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Chapter 231 Kneel further away, it's embarrassing for me

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Chapter 231 Kneel farther away, you are so ugly

After being rejected, Master Yang Tian was disappointed for a moment, but he recovered quickly.

Such things cannot be forced. Since others are unwilling, forget it. It is a waste of the good looks of this family.

Looking at the back of the stinky old man, Lin Mo snorted and dragged his father and brother to go home. As he walked, he said earnestly: "Dad and brother, you must not be fooled by that stinky Taoist priest. He is not a good person."

"You all don't know what he does. Anyway, you can't have much contact with him. If you have more contact with him, you will be finished."

Lin Mo's expression was very serious when she said this, but she rarely made such a serious expression, so it looked a little funny now.

Lin Qi pinched her angry face and said with a smile: "I know, I know, but you should also respect Master Yang Tian. He is the disciple of the old national teacher. You don't have to be a stinky Taoist priest all the time. Be careful that he will bear a grudge against you."

Lin Mo nodded obediently, but in his heart he complained unceremoniously: [I am afraid that he will bear a grudge? I want as much black material as I can get from him. Be careful that I will spread it out! ]

Bai Xiao: [That's right, this guy did a lot of fancy things when he was a male pet. I have as much as I want! When the time comes, we will spread it out and let him become the world's number one male pet! Let him be famous for generations! ]

Lin Mo: [Yes! Let him be famous for generations! ]

Lin family father and son: ...Is this how you use "be famous for generations"? Can you two read more books!

After Lin Mo finished speaking, she also felt that this idiom was a bit wrong. She was a college student in modern times (a science student who had not yet graduated). Although she had not used her brain for so many years, the idiom "流名

百世" should be a positive word. [Xiaobai, you seem to have used the idiom incorrectly. It should be "恺臭万年", how can it be used as "流名百世". ]

Bai Xiao: [Yes, but the meaning is almost the same, both are passed on to future generations. Anyway, you don't have to worry. Although this stinky Taoist priest is fickle, he has good character. Don't worry about his revenge. ]

Lin's father and son: ...Forget it, I don't want to argue with these two uneducated people. I'd better force them to read more books when I have time. They are a family of clean officials after all. How can they produce two such uneducated people!

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had no idea that their study career was about to begin.

After leaving the palace, Master Yang Tian went to Wangyou Mountain. When he came back, he had to pay a visit to his master, although his master might not want to see him.

Looking at the empty house, he walked down the mountain with ease.

The old national master was lying in the yard of a widow, enjoying the breeze. His life was really comfortable.

Although the widow was old, she had a unique charm. It can be seen that she was a rare beauty when she was young, and even when she was old, she still had a unique temperament.

Master Yang Tian went from house to house, and looking at his comfortable master, he knelt down immediately.

"Master, I am back. I haven't come back to see you for so many years. Please punish me!"

Yang Tianshi's eyes were red. It seemed that he still had deep feelings for his master.

The old national master opened his eyes for a moment, and then closed them in an instant, "Tsk! How did you become like this! It's really ugly to me. Kneel farther away, kneel farther away, don't kneel in front of me. I'm going to eat soon. You are affecting my appetite now."

Yang Tianshi, who was in high spirits: ???

No, shouldn't you express your feelings to me at this time, and then we, the master and the disciple, exchange our feelings, shed a few tears, and finally go into the house?

Facts have proved that Yang Tianshi still didn't understand the old national master deeply enough.

"Master! I haven't been back for so many years. Do you think it's right for you to say this to me the first time you see me? Don't you miss me all these years?"

Yang Tianshi still refused to give up. He felt that his master must have suppressed his feelings.

The old national master snorted and turned his back to Yang Tianshi. If you don't hide, I will hide.

"If you want to come back, then come back. If you don't want to come back, then don't come back. Why do you have to do all this nonsense? Why should I miss you? As long as you don't die, it's fine. I'm very busy every day. How can I have time to miss you?"

Yang Tianshi: ... When you say busy, do you mean wandering around among all kinds of old ladies?

When the master and the disciple were confronting each other, Widow Yang came out. Seeing Widow Yang's still charming demeanor, Master Yang Tian's eyes lit up.

It was indeed Master. She looked much better than those old ladies he met outside, and her demeanor was also good.

The old national master caught a glimpse of the look in his disciple's eyes, and immediately turned over and got off the chair, kicked over, and then closed the courtyard door.

"Get out, don't affect my comfortable life. If you have nothing to do, go find your senior brother. I'm very busy now."

His disciple was of the same character as him. What if he fell in love with Widow Yang? All the rivals should be driven out!

Master Yang Tian, ​​who was kicked to the ground and lay on the ground looking at the sky, said: ... He has changed. Master is getting more and more excessive!

Don't think he doesn't know what the master is thinking. Isn't he just afraid that he will break into his corner? Is he that kind of person?

How could he possibly do such a thing that would betray his master and destroy his way of life? Anyway, the master is old, he can wait!

(Old National Master: ... Haha, I knew you would think like that, so I'll kick you out. I won't die even if you die!)

When the Grand Master came over, he saw his own junior brother lying on the ground, looking at the sky sadly.

He walked over and kicked him angrily, "What are you still lying there for? Get up quickly."

Master Yang Tian: "Let me lie down for a while, I need to comfort my broken heart. I didn't expect that master would be so cruel. He even thinks I'm ugly and that I affect his appetite. Am I really that ugly now?"

Master Yang Tian looked at his brother with tears in his eyes. If a good-looking young man made this expression, it would indeed arouse sympathy from others, but if an old man made this expression, it would be a bit disgusting.

The Grand Master was disgusted, "Turn your face away! You're so disgusting!"

"Master is right, I think you've been hanging out outside for too long and your health is ruined. You look older than me. If you don't take good care of yourself, I don't think I will want to acknowledge you as my disciple." Master

Yang Tian: ...

The Grand Master's heart is really complicated now. He is the only serious person among the three masters and disciples, and now other people look at him in a strange way.

