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Chapter 161 Return all the money that was cheated from me!
Chapter 161 Return all the money that was defrauded!
The emperor was so angry that he almost burst into flames while sitting there.
What the hell is this old man doing! Don't you know whether your concubine is pregnant or not! He was actually plotted against like this!
And so much money was defrauded! If this money had not been defrauded, I would not have worked so hard for so many years!
Emperor Xuande was so angry that he saw stars, and he even wanted to drag the late emperor out and beat him up, and also drag that Concubine Chen over to beat her up.
This is a scam! It's a scam!
Duke Chen was almost in despair when he observed the emperor's face.
It's over! Can the crime of deceiving the late emperor still be considered a crime of deceiving the emperor now? The previous emperor has been dead for such a long time, so his crime of deceiving the emperor should not be counted.
However, the decision-making power of this matter lies in the hands of the emperor. If the emperor wants to count it, then he can count the crime of deceiving the emperor of the previous dynasty!
The crime of deceiving the emperor is a death sentence. Not to mention the extermination of nine generations of the family, this family will definitely not escape.
Looking at Lin Mo and Bai Xiao who were still talking, Duke Chen Jianshou wanted to rush over and poison them.
At that time, he was very opposed to the establishment of a female official system. What was the point of letting women come and interfere in the affairs of the court?
Now it seems that his idea at that time was really right. If it weren't for this Lin Mo, the previous things would not have been dug up.
Lin Mo sneezed slightly, [Why does my nose feel so itchy all of a sudden? That Concubine Chen was taken back to her parents' home after the late emperor passed away, so she must be living a good life there now.]
After all, she cheated so much money from the late emperor and gave it to her parents'
home, so her parents would definitely treat her well. Bai Xiao: [Of course, she is now the head of the family. Because she has no children, Duke Chen specially gave her a daughter to raise. Concubine Chen wanted to ask for the title of princess for this adopted daughter two years ago, but was rejected by the emperor.]
The emperor sitting on the throne: Please give me a title! How dare you ask for the title of princess! You cheated so much money and you still want to cheat for a title! What the hell are you dreaming about!
The incident of Concubine Chen has refreshed everyone's perception of the late emperor's harem.
They only knew that the struggles in the late emperor's harem were particularly fierce, but they didn't expect it to be so cruel and vicious.
When the court was dismissed, Lin Mo and Bai Xiaohuan happily went to wander the streets, leaving Duke Chen behind to be kept by the emperor.
Looking at the emperor sitting on the throne with a serious face, Duke Chen knelt down with a snap.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me, please spare my life!"
It was too late to say anything now, and there was nothing to explain. He could only apologize early and see if he could be forgiven.
Emperor Xuande took an inkstone and smashed it over: "Forgive me! You deserve to die! You faked a pregnancy and cheated people out of money, right? You know the treasury has been empty for the past few decades, but you live a luxurious life and are quite happy. You use all the money left by the late emperor!"
"You donate the least every year. You said you have a big family to support and I didn't say anything when you couldn't donate so much money. But it turns out that you used all the money to support your family by cheating people out of the late emperor!" It
was rare for Emperor Xuande to get so angry. He was really an emperor with a good temper. It can be said that as long as you don't violate the principles, don't shit on his head, and don't point at his nose and scold him, he really won't do anything to you. Duke
Chen was lying on the ground, not knowing how to answer. After all, these words were all facts.
His current position was also promoted by his sister who was favored by the late emperor.
He could not inherit this title, but he could protect his family from worry for the next few decades, so he took so many concubines and had so many children, just to maintain the honor of the family.
Daughters can be sent out for marriage, sons can take the imperial examination, and one more child means one more hope.
If it were not for the money his sister sent over the years, he really would not be able to support such a large family.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. As long as Your Majesty can spare my life and the lives of my family, I am willing to give away most of my family property to make up for the mistakes I have made."
When saying this, Duke Chen's heart was bleeding, but there was no other way, he had to spend money to avoid disaster!
The emperor sneered when he heard his words, "Don't tell me these empty words, the things that the late emperor gave to the concubines are still recorded in the account books in the harem."
"I will not pursue the things that the late emperor gave to Concubine Chen when she was favored, but you must return all the things that she deceived me with because of her fake pregnancy! If there are two things missing, all of them must be returned in cash!"
As soon as these words came out, Duke Chen's face turned pale.
When Concubine Chen was favored, the late emperor did not give her many gifts, and they have almost been spent over the years. The main gifts were during the fake pregnancy and miscarriage period, especially after the miscarriage, the late emperor would give her some gifts from time to time.
Later, Concubine Chen took advantage of this and pretended to be grieving over the loss of her son from time to time. She would also be "touched by the scene" when other concubines were pregnant. Although the late emperor was amorous, he still treated his women well. As long as she did this, the late emperor would reward her.
If all these were to be returned, then their family would really be in trouble!
"Your Majesty! Please spare my family. If you really want to return all those, then my family will really not be able to survive!"
Emperor Xuande looked at his sad face and suddenly felt very refreshed.
"You can't survive, so have you ever thought about me and this world?"
"As a court official, I'm just focusing on my own piece of land for the sake of the world. Why didn't you think about it when the treasury was empty?"
"I don't care how you want to survive, and I don't believe that you will not be able to survive after returning these things. You must have made a lot of money from running those shops for so many years. I just want you to return the shops, and I didn't ask you for the money you made over the years."
"You have three days. If you don't return the things that were cheated of you within three days, don't blame me for being rude!"
Thinking of how he had been poor for so many years because of this bastard father, Emperor Xuande simply wanted to kill Duke Chen!
The emperor did not pursue those things that were actually given as rewards, he only pursued those that were taken away by fraud.
If those things had not been taken away by fraud, he would not have lived such a miserable life for so many years!
After leaving the palace, Duke Chen fell to the ground and lost consciousness, but even so, the emperor immediately sent someone to send him back to his home.
Even if she dies, she has to pay back the money!
After hearing the news, the people in the Duke's Mansion cried so hard that they fainted. Some people even advocated sending Concubine Chen out to apologize.
It doesn't matter if Concubine Chen dies, as long as the money and things are not taken away.
Chapter 162 You really don't know how to use your brain at all
Chapter 162 They really don't know how to use their brains at all
Looking at those who want to push her out, Concubine Chen was really angry and laughed.
"Who have I worked so hard for all these years? Who are you living such a good life because of? Now you want to push the responsibility onto me alone? You wish!"
"If you want to push the responsibility onto me alone, then I would rather the emperor sentence me to a crime of deceiving the emperor and let all of you die!"
This group of ungrateful people, before the incident, the eldest aunt taught them well, but now that something has happened, they push all the responsibility onto her.
She didn't want to fake pregnancy at first, after all, if this matter was discovered, she would lose her head.
It's all for this natal family and for that disappointing brother.
After pretending to be pregnant, the late emperor was very pleased and she took this opportunity to support her natal family.
These bastards got everything from her. She can let them enjoy such a glorious and wealthy life, but she can also make them lose such a life!
Who is afraid of who! Anyway, she has no descendants, so if she dies, everyone dies together!
Seeing Concubine Chen like this, the others were also scared.
They also knew how powerful their eldest aunt was, otherwise she would not have survived the struggle in the harem, and they are still living so well now.
If it weren't for Lin Mo and the system, maybe their family could really live a good life together, all thanks to this eldest aunt.
But now there is really no way, the whole family can't be buried because of this thing!
"Madam Concubine! We beg you, too. We have worshipped you like an ancestor for so many years. The children in the mansion are still young. Even if you don't consider us, you should consider the children. Zhen grew up by your side. If you really return those things, what will happen to the children!"
"We are not greedy for glory and wealth. We are all for the children!"
The wife of the Duke and her two sisters-in-law knelt on the ground and cried and shouted. It was so pitiful.
Others also rushed over, and the crying was one after another. Jian Shou was crying more sadly than if his parents had died.
Chen Zhen stood beside Concubine Chen with an awkward look on her face. There were many children in the family, and she was not the most outstanding one. But because she had lived with the Concubine since she was a child, she was always treated differently from other brothers and sisters.
Of course, she hoped that the Concubine would be well, after all, the Concubine was his backer.
But she also didn't want anything to happen to others, after all, she was now the daughter of the Duke's Mansion. If she was given the title of Princess, that would be fine. As long as she was not given the title of Princess, she would have to rely on the Duke's Mansion.
Concubine Chen also saw Chen Zhen's entanglement, "Why, you also want to join them in forcing me, don't forget who brought you up to this age, who let you live such a good life."
Chen Zhen was frightened and knelt down, "Aunt! I didn't think so, but those kneeling here are my parents and brothers and sisters, I don't want anything to happen to you or them."
This was the mess that Duke Chen saw when he returned home.
He was already very angry, and now he was even angrier.
"What are you doing! Get out of here!"
Concubine Chen glanced at her brother and said sarcastically, "Your wives and children are forcing me to confess my crime alone. They are your good family members."
Duke Chen's expression suddenly turned into shame. "Sister, this is my fault. I didn't teach them well. Please rest assured, I will never let you bear it alone. I just want to return these things. Just return them."
"Anyway, these shops and fields have earned a lot of money over the years. Although they can't maintain the extravagant life in the past, it is still enough to maintain the family's expenses. When the time comes, we can use the remaining money to buy some more shops. No matter what, it won't be too bad."
Yes, no matter what, it won't be too bad. Duke Chen was crying poor in front of the emperor.
The income from the shops and fields for decades is not a small amount.
Although it is said that a lot is spent every year, there will be a little left, and this little left every year is enough. With
this money, they can still continue to maintain the family's life by buying shops and fields, but they can't be as extravagant as before.
Almost everyone else knows what happened here.
After the officials returned, they immediately asked their subordinates to investigate.
Such a juicy melon cannot be missed, they want to know whether the emperor will kill Duke Chen or confiscate their homes.
Such a crime is not too much to kill them.
When the treasury was at its most empty and the country was in the most difficult time, so much money was saved, and it was all cheated.
The emperor has become so poor for the country, and these officials will donate large sums of money every year to replenish the treasury, but Duke Chen is so stingy.
Obviously, you have so much money but you don't give a penny. If you were a little more generous when donating every year, with the emperor's character, maybe he would let this matter go. After all , Concubine Chen was not
the concubine who received the most rewards. After the death of the late emperor, the emperor never pursued the matter when those concubines returned to their parents' homes with the gifts given by the late emperor. It's just that Concubine Chen cheated money and Duke Chen was so stingy, which made the emperor so angry. They had no national interests in their eyes and only cared about their own selfish desires. They had touched the emperor's bottom line. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao also knew about this. "You deserve it! You cheated so much money and didn't donate a penny, and you dress up with jewels and gems every day to show off outside. It's no wonder that you got caught." Lin Mo really didn't have a good impression of the young men and women in Duke Chen's mansion. They are the ones who are arrogant and domineering. They never commit big mistakes but small ones all the time. They commit mistakes every day, but they are all things that can be settled. Lin Mo also asked Bai Xiao to find some gossip about them, but they were all not that serious. I have to say that their family is actually quite cautious. The people in the Chen family really have the same personality. They value money more than anything else, but they don't commit big mistakes. Bai Xiao rolled over on the bed and said, "It's fortunate that the Queen Mother checked the accounts once, otherwise they would have really escaped. It's okay for the late emperor to give you things as rewards, but you can't lie. It's a bit too immoral to lie and then not give anything back when the country is in trouble."
