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Chapter 116 The whole family is based on the story in the novel!
Chapter 116 The whole family is the prototype of the storybook!
Bai Xiao knew who the lady who wrote the storybook was, but he didn't say.
Mainly because Lin Mo didn't ask now, she was full of hope now just to go home early to find the storybook and read it.
[I am so handsome and suave, the life in it must be very attractive, I was just born a girl, if I were a boy I would definitely not be worse than my brother and my father! ]
Lin Mo touched her face and smiled beautifully, if she was a boy she would definitely not be so short, normal genetics should also make her the same height as her brother.
Bai Xiao recalled this person's daily eating, drinking and having fun, and thought about what she just said, the expression on her face was a little complicated.
[Do you really think that if you were a man, you wouldn't be worse than your brother and your father? Your brother and your father are as talented as the top scholar. If they weren't chosen as the third scholar because they are so handsome, they would both be top scholars. Do you think you can be the top scholar?]
Lin Ran was speechless. This person is too confident in herself.
She has never done anything serious since she was a child. She just eats, drinks and has fun every day. Now she writes in chicken claw-like handwriting.
Their family is also a scholarly family. Regardless of how profound their knowledge is, you should at least have good handwriting. Now this girl has the ugliest handwriting in the family. It is not as good as that of a ten-year-old child.
Lin Mo understood what Bai Xiao meant, and she refuted for herself: [Why can't I become the top scholar? I didn't study hard. If I studied hard, I would be no worse than them!]
Bai Xiao laughed and said: [You, you close your eyes after holding a book for less than ten seconds, and you call it a break, but once you take a break, you never stop.]
[Since I tied you up, you don't seem to have read a complete book, except for those storybooks.]
Lin Mo wanted to refute for herself, but this matter is really impossible to refute.
It's not her fault. Who made those serious books too serious? They are really boring to read.
If those books can be made into stories, then she will definitely be able to learn!
[Oh, why do you look down on me so much? I am also Lord Xiaolin, the only female official of this dynasty!]
Bai Xiao: [Yes, the only two. Don't forget about the head of Huayao County. Although she doesn't attend court, she is a female general who actually controls the military power.]
The quarrel between these two is really fun. Everyone's voices have become quieter just to listen to their quarrel.
Overall, this outing was not bad. Not only did we eat melons, but we also watched a show. This quarrel drama was really wonderful.
After the system became a human, it became much more convenient to talk. It was rare to see Lord Xiaolin suffer a loss.
On the way home, Lin Mo followed Bai Xiao's instructions and went to buy the storybook, and couldn't wait to read it in the carriage.
Not to mention it was really well written, Lin Mo even wanted to be in this book and become the most talented and beautiful young man in the capital.
Yes, although she is a man in the book, her character is the most talented young man in the capital and the most handsome man in the capital!
Isn't this her father's character before! But now this character is occupied by her brother!
[Hahahaha, this book is really to my liking! I didn't expect that I am so outstanding and talented in other people's hearts! Who is this author? I'm determined to make her my friend! ã
Lin Mo's eyes narrowed into slits due to her laughter. Lin Ran closed his eyes helplessly when he saw her worthless look.
Well, the fame of your father and brother is attributed to you. Fortunately, you are a family member.
Bai Xiao also read it with great interest. [The author of this storybook is Su Jinxiu, the daughter of Su Hanlin. She has been reading poetry since she was a child. Two-thirds of the storybooks that are popular in the capital are written by her. The one you are reading recently, "The Biography of the God of War Prince", is also written by her. ã
Lin Mo thought about it and suddenly widened his eyes. [The Biography of the God of War Prince! Could this have a prototype? Could it be His Royal Highness Prince Xin! ã
[Oh, you found it out. It is indeed His Royal Highness Prince Xin. And the book "The First Beauty and the Third Place" is about the story of your father and mother! ã
Even Lin Ran was surprised. Her parents were actually written into the storybook!
And she seemed to have read this storybook before. She felt it was a bit familiar when she read it, but she couldn't figure out where it was familiar. Unexpectedly, it was the story of her own parents!
Lin Ran really wanted to applaud this Miss Su in her heart. She usually looked honest and gentle, but she didn't expect that she did such big things!
Lin Mo had a really good impression of this young lady. ãXiaobai! This young lady is really amazing. Isn't the prototype of "The First Young Master's Biography" my brother and my father! ã
Bai Xiao: ãYes! She combined the stories of your brother and your father and wrote the story of the No. 1 Young Master. Who made your father the No. 1 Young Master in the past few decades? Now the No. 1 Young Master has become your brother. The title of the most handsome man in the capital has been monopolized by your family for the past few decades.
I don't know what kind of good fortune my host has. Others who travel through time are either bitter melons or palace fighters. She is so
lucky. She traveled through time to enjoy life. Her parents are loving, her family is happy, her brothers and sisters love her, and she gets into trouble every day and someone cleans up her mess.
Lin Mo didn't know what Bai Xiao was thinking. She was a little excited now. No, she was very excited.
But she seemed to have caught something wrong. "Everyone in our family has a story, why doesn't my sister have a separate storybook! She is isolating my sister! ã
Lin Ran: ...That's not necessary. I don't want to be written into the storybook.
Bai Xiao: [Yes, but the storybook is still being written. It's called "Two or Three Things About the First Talented Woman and Me". Oh, this Miss Su Jinxiu likes your sister very much. She simply regards your sister as an idol. ã
Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and said doubtfully: [Are you sure you think she is my sister's idol and you don't really like my sister? Although I have no qualifications to judge my sister's feelings, the person my sister is with must be someone she likes. I don't care whether it's a boy or a girl, but he must be good-looking! ã
Lin Ran clenched his fists and suddenly wanted to beat someone up. Sometimes this girl really deserves a beating when she talks!
Bai Xiao patted her hands and said speechlessly: [What are you thinking? I have a fiancé, but you don't allow me to have an idol. Your sister is a role model among the young ladies from noble families in Beijing, unlike you. People say your sister is a fairy in the Moon Palace. As for you], Bai Xiao paused and said nothing.
[What's wrong with me? Why do I feel like you are very dissatisfied with me? I am the most handsome and elegant gentleman! The script is still here.] Lin Mo was very satisfied with herself. Except for her height, she was satisfied with everything else.
Bai Xiao laughed and said while holding back her laughter: [People say that your sister is a fairy in the Moon Palace, and you are a rabbit in the Moon Palace, a jumping rabbit, hahahaha.]
Lin Mo: ...Are they polite?
Lin Ran covered half of his face with his sleeves and pretended to drink tea to hold back his smile.
The description is quite appropriate. This jumping rabbit is a rabbit, isn't it?
Chapter 117 We are just eating, not dying!
Chapter 117 We are just having a meal, not dying!
Lin Mo was particularly dissatisfied with everyone's evaluation of her.
[Why is my sister a fairy and I a rabbit? I am not bad looking! I am afraid of myself if I become a lady!]
Lin Mo imagined herself wearing a fairy dress, well, absolutely fairy-like, beautiful and moving!
The clothes she usually wears are easy to move in, including her usual hairstyle, which is the simplest style. She is obviously a lady of a noble family, and she comes from a scholarly family, but you can't tell any nobility from her dress.
But she still has a little temperament. After all, she has been influenced since she was a child. No matter what, her temperament will not be too bad.
The premise is that she is not crazy, and it is another matter when she is crazy.
Bai Xiao felt that Lin Mo was really blindly confident. He imagined how this person usually behaved. Tsk, how can this be related to being a fairy!
[I said that this could be considered as a fraud. I admit that you are good-looking. After all, people have written you as the most handsome man in Beijing. But you said that you are a lady. Do you think this is credible?]
Lin Ran shook his head in his heart. It was unbelievable.
This girl really has no knowledge of herself.
Lin Mo opened the storybook unconvinced, and then found a paragraph of adjectives describing himself.
[Look at these adjectives, they are all used to describe me! Handsome, suave, outstanding temperament, handsome and outstanding! These are all words that describe me!]
Lin Mo felt that these words were really suitable for himself!
Bai Xiao sighed and was speechless at her confident attitude.
Lin Mo really loved this storybook. In it, she appeared as a hero who saved the beauty and won her heart. However, her mind was not on love. She had great ambitions and cared about her country and the world.
Lin Mo was very moved when she read it. It was so well written!
After returning home, she locked herself in the room and read every word carefully. Bai Xiao was forced to watch it with her.
"Take a good look and see what kind of image I have in other people's minds. Don't always criticize me for no reason. The image of me in other people's hearts is so noble and beautiful. Why can't you learn from me?"
Lin Mo shook Bai Xiao, determined to shake out her previous image in his mind.
Bai Xiao was almost vomited by her. This person is really strong.
"Stop shaking, stop shaking. You are the most handsome, the most elegant and the most beautiful, okay?"
Lin Mo nodded affirmatively: "Of course, I must recite the whole book! It's best to make this book immortal!"
Bai Xiao: ...Are you serious? This is just a female-to-male version of Long Aotian's novel!
Yes, the way the novel describes the characters is exactly the same as the modern Long Aotian novels, and it is even more exaggerated.
I don't know how Miss Su wrote it, but she made Lin Mo not look like a human being at all, but more like an omnipotent god.
All the women she met loved her and admired her, all the men respected her and understood her, and everything was to serve her.
Let alone Lin Mo, whoever gets to be the protagonist would be proud.
As soon as Lin Ran got home, he told his family what happened in the carriage, including the stories written by Su Jinxiu.
Minister Lin was stunned when he heard it.
"Our whole family is actually written into the storybook. Lord Su's daughter is really extraordinary!"
Minister Lin picked up the storybook that Lin Ran had someone buy back and flipped through it. It really looks like someone from their family.
However, Miss Su's literary talent is not bad. She describes the plot in it in an attractive way. She is worthy of being the daughter of a Hanlin.
"Hahaha, look, this book is about our story! I didn't expect that our story is known to so many people." Minister Lin saw the book "The First Beauty and the Third Place" at a glance.
Mrs. Lin had never thought that she would be written into the storybook, and judging from the plot described in it, the author must have done a thorough investigation of them.
She had forgotten some things, but they were all written in the book.
(Miss Su: Oh, no, in order to write this book, I secretly interviewed everyone who knew your story. The reason was that I wanted to understand the relationship between the Shangshu and Mrs. Lin, so that I could find a husband like the Shangshu in the future!)
Their story was indeed a good story in the capital. The two of them were well-matched, talented and beautiful, and they have been in love for decades.
Many women envy Madam Lin. Not only is she beautiful, but she also married well. Not only did she marry well, but she also gave birth to several promising children (except Lord Kobayashi). How could she let people live like this?
The whole family sat around the table this afternoon and read the storybooks.
And the more they read, the more excited and fascinated they became. They might not think that their own stories are good, but how come they are so good when written by others?
Before they knew it, it was dark, and Lin Mo was hungry and went out to look for food.
Looking at the bare table, Lin Mo had a dazed look on his face, "Where is the rice? Why is there no rice?"
Shouldn't they have ordered rice before? Why is there nothing to eat on the table now?
The maid next to her whispered, "Second Miss, the master and the lady said that we will have dinner later. If you are hungry, you can eat something to fill your stomach."