Even his wife asked him if he had any confidantes outside. God knows! He was busy with state affairs every day, and went home after finishing his work. Where could he find a confidante?

It was unfortunate for the master!

Chapter 232: The Great Monk Who Used Force to Rescue

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Chapter 232: The Great Monk Who Used Force to Rescue

A few days later, everyone officially set out for the summer resort.

All the ladies in the harem will go, and all the ministers will also go with their families.

If there are more people in the harem, they will definitely choose the favored ones. The main reason is that there are not many people in the harem now, even if they take all of them, there will not be many people.

Emperor Xuande is the most excited one. This year, he should be the richest to go to the summer resort. He doesn't have to save ice!

And the food can be better than in previous years. It's really good to have money!

The Crown Princess' belly is slowly getting bigger now. She set out in advance and went there a while ago.

Pregnant women are afraid of heat, and the Crown Princess is one of those who are very afraid of heat, so the emperor gave her a grace to let her stay in the summer resort to nurture the fetus first.

"Brother, are you happy to see my sister-in-law? Are you still having morning sickness? You should not have morning sickness now

that my sister-in-law is not around, right?" The third prince was really curious about his elder brother's morning sickness.

Looking at his annoying brother, the crown prince immediately stepped forward and said, "Get away! You play outside every day and don't know how to help me. Your nephew and niece are about to be born. Have you prepared the gifts?"

The third prince smiled and said, "Need you tell me? I have prepared them a long time ago. I made a wooden horse and a rocking bed for my nephew and niece."

The third prince was strong and good at handwork. When the second prince's child was born, he also gave him small toys made by himself, which were very popular with children.

"Hey, big brother, what should I do if my child is born? Will I have morning sickness?"

The prince pushed his head away and said speechlessly: "It's too early for you to think about this. Didn't you tell me two days ago that you didn't want to have a baby so soon? Since you don't want to have a baby so soon, then you should work hard for me. You are so old and you are not sensible at all."

The Lin family had already made preparations for going to the summer resort.

However, the day before departure, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were still crying.

"Why do we have to study! Why do we have to study even when we go to the summer resort! Dad and brother! You can't force us like this!"

They were suddenly forced to study in the study room these two days. Either Minister Lin or Lin Qi supervised them.

He always asks them questions, and his main concern is their use of idioms.

Looking at the two people crying and hugging their heads, Minister Lin's face is really full of black lines. It would be fine if there is one person with a bad brain in the family, but these two people are both bad.

"I just want you to read more books, is it necessary to cry so hard? Look at the idioms you usually use. If you say you are uneducated, you use a lot of idioms. If you say you are educated, none of your idioms are correct. I don't ask much of you. Just use idioms well for me. Don't embarrass yourself."

Bai Xiao cried with tears in her eyes and said, "Uncle, I think I use idioms quite well."

Minister Lin: ...Are you serious?

Lin Mo also said with tears in his eyes: "Dad, please let us go. It's okay for you to let us read the storybooks, but I really can't read those things with too many words. Do you want to see a daughter who is exhausted by those books?"

The two people knelt on the ground, hugged each other, and looked at Minister Lin with their eyes wide open, with the same expression.

Minister Lin was extremely speechless when they looked at him. During this time, "Okay, okay, let you go for now. Anyway, let me read more books in the future. There must not be two uneducated

people in our family!" Lin Mo and Bai Xiao nodded quickly.

In fact, this is what I thought in my heart.

[No one can be uneducated except us two. We two know everything about astronomy and geography. Who can compare with us in terms of culture! Bai Xiao

: That's right, you used the idiom just now! Know-it-all, isn't that the right way to use the idiom?

The two began to cheer in their hearts. Minister Lin: ...Your happiness is really simple.

On the day of departure, Lin Mo rode his father's horse very happily, and Minister Lin was driven into the car by her.

"Be careful! Don't mess around when riding a horse!"

Mrs. Lin looked at Lin Mo riding a horse happily and was terrified.

Bai Xiao was riding a wild boar next to him. He sat on the pig's back with a dark face and a black aura all over his body.

Why do you ride a horse and I ride a pig! This is not fair! 】 It's not

like there are no other horses at home, why can't he ride a horse!

Lin Mo sat on a tall horse and looked down at him and said: [There's nothing we can do about it, you can't ride a horse. Although you know a lot of theoretical knowledge, there is still a gap between theoretical knowledge and practical operation. 】

[Don't worry, Nail Pa's husband is very smart now and will definitely not let you fall. ]

Originally, Bai Xiao could be put in the sleeve, but it's not good for a person to disappear suddenly on the road. His parents and sister were sitting in the carriage, so let him go out by himself.

Everyone had a lot of fun along the way, and they even took a break in a temple.

Lin Mo looked at the golden Buddha and his mouth was watering.

[Wow! So rich, so rich, this temple is so rich! Is this real gold?】

The emperor and the empress' eyes lit up, but it was a pity that they couldn't move the Buddha away.

Bai Xiao: [How could it be real gold? It's just a layer of gold paper on the outside. But this temple is really rich, and the incense is very strong.]

Lin Mo: [What does this temple pray for? The incense is so strong, could it be praying for children or marriage?]

Generally, temples or Taoist temples with strong incense pray for these two things.

Bai Xiao smiled and said mysteriously: [No, it's for peace, you will know tonight.]

Lin Mo: ??? Praying for peace, and we have to know tonight?

The location of this temple is quite remote. Although they were walking on the official road, they walked slowly because there were too many people. They also had to find a place to stay at night, so the temple became their place of stay. The main reason was that this temple was surprisingly safe, so it became a fixed place of stay for officials traveling on this road.

At night, everyone was very curious about Bai Xiao's prayer for peace.

Just when everyone was about to go to bed, there was a sudden commotion outside, and a large group of villagers rushed in.

Bai Xiao: [Hurry up, the show is about to begin!]

The two men happily hid behind a pillar to watch the show. Behind them was the hut where they lived.

