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Chapter 1 Dad! I don't want to go to work!

Chapter 1 Dad! I don't want to go to work!

"What! Got me an official position!"

Lin Mo was so shocked that she almost vomited blood when she heard the news her father brought back.

She was staying well at home, why should she go to work! Yes, going to court was like going to work for her, and she didn't want to go to work.

"I won't go! I won't go! Why doesn't my brother go, why doesn't my sister go, why should I go!" Lin Mo hugged the door frame and started crying. If you didn't know her, you would think her parents were dead.

Lin Mo was born in this world. In her previous life, she was just an ordinary college student. One day when she was shopping, she was suddenly robbed. It

didn't happen to her. After all, she was not the target of the robbery. She just glanced at the robber more when she was running away with the crowd, just one glance!

Maybe it was really love at first sight. Her eyes met the robber's, and then she was targeted by the robber, and he chased her and killed her with a knife.

It was really unfair to die, but the robber's method was good. He killed her with a knife, and she didn't feel any pain.

After that, she traveled to this world. At first, she thought she had traveled to ancient times, but later she found that this world was an imaginary world. Although it was also ancient, there was no such dynasty in history.

The most important thing is that women in this dynasty can be officials! I heard that the current emperor showed special favor and allowed women to be officials through imperial examinations.

Although there are relatively few women who are officials, it is good to have them in ancient times, not to mention that now it is just the beginning. After a long time, there will definitely be more and more women who are officials.

But now these female officials only serve as mascots in the court, and there is only one female official left in the court, and most of the others have resigned after getting married.

After all, this is still an ancient world where men are superior. After a woman gets married, her in-laws still don't want her to continue to show up in public. However, a woman who becomes an official will have a much better reputation than other women, and she will also be more understanding and helpful to her husband, so many families are willing to marry female officials.

But after marriage, they don't like them to go out. It can only be said that their thoughts are still in a very contradictory state, and it will take some time to change.

The main task of the remaining female official is to assist the historian in recording what happened in the court. In modern terms, this job is the assistant of the meeting recorder. However, the female official is also going to get married soon, so this position is vacant.

As soon as the position was vacant, Minister Lin immediately thought of his little daughter.

He didn't know what was wrong with this little daughter. She was completely different from others from childhood to adulthood. In short, Minister Lin had lived for so many years and had never seen such a shameless person!

This girl's biggest hobby every day is to move a small chair and mix in with those old women, listening to those old women talking about some family matters, every day like this!

She doesn't do any serious work, and does some messy things every day. It's common for her to cheat her parents and brothers and sisters, and it's also normal to cry and roll

on the ground. Which lady from a wealthy family listens to gossip every day and rolls on the ground every day!

Minister Lin felt that if he didn't take care of his daughter, she would be finished. With her personality, it would be a waste of time for her to get married. Who would want to marry such a daughter-in-law? So it would be better to help her find an official position so that she would have a way out in the future. Anyway, she would not resign even if she didn't get married.

When she was too old to work, maybe the emperor would treat her favorably because she had worked hard even if she had no merits.

The most important thing was that this job was really leisurely, and there was basically nothing to do. It was said to be an auxiliary, but the historian was very capable, and she would just stand there as a mascot.

It had to be said that Minister Lin was really worried about Lin Mo.

"Wuwuwuwuwu, Dad, you are partial, why do you want me to go to work!"

Lin Mo cried with snot and tears. She was really satisfied with her current life. Her parents grew up together and loved each other very much. There were no concubines in the family. Her brothers and sisters also took good care of her. They were all born from the same mother.

She just wanted to be a salted fish who was waiting to die. She just ate melons and read novels every day. She relied on her parents now, her brothers and sisters in the future, and her nephews and nieces when she was old. It was perfect!

It can be said that when she traveled to this world, she traveled to the paradise in her dreams! Although there was no computer or mobile phone, her life was just as carefree. She had really had a lot of fun in the past ten years and planned to continue living like this in the future.

But now her old father actually forced her to go to work! This sentence was going to kill her!