Bai Xiao was so stupid that he didn't even bother to check. If he did, these people would be exposed! He didn't even bother to think.
The emperor announced to the public that the queen found the problem when she checked the accounts, and also found the doctor who had examined Concubine Chen before, so he knew about Concubine Chen's fake pregnancy.
Chapter 163 Untitled Draft
Chapter 163 Untitled Draft
The things in the Chen Guogong Mansion were taken out one by one, which really attracted a lot of people's attention.
The people didn't know what happened, but they thought it was a house raiding.
"Has the mansion of Duke Chen been raided? Did they commit a crime that resulted in their property being raided?"
"I don't know and I haven't heard of what they committed, but the people in the mansion of Duke Chen are really annoying, arrogant and domineering. The last time they passed by my vegetable stall, their eldest son thought my stall was blocking his way, so he kicked my stall away. When I asked for compensation, he gave me 10 cents. It really pissed me off!"
"They really deserved it, but will they be thrown into jail after the raid? No order has been issued yet to say what crime they have committed."
The people gathered at the door of the mansion of Duke Chen and talked a lot, and the people inside the mansion of Duke Chen didn't dare to come out at all.
"It's over! How are we going to live in the future? Everything is gone!"
The wife of the Duke cried so miserably that those who didn't know would think that her husband had died.
Others also lowered their heads and sobbed. They were used to this kind of extravagant life. It was too big a gap for them to return to ordinary life all of a sudden.
There were many wealthy officials in the court, especially those who had accumulated wealth for generations, such as the Lin Mo family. The Lin family was a family of scholars and nobles. Counting back three generations, the wealth accumulated in three generations was immeasurable.
Moreover, the Lin family was one of the families that donated more every year. Although they were rich, the emperor didn't say anything, nor did he covet their property or say he wanted to confiscate their property.
Because these are all earned by their ancestors through real struggle, and the money is earned cleanly.
It is normal for their money to be taken back since it was not earned cleanly.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao didn't know when they mixed into the crowd and kept looking around.
"Wow, so many good things! I guess the things awarded by the late emperor were more than these. They must have used a lot of them." More
than ten things have been lifted up, and things are still coming out.
Bai Xiao: "Do you want to go in and take a look? I know a place to get in!"
The two looked at each other and happily went to find a small path.
There is a small door at the back of Duke Chen's mansion. Usually, there are people guarding it, but today it is too chaotic, so no one is arranged to guard it.
The main thing is that it's useless to guard it. There's nothing valuable in the house, so what's the point of guarding it.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao sneaked over and sneaked in.
As soon as they entered, they heard a burst of crying.
[Ah! They're crying so miserably.]
As soon as Lin Mo's voice came out, the crying of the people in the Chen family stopped for two seconds.
Why did this little ancestor come here! Did he come here specially to watch their jokes!
The eldest son of the Chen family wiped his tears and was about to look in that direction. From his movements, it seemed that he was about to go over, but he was slapped by Duke Chen.
"What are you looking at! If you want to cry, cry for me!"
He knew that his eldest son was reckless. If he really let him expose the fact that they could hear Lin Mo's inner voice, it would not be as simple as returning these things. He might really punish you! It's useless to be
angry with this little devil. You still have to smile in front of her. You really can't afford to offend this person, not at all!
The eldest son who was slapped by his father was really aggrieved in his heart.
If it weren't for her, how could their family have caused such a change? He is still the eldest son of the wealthy Duke's Mansion.
His father is still beating him for her. What's the logic!
[Tsk tsk tsk tsk, their house is really empty after those things were moved away. How rich was the late emperor? It was not enough to support so many concubines, but he also had to support their families. If he had left some money for the emperor, the emperor would not be so poor.]
Lin Mo couldn't imagine how rich the late emperor was. Concubine Chen was not the most favored one, but one who was neither good nor bad.
The favored and the unfavored also included their families. How much money would it cost to support them!
Bai Xiao thought about it and counted on his fingers.
[When the late emperor first ascended the throne, the national treasury was the most abundant. The late emperor himself had a lot of assets. His mother's family was also relatively wealthy. His mother was the only daughter of the richest businessman in Dayong. Do you think he was rich? ã
The only daughter of the richest businessman in Dayong, no wonder the late emperor was so rich, it turns out that his grandfather was rich!
ãThe late emperor's mother was able to enter the harem because her family was rich, which can be regarded as being deprived of all wealth. The late emperor's mother was named a noble concubine at the time. She died when the late emperor was 15 years old, and then all her money was left to the late emperor. ã
ãI have to say that the late emperor was really amazing. At that time, the national treasury was filled by his grandfather's family. The country did not spend so much money. After he ascended the throne, he spent all the inheritance. ã
Bai Xiao didn't know what to say, he could only say that this person was selfish.
Huang knew how fierce the competition in the harem was, but he just stood there watching these women fighting for his favor. When he was happy, he would give them gifts, and when he was unhappy, he would banish them to the cold palace.
If all the women in the harem were bad people, then he was the worst of the bad people, and he was the one who forced them to be like this.
The Chen family was forced to listen.
Chapter 164 Climbing onto the roof and disturbing the couple
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The two of them were talking about the late emperor in a corner with great interest. The people kneeling not far away were almost numb.
They really didn't want to know anything about the late emperor! They just wanted to get their money back!
"Wuwuwuwu, how are we going to live in the future? It would be better if I had resigned and returned to my hometown."
The Duke's wife was bleeding in her heart. If she had resigned and returned to her hometown, no one would know about this matter and they could continue to live a carefree life.
The calmest person among all the people was Concubine Chen. She held the Buddhist beads with a calm face.
"It's useless. The whole world belongs to the emperor. It doesn't matter where you escape to. The rich life of the past few decades can be regarded as stolen. Now it's just going back."
Lin Mo looked at the calm Concubine Chen and couldn't help but praise her in his heart: [This Concubine is really strong in psychology. Even though she is old now, it can be seen that she was a great beauty when she was young. No wonder the late emperor doted on her for a while. ]
Bai Xiao: [That's right. This is called living soberly. If you don't live soberly, how can you be so rich. ]
There is no good show to watch in the Chen family. It's annoying to see these people crying.
[Let's go home. There is nothing good to watch. ]
Lin Mo patted his butt and planned to return the same way. When the group of people in the Chen Mansion heard her words, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
The little devil is finally planning to leave. The longer she stays here, the more worried they will be.
Duke Chen is also worried, but fortunately he is usually strict with the younger generation.
Although the younger generation are mostly arrogant, they will not do anything bad.
Fortunately! Otherwise, the Chen family will be too late this time!
Inside the palace, the emperor looked at the treasures in front of him, feeling happy and angry.
He was happy because he was rich again, but he was angry because all the money was cheated of his father by others.
"It's really a bargain for them. The late emperor was really willing to give away so many treasures!"
How could this bastard father be so generous to women, but not treat his son better! He didn't know how to treat the people of the world better!
He didn't leave a penny when he died, leaving him an empty treasury, so he had to use all his savings over the years to supplement the treasury.
It was not easy for him, a prince without any backing, to save such a little money! In the end, all the money was supplemented to the treasury.
The money saved when he was young was spent like this, and he was poor for decades afterwards.
"Your Majesty, do you think these treasures should be put in the national treasury or in the private treasury?"
The emperor's private treasury was so simple that even a thief couldn't take away a speck of dust. There was nothing in it!
Eunuch Li felt sorry for the emperor. Even he, a eunuch, had saved a lot of money over the years and even bought a house outside. The emperor was really poor.
"Put two-thirds of the things into the national treasury. All that can be converted into silver should be converted into money. Those things that are worthless should be put aside for now."
Things that are worthless are things that are worth a fortune. Even if you want to sell them, no one will buy them. But you can't sell them at a low price, so you can only put them aside for now.
Eunuch Li didn't know what to say when he heard this.
"Your Majesty, why don't you leave more for yourself? Even if you don't leave any, you should leave some for the ladies in the harem. The national treasury still has money now."
Before, because of poverty, the country's various construction projects had not started. Now they have slowly started, and there will be returns after a while of investment.
So there is no need for money in such a hurry,
and the time when money is most needed has passed. Emperor Xuande sighed and said, "Although the world is peaceful now, there are still many places that need money. Let's put it aside for now. I feel comfortable looking at the full national treasury."
"I don't need much money myself, one third is enough."
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao didn't care about this matter anymore. They were now lying on the roof of someone else's house.
"What should we do? How are we going to get down? Can you take me down?"
Lin Mo's legs were weak. She just came up to get a kite, but she couldn't get down.
She asked Xiao Bai to help her, but he also came up and couldn't get down.
The children below watched them lying on the roof without moving and couldn't help shouting, "Brother and sister, we have the kite, why don't you get down?"
The kite belonged to this child, but the kite string broke and fell to the roof.
When Lin Mo and Bai Xiao passed by, they volunteered to help others, and then they ended up like this.
Lin Mo looked at her shaking legs and said in a trembling voice: "Little sister, can you find a ladder? We can't get down."
When they went up, they used the tree next to them to climb up, but they didn't dare to come down.
The little sister looked around, where was the ladder, and this was someone else's roof.
"Sister, there is no ladder here, wait for me to find someone to help!"
After saying that, the little sister ran away.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao: ...
Lin Mo said a little uncertainly: "This little sister should come back."
Bai Xiao: "I don't know, I really don't know what she hasn't done yet."
He only knows some known things, and he really doesn't know the unknown things.
Lin Mo has been lying here for a long time and his legs are numb, so he can't help but move.
Bai Xiao suddenly shouted: [Don't move, don't move! There is someone else's bed under us! The couple is sleeping on the bed!
Lin Mo: !!!
The couple on the bed in the room: ...
The couple on the bed are the eldest son and his wife of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple. They were about to get intimate, but they heard the sound coming from the roof.
The young lady couldn't help but push her husband and said, "Why don't you go and help Lady Xiaolin? I'm afraid she will fall down from above suddenly." How embarrassing!
The eldest young master said with embarrassment: "How can I get out? It's so embarrassing."
At this moment, the two people on the roof have started chatting.
Although they can activate a protection mechanism and jump down, they still don't have the courage. It's safe, but it's also really scary!
So they would rather wait a little longer up there.