Two or three men with knives followed the villagers, looking ferocious.

When they were about to chop people, the guards around them were about to start fighting, but suddenly two muscular monks rushed out and knocked the two or three people down with two punches. After seeing this, they put their hands together and chanted Amitabha.

Everyone: ...

Lin Mo: [Is this the peace you are praying for? Bai Xiao

said proudly: "Yes, the monks in this temple may have been beaten. If the villagers around encounter any bad guys, they will basically flee here, and then the monks will start to use force to exorcise those bad guys. Do you think this is effective for praying for peace?"

Lin Mo praised with admiration: "It works!" How can it not work!

The emperor, empress and ministers hiding in their rooms: ...

Chapter 233 Snake Hunting at Midnight

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Chapter 233: Snake Hunting in the Middle of the Night

This was the first time they had seen a way of praying for peace. They had never thought that the monks here could fight so well.

Even the emperor couldn't help but sigh: "No wonder the previous emperor used this temple as a fixed place to stay. It turns out that it is really safe."

Ministers: ... They also understood this for the first time.

After those people were knocked unconscious, they were carried away by the villagers. It seemed that they were going to report to the authorities. The monks sorted out their things and went back to chanting. The main point was to get used to it.

Lin Mo looked at those Vajra monks and was really excited: [This is the first time I have seen such a way of praying for peace. Are these monks good at fighting? ]

Bai Xiao: [I don't know if I can fight, but you can beat two people with one punch. Lin Mo

: ...Why are you talking so harshly? Am I so weak?

This night was such a turmoil, but no one slept well, mainly because the feelings in their hearts were too deep.

The abbot came out to see them off when they were leaving the next morning.

"Amitabha, I am really sorry for what happened last night. Please don't blame me, Your Majesty."

The abbot had a long beard and eyebrows, and looked more like a Tianshi than Yang Tianshi.

Emperor Xuande smiled and said, "It's okay. I was enlightened last night. I finally understood why the abbot

's temple is so popular. It's worth it!" It's unreasonable for a temple that protects a certain area not to be popular.

No matter how peaceful the world is, there will always be some dark local officials who can't take care of it.

Moreover, this place is so remote that the government cannot reach the villagers on the mountain or below if they are in danger. Even if they send someone, they have to wait for a long time.

So it is really good to have such a temple here.

The road behind is relatively safe. It is almost night when we arrive at the summer resort.

"Wow! How come this summer resort is better than the imperial palace!"

Although the imperial palace is majestic, it looks majestic from the outside because of poverty, but in fact, it has not been repaired for a long time.

But this summer resort is different. It is a garden-style building with green trees and beautiful scenery.

Emperor Xuande replied: "This place was built by the previous emperor. The previous emperor liked luxury and pursued comfort, so the summer resort was built better."

That's right, the previous emperor brought a large group of people to the summer resort as soon as the weather got hot, and only went back when the weather got cold. He spent

1/3 of the year here, so he had to build this place better.

Bai Xiao: [Be careful, there are many snakes where there are many flowers, plants and trees. There are still many snakes in this garden.]

Hearing this, everyone took a breath of cool air in their hearts, snakes!

Lin Mo: [It shouldn't be, there must be workers watching the summer resort, there may be so many snakes. Bai Xiao

: No matter how careful a person is, there will always be some mistakes. Just don't go to places with lush vegetation. There are fruit trees here. We will go pick fruits later!

After they finished talking, they happily went to find a place to play, leaving a lot of people with mixed feelings.

You said there are snakes in this place, but you didn't say where the snakes are. It's unsafe to live here.

Emperor Xuande coughed and said, "Let someone check all the remaining things in this summer resort, search them carefully, and make sure there are no mistakes!"

At night, everyone went to bed early because they had been traveling all day. The only ones who hadn't slept yet were Lin Mo and Bai Xiao.

The two found a hole in the ground and dug hard with their hands.

"Are there really rabbits in here? Are you sure you are not lying to me? I have dug three holes in a row."

Lin Mo looked at the mud on her hands with a look of disgust. Isn't it said that a cunning rabbit has three burrows? She dug all three holes and didn't find a rabbit.

Bai Xiao also stuck his butt out and dug with his hands: "Don't you believe in my ability? If I say there is one, there must be one!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, his face changed, his expression became extremely ugly, and his movements suddenly froze.

Lin Mo pushed him strangely: "What's wrong with you? Did someone press your acupoints?"

Bai Xiao silently opened the protective cover and took out the things in his hand.

Looking at the big snake in his hand, Lin Mo took a breath of cool air.

"Oh my god! Is this Bai Suzhen?"

This is a very beautiful white snake, as thick as a newborn baby's arm, and more than one meter long.

"Take it! This snake doesn't bite."

Bai Xiao threw the snake to Lin Mo in disgust, but Lin Mo took it happily.

She is not afraid of snakes and has raised snakes before.

When she was a child, she caught a rat snake outside and played with it for two days, and then was discovered by her father, because when her father picked her up and lifted the quilt

, he saw her sleeping with a snake in her arms. That time, her father beat her butt and confiscated the snake. As for where he put it, no one knew.

"Can I raise it?"

Lin Mo stared at Bai Xiao with sparkling eyes, and the expectant look made people reluctant to reject her.

Bai Xiao always agreed to Lin Mo's request, "Raise it, it's a mutated golden python, it's not poisonous."

The two of them searched all night but didn't find a rabbit, but they did find a snake.

In this era, there's no need to consider where the snake came from, just play with it.

The next morning, when Lin Mo was playing with the snake, he was seen by the ladies.

The ladies took a breath of cold air: Master Xiao Lin is so scary! He actually treats snakes as toys!

Lin Mo saw them and greeted them happily, "Do you want to play with me? This is my new pet!"

At this moment, Xiao Jin:...

It's a white snake. Originally, Lin Mo wanted to call it Xiao Bai, but this name was strongly protested by Bai Xiao.