Minister Lin looked at his daughter's shameless look, he closed his eyes impatiently, and kept repeating in his heart: They are his own daughter, they can't be beaten to death!

"Bullshit! If nothing goes wrong, your brother will be able to pass the exam this year. Your sister is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is also well-known in the capital. You don't need to worry about getting married in the future. What about you! Can you pass the imperial examination? Can you get married?"

"Yes!" Lin Mo answered decisively, "I can get married! As long as Dad chooses someone for me, I can get married right away!"

It's just getting married, Dad's vision is still good, there is no need to worry about the character of the person he chooses, and she can continue to live a salted fish life after getting married.

Minister Lin: ...

If you want to marry someone, you have to have a choice. Minister Lin can't bear to let his own devil ruin a good person, and he can't push his daughter into the fire pit if she is not good enough!

"Forget it, you should prepare to be an official, work hard, and strive to work for a lifetime, so that you will have a place to stay. After your mother and I are gone, let your brothers and sisters, nephews and nieces take care of you more.

[System, why do you want me to go to work alone? Why don't my brothers and sisters go? Are they targeting me?]

This system was bound a few days ago. Lin Mo took the system out to eat melons every day these days.

System: [I don't know about this. Maybe your parents value you more, or maybe you are really lazy and they are afraid that you will starve to death.]

[Relax, I chose you because you are lazy, otherwise how could I choose you, you are destined to be the one eating melons in this vast crowd!]

Lin Mo: [..., why do I feel that what you said is not good, deliberately targeting me.]

The system laughed and said nothing.

Others have become accustomed to hearing this one-man-one conversation, and they knew that this system existed seven days ago.

At that time, they thought they were crazy, but later they found that everyone could hear the voices of this girl and the one called the system.

When seeking an official position for this girl, Minister Lin also explained the matter of this system to Emperor Xuande in detail. Emperor Xuande was quite curious about Lin Mo and this system, so he immediately agreed to let this lazy girl get an official position.

Chapter 2 System Binding, the Emperor's Big Melon!

Chapter 2 System Binding, the Emperor's Big Melon!

Lin Mo was very dissatisfied with the system's evaluation of her, but the system felt that it was telling the truth.

"What are you still doing sitting on the ground? Dad has already left. It's useless for you to throw a tantrum and roll around. You might as well be obedient and go to court with Dad tomorrow." Lin Qi looked at his upset sister on the ground, his brows almost wrinkled into a knot.

The elder sister is well-educated and does not need him to worry too much, but this little sister is really worrying. No wonder Dad has to take the trouble to get her an official position.

Lin Mo glanced at his eldest brother and slowly got up from the ground.

"Brother, if you pass the exam this year, do you have to go to court too?"

Lin Qi nodded, "Yes, why are you asking this?" What is this girl trying to do again.

Lin Mo sighed and said painfully: "It will be uncomfortable for three of us to work together in the future. If I can't get up in the future, please come and carry me."

Lin Qi: ...

Come on, this guy is really hopeless.

His father asked him to come and see her, and if he saw that she was really uncomfortable, he should comfort her. Now it seems that comfort is not needed. This girl has even thought about the problem of not being able to get up in the court in the future. The

court clothes were delivered in the afternoon. This assistant to the conference recorder is actually an eighth-rank official.

Lying on the bed at night, Lin Mo chatted with the system depressedly: [Tongzi, do you think I really have to go to court? Can I really do this job? ]

System: [It should be possible. After all, you are just going to be an assistant. It doesn't matter what. 】

Although she said so, Lin Mo still felt uneasy. She jumped up from the bed and started to pack her things.

【No, if I don't leave now, when will I leave? I will never go to work even if I die!】

The system was a little speechless as it watched her packing things neatly.

It's not that exaggerated, she would run away in the middle of the night?

Lin Ran, who was outside and worried that her sister would come to see her, looked around and seemed to hear some crackling sounds, but the sound disappeared all of a sudden.

She must have heard it wrong, as Moer should have fallen asleep by this time.