Bai Xiao had already started eating the snacks. "Yes, yes, have some snacks."
Lin Mo took a bite of the snack and swallowed it, then said, "No! I still have to eat! How can I not eat dinner? Why are they so obsessed that they don't even eat dinner?"
Bai Xiao: "Reading storybooks. Recently, reading storybooks is very popular in the capital. Your sister bought a lot of storybooks today."
If Bai Xiao, this stupid person, knew a little more, everyone would be exposed. Unfortunately, this stupid person didn't think so much.
Lin Mo touched his stomach and then went to the kitchen.
The food in the kitchen had actually been prepared long ago and was just waiting to be served.
Lin Mo looked at the delicious food and decided to do it herself.
Bai Xiao looked at her actions with horror: "Show some mercy! We are just eating, not dying! There is no need for us to risk our lives like this!"
Lin Mo held the knife in his hand, speechless: "What are you talking about? I'm just cooking a meal, why is it risking my life?"
Bai Xiao looked at her knife, swallowed his saliva and whispered: "I cook for money, but you cook for your life! Do you still remember your Xuanwu? It's still alive and well in the pond."
Lin Mo: ...
Chapter 118 Bai Xiao takes Lin Mo to steal loquats
Chapter 118 Bai Xiao takes Lin Mo to steal loquats
After Bai Xiao said this, Lin Mo silently put down the knife in her hand.
Tsk, she seems to be really not good at cooking. She can steam rice, but when it comes to cooking, this may really be a problem of talent.
Seeing this little ancestor put down the knife, Bai Xiao immediately pulled her over and asked someone to close the kitchen door.
"Let's go, I know where there is delicious food!"
It's not a good time to go out for dinner. After all, it's already dark, and girls should be more careful outside.
Bai Xiao discovered a treasure in the mansion some time ago!
Looking at this dog hole that was blocked by weeds, the expression on Lin Mo's face was a little broken.
"So you're bringing me here to eat grass? Are you serious?"
Bai Xiao pushed the grass aside, "Who said I'm bringing you here to eat grass? Do you know who lives next door to you?"
Lin Mo: "I know, Liu Hanlin from the Hanlin Academy, a very old-fashioned old man."
Every time this old man saw her, his eyes rolled up to the sky.
She couldn't think of digging up this little old man's melons, but this little old man was really old-fashioned from childhood to adulthood, and he really didn't have any particularly big melons. In short, this person was a person without fun.
Bai Xiao chuckled and went directly into the dog hole, "Come here! I'll take you to Liu Hanlin's house to eat delicious food!"
"Liu Hanlin's house has a relatively abandoned yard. There is a big loquat tree in the yard, and there are many loquats on the tree."
Hearing this, the reluctant expression on Lin Mo's face disappeared in an instant, and then he lay on the ground and arched his body forward to go through the dog hole.
A grown woman can bend and stretch, it's not like she hasn't communicated before, it's not shameful to go through a dog hole for food!
Bai Xiao, who was about to continue to seduce Lin Mo:...Can you hold on a little longer? Just a loquat attracted you here, and I haven't said a long paragraph yet!
Lin Mo's heart and eyes are full of loquats now, "Hurry up, let's go pick loquats to eat! Take me there quickly!"
At this moment, Liu Hanlin is studying in the study with his two children, and his wife and three concubines are doing embroidery in the house.
Bai Xiao used his ability to find a very low wall, and then the two of them climbed over it.
[Be careful! We are here to steal food. If we are discovered, we will be finished! ]
Lin Mo was nervous and excited. This was her first time to be a thief!
This matter must not be spread out. She, the great Xiao Lin, was a thief. This legend would make others laugh.
[Don't worry, I know my limits. There aren't many people
in this area. It seems that this yard has been abandoned since the beginning because of bad feng shui. The servants don't come here.] Bai Xiao had already found out everything. This yard was occupied by a concubine of Liu Hanlin more than ten years ago. Later, the concubine had a difficult childbirth and lost two lives, so the yard was sealed off.
In fact, these people are too superstitious. In this era, giving birth for a woman was like going through the gates of hell. No one knew if anything would go wrong. However, Bai Xiao didn't tell Lin Mo about the death in this yard. After all, Lin Mo was a girl, and it would be bad if she was scared. [Hahahaha! What a big loquat tree! There are so many loquats! If I had known this, I would have asked my parents to plant loquats in my yard when
I was a child !
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Lin Mo climbed up the tree in a few steps, and the movement was exactly the same as that of a monkey.
Bai Xiao felt a figure flash, and then the person sat on the fork of the tree.
[You wait for me to pick them for you below! ]
Lin Mo stretched out her hand to pick the loquats, and her body twisted a very "graceful" arc on the tree trunk.
Bai Xiao's expression was wrinkled when she was watching from below, [You be careful! Don't twist your waist! ]
Lin Mo said proudly: [I grew up climbing trees. How could I twist my waist on a tree? Don't underestimate me. ]
But sometimes the more confident you are, the more likely you are to get something. Lin Mo caught a bunch of particularly large loquats and was about to use force when she suddenly heard a snap.
Bai Xiao saw her still in the same position of picking loquats. He walked over to take a look and asked: [What's wrong with you? Why are you still as if you were acupunctured? I didn't sense anyone else around me?]
Lin Mo took a deep breath and cried in his heart: [My waist is twisted! It's all your fault, you crow mouth!]
Bai Xiao: ... Why are you blaming me again? Didn't I just remind you?
Lin Mo climbed very high because he was too proud. Although Bai Xiao was a system and could drill dog holes and climb over walls, he couldn't climb trees!
So the two of them were embarrassed at this moment.
Bai Xiao was now particularly thankful that the two of them could communicate with each other through their minds, otherwise this man's screams would probably have called everyone in the Liu Mansion over.
(Everyone: Are you sure that no one else can hear your conversation in your minds?)
[Ahhhh! Help, help, please save me quickly! My waist hurts so much!]
Lin Mo's expression was twisted in pain, and Bai Xiao could even see her nostrils shrinking in pain.
[Bear with it for a while, or you can jump down first and I'll catch you. Don't worry, I can definitely catch you!]
Bai Xiao took a steady horse stance and then stretched out his hands.
[I've also opened the protection mechanism for you, so it won't be a problem even if you jump down and fall to the ground. ã
The protection mechanism can protect this family from being hurt by others, but who knew that she could actually hurt herself!
Lin Mo took a breath of cool air, then screamed and fell down.
The maids and servants passing by the Liu Mansion: !!!
What sound is coming from that deserted yard! How can there be such a miserable scream!
They all thought of the screams of Aunt Shan when she had a difficult delivery more than ten years ago.
Lin Mo was lying in Bai Xiao's arms and wailing constantly, and the voice was extremely miserable.
Bai Xiao: [Don't shout, don't shout, I checked your waist, it's nothing, just a slight twist, it will be healed immediately after applying some medicine in the next two days. ã
This made him think that her waist was broken, which scared him to death.
Lin Mo said with tears and snot: [It's not you who is in pain, of course you can say something frivolous, hurry up and pick up all the pipa on the ground for me, I have made such a great sacrifice, please don't let these loquats fall. ]
Although Lin Mo didn't open her mouth to scream, others could hear her inner voice, and her scream just now was heard clearly by the people in Liu's house.
Those maids and servants had already gone to Liu Hanlin to tell him what happened here.
"Ridiculous! It must be just the sound of the wind. How can you be so timid? Don't associate everything with ghosts and monsters. Aunt Shan has been dead for so long. I have always been good to her. No one wants to have a child. After she died, I have been worshiping her every year. And the unborn child, how could they become ghosts!"
Liu Hanlin said righteously, but it would be better if you ignore his shaking hands.
However, he was shaking because he was really afraid, but not because of guilt. He did treat Aunt Shan well. It can be said that he was good to the wives and concubines in the mansion, but he valued the legitimate and illegitimate children too much. But in this
era, this is also a very normal thing, and it is not an excessive behavior.
Chapter 119 Being carried to court
Chapter 119 Being carried to the court
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were discussing how to escape.
[I can go out by myself, but what about you? If I carry you, your waist will definitely be held by me. Can you bear it?]
Bai Xiao looked at Lin Mo lying on the ground with an embarrassed look on his face.
He just came out to find something, why did he get hurt? It's really too difficult.
Lin Mo took a deep breath, made up his mind and said with gritted teeth: [Carry me out! I can bear it!]
Five seconds later, Lin Mo let out a miserable scream.
It was a real scream, and Bai Xiao's eardrums were almost broken by her.
[Stop shouting, stop shouting! I'll call everyone over later! ã
ãIt's not good for us to steal loquats here in the middle of the night. If you call everyone over, we won't be able to see the two of us like this! ã
People who don't know would think they are having an affair here.
Liu Hanlin's family was rushing over here and just happened to hear this miserable scream.
His legs went weak and he almost fell to his knees.
How could this happen! How could there really be a scream!
Everyone present had a pale face. They said they didn't believe in these monsters, but they were really scared in their hearts.
You can disbelieve but you can't disrespect. It's okay to disbelieve at ordinary times, but you're afraid of encountering a real one, and then it will be too late.
Madam Liu trembled and whispered, "Master, what should we do! Could it be that Aunt Shan and the child have really returned? We have never treated her badly. If you hadn't brought her back, she would have died a long time ago. We really didn't expect that she would have a difficult birth!"
Madam Liu was also old-fashioned. She was very open-minded about her husband's concubine. She treated concubines and illegitimate children very properly. She said that these illegitimate children were useful.
If these children could be promoted to officials, it would help them stay and her sons. If those illegitimate daughters married high, it would also be a marriage relationship.
Harming concubines and illegitimate children was something that only people with no manners could do.
Liu Hanlin swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice: "Maybe her resentment has not dissipated. Although we have not wronged her, she died at a young age. Let's find some masters to come and perform a ritual to help her transcend, and give her more offerings every year."
Lin Mo and the others didn't know that their actions had caused such great fear to others.
Because they were caught when they came back.
Looking at Lin Mo's crooked standing posture, Minister Lin's temples began to hurt again.
"Stand up straight! Look at the way you stand!"
Lin Mo bit her lip and tried to stand straight, but she gave up the next second.
Forget it, it hurts.
[Xiaobai! Hurry up and think of a way for me, it was you who took me out to steal loquats! ã
Lin Mo winked at Bai Xiao vigorously. Bai Xiao swallowed and whispered, "That Uncle Lin, she can't stand straight. She twisted her waist."
Lin's Western Family: ...
Mrs. Lin immediately sent someone to ask for a doctor.
"Mom and Dad, it's not our fault that we ran away secretly. We didn't have anything to eat at night so we thought of going out to find something to eat. You don't know that there is a yard in Liu Hanlin's house with a huge loquat tree! It's full of loquats!"
Lin Mo said as he took out the loquats in his arms.
"So you two went out to steal loquats?"
Lin Qi didn't know what to say to them. Don't these two feel ashamed at all?
"How can this be called stealing? Their family has an abandoned yard. We picked the fruits in that abandoned yard. How can it be called stealing in an abandoned yard?"
Lin Mo said while nodding his head affirmatively. It was just going to the neighbor's abandoned yard to pick some fruits. How could this be called stealing?