In the end, the snake was named Xiao Jin, because it was a mutated golden python.

"No, no, Master Xiaolin, you play by yourself. We have other things to do. We'll leave first. We'll play together again when we have time."

Go, go, or you'll be left behind to play with the snake!

Bai Xiao said with a gloating smile: "They are afraid of you."

Lin Mo said nonchalantly: "They are not afraid of me, they are afraid of this snake. This snake is so obedient and doesn't bite people. What's there to be afraid of?"

Xiao Jin: ...

It's not that it doesn't bite people, it's that it can't bite in!

This bastard human opened its mouth last night to study what structure was inside its mouth, and it was almost torn apart by her hands!

Bai Xiao also secretly used props to give this snake a little IQ yesterday. After all, it is a more dangerous animal. It's good to let it have a brain and let it know what to do and what not to do.

Chapter 234 Open the Snake's Mouth

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Chapter 234 Open the Snake's Mouth to See

When the emperor called all the lords to discuss state affairs, Lin Mo was also among them.

She was the most conspicuous one among them because she had a snake scarf around her neck, and the snake's head was lying on her head and spitting out its tongue.

The Lin family father and son almost fainted when they saw this scene.

"Lin Moer! What are you doing today! Where did this snake come from!"

Lin Mo turned her head, and the snake head lying on her head also turned its head with her. A pair of green bean eyes on the top and a pair of big eyes below stared at the father and son, looking at the father and son, they all got goosebumps.

Lin Mo smiled brightly at her father, "I dug it out from the cave yesterday. Don't worry, Dad. This snake is not poisonous and is very obedient! It's cool to wear it around your neck in the summer!"

Minister Lin was so angry that his eyes were dizzy, "You didn't sleep in the middle of the night yesterday to dig a snake hole! You must have eaten a lot, so you can't sleep!"

Lin Mo nodded honestly, "Yes, I ate too much last night and couldn't sleep, so I went to dig a hole. I wanted to dig a rabbit hole, but I dug out a snake."

Everyone: ... You are worthy of it!

After that, she showed everyone how obedient her Xiao Jin was, "Don't be afraid of my Xiao Jin, it is very obedient, it will do whatever I tell it to do."

"Xiao Jin, coil yourself into a circle!"

The little white snake was particularly obedient and coiled itself into a circle and hung on Lin Mo's neck.

"Xiao Jin, stick out your tongue."

Little white snake: "Hiss."

Lin Mo played more and more excitedly, "Xiao Jin! Tie yourself into a knot!"

The little white snake tied itself into a knot obediently, but after it was done, it found something was wrong. Why did it tie itself into a knot!

The people around were stunned. It was the first time they heard such an obedient snake.

Bai Xiao said proudly in his heart: [How could the snake I transformed be an ordinary snake? Xiao Jin, I gave it an IQ increase! I spent a lot of energy! ]

Hearing Bai Xiao's words, everyone felt relieved, but they also really admired these two little ancestors.

Staying up late at night to dig out snakes.

The emperor was also very curious when he saw the snake on her head. To be honest, this snake is really beautiful, with a jade-like color, and looks very warm.

Lin Mo held the snake in his hand, and for a while he made circles, then tied knots, and then he opened its mouth to look.

The ministers around him all felt a little sorry for the snake.

You could have met anyone else, but you had to meet this devil. I hope you can live longer and not be tortured to death by it. The

Lin family father and son have already decided to teach this girl a lesson.

She's been up in the roof for three days, right? She stayed up in the middle of the night to dig a snake hole!

Fortunately, this snake is not poisonous and doesn't bite people, and Xiaobai is here. What if this snake is poisonous? What if Xiaobai didn't react and failed to protect her!

Now this girl is really lawless, and this time she must be taught a lesson!

After discussing things, Lin Mo originally wanted to grab his new pet to show it to his two little friends, but he was grabbed by his father's neck.

"Where are you going? I haven't settled the score with you for not sleeping last night. Come here quickly!"

Everyone looked at Lin Mo with pity. This beating was definitely inevitable.

Lin Mo smiled and rolled on the spot to break free from his father's hand, then threw Xiao Jin behind him.

"Xiao Jin! Go! My father is in your hands!"

The little white snake thrown on the neck of Minister Lin:...

Minister Lin:...

[Hahaha, I said Xiao Jin is very useful. It can also be used as a cover. I am really a genius! 】

【What do you call this? This is called a snake with multiple uses. It can be used as a toy and also as a cover. I am the smartest person! 】

Bai Xiao: 【Great! That flip you did just now was so cool! The little Donkey Kong's figure when he was thrown out was also very beautiful. 】

The people around were almost laughing like crazy. You never know what kind of tricks this little ancestor will come up with.

Minister Lin and the snake looked at each other, and finally both turned their heads away at the same time.

If it was an ordinary snake, it might not be so embarrassing, but they all heard Bai Xiao add intelligence to this snake, so it was not an ordinary snake.

Lin Qi sighed and shook his head beside him. He should go find Hua Yao.

"Where's your snake? I heard that you caught a white snake as a pet and named it Xiaojin. Why don't I see your snake?"

Peacock was very excited. He saw Lin Mo looking for snakes.

Although he was afraid of snakes, he also liked snakes because snakes were really beautiful. Snakes are dangerous and beautiful animals. Some people in the city also raised snakes and pulled out the fangs of poisonous snakes.

Many snakes have ugly patterns, but white snakes are so beautiful! He hasn't seen a white snake yet.

Qin Zheng was also very excited, "Yes, yes, Lord Xiaolin, please let us see it. We have never seen a white snake before."

Lin Mo smiled and replied, "The snake is with my father."

The two: ??? Could it be that Minister Lin also likes to play with snakes? I haven't heard of it.

At this moment, Minister Lin took the little white snake back to the room, but was almost chased out.

After explaining the whole story, Mrs. Lin finally understood.

"Looking closely, this little thing looks pretty. Come on, open your mouth for me to see. I have never seen what a snake's mouth looks like."