Lin Ran stood at the door of Lin Mo's house and listened. She left only after hearing the steady breathing inside.

This little sister has had strange habits since she was young. She likes to stay alone, even when she sleeps. The servants in her yard didn't hear her shouting because she was basically in the outer yard.

Every time this girl shouts, her voice is really scary, like a man, and she sends the maids so far away. How tiring it is to shout like this every time.

(Lin Mo: You don't understand, this is about privacy.)

After an incense stick of time, Lin Mosheng was caught by his brother and father.

Lin Qi smiled and said, "We thought you would run away, so we have been prepared."

Minister Lin even arranged for someone to guard here to ensure that this girl would not run away again in the middle of the night.

Lin Mo: ...How well do you know me!

System: [Just give up, your brother and your father know you better than you think, don't worry, if you are bored in the morning I will give you some gossips, and I will definitely make your life exciting every day! ]

Lin Mo lay on the bed with a look of despair, but she just didn't want to go to work!

The next morning, Minister Lin came to grab her.

"The little girl is not getting up yet! It's time to go to court!"

Lin Mo was dragged away by her father in a daze, and her eyes were not even open.

Mrs. Lin, Lin Qi and Lin Ran, who were standing at the door to see them off: ...

"Be sure to keep an eye on Moer, don't let her fall asleep in the court!"

Mrs. Lin was really worried about her little daughter. Falling asleep in the court was really something she could do.

After sending the father and daughter away, the three people at home felt uneasy.

Madam Lin rubbed her handkerchief and said worriedly: "Do you think your sister can really do this job well?"

Lin Qi and Lin Ran shook their heads at the same time and answered in unison: "It's hard to say."

Madam Lin: "... Can't you comfort me and give your sister some confidence? She is not that unreliable."

Madam Lin's voice became more and more hollow as she spoke the latter sentence, mainly because she herself did not believe it!

[Ahhh! The sky! The earth! I am so sleepy, I don't want to go to work! ]

Lin Mo kept wailing in his heart while sitting in the carriage.

Minister Lin drank a sip of tea calmly. He was used to hearing this kind of hobby of his little daughter.

System: [Host, just get used to it. It's just standing for a few hours. You just need to be a good mascot. 】

【Tongzi! I don't want to stand. It would be nice if I could find a place to sit down. 】

Lin Mo really didn't want to stand for so long. It was no wonder that those older officials had difficulty walking after standing for so long every day. It would be strange if they could move lightly.

The system also felt sorry for her. She had to go to work early in the morning, which was much earlier than the current eight or nine in the morning. It wasn't even dawn yet .

【Mo Mo, bear with it for a while. I will find some gossip for you later. With gossip, you won't have a hard time getting through the morning court. 】

Minister Lin now only hoped that the gossip the system said wouldn't be too explosive, and that the words it used could be a little more euphemistic.

But he knew immediately that there was no such thing as euphemism when this person spoke.

Along the way, Lin Mo and the system never stopped talking. They talked about everything under the sun, and Minister Lin was stunned.

They talk about other people's affairs, who their children are, and whether other people's men are capable or not. What is this for?

"Hey, we're here. Get off the car quickly. You will follow Lord Li later." Minister Lin brought Lin Mo to an old man with a goatee. The old man had a pen and paper in his hand, and he looked like someone who was not easy to mess with.

Minister Lin wiped the cold sweat from his head. He was finally here! He had been forced to eat a lot of gossip along the way.

"Lord Li, please take care of my daughter." Minister Lin's attitude was very good. His official position was much higher than Lord Li's. It was really rare for him to be like this.

"Lord Lin, there's no need to be so polite. Your daughter and I have a good impression of each other. We will be working together in the future. We are all colleagues, so there is no need to take care of each other," said Lord Li with a smile, looking very friendly.

Soon, all the officials were going to enter the court. Lin Mo stood with Lord Li. Although her rank was low, she stood in the front because of the special nature of her position. However, her position was not very good, after all, she and Lord Li were the same recorder.