Hearing this person's shameless words, even Bai Xiao felt speechless.
No one can compare to her in terms of shamelessness!
Maybe compared with other things, picking some fruits in someone else's abandoned yard is not a big deal, so Minister Lin just scolded them and let them go.
"Someone go and find out tomorrow morning if they have done anything at the Liu family."
Anyway, these two people can't keep secrets. Anyone who communicates in their hearts can hear them. Just a little inquiry will tell whether they were discovered yesterday.
The next morning, Lin Mo was carried to court.
She had already asked for leave, but Emperor Xuande, who wanted to watch a good show, heard that her waist was sprained, so he had her carried to court.
[What do you think the emperor is thinking? I'm just a slacker in the court. Even if I don't go to court every day, it shouldn't matter. I'm a burnt out person now, but he still lets me go to court! Is there no love at all!]
Lin Mo was almost mad. She was planning to have a good rest today and eat the loquats she picked last night.
She sacrificed herself to pick these loquats, and she only ate one or two yesterday.
Bai Xiao hid in her little pocket and said: [Maybe your emperor is used to watching you every day. After all, you doze off in various ways every day, which is worth watching.]
Lin Mo: ...Are you polite?
Minister Lin and Lin Qi tried hard to hold back their laughter.
This little system is really getting more and more interesting, but this girl's dozing off every day is really worth watching. She
has a different posture every day, and she can sleep well even when she sleeps standing up. This is also considered a capable person.
"Oh, how come Lady Xiaolin was injured today? Could it be that you, the Minister, hit her? Lady Xiaolin is still young, how could you be so harsh on her?"
"That's right, every child is noisy. Although Lady Xiaolin has a lively personality, she is indeed a good child."
Not many people knew about the theft of loquats last night. Seeing Lin Mo like this, everyone thought that she was beaten like this by Minister Lin.
It's no wonder that everyone misunderstood. The main reason is that this guy's usual behavior is indeed quite asking for a beating.
Minister Lin listened to these slanderous words and said with a dark face: "I didn't hit her, she twisted her waist herself."
Is he the kind of person who hits people casually? He is the Minister of Rites and pays the most attention to etiquette and rules! A gentleman talks but does not use his hands. He is not that kind of rude person.
Lin Mo lay in the recliner and didn't want to say a word, but he kept complaining to Bai Xiao in his heart.
[Why do I feel that these people have a hint of schadenfreude on their faces? Don't they like me? Am I usually very hateful? ]
Probably not. Her presence was very low when she was in court. She only ate melons and dozed off. It shouldn't have affected these people.
Bai Xiao: [It's definitely not to make people hate you. Maybe they are just teasing you. Some adults just like to tease young people. But you have realized one of your dreams today.]
Lin Mo asked in confusion: [What dream?]
Bai Xiao chuckled and replied: [You are lying down to attend court! Prince Xin only sits in a wheelchair to attend court, but you actually lie down to attend court. This is definitely the first person from ancient times to now! Emperors have never lied down to attend court in the past!]
Chapter 120 is about the general. He was chased out of the room by his wife in the middle of the night.
Chapter 120 is about the commander, he was chased out of the room by his wife in the middle of the night
Bai Xiao's words comforted Lin Mo.
She lay on the chair and said happily: [You said that I seem to be in a much better mood, the emperor doesn't mind me lying down, why should I be tangled. ]
As she spoke, she changed to a more comfortable posture, and Lord Li next to her was speechless when he saw her like this.
No, although the emperor agreed that you can lie down to attend court, your posture is too comfortable!
Lin Mo was lying comfortably, with her hands naturally resting on the handles, just short of crossing her legs.
Those who don't know would think she is the emperor, and Emperor Xuande who was sitting on it was not as comfortable as her.
Minister Lin turned his eyes away helplessly, out of sight, out of mind, as long as he can't see it, he won't feel uncomfortable in his heart.
Lin Qi was thinking about another question. Although it was already spring, the weather was still a little bit cool. Wouldn't it be true that he wouldn't catch a cold if he went to court lying down like this?
As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, Lin Mo picked up the small bag he had placed under the chair.
[Hahahaha, I guess I was foresighted. When the emperor asked me to go to court lying down, I quickly packed up the blanket on the bed. I will cover myself secretly when they discuss state affairs and don't pay attention to me.]
Lin Mo's tone was particularly cocky, and everyone didn't know what to say.
Emperor Xuande looked at his bare dragon chair, then looked at Lin Mo who was lying comfortably in the corner, and his heart suddenly became unbalanced.
Why does it feel like that girl is living a more comfortable life than him, the emperor? She even prepared a blanket for herself. Is she really going to sleep here?
Bai Xiao couldn't help but give Lin Mo a thumbs up. [You are still amazing. You are much more foresighted than the Grand Marshal. Yesterday, the Grand Marshal was kicked out of the room and froze all night.]
The Grand Marshal next to him:... Why do you have to talk about me again!
He really discovered that this little system seems to like eating his melons.
Lin Mo's interest was aroused at once. Being kicked out of the room at night, this is a melon!
Everyone didn't expect to get a melon. They thought that this little ancestor should have fallen asleep this morning after being injured. This is really a pleasant surprise!
But even eating melons can't delay business, and the officials quickly entered the state of work, and their ears were still distractedly listening to this.
Discussing national affairs has nothing to do with Lin Mo, and she can't understand it, so she and Bai Xiao started eating melons first.
[Tell me quickly, what happened last night! Did the general make his wife angry? He was kicked out of the room in the middle of the night. After being kicked out, won't he find a new place to sleep? ã
Lin Mo felt that this general was a bit stubborn. The mansion was so big, it shouldn't be difficult to find a new place.
[Every time my dad was chased out by my mom, he would secretly go to his study to sleep, and then get up early the next morning and lie at the door of the room pretending to be pitiful. My mom was always caught in the grip, and she would always feel sorry for him freezing outside all night.]
Lin Mo bluntly told the secret of his parents, and Minister Lin rolled his eyes and almost fainted after hearing these words.
This naughty girl eats other people's melons, why does she have to involve him in the matter!
Everyone present looked at Minister Lin furtively, and their eyes were particularly complicated.
Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that the serious Minister Lin would be like this in front of his wife in private. No wonder he was able to marry a beautiful woman back then.
They thought that Lord Xiaolin had developed such an eccentric personality on his own, and now it seems that he is like Minister Lin.
It's just that Lord Xiaolin's personality is more extroverted, and everything is expressed on the spot.
Lin Qi also looked at his father furtively, he didn't even know about this.
This little sister knows too many secrets! No wonder she lives such a wonderful life every day and can have so much fun alone.
Emperor Xuande was sitting on the top with his mouth raised wildly. Looking at Minister Lin, who looked serious on the surface but had red ears, he took a deep breath and suppressed his smile.
Bai Xiao and Lin Mosi didn't notice that there was anything wrong with the atmosphere at all. They were enjoying eating melons.
[This general is not as smart as your father. He squatted at the door all night, and the guard at the door was afraid to sleep.]
Bai Xiao thought it was very funny when he thought of that scene. [The two of them stared at each other all night, and then he felt it was a bit awkward to stare at a maid, so he let the maid go to bed and replaced her with a servant.]
Lin Mo was confused. Is there such a thing? Why can't you let the other person go to bed first?
[Why does the general have to have someone guarding here, or replace the maid with a servant? I feel that there is no need at all. He has to guard here all night, right? He can do this job. ã
ãHe is simply wasting human resources. He wants two people to do a job that should be done by one person. ã
Bai Xiao said in agreement: [Who says not? ã
The people around him were so stifling that their muscles were twitching.
The conversation between these two people was really funny. They were just kicked out of the room and were not specially sent out to keep watch. Why are these two people so unconventional?
The general was used to being angry. Now he can face these situations as if it is normal. Emperor
Xuande covered his mouth with his fist and coughed lightly. This general was really too rigid. Why didn't he learn from Minister Lin?
He really discovered that some of his officials were really afraid of their wives. It can't be said that they were afraid. It should be called loving their wives.
He was also an emperor who was not disliked by others. When the previous emperor was in power, he often liked to give some women to his ministers.
Especially for those officials who did not have concubines, the previous emperor felt that it was not good for them to keep one woman, so he had to give them several women.
The previous emperor loved beauty, and he thought that all men in the world were the same. Emperor
Xuande really didn't like these things since he was a child, so after he became emperor, he basically didn't interfere in the family affairs of his ministers.
Except for those ministers who were still unmarried at the age of ten, he would urge them privately, but he was too lazy to care about others.
Whether they wanted to take concubines was their business, why bother so much, wasn't there enough to take care of in this world, why did he have to find more work for himself.
Moreover, a harmonious relationship between husband and wife was also beneficial to the court. How could a man achieve success outside if there were quarrels and fights between wives and concubines every day at home?
Chapter 121: Eating One Melon After Another
Chapter 121 Eat one melon after another
Bai Xiao told the general everything that had happened recently.
Recently, he and his wife were arguing over the marriages of his two daughters.
The general wanted to marry his daughter to his favorite student, but his wife wanted her daughter to find one herself.
This search was a big deal, because their eldest daughter fell in love with a scholar for the first time.
Everyone has been arguing about this for several days, and no conclusion has been reached yet.
Lin Mo narrowed his eyes when he heard this, and suddenly felt that this plot was particularly familiar.
[Why do I feel like this is a plot in a novel, where the official's daughter falls in love with a poor scholar, this plot should be written by Miss Su! Bai Xiao
: Miss Su has already started writing. You don't have to worry about this. Miss Su keeps up with current affairs. Miss Su is also a good friend of the eldest lady of the Taiwei Mansion. When this matter just started to happen, she had already started to prepare to write the story.
Lin Mo said with emotion: Awesome, not only did she eat the melon, but she also made money. This Miss Su is the most amazing. Su Hanlin really gave birth to a good daughter!
Everyone present: ... Just eat another melon, right?
Su Hanlin, who was suddenly named: ... How come it's about my daughter again!
Why is there so many twists and turns in this morning's melon.
But everyone was very happy and excited to hear it. The three princes even secretly came over.
The prince unceremoniously gave the best positions to his two younger brothers.
Looking at the resentful eyes of his two younger brothers, he said euphemistically: "As the prince, I need to know more things, you have to be considerate of me."
The second prince and the third prince: ...Brother, do you still remember how serious you used to be?
Lin Mo was so comfortable lying down and eating melons, she unceremoniously began to expose her father's shortcomings again.
[I think this general should learn from my father. Although my father is quite old-fashioned outside, he is absolutely humble in front of my mother. ã
ãIf he made my mother angry, he would go out and buy a gift that day, and then write a long love poem. I even caught him writing a love poem once. I never thought that he was writing a love poem with such a cold face. I thought he was reviewing official documents. ã
Bai Xiao also echoed and said: ãI admire your father. He is handsome and can make people happy. The most important thing is that he is not the kind of person who is good to everyone. He is only good to your mother. Such men are rare! ã ãBased on your father's appearance,
if he wanted to take a concubine, a girl of your age would not know how many people would rush to him. The general really needs to learn from your father how to make his wife happy, otherwise it will be so embarrassing to be driven out every other day. If he is not embarrassed, then the servants who are on night watch will be embarrassed. ã
Minister Lin, Taiwei: ...We really thank you for worrying about us, can you change the topic!
