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Chapter 131: Turning Fatty Qi into Fatty Black

Chapter 131 Turning Fatty Qi into Fatty Black

The others were anxious, these two idiots were addicted to playing.

Anyway, they were sure that there was no danger to their lives, so it was okay to play a little longer.

Lin Mo took out a black bottle from her arms.

Bai Xiao stared at her bottle with wide eyes, "When did you bring this out? How come I didn't notice it!"

This guy even brought out the dye!

Lin Mo raised his head proudly and said arrogantly: "I have to have some foresight. One of us must have a brain. I can't count on you. I brought this out because I was afraid that the other skin of the two of us would be too obvious at night. I can use this to cover it up."

"But we didn't use it, and now it can be used by this fat guy Qi."

Bai Xiao's eyes were shining, and full of admiration.

"Your Jian Shou is great, why didn't I think of this, fortunately you brought this out."

The two looked at each other and laughed, and then immediately began to paint on Fatty Qi's face.

The people watching not far away: ... You really deserve it!

But Master Xiaolin, do you really think you have a brain?

The emperor, who had already pretended to be an emperor, stood beside Minister Lin without knowing when. He whispered to Minister Lin, "Don't you really need to go out and take care of it?"

Minister Lin was startled by the sudden appearance of the emperor, "Your Majesty! When did you come here?"

Why did the emperor come to watch the show? Doesn't he need to deal with memorials?

Minister Lin's serious expression was seen through by the emperor for the first time. The emperor chuckled and said with some complacency, "I know what you are thinking. You are wondering why I am here and why I am not in the palace to deal with memorials, right? You forgot that I have three sons. I locked them up there to do work, hahahaha!"

Lin's father and son: ...

Eunuch Li: ...

Your Majesty, don't you realize that you have changed more and more now, and become more and more shameless!

Also, what's wrong with your laughter!

Lin Qi whispered, "Why does this laughter sound so much like my little sister's laughter, even the smug mood in it is exactly the same."

The emperor immediately stopped smiling, and the other officials around him were about to burst into tears.

They said that the emperor's laughter was so familiar, it turned out to be the same laughter as Lord Xiaolin.

At this moment, the two idiots over there had already painted Fatty Qi into a black fat man.

The two idiots also stripped Fatty Qi of his clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear.

"Paint his belly too! Xiaobai! Paint his lower body first, and then paint after I turn around. I'm afraid it will dirty my eyes."

After Lin Mo finished painting the upper body, he immediately ran to the side and turned around, leaving Bai Xiao alone with the can, not knowing what to do.

No, why do you want me to paint the lower body of this fat guy! Can I not do this job!

Bai Xiao really didn't want to see this greasy fat guy, but no matter how disgusted he was, he still did the job.

After finishing it, the fat guy had completely changed. He

was originally white and fat, but now he has become black and fat.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have black faces at most, but the rest of their bodies are still white.

But these two idiots painted him black from head to toe, even the soles of his feet were painted black.

"Hahahaha! I don't think he can go out for a private meeting in this state! I guess the emperor won't even recognize him when he goes to court tomorrow!"

Looking at this work, Lin Mojian was very satisfied.

"Let's go home!"

People not far away: ??? Just left? Really not sending him to the clinic?

But although they didn't send him to the clinic, they dragged him into a thatched bush, so he definitely wouldn't be frozen to death.

Looking at the backs of these two idiots jumping away, the others quickly ran out from the dark, and then dragged the black fat man out of the thatched bush.

Looking at this fat black man who looked like a nobody, everyone fell into deep thought.

Emperor Xuande squinted his eyes and looked at him for a long time, and finally said with emotion: "My dear Lin, your girl is really a talent!"

Others are killing people, but this girl is playing a game of deception. She always does deception, but every time she behaves in a particularly foolish way. You say she is wise but appears foolish, but she doesn't seem to be very smart.

Emperor Xuande finally came to a conclusion: "She is both wise but appears foolish, and foolish but appears wise. Every time she does something, it is beyond people's expectations."

Minister Lin: ...Excuse me, is this an exaggeration?

The Grand Master and the Grand Commandant have already started to study it.

"The painting technique is really even. Master Xiaolin has some skills. He must have learned painting skills."

Listening to the words of the Grand Tutor, Lin Qi's mind popped up the painting drawn by Lin Mo, a picture of two naked men entangled.

Uh... She did learn painting skills, but this girl seems to have learned something different from others.

Although Lin Mo is not very good at painting with a brush, she can use charcoal pencils. She learned this in her previous life.

In addition, she likes to read storybooks and picture books, so this painting style is inevitably affected.

Fatty Qi lay here and was watched by everyone for a while. Maybe these things were too hot, and he woke up slowly.

But when he woke up, he saw more than a dozen heads surrounding him.

Looking at the dozen heads, he opened his eyes wide and screamed.

"Ahhhh! Ghosts, ghosts!"

The Grand Master was startled by his sudden opening of his eyes and punched him. Then, Fatty Qi, who finally woke up, fainted again.

The Grand Master shook his hands in disgust and said, "Why are you so surprised? You scared me and said we are ghosts. Now he looks like a ghost. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?"

Minister Lin and Lin Qi moved their mouths when they heard this, but in the end, they said nothing.

The two little bastards in their family also looked like this, but they only had black faces, which was better than this guy.

After watching enough, Fatty Qi was carried back home.

Madam Qi looked at this black thing and couldn't recognize what it was.

"Madam, we sent Master Qi back. Master Qi was frightened outside. His confidante robbed all his money and ran away, and made him like this. He had fainted when we found him."

The official's statement was so perfect that he immediately put all the blame on the woman.

Yes, they don't know who did it, they just know that he went out on a date, so of course it was that woman who did it, and it certainly has nothing to do with Lord Kobayashi.

Chapter 132 Send a little girl to entertain the Queen

Chapter 132 Send a little girl to cheer up the Empress

When Fatty Qi woke up, it was already the next morning. He was slapped awake because he had to go to court.

"What are you doing? You dare to hit me in the face? You don't want to live anymore."

Fatty Qi's mind was a little unclear now. He thought it was just another morning.

The maid who helped him dress didn't dare to raise her head, for fear that she would laugh.

After dressing and washing, he went to court as usual.

Maybe the punch from the Grand Tutor last night was really too strong. The fat man's mind was still a little unclear now, and he only had a vague impression of what happened yesterday.

Along the way, he turned around and passed Lin Mo.

"Lord Qi is really radiant today. Did something good happen?"

As the night went by, Fatty Qi's face gradually turned black and shiny.

He was served while washing in the morning, and he didn't even open his eyes, so he didn't see his black hands.

Seeing everyone smiling at him, Fatty Qi thought that what happened yesterday had not been discovered.

He said how could everyone have so much free time to stare at Lin Mo, maybe it was that little bastard Lin Mo who took the system to eat melons yesterday, and no one else should have gone.

As the sky gradually brightened, he finally saw his pitch-black hands. Of

course, he couldn't shout loudly in the court, but this did not affect his surprise.

Bai Xiao: [Hehehe, the black fat guy finally realized that his skin color has turned black. Look at his surprised expression. His eyeballs are about to fall out.]

Lin Mo: [I just realized it now. His reaction is too slow. Doesn't he wash his face in the morning?]

Bai Xiao: [He washes it, but someone is waiting for him. Just like you, when you wash your face in the morning, don't you have to be wiped with a handkerchief at the door? Your brother carries you and your father wipes your face. Your life is really terrible.] People around

: This is not just terrible, there is no daughter in the world who is served like this.

They also know that the Lin family dotes on their daughters, otherwise they would not have spoiled this devil like this, but they didn't expect that he would be spoiled so much.

The official next to Minister Lin came up to him and whispered, "In fact, you still have to be strict with children. Sometimes if you are not strict, the child's temper will get worse and worse. Isn't your child like this? He has become a troublemaker in the capital."

Minister Lin: ...Do you need to say this?

Fatty Qi couldn't listen to anything now. He looked at his dark skin and his heart was in despair.

How could this happen! No wonder everyone was laughing at him all the way here today. Could his face also be like this?

Emperor Xuande's facial muscles were about to cramp when he sat on it.

From the left, it was the troublemaker, and from the right, it was Fatty Qi. The key point was that the two were actually standing symmetrically.

One on the left, one on the right, one tall, one short, one fat, one thin, absolutely amazing!

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor's nostrils that kept shrinking and couldn't help coughing and said, "Your Majesty, you are still in court, control your facial expression a little."

His face was about to cramp, if he didn't control it, he would probably cramp.

The crown prince and the second and third princes were really depressed. They didn't see the grand occasion last night.

It was all their father's fault. He went to eat melons and locked the three of them in the palace and had people watch them while they read memorials.

As an emperor, couldn't he be a little more diligent? He always pushed everything onto his sons. What kind of person is that? The three of them are not emperors.

The second and third princes were even more depressed. Even if they had to be imprisoned, the eldest brother should be imprisoned. The eldest brother is the crown prince, and they will be rich princes in the future. It seems that the eldest brother should be the one to handle this matter. Why should they be imprisoned as well?

Halfway through the court session, Lin Mo was almost unable to stand.

He went out to eat melons last night and delayed his sleep, so he was seriously sleep deprived.

Looking at Lin Mo who kept rolling his eyes, Lord Li silently stood a little further away.

This girl usually looks very strange when she dozes off, and now she looks even more weird with her black face and white eyes. If she sticks out a long tongue, she will be a living black ghost!

Tsk! I don't know if the Lin family will be scared if they see this girl in the middle of the night.

Seeing Lin Mo swaying like a tumbler, everyone was also nervous about her.

However, her sleeping ability was really practiced, and she didn't fall down even if she swayed back and forth.

Bai Xiao sat in his sleeves like swinging on a swing.

[Hahahaha, this swing is quite fun, how come she fell asleep again?]

Bai Xiao secretly poked his head out, and his black little head almost made everyone else laugh to death.

Originally, a little man looked very funny, and now it was a little black man.

Bai Xiao secretly looked around and found that no one noticed him (really no one noticed him), and he began to go crazy in his heart without restraint.

[I still have watermelons to eat, how can I eat watermelons with you when you are asleep! 】

【Mo Mo, wake up quickly, there is a big melon! 】

Lin Mo opened his eyes immediately after hearing this and asked in a daze: 【Melon, what big melon. 】

Everyone:... Are you really asleep?