After a while, the officials in the court started arguing over something, and Lord Li's pen was about to fly.

Lin Mo asked Lord Li if he needed help, but Lord Li refused her help, so now she is just standing here as a mascot.

[Tongzi, is there any big melon to eat? It's so boring. 】

The system said happily: [Yes! It's the emperor's big melon! 】

Ministers: !!!

Emperor Xuande: ...

Emperor Xuande has already listened attentively. He wants to hear what this matter is about.

The voices of the debate in the court suddenly became much quieter, and everyone's eyes were secretly looking at Lin Mo.

At this moment, Minister Lin was almost suffocated. Can the emperor's melon be eaten casually? There are so many people here, can't you just pick one!

Chapter 3: Tsk tsk tsk, I have never seen such a poor emperor! His underwear was sewn three times.

Chapter 3 Tsk tsk tsk, I've never seen such a poor emperor! His underwear has been sewn three times.

Lin Mo didn't notice the reactions of others. She was hungry and sleepy. Now she had to eat watermelon, so she didn't have the mind to pay attention to other things.

The system said with a cheerful voice: [Your emperor is really poor! Don't look at him looking so good on the outside. In fact, his underwear is torn. It has been sewn three times! ]

Lin Mo was shocked for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter in his heart: [Hahahahahaha, so poor! No wonder the emperor always gives plaques when giving rewards. I thought the emperor was elegant before, but it turns out it's purely because he is poor! 】

Lin Mo's laughter echoed in everyone's ears in a three-dimensional way, and the word "poor" hit everyone's head again and again.

Especially the emperor, whose ears began to feel hot.

Minister Lin is now thinking about how to bury his entire family, but now it seems that their family will most likely be left dead in the wilderness.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched, and the old face on his face was also a little hot.

How did that Tongzi know about his underwear, and why is this girl from the Lin family not ashamed at all when she heard such a question. The crown prince,

the second prince, and the third prince below looked at their father with a bit of strange eyes. They didn't expect that their father's life would be so difficult.

The court officials looked at the emperor with pity. Even his underwear was torn. Before, the emperor always complained to them about being poor and they thought it was fake. They didn't expect that the emperor was really poor!

Emperor Xuande got goosebumps when these people looked at him with such strange eyes. Why did they suddenly look at him like this? He was poor because the national treasury had no money and he had to make up for it himself.

He didn't have any other income, so he just saved from himself.

The system continued: [But your emperor is really a good emperor. Although he is a little poor, he is very good in other aspects. He is much better than the emperors I have seen before. Lin Mo

: That's right. Our emperor can allow women to take the imperial examinations and become officials. This level of thinking is not something that ordinary people can achieve.

Emperor Xuande was praised so much that he was a little flattered. It seems that this Tongzi has seen many emperors. It should be some kind of monster. It says that it is better than the emperors it has seen. This shows that he is a good emperor.

The system kept talking about other examples of emperors who were incompetent. Lin Mo was fascinated by it. The other court officials, including the emperor, were also fascinated.

Their voices became lower and lower. The atmosphere in the court was much better today.

Everyone listened to the system's gossip while discussing national affairs. It was quite exciting to do two things at the same time.

"Your Majesty, the Prince of Qi relied on his status to rob women and fertile land, and even killed innocent people. This matter must not be tolerated!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, a prince who breaks the law is guilty of the same crime as a commoner. The Prince of Qi's actions are really excessive!"

Lin Mo's interest was also attracted here, and the system listened carefully.

The two of them were quiet here, and the two ministers began to play.

"Your Majesty, the Prince of Qi is arrogant and domineering. He does whatever he wants in the capital. I don't know how many people have suffered from it. These are the various incidents committed by the Prince of Qi. Please take a look."

A memorial was presented. Emperor Xuande looked at the memorial and his face became worse and worse.

"Asshole!"

The emperor roared, and everyone knelt down. Lin Mo didn't react for a while, but fortunately Lord Li reacted quickly and kicked her down.