Bai Xiao: [The couple below are the eldest son and daughter-in-law of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple. We seem to have disturbed them.]
Lin Mo: [No way! That's so embarrassing!]
The couple below: ...It's embarrassing, but can you please stop talking about this topic for now!
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The couple was so embarrassed that they almost fell to the ground, and the two mental activities above did not stop.
Bai Xiao: [The couple was just about to exchange feelings, and you just scared them with that shout. ]
Lin Mo: [Sin, sin, then I have delayed the birth of their child, so sinful! ]
Bai Xiao: [So don't talk now, we can just communicate in our hearts. ]
The young lady's face was already red, how can Master Xiao Lin and Master Xiao Bai talk without any scruples!
No, they didn't talk either, they were communicating mentally, and the activities in their hearts seemed to be really unnecessary to be so scrupulous. The
eldest young master touched his nose and didn't know whether he should get up or not.
He should have gone out when Master Xiaolin yelled, and rescued the two of them.
Lin Mo: [This roof should be pretty solid, we two shouldn't fall down.]
Bai Xiao: [I can shrink and hide in your clothes. I might not fall down, but you might, and if you fall down from this place, you'll be lying right in the middle of other people.]
Lin Mo: ...Is it that embarrassing?
Bai Xiao immediately shrunk himself and hid in Lin Mo's clothes. Lin Mo was extremely jealous of his skill.
But luckily, the little girl came over with her father and a ladder.
"Girl! Hold on to this ladder and slowly climb down. Be careful!"
The girl's father looked quite kind. Lin Mo threw the kite down first, and then slowly moved.
The girl looked at Lin Mo, who was the only one on the roof, and asked curiously, "Sister, where is the brother? Wasn't he up there with you just now?"
Lin Mo glanced at Bai Xiao in his sleeve, and then said, "He just climbed down by himself and called for help."
The couple lying on the bed in the room breathed a sigh of relief after hearing the noise above.
Hurry up and go down! This is too embarrassing!
Lin Mo climbed carefully to the edge of the roof. Sometimes what you fear will come true. Suddenly, she felt the remaining tiles loosen, and then a sense of weightlessness came over her.
When she opened her eyes again, she was lying on the bed.
Bai Xiao: [Oh my god! Fortunately, my protection mechanism was turned on. This is too scary!]
Lin Mo, who was lying between the couple: [...I don't know if it's scary or not. I don't feel anything now. Can you make me disappear now?]
How embarrassing! She actually fell between the couple. Why is the roof so unstable!
The couple lying on the bed at this moment: ...
Lin Mo climbed up carefully and knelt on the bed and said seriously: "Do you believe me when I say I fell down accidentally?"
The young lady forced a smile: "Of course we believe it. We just heard the movement up there, but we didn't know it was Master Xiao Lin up there."
Even if they knew, they could only say they didn't know.
The eldest son had already stood by the bed, mainly because it was so embarrassing now.
Bai Xiao: [Oops! How embarrassing!]
Lin Mo: [At this moment I thought of a very popular song, sung by the famous singer Xi Lang. That song is perfect for this situation.]
Lin Mo climbed up from the bed, then bowed deeply to them, "Sorry! I won't disturb you anymore, you can continue, I'm leaving first."
[Hurry up and tell me which way to go out! It's best to find a hidden road with no one around!]
Bai Xiao: [Leave it to me! Turn left and there's a small path. At the end of the path there's a small door that can only accommodate one person, but there's someone guarding the door. When you get to the end there's a blind spot, the wall of that blind spot is relatively low, hurry up and get out!]
Lin Mo: [Okay, sir! Lin Mo
ran away very quickly, leaving the couple staring at each other.
The couple couldn't help laughing at the same time. No wonder everyone said that Master Xiao Lin was funny, he was really funny.
A few minutes later, Lin Mo was standing in the stinky ditch and was about to collapse.
"This is the good place you said you could escape from! You didn't tell me that there was a stinky ditch after climbing over the wall!"
Bai Xiao whispered in her sleeve, "You didn't ask me either, and there was no one guarding that wall so low, that must be because no one would come from outside the wall, who would come to this stinky ditch for no reason."
Lin Mo was about to explode: "Get out of here!"
Bai Xiao grabbed Lin Mo's sleeve and didn't move no matter how she shook.
You're kidding! How could she get out at this time? If she got out, she would definitely throw her into the stinky ditch.
In the end, Lin Mo went home angrily and smelly.
Looking at her stinky little daughter, Mrs. Lin sighed and went back to her room, throwing the matter to Minister Lin.
Minister Lin felt his temples smearing at the moment, and was angry!
"Don't tell me you rolled in the stinky ditch."
Lin Mo lowered her head and whispered, "No, I became like this because I did good things."
Oh, doing good things, Minister Lin looked at her expressionlessly, "Then tell me what good things you did to make you like this, Bai Xiao's body is clean, why did you become like this!"
Bai Xiao next to him shrank his neck to avoid Lin Mo's murderous eyes.
[That's because he became small and hid in my sleeves! ] Lin Mo answered angrily in his heart.
"Dad, I was on my way home when I saw a kid's kite fall onto the roof, so I climbed onto the roof to get the kite, and then the roof broke and I fell in."
Minister Lin: "Wait, you said you fell in, did you fall into someone else's house?"
Lin Mo nodded, [Oh, not only did I end up in someone else's house, I also disturbed their married life and fell in between them, how embarrassing! ]
Lin Mo's inner words almost made Minister Lin snort.
I also disturbed their married life and fell in between them!
"Dad, don't worry, I'm not injured. There were people in the room at that time. They were the eldest son and his wife of the Shaoqing family of the Taichang Temple. They didn't blame me."
Bai Xiao: [How could they blame you in that situation?]
Lin Mo: [You shut up!]
Minister Lin was so angry that he covered his chest. Fortunately, he was in good health, otherwise he would have been mad to death by this girl.
"The couple were in the room. You didn't disturb them, or saw anything!"
Lin Mo: "No, no, they were all dressed." [Because I disturbed them at the beginning, they didn't have time to deal with it.]
Minister Lin breathed a sigh of relief. It's good that there was no disturbance. It's better to disturb them at the beginning than in the middle. His requirements are really getting lower and lower now.
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Because this matter is too embarrassing, I don't know how to apologize.
Minister Lin decided to push this matter onto Lin Mo, let her apologize to others by herself, and solve the problem she caused by herself.
"Mo'er, mother has prepared the gift for you. When you and Xiaobai go to apologize to others later, you should be more polite, okay?"
Mrs. Lin prepared the gift very considerately. After all, this matter is indeed quite embarrassing and it is indeed disturbing others and breaking their roof.
As the saying goes, one person has his own responsibility for his own actions. This apology is definitely required, but let this girl and the system go alone.
Lin Mo also knew that he was wrong this time, "Don't worry, mother, I will definitely put my attitude right and apologize to them."
Bai Xiao also patted his chest and said firmly, "Don't worry, nanny, we will definitely apologize and will definitely get the other party's forgiveness!"
The Lin couple: ... I don't know what's going on, seeing you two so sure, we feel more and more timid.
When the two guys went out, they were carrying a lot of things. They originally wanted to take a pig cart, but Nai Pa was pregnant, so they could only take a horse carriage with a lot of things.
"Xiao Bai, did the eldest young master and his wife quarrel after we left?"
Lin Mo was afraid that he would affect their relationship. What if the eldest young master's wife misunderstood? After all, she is so beautiful and her complexion has returned to normal. It is not surprising that she was misunderstood.
(The eldest young master and his wife: ... You really think too much. They would never misunderstand you!)
Bai Xiao: "Don't worry. After you left, the couple laughed and said that you have a funny personality."
At this moment, the roof of the Shaoqing Mansion of the Taichang Temple was being repaired, and they also knew what had just happened.
"I really admire Minister Lin more and more. He has such a daughter who loves to tear down the house tiles. He is really in good health if he is not angry to death."
There is a trace of schadenfreude in the tone of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple. It is indeed pleasing to see a naughty child, but this child must not be his own.
The wife of the Shaoqing looked at him unhappily and said, "How can you be so schadenfreude? Although Lady Xiao Lin has a little eccentric personality, she is lively, lovely and straightforward. There are few women like this in the world. Why does it sound so different when you say it?" The wife
always wanted a lively daughter, but the children at home were more virtuous than each other. They never put down their books every day. When they were sent out to play, they had to bring books with them.
She was not the kind of elder who always forced her children to study, but for some reason, these children at home had grown up in the wrong way.
As she was talking, someone suddenly came to report.
"My Lord and Madam, something bad has happened! Master Xiaolin and Master Xiaobai are here!"
Everyone's heart skipped a beat when they heard the reporter's words.
Madam Shaoqing said happily, "Come in, come in. I made some fresh snacks today. Hurry up and bring all the snacks up!"
"Call all the young masters and ladies here, and tell them that distinguished guests have arrived."
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were happily welcomed in with gifts in their hands.
As soon as they entered, they saw two rows of people standing at the door. After seeing them, the two rows of people smiled brightly.
"Come on, come on, why do you bring so many things when you are here? Master Xiaolin, you must be hungry after all the rushing here. I have prepared some food. I remember that you like chestnut crisps the most, right? Here are the chestnut crisps I made today."
Madam Shaoqing was so happy that her biological children were a little jealous.
Although Lin Mo wanted to eat those snacks after putting the things down, he still did not forget what his parents said.
"Madam, I came here today to apologize. Today, when I was holding a kite for a child, I accidentally climbed onto the roof of the eldest son's yard and made a hole in the roof. I also disturbed..." "
Cough cough cough!" The eldest son coughed twice in a hurry and interrupted Lin Mo's words.
Although they told their parents how the roof was damaged, they didn't tell them what they were doing before it was damaged.
How could they tell their parents about this? They could just make up an excuse to cover it up.
Lin Mo was suddenly interrupted and his brain was a little confused. [Why did he suddenly cough?]
Bai Xiao: [I don't know, maybe there is phlegm in his throat.]
The eldest son: ...You have phlegm in your throat.
Lin Mo continued, "I also disturbed the eldest master and the eldest young lady's rest, so I am really sorry. After I went back, my parents scolded me and told me to come and apologize properly. These are all compensation items. I hope the master and the eldest young lady don't mind."
After hearing her finish speaking, the eldest master breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, she didn't say anything nonsense.
"Oh, it's not a big deal. The house is broken, so just fix it. As for disturbing their rest, what's the big deal? Why bring so many things here?"
Madam Shaoqing pinched the baby fat on Lin Mo's face and said happily, "Master Xiaolin rarely comes here. Why don't you have dinner and play here today? These children in my family are more old-fashioned. Master Xiaolin can take them to play when he has nothing to do."
The pupils of the young masters and ladies standing next to them suddenly dilated: !!! Mother! Why are you pushing us into the fire pit!