But everyone is also very curious about what kind of melon Bai Xiao is talking about.

Bai Xiao said while swaying in his sleeves: 【Isn't the Queen's birthday banquet about to begin? The Jade Kingdom plans to send a little girl to accompany the Queen, saying that she is sending her here to relieve her boredom. 】

Lin Mo's eyes widened instantly: 【Are they crazy? They actually sent someone here to relieve boredom. They are not treating people as human beings. 】

This aspect is to treat people as little cats and dogs, and the girls who can be sent to their Dayong should be of high status, if not a princess, they must be a county lady or a noble lady.

Others are also really confused in their hearts, does their queen need girls from other countries to relieve her boredom?

The prince said in his heart: What's the point of sending a little girl to relieve the boredom? If you have this spare time, you might as well send more money. My mother and the other ladies are busy making money in the harem every day. How can they have time to deal with a little girl

? Sending a little girl to relieve the boredom of the empress, no one would believe this. Who would send a little girl for no reason?

Lin Mo also didn't believe this: [They can't have any other plans, saying that a little girl came to the empress, can't it be to curry favor with the emperor! Does this little girl want to marry the emperor! Lin Mo

really thought she was very smart. She had read many palace fighting dramas and novels. This little girl must have gone to the Empress' side to get close to her.

When she becomes the Empress in the palace and gives birth to a little prince, the Jade Kingdom will help the little prince to fight for the throne. It must be like this!

Emperor Xuande, who was inexplicably affected, said: ... Are you sick? What does this have to do with me?

Chapter 133 Let the prince fart again to scare her away

Chapter 133 Let the Crown Prince fart again to scare her away

The Crown Prince and the two princes also looked at Emperor Xuande who was sitting above, and all three of them had a hint of suspicion in their eyes.

Could it be that this is really the case? This is a bit too bad. A foreign woman enters the harem. What if it turns the harem upside down ?

Looking at the eyes of his three sons, Emperor Xuande glared back at them one after another.

What are you looking at? Is your father such a person?

Bai Xiao was also shocked by Lin Mo's words, [How can you think of so many things at once? I didn't say that this little girl is going to marry the emperor. She is the same age as you. Of course, she can't marry the emperor. She is interested in the Crown Prince. ]

Crown Prince: !!!

Why are you dragging this matter into me again? I have a Crown Princess! Is there something wrong with this Jade Kingdom?

Lin Mo looked at the prince stealthily. Hmm, he was gentle and handsome, and he was also the heir to the throne.

[It turned out that she had her eyes on the prince, but he already had a princess, and he loved her very much. Could it be that the girl wanted to be his concubine?]

This matter concerned the unity of the country, so everyone listened carefully.

All matters concerning the emperor and the prince were big events. The women in the East Palace were not ordinary women. After the prince ascended the throne, they were all concubines. The status of concubines was not unusual.

Bai Xiao also felt that there was something wrong with the country of Jade, [that is, they sent little girls here to be concubines. The little girl they sent here was called Wumula, and she was the most beautiful woman in their royal family. The purpose was to charm the prince and give birth to the prince's child. ]

[Oh, they still have a spare tire. If they can't charm the prince, then put their hands on the second and third princes. 】

Two spared princes:? ? ? That's right! The two of them actually settled for the second best. This is too much to look down on them!

Lin Mo started to have a toothache when he heard this. What is the purpose of this Jade Kingdom? It was originally a subordinate country that relied on their Great Yong to make a living. Isn't it good to be safe? You have to stretch your hand so long, be careful that your hand will be chopped off!

[Oh, they also knew the prince's hobbies, so they cultivated this Umula with great enthusiasm. 】

When everyone thought of the prince's hobby, their faces changed instantly.

Well, it's a little hard to say what the prince's hobby is, but most people don't know about the prince's hobby, there must be a traitor! The

emperor's face is not so good now.

Lin Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking, she was just concerned about this Wumula.

【How could this Wumula agree to come here, and the prince's hobby is only with the crown princess, what does it have to do with her. 】

Bai Xiao supported his head and said: 【He is very confident in himself. The fact that the prince is having fun was spread by an official in the East Palace. That official likes foreign women, so he usually keeps many kabuki from other countries. He told this matter after drinking too much. 】

【This prince is really careless. How could his hobby be discovered by others. 】

The Eastern Palace has its own team. This is the right given to him by the emperor. He didn't expect that his affairs would be spread out like this.

The prince's face is very bad now. Although he is not a traitor, he doesn't need people who can't control their mouths.

Just when everyone was thinking different things, Bai Xiao's words broke the atmosphere again.

【Oh, there is another melon. I don't know what kind of fake wine that official drank. He actually said that the prince has athlete's foot. Yuguo has found a lot of ways to treat athlete's foot, and they also let the girl bring them over. 】

Puff! He has athlete's foot. Everyone turned their eyes to the prince's feet.

The prince also scratched the floor with his toes in embarrassment. No, when did he have athlete's foot! How could he have this disease!

Lin Mo was very curious whether the prince had athlete's foot. [Does the prince have athlete's foot? Probably not. If he had athlete's foot, then his image in my mind would collapse completely.]

The prince was dignified and steady. How could such a person have athlete's foot?

Yes, in Lin Mo's heart, the prince's personality was dignified and steady. After all, the prince's life had never collapsed in front of Lin Mo. In Lin Mo's heart, he was still the serious prince.

Others were also very curious about this. Some officials with athlete's foot had already set their sights on the prescriptions for treating athlete's foot brought from the Jade Kingdom.

Although it was said that the Jade Kingdom had bad intentions, these prescriptions for treating athlete's foot were innocent!

[Of course the prince doesn't have beriberi anymore, he just farts a little bit smellier recently, maybe his stomach isn't feeling well lately.]

Bai Xiao's words were like a sharp sword piercing into the prince's heart.

Prince: You might as well not explain! Can't you just say I don't have beriberi first? Why did you say my farts are smellier! Whose farts don't stink!

The expressions of Emperor Xuande and other officials were also extremely complicated. This matter was really full of twists and turns!

Lin Mo's teeth were already showing from his smile, and the contrast between his black face and his white teeth was very obvious.

[Hahaha, farts stink more. How smelly is this one? In fact, I think it is very simple to dispel the idea of ​​Umulla. She must have a little fantasy about His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Then let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince fart in front of her and suffocate her! In this way, her fantasy about the Crown Prince will collapse completely.]

Lin Mo thought that his idea was very smart and good. He didn't care about the life or death of the Crown Prince at all.

The Crown Prince's face was already red with anger. The second and third princes stood on both sides of him and kept comforting him.

"Relax, relax, don't be angry, don't be angry. If you get sick from anger, no one can replace you! Just listen to what Lord Xiaolin said."

Emperor Xuande was really angry and funny when he was sitting there.

Bai Xiao actually thought Lin Mo's idea was good. [You are right. This Wumula does have many fantasies about the prince, and the prince can meet her fantasies. He is of noble status, outstanding temperament, and gentle. If she really meets the prince, she will definitely be devoted to him. If the prince really farts in front of her, then maybe he can really solve her problem.]

The prince has already started to take a deep breath: Don't be angry, don't be angry. Don't bother with these two people. They are not normal people.

The third prince actually found it more and more reasonable. He whispered to his eldest brother's ear: "Brother, I think what they said seems to make some sense. Do you want to try this method?"

The prince: "Get lost!"

When the court was dismissed, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were both trying to help the prince.

No one knew what to say to them, after all, they really cared about the prince and the country.

The fat black man was kept after the court was dismissed, and the emperor ordered him and his wife to divorce that day.

Chapter 134 Is there still a normal person in Dayong?

Chapter 134 Is there a normal person left in Dayong?

After the prince returned, he was so angry that he couldn't eat. The princess found him funny.

"You're still angry. Lord Xiaolin and Mr. Bai didn't say this on purpose. As a prince, you should be more generous."

Who told you that you can hear other people's thoughts? They don't know that you can hear their thoughts.

The prince couldn't get angry when he looked at the princess, but he was still very depressed.

"Do you think I have offended them? Why do they just pick on me? The second and third brothers are standing next to me, why don't they talk about the second and third brothers?"

He is a prince, and others know such a secret. How can he have any shame!

Seeing his expression, the princess couldn't help laughing.

"Look at your expression. Who made you have a bad stomach recently? I asked you to take good care of it, but you never took it seriously. Now that Lord Kobayashi has told you about it, you are really charming. That Wu Mu has fallen in love with you before even meeting you."

The Crown Princess said the latter part with a hint of jealousy. She and the Crown Prince fell in love with each other, and their relationship has been getting better and better after so many years of marriage.

She never thought that the Crown Prince would have other women. Maybe she was too stingy. After all, how could the king of a country have only one woman? But she just couldn't get over it.

Looking at the Crown Princess's slightly angry face, the Crown Prince's temper disappeared at once, and then he habitually began to coax her.

"Ah Jian, don't listen to Lord Xiao Lin's nonsense. Besides, that woman is probably attracted to my status as the crown prince. If the second or third son is the crown prince, then that woman is attracted to them. Don't worry, I will never let you down."

This is the wife he finally married. The third son had a hard time finding a wife, and he was not much better.

The crown princess's family really doted on this daughter, and never thought of letting their daughter marry into the royal family, after all, the royal family had many rules.

It was just that I didn't expect that these two young people would end up together after all these twists and turns.

"Ajian, I told you before when I married you that I would never let you down, and my father is also very open-minded and won't force any woman on me."

As for why the couple has not had children for so many years, it is simply because the prince does not want to be a father so early.

He himself has not been with the Crown Princess enough, what if a child comes to snatch her away from him!

Moreover, when he married the Crown Princess, she was still young. The younger the woman, the more difficult it is to give birth. He would rather have children later.

Among the three brothers, only the second prince has children, a son and a daughter, both born to the second prince's wife.

As for why the two concubines did not have children, it was simply because they felt the difficulty of raising children.

"Little ancestor, can you go play with your mother? Second mother really doesn't have time to play with you here."

Concubine Chen was about to cry when she saw the little grandson. This child came to her every day. She didn't know what kind of attraction she had for the child.