Minister Lin's image over the past few decades has been ruined today.
He used to be a fair and strict cold-faced scholar.
He knows that he is too handsome, and people who are too good-looking are sometimes not very convenient to do things. If you have a smiling face every day, people will think you are too easy to bully.
That's why Minister Lin has maintained a cold-faced image for so many years, and being cold has become a habit.
He only smiles more in front of his wife, but most of the time he avoids his children. After all, he still has to maintain a certain dignity in front of his children.
I didn't expect that all the hard work over the years would be ruined now. Can't this bastard girl eat other people's melons!
Now everyone is imagining how Minister Lin coaxes his wife.
Tsk! I thought I was going to eat other people's gossip this morning, but I didn't expect to eat Minister Lin's gossip. This is really a pleasant surprise!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have been talking all morning.
Bai Xiao even started talking about the scholar.
[Actually, the scholar is a good person, just a little bit money-obsessed, but a gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way, and he has never done anything bad.]
Lin Mo said a little disapprovingly: [You can't just say this about him when you say he is good. When you judge a person, you should look at the overall situation. Does he respect women? Will he be a playboy? Does he have any confidantes?] When
the general heard these questions asked by Lin Mo, he immediately gave her a thumbs up in his heart.
Yes, yes, yes! These are the important points! This was the most satisfying sentence he had heard this morning.
Although Mr. Xiao Lin's personality was a little weird, he was still a good person.
Everyone was paying attention to Bai Xiao's answer.
Bai Xiao carefully investigated and then said: [This man respects women very much, he doesn't flirt with other women, and he doesn't have any confidantes. The only thing he loves is money. In short, this man is still good. The most important thing is that he is willing to spend money on the young lady! ]
Lin Mo didn't quite understand this sentence, [What do you mean by this? What do you mean by willing to spend money on the young lady? ]
Others didn't understand it either. What's wrong with spending money?
Bai Xiao sighed, and really felt that Lin Mo didn't understand at all.
[Do you know how difficult it is to get a stingy man to spend money on you! Money is the life of that scholar. He is willing to spend money on the young lady, which shows that he is sincere to her! ã
ãAnd the scholar is also talented. As for why he is only a scholar after so many years, it is because he spent all his time making money and did not have time to take the examination. If nothing unexpected happens, he should be able to pass the next imperial examination. ã
Lin Mo was speechless. How much does this man love money? He actually did not want to be an official for money.
Emperor Xuande was a little doubtful about life after hearing this. Is making money more important than taking the imperial examination? Is there anything wrong with the scholar's outlook on life?
Isn't it good to be an official of the Great Yong Dynasty?
Everyone present was particularly interested in this scholar. It was the first time they had seen someone who loved money so much.
In order to make money, he didn't even take the exam, and he even stopped being an official. I don't know how much money he has made now.
Lin Mo asked this question for everyone, [He didn't even take the exam to make money, so how much money has he made over the years? ]
Bai Xiao: [It is definitely not much for you, after all, you are all rich people, but for ordinary people, the money earned by that scholar is enough to make them worry-free for the rest of their lives. If they don't spend lavishly, they can definitely live a stable life.]
Wow! Awesome! This is equivalent to starting from scratch!
Lin Mo now really admires this scholar.
Chapter 122 Father! We also want to lie down during court sessions!
Chapter 122 Father! We also want to go to court lying down!
After hearing what Bai Xiao said, Lin Mo really felt that this scholar was a good person.
Lin Mo glanced at the general with a sullen face, and then said: [Now I think the eldest lady and this scholar are really good, and the general really doesn't need to separate them. If he doesn't hit the two with a stick, the stick might hit his head.]
Bai Xiao said happily: [I also think that the general doesn't need to intervene, and the favorite student he has his eyes on is really not good. He looks very honest, but he is actually very playful and is also a frequent visitor to the brothel Chuguan. He is not comparable to the scholar at all.]
As soon as this sentence came out, the general's eyes widened instantly.
What the hell! Qian He, that bastard, is actually a frequent visitor to the brothel Chuguan!
Now even the emperor above didn't know what to say. Tsk, it seems that the vision of this general is not as good as his daughter's.
The first half of the morning court was spent eating melons. As for why there was no eating melons in the second half, it was because the person who was eating melons fell asleep.
Listening to the two snoring sounds, the expressions on the faces of all the people present were extremely speechless.
Bai Xiao's head was exposed from Lin Mo's sleeve.
No, these two people are too bold! And this little system, can't you hide it better? The head is out!
It's okay for one person to snore, but why does this system snore too! Is it that what kind of master you have determines what kind of system you have?
Emperor Xuande looked at Bai Xiao who was about to fall, and gave Lord Li a helpless look.
Lord Li nodded in understanding, and then pretended to poke Bai Xiao with his pen.
Bai Xiao said in a daze: "Which bastard dares to poke me! I'll let Momo bite you to death!"
Everyone present: ...
Lin family father and son: ... Your system is really amazing!
When the court was over, the two people had not woken up yet, and Emperor Xuande immediately asked someone to carry Lin Mo and her recliner back.
The third prince looked at Lin Mo with envy, and then looked at his father with expectation and said: "Father, can I lie down to attend the court?"
The crown prince and the second prince also looked at Emperor Xuande with bright eyes.
Emperor Xuande: ...
You are sick! Why do you have nothing to compete with her!
Emperor Xuande rolled his eyes without any image and said speechlessly: "You wish, I have never attended court lying down."
To be honest, I don't know how many precedents this little girl Lin Mo has set. Fortunately, he is a wise ruler. If he was a foolish ruler, this little girl's life would definitely not be as comfortable as it is now.
But fortunately, this little girl doesn't like to use her brain, otherwise she would be able to turn the world upside down just by using this system.
Emperor Xuande couldn't help but be glad that this system was tied to Lin Mo, instead of to some dark-minded people, otherwise who knows what the consequences would be.
When Lin Mo woke up, she was already on the bed in the room. She sat on the bed blankly with Bai Xiao in her hands.
"How did we get back? Shouldn't we be attending court now?"
She was a little confused.
Bai Xiao yawned, jumped off her palm and became the size of a normal person.
"It seems that the emperor asked someone to carry you back, saying that you were injured and weak, so he asked someone to carry you back."
Lin Mo lay on the bed rubbing her waist, her head still buzzing.
By the way, her waist seems to be much better now, much more comfortable than yesterday.
The two people were in a daze here, and Liu Hanlin's family next door was already in a trance.
What happened yesterday really scared them, so they asked someone to come over early in the morning to perform a ritual.
Minister Lin didn't know what to say after listening to what his subordinates had found out.
"She went to steal loquats last night and dressed up as a ghost? Are they both okay?"
No wonder there was a burst of ghost howling next door early this morning.
The person who inquired hesitantly said: "It can't be said that the second lady deliberately dressed up as a ghost. I heard that it seemed that the people in the Liu Mansion heard bursts of screams. Didn't the second lady twist her waist? Maybe she twisted her waist and made screams, so there was a misunderstanding."
Minister Lin:...
He knew that these two people would not feel at ease if they didn't cause any trouble when they went out.
Minister Lin took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down and said, "What's the situation at the Liu Mansion now?"
"To reply to your Excellency, the people at the Liu Mansion seem to be very scared. They invited people to perform a ritual this morning, but they don't know that it was the Second Miss who did it. Please rest assured, Your Excellency."
It's better not to know, Minister Lin breathed a sigh of relief.
This is the only thing that can comfort him.
After the ritual, Liu Hanlin was half relieved.
He had people seal off the yard completely. If it wasn't impossible to divide the yard, he would have wanted to divide the yard. It was too scary!
"Spread my words, no one is allowed to go there in the future, and if anyone dares to go there, I will expel him from the house!"
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were also talking about this matter, mainly because the commotion in Liu's house was too big, so Lin Mo asked casually.
"Oh my god! They really thought I was a ghost!"
Lin Mo climbed up from the bed and took out the mirror to look. She was so beautiful that she was actually mistaken for a ghost. Was she mistaken?
Bai Xiao said with a little heart in her mouth, "Who made you scream so badly last night? Fortunately, people didn't know it was you, otherwise you would have been beaten up."
Lin Mo pinched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
It was really not her intention to scare people. Although she was a person who didn't do things in a proper way, she still knew her limits.
And it's impossible to joke about a dead person, not to mention that she has no grudge against the Liu family, so why would she dress up as a ghost to scare them.
"Anyway, you and I know this and we must not spread it. For my safety and yours, if something happens to me, you can't escape either."
Bai Xiao made an OK gesture. He was a very tight-lipped person and would never tell anyone about it.
Because now that it had been said, he told Lin Mo everything he knew every day.
The Liu Mansion was in chaos, and the situation in the Taiwei Mansion was not much better.
"Qian He, Qian He, what can I say about you!"
The disciple he had brought up with his own hands! The Taiwei was really heartbroken when he saw the people kneeling below.
Qian He's expression was also very ashamed, "Teacher, I know I was wrong, please forgive me."
The Taiwei sat on the chair and sighed, "Now it's not about whether I forgive you or not, but your incident has been known to everyone. You may not be able to fight in the capital, so go to the military camp to gain some experience."
Qian He lowered his head and agreed. He also knew that his teacher was doing it for his own good.
Chapter 123: Bringing everyone to watch young people fall in love
Chapter 123: Bringing everyone to watch young people fall in love
The eldest lady also brought the scholar with her. Needless to say, the scholar was quite good-looking, with a gentle and elegant temperament. You wouldn't have thought that he was a money-grubbing person.
Qian He glanced at the scholar as he left, and the scholar smiled at him gently.
"Dad," the eldest lady greeted the general while signaling the scholar with her eyes.
"Hello, general," the scholar acted neither humble nor arrogant, and the general looked at him with a hint of satisfaction in his eyes.
He looked pretty good, and his appearance was worthy of his daughter, but his status was a little lacking.
"I know about you and my daughter. Anyway, I'll make it clear that I will never allow my daughter to marry a poor scholar."
The eldest daughter's face changed immediately. Didn't her father say that he would not oppose them? What was he saying?
The general continued, "I also know that you have some ability to make money. I only have one request for you, that you pass the next imperial examination. I won't say that you two should be well matched, but my daughter must not be wronged!"
These two girls of his family were all raised by him with his love. Now they are really more disobedient than the other, which really worries him to death.
The younger daughter has been hanging out every day recently, saying that she went to listen to some storytelling.
The scholar smiled and said gently: "To be honest, sir, I was planning to do my best in this imperial examination. I will never let the young lady suffer with me. If I fail this examination, I will voluntarily leave the capital."
Hearing this, the general nodded slightly.
This man still looks like a gentleman.
In fact, the general has already passed this test in his heart. After all, even the system has praised this man's character.
Although he is a bit greedy, who doesn't love money now?
Even the emperor loves money. The emperor really values ââmoney more than anything else.
"You said this yourself, I'm not forcing you. Before you meet these requirements, I ask you not to meet each other again, so as not to ruin my daughter's reputation."