Everyone in the capital is avoiding this little ancestor, but you let her take us to play. You are afraid that our secret will not be known by this little ancestor.
Lin Mo's mouth was filled with snacks by Madam Shaoqing, and everyone was very happy.
"Okay, okay, if they have nothing to do, they can also come to the Shangshu Mansion to play with me. I have a lot of free time every day."
The Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple next to him: ...That's right, you are the only official in the court who has nothing to do every day. You go to court to eat melons and doze off. I
was originally here to apologize to you, but Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had a good meal there.
When they left, they took away a lot of small bags, which made them very happy.
[Hahaha, it's really great! There are so many delicious foods to take away, Madam Shaoqing is really nice! ]
Lin Mo decided to list the wife of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple as his second favorite wife. The first favorite was of course his own mother.
Xiaobai also burped, "I really ate too much. These snacks can be secretly taken with us when we go to court tomorrow. Let's find a corner to eat secretly."
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Seeing the two people coming back with bags, the Lin family was speechless.
"I asked you to go and apologize, why did you go? You came back with bags. Did you rob someone's house?"
The things you brought back were not as much as what you brought back. I really admire them.
Lin Mo argued for himself, "No, we apologized very sincerely and they forgave us. This was given to us by Madam Shaoqing. She likes us very much, so she packed these foods for us."
Bai Xiao nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, if we didn't take them, she would be angry."
Lin Ran sighed, it was really unbearable to watch.
You can just take a little as a token of your own appreciation, why do you take so much?
Minister Lin held his forehead and waved his hands impatiently: "Okay, okay, hurry back to your courtyard and eat these snacks in the next two days, otherwise they will go bad."
These two are stupid, but from their attitude, it can be seen that the wife of the Shaoqing really likes them and is not just being polite.
I didn't expect that there are ladies who like these two guys. Aren't those people in the capital avoiding them?
Early the next morning, Lin Mo was carried up by his elder brother and was still dazedly thinking about his snacks.
"Brother, give me the snacks on my table."
Lin Qi: ...What snacks are there in the court! You slept in the court, but you want to eat secretly?
But he still took the snacks on the table with him, "Don't eat for me secretly during the court session. If the emperor catches you and punishes you, we won't speak for you."
Lin Mo stuffed a piece of food into his mouth and nodded in a daze, "Yeah, yeah, punish me, speak for me."
Lin Qi: "... We won't speak for you, wake up!"
Lin Mo's mind was not very clear. Listening to her brother's constant chattering, she stuffed a piece of snack into his mouth. Lin Qi was caught off guard and almost choked to death.
Lin Mo: [Well, the world is finally clean.]
Bai Xiao: [It is quite clean. You almost choked your brother to death. ã
After getting on the carriage, Lin Mo found a comfortable corner to nestle. There were soft cushions and blankets in this corner, which looked comfortable.
Looking at his little daughter who was sleeping soundly and had no image, Minister Lin sighed and said that he had deceived her too much and it was better to turn a blind eye to it.
Lin Ran gulped down a few mouthfuls of water. Although the snacks were delicious, they were really dry.
During the court session, Lin Mo hid behind Lord Li and ate like a mouse.
Bai Xiao hid in his sleeves and ate like a bright embroidery.
While others were discussing national affairs, the two of them were discussing which snack was delicious.
Lin Mo: [This lotus cake is delicious, but the best one is still the chestnut crisp. ã
Bai Xiao:ãI like to eat lotus cakes, but there are only a few of them, you eat them all.ã
Ministers:...How come you get hungry while talking to them like this?
Even Emperor Xuande who was sitting on the top licked his lips. Are these cakes that these two little guys are talking about really so delicious?
Bai Xiao:ãThe cooking skills of the wife of the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple are really good. Should we also visit other people's homes? The Crown Princess makes fruit wine very well. It is fragrant but not intoxicating, sweet but not greasy. It is really unique!ã
Lin Mo:ã!!! !!! Really! Is it really not intoxicating?ã
Bai Xiao:ãReally, why would I lie to you. ã
The prince, who was suddenly mentioned about his wife, said:... Why are you talking about my family? But the fruit wine made by my wife is really amazing!
The officials around him also secretly looked at the prince. They didn't know that the princess had such a skill.
Even Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the top, didn't know. He glared at the prince, saying that he was really unfilial!
The prince, who was suddenly glared at, said: ??? Why are you glaring at me?
Just when everyone began to imagine how good the princess's skill was, Bai Xiao's next sentence shocked everyone like a bolt from the blue.
[If you want to visit, you have to go quickly. The Crown Princess is already three months pregnant. After the Crown Prince went out today, the Crown Princess vomited while eating. Later, a doctor was asked to come and see her. She is three months pregnant. If she wants to drink fruit wine, she has to hurry up. The Crown Princess will definitely not be able to do it later.]
Crown Prince: !!! Pregnant! My wife is pregnant!
The Emperor sitting on the top: !!! My eldest daughter-in-law is pregnant!
Second Prince: Hahahaha! Finally pregnant! Finally pregnant! My son can finally be free!
Third Prince: How come my sister-in-law is pregnant and my wife is not! Is it because I am not good enough!
The second prince was almost going crazy with joy, because he was the first among the three brothers to have a child, so some random people actually wanted to stand on his side.
Some people even thought that the Crown Princess was infertile, so her son would definitely be adopted in the future.
What a joke! Who wants to be this emperor? Not only is he exhausted, but he is also poor! Although he is not so poor now, who is willing to work before dawn every day, get up earlier than chickens and go to bed later than dogs.
He himself is not willing to do it, let alone his own son. Now that the Crown Princess is finally pregnant, his son finally doesn't have to be watched!
This news really makes everyone happy.
The country will be more stable if the crown prince has descendants!
Some people were still unwilling to give up and wanted to put someone in the prince's backyard. Even though they knew that the prince and the princess were deeply in love, they still felt that the prince would not favor the princess all the time.
But this time, their thoughts were completely cut off.
Lin Mo: [The princess is pregnant, this is really a great thing! We should send gifts when the child is born and when the baby is one month old. ]
Everyone fell silent when she said this. Thinking back to the gifts this little ancestor sent, it seemed that none of them were normal.
The prince wanted to refuse this gift for his unborn child.
It's good that the person is here, so forget about the gifts. No matter whether it's the Monkey Emperor or the Black Phoenix Rooster, this won't work!
Bai Xiao: [Of course you have to give gifts, but gifts for children, especially for the prince's child, can't be taken lightly. Don't worry about it, your mother is here.]
This kind of person was relieved to hear Bai Xiao's words .
Chapter 168 The Second Prince of Xijiang was Imprisoned
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Some people don't remember who this eldest prince is, but when they were reminded that he was the prince who was almost sold as a prostitute, they remembered.
This eldest prince of Xijiang is really a talent. Lin Mo even suspected that he had a GPS navigation system to Xirong installed on him.
Last time he was going to Dayong, he got lost and went to Xirong. This time he was fighting with them, and he got lost alone and went to the Xirong royal court. He is really a talent!
Lin Mo couldn't help but complain to Bai Xiao: [Do you think this eldest prince of Xijiang really likes Xirong in his heart? He got lost twice and went to their house. Could he be born in the wrong family? ã
Bai Xiao: [I don't know. I can only confirm that he is his father's biological son. He is indeed the eldest prince of Xijiang, but his ability to get lost should be like his mother. His mother also got lost and later entered the harem of the King of Xijiang. ã
Lin Mo: ...
Everyone present: ...
This gene is a bit too strong.
There are really a lot of melons to eat this morning. It's a happy event for the prince, but it's hard to say about Xijiang and Xirong.
But Xirong wants to think carefully about borrowing troops.
Dayong is powerful, and has always treated these two countries equally. It's your business for you to fight with each other. As long as you don't bother me, you can do whatever you want.
If they really lend troops to Xirong, I'm afraid the relationship with Xijiang will become bad.
The key is that both sides are equally shameless. They fight each other on normal days, but they can quickly unite as a front against Dayong.
In the previous war, the two sides were also wolves and dogs working together to fight against Dayong, but fortunately they were defeated later.
On the third day, the envoy from Xirong came. The envoy looked a little bad, and he must have rushed here at full speed.
Lin Mo also mingled with the civil and military officials and watched the envoy.
[Tsk tsk tsk, it's really too miserable. Just looking at this person, you can tell that the journey has not been peaceful.]
Lin Mo is now really glad that he was born in Dayong, where the country is stable and the emperor is wise. If he was really in Xirong or Western Xinjiang, it would really be over.
Bai Xiao hid in her pocket and secretly peeked out to see.
[There is really no need to risk your life so much to come here to borrow troops. The princes of your country, Wang Zheng, and his concubines are having fun.]
Everyone present:!!! It seems like there is another big news. Hurry up and tell us!
Lin Mo couldn't help but ask in confusion: [Didn't you say that Wang Shi of Xirong personally led the army to the battle? Why are your words a little different now?]
Bai Xiao: [If Wang Shi personally led the army to the battle, can't his concubines go to play with him? You need to open your mind a little. He was just pretending to lead the army, but you took it seriously.]
How many of these emperors and kings actually went to the battlefield? Many of them led the army to the battle but sat in the back to command. Some of them didn't even know how to command. They just stood there.
If he loses a battle, he will flee immediately. If he wins a battle, all the credit belongs to him, because he led the army in person and boosted morale.
[The current atmosphere in Xirong is not very good. It may have been better when the emperor celebrated his birthday before, but later the health of the king of Xirong was not very good, and his sons began to fight for the throne. The king of Xirong wanted to prove himself because of his poor health, and then he made his health worse. ]
[In general, the eldest prince of Xijiang is a bit silly, but Xirong is not very good either. ]
The Emperor Xuande above had a complicated heart when he heard these.
He had met both the king of Xirong and the king of Xijiang. When the two countries surrendered, they came to pay homage to him.
At that time, these two kings were still good, and they were also considered heroic rulers.
I didn't expect that it has only been a few years, and they died in such a mess. It's really unpredictable.
"Your Majesty, please lend me some troops! Xijiang is really bullying us this time, and they don't take you seriously at all. If they dare to deal with us this time, they will dare to provoke Dayong next time."
The envoy of Xirong cried bitterly, but one of his words was indeed good.
This eldest prince has been more hostile to Dayong since the last time, and it is indeed time to give him a beating.
Emperor Xuande and the ministers looked at each other and understood each other's meaning.
Emperor Xuande said sternly: "I will think about this matter carefully. The envoy is tired from traveling all the way, so go down and rest first."
The envoy of Xirong wanted to say something else, but when he raised his head and looked at the emperor, he felt weak.
No matter how you look at it, there is still a little hope after hearing what the emperor said. If there is no rejection from the first party, then there is hope.
Lin Mo did not understand what happened next.
She was completely confused when she heard about war, borrowing troops, deployment, and military tactics.