Looking at these two children, she even gave up the idea of ​​having children herself.

Concubine Li was holding the little princess with a look of despair on her face, "What on earth are we doing in the second prince's backyard? These two guys have been ours since they were born, can't the prince's wife show some sympathy for us!"

Hearing Concubine Li's words, Concubine Chen snorted and said speechlessly, "Then you go and serve the second prince. I would rather take care of the child than be with him. The child is quite cute when he is not making trouble."

Yes, these two people still dislike the second prince. Although the second prince has made great progress, he is still inexplicably confident.

And he has recently fallen in love with people praising him, and the two of them really can't think of so many words, so the second prince's wife should go, after all, they are the real couple.

Lin Mo is now listening to the system's report on the Second Prince's affairs.

[Hahaha, why are all the princes in our country so funny? Is the Second Prince still so disliked? Then why did these two concubines marry him in the first place?]

She was really curious about this question. Among the three princes, only the Second Prince had concubines, and only the Second Prince had two children.

If it was to compete for favor, then it was totally unnecessary.

Bai Xiao held the beef jerky and ate it while saying, [What do you know? These two concubines didn't have a good life in their natal families. The Second Prince's wife had a good relationship with them before she got married. Wasn't it appropriate to later propose that they become the Second Prince's concubines? 】

【It's just that I didn't expect that one gift would give three things at once. It's really a blessing to enjoy. After all, the Second Prince's wife treats them both really well, and the Second Prince is also a good person. But it's just that this is too much of a test of acting skills. 】

Lin Mo's mouth twitched and he didn't know what to say. He could only say that the Second Prince is a talent, and the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines are also talents.

I've never seen a woman marrying and bringing two good sisters along. The relationship between these three people is too good. Why does it feel like the Second Prince is a bit redundant?

【Tsk, this is the first time I've seen such a harmonious backyard. In the novels and stories, they would definitely fight to the death. Bai Xiao

: What are you fighting for? The three of them are not competing for favor. Now they have a good division of labor and cooperation. The second prince's wife is responsible for dealing with the second prince, and the two concubines are responsible for taking care of the two children. They take good care of the two children.

Lin Mo silently raised a thumb. The second prince's courtyard is full of talents!

The westerner of the Lin family was standing at the door and listening speechlessly.

Why do I feel that this royal family is not normal at all? Are there any normal people in Dayong now?

Facts have proved that it is really difficult to find a normal person in Dayong, let alone in the royal family, because something happened to the third prince again.

"Father! You have to make a decision for your son. This woman actually dared to bump into me and almost knocked me out!"

The Third Prince was called to the palace by Emperor Xuande to check on his recent study. He was bumped into by a palace maid before he took two steps.

The palace maid was about to start the performance, but the Third Prince suddenly lay on the ground and started to scream. His scream was so miserable.

All the nearby palace maids and eunuchs were attracted to him, and some of them were already anxious to find the imperial physician.

Looking at the Third Prince wailing in "pain" on the ground, the palace maid who wanted to climb up the social ladder was already confused.

She didn't use much strength! She just wanted to crash into the Third Prince's arms!

Chapter 135 The Third Prince Considers Lin Mo His Idol

Chapter 135 The Third Prince Treats Lin Mo as an Idol

"I'm not, I didn't! I really didn't!"

The maid knelt on the ground with a panicked look on her face. She really didn't use a lot of strength. She just wanted to create some physical contact with the Third Prince. How could she knock the Third Prince down!

"You still say you didn't!"

The Third Prince flipped over from the ground, then pointed his finger and frowned. The finger suddenly poked over and scared the maid.

"You knocked me into this state and you still say you didn't. You don't even have such a rule to serve in front of the emperor. You are lucky that you bumped into me because I am strong. If you bumped into other ladies in the harem or bumped into my father, you would really want to make a big fuss!"

People watching the performance of the Third Prince: ...

Emperor Xuande closed his eyes helplessly, tut! Is this jerk really his son? Can he deny this son? It's really too embarrassing!

If you want to pretend to be injured and weak, then just lie on the ground and don't get up. You just did that somersault because you were afraid that others didn't know how strong your body is, right?

Eunuch Li twitched his mouth and lowered his head. The character of the third prince has become more and more open recently. It may be because there is a contrasting person.

Before Lord Kobayashi came to court, everyone was very respectful, at least on the surface, they were all very serious. After all , everyone had to save face.

But with Lord Kobayashi, everyone's character has become more and more open. As for the issue of saving face, there is a most shameless person here anyway. No matter how shameless they are, they will never surpass Lord Kobayashi.

"Father, arrange this maid to serve somewhere else. Recently, the concubines have been complaining about not having enough servants. Just arrange her there."

The third prince said righteously, as if he was thinking about the concubines in the harem.

Although the previous emperor passed away, he left behind a lot of concubines.

When Emperor Xuande ascended the throne, he had already released a large number of concubines. After all, he could not afford to support so many stepmothers. Now there are no more than five concubines in the palace.

In fact, everyone knows that the palace is poor and no one is willing to live a poor life here. The few who are left are because they really have no relatives outside, and the life after leaving may not be as good as in the inside, so they stay in the palace.

After all, these concubines are here, and the emperor should be more generous to them, after all, they are elders. But this generosity is not that great, just one or two more servants, a little more money, just a little more.

Emperor Xuande looked at his little son with a serious face, and then looked at the palace maids kneeling on the ground with panic, and he also thought that this proposal was not bad.

He also went through this. When he was a prince, there were palace maids who came to contact him, especially when he just became emperor, at that time there were even more people who wanted to climb up the social ladder.

When he was a child, he saw many maids and concubines in the palace using tricks to fight for favors. This was just a childish trick in his mind. He even saw people dancing on tree branches.

But this little maid didn't seem to have good taste. She actually chose the third child.

What's so good about the third child? He just looks a little good, but there are no ugly people in their royal family. He can understand why the prince and the second child were chosen, but the third child has no other advantages.

"Your Majesty, please spare my life. Your Majesty, please spare me this time!"

Hearing that she had to serve the concubines, the maid panicked.

She was originally working in the flower room, but the work in the flower room was more difficult, which made her have some bad thoughts.

It would be better for her to stay in the flower room than

to serve the dowager concubine. Looking at the terrified maid, the third prince snorted coldly, then curled the corners of his lips and sneered, "Why are you so flustered when your life is not threatened? What's wrong with serving the dowager concubine?" Don't you want to climb up the social ladder? Who in the harem is more senior than the dowager concubine?

The expression on the maid's face was numb when she was dragged away.

The dowager concubines who stayed behind all have strange personalities. Sometimes they just like to torment people, making them uncomfortable here and there. Although they will not torture you physically, the mental pressure is really not small.

This person is old and has health problems. If you don't take good care of them, they will complain about pain here and there. It's all because of the old ancestors here. Although the harem is no longer their world, they still have the advantage of being divided among the generations.

"Now you are satisfied, I say that as a prince, can you pay a little attention to your image? What's the point of scattering and rolling on the ground? You can't learn everything from Lin Mo!"

Emperor Xuande was really speechless. Recently, the third prince has been getting more and more out of tune. I have to find a time to let the third prince's wife take good care of him. It's okay to embarrass him at home, not outside.

Hearing his father's words, the third prince was dissatisfied.

"Father, are you biased against Mr. Xiao Lin? I think Ms. Xiao Lin is very smart, and I think she is a very lucky person. Since I learned from her, I found that my luck has improved." The

third prince said this with a somewhat proud expression. There were some difficult people around him before, and those people were extremely shameless.

But since he learned from Master Xiaolin, those difficult people no longer pester him, because he is more difficult to deal with than them.

Isn't it just more shameless? He is more shameless than them!

Seeing his son's triumphant expression, Emperor Xuande couldn't help but kicked him.

"You bastard! Come here and report your recent homework!"

As soon as he mentioned homework, the smile on the third prince's face suddenly froze.

Why are we still talking about homework? He thought it was over.

He was actually quite surprised that the palace maid wanted to bump into his arms just now. He thought that as long as he made a fuss about it, his father might forget about his homework. Unexpectedly, the fuss was made but his father did not forget about his homework.

The emperor knew what he was thinking as soon as he saw his expression.

He knew the personalities of his three sons very well. He knew what these three bastards were thinking just by rolling their eyes.

A quarter of an hour later, a crackling sound came from the study, and at the same time, the screams of the third prince came out.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, father. I will study hard in the future! Don't hit me!"

Seeing Emperor Xuande chasing the Third Prince around the study room with the sole of his shoe, Eunuch Li sighed and silently picked up the memorials on the ground.

This was the case every time the Third Prince came over, and he was used to it.

Chapter 136 This is really a bad omen!

Chapter 136 This is really a bad luck!

The third prince limped over during the morning court session the next day.

Lin Mo couldn't help laughing when he saw him like this.

"Your Highness's walking posture is quite peculiar, very novel and very eye-catching," Lin Mo said while raising his thumb.

Why does this person walk like Tom the cat, walking with his butt sticking out, which is so charming.

The third prince smiled dryly and didn't want to talk at all.

Bai Xiao talked to Lin Mo about the third prince with special enthusiasm: [The third prince was beaten. Yesterday, the emperor examined his homework and he failed, and then the emperor beat him like this with the sole of his shoe. ]

[His butt was swollen when he left the palace last night. It's good that he can come to court today. 】

Listening to Bai Xiao's words, Lin Mo looked at the third prince with pity.

It's too miserable, it's really too miserable, not only does he have to study but also has to be examined by his parents on his homework, it's not so easy to be a prince.

Seeing Lin Mo's pitying eyes, the third prince felt uncomfortable.

Finally someone felt that he was pitiful, and he really felt that he was pitiful!

Among the three brothers, he was the one who was beaten the most since he was a child, and not everyone likes to study. Among the three brothers, he has the best martial arts (although he practiced it to pursue his wife), and in terms of martial arts, the other two can't compare to him.

Why can't this homework examination be changed to a martial arts examination, so that he will never be beaten!

The emperor sitting on the top and the officials standing below didn't know what to say.

The officials looked at the third prince with a look of disappointment.

The third prince has been so out of tune since he was a child. He never made big mistakes but always made small ones.

