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Chapter 191 Four people can't come together

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Chapter 191 Four people can't come together to make a plan

After the court session, Minister Lin wanted to take Lin Mo home as soon as possible, so that the Minister of Personnel would not bring up the topic again, but he was still a step too late.

"Minister Lin, you really need to think about it carefully. The relationship between our two families is not bad, and it's okay to become godparents. Little Lin will also have an extra brother to protect her."

The Minister of Personnel said it with sincerity, and he just wanted to promote his son.

Lin Mo, who was standing next to him, was confused when he heard it. [Xiaobai, what's going on? Why does he want the stupid beauty to let my father be her godfather? What happened?]

Bai Xiao: [This is how things developed. Let me tell you in detail. 】

Everyone here slowed down their pace and listened carefully. Originally, after the court session, everyone had to go to work and return home, but now they were all stuck here, and everyone was pretending to chat and greet each other.

【Doesn't the stupid beauty always encounter some messy things, but every time you turn the bad into good, then the Minister of Personnel and his wife think that you are the lucky star of the stupid beauty, so they want to bring him to your house to recognize him as a godparent.】

Lin Mo: 【That's not right. If he wants to get some of my blessings, shouldn't he recognize me? Why does he have to recognize my father?】

Lin Mo's question was really serious, but it sounded a bit strange to everyone.

The Minister of Personnel almost choked on his own saliva.

Little ancestor! You are kidding! You are younger than my son, why do you want my son to come over and recognize you as his godmother? Do you think it is possible?

A girl who just turned 16 years old, can she have a godson who is two years older than her? Isn't this a joke?

Bai Xiao also felt that what Lin Mo said was right. [I also think their idea is a bit problematic. He should bring Ben Meiren to recognize you as his godmother. Wouldn't the relationship be closer this way? It is natural for a godmother to protect her son!]

Everyone was speechless. No wonder they said that you two can play together and be tied to each other. With your old ways, if you are tied to someone else, you will be doomed.

If this system is bound to someone else, they probably won't understand what the other person means.

Minister Lin's face was embarrassed. It was really bad to hear the girl's inner voice. They could hear everything this girl was thinking. It was a bit embarrassing.

"Well, Minister, you can't be careless about the matter of recognizing a godparent. If you want to recognize this godparent because of some other things, then I don't think it's necessary. Whether you recognize it or not, we will help you if we can."

After all, this bastard of his family was really enthusiastic when it came to worrying about other people's affairs, and he was always available.

"If possible, you can let the two children play together more. My little bastard, oh no, my little daughter usually hangs out with her little Bai, and doesn't have any other playmates. If you have nothing to do, you can let Mr. Qin come to play with her."

Lin Mo: [I just heard my father call me a little bastard, right? I didn't hear it wrong, right?]

Bai Xiao answered happily: [Congratulations, little bastard, you didn't hear it wrong!]

Everyone was trying to hold back their laughter, and Minister Lin turned his head away with a guilty conscience.

He got used to scolding her every day, and he didn't change it for a while.

The Minister of Personnel suddenly woke up, yes!

Lord Xiaolin has a cheerful and generous personality. It might be better if she got along well with him first. She couldn't just watch her friend get cheated.

Although Lord Xiaolin might be willing to watch some minor tricks, he would never be careless when it comes to major events. He would let his son play with Lord Xiaolin more often.

"Your Excellency Shangshu is right. I was impatient. Lord Xiaolin probably wouldn't mind having another playmate."

Lin Mo shook his head quickly, "No, no, the more fun people come, the better!"

The smile on the corner of the mouth of the Minister of Personnel froze immediately. What does "the more fun people come, the better" mean? Do you think I'm giving you toys?

After Qin Zheng learned that his father wanted him to have more contact with Lin Mo, he agreed without thinking.

"I'll call Zheng'an along as well."

The Minister of Personnel took a sip of tea and waved his hand casually: "You can call whoever you want, just build a good relationship with Lady Kobayashi, and don't follow her example and do some messy things."

Qin Zheng asked seriously: "What if Lady Kobayashi insists on doing some messy things, and wants my help? Should I help her or not? As a friend, it would be a bit bad if I don't help."

This question really stumped the Minister of Personnel. He should be able to help, right? Lady Kobayashi should not do anything against the will of heaven, at most he would do something immoral.

"If she asks, then you can help, if it's too much, you can refuse."

Too much? Lord Xiaolin's matter should not be too excessive, so father's meaning is that he can help!

That afternoon, the stupid beauty took Hua Kongque to the Lin Mansion.

Hua Kongque didn't want to come at first, but the Minister of Personnel and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple had talked about it, and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple and the Minister of Personnel had the same idea.

Isn't it just bringing the son along?

Anyway, there is no serious separation between men and women in this dynasty. Usually, there are many boys and girls playing together on the street. As long as they are not too close or too excessive, it's fine. Some girls even like to dress up as men to go out and play.

"I have met Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin. I hope Miss Lin is well. We are here to see Lord Xiaolin."

He was quite serious in treating the two elders.

Mrs. Lin smiled tenderly, "I have asked someone to call her. You must pay attention to safety when playing with my girl. If she has any excessive demands or does anything excessive, you can stop her and persuade her. Anyway, your own safety is the most important."

It was really amazing. The three parents emphasized the issue of safety, which shows how much killing power Lin Mo has in their hearts.

Lin Mo arrived before he arrived, "Old Hua and Old Stupid! You two are finally here! Let's go, I will take you to have fun today!"

Lin Mo ran over with Bai Xiao, his face full of excitement.

When they heard about the fun, the two people's eyes lit up, "Then uncle and aunt, we will leave first, and come to visit you when we have time."

After collecting the things, he ran away, with a happy back.

Lin Ran sighed and said, "She disliked our friends for being old-fashioned, so she found two friends who are not so old-fashioned, but they are a little too eccentric."

These people can't make any sense when put together. Look at the two nicknames she gave them, Peacock and Stupid Beauty, but they are quite fitting.

Chapter 192 Four people blew up the toilet together

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Chapter 192 Four people blow up the toilet together

This idiot ran all the way to an abandoned house.

Lin Mo opened the door and said proudly: "Let me show you my secret base! Isn't it very cool!"

At this moment, a gust of wind blew through, blowing away the dust in the room.

Wei Zhengan Qin Zheng: ...

Your secret base is a bit simple. How long has it been since anyone lived there?

"Master Xiaolin, how come you have a house in such a desolate place? This is already in the suburbs. I remember that this place seemed to be built by the imperial court for refugees to live in when there was a disaster in the past. Your house should be built in the same place."

Bai Xiao answered silently in his heart: [That's right, I don't know why she had to set up her secret base here. There is nothing inside, and it will be a toilet in an ordinary person's house if she doesn't perform later. How will she choose later?]

Lin Mo: [Shut up! Of course, the secret base cannot be in a place with more people. "

Anyway, you just need to know that this place is very fun. There is a peach orchard less than a mile ahead! I asked my father to buy it!"

"To the left is a vegetable field. My sister bought it for me."

"There is a small farm two miles outside the suburbs. It was given to me by my brother and my mother paid for its renovation. This secret base is in the center of these three locations. It is convenient for us to go anywhere for fun!"

Lin Mo showed off his wealth unconsciously and stunned the two men.

Qin Zheng opened his mouth slightly in shock and said, "You have so much property? Your parents and brothers and sisters are so good to you. I have nothing now and still have to rely on my parents."

Wei Zhengan didn't know what to say. He originally thought that he was rich enough, but he didn't expect that Mr. Xiaolin, who usually doesn't show off, is the richest.