Professional matters need to be handled by professionals. As an amateur, she really can't help at all.
She and Bai Xiao first started talking about the eldest prince of Western Xinjiang. After all, such talents are rare in the world.
Bai Xiao: [The eldest prince of Western Xinjiang was the least respected one before. The most respected one was the second prince, followed by the third prince who eloped, and the most favored were the two little princes. He was basically a transparent person. ]
[I didn't expect that he would become the king now. It turns out that no one can be underestimated. Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "
Who said it wasn't? They were all born in the royal family. Who knows who will be the emperor in the end? If he always gets lost, why do I feel that he is fighting such a weak battle?"
Bai Xiao: "Although he is always lost, he can enter the Xirong royal court every time he gets lost. This can be regarded as a kind of luck."
The eavesdropping ministers nodded in agreement in their hearts. This is indeed a kind of luck. If this matter is allowed to develop a little, it may even become a myth.
After all, many founding emperors would make up a myth for themselves to prove that their throne was obtained properly and was given by God.
Bai Xiao: [I'm telling you a secret. Wasn't the eldest prince's mother slept with by the second prince before? Now she has imprisoned the second prince!]
Lin Mo: [!!! Wasn't the second prince dead? Why is he imprisoned?]
The voices of those who were discussing important matters dropped by more than three degrees because they were also very curious!
They also heard that the second prince of Xijiang was killed, so why is he imprisoned now?
Bai Xiao said meaningfully: [This is a trick. Didn't the second prince sleep with all the women in the harem? Some people still have feelings for him, so they found a substitute who looks very similar to him. The eldest prince didn't expect that his mother would betray him. ]
[After the eldest prince ascended the throne, his mother became the queen mother. The second prince is now imprisoned in the queen mother's underground palace. Tsk tsk tsk, he is just like a male concubine every day. ]
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Bai Xiao's words really shocked everyone. They really didn't expect that Xijiang would have so much fun!
That queen mother has too deep feelings for that prince. Isn't she afraid that keeping this man will pose a threat to her son's throne?
Emperor Xuande even suspected that the queen mother had a problem with her brain. She actually chose that man over her son. She
even lied to her son for that man. She must be crazy!
Lin Mo didn't know what to say. [What kind of love brain is this? What if the second prince dares to make a comeback? The queen mother who loves to get lost not only passed on her shortcomings to her son, but also planted such a big hidden danger for her son. How did she survive in the harem? ã
This is a perfect love brain. If the second prince really makes a comeback, then both mother and son will definitely not survive.
Bai Xiao: [Who knows, she is just very satisfied with the second prince serving her. The second prince is almost tortured crazy now. He has to serve an old woman every day in the underground palace without seeing the sun. It is better for him to die.]
Lin Mo and everyone present: ...Indeed, it is better to kill him.
Suddenly I feel that everyone in Western Xinjiang is a little abnormal. What's going on?
The matter of borrowing troops has come to an end. Emperor Xuande is unwilling to get involved in their war, but he is willing to send people to persuade them, or to warn them.
You two can fight, but you must not invade our side, otherwise we will not be polite.
Although the Xirong envoy was a little disappointed, at least the trip was not in vain. It might be effective if the great country persuaded them.
Moreover, he didn't believe that the newly appointed King of Xijiang would not take Dayong seriously.
The weather was getting hotter and hotter, and no one wanted to go out. Even Lin Mo, who was out all day, stayed at home and cried every day with ice in his arms.
"It's so hot, so hot, so hot! Why is it so hot!"
Bai Xiao made himself smaller and soaked in the cold water in the cup, looking refreshed.
"The benefits of being able to grow and shrink are now apparent. Why don't you make some ice cream or some smoothies?"
Lin Mo raised his head when he heard her words, looking at him like a fool: "If I knew how to make it, why would I wait until now? Just cutting ice would break my hands, and there are sour creams and all kinds of sweet drinks for sale outside. Why do I have to make them myself?"
In fact, the ancient times were not as poor as we imagine now. It was not as convenient as it is now, but there were many things, perhaps more than now.
Let's not talk about those sweet drinks, that Jianshou is Lin Mo's favorite in summer, it tastes good and relieves the heat, and the most important thing is that it is pure natural!
And that Sushan, a bit like modern smoothies, but the taste is still different, but it is also delicious.
[Xiaobai, can you tell me two melons? These days are so boring.]
Before, people could go to the street to eat melons, but now people don't go out. Besides, when the weather gets hot, there are fewer people committing crimes. It's mainly because they are too hot to move.
Bai Xiao searched carefully, but there really weren't any particularly exciting big melons. The small melons were all the same, and there was nothing good to hear.
A Song When they went to the morning court the next day, both of them were not in a good mood.
"Congratulations, the Grand Tutor has finally solved a big thing in his heart, and he has also got a good son-in-law!"
"An Mi is really good."
Lin Mo stood by and listened to these words with a confused look on his face.
[What's going on? Why are you all congratulating the Grand Tutor?]
Bai Xiao: [Don't you know that the Grand Tutor is going to marry his daughter tomorrow? I thought you knew it. ã
Lin Mo:!!! Why didn't you tell me such a big thing? Who said I knew it? I stay at home all day, what can I know!
ãThat's not right. Didn't the Grand Master say that they would consider their marriage after An Mi passed the exam? How come they are getting married so soon?ã
Bai Xiao couldn't help but complain about Lin Mo, ãI just said that on purpose, but you took it seriously. I just wanted to test the couple. Now that I have tested their character, why don't you just agree? Anyway, you will be able to pass the exam sooner or later.ã
ãIt seems that you will also go to participate tomorrow. Dress nicely tomorrow.ã
Lin Mo didn't know that this matter really surprised everyone.
There are things in the whole capital that this little devil doesn't know. It seems that the little devil hasn't eaten much melons during this period.
Everyone was actually quite happy about such a happy event. The next morning, Lin Mo was pulled up by her sister and told to go and help the bride with her makeup.
"Should I go too? I don't know her at all. Isn't it the kind of close friends who go to help with her makeup?" Lin Mo really didn't understand such things at all.
While helping her put on makeup, Lin Ran said, "It's not entirely like that. Our family has a good relationship with the Taishi Mansion. We can still find a relative there. It's just that the relationship is quite distant. According to the generation, you are still the aunt of the Taishi's eldest daughter."
These big families in the capital are more or less related by blood, but some may be quite distant.
Lin Mo: !!! Is my identity so awesome! I am actually of the same generation as the Grand Tutor!
"Hehehe, isn't the Grand Tutor the younger generation of daddy and mom! Hahaha!"
Lin Mo couldn't help laughing.
"Don't move, it's all drawn wrong! Although that's how the generation is judged, our relationship is a bit distant. You can find some connections with any family in the capital, so there's no need to care so much. Just go if you're asked to go."
Go! Of course she has to go! As her aunt, she has to go when her eldest niece gets married!
Bai Xiao: [This is putting on airs as an aunt.]
Lin Mo: [What do you mean by putting on airs? According to the generation, I am her aunt! I have to choose a good thing for my eldest niece to make up for her! Lin Mo
took out a big wooden box from the corner, and then took out a huge golden peony hairpin from it. The peony was bigger than her face.
Lin Ran: ...
Bai Xiao: ...
Excuse me, what are you going to do! When did you get a single hairpin like this?
"How about it, rich and expensive, right? Isn't it particularly beautiful!"
Lin Mo held the big hairpin with shining eyes, looking at his elder sister with a different expression.
Lin Ran was silent for a while and said seriously: "Put down this big thing of yours, I will prepare your makeup gift for you." This thing is rich and expensive, but it is a bit embarrassing to give it away!
Other people's jewelry is exquisite, can this big thing really be worn on the head!
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This time, Lin Mo actually saw the speechless look in her sister's eyes, and she began to speak for her big golden peony.
"Sister, what's wrong with your look? Isn't my peony good? As the saying goes, flowers bloom and wealth comes. What about golden peony? This is a golden peony!"
Lin Ran: "So, are you going to give your big golden peony to someone else? Your face is bigger than hers. On what occasion would you wear such a big golden peony!"
Nowadays, popular jewelry is more delicate. Although this peony is also more delicate, anything will look bulky when it is made too big. It is best to have one that is neither too big nor too small.
Even Bai Xiao couldn't help but persuade Lin Mo: [Mo Mo, you should keep this golden peony for yourself. Listen to your sister. Besides, your sister prepared a gift for you, which means you don't have to spend money yourself. Good thing!]
Yeah, it seems to be true. She doesn't have to spend money herself.
Lin Mo's mood suddenly improved, and then he happily took his golden peony back.
"Sister, thank you for preparing a gift for me. Next time, I will make you a set of exquisite headwear! Wait for me to save money for you!"
Lin Ran twitched his mouth and nodded.
I am still waiting for you to save money for me. Your monthly allowance is not enough to spend, and you spend all your monthly salary. Fortunately, Bai Xiao can go out to tell fortunes and make money.
If you deduct a little money from your pocket every month to buy me a headdress, I will have to wait for a lifetime.
In fact, the three siblings, Minister Lin and his wife, left them all their properties, and
they were divided equally among the three. Except for Lin Mo's property, which is still in the hands of Mrs. Lin, Lin Qi and Lin Ran's properties have long been managed by themselves.
Lin Qi has more or less some social engagements with his colleagues, so it is reasonable to let him spend his own money.
So men are the breadwinners, but they cannot be ignorant of the family's properties. Not doing anything is one thing, but not understanding something is another. It is best to be able to do something and understand it.
Lin Ran gave him his share earlier to train his ability. After all, he will have to deal with these things when he gets married
. At that time, he will not only have to take care of his dowry income, but also the affairs of the man's family. This can be regarded as laying the foundation in advance. As for Lin Mo, Minister Lin and his wife did not expect her to get married. Anyway, there is a live-in son-in-law now. Although he has not yet figured it out, there is no rush. Anyway, this little bastard has not figured it out.
As for why she is not given the industry to manage, if she is given the industry to manage, then she is really waiting for bankruptcy. This little bastard is a jerk, but he really has no talent for doing business.
In fact, the couple thought that the two sisters would find a son-in-law. Anyway, the family industry is also divided, and there will be no conflicts in the future.
During this time, Minister Lin also bought the two houses opposite and next door, one for Lin Ran and one for Lin Mo.
When the two girls get married, they can live in the house if they want, and they can live separately if they want.
If there is a conflict between the sister-in-law and the younger sister-in-law, this can also avoid the conflict.
It has to be said that these parents really worry about their children and have thought of everything.
However, their eldest son and County Lord Hua Yao probably don't care about these little things.
Yes, the relationship between these two people is getting better and better. Lin Mo takes Man Jingcheng to eat melons every day, and Lin Qi seizes every opportunity to pursue his wife.
Not to mention, Lin Mo is really beautiful when she dresses up, not worse than her sister at all.