Lin Mo didn't know what other people were thinking. Compared with the third prince, she suddenly felt that her life was better.

[Alas, it turns out that my life is more comfortable. I am not very good at studying, and I can't read those dry articles.]

Bai Xiao: [Who said it wasn't.]

The third prince: Great minds think alike!

There are many important things in the court today. Summer is here and the rainy season is here. More rainy weather will easily cause floods.

Lin Mo originally wanted to use her knowledge to solve this problem. After all, she was a patriot. She had to do something while enjoying the salary from the court.

But she didn't expect that all the things she thought of were already done by people in the court.

There were reservoirs, canals, and everything.

[I told you not to worry about it. There are many talented people in this country. Otherwise, it would not be so rich and powerful. It can be said that the only poor person in your country is the emperor.]

Bai Xiao had also checked some information about his predecessors when he was at the headquarters. Those predecessors were really invincible with their hosts.

Anyway, the things they did were all national affairs, and they were all major affairs for the country and the people.

But the dynasty he was in now was really different from other dynasties.

It was quite rich and powerful. Most of the officials were relatively young, not to mention the emperor, who was a wise ruler who was extremely sober (just relatively poor).

So this dynasty seemed to be quite good. Even though the previous emperor was rich and extravagant, it did not affect the strength of the country. Although the previous emperor loved extravagance, he did not neglect any political affairs.

The more Bai Xiao thought about it, the more he felt that Lin Mo's reincarnation skills were really great.

[I said that your luck in reincarnation is really great. The country is strong, the family is rich, the parents are loving, and the sisters are harmonious. It's really amazing! ]

Lin Mo immediately became proud when he heard this: [Of course, my luck is absolutely great! 】

Emperor Xuande and his ministers felt really comfortable listening to their words.

After all, who doesn't like to hear good things about their own country?

Just when everyone was immersed in this praise, Lin Mo first brought everyone back to reality.

[We are off topic, since national affairs have nothing to do with us, and everyone can think of what we can think of, then let's continue to eat melons! 】

She was originally an ordinary person, who took advantage of God and had the memory of her previous life. She is not like those Long Aotian and Feng Aotian in other novels who know everything and can do everything. There are many people who are smarter than her. Since everyone can think of what she can think of, it seems that there is really no need for her help.

Everyone:...You are really worthy of it!

Bai Xiao started to pick out the losers. He pulled Lin Mo's sleeve and said, [See the guy next to your brother? That Wei Hanlin has a big melon on him! ]

Wei Hanlin: !!! What are you doing!

Lin Qi looked at Wei Hanlin next to him, and then silently moved two steps to the side.

Wei Hanlin was almost mad to death when he saw his actions. How could such a dignified person like him have such messy gossips!

Lin Mo looked at Wei Hanlin and felt that this man looked quite decent, and his temperament was also quite decent, and it seemed that he had been admitted together with his elder brother.

[No way, I think this man is quite decent, and he seems to be in the same batch of candidates as my brother. He seems to be the 1st. 】

Yes, this guy is really an unlucky guy. He got the fifth place in the imperial examination. Isn't this a bad thing?

Now everyone's mind is on Wei Hanlin. Since even the small system says that the melon about this person is a big one, then there must be something big!

Bai Xiao pretended to be suspenseful and said: [I didn't say that this person is a bad person. This person is just an unlucky guy. He got the fifth place in the imperial examination and now he is being blamed.]

Lin Mo secretly patted Bai Xiao: [Hurry up and tell me, don't keep me in suspense, or I will strangle you to death!]

She can strangle this little guy to death with one hand!

The other eavesdroppers were really anxious. How could he be blamed? Could it be that someone framed him? Is it related to national affairs?

Bai Xiao: [Why are you in such a hurry? This Wei Qin has a twin brother named Wei Yi. He is a decent and upright person, but his brother is not a good person.]

[His younger brother looks exactly like him. Recently, his younger brother has been using his identity to get in touch with the only daughter of a wealthy businessman. The two of them are about to have a child! Don't you think this is a huge black pot? The man has a child before he even gets married.]

Lin Mo listened to the system's explanation and immediately felt that Wei Qin was unlucky. Others had the same idea. It was really a sin to have such a younger brother.

Wei Qin's face turned pale and he could hardly stand. Doctor Zhao sighed and gave him an injection skillfully.

Chapter 137 I don't think I have the talent to be a pickpocket!

Chapter 137 I don't have the talent to be a pickpocket!

Lin Qi looked at the person next to him, his face full of pity.

They were candidates of the same term and studied in the same academy. They didn't say how good their relationship was, but at least they were acquaintances. He also knew that Wei Qin's family conditions were not that good. His parents died early and he only had a younger brother.

Even the things related to the imperial examination were donated by the clan members. It can be said that his passing the exam was really a great honor for him.

Good days were about to come, but something like this happened. If this matter had not been told by that little system, he would probably have to bear the blame.

After all, the two brothers look exactly the same, even their voices, heights and body shapes are exactly the same. If they disguise themselves a little, you really can't tell at all .

Even Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the throne, felt that Wei Qin was being taken advantage of.

[Do you think that rich lady really didn't realize that Wei Yi was not Wei Qin? Even if the twins look exactly the same, there should be differences in their personalities.]

Although Lin Mo had not seen many pairs of twins, no one would have the same personality as another, just like there are no two identical leaves in the world.

Bai Xiao sighed and said: [This is the biggest problem. The two brothers look the same, have the same voice and body shape. Wei Yiqin admires his brother, envies his brother and is jealous of his brother, so he always imitates Wei Qin's behavior unconsciously, so people who don't know him can't really tell them apart.]

They are twins and they imitate unconsciously, which makes it even more difficult for people to tell them apart, not to mention that the rich girl has never seen the real Wei Qin.

Lin Mo shook his head when he heard this. This man is really unlucky to have such a brother.

[It is said that Wei Qin is too soft-hearted. Because he is the only relative he has, he has always been rather indulgent towards his younger brother. If this matter gets out, it will definitely affect his career.]

[In your dynasty, the control over the private lives of officials is still quite strict. Wei Yi used his status to get involved with that rich girl, which should be considered an unmatched match. What if they have a child? Tsk tsk tsk tsk.]

Bai Xiao had nothing to do, so he studied a lot of laws of this dynasty. Generally speaking, the laws of this dynasty are relatively complete, and there are many restrictions on officials.

[Then should we help him? We can't let him take the blame. 】

Lin Mo hated this kind of thing the most. If this happened to her, she would probably even want to kill someone. She

got a girlfriend out of nowhere, and maybe a child later. The problem was that she didn't even know about it.

Bai Xiao also thought that he could help with this matter. He thought about it and said, "Your brother can help with this matter. Wei Qin and your brother are classmates, and he has met his twin brother. We can plan for your brother to catch an adulterer, and then expose the identity of Wei Yi, so that this matter can be cleared."

Lin Qi, who was standing aside and watching the show: ??? What does this have to do with me? I'm not familiar with these two brothers!

Although helping with this matter is a good thing, he really doesn't want to catch an adulterer!

It's a problem for a grown man like him to catch an unrelated person committing adultery.

Lin Qi especially hoped that Lin Mo would reject Bai Xiao's proposal, but how could his lovely sister reject it?

Lin Mo said very confidently: "Your idea is really good. You should quickly check when those two people were together. I will write a note to me as soon as possible and then lead my brother to that place!"

Everyone present gave her a thumbs up in their hearts.

You are really a good sister that is rare in a thousand years!

Lin Qi looked at Minister Lin for help. Minister Lin looked at his son's look for help and turned his head away guiltily.

My son, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I can't help you!

Unlike Lin Mo who was just enjoying the show, Emperor Xuande who was sitting on the throne had more thoughts.

These two twins are so similar, and the younger brother always imitates his older brother's behavior. If we don't take good care of this, what if there is a case of impersonation?

This happened when the previous emperor was alive, and it wasn't twins.

An official was posted in another place, and when he came back, his identity was replaced, and no one noticed it at the time.

Because when the official went out, he was white and beardless, but when he came back, he grew a beard, and the beard basically covered the lower half of his face. Moreover, the person who replaced him was the official's younger brother from the same clan, so they were related by blood and looked a bit similar.

The person who replaced the official had killed him long ago, and his identity was not discovered in the court for five or six years. In the end, the official's married sister came back to see her brother and found out that the brother was not her own brother.

This incident caused a big uproar in the court at that time.

If the same thing happened to the two brothers of the Wei family, it would be really hard to refute, because they are twins who look exactly the same.

When leaving the court, Lin Moshou stuffed a note into Lin Qi in front of everyone. She thought she did it very secretly, but in fact, it was under everyone's eyes.

Lin Qi looked at the note stuffed into his sleeve, and he didn't know how to describe the speechlessness in his heart.

Is this what you call sneaking? Your simple statement is aboveboard! The problem is that it also tests my acting skills!

Lin Mo still thought that what he had just done was very covert, and he was still trying to take credit for it with Bai Xiao: [Did I just do it very covertly? My brother didn't even notice it. Do you think I have the talent to be a pickpocket?]

Bai Xiao: [Maybe I really do. How about we go to the street and try it?]

Everyone present: ... Are you really crazy? You still want to be a pickpocket on the street. If this thief is caught, his hands will be broken!

Looking at his stupid daughter, Minister Lin sighed silently and carried her away first, so that she wouldn't continue to be stupid and embarrassed here.

Lin Mo was used to being carried around by her father. After all, she had been drinking goat milk for so long, why didn't she grow taller at all!

Bai Xiao: [Don't worry about growing taller. Your height is just right. If you were taller, your father wouldn't be able to carry you around, and your brother wouldn't be able to carry you to court in the morning. Do you want to get up by yourself?]

Lin Mo: [No, but I still want to be taller. Why can't I be taller or shorter like you?]

Lin family father and son: You are so beautiful!

Chapter 138 Wei Qin was forced to take over

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Wei Yi and the daughter of the rich merchant had a secret meeting on the evening of the next day.

Lin Qi went to catch them in adultery with everyone's expectation.

In order to show the authenticity, Wei Qin went with him. The two pretended to stroll around the street casually, and they wandered into the alley.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao followed behind and ate the first-hand melons.