The children of ordinary officials don't have much property to control before they get married and start a family. Generally, they have to wait until the truth is clear before they can slowly start to manage the family. The daughter's property is usually given as a dowry. Few people will give their daughters so much property before they get married.

"Master Xiao Lin, you are really the most unique girl in the whole capital."

Last year, when Lin Mo celebrated his birthday, Minister Lin had already bought this peach orchard and the plum forest, because he had heard Lin Mo say that there was a plum forest in the suburbs. He

originally thought that they were wild, but he didn't expect that they belonged to someone else. Since they belonged to someone else, he bought them.

Both pieces of land are now under Lin Mo's name, and the name written on the deed is also Lin Mo's, but his family didn't dare to let him keep such valuable things. All kinds of houses, estates, manors, houses, and various gold and silver treasures given to Lin Mo are now kept by Minister Lin and his wife.

Including the big golden peony that Lin Mo took out last time and said he would give it to someone, it was also given to her by Mrs. Lin as a toy when she was a child.

So Lin Mo is really not poor. The things in the room are not only priceless, but also treasures. There are all kinds of jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, not to mention the ones her parents kept for her, she also has a lot in her own room.

But she has less cash on her, and she is not stupid enough to pawn the things her parents gave her, so she cries about poverty every day.

Xi went to the small kitchen at the back to play house. This small kitchen has been tidied and is actually full of dishes.

Lin Mo said proudly, "This is the food I looted from the two swindlers' homes last time. I put them all here!"

"Come on, let's play a cooking game today. Can you two cook?"

The two shook their heads. "Everyone in the family is responsible for cooking. There are very few men who can cook."

Lin Mo shook his head and pulled Bai Xiao over first.

"Who said that there are very few men who can cook? Bai Xiao can cook. Besides, my father can cook and my brother can cook. You don't understand. It's very attractive for men to cook. Come on, I'll teach you."

These people really dared to teach and learn. However, while playing, Bai Xiao smelled the smell of melon.

[Mo Mo! Stop playing, stop playing, I smell the smell of melon! It's in that toilet! 】

The three people who were cooking stopped in their tracks. Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng looked at each other, feeling so happy.

As expected, Dad was right. It was right to come here to play with Master Xiaolin. Now we have encountered a melon!

Lin Mo was also excited. [Tell me what melon it is. Can we eat it on the spot?]

Bai Xiao answered excitedly: [Affair melon! The woman of the family in front of the toilet was having an affair with a wild man in the toilet. The woman's husband was busy in the vegetable garden next to it. Do you think they are brave?]

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air in his heart. Is it so exciting? These two people really know how to seek excitement.

[Don't they think the toilet smells bad? These toilets are all dry toilets! 】

The two people who were watching the show nearby also nodded in their hearts. Yes, yes, the toilet was really smelly. They couldn't stand it if they stayed there for a while longer. How could these two cheating people stand it?

Bai Xiao said excitedly: [I don't know what will happen now. Let's go and watch the show! 】

Lin Mo glanced at the two people who were pretending to be busy, then found an excuse and said, "You don't know where the toilet is yet, I'll take you to find the toilet first, and then you can go by yourselves if you want to relieve yourself."

The two nodded quickly. They had to go and see such an exciting thing. No matter what the excuse was, Lord Kobayashi's excuses were never very clever.

The dog walked forward stealthily. There was a patch of weeds in front of them. Lin Mo hid behind three tall men and walked on a flat ground.

Soon they saw the toilet. Lin Mo smiled and took out two small firecrackers from his pocket.

When they got closer, they heard the messy noise. Looking to the other side from this angle, they could really see a man working in the vegetable field not far away.

Lin Mo said in deliberate surprise: "Ah! We seem to have run into something big!"

Hua Kongque and Ben Meiren said with exaggerated expressions: "It's really too bad!"

Bai Xiao: "Why don't we go over and take a look, who would do such a thing in the toilet? This must be an affair. Could it be that the woman of this family is having an affair? The man busy not far away is the male owner of this family."

The two of them were really acting their own roles, and the key point was that they hadn't noticed that something was wrong with each other.

Lin Mo ran over to take a look and felt like she was about to get stye. She pretended to be sad and nodded and said, "It's true that the woman of this family is having an affair with someone else. It's really terrible. The male owner is so nice and even sent me fruit. Come! We must stop such things. These small firecrackers are for you."

These firecrackers were picked out from under the firecrackers at home when she went out. She picked a few out every day in the past two days to play with. Then her father saw that she liked to play with them, so he simply hung a long strip in her room so that she could play with them when she had nothing to do.

The thumb-sized firecrackers would explode immediately after being lit with fire. Half of the toilet was open to the air. Several people were ambushed on a slope and lit small firecrackers and threw them there just like fighting the Japanese.

"Hurry up, I've run out of them."

"You guys should aim carefully, I didn't bring much with you."

Soon, screams came from the toilet, and there was the sound of the toilet exploding.

"Ahhhh! Help! Help!"

A man and a woman rushed out of the toilet without even having time to put on their clothes, their bodies covered in dirt.

The guy lying in ambush on the hillside was almost laughing like crazy.

"Everyone, our mission was successful!"

Chapter 193 It's OK as long as we're not discovered

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Chapter 193 It's not a big deal as long as they are not discovered

Although the mission was successful, they have not left yet, after all, there is still a good show to watch later.

The movement here also attracted the man working over there. Looking at the smelly couple without clothes, the man rushed over with a hoe.

"You two dogs, are you worthy of me! Wang Ergou! I always treat you as my brother, but you treat me like this! Have you forgotten who has been helping you all these years!"

The man immediately threw the hoe over. Of course, he has not completely lost his mind, but just wanted to scare the smelly couple.

The Westerner hiding not far away was very happy to see this chaotic scene.

Lin Mo: "In our country, this kind of adultery seems to be sentenced to exile."

Bai Xiao: "Yes, it depends on whether this man will report it to the authorities."

Qin Zheng and Wei Zhengan watched with relish, "He should report it to the customs. This is making people shit on their heads. If this man can still tolerate it, then this man is really amazing."

Most people can't help it, so the man did report it to the authorities.

As for the firecrackers that fell from the sky, this is an unsolved mystery.

The man felt that God couldn't bear it anymore and was helping him. This stinky couple was really too much.

The matter has been perfectly resolved, and the Western group went back to cooking.

After working for an afternoon, not only did they not make anything, but they all looked like they had rolled out of the furnace.

Lin Mo wiped his face with his hands, making it even dirtier.

"I was wondering how come you can't even start a fire? How are you going to live outside in the future?"

Lin Mo finally met someone who was even more stupid than himself.

Wei Zhengan looked at the sorghum sugar that didn't even have a spark, and was very puzzled: "We did everything according to your instructions. As for why we can't start a fire, we don't know."

The two of them gathered together and finally roasted a few sweet potatoes. There was no other way. They couldn't make other dishes.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's cooking skills depended on the weather. I don't know what happened, they couldn't show their skills.

When I got home, my parents' brows were frowning.

Mrs. Lin sighed and shook her head at the two dirty people, "Where did you two go to play again? You are so old and you still get yourself so dirty."

Lin Mo chuckled and said, "I just took them to my secret base to roast sweet potatoes. I also brought back something. Dad and mom, you can taste it. The other two are for my brother and sister."

Minister Lin snorted, took the sweet potato and peeled one for his wife, "Besides roasting sweet potatoes, what else did you do?"

These people will never be quiet when they get together. It's impossible for them to roast a few sweet potatoes in one afternoon.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao shook their heads at the same time, "I really didn't do anything. I just took them to roast a few sweet potatoes."