She walks around outside every day with no makeup on. People only know that she looks very similar to Minister Lin, almost like they were carved from the same mold. But after putting on makeup, the feminine temperament on her face becomes stronger, and it is not so androgynous.
"Well, you are really worthy of being my sister. You are so beautiful."
Lin Ran held Lin Mo's face with love in his hands. His own children are good no matter how you look at them.
Lin Mo smiled and was not used to this. She always wanted to wipe her face with her hands, and the hairpins on her head were so heavy!
I don't know how her sister lives with all these things on her head every day. She feels uncomfortable after carrying them for a while.
She still likes to wear a bun with no makeup on. Fortunately, it is only like this for one day. If it is like this every day, she will not even be interested in eating melons.
When they saw the two sisters coming out, Minister Lin, Madam Lin, and Lin Qi's eyes lit up.
Lin Ran dresses up exquisitely every day, and they are used to seeing her like this today, but this little one is dressed up like this for the first time.
Even the last birthday party was not dressed up so meticulously, mainly because the makeup on Lin Mo's face this time was carefully drawn by Lin Ran.
She had wanted to help her sister with makeup for a long time, especially to do makeup on a face that looks so similar to her father. The five people in the west house also helped her father with makeup.
"Not bad, not bad, today you look like a girl. You two sisters should chat with the bride more when you get to the Taiwei Mansion, and prepare the makeup gifts."
For the first time, Madam Lin felt that she had given birth to two daughters, instead of two sons and a girl.
"Don't worry, mother. I've prepared everything. I've prepared Mo'er's too."
Lin Ran asked two maids to bring two wooden boxes over.
Lin Mo: "Actually, I prepared something myself, but my sister said it was inappropriate."
Minister Lin looked at his eldest daughter: "What did she prepare?"
Lin Ran was silent for two seconds and said: "She prepared a huge golden peony hairpin. The golden peony is bigger than a person's face, and it's not light."
Everyone in the Lin family: ... Come on, you shouldn't have any expectations for your gift.
"Okay, okay, we should go out. Ran'er, take care of yourself and your sister."
Subtext: Look out for Lin Mo!
Lin Ran nodded. It's just a wedding banquet. Nothing will go wrong, right?
The Taiwei Mansion is now full of joy. When the Lin family members came, the Taiwei personally came out to greet them.
"Hahaha, the three Lords Lin are here, please come in."
"Lord Lin is really radiant today."
Lin Mo smiled a little embarrassedly: "You're welcome, brother is also radiant today."
When she said the word "brother", the whole atmosphere froze for two seconds.
Lin Mo looked around, wondering why they looked at her so strangely.
[Xiaobai, why are they looking at me with such strange eyes.]
Bai Xiao hid in her sleeve and said: [I don't know, maybe you really look good today, but you and the general really look like two generations apart. Your great aunt married his grandfather, and his great grandmother is your great aunt. This generation gap is really unique.]
The smile on the general's face was about to freeze, and the Lin family members also lowered their heads and bit their lips. There was nothing they could do. This girl's generation gap was correct, and it was not wrong for her to call him brother.
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Looking at the stiff smile of the general, Lin Mo asked with special concern: "Brother, is your face cramped? Do you need my father to rub it for you?"
The Minister Lin who was suddenly mentioned: ...Why do you want me to rub it for him? Can't he rub it himself?
The general quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I can rub it myself."
Lin Mo thought he was shy because of his expression, "Oh, don't be shy, it's okay for my dad, as an elder, to rub your face. You are not only colleagues but also the relationship between elders and juniors. There is no need to be so unfamiliar."
Bai Xiao: [That's right, why be so unfamiliar? The relationship between relatives still needs to be maintained. Although we are a little far away, we are still blood relatives. How about you reach out and rub the general's face? ]
Lin Mo: [Is this appropriate? It's a bit inappropriate, right? ]
Bai Xiao: [What's inappropriate about this? Isn't the general your brother? ]
Everyone: !!! What bullshit are you talking about!
The general was so frightened that his expression was distorted. He quickly rubbed his face vigorously, tried to smile very brightly and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I can rub it myself, you go in first, many people have already arrived, let's chat together first."
Hurry up and go in, little ancestor! Go and harm others first!
Although he knew that his family had a little kinship with the Lin family, he didn't expect that his generation score was so low!
He was actually of the same generation as this little devil. He wouldn't die young if he called him brother behind his back!
The more the general thought about it, the more scared he felt.
Lin Mo was pulled to the backyard by his sister. The bride's yard was very lively now. Basically all the girls who played well with the bride came over.
"Oh, Miss Lin and Master Xiao Lin are here. Master Xiao Lin looks really good today, even more eye-catching than usual."
"Yes, yes, I've known that Master Xiao Lin is a beauty, but I didn't expect that she would be so stunning after a little dressing up."
The people around her kept praising Lin Mo as if they were flattering someone, and Lin Mo was so flattered that she began to float.
"No, no, no, it's all because of my father's good birth."
Lin Ran: ...
The girls who just praised her: ... You said that we don't know how to respond, are we supposed to follow suit and praise Minister Lin for his good birth?
Although this is the fact, we can't say anything about our elders.
The eldest lady of the Taiwei Mansion said quickly: "Let's drink some tea first. It's not time yet, don't rush."
ââIt is said that the bride's wedding day is the most beautiful, especially the bride who marries the one she loves.
The eldest lady is indeed a little different from usual today. It feels that her eyes are shining.
"Niece, I don't have any good gifts for you, so I'll give you this."
Lin Mo brought a wooden box over. Inside was a gold and jade bracelet prepared by Lin Ran. The carvings on it were extremely exquisite.
Lin Ran sighed helplessly and took out her own gift. Hers was an exquisite necklace.
The eldest lady was completely stunned by her calling her niece.
No, how did I become your niece?
Bai Xiao: [The gift prepared by your sister is really beautiful, much more beautiful than your big golden peony. Lin Mo
: My big golden peony is also very beautiful. Don't you feel proud to give it to others? This one is my niece, so I took out my treasured big golden peony.
People beside him: ... Did something happen that we don't know about? What big golden peony? And what's the matter with this niece?
Lin Mo smiled brightly at the beautiful bride, "You look really beautiful today. To be honest, if my sister hadn't told me that we are related, I wouldn't know you are my niece. Your great-grandmother is my great-aunt. Isn't it a coincidence?"
The eldest lady twitched her lips and nodded stiffly. It was quite a coincidence. The great-aunt was the ancestor of her family, and she was inexplicably one generation lower.
"Niece, don't be afraid after you get married. If that An Mi bullies you, just tell me and I'll beat him up for you!"
"The descendants of our Lin family are not someone who can be bullied by just anyone."
The eldest lady raised her hand and whispered, "Well, I don't believe in Lin. You shouldn't be considered a descendant of the Lin family."
Bai Xiao: [Yes, it seems that you are following your father's generation here. Although your great aunt's surname is Lin, the descendants basically follow their father's generation. They shouldn't be considered a descendant of your family.]
Lin Mo: [Who cares? I say it counts.]
"It doesn't matter. You also have the blood of our Lin family flowing in your body. I think you are you."
Lin Ran held his forehead with his hand, his face full of helplessness. This girl is really talking nonsense.
But it's not a big deal, and it can be considered some good words.
Just as she had this thought, Lin Mo picked up the small stick hanging on his belt.
This small stick can actually shrink, but I don't know why this stick looks familiar.
Lin Mo stuffed the small stick into the eldest lady's hand, and then said firmly: "This is also for you. This stick is what my mother used to educate me since I was a child. It is guaranteed not to cause serious injuries but it hurts when it hits people. When you have children in the future, you can use this to educate them. This is a gift for girls."
"Why did you bring this thing here too!" Lin Ran's voice was almost broken.
When did this girl bring this thing here, could it be stolen?
Bai Xiao: [No, when did you bring this thing here? What will your mother use to punish you after you take it? You are transferring your pain to others! ã
Lin Mo: [How can you say that? I have been taught by this thing for more than ten years. It is time to let it change its owner. It has been nourished by my flesh and blood. If this thing has spirituality, it is estimated that it can become a spirit. ã
The eldest lady of the Taiwei Mansion thanked her awkwardly. This should not be for the purpose of giving gifts. This is just to give this stick away.
The group of girls standing next to them are almost going crazy from laughing.
Lady Xiaolin is really worthy of being Lady Xiaolin. You will never guess what she is thinking.
They were really curious. If Mrs. Lin found out that the stick she used to teach Master Xiaolin was missing, would Master Xiaolin be punished?
Suddenly, they were looking forward to the follow-up of this incident. They hoped that Master Xiaolin would be beaten up.
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The next thing is the groom picks up the bride. Lin Mo is pulled by her sister to watch in the crowd. It is really lively.
When the lady leaves, the general has people scatter wedding money at the door. It is all some broken silver and copper plates, mostly copper plates.
Lin Ran originally pulled Lin Mo, but the girl disappeared in an instant.
The next second, she saw her silly sister with dazzling pearls and jade on her head picking up money with excitement.
Bai Xiao was also very enthusiastic to point out where there is more money.
[To your left, to your left, there is a large piece of broken silver on your left! ã
ãThere is a copper plate in front, and there is a piece of broken silver under the copper plate! ã
ãThere is a piece of broken silver under the buttocks of that maid, hurry up and pick it up! ã
Lin Mo really hits wherever he points, and the harvest is very rich, but when picking up the broken silver under someone's buttocks, he accidentally touched the person's buttocks.
"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to touch you, I just wanted to pick up the broken silver under your buttocks."
The maid who was also picking up the silver: ...
No, you are a lady of a court official, how can you pick up silver on the ground like us! Don't you want face?
Lin Mo: Face, what is face, can you eat it.
Lin Ran was blocked outside the crowd and looked anxious.
You have enough food, clothes and money at home, why are you competing with others for small change!
How shameful! I feel ashamed for you even if you don't feel ashamed!
Fortunately, my parents didn't come out, otherwise they would be so angry to death after seeing this scene.
Although Minister Lin and his wife didn't see it, everyone else saw it.
Looking at Lin Mo, who was moving flexibly among the crowd, everyone felt very complicated.
Lord Xiaolin is really simple, he doesn't care about face, nor does he care about false etiquette, he is extremely simple! The person
in front of him is Lin Mo, and everyone is embarrassed.
The general regretted why he wanted to spend this money, why he felt a little embarrassed and what was going on.
After picking up all the silver, Lin Mo raised his head excitedly and said with a flushed face: "Brother! This is really generous! This is my monthly pocket money, hahahaha."
The general was silent for two seconds: "...as long as you are happy."
The news that Lin Mo picked up the money soon reached the ears of others. Those officials were drinking originally, but they all laughed when they heard about it.
Emperor Xuande praised him and said: "A penny is still money. Lin Mo really has my style! He is worthy of being someone I value!"