[Your brother is quite smart, even though he brought the real owner with him to catch the adultery, so that he could directly expose Wei Yi. ]

Lin Mo raised his chin proudly when he heard his elder brother being praised, [Of course, my brother is so smart, I think my brother is really like me, you see how much we both like reading. ]

Bai Xiao: [But you don't read the same type of books, your brother reads serious books, and you read story books and pornographic books. By the way, you should hide your story books. If your parents and brothers and sisters find out, I think you will be beaten. ]

The two people walking in front: ... Can you two be louder.

There are also a lot of people who are following behind to eat melons secretly. Those who are not convenient to go out send their own guards to come over, anyway, they must eat melons!

At this moment, in the shabby house in the alley, Wei Yi and the rich merchant's daughter are very happy and intimate.

Chapter 139 The Plum Blossom Birthmark That Everyone Cares About

Chapter 139 The plum blossom birthmark that everyone is concerned about

This woman's excitement really scared Lin Qi, and he took two steps back.

"Don't come over here! Don't come over here!"

Lin Qi hid behind him as if he was avoiding a virus. If he got involved with such a woman, he would not be able to get rid of it.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had already approached stealthily, and Lin Mo happened to see this scene.

[What does she want to do? Could she be interested in my brother?]

Lin Mo suddenly became anxious, and then began to look for a weapon.

Ha, if this woman really dares to take a fancy to her brother, she doesn't care whether she is a pregnant woman or not.

Bai Xiao quickly held down her hand holding the stick, with a terrified expression on his face.

Big sister, why are you so excited? You can't just do it. What if this woman falls in love with you?

[Calm down, don't be excited.]

The woman saw that Lin Qi was really excited, so she couldn't help but move forward a little. As for Wei Yi who was kneeling on the ground, she had forgotten about him.

"Master Lin, you have to make a decision for me. The two brothers plotted against me and deceived my feelings. Now they have taken my body and I have a child. How can I live in the future?"

As the woman said this, she collapsed on the ground and started crying. One has to admire her thick skin. She still lied with her eyes open. Even

Wei Yi who was kneeling on the ground widened his eyes and was speechless.

Is there anything wrong with this woman's brain? Lin Qi knew at a glance that she came with his brother. Does she really think that others are stupid?

Lin Qi stood behind the door frame and said speechlessly: "This girl, I saw that scene clearly just now. Since you are a woman, I will not say anything unpleasant. You are not completely without fault in this matter. Moreover, this is a matter between you two and has nothing to do with me. Please don't drag this matter into me."

He is a clean person and does not want to get involved in this mess.

Wei Qin also stood in front of Lin Qi and said, "This girl, I can't marry you. The child you are carrying belongs to my younger brother, so I can let my younger brother marry you. If you are willing to settle it privately, I will arrange for you two to get married and then send you two back to your hometown. If you are not willing, then follow the rules."

"I will also compensate for what should be compensated. If you are willing to give birth to this child, you can give it to our family."

The man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried. It can't be said to be adultery. At most, it can be regarded as private communication, which only affects their reputation.

However, in this era, affecting reputation is a big deal. Anyway, the lives of these two people are ruined, unless they find a new place to start over.

When Wei Yi heard his brother say he wanted to send him back home, he instinctively wanted to refuse, but when he saw the look in his brother's eyes, he silently lowered his head.

Although he looks exactly like his brother, he is not as good as his brother in every way. You two studied together, but he only passed the exam to become a scholar, and then he failed one after another.

It is impossible for him to say that he is not jealous, otherwise he would not be able to meet a woman using his brother's identity.

Things have come to this point, and there are only two solutions. Either the two get married, or they completely separate and have nothing to do with each other.

Lin Mo looked at the situation over there and was really sighing in his heart, [You said that these two brothers look so much alike, is there really nothing different about them? 】

Bai Xiao: [Yes, although the two men look the same, have the same height and body shape, Wei Qin has a plum blossom birthmark on his butt, which his brother does not have. 】

The eyes of the people watching behind him widened instantly: !!! Wow! A plum blossom birthmark!

Lin Mo: [Wow! What a beautiful birthmark! 】

Eunuch Li, who was sent out by the emperor, quickly took a pen and paper to write it down. With this, he was not afraid of the problem of the brothers' identities being confused.

In the end, the matter was resolved in a hurry.

The two people still got married. After all, the woman's reputation had been ruined and she was pregnant. Abortion at will was life-threatening, and her parents would not let her do this.

No matter how much she was unwilling, she still married Wei Yi. Wei Qin arranged for the couple to return to their hometown and wrote to the elders of the clan, asking the relatives to take good care of them.

Lin Mo was lying on the bed listening to the follow-up of this matter and felt that it was really meaningless.

[I really think they are lucky. If they really get married, they will be committing adultery. Adultery means exile! They will both be exiled! Bai Xiao

said as he was painting with a brush: "But the man is unmarried and the woman is getting married. At most, it will only affect her reputation. But who will know about this after she returns home?"

It must be said that Wei Qin really cares about his younger brother and takes good care of him. Even at this time, he has arranged his way out. He is really a great brother!

They are eating the melons here, but the emperor and those officials are concerned about the plum blossom birthmark on Wei Qin's butt.

Emperor Xuande painted a plum blossom on rice paper, and kept thinking about what the birthmark looked like in his mind. He had never seen a plum blossom-shaped birthmark before.

Eunuch Li looked at the plum blossom on rice paper and was a little speechless.

Your Majesty, can you do something serious now!

"Alas, I really want to see Wei Qin's plum blossom birthmark. I have lived for so many years and have never seen such a unique birthmark. Do you think he will agree if I call him over and ask him to take off his pants?"

Looking at Emperor Xuande's serious face, Eunuch Li: ... Your Majesty, are you serious!

Eunuch Li took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, if you really do this, then it is an insult to the ministers, and this will be recorded in history books!"

The emperor asked Wei Hanlin to take off his pants in court, but Wei refused. The emperor was furious and took them off!

Eunuch Li has already thought of what will be written in history books.

Emperor Xuande coughed awkwardly and closed his mouth.

Although he had no way, other officials did.

"Wei Hanlin, it's humid today, why don't we go take a hot spring bath to get rid of the humidity."

"Yes, yes, hot spring bathing is good for the body. Wei Hanlin has probably never taken a hot spring bath before. The emperor has a villa outside the capital, and the hot springs there are the best in the world. Wei Hanlin really wants to try it."

The emperor's villa? Wei Qin heard a question mark, "Can we go to the emperor's villa casually?"

Hearing this question, everyone laughed at the same time, and then explained, "You don't understand this. Anyone can go to the emperor's villa as long as you pay. Although the price is a bit expensive, it's still okay to go there occasionally."

(Emperor Xuande: Make money! No one can stop me from making money!)

Chapter 140 You guys didn't even bring me with you for team building! This is isolation!

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Chapter 140 You guys didn't even take me with you for the team building! This is isolation!

Listening to what everyone said, Wei Hanlin smiled awkwardly and had no idea how to answer.

Since he became an official, his previous cognition has been refreshed again and again.

But he really didn't expect that anyone could visit the emperor's villa if they had money. He had heard that the emperor was poor, but he didn't expect that even his own villa could be used to make money!

Finally, at the kind invitation of the officials, Wei Qin went to the hot spring with them.

In order not to appear so weird, they still invited everyone in a group.

Minister Lin and Lin Qi were also among these people.

"I want to go to the hot spring too, I want to go to the hot spring too! Why didn't you invite me when you were doing the team building!"

When Lin Mo heard that everyone was going to the hot spring, he started to make a fuss at home.

Minister Lin looked at someone rolling on the ground, his expression was extremely numb.

"This is an invitation from the Prime Minister. Besides, how can a girl like you go with us?"

Lin Mo raised her head from the ground and said pitifully: "Why can't I go with you? Is there only one hot spring there?"

She had also been to that villa, and the baths were separated for men and women, and there was no impact at all.

She felt that these people were just forming a group to isolate her! Otherwise, why didn't they let her go with them during the team building!

"I don't care, I'm going anyway, I'm going to find the Prime Minister in person! He actually isolated me! Although my official position is small, this cannot be ignored!"

After saying that, Lin Mo got up from the ground, and then drove his pig chariot to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Arriving at the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, the doorman hurried to report as soon as he saw her.

Soon, everyone in the Prime Minister's Mansion came out to "greet" her.

Looking at this domineering little devil, the Prime Minister wiped the cold sweat from his head, tried to squeeze out a smile and said, "Excuse me, Master Xiaolin

, is there anything I can do for you?" Lin Mo said angrily with a frown, "Master Prime Minister, do you have any opinions about me?"

When she said this, everyone present was shocked.

It's over, this little ancestor must have found something wrong!

Everyone's eyes were rolling in panic. The Prime Minister tried to calm himself down and said, "How could that be? Where did Lord Xiaolin hear that? That person must have been talking nonsense."

Lin Mo snorted and said aggrievedly, "Then why did you invite everyone to the hot spring but not me! You are taking the lead in isolating me! You are the head of all officials and you can't do this!"

Everyone in the Prime Minister's Mansion: ...Is that the reason?

Hearing Lin Mo's words, the Prime Minister breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to explain: "Lord Xiao Lin, it's not that I didn't arrange it, it's really a bit inconvenient. All of us who go there are men, and it's really inconvenient for you, a woman, to go with us."

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at him suspiciously, "Is it really because of this reason? I remember that the bathing water for men and women in the emperor's villa is separate. You can take yours and I can take mine, right?"

The Prime Minister looked at the Prime Minister's wife for help: Madam, help me! Hurry up and think of a way to deal with her!

The Prime Minister's wife sighed and turned her eyes away. She really couldn't think of a way to deal with this matter.

And this is indeed a problem. You invited her father and brother to take a hot spring bath, but left her behind. She can be regarded as your colleague. This is indeed not a decent thing to do.

The young men and women of the prime minister's family also looked at the sky and the earth, but they didn't look at their old father.

After looking around, they found that no one could save him, and the prime minister finally accepted his fate.

"Well, Lord Xiaolin, I haven't thought about this matter yet. In this case, Lord Xiaolin can go with us. But it's not convenient for Lord Xiaolin to go alone, so why not let my two daughters go with Lord Xiaolin."