On one side is the person she likes and on the other side is her father. The eldest lady's heart is really complicated.
Although her father agreed that she and An Lang were together, this requirement was too high.
Some people have never passed the imperial examination in their entire lives, and An Lang is not even an adult yet. This is not an easy thing.
The eldest lady wanted to say something else, but was glared back by her father.
The general was really angry. These daughters he raised were all so ungrateful. Who was he doing this for? It was to make her life better in the future.
What if this guy can't pass the exam in his lifetime? Then wouldn't it be hardship to follow him? Wouldn't he have to be a little scholar's wife for the rest of his life?
Bai Xiao is now telling Lin Mo about this.
Lin Mo is quite satisfied with the general's approach, which is what a father should do.
"I think this young lady has a little love brain. The general is obviously supporting her. Fortunately, he chose this An Mi as a good one. If it was a bad one, she would definitely suffer."
Bai Xiao nodded in agreement, "Who said it wasn't? This may be the case that fools have good fortune. You see, such a fool like you actually has a system like mine that can bind you. This proves that there is still some truth in this sentence."
Lin Mo chuckled and walked over.
There are many people in the capital who pay attention to the Taiwei family, and many people are concerned about the eldest lady and An Mien.
The name of this scholar is quite nice, An Mien, this surname is already rare.
After being quiet for two days, Lin Mo couldn't help but go to eat melons on the spot.
"Now we wait here, today the eldest lady secretly went out to find An Mien, and we followed her", Bai Xiao had already inquired about what happened today, and he was absolutely serious and professional in eating melons.
Lin Mo nodded and said seriously: "Don't worry, I'm good at eating melons, isn't it just following, and we can protect the safety of the young lady by following behind. It's so dangerous for a weak woman to go out."
The young lady who just climbed over the wall and was in the corner:...
Can't you two find a hidden place to hide? You just squat in the corner. Do you really think that others can't see you?
But the young lady was still very moved by these two people's concern for her safety.
But her mood is a bit complicated now, mainly because there are always a lot of people following Lord Xiaolin, and many people are paying attention to her movements.
She followed secretly, and there must be a lot of people following secretly behind her, so how can she go to see An Lang in this way?
[Be careful, be careful, the elder sister has climbed over the wall, she is in that corner over there! ]
Bai Xiao secretly turned small and hid in Lin Mo's pocket. Now there is a small pocket on Lin Mo's clothes, which she made specially for Bai Xiao to hide.
Two people are too conspicuous so it is better to be alone. Bai Xiao found a perfect reason for herself to be lazy.
The elder lady thought about it and finally decided to go to see her lover.
But there are many people following her.
Lin Mo followed her stealthily, and Lin Mo followed a large group of people stealthily behind him.
"I knew that Lady Xiaolin wouldn't stay still for long. She was so quiet the past two days that many people found her so quiet that it was a little unbelievable. Look, she came out today."
"As the saying goes, Lady Xiaolin is quiet and must be doing something strange. This is really true!"
The general who was pulled out by the governor also followed behind.
"Don't get excited later. You are really stupid. Why do you have to stop the two people from meeting? They are just in the mood for love, and you separate them first."
The governor said these sarcastic words without any hesitation. The general really wanted to hit him after hearing these words.
"Be quiet for me. If you are discovered, you will be finished!"
Bai Xiao is really a fool. Every time he comes out to eat melons, there is a large group of people following him. He has never discovered it.
But this also shows that every time he eats melons, he concentrates on the melons and not on himself.
The main reason is that he doesn't know that so many people can hear their voices.
"Miss, why are you here? You didn't sneak out, did you?"
An Mi was stunned when he first saw the young lady.
The young lady ran over and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since we last met, so I thought I'd come and see you. How are you doing recently? I hope my father didn't make things difficult for you."
An Mi frowned in disapproval when she heard her words, "It's too dangerous for a girl to go out like this. No, I have to take you back!"
Lin Mo: [Gentleman!]
Bai Xiao: [Sitting in the arms of a man without making trouble!]
Everyone behind: ...Does your system know how to use idioms! If not, don't use them randomly, okay!
Chapter 124 The Emperor is a monkey wearing a crown, and the Empress is a monkey wearing a phoenix crown, right?
Chapter 124 The emperor is a monkey wearing a crown, and the queen is a monkey wearing a phoenix crown, right?
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were far away, which showed that they were more careful and did not squat in front of others to eat melons.
"An Lang, we haven't seen each other for so long, don't you miss me?" The eldest lady came out with great difficulty and naturally didn't want to go back.
An Mi knew that the general was still a little dissatisfied with him. If the general knew that they had a secret meeting, his impression of him would be even worse.
"Miss, our relationship is not a one-time thing. The Grand Marshal is not satisfied with me yet. If he knows that we are having a secret meeting, our relationship may become even more difficult. Besides, it will not be good for your reputation."
"Don't worry, I will definitely pass the exam this year. I will marry you in style and will not let others look down on you."
An Mi also knew why the Grand Marshal made these requirements for him.
If his daughter grew up to be rich and noble and fell in love with a poor scholar who had nothing, he would not want his daughter to be with this poor scholar. Although
he has made some money over the years, it is nothing compared to the high-ranking officials and their families.
The money he made might be enough for ordinary people to live for a lifetime, but for such a rich lady, the money he made might not be as valuable as a set of jewelry.
He also didn't want his beloved to live a hard life with him in the future, so he would work hard.
"Hui'er, be obedient. You are the elder sister and you should set a good example for your two younger sisters. If they know about this, what if they learn it? There are many bad men in the world. We love each other so I am willing to respect and love you, but no one can guarantee that the person they meet in the future is a gentleman."
An Mi touched the eldest lady's head and spoke in an especially gentle tone.
Lin Mo was moved by what he heard. [This An Mi is really good. Although he loves money, he is gentle and elegant. He doesn't have any taint of money at all. He is also a gentleman.]
Bai Xiao said while eating the candy in Lin Mo's pocket: [That's right. This is someone I recognize. And there is a reason why he likes money. An Mi's parents died early, and he passed the imperial examination to become a scholar. After passing the imperial examination, he made money by copying books for others.]
[Later, he saved up little by little, and then came to the capital. Anyway, he is a miserable person. If you live in a honey pot since childhood, then he lives in a Chinese medicine pot. This person was really miserable when he was young. ã
The people who were eavesdropping at the back were also a little moved. It was really not easy to grow up in such an environment and still be so upright.
The general sighed slightly. This kid was a good one, but he also had to think about his daughter.
Passing the imperial examination was his only requirement for this kid. As long as he could pass the imperial examination, he could more or less help a little and make his daughter's life better.
If he couldn't even pass the imperial examination, then no matter how good this man was, he would not be willing to marry his daughter to him.
His daughter grew up in luxury. She was not as good as the princesses in the palace, but she was not much worse.
Maybe now she will be blinded by her feelings and can go through hardships with this boy, but in the future, men and women will be together for a lifetime. Although they can divorce in the future, who wants their daughter to bear the reputation of divorce for no reason.
No matter how unwilling the eldest lady was, An Mi still sent her back.
Lin Mo gave him a thumbs up in his heart.
Now that the melon has been eaten, Lin Mo took Bai Xiao to the street to eat and drink.
By the way, they also set up a stall to tell fortunes. Their fortune-telling business is very good now, and some people even come to squat with them.
Bai Xiao also became a famous master Bai.
"Hahaha, I made so much money today. Now I can understand why An Mi likes making money so much. It turns out that making money is really addictive."
Lin Mo looked at the money bag in his hand and laughed until his back teeth were exposed.
All the money Bai Xiao made is now with her. She is no longer a person who waits for pocket money every month. She now has a lot of private money (although this private money is earned by Bai Xiao).
And she also found that her mother gave her a lot more monthly allowance during this period, almost twice as much as before.
This is what her mother said, saying that she needs to dress up well now that she is older. When she has nothing to do, she can also go out and buy some jewelry and clothes by herself. Girls should not always dress sloppily every day.
Lin Mo agreed, but he spent the money on food.
Bai Xiao said while chewing on a candied haws: "When can we go out and have some fun? It's boring to stay in the capital every day. Is there any big news to eat recently?"
He found that the capital was not as exciting as before.
In the past, there were many cases of affair, illegitimate children, and new news almost every day, but now these officials and wealthy businessmen are too quiet and honest.
Lin Mo thought for a moment: "The Empress' birthday will be in a while. Her birthday party is usually held in the palace outside. We should be able to go with her then. You can shrink and hide in my clothes, and I will take you to play!"
Bai Xiao's eyes lit up when he heard this. Why didn't he think of this?
When they went to court the next day, the two of them started talking about what to do on the Empress' birthday.
Bai Xiao: [Let's not talk about playing first. Have you prepared your birthday present? You are not going to carve another wooden sculpture, are you?]
On the emperor's birthday, he gave a monkey with a crown. On the empress's birthday, you will not give a monkey with a phoenix crown!
Just thinking about it makes me feel a little scary and explosive!
At this moment, everyone present had the same idea as Bai Xiao. The prince was a little worried about his mother.
Last time, the monkey given by his father was given to him. He placed it in the study and looked at it every day when he was tired.
What if his mother gave him this monkey again? Would she put it with the princess?
Lin Mo chuckled. She had prepared the gift a long time ago. How could she give the same thing twice?
[You underestimated me. I gave the emperor a wood carving last time. I can't give the same one this time. I carved a jade carving myself! I even hired a master to teach me. The master said I have a talent! ]
Bai Xiao was silent for two seconds and then said: [But the last person who said you have talent was the one who played the suona, and then you played the suona at your own birthday party.]
Everyone present: ...
Your talent is a bit scary!
Chapter 125 It's a pity to give such good fabric to the emperor
Chapter 125 It's a pity to give such good fabric to the emperor
. Anyway, everyone thinks that Lin Mo must be something unusual.
But although the gifts given by this girl are not very normal, they are indeed quite exciting, because you have no idea what she will come up with.
The official beside Minister Lin asked curiously: "Lord Lin, do you know what kind of jade carving Master Lin is going to give to the Empress?"
Minister Lin shook his head and said, "I don't know." He didn't know what this girl was doing in her room every day, but her yard was always very lively.
Since the system became a human, these two people have been making trouble in the yard. Today they do it in this yard and tomorrow they do it in that yard. They don't know what their yard has become.
Lin Qi suddenly remembered a semi-finished jade carving he saw that day.
It looks like a chicken, right? Could it be that this girl is giving the gift to the Empress?
Lin Mo started to keep everyone in suspense. What she is giving this time will definitely be as stunning as last time!
No one knew what she was going to give to the Empress until the end of the court.
After the court, the prince immediately went to find his mother.
The Empress is now counting accounts with a group of concubines. They have made quite a lot of money during this period. The Emperor's clothes are selling very well, and the gifts given by the ministers on their birthdays every year are also selling well.
"The emperor's underwear is much less now. If you take it, remember to replenish it. You don't need to use too fine fabrics, just use something that won't scratch your butt."