At the same time, they also said what was in their hearts.

[You watched others cheating, helped others catch them cheating, and blew up their toilets.]

Mrs. Lin was eating delicious sweet potatoes, but she couldn't swallow them.

What the hell! You watched others cheating, helped others catch them cheating, and blew up their toilets!

You guys are really going to heaven!

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng also shocked their parents when they returned. After asking them what they did, the two couples almost fainted.

"You said that Master Xiao Lin took you to catch a cheating couple, and that group of people were cheating in the toilet, and Master Xiao Lin took you to blow up the toilet and blew those two people out!"

This is a bit too explosive! That little devil is really a little devil!

Qin Zheng nodded honestly, with an expression of special excitement on his face, "Dad, you know how much fun it is! Lady Xiaolin is really amazing. She brought a lot of small firecrackers with her, and her aim is particularly good. The posture of letting the small firecrackers is also particularly handsome!"

Qin Zheng's admiring expression and tone made the Minister of Personnel have a bad feeling in his heart.

Looking at his son with an excited face, the Minister of Personnel took a deep breath and asked, "You haven't been discovered, right?"

Qin Zheng shook his head, "No, we found a small mound to hide."

"Dad, I finally understand why you asked me to go to play with Lady Xiaolin. Do you also think that Lady Xiaolin is very fun? She really knows a lot of things!"

Minister of Personnel: ...

It's over! It seems that I sent the wrong person!

At the same time, the Shaoqing of Dali Temple had the same feeling. Seeing their son rolling back from his arms, the couple almost fainted.

After knowing what happened, they suddenly felt suffocated.

Seeing others cheating, helping others catch cheating, and blowing up the toilet, each of these things is very explosive when taken separately, let alone put together.

"You go down first, let us calm down."

After all, it was they who asked their son to play with the little devil, and they knew that the little devil could not do anything serious. No, this can barely be regarded as a serious matter. After all, helping others catch cheating can be regarded as a good thing.

This time, the parents of both families did not sleep well.

Minister Lin and his wife have gotten used to it. They just struggled for a while before going to bed and then figured it out.

This was a good thing to do. Although the process was a little explosive, it didn't matter.

The most important thing was that their girl was not discovered. As long as she wasn't discovered, it didn't matter!

Minister Lin and his wife's bottom line is now as low as it can be.

All kinds of strange and funny things are not important as long as they are not discovered.

"Tomorrow you ask someone to repair the house where Moer went to play today, and put away the items inside, and then arrange two people to guard there."

The more Mrs. Lin thought about it, the more she felt that the place was unsafe. Such a mess happened so close, and she was really afraid of accidents.

Minister Lin hugged his wife and patted her back gently, "Don't worry, I'll ask someone to make arrangements when this little bastard comes back today."

No matter what, safety is the most important thing.

He considered more. He certainly couldn't have anyone guarding the house, so he had to arrange a few people to guard nearby, and it would be best if they lived there and kept an eye on it all the time.

Pretending to be a nearby resident, he would not be discovered, and if he encountered danger, he could rush to it in time.

Lin Mo slept soundly and didn't think so much, but she was woken up by a kick in the middle of the night.

Looking at Bai Xiao who used her nose as a pillow, Lin Mo sighed, rubbed the cheek that had just been kicked, and then put the little man on his face on the pillow.

Why does this guy always like to sleep on her face? What if he flattens her beautiful and tall nose?

Chapter 194 Lord Jiang's Sleepwalking

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Chapter 194 Lord Jiang's sleepwalking

During the morning court session the next day, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao talked about what happened yesterday.

The emperor and his friends were all stunned. It turned out that there were so many big melons in private that they didn't know about!

It turned out that the lives of the people were more explosive and exciting than they imagined!

But why did this little bastard carry small firecrackers with him? He even blew up the toilet!

Lin Qi looked at his father, and Minister Lin cleared his throat awkwardly.

What's wrong? It's not a big deal, but he did give the firecrackers.

Yesterday, I thought it was not a big deal if they were not discovered, but this little bastard blew himself up today.

Lin Mo: [So what was the fate of that stinky couple? Were they really exiled? 】

Bai Xiao: [They have been sentenced to exile, one to the south and the other to the north. The official who sentenced them is quite capable. 】

Lin Mo couldn't help laughing. He separated the two lovers at once. One was in the south and the other was in the north. Who was the adult who sentenced them? He was really talented.

But she soon put this matter behind her because she had a new focus.

[Xiao Bai! What's wrong with that adult Jiang? Why does he look sleepier than me? 】

She had already noticed that an adult was dozing off, but his way of dozing off was not as good as hers, and it was a bit too obvious.

(Crowd: Do you really think your way is very good?)

Bai Xiao poked her head out to look behind her, and then put her head back.

[Oh, you mean him, this old man has been busy sleepwalking these past two days. He practiced a whole set of boxing at home last night, which scared his family.]

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone looked at Lord Jiang with admiration. Lord Jiang was so old and still practiced boxing in the middle of the night. He is really hardworking!

Lin Mo was a little curious about this sleepwalking, [Does he sleepwalk every day? It's a bit strange that he didn't practice boxing.]

Bai Xiao: [It's not that he sleepwalks every day, it should be every few days. Seven days ago, this old man sleepwalked to his daughter's house in the middle of the night, which scared his daughter and son-in-law. After he fell asleep, he was sent back in the middle of the night. 】

【Three days ago, this old man sleepwalked into a neighbor's house, and then slept in the neighbor's vegetable garden for a night. When the owner got up in the morning to water the vegetables,

he was frightened and fainted. 】 Lin Mo was speechless. This scene suddenly appeared in her mind. It was really scary.

The expressions on the faces of Emperor Xuande and the officials were also very strange. They had only heard of sleepwalking and few people had seen it. They didn't expect it to be as rare as the legend said.

Lin Mo asked seriously: [Then there is no treatment? This won't work. 】

Look at this Lord Jiang. If he continues like this, who knows what strange things he can do.

Bai Xiao: [Don't worry, his family has already started to treat him. He had sleepwalking more frequently before, but now it happens two or three times a month.]

[He once sleepwalked and crawled under his son's bed, which scared his son.]

[This Lord Jiang's sleepwalking was caused by external factors, mainly excessive stress. There were a lot of things going on in your country recently, but it has been much better recently.]

Lord Jiang is really embarrassed now. He kept his sleepwalking a secret from his family.

After all, there are very few people with this disease, and he took a lot of effort to find a doctor.

He has been under too much stress since he was a child, so he is prone to this disease. There is nothing he can do about it.

Hearing that there was nothing wrong with him, Lin Mo was relieved.

Lord Jiang is a very nice person. Although he is not outstanding in his work, he has never made any mistakes. He can complete the tasks assigned to him very well.

Lin Mo still admires and respects a good official.

But since he has not done anything serious, she is a little curious.

[When will Lord Jiang be able to sleepwalk again? I want to go and see!]

She has never seen anyone sleepwalking before. She saw it on video in modern times. She thought it was magical to see sleepwalkers automatically avoid obstacles.

Bai Xiao replied speechlessly: [Wake up. How can I know something that hasn't happened yet? If he sleepwalks, I can remind you. Emperor

Xuande was also a little itchy in his heart, and he also wanted to see what it was like when a person with sleepwalking had an attack.

It was recorded in ancient books that some people would kill people when they were sleepwalking, but they would forget what happened at night when they woke up the next day.

He had read many such books, but he had never seen such an example.

Other officials were also very curious. Such things were rare, and if they could see it, they would also see it well.