Mrs. Lin's attitude changed suddenly after she knew that this snake understood human nature and did not bite people.

Little white snake: ... You and that guy are really mother and daughter! What's so good about a snake's mouth!

But it still opened its mouth obediently. What if this person also opened its mouth with his hands like that guy?

The couple stared at the snake's mouth and studied it together. Minister Lin was so fascinated by it, and his eyes looked like he was doing research.

The weather was hot and they put their hands on the snake and kept stroking it.

At this moment, Xiao Jin has lost all hope in life.

Why did it go looking for rabbits last night when it was hungry! Why couldn't it just endure it for a while!

Why didn't it run away immediately after being caught!

When Lin Mo came back at noon, he saw his own snake coiled on the table motionless. His parents were reading a book while stroking the body of the little white snake. They seemed to be quite satisfied with the feel of the snake.

[Yeah! I knew Xiao Jin would not disappoint me. It has successfully captured my parents! ]

When the voice in Lin Mo's heart came over, the couple looked up at the same time, and when they looked up, they saw Lin Mo who looked like a beggar.

The couple: ...Where did he go crazy again!

Chapter 235 You look like an Indian monk now

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an Indian monk now Lin Mo smiled brilliantly when he saw his parents.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back." [Mom and Dad, I'm back to eat melons. ]

Lin Mo is really satisfied now. He didn't expect to eat a melon when he went out for a walk today.

Lin Family Couple: ... Where did you go to eat melons again? Can't you be quiet?

You are not familiar with this place and you are always running around. You really don't care about your own safety at all.

Lin Mo smiled, washed his hands beside him, and ate the cakes.

[I didn't expect my brother to be so powerful. It turns out that men are much more powerful than women when they are scheming. My future sister-in-law is so handsome! 】

She just went to eat her brother's melon. Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao found a quiet corner for a date, but they were found by this man.

County Lord Hua Yao took good care of Lin Qi in everything he did. Lin Qi was forced to be weak, and the roles of the two people were completely reversed.

Lin Mo hid in the dark and was about to laugh at his brother's weak appearance.

Bai Xiao was still explaining why Lin Qi was so weak. The voices of the two people almost stupefied the two people on the date.

Bai Xiao asked happily while eating cakes: 【Before, County Lord Hua Yao wanted to recruit a son-in-law, but those wealthy families were unwilling to marry her. Now, if County Lord Hua Yao marries in, it will be lively. 】

Lin Mo nodded in agreement. Of course, then she would have to pester this handsome sister-in-law every day!

The Lin couple listened to all this calmly. They also knew about their son's affairs. Let the children handle their own affairs.

County Lord Hua Yao is older and more mature, and he is more thoughtful. If they want to get married, they will naturally tell you.

Lin Qi and County Lord Hua Yao breathed a sigh of relief after the two little ancestors left.

"I said that the two of them are messing around every day without anything to do. The emperor should just arrange something for them to do."

Every day, Lin Qi is either wiping Lin Mo's butt or on the way to wipe his butt, or he is being eaten as a melon.

County Magistrate Hua Yao said with a smile: "Hasn't the Emperor also assigned work to Lord Xiao Lin? But Lord Xiao Lin is really not suitable for work. Lord Xiao Lin is a blessed man. He probably comes here to enjoy his life." That

's right. There is no one in the whole capital who is more idle and fun than her. She does whatever she wants every day without any worries. She is really protected by someone above. Anyway,

she has the Emperor and others to support her in everything she does. As long as this little devil doesn't kill people or set fires, it's not a big deal.

Speaking of arson, Lin Mo began to think of all kinds of messed up things in his mind when he was lying in bed that night.

The little white snake was put on another couch by her. Originally, he wanted to hold the little white snake to sleep, but Bai Xiaojian was determined not to be happy.

"How can it get on the bed so quickly? Either it or I can't be on the bed." If the snake gets on the bed, will there be room for it? All the places on the pillow will be occupied.

Between the little white snake and Xiaobai, Lin Mo is more partial to Xiaobai, so she put the little white snake on the couch.

According to the idea in her mind, Lin Mo is now a little excited.

"Xiaobai, how about we curl your hair tomorrow!"

Her hair is a little bit naturally curly, and she suddenly remembered the modern big waves and the exotic small curls.

She can't handle the big waves now, and she can't grasp the mature beauty, but she can create an exotic beauty!

The ebony hair last time was quite beautiful, but it was a pity that it was a long hair, not the curly hair she imagined.

If she styles her hair in an exotic style, she will be the most beautiful girl when she goes out! Maybe she can even lead the fashion in Beijing.

Bai Xiao was almost sleepy. "It's up to you. Do whatever you want. Just don't break your hair."

Although parents are not so strict about body and skin care now, and there is no such thing as being disrespectful to parents if you break your hair, but no one will go to get their hair cut for no reason except when they need to trim it.

The main reason is that this long hair is so beautiful. If the hair is broken, you can't even make a bun.

"You have to be careful and grasp the degree of the curl. There are many failures."

Girls in Beijing like to curl their hair with a tongs. Some girls who love beauty will also curl the ends of their hair. This is not uncommon.

But I have never seen hair permed into wavy curls.

Lin Mo casually agreed. She was already very excited. She seemed to have seen herself transformed into an exotic beauty.

Early the next morning, she found a stove and started to perm the flint.

Looking at the red-hot flint, Lin Mo took a deep breath, let her hair down, and then permed it little by little. The hair

was not very red and hot with the flint, but it was just enough to perm the hair into curls.

Bai Xiao sat and watched. He was quite excited when he saw the first curl.

But a quarter of an hour later, looking at the black-haired lion king in front of him, he was completely silent.

Lin Mo happily threw away the flint in his hand, and then began to look for a mirror.

"Don't I look particularly good and exotic now!"

Lin Mo was very satisfied as he touched his curly hair.

Bai Xiao closed his eyes and turned around. What the hell is exotic? It's still exotic even if it's alien.