Eunuch Li said silently beside him: "But Lord Xiao Lin picks up money to spend, while Your Majesty keeps all the money and never uses it. There is still a difference between the two of you."
Emperor Xuande: ...Don't talk when you shouldn't! I said we are alike, and we are!
The participants of this wedding were really great. When Lin Mo left, she smiled so hard that her teeth were exposed. You could see her back teeth if you were close.
"Hahahaha, next time someone gets married, you can call me again. I'll come over to save face for everyone!"
Lin Mo waved to everyone generously, and the words were very loyal.
Everyone agreed with a smile: "Of course, of course. If Lord Xiao Lin can really come, it will be a great honor for our humble family."
Bai Xiao: [Silently! I know whose family is going to have a wedding next month. The Zhao Hanlin family is going to marry a daughter-in-law! ]
Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he heard this. He can go make money again!
Zhao Hanlin, who also came to attend the wedding: ...
Minister Lin and Mrs. Lin have already hidden in the carriage.
It's so embarrassing, it's really so embarrassing! What's embarrassing? That little bastard is embarrassed by them.
"Hurry up and pull your sister back. Don't let her embarrass herself outside."
Minister Lin kicked his son out. Lin Qi didn't say a word and was outside the carriage the next second.
No, why me! Isn't Ran'er also okay!
Lin Mo is now having a great time with the officials. Everyone is surrounding her in the middle. People who don't know her would think she is some kind of high-ranking official.
"I'm sorry to bother you all. I have something to do at home, so I'll take my little sister away first. You can have a good chat later if you have time."
After saying that, Lin Qi carried her away. Lin Mo lay on her brother's shoulder and waved goodbye to the others in a particularly good mood.
"Goodbye, goodbye. See you tomorrow at court."
The officials also imitated her and waved: "Okay, okay, goodbye to Lord Xiao Lin too."
How come Lord Xiao Lin's mood has improved every day?
As long as he is in a bad mood, he can get better instantly by just asking about her affairs. It's really good to have such a lively person. It's
just that when others are happy, Lin Mo is not very happy.
After returning home, Mrs. Lin found that her teaching stick was missing.
"Tell me, why did my little stick disappear?"
Mrs. Lin looked at Lin Mo with a particularly serious expression on her face.
Minister Lin sat next to her drinking tea. He never interfered when his wife educated the children. It was their blessing to be educated by his wife.
Lin Qi and Lin Ran also started talking about poetry, but they just ignored the look of help from Lin Mo.
Bai Xiao hid in Lin Mo's sleeve and said gloatingly: "I said you would be finished after you came back. Why did you give away the little stick that your mother used to punish you? You didn't really think that your mother would not punish you after you gave this thing away.
Lin Mo: I just thought that thing was too evil, so I wanted to give it away.
Haha, evil, what could be as evil as you!
People call you the little devil, what else can be as evil as you? Mrs.
Lin almost laughed when she heard Bai Xiao's words. This girl is really amazing. She actually gave this thing to someone else.
"Lin Moer, don't think I don't know what you're thinking. I really thought I couldn't deal with you if that little stick disappeared, right? I'll give you one day to find me a new stick. It must not be worse than that one!"
Lin Mo raised his head abruptly, his eyes widened, and he looked incredulous: "Mother! You are too cruel, aren't you? You actually asked me to find a stick to deal with me by myself. What's the difference between this and asking a prisoner to find a knife to kill himself!" Cruel!
It's really too cruel! I've never seen such cruelty.
Madam Lin nodded and left with a wave of her sleeves. Minister Lin looked at Lin Mo, shook his head, and left with his wife.
"Otherwise, Madam, please don't be angry. Don't get yourself hurt."
Lin Mo asked Bai Xiao with great sadness: [So this is what parents really love and their children are just accidents? In my father's eyes, there is only my mother! ]
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Lin Mo was very resistant to finding a tool to educate herself, but her behavior was honest.
In order to find a suitable tool, she even went outside to look for it.
Seeing Lin Mo holding a wooden stick as thick as her forearm, Bai Xiao asked her seriously: "Are you not going to live if you take this back?"
This stick can knock you into the ground!
Lin Mo said embarrassedly: "Then I can't find this one, the others are either too brittle or too thin, the thinner the better. If I take this back, maybe my mother won't be able to kill me, and I can escape this disaster."
This idea is good, but it is only a thought.
Bai Xiao: "I think you should just dream. Your parents have beaten you to a certain limit. After all, they have been beating you for more than ten years. They know how to hurt you without getting hurt. Even if you bring this stick back, I think your mother can figure out how to beat you with it."
Lin Mo: ...It seems to make sense.
Why is mother such a beautiful woman so violent! Isn't it better to be a beautiful woman!
Seeing Lin Mo getting more and more embarrassed, Bai Xiao came up with a solution for her.
"Anyway, you are just a stick that is neither thick nor thin and doesn't hurt people, right? I have a candidate here. He has such a stick at home, and there is more than one."
Hearing this, Lin Mo suddenly felt like he had found hope, "Who, who, who, hurry up and tell me! This person Jian Shou is my savior! He actually has a stick that can hit people without hurting them!"
Bai Xiao smiled, and this pretty face actually had a hint of obscenity.
"Go find the prince. The couple has a lot of tools, such as sticks and Jian Shou, which are all used for fun."
What the hell! Are you serious about what you said?
Lin Mo rubbed his ears, thinking that he had heard it wrong, "What did you say, say it again?"
Bai Xiao repeated what he just said, and Lin Mo's eyes were about to fall out.
"So you want me to ask the prince for sex toys! And then let my mother beat me with these sex toys, what do you think!"
Bai Xiao also knew that this matter sounded a bit weird, but there was nothing that could be done about it.
"Anyway, this is the only place that has them. Other families either use that kind of wood chips or wooden boards. Anyway, beating people with them is more painful than the stick you sent out last time. You don't have to go. Anyway, I'm not the one who gets beaten."
Bai Xiao felt that his life was so comfortable now. He ate, drank and played every day. The Lin family treated him very well. From time to time, he could see the programs starring Lin Mo and get beaten in public.
You say this life is comfortable or not. Jian Shou has never had a more comfortable life than this.
Lin Mo was really embarrassed in her heart. Although she was shameless, she was not so shameless!
It would be so embarrassing to ask first, but if she didn't ask first, what if the other person didn't understand? This matter must not be asked to the prince, because it would be a different matter if he misunderstood.
(Prince: Lord Xiaolin, you really think too much.)
"Go! I'll go! It's just a stick, I'll go find the Crown Princess!"
The world is big, but I am the biggest! In order to suffer less from being beaten in the future, she risked it!
She also thought about asking the lady of the Taiwei Mansion to return the stick she had given, but as the saying goes, a gift once given is spilled, and if you want to take something back after giving it to someone, it will not only slap yourself in the face, but also slap others.
After all, she is her niece, she can't do this!
That afternoon, Lin Mo took Bai Xiao to the East Palace.
This place is not open to anyone, but the guard at the door was very nice. After seeing her, he took the initiative to report.
"Lady Xiaolin is here. Why is she here? Please invite her in quickly!"
"Bring up the flowers, fruits, snacks and tea, and put the cushions on the back of the chair."
The Crown Princess sat on the chair and directed everyone. She was not pregnant yet, and she still looked very slim.
When Lin Mo was led in, his eyes looked around.
Apart from other things, the environment of this East Palace is very beautiful, better than her small courtyard.
But then again, why is there no grass in her bare little courtyard!
Yes, there is no grass now. Could it be that the feng shui of her courtyard is not good? It shouldn't be.
"Your humble servant pays respect to the Crown Princess." Lin Mo's bow almost threw Bai Xiao out.
[Be gentle! I almost flew into the Crown Princess' face!]
Bai Xiao's heart was almost jumped out of his chest by her fright. If you want to perform a formal ceremony, at least let me prepare.
The Crown Princess looked at Lin Mo, and the smile on her face seemed to be happier than seeing the Crown Prince.
"Lord Xiao Lin, there is no need to be polite. I wonder what brings you here today."
Lin Mo thought for a moment, chuckled, and said a little embarrassedly: "Then Crown Princess, may I ask if you have one of those thin little sticks here, the kind that doesn't hurt too much when you hit someone."
As soon as she said this, the Crown Princess' smile almost froze, and the palace maids and eunuchs quickly lowered their heads.
What is this little ancestor doing here! Why is she asking the Crown Princess for such a thing!
The people who serve the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess naturally know what kind of personalities this couple has, so they all know what Lin Mo described.
The Crown Princess took a sip of tea to suppress the shock in her heart, "I don't know what Lord Xiaolin needs a stick for. If you need a stick, aren't there sticks everywhere outside?"
Speaking of Lin Mo, she had something to say. She said with a face full of grievance, "It's all my mother. I just gave the stick that she often used to educate me as a gift to someone else, and she asked me to find one. Tell me, is she cruel or not!"
"It's fine to beat me with a stick, but you actually asked me to find a stick. I've searched everywhere but couldn't find a suitable one. Either it's too thin and it hurts, or it's too thick. I really have no other choice."
The Crown Princess and all the palace maids and eunuchs present: ...So it's because of this.
The Crown Princess breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. Although she knew that the affair between her and the Crown Prince had been leaked, it was still very embarrassing to be told to her face.
"Someone, bring me the stick in my room."
Bai Xiao: [The Crown Princess is really nice. She wants the yellow one! The yellow one hurts the least!]
Lin Mo quickly said, "Crown Princess, do you have a yellow stick? I like yellow."
Well, this excuse is good, she just likes yellow.
The Crown Princess's mouth twitched, and she said with a stiff smile, "Of course, you can, then take the yellow stick."
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After getting the stick, Lin Mo was overjoyed.
Not to mention, this stick is pretty good-looking, with a yellow handle and carved patterns on the stick, it looks like an exquisite work of art.
After leaving the East Palace, Lin Mo found a corner to release Bai Xiao, and then stuffed the stick into his hand.
"Hit me with this and see if it hurts."
Bai Xiao: ... There's no need for that.
Lin Mo urged, "Hurry up!"
Bai Xiao took a deep breath. Since she asked so, he had to meet her request.
He took the stick and pulled it out. Lin Mo was stunned for a moment, and then he felt that his butt was hit, but it really didn't hurt!
"Hahaha! It really doesn't hurt! What kind of magical treasure is this!"
Bai Xiao explained, "This stick is made of soft wood, and the middle of the stick is hollow, so it won't hurt when you hit someone."
With this treasure, Lin Mo went home with his head held high, and then handed the stick to his mother.
Looking at this exquisite stick, Mrs. Lin picked it up and looked at it, "Where did you get this stick from?"
Minister Lin and Lin Qi Lin Ran were also very curious, mainly because this stick was too exquisite, it was definitely not something that was found casually.