After the court session, Lord Jiang was quickly surrounded by everyone.

Some people cared about him and some people teased him. Anyway, everyone was very curious about his disease.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao just patted their butts and left. They were busy going out to play today.

But sometimes what you think comes true. At night, when Lin Mo was about to go to bed, he was reminded by Bai Xiao.

[Don't sleep, don't sleep, Lord Jiang has started sleepwalking! ]

Lin Mo rolled over and climbed out of bed, then grabbed the clothes beside the bed and put them on while walking.

Many people secretly sent people to keep an eye on Lord Jiang today, and there were many people like Lin Mo.

However, those people were hiding far away. When Lin Mo arrived at the Jiang Mansion, he happened to see Lord Jiang using devilish steps to avoid being caught by the servants.

No one dared to wake him up, because they heard that such a person would be easily lost if woken up, so everyone kept their mouths shut and tried to catch him.

Madam Jiang and several young masters and ladies of the Jiang family stood by with numb expressions on their faces.

This period of time is still relatively good. During the busiest period before, Lord Jiang was simply dying when he sleepwalked.

Lin Mo walked here openly, and then pretended to be curious and asked in a low voice: "Hey, what's wrong with Lord Jiang?"

How could Mrs. Jiang and the others not know that she came here on purpose to watch the show? This little ancestor came, and there must be a lot of people lying in ambush in the dark.

Madam Jiang said numbly, "My Lord is ill, but it's not a big deal. It will be gone in an incense stick of time."

As soon as she finished her words, Lord Jiang shoveled a servant to the ground with a shovel. His movements were very neat and tidy.

He is indeed a military officer who has turned into a civil official! He is so neat at such an old age!

Lin Mo: "Wow! Good shovel!"

Suddenly, Lord Jiang came towards Lin Mo step by step. Lin Mo suddenly had a bad premonition.

The next second, Lord Jiang knelt down in front of her. Lin Mo was so scared that she fell to the ground.

She couldn't bear the kneeling of the elders. She still understood this principle.

Chapter 195: Lord Jiang was dropped into the toilet by his children

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Chapter 195 Lord Jiang was dropped into the toilet by his children

Mainly because she heard that being kneeled to by an elder would shorten one's life, Lin Mo was not afraid of anything except a short life.

She was going to live a long life, she had just turned 16, she couldn't let someone else's life be shortened.

If you pass me by, I will immediately prostrate myself before you, this won't shorten my life, will it?

Everyone around was stunned, what was going on.

Bai Xiao was hiding in Lin Mo's sleeves and was about to laugh like crazy.

[Your action just now was quite fast, I thought you were going to kneel down, but you prostrated yourself first.]

Lin Mo: [That won't work, he kneels to my side and I kneel to his side, people who don't know would think we are bowing to each other. 】

Bai Xiao's laughter stopped abruptly, yes, it is indeed quite strange.

The others were also confused, you think a lot.

Lin Mo continued: [Besides, kneeling down is not safe. After all, Lord Jiang is my elder. He kneels down to me and I kneel down to him. What if the heaven doesn't recognize the etiquette? I don't want to be shortened, so it's better to prostrate myself. 】

Bai Xiao agreed: [Not bad, not bad, you still think it through. 】

The Jiang family standing by didn't want to say anything. After Lord Jiang knelt down, he fell asleep again with his head clenched.

Madam Jiang quickly asked someone to carry Lord Jiang away. As for the person who was still lying on the ground, Madam Jiang also asked someone to help her up.

"Thanks to Master Xiaolin for coming to help, otherwise I don't know how long this matter would have lasted."

Mrs. Jiang's smile was particularly sincere, and it seemed that she was really grateful to Lin Mo.

Lin Mo patted the dust on his body and said happily: "This is not a big deal, but Master Jiang's skills are really good, and he is still going strong!"

After saying that, she raised her thumb to give him a thumbs up.

Mrs. Jiang: ... Actually, she is not that old, just ten years older than your father.

Tsk, ten years older, it seems that you can say she is old.

When Lin Qi came over, he saw that his enemy sister was smiling and showing her big teeth and being flattered by others.

Bai Xiao quickly reminded: [Don't laugh, don't laugh, your brother is here to catch you. ]

Lin Mo's smile was instantly retracted, and then he turned around and saw his brother with a dark face.

Lin Qi came over and grabbed her collar, "You dare to run out of the house in the middle of the night! You are really getting bolder and bolder!"

"Hurry up and go home with me! If you dare to wander around again tonight, I will teach you a lesson!"

After saying that, Lin Qi turned to face Madam Jiang with a gentle smile, "Thank you for taking care of my sister, I will definitely come to thank you tomorrow."

Madam Jiang smiled and shook her head, "It was Lord Xiao Lin who helped me. My wife had another attack tonight. If it weren't for Lord Xiao Lin, who knows how long the trouble would have lasted. We should go to thank her."

"Master Xiao Lin went out at night today because of my family's affairs, so please don't be angry, Lin Hanlin."

Lin Mo was grabbed by the collar and nodded quickly like a chicken, "Yes, yes, don't be angry! Harmony brings wealth!"

Lin Qi pinched her neck with his hand, "Shut up!"

Bai Xiao: [Hahahaha, your brother is angry! You are going to be beaten! ]

Lin Qi: ...If I couldn't expose you, I would have beaten you several times!

When this girl got into trouble without your participation!

When Lin Qi carried Lin Mo back, Lin Mo didn't forget to say goodbye to Madam Jiang.

The main point is to be polite!

Madam Jiang looked at Lin Mo, who was still restless on Lin Qi's shoulder, and her mouth twitched and shook her head and went into the yard.

This Master Xiao Lin is really too lively. Fortunately, my own child is not like this, otherwise I would have to worry so much.

Just as she thought of this, a panicked voice came over.

"Grandma! It's bad! My uncle and aunts dropped Grandpa into the toilet!"

Mrs. Jiang: "!!! What!"

What are these bastards doing! Can't they help their grandpa into the room! How did they drop him into the toilet!

The room next to the bedroom usually has a toilet for going to the toilet, some are big and some are small.

How could a person fall into it!

When Mrs. Jiang passed by, Lord Jiang was sitting on the ground. He was already sober, but his expression was still a little dull.

As for the three troublemakers, the youngest son stood in the front, and the two daughters stood in the back. All three of them lowered their heads and looked guilty.

"Mom, this is not our fault! It's just that Dad has started to get sick again! He just lay down here, and even leaned on the stool next to the toilet. When we helped him up, we accidentally let him fall down."

Lord Jiang: "Gee!"

Mrs. Jiang held her forehead with her hand, "Let's all get off!"

It's really too bad!

In fact, there were so many times tonight because Lord Jiang drank a little wine before going to bed. Now he was drunk and sleepwalking. Isn't this a bit exaggerated.

Lin Mo was carried on the shoulders of her brother comfortably. She is now very good at finding a comfortable position for herself.

When they were halfway there, Bai Xiao told them what had just happened in the Jiang Mansion.

[Hehehe, Lord Jiang is expected to take a leave tomorrow. He has suffered a serious psychological trauma now. 】

Lin Mo sighed and said: [That's right, those three are really filial sons and daughters, they let their father's head fall into the toilet. If I did such a thing, I would probably find a place to bury it first. 】

Lin Qi:...You still know, then why do you do these immoral things every day.

No, it seems that this girl only does immoral things in other people's homes, and rarely in her own home. At most, she only hurts herself.

After bringing the person back, Lin Qi was still worried and pleaded: "Be good and go to sleep! I will call you to court tomorrow morning. Don't run around for me anymore, okay!"