Lin Mo lay on the ground speechless: [...Can't you just give me a hand? Why did you have to kick me?]

The officials standing behind them couldn't help but tremble at the corners of their mouths. They had to hold it in because they were still attending court!

The emperor was about to scold, and the words were on his lips, but Lin Mo almost retorted.

Now the tense atmosphere was finally dispersed.

Minister Lin's eyes began to darken, and the people around him quickly supported him, with pity in their eyes. It was really a sin to have a daughter like this.

"Your Majesty, the Prince of Qi is the only son of the King of Qi. When the King of Qi was guarding the border, he was injured in battle. Later, his hidden injury recurred and he unfortunately died. I think we should treat his only son carefully so as not to hurt the hearts of the soldiers on the border." As

soon as the Protector of the Nation said this, everyone's face changed, including the emperor.

[It's really a joke that you have to consider so many things when punishing a guilty person], Lin Mo lowered his head and rolled his eyes.

The Protector of the Nation's face changed all of a sudden, and the others were much more relaxed, and the emperor's face looked a little better.

The Protector of the Nation looked at Lin Mo with a cold face, and the Crown Prince and the Second Prince blocked his gaze without saying a word.

Ugh! This world belongs to my father and the people, not to Prince Qi. The girl from the Lin family is right. Why should we care so much about punishing a guilty person?

Lin Mo did not notice the turmoil in the court. She was very careless.

[Bah! Why did he die of a recurrence of a hidden injury? He clearly died in a woman's bed]. The system's words almost made everyone gasp.

Even the emperor moved his butt and wanted to sit closer to listen.

Because Prince Qi died of a recurrence of a hidden injury, the emperor always treated Prince Qi's mansion with favor. After all, Prince Qi was injured while guarding the border.

But if he didn't die from a recurrence of a secret injury, then the honors and favors of the Prince of Qi's Mansion over the years were all deceived. When the emperor thought about being fooled by a dead man, he was really furious.

Lin Mo was also very curious: [Tongzi, please tell me in detail, tell me what happened. ]

The face of the general who protected the country was so dark that he couldn't bear to look at it. He wanted to get closer to Lin Mo, but the emperor gave a look, and the two generals beside him pulled him back. The civil officials in front also cooperated very well and blocked the general who protected the country tightly.

In order to prevent Lin Mo from discovering that everyone was eavesdropping, they pretended to continue discussing things, but the voices were much lower.

After the system sorted out the process of the matter, it began to say: [This general who protects the country was previously a subordinate of King Qi. King Qi promoted him, and he and King Qi have a somewhat unclear relationship.]

Lin Mo; [Hiss! So exciting!]

Emperor and ministers: Hiss! So exciting!

The system continued: [King Qi is guarding the border on the surface, but he is eating, drinking and having fun on the border. It was King Xin who fought and guarded the border. King Xin's leg was injured in the war.]

Prince Xin, the emperor's eyes flickered. He had never paid much attention to this younger brother. He was always taciturn and had a very low sense of presence. Moreover, he used to be with Prince Qi. Later, Prince Qi said that his leg was injured, and he stayed at home after returning to Beijing.

If Prince Qi really did these things, then these things must be announced to the world. Prince Xin should be compensated for the grievances he had suffered for so many years.

[Prince Qi's poor health was not caused by fighting, but by excessive indulgence, and he was not particular about men and women. The Protector of the Country was also a handsome man when he was young, so he accepted the Protector of the Country. ]

Everyone's eyes changed when they looked at the Protector of the Country. They didn't expect that the Protector of the Country, who looked tough and upright, was actually such a person.

Chapter 4: All the civil and military officials in the court eat melons together, melons about the general who protects the country!

Chapter 4 All the civil and military officials in the court were eating melons together, and the melons were about the General of the Nation!

The veins on the face of the General of the Nation were exposed, and he absolutely could not let her continue talking!

"Your Majesty! Me!"

As soon as he shouted, the Crown Prince and the Second Prince used a left hook and a right hook, knocking out the man's teeth.