And what good things could this girl find in an afternoon? They all thought that this girl would just pick up a stick outside and bring it back.
Lin Mo said honestly, "I asked someone for it."
Lin Ran: "So you went to the eldest lady of the Taiwei Mansion to get the stick back?" The gift that was given out is being returned?
Bai Xiao stood by and couldn't help but complain in his heart: [What? This guy asked the Crown Princess for it. This is the private item of the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess. ]
Lin Family West: !!! What the hell! The private item of the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess!
What is this bastard thinking? It might as well be picking up a stick outside!
"Hurry up and tell me in detail how you got this stick and who gave it to you!"
Looking at the serious face of Minister Lin, Lin Mo shrank his neck and whispered: "Didn't you just ask me to find the stick? Anyway, I didn't steal it."
"Mom and Dad, you can't scold me. I have met your requirements and found the stick. If there is nothing else, I will leave first. I am really exhausted after a day of hard work today. I have to go back and take a good bath and sleep."
After saying that, Lin Mo ran away quickly, and Bai Xiao didn't react.
[No, wait for me! Don't leave me here alone, I'm scared! ]
Bai Xiao quickly followed, and the back of that figure looked very flustered.
The westerner of the Lin family sitting in the main hall: ...What are you afraid of? What is there to be afraid of? Can we eat you?
"This little bastard girl, doesn't she feel embarrassed? The Crown Princess actually gave this thing to her. What should she do now? Should she ask someone to send this thing back?"
Mrs. Lin was really worried to death. If she had known, she would not have assigned this task to this little bastard. Minister
Lin: "Don't send it. Anyway, the things have been taken back, and everyone knows what kind of character this little bastard is."
Minister Lin is really getting calmer and calmer now. He was always afraid that Lin Mo would cause a big incident of exterminating the nine clans.
But now he really let it go. This little bastard never makes big mistakes, but always makes small ones, and everyone is very tolerant of her.
The Lin family has never done anything illegal. He has been an official for decades and has never been partial to anyone, so nothing can happen. At most, it will just make people laugh.
There is a joke. Anyway, people have seen a lot of it, so it doesn't matter if there are one or two. Now his whole idea is that more debts will not worry you. The prince
also knew about this after he went back. He opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.
"This Lin Mo really shocks me again and again. Doesn't she feel shy?"
The princess said in a low voice, "She won't feel shy even if you are shy. This girl is born with a lack of brains."
The prince: ...
But what he said is true. No matter who is shy in the world, Lin Mo will not be shy. This person is just stupid and has a lack of brains. She lives happily every day.
When other people traveled to ancient times, they would either be scheming and fighting or assimilated by the ancient times and become sick with worry. But she was just like a fish in water.
This matter also reached the ears of the emperor, who was shocked.
"How come Lin Mo is getting more and more naive in her words and deeds! She is almost going to keep the fact that she has special abilities a secret!"
Eunuch Li: "Who said it wasn't? We still have to spend a lot of effort to help her hide it and cover it up. I heard that she just gave away the stick that Madam Lin used to teach her today, and Madam Lin asked her to go out and find it, and the small system told her that it was in the East Palace."
Emperor Xuande: ... It really makes people speechless.
But he thought of something very interesting.
"Tsk! As a monarch and father, it shouldn't be a big deal for me to care about my subjects. Isn't Lin Mo looking for all kinds of sticks? Take out the sticks that the late emperor used to educate the princes and send them all to the Lin Mansion!"
Hahahaha, just thinking about it, he can imagine the scene of Lin Mo being beaten with those sticks. It makes him happy just thinking about it!
Eunuch Li looked at the emperor hesitantly, and finally went to do it.
The Lin family was getting ready to go to bed when the person who delivered the teaching sticks arrived. Seeing the whole box of sticks sent by the little eunuch, Lin Mo was about to split.
[No! Why did the emperor send sticks over! ]
Bai Xiao: [Because he knows that you were looking for sticks today, and you went to the East Palace today, he would definitely know.
The eunuch smiled and said to Minister Lin: "Mr. Minister, these are gifts from the Emperor to Mr. Xiao Lin. The Emperor heard that Mr. Xiao Lin was looking for a stick today, so he specially asked someone to pack some sticks. These are all used by the previous emperor." Lin
Mo looked at the eunuch with tears in his eyes and said: "How can I refuse? I have already found the sticks. I really don't need these sticks."
The little eunuch smiled and shook his head: "I can't refuse. Refusing is disobeying the emperor's order. These are the emperor's love for you."
Lin Mo pouted and burst into tears, "Wuwuwuwu, bullying is bullying! Wuwuwuwu!"
Minister Lin and the others were almost going crazy trying to hold back their laughter. You finally made this little devil cry, but why is it so funny when you cry?
Bai Xiao: [Don't cry, don't cry. What's there to cry about? These sticks were used by the previous emperor to beat people decades ago. They have been stored in the warehouse for many years and have been eaten by worms. They are hollow in the middle and can be broken easily. If you use these dozens of sticks to hit your butt, your butt will probably turn red, and it will heal the next day.
Lin Mo stopped crying immediately. Are you telling the truth? Bai Xiao: Really. I have nothing wrong, why would
I lie to you?
Chapter 175 The Zhao Family's Bride Eloped
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Chapter 175 The bride of the Zhao family eloped
After he said that, everyone looked at the box of sticks with different eyes.
So they sent a bunch of broken things?
But after all, they were sent by the emperor, so just leave them there.
After Xiao Taiyang went back, he also told the emperor about this matter. Emperor Xuande slapped his forehead and said regretfully: "How could I forget about this matter? It has been decades and the sticks are almost rotten."
These things have been piled up in the warehouse since the death of the previous emperor. No one has taken care of them. It would be strange if they didn't rot in this dark and damp corner.
"Alas, it seems that I won't be able to see this good show."
Lin Mo immediately returned to a good mood after her crisis was resolved. She is now preparing to attend the wedding banquet of Zhao Hanlin's son.
Zhao Hanlin's family was really in a panic now.
"There hasn't been any mess in our family recently, right? There hasn't been any mess in your family either,
right? If there has been any mess, then you shouldn't show up on the day of your elder brother's wedding." Zhao Hanlin called all the people in his family to hold a meeting, and Jian Shou was more nervous than receiving the emperor.
Mrs. Zhao looked at her husband's nervous expression and comforted him, saying, "Don't you know what kind of family tradition our family has? We have never done anything against the law. If there was really a problem in our family, Lady Xiaolin would not have come to the wedding banquet."
Zhao Hanlin was silent for two seconds, "Do you really think she would not come to the wedding banquet if there was a problem in our family? Why do I feel that she would be more enthusiastic to come?"
Everyone present: ... It seems to be true.
"Dad and Mom, don't worry, we have never done anything against the law. Even if Lady Xiaolin comes, he can't find any fault with us."
Their family tradition is strict, how could they do something wrong.
I don't know if they will do it, but this wedding banquet will definitely not be quiet.
The relationship between the Lin family and the Zhao family is average, but they also need to come over to go through the process.
When Lin Mo followed his family over, he looked all the way, [Xiaobai, why do I feel that Hanlin Zhao's house is so small.]
Bai Xiao: [This is just the front yard you see, the back is very big.]
At this moment, the Zhao family was really terrified. Their yard is indeed very large, but it was left by their ancestors. They definitely did not embezzle or accept bribes!
When receiving guests, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were a little quiet for a while, because their mouths were blocked by food, and all their thoughts were on food.
I have to say that Mrs. Zhao was foresighted. She knew that these two were foodies, so she prepared a lot of food just to shut their mouths and attract their attention.
After eating these things, the two people were restless again.
Bai Xiaole said excitedly: [Big melon, big melon, there is a super big melon today! ]
Everyone present was shocked, and the Zhao family almost fainted from fright.
Lin Mo was already interested, [Then tell me what the big melon is, is it related to what happened today? ]
Bai Xiao: [It is very related, it is about the Zhao family. They are marrying a daughter-in-law, but the bride eloped! ]
Everyone present: !!!
The Zhao family: !!!
The bride eloped! How could she elope! How could she elope after getting married!
Bai Xiao: [The bride eloped this morning. It was too late when the Li family found out, so they had no choice but to let the bride's personal maid pretend to be the bride. Now the maid is getting ready to get on the sedan chair.]
Lin Mo was shocked when he heard this, [Oh my god! A substitute bride! What kind of novel development is this!]
[This is a very exciting plot. The maid is the protagonist, and the eloped bride is the supporting role. After the maid got married, she concealed her identity and lived happily with Master Zhao. Just when the couple's relationship was getting better, the original bride came back. ã
ãAfter suffering outside, she became much more realistic. Seeing her maid become a distinguished young lady, she suddenly became jealous and forced the maid to exchange identities with her. Then a series of love, hatred and vengeance began to develop. In the end, the original bride withdrew from the stage due to her own actions, and the maid and Master Zhao lived happily together. ã
All the novels that Lin Mo had read before suddenly popped up in his mind. The plot of this story can be guessed with his toes!
ãIsn't it! Does the plot I'm talking about fit the current situation very well? ã
Bai Xiao was stunned by her words. ãWhy don't you write a storybook yourself? I think you should make money by writing this. ã
Others were also shocked when they heard this. Master Zhao, who was about to go to the wedding, was in a very complicated mood.
After hearing that his bride eloped, he was angry and sad. He was considered a young talent in the capital, so why did she elope?
But after hearing the explanation from this young ancestor, his sad mood disappeared without a trace.
Lin Mo was still talking about his thoughts: [Who did the bride elope with? How come I don't know what rank of official he is in the Li family? He wanted his daughter to elope and even asked her to marry him instead. What was he thinking?]
Bai Xiao: [It's normal that you don't know the Li family. His eldest son took the exam together with your brother. He is also a small official. The family has only one promising person. ã
ãIt was because of this Mr. Li that Mr. Zhao and Miss Li had some interactions. Miss Li was pretty, and if she married Mr. Zhao, the Li and Zhao families would be in-laws, and the Li family would be able to move up a level. ã
ãHowever, Miss Li was not a very good person. At first, she really liked Mr. Zhao, otherwise the two families would not have arranged this marriage. Later, because of her brother, she often attended various banquets, and the people she interacted with were not noble ladies of high birth. After all, her status was not high enough. Most of the people she interacted with were the daughters or sisters of minor officials like her, and some daughters of wealthy merchants. ã
ãAs you know, most of the daughters of wealthy families dress magnificently and exquisitely, and spend money generously. After seeing these scenes of lavish spending, Miss Li changed. Although the Zhao family has official positions and both father and son are officials, they are not too rich, so she began to be picky. ãAfter
listening to what Bai Xiao said, Lin Mo didn't know how to describe this Miss Li.
Your status is not as high as others, yet you are still picky about them, and this is after you have decided on the marriage. There is really something wrong with you!