Lin Mo nodded very obediently: "I know, I know, go back to sleep quickly, if you can't get up tomorrow, it will be over."

If she can't get up, it's just one person in the family who can't get up. If her brother can't get up, then two of the three people in their family will be killed.

Lin Qi actually understood what she meant. He was probably infected by this guy's train of thought.

Everyone had a wonderful life tonight. Everyone had a complete and perfect melon.

Only Lord Jiang's family was not very happy, especially Lord Jiang.

He really took a leave of absence during the morning court the next day, and everyone knew about it tacitly.

Even the emperor sighed and asked someone to send him some spices.

Looking at the spices sent by the emperor, Lord Jiang rolled his eyes and fainted again.

His reputation for life!

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Lin Mo and Bai Xiao felt sorry for Lord Jiang's experience, but it was only for a short while.

After all, they still had to find time to eat other melons.

As usual, he went to court and slept, after all, he stayed up late last night.

Listening to the two piggy-like snoring, everyone sighed in their hearts.

Like people, like rulers. These two people are really becoming more and more alike.

Emperor Xuande looked at someone sleeping with his hands on his hips next to him, and he began to seriously consider whether to arrange a chair for this person.

It was tiring for

people to sleep standing next to him every day. Both the father and son of the Lin family have become numb.

They might be surprised the first and second time, but now it is all commonplace.

Isn't it just sleeping in the court? Eating and sleeping are common things, as long as you don't poop here.

They still can't accept pooping, they still have to save face.

Lin Mo didn't wake up until the end of the court, and she was woken up by Lord Li next to her.

Lord Li felt a little uncomfortable in his heart when he saw her like this. He looked at himself who was busy every day, and then looked at Lin Mo who was dozing off every day. Finally, he made up his mind.

"Lord Lin, you have learned from me and now it's time for you to get the hang of it. Why don't you start learning to record some things."

Lin Mo answered confusedly: "It's just a diary. I write it every day. As she said that, she took out a small notebook from her arms."

Lord Li took her small notebook and looked at it. The expression on his face was hard to describe.

She also wrote down her mood when she woke up in the morning, what she ate in the morning, including her poop and constipation, as well as her thoughts on various things.

It is indeed a very complete diary.

Lord Li twitched his mouth and returned her diary, "Lord Xiaolin, you can't give such things to others casually, do you know?"

Lin Mo: "Why not, are you afraid that he will learn about my daily life?"

She doesn't have any secrets, she lives happily every day.

Bai Xiao: [I know why you can't show it to others. You even wrote down where you pooped and when you pooped. There are some perverts who will go to the place where you poop to squat on you! You still have to be careful.]

Lin Mo suddenly realized: [That makes sense! It's still because my sense of security is not high enough, but I don't think anyone will squat on me at home.]

The conversation between these two people made everyone else silent.

Who wants to know this about you! And you are a girl, how can you speak such vulgar words!

Both the father and son of the Lin family have gotten used to it. Facing the looks from everyone, they can still look back normally, and that look is particularly frank.

They are so frank that it makes others a little embarrassed. As the saying goes

, if you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. Lord Li suddenly felt that it was good to let others have free time. Most of the records are subjective, all about mood, and too much bias.

As a historian, you have to record everything impartially, and your own bias cannot be too strong .

However, the emperor does have a job for her now, and he originally planned to let someone else do it.

"Hey, this is what Xiao Lin recorded. The record of this day is quite clear. I just need someone to record recently. Eunuch Li's apprentice is sick recently. Xiao Lin, how about you come and take care of it for two days?"

Emperor Xuande came over without knowing when.

Lin Mo raised his head in confusion. [So you let me do the work! Didn't you say that I can just slack off every day! This is a fraud! ]

The eunuch in charge of writing the emperor's daily notes was indeed sick, but there were others. Emperor Xuande just wanted Lin Mo to go and have some fun.

It was really too annoying to review memorials every day. Those three useless people often went out to eat melons. Don't they know that once they go out, he, as the father, will have a lot of things to do.

"You don't need to worry too much, Xiaolin, you're just here for two days. I know that you are Lord Li's right-hand man. I'll let you come back to help Lord Li after things are done." Lin

Mo nodded blankly, but soon became excited again!

[Xiaobai! We can go to the palace to play! Are you happy or not? I can also see what a day of the emperor is like! ]

It's just two days of work, just treat it as a two-day experience.

It's a pity that I can't play with Hua Kongque Beimeiren. She originally asked these two people to go out and play.

Bai Xiao: [Then you have to bring more food. The food in the palace is not as good as yours. ]

Emperor: ...Do you have to be so honest.

The father and son of the Lin family sighed. Of course they knew that the emperor wanted to have fun, but they were afraid that this little bastard of theirs would treat the emperor as fun.

How dare the emperor put this little bastard by his side ?

Ordinary people might still worry about letting him see the secrets, but for Lin Mo, there is really no need to worry.

Is there anything in this world that she doesn't know? As long as she wants to know something in this world that she doesn't know, the emperor has never thought about whether the secrets will be leaked or not.

Moreover, she has heard everything that happened in the court clearly, so what secrets can there be.

That day, Lin Mo went home to pack her things.

She was happily packing her things, and the other people in the Lin family were in a meeting.

"What if Moer gets into trouble when she goes to the palace? Why didn't you stop her at that time?"

Madam Lin was extremely unwilling to let her daughter work for the emperor. She

was mainly afraid that her unruly girl might do something to make the emperor angry again, then it would be all over!

Minister Lin sighed and said, "I couldn't refuse the situation at that time. Madam, you don't have to worry too much. The emperor just wanted Moer to go there to play. How could he really give her the job?"

"It was just two days. Moer came back very quickly."

The emperor did not really give the job to Lin Mo. He said that he wanted Lin Mo to record it, but the one who actually recorded it was another eunuch.

Lin Mo packed a lot of food. She was not afraid of anything except not eating well.

Seeing this big bag of food, the Lin family members calmed down at once.

Forget it. They were not worried about this little bastard here.

"Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, I'm leaving. Don't miss me. I'll be back in two days!"

"I will definitely do the work assigned by the emperor beautifully. We will celebrate when I come back!"

Lin Mo followed the eunuch with a big bag of things. The Lin family members looked at her cheerful back with mixed feelings.

When they arrived at the palace, Lin Mo was arranged to live in a small palace. As soon as the arrangement was made, she had to start working.

She stood beside the emperor with a bag of food, holding a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other.

Emperor Xuande burped, and she began to record: [At 2 p.m., the emperor burped very loudly, and it smelled like green onions.]

Emperor: ...

Eunuch Li standing next to him: ...

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Eunuch Li couldn't stand it anymore and came over and whispered: "Well, Lord Xiaolin, you don't need to record this."

Even a burp has to be recorded, so how many things do you have to record in a day.

Lin Mo asked a little confused: "Why not record it? Isn't it necessary to record the emperor's affairs, big or small?"

Uh... This question really stumped Emperor Xuande and Eunuch Li.

It is indeed necessary to record it, but it is not recorded in such detail. It would be so embarrassing if future generations saw it.

Bai Xiao cooperated with Lin Mo and said: [Mo Mo, you don't have to listen to them, just remember, these must be written down. The emperor of the previous dynasty had people record every 12 hours of the day, including what dishes and meals he ate, when he went to the toilet, and even the shape of his stool, because that emperor was particularly afraid of death. ]

[If he got sick, he could find the cause of the disease immediately based on these, so that emperor lived to be 92 years old! ]

Lin Mo: [Is it so amazing! It turns out that people still have to live more cautiously. Living cautiously means being responsible for yourself. ]

Hearing this, Emperor Xuande immediately corrected his attitude. In fact, it's not that he can't remember it. Life safety is the most important thing, isn't it?