Now this person's head is bigger than the others' heads. The hair is very curly, but it's too curly!

The hair was already thick, and it looked even thicker after the perm.

"Hahahaha, it's really me, I succeeded!"

Lin Mo felt that his perm was quite successful. It looks quite curly now. It will be much better if I comb it with a comb. It will be even better if I dip it in a little water. Yes! It must be like this!

When the maid came in, she was almost stunned when she saw the huge hair. However, as a maid who had served Lin Mo since she was a child, her tolerance was much better than other maids.

She listened to Lin Mo's description and combed her hair into an exotic style, but this hairstyle was not easy to take care of, so the bun on her head looked like a bunch of lumps.

Looking at Lin Mo with a snake hanging around his neck and strange curly hair, Bai Xiao commented in her heart: [You look like an Indian monk now. You will look even more like one if you paint your face a little darker.]

Lin Mo snorted. This person is just jealous of her. She curled her hair so successfully today. This person is definitely jealous!

But after going out, Lin Mo also cried when she saw the child who was scared to tears in front of her.

"Wuwuwuwuwu~, why is it so ugly! How come it is a little different from what I imagined!"

She hinted to herself in her heart for so long, but she collapsed all of a sudden after going out and seeing people.

Chapter 236 Lin Mo Becomes a Mountain Monster

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Chapter 236 Lin Mo Becomes a Monster in the Mountains

Seeing the two crying in front of him, Bai Xiaotou was about to explode.

Whose child is this? Isn't there a maid or a servant watching her? It's so dangerous to let such a child run around outside.

Seeing Lin Mo crying, the child's crying gradually became quieter. He approached Lin Mo curiously and asked bravely, "Why are you crying?"

He cried because he was scared. Why did this weird-looking sister cry?

Lin Mo looked at the child with tears in his eyes and said in a sobbing voice: "Look at me like this and you will know why I am crying."

The child suddenly realized: "Then don't cry, there are monsters that are uglier than you. My mother told me a lot of ugly monsters when she told me stories, and you are not the ugliest one among them."

Lin Mo: ...

Bai Xiao: ... You are really good at comforting people.

"Wuwuwu~, Xiaobai said I am ugly, he actually said I am ugly! No one has ever said I am ugly since I was a child!"

Her appearance has always been her proudest point. Everyone knows that she looks like her father, but today she was actually called ugly.

Bai Xiao wiped her tears with a handkerchief and said, "You are not ugly, you are not ugly. The kid is just talking nonsense. It's just that your hair and makeup don't look good. You will look good if you fix your hair and clean your face."

The kid retorted, "It's not the hair that makes people ugly. Don't lie to me, brother."

Bai Xiao: ... Where did this kid come from? What he said was really heartbreaking!

The kid also gave them a moral lesson, saying that you should not judge people by their appearance. Even if they are ugly, they are beautiful as long as they are kind-hearted.

Lin Mo: "Don't leave here! This kid is so insulting, I don't want to see him anymore."

Bai Xiao helped Lin Mo up and carried her away. This little ancestor, doing these things every day is really a headache.

The child looked at the backs of the two people and shook his head, "Alas, although this monster looks ugly, it is really too fragile. This is the first time I have seen a monster that makes itself ugly and cry. I have to go back and talk to my friends."

Lin Mo's makeup was not good to begin with. She made a beautiful face look like she had eaten a child.

In addition, after crying, the makeup on her face melted.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, don't go back yet. Now everyone is up and out. If I go back now, wouldn't it be a joke for everyone? Otherwise, let's find a place to hide first, and then go back when everyone is asleep at night."

Lin Mo also had a rare chance to save face. When he went out in the morning, it was early so there were fewer people outside. This was the time when there were many people outside.

Bai Xiao basically agreed to her requests, "Okay, let's find a place to have some fun and see if the makeup on your face can be washed off with water."

Lin Mo sighed and shook his head, "It doesn't wash very clean. Now this makeup has a little waterproof function. After returning home, you have to use oil to wash it off. If you wash it with water, it can only smudge it."

The two looked at each other and then fell silent. Today was really a terrible day!

On this day, a rumor spread in the village on the outskirts of the city. It was said that a monster came down from the mountain. It had a white face, a red mouth, a black snake on top of its hair (actually black curly hair), a white snake around its neck, and a handsome man in white clothes serving it. When this monster saw people, its voice was like a woman crying, and its face was extremely terrifying.

It was said that she ate children and caught handsome men, and the men caught by her would become her slaves.

This rumor spread in one day, and in the evening, this rumor first reached the ears of the emperor and his men.

After all, they lived in a summer resort in the mountains.

The emperor and his ministers listened to this rumor, especially the big white snake around its neck and the extremely handsome man beside him, and everyone fell into deep thought.

Emperor Xuande looked at Minister Lin and asked seriously, "Is your little Lin at home?"

Minister Lin shook his head with embarrassment, "I don't know what the hell this girl is up to. She went out early this morning and hasn't come back yet when it's almost dark."

Well, now we know who this legendary monster is.

At this moment, Lin Mo didn't know that she had become a legendary monster. She was hiding in the fruit trees on the mountain and eating fruits.

Not to mention that there were a lot of wild fruits on the mountain. She also met one or two woodcutters in the middle, but when the woodcutters saw her throw away her axe, they screamed and ran away.

Looking at these people's reactions, she thought they were embarrassed by her, so she cried sadly for a few times.

After wandering for a day, the two were finally ready to go back.

"We'll go to a corner with few people. They should all be back in their rooms by now, and there shouldn't be anyone wandering around outside."

Bai Xiao had already planned all the routes. Although there weren't many people wandering around outside now, he wouldn't know what would happen later. After all, he could only know what had happened and was happening now.

The two men walked stealthily towards the summer resort. When they reached the door, the patrolling guards were startled by them.

They originally wanted to climb over the wall. Bai Xiao had checked this place and knew that no one should come here now. But who knew that the guard had to pee urgently, so he hurriedly passed by here and saw the two of them.