The Queen Mother said while twirling her abacus, "Oh, Concubine De, did the emperor take a jade bottle from your palace last time? Remember to ask him to return it. These must be put into the warehouse. If you have no money, you can still sell them." Concubine De
nodded: "Don't worry, Queen, I will definitely ask the emperor to return it." The prince
standing at the door: ... Why do I feel that the ladies in the harem are a little different from the ones he saw before. Although
it is said that my father's harem has always been so harmonious, but now this harem is a little bit like a harem, a bit like an accounting office.
"Your son pays respects to the Queen Mother and the ladies," the prince was quite serious in front of the elders.
"Hey, the prince is here, what brings you here today?"
Everyone looked to see if the prince had brought any gifts, and when they saw him coming empty-handed, there was a hint of disappointment on their faces.
Tsk! He didn't even bring anything good, and they didn't know how hard it was for the elders in the harem.
The emperor didn't have many concubines, and they only gave birth to a few princes and princesses, so they were basically raised by everyone.
For these children, the concubines raised them as if they were their own children.
The Queen was too lazy to greet her son, "If you have nothing to do, find a place to sit. We are very busy now."
"Oh, remember to remind your father to return the jade bottle in the palace of Concubine De. It is not decent for an emperor to return someone else's things!"
"Okay, mother, I will remind father."
The prince's mind was a little confused now:... What did I do?
When he left the palace, he didn't say anything.
No! Didn't I come to tell my mother about the gift that Lord Kobayashi gave him? How did I get distracted all of a sudden?
After sending her son away, the Queen took a group of concubines to embroider flowers.
There is no other way. The more money they can make, the more money they will make. Moreover, they are originally noble ladies. Besides talking in the group, they embroider. This is also their specialty.
Emperor Xuande found nothing as soon as he entered the harem.
Looking at the empty palace of Fengyi Palace, he asked in confusion: "Where is the empress?"
The maid at the door replied: "Your Majesty, the empress took the ladies to the embroidery room."
Went to the embroidery room? Could it be that they are going to make something new for him!
Emperor Xuande's eyes lit up.
The last time the empress brought the concubines to embroider something for him was five years ago. He is still wearing that sachet and shoes.
Tsk, the empress and her concubines are still good. They know how to sympathize with him!
At this moment in the embroidery room, the queen led the concubines and embroiderers to work very seriously.
The queen took out a piece of medium-quality cloth and said, "Who of you has time? Use this cloth to embroider a sachet for the emperor. Just embroider it casually."
Everyone present lowered their heads. They were very busy now and didn't have the time.
The work on hand could be sold for money, but embroidering sachets for the emperor would not make money.
"Your Majesty, I embroidered the sachet five years ago. I really don't want to embroider it this year. This piece of cloth is not bad. Why don't you change it for a worse one?" Defei looked at the cloth and felt really distressed. They spent money to buy it!
The Queen: "After all, he is the Emperor. How can he use inferior fabrics? This one is just passable. Since you came five years ago, I will do it this year."
The Queen sighed and had to do it herself.
It is really rare for a concubine to achieve what they have.
Everyone thinks that these concubines in the harem are enjoying a good life in the harem. They are served by others and have the best food, clothing and daily necessities.
But who knows, although they are served by others, it is not as good as they imagine.
The Emperor has no money, and the harem has no money either!
Although the treasury is full now, they can't use the money in the treasury, so they should be self-reliant.
And they have a lot of dowry, so they have survived all these years.
Three days later, Emperor Xuande looked at the freshly baked sachets and smiled brilliantly.
"I knew that the Empress cared about me the most. Look how delicately this sachet is embroidered, and how fragrant it smells."
The Emperor kept showing it to Eunuch Li, who was speechless.
No, Your Majesty, your filter is too big. How can this sachet be delicate? It's better to buy it on the street.
And the fabric is not the best. It's obvious that the ladies in the palace are just perfunctory.
However, Eunuch Li did not dare to say these words. The ladies' lives were already hard enough. Compared with the concubines of the previous emperor, the ladies now lived worse than the lowest-ranking concubines at that time.
Although they had more servants than the lowest-ranking concubines before, the concubines before had a lower rank, but basically they did not have to do anything, and they were rewarded with good things from time to time.
The previous emperor really committed a sin. If he had not squandered so much money, how could the emperor and the ladies in the palace live such a miserable life now!
Chapter 126 Two Coal Balls Become Spirits
Chapter 126 Two Coal Balls Become Spirits
The harem was busy, and at this moment, Lin Mo was also busy carving her jade sculpture.
Bai Xiao squinted her eyes and looked again and again, but she really couldn't tell what it was.
"Mo Mo, what is this sculpture you carved? A big rooster or a rooster? These two are not suitable for the Empress."
Bai Xiao was also very knowledgeable, but she really couldn't tell what it was.
Lin Mo knocked on the jade, and then said in surprise: "Can't you see, this is a phoenix! But this phoenix has been transformed by me, it is absolutely unique!"
Looking at this chubby "Phoenix", Bai Xiao raised a thumb to her.
Please forgive her for not being able to tell that this is a phoenix. People who don't know would think it is a pheasant.
After carving, Lin Mo admired his work with satisfaction, and then took out the dye for coloring.
Bai Xiao:!!! Da Silly Chun, what do you want to do!
Lin Mo smiled proudly: "Hahaha, how can a phoenix be colorless? I spent a lot of time and money to get this dye. It will definitely not fade. I will show you a dazzling jade phoenix later!"
Bai Xiao's facial features were wrinkled together. Big sister, are you really serious?
But his thought only lasted for a second, and the next second he happily joined the army of coloring.
"Hahaha, this color is fun to apply. It really won't fade?" Bai Xiao waved the brush, looking very excited.
Lin Mo nodded affirmatively, "Don't worry, it definitely won't fade! The person who sold me the dye said that this dye is specially applied to jade, and it will take half a month for it to fade when applied to human skin."
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly felt a chill on her face.
Lin Mo: ...
Bai Xiao: ...
Bai Xiao took two steps back and said guiltily: "Do you believe me when I say I didn't mean to do it?"
He really didn't mean to do it. He just wanted to turn around and change his face. He really didn't rub it on intentionally!
Lin Mo touched his face with his hand, and then the expression on his face gradually collapsed.
"Bai Xiao! I'm going to kill you!"
There was a series of crackling sounds in the yard, and the people outside had gotten used to it.
As long as no one died here, there was no need to worry about these two little ancestors, and they were not going to kill anyone.
A quarter of an hour later, two black men appeared.
Only the whites of their eyes and teeth were white.
Lin Mo looked at the shiny black Bai Xiao in front of him and couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha! You turned into a black man first!"
Bai Xiao took out a mirror from somewhere, and then said to Lin Mo while looking at it: "You still have the nerve to laugh at me, you are not much better yourself."
The smile on Lin Mo's face disappeared instantly, and then he let out a miserable scream.
"Ahhhhhh! My face, my complexion! My handsome face!"
Originally, it was Bai Xiao's fault. When Lin Mo fought back, he smeared the other person's face black. Bai Xiao was anxious and couldn't help but move his hands. Then the two of them became like this.
And the fat "Phoenix" also turned into a black phoenix.
At dinner time in the evening, the Lin family looked at the expressions on the faces of the two black people twitching constantly.
Lin Qi frowned, bit his lower lip, lowered his head, and his shoulders kept shaking.
Can't laugh, can't laugh, parents are angry now, absolutely can't laugh.
Lin Mo looked at the faces of his parents, and then kept winking at Bai Xiao.
Everyone saw that her eyeballs rolled particularly obviously.
Lin Ran took a deep breath and turned around. He couldn't smile if he couldn't see.
[Hurry up and think of a solution. How am I going to explain this to my parents? I have to go to court tomorrow!]
Lin Mo's eyes moved quickly, especially since her whole face was black, and the white part of her eyes was particularly noticeable.
[You ask me how I know! Or you can just say that we were poisoned.]
Bai Xiao really couldn't think of any other solution.
People present: ...Poisoned, thank goodness you could think of that.
Minister Lin took a deep breath and closed his eyes, "Who of you can tell me what's going on? What on earth do you want to do by making yourselves like this! When people say they don't want you, it's just talk. You really don't want to lose your face!"
He had never seen such a person before!
Bai Xiao whispered, "This is an accident. We were preparing a gift for the Empress, and then the accident happened when we were painting it." As she spoke, Bai Xiao gently pushed Lin Mo.
[Hurry up and tell me, you can't let me explain it alone! ]
Lin Mo suddenly showed a brilliant smile, and her particularly prominent teeth almost blinded the eyes of others.
"Puchi!"
Lin Qi suddenly lay on the table, and then said in a suppressed voice: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it, hahahahaha!"
Lin Qi's bow immediately broke the atmosphere. The atmosphere was quite tense at first, but now it can't be tense anymore.
Lin Ran couldn't help laughing. Mrs. Lin originally had a frown on her face, but when she saw her little daughter's snow-white teeth and protruding whites of the eyes, she really couldn't help it.
The servants outside were almost laughing like crazy. The second young lady and Master Bai were really a perfect match! It is said that people from the same family stick together, and these two are a natural family!
Minister Lin couldn't hold back his laughter. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and turned his head away.
He didn't dare to open his eyes until he turned his head away. As a result, when he opened his eyes, he saw Bai Xiao's face with a flattering smile.
The whites of the eyes and teeth on the black face were so white that it made people dizzy.
"Puff", Minister Lin was completely ruined this time.
Lin Mo: [My parents are all laughing, so we should have passed this level, right?]
Bai Xiao: [I think so. That smile just now is my most flattering smile.]
The Lin family members have been laughing so hard that their faces are starting to feel sore and their stomachs are starting to hurt.
They are really angry and amused at the same time. They wanted to teach these two guys a lesson, but looking at their black faces, they really couldn't say anything harsh.
Except for these two black people, the other people didn't eat well at all.
Because when they looked up, they saw those two pitch-black heads. When they chewed the food, their white teeth were faintly visible, which was very funny.
After the meal, the two of them were driven back. They were relieved to be driven back.
"I thought we were going to be scolded today, but my parents didn't say anything to us."
But this was the first time she got into trouble and didn't get scolded.
"Isn't it good not to get scolded? Go to bed early, you still have to go to court tomorrow." Bai Xiao rubbed her face, and it didn't fade at all!
Chapter 127: A gigolo, the ultimate phoenix man!
Chapter 127 A gigolo, a top-notch phoenix man!
Early the next morning, Lin Qi came over as usual to carry Lin Mo to court.
But when he got to the bed, he couldn't find where the guy was.
It was pitch black, and he couldn't even find his head!
"Mo'er! Wake up quickly, it's time to go to court," Lin Qi called while groping.
Lin Mo sat up in a daze, and then stuck her head out from the side of her feet.
Lin Qi was startled by her, "What are you doing? Why did you sleep on that side?"
Puff! No, he couldn't help it.
Why did his face get darker as the night went by, and it was brighter than yesterday, and his whole head was black and shiny.
Lin Qi carried Lin Mo up with trembling lips.
Minister Lin was preparing himself mentally outside, but when he saw Lin Mo's shiny black face, his mental preparation collapsed instantly.
He took a deep breath and got on the carriage first, facing the wall. Lin Qi stuffed Lin Mo to the innermost part of the carriage and faced the wall like his father.
Lin Mo opened his eyes dazedly and saw the two round backs of his father and brother's heads.