The two young ladies of the prime minister's mansion who were watching the play: !!! What does this have to do with us! We don't want to go to the hot springs

However, looking at the threatening eyes of their old father, the two young ladies forced a smile and agreed.

After solving the problem, Lin Mo returned home happily.

To deal with this kind of workplace isolation, one must endure it. If she doesn't fight for herself this time, the same situation will definitely happen again next time. She must not let this happen.

She can take the initiative to idle away, she can take the initiative to isolate everyone, but she must not be isolated!

The reward that Lin Mo fought for herself really shocked everyone. Even the emperor wanted to open this girl's head to see what was inside.

"Lin Mo is really not an ordinary person! But I really admire her courage!"

But the emperor was most happy that this time he would have a huge income, so many officials and so many people, hahahaha! This time he is really going to make a fortune!

"What should I do if you go to the hot spring? I can't go with you."

Bai Xiao lay on the table with a headache. He didn't want to stay alone at home, and they had never been separated since they were tied up.

Lin Mo touched Bai Xiao's head and said happily: "Then you can stay with my father and brother. We are not far away from each other, and we can communicate with each other."

They also tried it. The men's and

women's bathhouses are next to each other, but they are separated by two thick walls. There is also a small path in the middle of the wall. This wall is high and thick. These two walls and the small path separate the hot spring pool.

Some noble ladies also like to hold gatherings in this villa. After all, the scenery here is nice. Everyone can soak in the hot springs and eat after soaking. It is also convenient to separate men and women.

When Lin Mo was a child, he had been to this villa several times with his mother. It was quite fun.

The matter of going out to play was settled. On the day of departure, Lin Mo fell into deep thought as he watched the two young ladies from the Prime Minister's Mansion and their large group of sisters.

Didn't they say that there were only two people? Why did they bring so many people?

The eldest young lady from the Prime Minister's Mansion said a little embarrassedly: "Lord Xiao Lin, it's rare to go out to play this time, so I called more people."

The main reason was that they didn't want to be alone with Lin Mo, and it would be safer to have more people.

"It's okay, it's lively with more people, but do you want your father to spend money on all these people?"

The eldest daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion nodded: "Yes, is there any problem?"

Lin Mo shook his head quickly.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk, the Prime Minister has already invited so many people to take a hot spring bath, and this daughter has invited so many more people. She is really a filial daughter!

Chapter 141 Interesting Stories about the Emperor's Youth

Chapter 141: Interesting things about the emperor when he was young

Looking at the pile of things his daughter brought, the expression on the prime minister's face was a little broken.

No, why did you bring so many people here? Didn't you just let the two of you come here to accompany Master Xiaolin?

The prime minister kept winking at his eldest daughter.

The eldest daughter's expression was a little helpless: Isn't this also for our own good? It would be so embarrassing if it was just the two of us. What if Master Xiaolin eats the melon and eats it on our heads ?

The eye contact between the father and daughter was extremely wonderful, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao in the middle looked confused.

Lin Mo asked Bai Xiao puzzledly: [What are they doing? Why are their eyes so strange? 】

Bai Xiao: [I don't know, but I think the Prime Minister's eyes are full of admiration. Look at how pleased he is on his face, and how determined his eyes are. He must be pleased that his daughter has so many good friends. ]

Lin Mo nodded doubtfully. Maybe, having many friends means good interpersonal relationships, which is indeed very gratifying.

The Prime Minister and everyone present: ... No, how did you see the relief!

The Prime Minister even doubted whether his expression just now was wrong. He is not so old that he cannot control his expression now.

As expected, birds of a feather flock together. The train of thought of these two is really amazing. Ordinary people really cannot understand their train of thought.

It was really lively along the way. Everyone wore their own clothes. The most outstanding among them were the westerners of the Lin family.

The father and son of the Lin family were handsome because they rode tall horses. As for Lin Mo and Bai Xiao, their dark faces were unique in the crowd.

Yes, their faces haven't turned white yet, but they are a little better than the previous black. Now they are leaning towards soy sauce color. It should be wheat color in a short time, and then slowly turn back.

Bai Xiao happily introduced the emperor's villa to Lin Mo.

[Mo Mo, you don't know how the emperor got this villa, right? It was built by him when he was a prince! ]

Everyone present quickly pricked up their ears. This seemed to be a new melon they had never heard of! And it was the emperor's melon!

Lin Mo was also very curious about the trap that Bai Xiao mentioned. [Hurry up and tell me what happened. It should have been several decades ago when the emperor was a prince.]

Bai Xiao: [Yes, he has been stingy since he was a child. He is the most frugal and the poorest among all the princes. His brothers are richer than him.]

[One day, the late emperor asked the brothers to go horse racing, and he went riding a donkey because he sold his horse for money.]

Lin Mo immediately had that picture in his mind. [Hahaha! I didn't expect that the emperor and I have such similar interests! I have one or two pigs, and he rides a donkey!] The expressions on

the faces of the other officials were a little uncomfortable. Was the emperor so unruly when he was young?

Except for the Grand Tutor who is still in the court due to his age, the officials left by the previous emperor have either passed away or retired to their hometowns, so the current officials really don't know what happened in the past.

Bai Xiao continued to say with great interest: [You don't know how the previous emperor felt when he saw him riding a donkey. The princes all rode tall horses, but he rode a donkey. The problem is that he actually rode a donkey and got first place! ]

Everyone: ??? How is it possible!

Lin Mo was also full of question marks, [Are you really right? The emperor actually rode a donkey and got first place. Then are those people riding horses stepping on ants? Bai Xiao chuckled, "

This is all thanks to the emperor's good luck. One of the princes drugged the horses of his brothers, so some of their horses failed halfway through the race. The prince who drugged them thought that the first place was in his pocket, but he was too proud and accidentally fell off his horse, and then the first place went to the current emperor."

Listening to Bai Xiao's words, Lin Mo also gave a thumbs up in his heart.

The expressions on the faces of the others were even more complicated. Could such a strange thing happen? Although it was known that the struggle between the harem and the princes was more intense when the previous emperor was alive, why was there a hint of humor in this intensity?

[This villa is the first prize. Originally, the prize was not this, but a red coral that was presented as a tribute. However, the emperor, who was still a prince at the time, felt that the red coral was useless, so he insisted on having this villa. ]

[This villa was the private property of the late emperor. Originally, the late emperor was reluctant to give it to him. He was really amazing. Every time he saw the late emperor, he would act pitiful, and sometimes he would hide and cry. The late emperor was so annoyed by him that he gave him this villa. ]

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone present: ...

Was the emperor so shameless when he was young? I thought the three princes had developed such personalities on their own, but I didn't expect that this was genetic!

The shameless and crying third prince now should be exactly the same as the emperor when he was young.

At this moment, the emperor in the palace kept sneezing, and the memorials in front of him were all covered with saliva.

"Your Majesty, do you want to ask the imperial physician? You must pay attention to your body," said Eunuch Li standing beside him with a worried look on his face.

Emperor Xuande touched his nose and waved his hands, "No, no, my nose was just itchy just now. Have they arrived at the hot spring villa now?"

Eunuch Li: "Not yet, but soon. The eldest lady of the Xiangfu brought a group of people there again. This time, the emperor can receive a lot of money."

But this time, the prime minister may have to bleed heavily. It's really a waste to spend so much money to eat a melon!

Because of the emperor's gossip, everyone present along the way was particularly silent, and they were eating the gossip very seriously.

Lin Mo's impression of the emperor was also refreshed. He originally thought that he was a serious emperor, but he didn't expect that he was so jumpy when he was young.

Everyone came back to their senses when they arrived at the hot spring villa. Looking at the gate of the villa, everyone remembered how the villa came about.

The prime minister looked at Lin Mo who was eager to try, and said quickly: "Then we will have our own ways of playing. You two take good care of Lord Xiao Lin." While the prime minister was speaking, he winked at his two daughters: Keep an eye on her! Just don't let her make trouble!

There is nothing wrong with eating gossip, but they must not make trouble for their families! They just want to be a group of gossip eaters!

Chapter 142 The money was gone before I could even warm it up

Chapter 142 The money was gone before I could even warm it up When they

arrived at the hot spring pool, everyone's eyes were on Wei Qin, and Wei Qin was a little nervous.

He stammered, "Why is this adult looking at me like that?" Could it be that his clothes today were a little inappropriate?

Because he was going to soak in the hot spring today, he specially wore a new pair of underwear. Are these underwear torn?

Bai Xiao had already entered the hot spring first, and he comfortably found a good position and leaned against it.

He was not familiar with these people, and he just came here to enjoy the hot spring, so he just had to enjoy it.

Under the vague gazes of the crowd, Wei Qin took off his clothes nervously.

Everyone's attention was originally on Wei Qin, but when they saw the good figures of the Lin family father and son, their attention was immediately diverted.

Bai Xiao is good-looking and has a good figure, but he is thin and young, and he has not fully grown up yet.

But the Lin family father and son are tall and handsome, and they have never fallen behind in martial arts over the years. The figures of these two are simply first-class!

Damn! Are these father and son here to slap us in the face? Why did you call them over!

Everyone looked at the prime minister with accusatory eyes. The prime minister had shrunk so much that only his chin was above the pool.

It's not his fault! He can't really isolate you, and it's you who don't exercise well, so how can you blame others.

Lin Mo was also feeling really comfortable. Everyone was soaking in their own water. Lin Mo put a handkerchief on her face and closed her eyes.

The others talked in a low voice and occasionally looked at her secretly. They were curious about her but didn't dare to approach her.

Suddenly, there was a cry from the men's bath.

Lin Mo opened his eyes instantly and started to connect with Bai Xiao.

[Xiaobai, Xiaobai, what happened over there! ]

Bai Xiao was so tired from soaking in the hot spring that even his bones were numb. He said comfortably: [It's nothing. It's just that General Chen accidentally pulled Wei Qin's underwear down a little, and everyone saw his rouge mole. It was pretty good-looking. ]

Lin Mo was silent for a while and suddenly hated Bai Xiao for not having a video recording function.

But it seems that we can't record this occasion, or it will be blurred!

The faces of the ladies next to them were already red from soaking in the hot spring, and now they are even redder.

Rouge mole, a man actually has a rouge mole, and it's inside his underwear! It turns out that it's the right choice to take a hot spring bath today!