The two brothers looked at each other. They were enjoying eating the melons and could not let irrelevant people disturb them.

The "irrelevant" General of the Nation on the ground: ...

Everyone was startled by the General of the Nation's shout. If he had said that they could hear Lin Mo's words, it would be terrible!

Emperor Xuande cast a look of admiration at his two sons. They were really worthy of being his sons, and their reactions were so quick!

The third prince who was almost squeezed away by his two brothers:...

Could you at least remind me! I was almost squeezed to death by you!

Lin Mo seemed to hear someone calling the emperor, so he raised his head in confusion: [I seemed to hear someone talking just now, did I hear it wrong? ]

Everyone became nervous at once, would they be discovered! It's all the fault of the generals who protect the country, if they were discovered, they would not let him go!

System: [Aren't everyone talking here? They are discussing national affairs. Do you still want to eat melons? ]

Everyone: Yes, yes, yes!

Lin Mo: [Of course, otherwise it would be so boring to stand here, you can continue to talk about King Qi and the generals who protect the country. 】

After hearing Lin Mo's words, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, they were not discovered.

System: [After the Protector General followed the Queen of Qi, the two had a very good relationship, almost like honey in oil. The Queen of Qi even ignored the Queen for him. 】

[But the good times didn't last long. The Queen of Qi liked young and good-looking people. The Protector General was exposed to the wind and sun on the frontier, and soon his appearance was outshined by the newcomer. 】

However, using beauty to seduce people will not last long. Everyone looked at the Protector General with a trace of pity.

This is also a poor man who has lost favor. Even Emperor Xuande thought that the Protector General was quite miserable.

Lin Mo asked in confusion: [The general who protected the country has fallen out of favor, why is he still protecting the King of Qi so much now? Could he be a love brain?]

What kind of brain is a love brain? But it doesn't sound like a good brain.

Although everyone was curious, they didn't think too much. The most important thing was that they wanted to hear the sequel! Hurry up and continue talking!

The system continued: [Although he fell out of favor, the King of Qi compensated him, promoted him all the way, and even married him a wife, although that wife was also slept with by the King of Qi. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone: ...

The Protector of the Nation was controlled by two generals who covered his mouth. He was almost angry and ashamed. His secrets were about to be revealed by the system!

Emperor Xuande looked at the Protector of the Nation with a particularly complicated look. It must be said that the Protector of the Nation was very tolerant. He seemed to be quite comfortable wearing such a big green hat.

[Anyway, the Protector of the Nation knew how all this came about, so he always respected the King of Qi. The most important thing was that he still had feelings for the King of Qi. Sometimes the couple would go to serve the King of Qi together. ]

[The two children born by his wife were not his, but the King of Qi's. ]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Is there really nothing wrong with this guy's brain! Does he know that his two sons are not his? 】

System: [I know, he is very happy, because the two children look like the Prince of Qi, so his emotions have been placed again. 】

Everyone: ...

Emperor Xuande: ...

Everything is so wonderful! The Protector of the Nation is really a rare man among men!

The Crown Prince and the Second and Third Princes glanced at the Protector of the Nation who was pinned to the ground, and their eyes were particularly meaningful.

The Protector of the Nation rolled his eyes in anger and was about to faint. The imperial physician who was not far away rushed over and gave him a needle. The Protector of the Nation woke up immediately.

The imperial physician touched his beard and nodded with satisfaction: You want to faint in front of me? No way! The story is not finished yet, you are not allowed to faint!

General Protector of the Nation: ##

The system and Lin Mo were still talking in ecstasy, time passed unknowingly, and then it was time to leave the court.

[Ah, so fast, the General Protector of the Nation hasn't finished eating the melon yet], it was the first time that Lin Mo felt that time passed so quickly.

The other ministers nodded in agreement, yes, it was also the first time for them to feel that the time in court passed so quickly.

