothing else.
It seems that people have grown up after the New Year.
But facts prove that they were overthinking. After Lin Mo and Bai Xiao finished writing the letter, they immediately started looking for other melons.
Bai Xiao said excitedly: [Hahaha, Mo Mo, someone is writing a storybook with you as the protagonist, and you are a man in it. She also arranged several confidantes for you. You are amazing! ]
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became quiet. Lin Mo asked in disbelief: [What did you say! ]
The lady who secretly wrote the storybook trembled, it's over, her secret has been discovered!
She had recently written this storybook, of course, she certainly didn't dare to write about the system, so she wrote about trivial matters.
And most of them were about romantic things, mainly because Mr. Kobayashi was handsome and polite to women, and he was also very popular among women. Isn't this the protagonist of the storybook?