But not long after, he regretted having this idea.

"Really don't need to go in?"

Lin Mo stood outside the door and asked seriously, "Don't you need to record it?"

The emperor and the empress inside didn't know what to say.

Records must be recorded, but you are not allowed to come in to record!

The empress sighed and said, "Why did you think of transferring Lord Xiaolin to do things?" Where do you get the courage!

Now, people will watch over you when you sleep.

Emperor Xuande sighed and regretted it in his heart, "I didn't expect this to happen. Just now when I went to the toilet, she almost followed me in. Fortunately, Eunuch Li stopped her. She also told me that the emperors of the previous dynasties had to record these things."

It's really embarrassing. Let the eunuch record these things in the future.

Eunuch Li kept saying outside: "You have a special eunuch to record, so Lord Xiaolin doesn't need to worry about this matter. After all, Lord Xiaolin hasn't left the palace yet, so it's not convenient for him to deal with this matter."

"Why don't you go to bed early, Lord Xiaolin? The sick boy will be back today, and he will recover quickly from his illness."

This afternoon was really too hard to bear. She even had to record the emperor's farts.

She recorded how long the emperor dozed off, including his sleeping posture and whether his mouth was open.

The key is that you can't say anything to her. She is really dedicated, but a little too dedicated.

Lin Mo sighed and said a little disappointedly: "Is that so? Then I will go back to sleep first. Although the man will recover from his illness tomorrow, I still want to play in the palace for a day. It has been agreed that I can play here for two days. I can't regret it." She

has been working all day, and she has no time to go to the palace to play or go around.

Bai Xiao: [Alas, work is so tiring. You have written so many words today. Your hands must be tired. ]

[The little eunuch is almost recovered from his illness. It's just a little cold. But I don't know what happened. Today, Eunuch Li suddenly sent a lot of people to take care of this little eunuch, staying up late and serving him. Could it be that this little eunuch has some special identity? 】

【But this is not right, if this little eunuch has some special identity, I must know it, this little eunuch is just an ordinary eunuch. 】

Lin Mo suddenly took a breath of cold air in his heart: 【Could this little eunuch be related to Eunuch Li, just like the son that suddenly appeared last time. 】

Eunuch Li standing next to him: ... Can you two stop thinking so divergently? I entered the palace when I was a child, and you want to give me a son again!

Bai Xiao: 【It's a disciple relationship, just like you, but he is a real disciple, not a fake one like you. 】

Eunuch Li: Yes, it was you who got me the title of castration master.

After a lot of persuasion, Lin Mo finally returned to his own palace.

Originally, there were palace maids and eunuchs serving her, but she chased them all out.

"I don't like so many people staring at me while I sleep, it's so embarrassing."

Lin Mo has lived here for so many years and still doesn't like other people in the room, of course, except Bai Xiao.

Even at home, when they sleep at night, there are only the two of them in the room, and the maids are far away.

But even if Lin Mo doesn't want someone to watch over her, Madam Lin still sends someone to watch over her at night, but they are far away, but they can still be heard if they shout.

Bai Xiao couldn't hold it in for a day and he became bigger when he chased people out.

"Hurry up and bring out all the food. I'm really starving today."

Bai Xiao hadn't been this hungry for a long time. He was in a shrunk state all day. It was really depressing.

Lin Mo took out some snacks and they started eating. "Fortunately, I listened to you and brought some food, otherwise I would really be starving."

"Why isn't the food the emperor eats as good as the food at home? The food we had at the palace banquet before tasted pretty good."

Lin Mo thought about the taste of the dishes he had at the last banquet. They were also delicious. Why aren't the dishes he eats today as good as the food at home?

Bai Xiao said vaguely with a snack in his mouth: "We must try our best at the midnight meeting. After all, it is a royal banquet. We can't eat as much as at a banquet. After all, we have to eat sparingly and fill our stomachs. Safety is the most important thing."

Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I saw that the emperor's food was eaten by the eunuchs first and then given to him. So he ate what others left."

Bai Xiao paused, thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be true.

After dinner, the two fell asleep, and Bai Xiao was still lying on Lin Mo's face.

"Sleep better and don't block my nose. I often wake you up when I fall asleep."

Lin Mo patted the little man on his face, and Bai Xiao kissed her nose, "I know, I know, sweetheart, go to sleep quickly."

The two of them slept quite comfortably, after all, they were not picky about where to sleep.

But the emperor and his wife didn't sleep well, thinking about what to do tomorrow.

He definitely couldn't let this person continue to record, otherwise he would be the same as the emperor of the previous dynasty.

Now the emperor of the previous dynasty is often the subject of investigation by those historians. Although life safety is important, face after death is also important.

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The next morning, the emperor was about to attend the morning court, but the people next to him had not arrived yet.

After waiting for a while, there was still no news.

Emperor Xuande: "Where is she? The morning court is not going to start. Could it be that the little girl hasn't gotten up yet?"

Eunuch Li coughed awkwardly and signaled the people outside to carry the person in.

Good guy, Lin Mo was still snoring loudly while being carried by the west palace maid.

Bai Xiao, that little guy, had his head buried in the collar of someone else's clothes, leaving his two feet outside.

Emperor Xuande signaled to the palace maid next to him with his eyes, and the palace maid nodded, and then first poked Bai Xiao's exposed feet into it with her fingers.

Lin Mo felt a blockage in his chest, and then he opened his eyes.

"Good morning, why are you all in my room? Am I dreaming?"

How come he dreamed of the emperor? It's true that what you see during the day will appear in your dreams at night.

Everyone: ...

You're still dreaming, it's time to go to court!

Emperor Xuande sighed and said helplessly: "Hurry up and pack up and get ready to go to court. I wonder why you live a more comfortable life than me, the emperor."

Lin Mo yawned, knelt on the ground and said: "My father and brother carried me around at home. How can I get up so early in the morning?"

Bai Xiao: [How did I sleep in your clothes? I was suffocating! ]

Lin Mo touched it with his hand: [Don't guess, or I'll chop off your feet. 】

Outside, the Lin family father and son had arrived long ago. Both of them did not sleep well last night.

"You think that little bitch didn't cause any trouble last night? What if someone else tries to wake her up this morning?" Minister Lin kept turning around in his place.

This little bastard has to be carried here by them every day. The emperor can't carry her to court. Even the princes and princesses don't have such treatment.

Lin Qi grabbed his father and said helplessly: "Dad, don't turn around. No matter what, the emperor won't bother with that girl. Everyone knows what kind of person she is."

"Anyway, it's just two days. He can't turn the palace upside down."

As soon as these words fell, the two fell silent. That little bastard might really be able to turn the palace upside down.

The two were completely relieved when they saw Lin Mo in the formal court.

However, looking at Lin Mo's wrinkled clothes, they thought at the same time: How does the palace take care of people? Why does this little bastard look so tired after not seeing him for a day?

And he seems to have lost weight. Is the food in the palace so bad?

(Everyone: Isn't her spirit always not very good in the morning? You guys opened the filter too wide. Besides, she has only been gone for one night. Even if she doesn't eat, she shouldn't lose much weight.)

Lin Mo waved happily to everyone's father and brother, and then found a corner to catch up on sleep.

Bai Xiao poked half of his head out from her collar, [Let's go home. We must sleep at home tonight. Although the palace is nice, we still have to get up in the morning.]