System: [It's okay, the emperor, the General Protector of the Nation and the King of Qi's melons have collected a lot of energy for me. ]

[Anyway, the King of Qi is not a good person, the General Protector of the Nation is not a good person, isn't your country poor, wouldn't you be rich if you confiscated their two homes? I checked the laws of your country, and the various crimes they committed are enough to confiscate their homes. Emperor Xuande

and the ministers were suddenly enlightened by the system. That's right! Why didn't they think of it!

Lin Mo: [I'm just a small assistant. I can't control this matter. But someone has submitted a memorial. I guess the emperor will ask someone to investigate it. We just have to wait and eat melons. If you are tired, hurry up and go home.]

Everyone: Why are you tired! Just standing here and eating melons is tiring!

Although they didn't understand what eating melons meant at first, they almost understood it after listening for so long.

Emperor Xuande cleared his throat and announced the adjournment of the court, but some ministers stayed, including Minister Lin.

Minister Lin was already in a trance. Is he going to call for punishment? It's over! Their family is finished!

However, the emperor did not say anything about Lin Mo's rudeness, but just asked these people to watch their mouths.

The emperor's tone was very stern, but everyone looked very embarrassed.

This might be a little difficult! After all, so many people could hear it, what if someone let it slip?

"I obey your order!"

You have to obey it even if it's difficult, there's no other way but to try your best.

Your Majesty is a benevolent and wise monarch, but he also has many ways to punish people, and the people who can sit on the throne are more scheming than ordinary people.

Lin Mo sat in the carriage waiting for his father, and fell asleep while waiting.

When Minister Lin came back, he saw his annoying daughter sleeping with her butt sticking up at him: ...

Minister Lin sighed, then kicked her inside skillfully, she didn't know how to stand or sit properly, so annoying!

When they got home, Lin Mo didn't wake up, so Minister Lin asked Lin Qi to carry her out first.

He also told his wife and children what happened in the court, and his face became worse and worse.

"So, Mo'er has a clear path now, right?" Mrs. Lin was optimistic. Since the emperor didn't blame her, there was nothing to worry about.

Lin Qi and Lin Ran looked at each other, then sighed at the same time, feeling that the days to come would be even more noisy. What was going on?

Chapter 5 Everyone gave underwear to the emperor, Lin Mo slept at the door of his parents in the middle of the night

Chapter 5 Everyone sent underwear to the emperor, Lin Mo slept at the door of his parents in the middle of the night

That night, Emperor Xuande looked at the pile of underwear sent by his three sons and ministers with embarrassment.

It's so embarrassing! It's so embarrassing!

Can that girl stop eating his melons? Isn't it enough to eat the melons of so many civil and military officials in the court!

"Your Majesty, do you need to change the previous underwear?" Eunuch Li lowered his head and tried to suppress the corners of his mouth.

But the emperor's underwear is really unwearable, and it can't even cover his buttocks.

Emperor Xuande sighed and said helplessly: "Change it, it's already sent, it's a waste if you don't want it." He is still a poor emperor now.

But after raiding the Qiwang Mansion and the Protector General's Mansion, he might be a little richer.

Moreover, this system actually has a protection mechanism, which was discovered by someone sent by the emperor.

At this moment, all other courtyards in the Lin Mansion have rested, and only the lights in Lin Mo's courtyard are still on.

"Alas, tomorrow is another day when I don't want to go to work, and I can't get up!" Lin Mo fell on the bed and read the storybook.

Seeing her like this, the system asked in confusion: [Since you know you can't get up, why don't you go to bed now. ]

Lin Mo sighed, turned over and got out of bed, poured a glass of water and said: "I can't sleep, you see that the night time is so beautiful, why waste it on sleeping."

"And I slept enough during the day today, and now is the time to be energetic."

System:...Then it has nothing to say about this.

[I've checked the time for you. It's two o'clock in the morning in modern time. If you don't go to sleep now, you'll probably fail in the morning court.]

[It's okay to take a nap secretly, but it would be embarrassing if you fell asleep headfirst.]

Lin Mo: ...

That's true. Since she can't sleep and has to go to work tomorrow, she has to find a way to have the best of both worlds, staying up late and getting up early tomorrow.