At this moment, everyone's curiosity in the men's bath was satisfied, except for Wei Qin, who was blushing and ashamed.

Lin Qi leaned on the side and sighed slightly. As a colleague of the Hanlin Academy, he really felt that Wei Qin was unlucky.

After the curiosity of others was satisfied, they began to comfort Wei Qin.

"I'm so sorry, Wei Hanlin. I really didn't mean to do that just now. I didn't see anything just now!"

"Yes, yes, we all didn't see anything just now. It was so foggy that we couldn't see anything clearly."

In fact, they saw everything. The rouge mole was so red, how could they not see it.

Wei Qin was the only one who was embarrassed during this hot spring bath. First of all, it was his first time to participate in such an activity and his first time to bathe in a hot spring, and it was also his first time to encounter such an embarrassing thing.

These people said that they didn't see anything, but they forgot that there was Bai Xiao next to them. Wei Qin should have heard everything Bai Xiao said just now.

And the girls next door should also know about this. Wei Qin's toes almost dug out a palace under the hot spring pool.

Will he be able to get married in the future? Will his reputation be affected after this matter gets out?

Facts have proved that this matter has only advantages for him. On the way back the next day, a young lady took the initiative to talk to Wei Qin.

Lin Mo looked at the two people with pink bubbles all over their bodies, and his heart was really confused.

[No, it seems that these two people have never met before. I remember that they didn't meet when I came here. Why do they look so familiar now? ]

Hearing Lin Mo's thoughts, everyone else smiled and said nothing.

Bai Xiao didn't quite understand it, but he never quite understood human emotions, so he could only talk about his own understanding.

[Maybe it was love at first sight yesterday. Don't you humans often fall in love at first sight? Besides, they are a talented couple and a beautiful woman, so you don't like to fall in love at first sight.]

Lin Mo nodded when he heard this, as if it was true.

Many young men and women in the capital city would discuss marriage with their families after attending a few banquets and having feelings for each other. It's not like now that it takes several years to talk about love.

But it takes several months to get married here. There are a series of rules from mutual recognition to engagement to marriage, and it took several months to actually get married.

In fact, this lady already had a good impression of Wei Qin, and she really wanted to see Wei Qin's rouge mole.

Moreover, this person's character has also been verified by Lord Kobayashi and the system. After all, the character of the person whom Lord Kobayashi wants to help must be good. It's just that this person is a bit unlucky. Not only did he get the 1st place in the exam, but he was also cheated by his own brother. After being cheated by his own brother, he was also cheated by these adults.

What happened on the road yesterday also reached the emperor's ears today. As for why it was only heard now, it was because the emperor was counting banknotes yesterday.

And the money was taken away by the queen not long after it came into his hands.

The Queen said: "Last time, the Emperor broke a glass cup, sent a jade bottle from Concubine De, stole Concubine An's chicken and roasted it, and broke a piece of glass. All these things require money, so I took the money first."

Emperor Xuande watched the money being taken away before it was even warm, and then he was sad all night.

Eunuch Li was also speechless. He felt sorry for the Emperor and the empresses in the harem.

The Emperor took Concubine De's jade bottle and didn't want to return it. It's no wonder that she remembered it.

And Concubine An raised ten chickens with great difficulty, and the Emperor stole only three of them. Are the stolen chickens more delicious than the cooked ones?

And the glass cup is a precious item. It could have made a lot of money if it was sold. But the emperor insisted on sleeping with it in his arms, and it was accidentally broken.

In the middle of the night, Emperor Xuande couldn't fall asleep in bed.

No way! How could an emperor be like this? Didn't the emperor leave some money for him? He spent all the money and died, leaving him to deal with this mess.

Yes, the late emperor had a lot of assets, but he liked to live lavishly, and he didn't have much money left when he died.

Chapter 143 Someone wants to snatch Minister Lin to be his husband!

Chapter 143 Someone wants to snatch Minister Lin to be the most powerful husband!

The next day, the emperor was even more sad when he heard the gossip about himself.

He said to Eunuch Li in disbelief: "Are they okay? Didn't they go to read Wei Qin's gossip? Why did they talk about me?"

Eunuch Li didn't know how to answer when he was pressed. How can I know if you ask me? Besides, you were like this when you were young. You were notoriously shameless among the princes.

Other princes are busy fighting and forming cliques, but you are busy making money every day, and the key is that you haven't made any money yet.

The emperor's mother did not have a high position, and her family was not very prominent and had long been in decline, so he was the poorest prince when he was a prince, and the most neglected.

While other princes were busy forming cliques and framing each other, he was the only one who was thinking about how to make money and make his life better, and most importantly, how to get married.

But it was precisely because of this that he caught the eye of the late emperor.

The late emperor thought that his other sons were deep-minded and vicious, and this one cried the most sadly when he was sick.

But in fact, the emperor, who was still a prince at the time, really didn't think so much, and he didn't have any feelings for the late emperor.

As for why he cried so sadly, it was because if the late emperor was still alive, he could more or less get some money from his old father, and his life would not be too bad.

If his father died and other brothers succeeded to the throne, life would be even more difficult.

Moreover, the ministers in the court were tired of fighting each other, and finally saw that he was so frugal, they all thought he was a good emperor, and then stood on his side inexplicably.

To be honest, the emperor was quite confused when so many people stood on his side. He was frugal simply because he had no money!

Unexpectedly, he was still so poor after becoming the emperor!

Looking at the emperor who was gradually collapsing, Eunuch Li kindly advised: "Your Majesty, don't be so angry. This is not a shameful thing. Besides, this is what you did when you were young. Who hasn't done one or two strange things when they were young?" Emperor

Xuande snorted. It was true that he was young and frivolous, but he was really stable now. (At least he thought so.)

"How are the preparations for the Queen's birthday banquet going? She will leave for the palace in the suburbs in two days. Are the concubines in the harem ready?"

The Queen's birthday is also a big event. It can't be sloppy. The most important thing is that she can receive many, many gifts!

Every year, the Queen receives more and more precious gifts than him. Every year, the gifts given to him are either thoughts or talents, but those given to the Queen are all real gold and silver!

The Emperor didn't know what those people were thinking. This is clearly a distinction!

"Your Majesty, everything has been prepared, and all the ministers have been asked to bring their families with them. Does Lady Kobayashi need extra attention?"

This little ancestor is the top priority, but the gift she prepared for the Queen is indeed quite curious, and it hasn't been revealed until now.

When Emperor Xuande thought of the dark face in his memory, he suddenly felt a little pain in his temple.

He waved his hands irritably and said, "No need, what can happen to this little girl is just a sideshow. Even if she encounters danger, it is someone else's danger. We don't need to worry about it."

Now this girl's reputation in the capital is so terrifying that people with hidden ulterior motives basically avoid her, and those who have no hidden ulterior motives are afraid that their private embarrassing things will be exposed.

At this moment, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were staring at the black phoenix they were going to give to the queen in a daze.

Bai Xiao looked at the black phoenix and asked a question seriously, "Do you think this phoenix really looks like a phoenix? Why does it look so much like a black rooster?" It

was already very fat, like a big rooster, and now it is painted so black.

And isn't there such a thing as black jade? Wouldn't it be better to use black jade to carve it first? Why paint the white jade black?

"Why don't you use black jade to carve it? It would be easier."

Lin Mo sighed and said, "How could I know this would happen? Besides, I didn't want to paint it black. I wanted to paint a colorful phoenix, so of course I couldn't use black jade."

She rubbed her face and said, "The color on my face has faded a little, but it should be back to normal soon. I hope it will be whiter by the time of the Qianqiu Banquet." During

this period of time, she had a dark face and almost forgot what her handsome face looked like. Every day, she could only look at her father's face with envy.

There was no other way. The similarity between her father's face and hers reached 80%. Her own face was not good to look at now, so she could only admire her former beauty on her father's face.

(Minister Lin: ...Are you polite?)

On the day of departure for the temporary palace, the people in the palace were also beaming with joy.

Lin Mo stayed beside his father and refused to leave no matter what.

Minister Lin looked at the dark face beside him helplessly, "Can't you and Xiaobai go play somewhere else?"

This girl didn't know what was wrong with her. As soon as she went out today, she stuck to him like a follower.

Lin Mo shook his head: "No, no, I have to take precautions before it happens!"

Take precautions before it happens? What does this mean? There seems to be a hint of gossip in this sentence.

Everyone looked over quietly, but Lin Mo closed his mouth after saying this, and even his mental activities stopped.

Bai Xiao was walking happily while eating, and first occupied Lin Mo's pig chariot.

When they got home, Lin Mo suddenly asked Bai Xiao in his heart: [Is he coming soon? He should be coming soon, right?]

Bai Xiao: [He is almost here. The people on the mountain have already set up an ambush.]

Everyone: ??? What are you talking about!

The queen and the concubines couldn't help but stick their heads out to look. They have been very curious about this Xiao Lin. They have also heard that this Xiao Lin looks like Minister Lin.

When they saw this black face today, they were disappointed.

In the doubtful mood of everyone, Lin Mo finally spoke again: [Why is my father so popular? There is actually a female queen who wants to snatch him away to be her husband? He already has a son and a daughter. Can't this female mountain king snatch a young one, like me? 】

Everyone: ...What nonsense are you talking about!

Everyone was quite shocked when they heard the first half, but they were speechless when they heard the second half. Couldn't they be serious for just one more second?

Chapter 144 Untitled Draft

Chapter 144 Untitled Draft

After hearing what Lin Mo said, Minister Lin immediately looked at the carriage behind.

Madam Lin rolled her eyes at him and then put her head back.

Minister Lin: !!! This is really not my problem! I was really implicated. I am really innocent!

No, why is it so chaotic outside the capital recently? Last time there were some bandits, and now there is a female queen. What are those officials around the capital doing?

Everyone is secretly looking at Minister Lin, and the female relatives are also paying attention to Madam Lin.

But they still agree with the charm of Lord Lin.

Lin Mo also asked Bai Xiao in confusion: [Is it so chaotic outside the capital? Why are there bandits everywhere? 】

It's so chaotic outside the capital, isn't it possible that other places have already been in chaos? Don't do that!