A few minutes later, looking at the guards surrounding them, the two men were embarrassed.

Lin Mo wiped his face hard to reveal his facial features, but the more he wiped, the more his makeup smudged.

"It's me, it's me. I'm not a monster. I'm Lin Mo!"

Bai Xiao was speechless: [This is really too much! You have become the most feared existence of the villagers on the mountain.]

When the guard shouted monster, Bai Xiao checked it out. He didn't expect that they would become a monster just by wandering outside today.

A quarter of an hour later, Bai Xiao was brought in front of the emperor, and everyone was there.

The Lin family stood in the front with expressionless faces, as if they were numb.

"Lin Mo, there are rumors outside that there are monsters on the mountain. How did you do this?"

Emperor Xuande tried hard to suppress the smile on his lips. This girl is really amazing. How can she always do such strange things?

Lin Mo knelt on the ground and said with a tearful face: "I don't know either. I was afraid of scaring everyone so I planned to come back at night."

[If I had known, I wouldn't have done this curly hair and put on makeup.]

Bai Xiao: [Don't worry, it's just embarrassing, we are used to it.]

Chapter 237 Wiping Nose with Your Father's Pants

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Chapter 237 Wiping nose with one's father's pants

When people heard her words, their expressions were extremely complicated. This little ancestor's ideas were really different from others.

If you came back during the day, people could still see what you looked like. If you came back at night, wouldn't you be scared to death with your clothes? Besides

, you have embarrassed yourself enough. If you came back during the day, people would be curious at most, and there would be no such rumors outside. You had to wander around outside for a day and then create such a weird rumor.

Lin Mo threw himself at his father with tears in his eyes, "Dad, you don't know how I spent my day. I ate wild fruits all day and didn't dare to go down the mountain."

"There was also a child who laughed at me for being ugly, and the woodcutters said I was a monster when they saw me. I have never suffered so much injustice since I was a child, and they actually said I was ugly!" "

We look so similar. If they say I am ugly, they mean you are ugly. Dad, you have to avenge me."

Looking at Lin Mo who was crying while hugging his thigh, Minister Lin struggled for a while, but the human mark on his leg did not move at all.

Now his whole body is full of rejection. You have made yourself like this. If others don't say you are ugly, who else will they say is ugly? Even children laugh at you, and you still want to go out to play. Don't you know how to return the same way?

Lin Mo wiped all his snot and tears on his father's pants, and Minister Lin felt his legs slowly becoming sticky.

The ministers around him took two steps back, luckily they were not hugging their thighs.

Bai Xiao could hardly bear to watch any more, there are hands here, why don't you use them, you have to wipe all your tears and snot on your father's legs.

After wiping his face clean, Lin Mo sighed comfortably, it was still more comfortable to wipe it clean, those hands were probably too small, they would get soaked after wiping the tears, how could it be as convenient as my father's pants and robes.

[Xiaobai, my father's pants and clothes are quite absorbent, do you have the same fabric? I can make two handkerchiefs to wipe my nose. Bai Xiao

: [Yes, there are two pieces of the same cloth in your storeroom.]

Minister Lin was about to collapse. He kept repeating to himself that this was his own child, and he had wiped his tears and snot for him since he was a child.

When this little thing was a child, he would wipe his tears and snot with his face whenever he cried, and his face was all dirty.

It was better to wipe with clothes than with his face, and Minister Lin felt much better after comforting himself.

Emperor Xuande looked at the pitiful Lin Mo, tried hard to hold back his smile and said, "Alright, alright, stop crying. Why are you still crying for a grown-up girl? Don't go out like this in the future. What if you scare others?"

"My dear Minister Lin, take this little ancestor of yours back quickly. She must not be allowed to see me like this tomorrow. Wash her face clean."

Minister Lin nodded stiffly and picked up Lin Mo.

Lin Mo found a comfortable position skillfully, and said to her father in a particularly good mood: "Dad, my little pocket is filled with a lot of wild fruits. I'll give them to you to taste later."

"This fruit is very sweet, sweeter than the fruits sold in the capital. We can use it to make jam."

Minister Lin knocked on her head helplessly and said: "It's already this time, and you are still thinking about eating fruits to make jam. Let's see how you will explain to your mother when you go back. And these pants and clothes, next time if you dare to use my pants to wipe your tears and nose, don't blame me for punishing you."

Bai Xiao followed behind happily: "Uncle, uncle, do you have chicken legs? We haven't eaten all day and we want to eat."

Hearing the voices of these three people getting farther and farther away, everyone smiled helplessly and shook their heads.

It is really amazing to have two such ancestors in one family. In the past, everyone thought that Minister Lin always had a cold face and a rigid temper.

But now it seems that they were all wrong. There is no one in the whole capital with a better temper than Minister Lin. Otherwise, having such a little ancestor in the family must be very mad. How could he be so spoiled?

After Lin Mo went back, she was scolded by her mother, and then her parents forced her to wash her face.

As for why she was not allowed to wash herself, it was mainly because this person rubbed her face with oil twice and was ready to eat, regardless of whether it was washed clean or not.

"Don't move! Brother Huan, you should hold her down. Why are you so restless when washing your face? I'll use water to comb your hair later."

Mrs. Lin's mouth was fierce but her hands were very gentle. Minister Lin held Lin Mo's face. Bai Xiao was eating and watching the show with a bowl in his hand.

"Uncle and aunt haven't washed the dirt behind her ears yet."

"Uncle and aunt are rolling their eyes in the factory!"

Looking at the person who was adding fuel to the fire, Lin Mo was particularly angry and complained in his heart: "Why are you like this? Why are you adding fuel to the fire? Every time my parents beat me, you just watch the show. This is not fair!" Bai Xiao

took a bite of rice and answered cheerfully: "Isn't this fun? And every time your parents beat you, I was kneeling beside you. I was there for you every time you were punished."