Lin Mo nodded in agreement, [I also want to go home to sleep tonight, so I will have some fun in the palace and go home in the afternoon.]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting upstairs, said, "Excuse me, what do you think the palace is? Can you play around whenever you want?

But for this guy, it seems that the palace is really playable whenever you want. Even if she is not allowed to play here, maybe they will find a secret passage to enter the palace soon.

This is something that the two of them can really do.

Bai Xiao: [I feel a little tired today. I might as well eat some melon to refresh myself. 】

Lin Mo widened her eyes, [Then hurry up and tell me, I'm really hungry and sleepy now, I want to eat! 】

The food at home is still delicious. Dingba has given birth to a child for a long time, and she is embarrassed to enslave a mother now, after all, she still has to take care of the child.

So now she goes to court with her father and brother in a carriage every day, and her father will prepare food in the morning.

This morning she really didn't eat anything, she was really starving.

Bai Xiao: [A big thing happened yesterday. Hua Kongque and Ben Meiren teamed up to blow up the toilet of the Dali Temple Shaoqing's mansion. At that time, the Dali Temple Shaoqing was defecating in it. 】

Lin Mo was no longer sleepy when talking about this. This is really a filial son. He actually blew up his father when he was defecating. She didn't dare to do that!

The Dali Temple Shaoqing has a dark face, isn't it just learned from this little devil.

Bai Xiao said happily: [The two of them said they wanted to find the feeling of playing with you that day, and then they found an empty toilet. It happened that the Dali Temple Shaoqing was reading a book while using the toilet, and then several firecrackers fell from the sky. ]

[One of them even blew up on his butt directly, and he can't even sit on his butt now. ]

Everyone secretly looked at the Dali Temple Shaoqing's butt.

No wonder Shaoqing's butt looks so erect today, it turns out it's swollen.

[Hahahaha! This is really Dad Destroying! I don't dare to do such a thing, but they did it. If I blew up my dad when he was using the toilet, he would stuff me into the pit on the spot. Minister Lin

: ...Please don't use me as an example now, okay? Don't take everything into your own hands!

Lin Mo continued: [Although I get into trouble sometimes, I still know my limits. I know clearly who can be provoked and who cannot be provoked. In my family, my mother has the highest status, followed by my sister and father, and finally my brother. My brother is the one who hits the least. Although my sister looks gentle, she is not gentle at all when she beats me.]

The father and son of the Lin family: I told you not to bring her into our home! Don't let you ruin your sister's reputation!

Everyone has a picture in their mind now. They still know the eldest daughter of the Lin family. She is very famous in the capital. She is first-class in both beauty and talent.

能文能武，又有才華又有武力，要是讓自家孩子娶回家裏面，這首接就可以讓兒媳婦來管教了呀。

不聽話的話就讓你媳婦揍你！

在家裏看書的林然突然打了一個寒顫。

"It's so hot, why did I suddenly feel cold just now?"

She sat inside, puzzled, and asked someone to close the window.

Lin Moshou once again made her sister's reputation famous. Now there are indeed many people who want to go to the Lin family to propose marriage, but they are just thinking about it.

After all, not everyone is clean. What if she is suddenly targeted by this little devil? She must be particularly concerned about her sister's affairs.

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After the court session, the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple received unanimous concern from everyone, and some people even said they would send him medicine.

Lin Mo happily returned to the palace with the emperor, and did not forget to say hello to his father and brother when he left.

"Dad and brother, remember to pick me up in the afternoon, I want to go home in the afternoon."

Lin's father and son: ...

Looking at the little follower behind his butt, Emperor Xuande was worried.

"Lin Mo, why don't you go around by yourself, go to the empress's palace or go around the palaces of other concubines, they are all very curious about you." It's

better to die than to die poor, so get this devil away first, as for the queen and the others, he believes they can deal with this little devil. Eunuch

Li didn't know what to say when he heard what the emperor said. It was you who wanted to keep the people here, but now you can't handle it and you want to throw it to the empress and other concubines. Your Majesty, you are really a jerk!

Aren't you afraid that the empress and concubines will hit you with an abacus!

Lin Mo thought about it seriously and discussed it with Bai Xiao.

[Xiaobai, is there anything fun in the concubines' harem?]

Bai Xiao thought about it and said, [It's okay, at least it's more fun than here, the emperor. I can go for a walk.]

After getting Bai Xiao's answer, Lin Mo went to the harem very happily.

Emperor Xuande looked at the happy backs of this guy and was obviously relieved.

"Hurry up and inform the Empress, tell them to be prepared! Remember to put away all the valuables, what if this devil breaks them?"

Emperor Xuande was most concerned about the valuables.

Eunuch Li said calmly: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, even if Lady Xiaolin really breaks something, she can afford to pay for it. She seems to be richer than you."

Emperor Xuande: ...I feel so relieved.

Lin Mo's visit to the harem was welcomed by everyone, mainly because these ladies were not allowed to leave the palace at ordinary times, and even if they heard all kinds of gossip, they could not go to see it in person.

So they became more and more curious about Lin Mo, and wanted to know what this extraordinary woman was like.

"Come on, Lord Xiaolin, these snacks are all made by me, and this chicken is also raised by us, come and try it."

Concubine De even fed Lin Mo personally, even the third prince didn't have this treatment when he was a child.

The other concubines all looked happy.

Lin Mo was so ecstatic among this group of beauties, no wonder everyone wanted to be the emperor.

Even so, she did not forget to leave a portion for Bai Xiao, and when she ate, she did not forget to secretly put a portion in her sleeve.

[Xiaobai, I feel like I have arrived in heaven, these ladies are really beautiful, the Queen is dignified and generous, Concubine De is elegant and charming, Concubine An is beautiful and lovely, and the other ladies also have their own characteristics. Although there are not many concubines in the harem, there are all kinds of types! 】

【The emperor is so lucky! To be honest, I feel that the emperor is not worthy of these beauties.】

The queens were amused by his inner thoughts. To be honest, they also felt that the emperor was not worthy of themselves.

The emperor was also good-looking when he was young. At that time, they were actually quite enthusiastic about the emperor. But after he got older, the emperor was not as good-looking as when he was young, and he became more and more stingy.

Bai Xiao chuckled twice, [If the emperor is not worthy, then you are worthy, right? It's a pity that you don't have this hard condition.】

【A beautiful sister is a beautiful sister. You must not indulge in these beauties. Don't forget that we have to go home today.】

Fortunately, this person is not a man, otherwise he would have ruined so many girls.

Just one sweet talk after another, coupled with her face, most people can't stand it.

Lin Mo has another question to ask Bai Xiao, [The third prince was born to Concubine De, Concubine De also has a pair of fox eyes, and the third prince also has a pair of fox eyes. Why are Concubine De's eyes so charming, and the third prince's fox eyes look silly.]

Concubine De: ...To be honest, she also wants to know what's going on.

When she didn't enter the palace, she was also a first-class beauty in the capital. These eyes are unique in the capital, charming and affectionate.

When the child was just born, he was very happy that the child's eyes were like hers, but the older the child grew, the dumber he became.

He has a shrewd face but often does stupid things. Fortunately, there is no cruelty to the heirs of the royal family in the harem, otherwise she doesn't know how the child will grow up.

The key is that it's useless for you to protect him, he often seeks death on his own.

Bai Xiao thought about it seriously, and then came to a conclusion: [This may be a genetic mutation. The Empress Defei has fox eyes, and the third prince has fox eyes. 】

Lin Mo:... Uh, is there such a saying.

This morning, Lin Mo was almost happy here and didn't want to leave. After

Emperor Xuande finished his work, he wanted to come to the harem to take a look, but when he arrived at the empress's palace, he saw all his concubines surrounding Lin Mo with all kinds of tenderness and care.