[Xiaobai, what are my father and brother doing? Why are they facing the wall so early in the morning?]
Bai Xiao said dazedly: [I guess they are afraid of seeing your face. Your face is shiny black today, more dazzling than yesterday.]
When they arrived at the palace, Minister Lin and Lin Qi rushed to the front, and Lin Mo walked leisurely behind.
No matter who passed by her, they all opened their eyes wide with surprise.
If it weren't for Lin Mo's outstanding height, they probably wouldn't have recognized that this was their beloved Lord Xiao Lin.
"Lord Xiao Lin, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
This face is darker than charcoal!
Lin Mo smiled, "I'm not sick, I just accidentally applied the dye on my face, it will be healed in ten days or half a month."
Lin Mo's teeth can really make a debut on their own. The official who asked the question bit the meat inside his mouth, and the muscles on his face trembled desperately.
Oh my God! Why is he so devilish!
Lin Mo immediately became the freshest of the fresh. Emperor Xuande sat on it and looked at the black head, his eyes widened.
"Is that Lin Mo?"
The emperor was a little unsure.
Eunuch Li took a look and said affirmatively: "Your Majesty, it was Lord Xiaolin. I have already found out what happened yesterday. Lord Xiaolin and Mr. Bai accidentally applied dye on their faces, and then it became like this." Emperor
Xuande's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say.
Every time you think this girl has gone crazy, she can always give you an unexpected surprise.
A little black in this crowd of thousands is really conspicuous.
Emperor Xuande was concentrating on attending court, but he saw the black mass with a slight sweep of his eyes.
He closed his eyes impatiently. This simple letter was more annoying than eating melons.
Lin Mo didn't know what kind of impact she had caused to others. She was chatting with Bai Xiao.
[You said we have become so dark, if we wear nightgowns to go out at night, wouldn't we be invisible!]
Lin Mo used to think that the nightgowns on TV were very handsome, but they were not concealed enough. If she and Bai Xiao put on those nightgowns, they would definitely be invisible!
And even if they were caught, no one would know who they are, so it's extremely safe!
Bai Xiao was also very curious about this matter: [Why don't we give it a try tonight! Today, Lord Qi from the Ministry of Personnel is going to secretly meet his lover, so we will follow them and see if they will find us!]
Lin Mo: [Okay, okay! I didn't expect there would be something interesting tonight! This is really a pleasant surprise, but I don't seem to have much impression of Lord Qi from the Ministry of Personnel. ã
Bai Xiao: [Don't you have any impression of that Fatty Qi? ã
As soon as Fatty Qi was mentioned, Lin Mo immediately knew who this person was.
[You are talking about him, you will know who it is when you talk about Fatty Qi. ã
Lord Qi: ... Are you sick!
Fatty Qi was already desperate. So what if he had a confidante? Who said that men can't have a confidante!
The woman in his family is a tigress. She controls him all the time and he doesn't even have a concubine. If he hadn't been born in a low family and was forced to marry that tigress, he wouldn't have to be so sneaky!
All the officials, including the emperor, secretly looked at Fatty Qi. Wow, he is so fat and he still has a lover. It's amazing!
But they are also very curious about this melon!
Fatty Qi was pretty when he was young. He was not particularly handsome, but at least he had a good look.
He was born in a low family, and was first spotted by his current wife. His wife's father was the Minister of Personnel at the time, and he was in a high position. He relied on his father-in-law to get to where he is today.
Later, the old minister retired, and he was promoted. He thought his good days were coming, but Mrs. Qi still controlled him tightly.
The old minister promoted many people in his time, and even the current Minister of Personnel has a little relationship with the old minister. The old minister is an honest official, but he doesn't have a good eye for his son-in-law. So now
Mr. Qi doesn't dare to do anything to his wife. If something happens to his wife, those who have connections with the old minister will not forgive her.
Lin Mo looked at Fatty Qi and said to the system: [Why do I feel that Fatty Qi has a sly look the more I look at him?]
Bai Xiao snorted: [That's right, he is a sly person, a man who is both a powerful person and a powerful person.]
[He is able to get to where he is today thanks to his wife and his father-in-law's family. The old Minister of Personnel has only one daughter, so he is really good to this only son-in-law. After becoming rich, this guy actually wanted to divorce his wife. If it weren't for the fact that the old Minister of Personnel had good connections in the court, this guy would have considered that it would affect him, otherwise he would have divorced Madam Qi long ago.]
Lin Mo's brows were already wrinkled when he heard this. This phoenix man is really phoenix-like, so shameless!
The way other people looked at Fatty Qi also changed.
Fatty Qi was a good official, but he was not a very good person.
Emperor Xuande clenched his fists while sitting there. The old Minister of Personnel had been very kind to him, and when the old Minister of Personnel passed away two years ago, he even asked the crown prince to go to pay his respects. He never thought
that the only daughter of the old Minister of Personnel would be bullied like this. It was really unreasonable!
Fatty Qi's chubby face had turned pale, but even so, he kept comforting himself in his heart.
He had not done anything out of line in the officialdom, and they could not do anything to him.
Although he said that he wanted to divorce his wife before, he did not divorce her now. Even when he met his beloved, he was sneaky. He had respected the tigress at home enough.
Chapter 128 The fabric store owner suffered a major shock
Chapter 128 The fabric shop owner suffered a major shock
Because of this episode, the emperor's face never looked good in the second half of the court meeting, except that the corners of his mouth would twitch when he accidentally saw the black coal ball.
Black coal ball: Lin Mo
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have already started discussing how to get a nightgown.
This kind of clothes is generally not sold, it is best to find a special one.
Bai Xiao: [It's a bit difficult to buy outside, let's find a piece of black cloth and make it ourselves! I can go and watch those who make clothes make clothes, and then we make them ourselves! ]
He is an omnipresent system, isn't it just to learn how to make clothes from others? Just go and take a look and you will know.
Lin Mo is a little skeptical, [Can we really make clothes? ã
Bai Xiao answered affirmatively: [Don't worry, you still have me if you can't do it, I'm reliable! ã
Bai Xiao patted his chest firmly, he was really confident in himself.
How could there be something that the omniscient system didn't know? It's just making a small piece of clothing, you can learn it just by looking at it.
The people who listened to their conversation:...
No, your system is too confident, who told you that making clothes is easy?
It's true that there is a system like the master. Lin Mo is usually arrogant enough, but I didn't expect this system to be even more arrogant.
After leaving the court, the two of them immediately ran to the street to buy fabrics.
After going to the street, their turning back rate was 100%. A child passed by them, stared at them for a while, and suddenly burst into tears.
"Dad! There's a ghost! I'm scared!"
The child threw himself into his father's arms, crying miserably.
The middle-aged man was also a little embarrassed. Looking at Lin Mo's court dress, he quickly apologized and bowed: "My son was rude and offended this adult. Please don't blame me!"
When did such a corrupt official appear in the capital? How come he didn't know anything about it? Was it the emperor's new appointment?
Forget it, no matter whether it was a new appointment or not, this court dress can't be wrong.
Lin Mo looked at the crying child and felt depressed. Is he so scary?
Bai Xiao, who was next to him, found a corner and turned into the size of a normal person as soon as he left the palace. He moved to the child and smiled in disbelief.
Child: ...
"Ahhhhhh! Dad, help me! This ghost is going to eat me! Didn't you say that ghosts wouldn't come out in broad daylight? Why did a ghost come out today in such a bright sun? I won't go out again!"
The child was so scared that his nose and eyes were full of tears. Bai Xiao walked back awkwardly.
His smile just now was very amiable, okay? This child really has no knowledge at all.
Watching the father and son run away, the two looked at each other and sighed at the same time.
Bai Xiao asked in disbelief: "Do we really have to keep doing this for half a month? How can we go out then?"
Today, the rate of turning back was simply too high. An old man selling candied haws turned his head back after he passed by them and almost bumped into the carriage in front.
Lin Mo said depressedly: "Anyway, the person who sold me the dye said that it would take at least half a month to disappear after being applied on a person. Who asked you to suddenly apply it on my face? It's all your fault!"
Hearing this, Bai Xiao immediately began to refute: "How can you blame me for this? I accidentally touched your face, and then you smeared those messes on my face. Of course, I couldn't stand there and let you smear it."
The more they talked, the sadder they felt.
Wuwuwuwu, if they had known earlier, they would have taken a step back. They really paid too much for this birthday gift from the Empress.
They are the most conspicuous two people on this street. These two black and shiny heads have become the most eye-catching scenery on this street.
"Hahahaha, where did Lin Mo get such dyes? He can dye the color so evenly and it's black and shiny."
The third prince followed secretly with his two brothers, followed by Flower Peacock and Stupid Beauty.
Flower Peacock and Stupid Beauty were quite surprised when they saw the three princes, and then they were pulled by the third prince to watch the excitement.
The prince had an unwilling look on his face, but he followed closely.
While following him, he said insincerely: "How can a man follow a woman? If he is discovered, it will be embarrassing."
Listening to the prince's words, Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng looked at his legs that followed closely, and the expressions on their faces were a little speechless.
When you say this, can you coordinate your movements? You follow more closely than anyone else!
The second prince is also particularly interested in the dye now, "Where did Lin Mo get so many strange things from? I always feel that the things she plays with are completely different from what we play with."
The peacock and the stupid beauty who followed silently behind: It would be strange if they could be the same. After all, we don't have such a magical system, nor do we have such a magical brain circuit as hers.
At this moment, the two people being discussed have already arrived at the fabric store.
The owner of the fabric shop almost popped his eyes out when he saw the two shiny black people.
Where are these people from? Why are they wearing the court robes of our dynasty
? Can people from outside the court also be officials in our dynasty? I don't think I have heard of this.
"Two, two guests, what kind of fabric do you need?" Since they are guests, the owner still entertained them warmly.
Lin Mo waved his hand and pointed to the darkest piece of fabric.
"Give me the black one, the darker the better!"
Looking at the black fabric and the shiny black faces of the two people, the owner looked a little embarrassed.
He thought for a moment and reminded kindly: "Sir, that color doesn't quite suit your skin tone. Your skin tone is lighter than black. It wouldn't be appropriate for you to wear that color. I suggest you choose some elegant colors so that people can still see you clearly even when you go out at night."
The boss has been working for so many years, but this is the first time he has seen someone who is darker than the black cloth, and that too, a shiny black.
Bai Xiao and Lin Mo looked at each other, and then they resolutely carried out the order for the piece of cloth.
"We want that piece of cloth, the darker the better!"
They just wanted others not to find them at night. If they could be found, why would they buy this black cloth?
When they settled the bill, the boss's outlook on life had already suffered a major shock.
Did he not understand people's aesthetics now? That shouldn't be the case. Every time he picked the color of the cloth for those young masters and young ladies, they were very satisfied with it.
Chapter 129 Two Big Bats Lying on the Roof
Chapter 129 Two big bats lying on the roof
The two men left happily with the cloth, leaving the boss to reflect on himself.
No! As the owner of the most popular cloth store in Beijing, he must know what is popular in Beijing recently. He must be at the forefront of fashion! He
must study hard and relearn what is popular in Beijing recently. He must not be left behind!