A quarter of an hour later, the system looked at Lin Mo, who was holding the quilt and pillow in an obscene manner, and was speechless for the first time.

[Where are you going to take the quilt and pillow? That's the yard where your parents live. You don't want to sleep with your parents while holding the quilt and pillow. You are such a grown-up, can you have some sense? Lin Mo

: [Who said I was going to sleep with my father and his wife? I just made a bed at their door so that my father could take me away when he got up.]

System: ...

The servants on night watch: ...

No, why do I feel that the second young lady is getting more and more abnormal? She went to her parents' door with a quilt and pillow in the middle of the night to make a bed! Is this something a normal person can think of?

Lin Mo prepared a comfortable bed for herself, and then lay down without any psychological burden. The system is speechless now.

Maybe it was because she slept well in other people's territory. Lin Mo fell asleep not long after she lay down, and snored soon after.

Minister Lin and his wife were bothered by the snoring. Mrs. Lin kicked Minister Lin under the bed.

"If you snore again, go to the side room!"

Minister Lin sat on the floor, confused. No, I'm not snoring! I woke up and still snored. How could I be snoring?

Minister Lin pushed his wife and said a little aggrievedly, "Madam, it's really not me who is snoring. Look, I woke up and still snored. How could I be snoring? Maybe it's the servants who are on night watch who are snoring." Mrs.

Lin got up from the bed in a daze and looked outside. "Go outside and remind them. If they are tired, let them go back to rest."

Snoring at night really affects sleep.

Minister Lin silently got up from the ground, then walked to the door and opened it. As a result, his pupils dilated instantly when he opened the door, and then he fell down with a thud.

"My lord!" The person who was keeping watch nearby exclaimed in surprise.

Lin Mo did not wake up at all in this commotion, but slept even more soundly.

Minister Lin was quickly lifted to the bed, and someone pinched his Ren Zhong to relieve his pain. Anyway, the room was bustling with activity. The servants

had to avoid stepping on someone at the door when they came in and out, but that someone's sleep quality was so good that he was unshakable after falling asleep!

Lin Qi and Lin Ran also hurried over, and as soon as they came, they saw their annoying little sister lying at the door.

Lin Qi Lin Ran: ...

System: [I knew this would happen! This annoying host! The Lin family is really miserable with such a bad daughter.】

Lin family members: ...

Lin family servants: ...

Minister Lin was actually fine, he was just very scared, and he recovered after a while.

"Is that thing awake?" He pointed at the door with a trembling hand and said, "Wake her up quickly! Do you want to scare me and her mother to death by sleeping at my door in the middle of the night!"

Lin Qi sighed and immediately pulled Lin Mo up from the ground.

My goodness, this bad girl actually slept in court clothes. Is she planning to take her away without changing clothes after she wakes up?

Lin Mo was still confused when he was pulled up by his eldest brother.

"Brother, what are you doing? I still have to go to court. You are disturbing my sleep now. Will you help me go to court later? Do you know that work is very tiring?"

Lin Qishou gave her a slap in the face. "You are still tired from work. Look at what you have done! Look how you scared our dad!"

"Why are you not in your room at night and running to the door of mom and dad's room when you are sleeping!"

Lin Mo woke up all of a sudden. Looking at her mother who was trying to hold back her smile, her father with a dark face, and her helpless brother and sister in the room, she quickly asked the system in her heart: [What's going on! Why are all the people here!]

The system replied helplessly: [It's all because of your snoring. How can a girl snore like a donkey? Your parents were woken up by your snoring, and then your father opened the door and was scared by you. 】

【Then the situation became like this. Although I don't have any other hosts, I think you should be the worst host I have ever met. 】

The tone of the system almost made the others laugh. The servants lowered their heads. Lin Qi and Lin Ran bit their lips and their shoulders trembled. Madam Lin wiped the tears from her eyes. Minister Lin almost couldn't hold back his frown.

The system's speech was really funny, and the description was quite accurate. Isn't this purring sound like a donkey's cry?