Bai Xiao replied leisurely: [You think too much, your world is still peaceful. As for this so-called queen, she is just a martial artist with some martial arts skills. When your father just won the third place in the imperial examination and was paraded through the streets, she just came to the capital and saw that scene. Then she couldn't forget your father for so many years. 】

[You still have to keep an eye on your brother. I have made plans. If I can't snatch you away, I will snatch your brother away. That's what I think. Although your brother doesn't look like your father, his appearance is also very outstanding. It's not a loss to snatch him away. 】

Lin Qi next to him: ...Am I an incidental one again?

Last time a girl fell in love with my dad, he was also a bystander, and this time it was another bystander!

County Lord Hua Yao said softly to Lin Qi: "Don't worry, I will protect you well."

Where did this woman come from actually dare to snatch the person she fell in love with! She is looking for death!

She has been in the battlefield for so many years, I don't believe she can't deal with a small martial artist!

[Oh, this female bandit traveled thousands of miles to come here. She first went to the Western Regions to get some strange medicine, and then took a few men to ambush in the suburbs of the capital. After the last bandit was pulled out, they settled down. ]

[They don't hurt people or rob, they just live peacefully in the mountains, waiting for an opportunity. ]

Lin Mo didn't know what to say when he heard this. Should he praise this person for her strong perseverance? I should still praise my dad for his charm.

Just as this thought came to my mind, a needle suddenly flew over.

Bai Xiao quickly reminded him and immediately turned on the protection mechanism. Lin Mo stretched his head to block the needle, and the needle was stuck in Lin Mo's hair.

Everyone looked at the needle in silence for two seconds and then suddenly exploded.

"Hurry up and protect the emperor! There is an assassin!"

I don't know if there is something wrong with this woman's head. The emperor is here. If she comes out to rob people in front of the emperor, she will be executed as an assassin!

Minister Lin protected his stupid daughter's head and checked her head carefully. He breathed a sigh of relief after finding no wounds.

"Can't you dodge just now!"

Doesn't this naughty girl know how dangerous her action just now was! If the protection mechanism had been activated a little later, the head would have been stabbed!

Lin Mo peeled off his father's hand and dragged his father to run towards the carriage.

"Dad, don't worry about me for now. This needle is coming for you. Hide on the carriage first! I'll be back soon!"

After stuffing his father into the carriage, Lin Mo roared and rushed into the crowd.

Her black skin matched his crazy expression, and she looked like a little chimpanzee.

The people who were fighting with the bandits:... What should I do? I couldn't help laughing.

County Lord Hua Yao and Lin Qi cooperated well, and County Lord Hua Yao was the first to rush to the person behind the scenes.

What kind of female bandit is this? Let's see how she catches her.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were particularly conspicuous in the crowd. These two little chimpanzees rushed around like crazy. They went wherever there was danger and were very diligent in blocking the knives.

Those bandits were all confused. What kind of strange martial arts was this? Why couldn't the knives penetrate it!

"How dare you hurt my father! I will bite you to death!"

Lin Mo bit a female bandit on the face, Bai Xiao quickly pulled her over: "Don't bite, don't bite, what if they have a virus on their face, what if they have a brain disease and you bite them and infect you."

In Bai Xiao's opinion, these people are really sick in the brain, very sick.

That female bandit king is in the late stage of love brain disease, and these people are also stupid because of their brains.

To assassinate the emperor, you must exterminate all nine clans. Although you are not coming for the emperor, people don't know it.

This is really for the sake of men!

In less than an incense stick of time, this group of people were caught in one net.

The martial arts masters in the Jianghu are highly skilled, but no matter how skilled they are, they can never compare with the generals on the battlefield. They are completely different.

The generals on the battlefield all use deadly moves, all for victory, and they cooperate with each other tacitly. Jianghu is a personal world.

The Lord of Huayao County tied up the queen and made her kneel in front of the emperor.

Lin Mo looked at the appearance of the queen. It must be said that the queen was quite pretty, but compared with his mother, she was not even as good as one of his mother's fingers. I don't know where she got the courage.

Lin Mo relaxed when he was caught, and Xianxin and Bai Xiao started to eat melons.

[Xiao Bai, do you think that every time there is an assassination attempt on the emperor, there are some things that are not for the purpose of assassinating the emperor? You see, whether in history or in real life, there are so many assassinations of emperors, but in fact, some things are really not aimed at the emperor, just like this incident, it is just because everyone does not understand, and the emperor is in the team, so it was misunderstood.]

Bai Xiao thought about it and felt that it seemed to be the case, [You are indeed right. The late emperor also encountered three assassination attempts during his southern tour, except for the one in the middle, which was really for the purpose of assassinating him.]

Chapter 145: Stealing pheasant eggs and being bitten by a pheasant

Chapter 145 Stealing Wild Chicken Eggs and Being Pecced by Wild Chickens

The female bandit stiffened her neck and raised her head, looking as if she was determined to die and not give in, as if someone was going to do something to her.

"What's wrong with me pursuing my own feelings! Lin Tanhua, do you really not remember me? We met on the street more than 20 years ago!"

The female bandit looked at Lin Shangshu with affection, and he almost got goose bumps on his body.

This guy is really sick. He met her on the street more than 20 years ago, and he doesn't have a photographic memory. This person doesn't look like someone who can be remembered at a glance, so why should he remember her.

"This girl, I have long forgotten what happened more than 20 years ago. Even if we really met, it seems that we have never known each other. There are so many people who have met me in the past 20 years."

Minister Lin held his wife's hand while speaking. He felt that his flesh was about to be squeezed off.

Mrs. Lin snorted softly and let go of her hand. What he said was reliable.

This female bandit grew up in the rivers and lakes since she was a child. To be honest, she really didn't encounter any danger. In the past few decades, she was cared for by her parents and fellow apprentices, so she was raised to this kind of character.

Lin Mo looked at the man's expression and felt that he deserved a beating, and then he went up with a slap.

"I say you have no shame! It's not wrong for you to pursue love, but it's wrong for you to pursue my father!"

"My father is a clean man, don't stick to him like a dog-skin plaster. If you don't look as pretty as my mother, you have a problem in your brain. I don't know where you get the confidence to think that my father will remember you."

Lin Mo's words are really touching, but they are all true.

The female bandit was said to be pale and hurt. She looked at Minister Lin with tears in her eyes and said, "Do you really not remember me? I remember you smiled at me at that time. I don't believe you don't remember me!"

Mrs. Lin shot a knife-like look at Minister Lin, and Minister Lin was about to sweat.

He has never smiled at others in all these years. After all, in the impression of outsiders, he is always a cold-faced minister.

However, he did smile at someone when he just won the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, but this person has become his wife!

"This girl, you must have made a mistake. When I just won the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, I only smiled at one person, and that was my current wife. She was standing in the crowd at that time, and I fell in love with her at first sight."

Bai Xiao: [That's right, this person really thinks he is very charming.] If

others don't know, how could Bai Xiao not know? There is nothing in this world that he doesn't know.

The people around didn't know what to say. Just like that, a misunderstanding has lasted for more than 20 years.

I don't know whether to say that Minister Lin is a blue-faced troublemaker or that this female bandit is infatuated. It can't be called infatuation, it should be called being attracted by beauty for more than 20 years.

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, you were smiling at me! How could it be a misunderstanding from the beginning to the end!"

Lin Mo: "Bah! You are a little too narcissistic, eat some walnuts to nourish your brain when you have nothing to do!"

The most annoying thing is these people who like her parents. Jian Shou has no moral values ​​at all. Don't married women and married men know that these two types of people should not be contaminated.

All these people were arrested, and Emperor Xuande ordered them to be sent back and imprisoned.

This can also be regarded as an assassination. Emperor Xuande knew the inside story but others did not. Assassinating the emperor means the whole family will be punished.

However, considering that their target was not himself, Emperor Xuande planned to forgive them and sentenced them to life imprisonment.

Arriving at the palace, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao immediately let themselves go and went out to play.

Originally, the ladies and concubines wanted to have some exchanges with Lin Mo, after all, they had few opportunities to see Lin Mo, but who knew that the two of them disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Where did your sister go to play at this time? Doesn't she want to play with us?"

Some ladies who were not familiar with Lin Mo's personality asked Lin Ran in confusion.

Because most people will actively integrate into the circle, who would like to be isolated, and it's not fun to play alone.

Lin Ran said calmly: "I don't know where she went to play. She didn't like to be with us since she was a child. She said that we are old-fashioned."

The ladies and concubines present: ...

This little Lin is really extraordinary!

The queen couldn't help laughing. It was the first time she had seen such an interesting girl in all her years.

She was so lively and carefree. Which woman wouldn't want to live like this? It's just that there were too many things to consider. There were too few people who could really live like this.

While the others were packing up, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had already found a corner to hide.

Bai Xiao: [Don't make a sound. There's a pheasant's nest here with a lot of eggs. Let's catch them all!]

Lin Mo followed carefully behind him and observed: [Don't worry, it's just a nest of pheasants. There's nothing I can't handle!]

The next second, the two were screaming because of the pheasants.

"Ahhhhh! Turn on the protection mechanism! How can this wild chicken bite me so painfully!"

Lin Mo covered her buttocks and ran wildly, wailing non-stop. Looking closely, she had five or six eggs in her hands.

Bai Xiao was not much better, "Who told you not to listen to my orders? You stole my eggs first, so who else should I blame if not you!"

After the protection period was turned on, the two of them slowly calmed down. Lin Mo relied on his invulnerability to kill this nest of wild chickens.

At dinner time in the evening, looking at the two people covered with chicken feathers, everyone fell into deep thought.

No! What have you two been doing again! What's with all these chicken feathers on your body, and what's with the smell of chicken shit!

Lin Mo wiped his face with his sleeve and took out the eggs happily.

"We found a nest of pheasants with lots of eggs. Your Majesty, the pheasant eggs are for you!"

The emperor and empress, who were sitting at the top, looked at the pheasant eggs with chicken droppings on them with a complicated expression on their faces.

The Queen was the first to react and smiled, saying gently: "I appreciate Lord Xiaolin's kindness, and I'll have someone fry these pheasant eggs so that everyone can have a taste."

Lin Mo: "Hehehe, okay, okay."

Looking at Lin Mo, who had a black face, white teeth and chicken feathers, everyone lowered their heads, and the Queen almost couldn't keep the smile on her face.