The third prince and his friends also went to this cloth store to buy some cloth, and they also bought black.
Qin Zheng looked at the black cloth in his hand and didn't quite understand, "Why do we have to buy black cloth too? I don't like black."
This black color is too dull. He basically doesn't have black clothes, so why should he buy it?
The third prince shook his hair and said proudly: "Because Lady Xiaolin bought it, she wants to make a night suit, so we should do the same!"
Others:...
Why do you want to learn from Lady Xiaolin? What is there for you to learn from her?
And her black cloth is not used for any serious business. They are going to go out and eat melons secretly.
Speaking of this, they thought of the fat man Qi.
Fatty Qi was controlled after the court session. He had problems with his personal morality. At most, he would be reprimanded and receive some minor punishments, but nothing could be done to him.
In order to eat a complete meal tonight, all officials, including the emperor, put pressure on him.
"Do I really have to meet Yu Niang in public?"
Fatty Qi was about to cry. He really didn't want to perform in public!
Madam Qi sat on a chair and drank tea calmly, with a hint of disdain and sarcasm in her eyes.
"The emperor has already asked you to do this. What else can you do if you don't do it? You have to bear the consequences of your own actions. Who made you unlucky enough to be chosen by Lord Kobayashi today?"
Madam Qi really didn't look like a good match for this Fatty Qi. You could tell from Madam Qi's demeanor that she was educated by everyone.
To be honest, Madam Qi had not suffered any major grievances.
When her father was still alive, she had her father to protect her. After her father passed away, her father's colleagues supported her. Even if Fatty Qi wanted to divorce her, she couldn't do anything about him.
But it is really disgusting to be with this person, and today Master Kobayashi has helped her.
To have a secret meeting with a confidante in public, ha, this surprise is really big, it depends on whether they can do it!
That Yu Niang doesn't know what happened here, she dresses herself up every time she does it.
Fatty Qi was threatened by everyone, while Lin Mo and Bai Xiao didn't know where to start with the black cloth.
"Didn't you say you could do it? Please do it," Lin Mo gave up his position.
Bai Xiao took the scissors and tried left and right, but in the end he didn't cut it.
He checked the steps of other people making clothes. It was indeed quite simple to watch others do it, but it was really difficult to do it himself.
After hesitating for a while, Lin Mo gave a flattering smile in Bai Xiao's nest.
"Well, why don't we make such fancy night clothes, just some clothes and pants."
Lin Mo: ...I knew you would do this.
They spent the afternoon in the room making clothes, and from time to time, a gasp could be heard from inside, and you could tell that it was pricked by the needle.
In the evening, two sets of simple clothes were finally made.
In fact, they just looked like clothes, but they really didn't look good at all, and they were loose when worn on the body.
The sleeves of Lin Mo's clothes were even one long and one short, and the collar was actually a fashionable off-shoulder style.
Looking at this "fashionable" clothes, the two fell into deep thought.
They all followed the steps, so how could it turn out like this?
Forget it, as long as it's black, it's fine.
When the moon just rose, the two of them went out.
When the others saw them go out, they followed them out secretly.
"Be quiet later, and don't let them find out. Even if they find out, we will pretend to be taking a walk here, and these two fools won't think too much."
Anyway, everyone has already recognized the personalities of these two people. They look smart, but they are actually stupid.
Minister Lin and Lin Qi followed behind secretly.
There is no way to prevent the devil from coming out. You have to follow him secretly. What if something happens?
Fatty Qi walked out happily, and the expression on his face was really crying.
He was forced to go out and meet someone in the middle of the night. What on earth did the emperor and others think!
As soon as Yu Niang saw Fatty Qi, she rushed over.
"My Lord, you haven't come to see me for a long time. Have you forgotten me?"
Yu Niang's voice was charming.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were lying on the roof like two bats. The clothes looked like spirits.
Lin Mo looked at Yu Niang and felt a little disappointed.
[I thought this confidante was so beautiful, but she is not as beautiful as Madam Qi.]
Lin Mo and Madam Qi didn't meet many times, but she also followed her mother to some banquets since she was a child, and met Madam Qi several times. In short, she was a dignified beauty.
Bai Xiao explained: [Some men are very strange. They think their wives are not as good as concubines, and they think they can't have sex secretly. Although Yu Niang is not as beautiful as Madam Qi, she can give Fatty Qi confidence. ã
ãFatty Qi actually felt very inferior in front of his wife, so he was out there trying to find confidence. ã
The people hiding near them nodded secretly, that was the truth.
Fortunately, the two people were lying far away, so Fatty Qi and Yu Niang could not hear their thoughts.
Fatty Qi was feeling quite guilty, but when he saw the delicate beauty in front of him, his heart softened.
There was no movement around, so Lin Mo didn't come over, otherwise he would have heard her thoughts long ago.
As long as Lin Mo didn't come over, those people would not come over either, after all, they all like to follow Lin Mo's activities.
Thinking of this, Fatty Qi relaxed all of a sudden, and began to flirt with Yu Niang, "Beauty, I'm busy these days, so just wait for me outside. If we want to meet, I'll notify you in advance."
Looking at the fat man flirting with the woman, Lin Mo's facial features wrinkled into a lump, although he couldn't see her facial features clearly, after all, they were so dark.
[Tsk tsk tsk tsk, Fatty Qi's eyes were originally like green beans, and this smile turned them into a slit. Looking at his smile, he should be flirting with this woman. Bai Xiao
nodded, "Yes, not only is she flirting, but she's also being agitated."
Chapter 130 The woman took the fat man's money and ran awayChapter 130 The woman stole the money from Fatty Qi and ran away
Seeing Fatty Qi making moves on the woman, Lin Mo began to grit his teeth.
[Tsk! How come this person looks so mean? And this is still outside.]
Although there are fewer people at night, it shouldn't be this serious! The stinky mouth has already approached, and the woman is really able to endure it. She can smile like a flower in front of such a big fat pig. She is really a ruthless person.
Bai Xiao was also very upset when he saw this, [Why don't we get closer? Anyway, they can't see us if we are dressed like this.]
The two looked at each other, and then quickly took off their clothes.
When Lin Mo ran down, he also pulled up his trousers.
There was nothing he could do , as
the waist of the trousers was a bit wide. But after all, this was his first time making clothes, so it was good enough that he could make them. The expressions on the faces of the people hiding behind were a bit complicated.
Minister Lin said in shock: "Did she just touch her butt?"
Lin Qi nodded with a complicated expression, "It seems so."
How could this girl not pay attention to her image outside? She touched her butt in public. Is this something a girl can do outside!
No! Even a boy can't touch his butt outside!
(Lin Mo: You are the ones who are touching your buttocks! I was clearly just pulling up my pants!)
Lin Mo had no idea that she had been misunderstood. She and Bai Xiao were sneaking up on the fat guy Qi.
Maybe because it was more exciting and more nervous, they stopped talking to each other.
"Beauty, I may not be here for long today. Something happened over there and I may have to leave soon."
Fatty Qi said with regret and resentment in his heart. If it weren't for that Lin Mo, how could he be like this tonight? Fortunately, that Lin Mo didn't come. Just
as this thought flashed through his mind, the conversation between Lin Mo and Bai Xiao rang out.
Lin Mo: [Heh, something happened and you have to leave right away. Why don't I see you want to leave? You're still clinging to my waist.]
Bai Xiao: [That's right, you really think this woman is your confidante. She only came here for your status and money. She's a frequent visitor to Nanfeng Pavilion and she has a male prostitute all year round.]
People eavesdropping from behind: !!! Is it so exciting!
Fatty Qi looked at the woman in his arms in shock. The woman in his arms had already fallen.
The woman also heard the conversation between Lin Mo and Bai Xiao, and she didn't expect that the secret she had kept hidden for so long would be revealed like this.
The thing Bai Xiao said immediately aroused Lin Mo's curiosity.
[You mean this woman used Fatty Qi's money to support other men! Why didn't you tell me about this!]
Lin Mo loves to hear this kind of thing the most. Isn't this fat man ungrateful? Now he has to give him a taste of this. Why is there a sudden pleasure of revenge?
Bai Xiao: [Didn't you ask me about this? If you had asked me one more time, I would have told you.]
[Let me tell you, this woman is really amazing. Do you think she only hooked up with Fatty Qi? Fatty Qi is just one of the fish in her pond. She has several other fish in her pond, but Fatty Qi is the fattest one among them. ã
ãShe has several young prostitutes and spends money like water in the prostitute house. She is a well-known big spender. ã
The woman's face turned pale. Who is talking? Why can't she see anyone?
Fatty Qi was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pushed the woman in his arms away. He wanted to curse but the words on his lips couldn't come out, and he felt a little dizzy.
The next second, Fatty Qi fell to the ground and lost consciousness.
Woman: !!!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao who were lying in the bushes: !!!
Lin Mo: ãWhy did you lie down! Are you going to use the sky as a blanket and the ground as a bed? But why didn't this woman lie down? Bai Xiao
: I don't understand, why is he still twitching on the ground, is this their new trick?
These two fools thought that Fatty Qi fell down to flirt with this woman.
The people hiding in the dark and watching didn't know what to say.
What new trick? He was just pissed off!
Minister Lin sighed, feeling extremely depressed.
"When will the two of them really get the hang of it? They have lived together for so long, why haven't they made any progress? Are they really good brothers for life?"
Minister Lin had already prepared for his daughter to fall on his hands, but he didn't expect a system to fall from the sky.
He thought that this system and his daughter were a pair, but he didn't expect that these two people couldn't get along with each other.
Lin Qi smiled dryly, not knowing how to answer.
Maybe he left a mistake when his little sister was born.
The woman looked at Fatty Qi twitching on the ground, stepped back in panic, and then looked around and found that no one was there. She immediately collected all the valuables on Fatty Qi, and then ran, ran, and ran.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao, who were lying in the grass:
Ran away, isn't this flirting, is Fatty Qi lying down and letting the woman run, and then he will chase her?
Looking at the panicked woman's back, Bai Xiao's mind cleared up for a moment, [Mo Mo, this woman seems to have really run away. I saw that her shoes fell off but she didn't stop. So did she rob Fatty Qi and then escape? Did they really come out for a secret meeting? ]
Bai Xiao was a little doubtful about himself, but he did know that the two of them came for a secret meeting. How did the secret meeting turn into a robbery?
Lin Mo crawled out of the bushes, sneaked up to Fatty Qi, and then gently poked him with his finger.
"Come here, come here, he seems to have really fainted. Could this fat guy have high blood pressure or heart disease?"
Lin Mo took a look at the man's obesity level and he definitely had three highs!
Bai Xiao also ran over quickly, and the two of them squatted on the ground and began to study.
The two black heads were put together, and neither of them had a complete brain.
Bai Xiao felt Fatty Qi's breath, "He's still breathing, he must have just fainted, anyway, I don't think he's in any danger of life."
Lin Mo was relieved that his life was not in danger, and then he patted Fatty Qi on the face twice.
"I told you to be ungrateful! I told you to go out for a secret meeting in the middle of the night! Now your confidante has run away with your money!"
People in the distance looked at these two fools, feeling depressed.
You two ancestors, stop playing around there, drag the man to the clinic first!