He has never been treated like this! Why!

Someone feeds her water, someone feeds her food, and someone tells her jokes. Where should she put her hands?

Seeing the emperor's increasingly dark complexion, Eunuch Li silently took two steps back.

Tsk tsk tsk, the harem is on fire. It was the first time he knew that the ladies in the harem could be so gentle.

"You guys are having a lot of fun here. It seems that I'm not here at the right time."

The emperor's sarcastic words pulled everyone back at once.

"Your Highness!"

Everyone knelt down one after another. Emperor Xuande snorted and sat at the top seat.

"Get up, do what you have to do."

He originally thought that after saying this, these people would be quieter, or his women would gather around him, but he said that they had to do what they had to do, and everyone gathered around Lin Mo again.

"Master Xiaolin, this chicken soup is not bad, let's catch two chickens on our way back."

Emperor Xuande's eyes widened: !!! Why are you so reluctant when I want to eat chicken! You even let her take it away!

"Lord Xiaolin, I see you like this snack very much. I asked someone to pack two servings. You can eat them later."

Emperor Xuande widened his eyes again: Why don't you know how to cook for me! I don't even know when was the last time I ate a snack you made, and you actually packed it for her to take away!

Looking at the emperor who was gradually losing his defense, the queen sat next to him and laughed, "Calm down, calm down, why are you arguing so much with a little girl, Lord Xiaolin is so cute."

Emperor Xuande looked at his first wife in disbelief: "Am I not calm enough now? All my concubines have been taken away by her!"

Chapter 200 The Emperor is so angry sitting next to me

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Chapter 200 The emperor sitting next to him was almost fuming

. If he wasn't calm enough, he would be pissed to death now.

And how can this little bastard be cute! I've never seen a girl who is so comfortable among women!

Lin Mo held Concubine De's hand with his left hand and hugged Concubine Li's shoulder with his right hand, and said to the emperor very happily: "Your Majesty, the ladies are really great, you are so lucky."

Emperor Xuande:... Why does this sound so weird?

I know my concubines are all very good, but can you let go of my concubines first? Can't you keep your hands still?

Bai Xiao also sighed in his sleeves, [What on earth does this emperor want? He actually put people into the harem. What's the difference between this and a mouse entering a rice jar. 】

【Emperor, you should be tougher. If you don't, your concubine will be kidnapped! 】

【Still touching! Haven't you touched my hand enough? You little bastard! 】

Emperor Xuande: What do you mean by I should be tougher? Can't you be tougher?

Take this little bastard away earlier. If I knew that she would be like a mouse entering a rice jar if she entered the harem, I would never let her in.

Your little system is really a failure. You are so tall and strong, but you are led by the nose every day.

Bai Xiao's sour words made everyone laugh. Lin Mo comforted him perfunctorily and said: 【You should be more generous. I just have a better relationship with the ladies. This is how we girls communicate. 】

【What's wrong with girls holding hands? How can girls hold hands and go to the toilet together? 】

Lunch was also eaten in the Queen's palace. Lin Mo didn't need to move her hands or open her mouth to eat. All the concubines came to feed her.

Emperor Xuande was sitting with the Queen, and his eyes were about to get angry. "Look at her. Why don't I let her do it as the emperor!"

The Queen said lightly while eating: "Be more generous. They can't really do anything."

After that, the Queen also picked up a chicken leg for Lin Mo, and then said softly: "Eat more, just like you are at home, don't be polite."

Emperor Xuande:... You are really too much!

The emperor was particularly upset after eating this meal, and even Eunuch Li next to him couldn't stand it.

Eunuch Li whispered, "Your Majesty, why don't we go first and come back after Lord Xiaolin leaves." Emperor

Xuande grunted and said righteously, "Why should I leave? I am the emperor, the empress is my wife, and they are my concubines! I am their husband! Why should I leave? She should leave if she wants to!"

Just bear it until the afternoon, and this devil will leave in the afternoon.

Eunuch Li sighed. Why did he have to sit here and torture himself? Besides, she was just appreciating her beauty and couldn't do anything else.

Besides, didn't you put her in? Weren't you happy to put her in the harem at that time?

The emperor really felt like he was living a year in a day during that period. The crown prince, the second prince, and the third prince came over after lunch for some reason.

Looking at Lin Mo, who was enjoying herself among the beauties and concubines, and then looking at their father with a sullen face, the three princes bit their lips and stood aside.

The three people exchanged glances.

The crown prince: It seems that we have caught up with the good times!

The second prince: That's right, this is the first time I've seen someone who can make my father eat so much. My mother and all the ladies seem to like Lord Kobayashi so much.

The third prince stared at his mother with wide eyes: My mother has never treated me like this! She even hugged Lin Mo! She even fed Lin Mo!

When he was a child, if he didn't want to eat, his mother would slap him first. After she beat him until he cried, he would cry as soon as he opened his mouth. Then the mother would stuff food into his mouth, and he almost choked to death every time. After that, he learned to be smart and ate whatever was given to him.

It's not fair! His mother is so unfair!

The three princes and the emperor looked at each other, and the emperor shook his head at them with helplessness.

Emperor Xuande: Hurry up and find a chance to take this devil away!

The prince looked up at the sky as if he didn't see it. It was rare to see such a scene. Why did they take him away?

The second prince looked at the ground. The floor looked nice today.

The third prince looked at his father blankly. Why was his father staring at him? He didn't seem to have done anything recently. He gave him a questioning look.

Emperor Xuande: ...

Three sons, two are smart and watch the show, this one is stupid and can't understand his eyes, so annoying!

Finally it was afternoon, Bai Xiao reminded: [Mo Mo, you should go home after playing enough, your father and your brother are already at the palace gate. ]

It's finally time to go home, this guy is really enjoying himself so much that he doesn't want to leave.

Lin Mo sighed and said to everyone disappointedly: "It's getting late and I should go back. See you next time, ladies."

Queen: "It's okay, I'll give you this token. You can enter and leave the palace at will in the future. You can also come to see us when you have nothing to do. We are also bored in this harem."

Enter and leave the palace at will! Emperor Xuande looked at his wife, and the queen glanced at him lightly.

Lin Mo accepted the token very happily, and then left happily with a lot of things.

He came with a lot of things, and left with a bigger pile of things, and two live chickens.

Seeing Lin Mo's back disappear, the smiles on everyone's faces gradually disappeared.

"Alas, Lady Xiao Lin is really a live treasure. I hope she will come to play tomorrow."

Emperor Xuande said expressionlessly: "Don't you still have to make money? If she comes to play every day, will you still have time to make money?"

"This little devil has a lot of things to do outside."

What a day! Terrible! Especially terrible!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi came to pick up Lin Mo in person. Seeing Lin Mo's big bags and small bags and a eunuch holding two turkeys, the two people's expressions were a little confused.

What's going on? Why did they bring so many things out? Why are there two live chickens?

Before they asked, Lin Mo started to explain: "Dad and brother, these are all given to me by the concubines in the harem. They love me so much!"

Bai Xiao snorted and said: "That's right, you open your mouth whenever you want, holding this concubine on the left and that concubine on the right, and there is also a concubine serving you food and drink, and another one telling you stories. Even the emperor is not as happy as you. 】

Lin family father and son: !!!

No! You stole the emperor's harem first!

Lin Mo retorted: "I call this a great personality charm!"

Bai Xiao: "Yes, yes, I have never seen a girl who is so popular with girls as you. I think the emperor sitting next to you is about to get fumes. 】