The two of them started arguing with each other. Mrs. Lin, the Minister of the House of Lords, washed the face and hair of the little ancestor with a normal expression.

Whose child is so old and still needs to be served by his parents to wash his face and hair? Only this family.

The main reason was that the other maids couldn't hold down the little bastard when washing his hair, and others didn't dare to use too much force.

It took an hour to finally comb her hair. Lin Mo leaned on the chair with a chicken leg stuffed in her mouth, and Mrs. Lin combed her hair bit by bit with a comb.

"If you mess up your hair like this in the future, I won't care about you."

Mrs. Lin rubbed her shoulders, which were sore.

Minister Lin helped his wife to press her and said with a smile: "It's no use your admonishing her like this. If she gets herself like this again in the future, punish her to live out alone for three days. This kind of punishment will be effective."

Lin Mo looked at his father in disbelief: "Dad, am I still your biological son? If you let me live out like this for three days, then by then, the rumors about monsters will not spread outside, but I don't know what kind of hideous ghost I will become."

Today was really exhausting, so the two went to bed early. The next morning when Lin Mo went to the court meeting, he woke up and found that he had failed and was taken away by his father.

As for why it wasn't his brother, it was because they didn't live together. Lin Qi lived with his colleagues, and Lin Ran lived with her good friends. Only Lin Mo, as the Lin couple were worried about her living outside, so they put her in the side hall of their room.

Chapter 238 Foot Infection

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Chapter 238 Foot Breath

"Look at you, you didn't go to bed early yesterday. Didn't you go to bed early after dinner yesterday? Look at the two dark circles under your eyes."

Minister Lin was speechless when he saw her trying to open her eyes. She would wake up on the road before, but now she hasn't opened her eyes all the way.

Bai Xiao was also sleeping soundly in his sleeves. Neither of them was reliable.

Lin Mo wiped her nose and hugged her father's waist. Minister Lin sighed and carried her on his back.

"Wake up, wake up, we'll be there soon."

Suddenly, he felt his shoulder was wet, and he turned his head to see the little bastard drooling on his shoulder.

Minister Lin: !!!

"Wake up! Stop drooling!"

His collapsed look really made the other adults almost laugh to death. It was really fun to have such a funny guy at home.

Finally, a second before the emperor arrived, Lin Mo opened his eyes with difficulty.

[Why doesn't it look like we are in the palace? Where are we? ]

Lin Mo was so sleepy that she thought she was attending court in the palace.

Bai Xiao yawned and answered in a daze: [You forgot, you are in the Summer Resort now. ]

Lin Mo: [Hehehe, the Summer Resort. ]

Hearing this silly laugh, everyone turned their heads away.

The ministers began to discuss business, and Lin Mo began to name the dishes in his mind.

[I want to eat Gongbao chicken, I want to eat spicy chicken, I want to eat beef stewed with potatoes! Braised crucian carp! ]

Suddenly, someone's stomach rumbled, and Lin Mo's eyes widened and began to scan like a radar.

[Xiaobai, whose stomach is rumbling? Are you as hungry as I am? ]

Bai Xiao: [Hua Kongque's father, this man was ordered by Hua Kongque's mother to lose weight, so he hasn't eaten anything from last night to today. ]

[Also, there is a piece of beef jerky in Master Yang Tian's sleeve. ]

Lin Mo licked his lips twice and silently touched his sleeve.

I forgot to prepare it last night, so there is nothing to eat in my sleeve.

Lin Mo looked at the snacks in front of the emperor with tears in his eyes, [The snacks in front of the emperor look so delicious, won't he eat them? Isn't he hungry? Has he eaten breakfast? If not, wouldn't it be a waste to leave them there? Snacks don't taste good if they are left for too long.]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the top, said: ...

What you said, it feels like it would be a waste if I don't give you the snacks.

In the court meeting later, Lin Mo kept shouting that he was hungry, and the sound echoed in everyone's ears, making everyone almost crazy.

[Let's find food, the old Tai Shi looks like a goat, I want to eat roasted lamb legs.]

Tai Shi: !!! You want to roast my legs!

Bai Xiao: [It does look like an old goat, but it's a pity that Tai Shi's legs can't be roasted. 】

Lin Mo sighed in disappointment, [I think General Chen looks like a black bear, and I haven't eaten bear paws yet. 】

General Chen touched his hands, which he couldn't eat!

When leaving the court, everyone rubbed their ears at the same time.

It was too hard for this little ancestor, the whole court was turned into an animal conference for her.

Anyway, there was no one in the whole court, except her own father.

But it was probably because she looked like her father that she didn't say anything. After all, this little ancestor was narcissistic, and she was really satisfied with the face her father gave her.

After leaving the court, Lin Mo ran to the kitchen without stopping, and she sighed comfortably after filling her stomach.

Bai Xiao was still chewing a cake in her hand, "Do you want to eat melon? There is a melon over there in the garden."

Lin Mo wiped his mouth and said, "Go, why not!"

At this moment, two girls in the garden were about to fight, and the girls next to them were either trying to persuade them to fight or watching the show.

"You are shameless, you are the daughter of an official family, and you actually threw yourself into the arms of my fiancé in public, do you still have shame!"

Lin Mo heard this sentence as soon as he came over.

[Wow! This is my favorite love triangle plot! ]

When Lin Mo's thoughts came over, everyone was silent for a second, and even the expressions on the faces of the two quarreling girls were a little strange.

No, why is this little ancestor here! Doesn't she play with her snake every day?

Lin Ran heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Mo's excited face. Now that Mo'er is here, he knows the whole story. Now the scene is really chaotic.

You don't know who is right or wrong. The main thing is that it is common for someone to snatch whose fiancé in the capital.

Who doesn't want to fight for the top? Some people are unscrupulous, but they are also fighting for themselves. However, some people are unscrupulous and hurt others, which is a bit undesirable.

Bai Xiao chewed a cookie and said in his heart: [The girl in the green skirt is in the arms of the fiancé of the girl in the pink skirt, and the girl in the pink skirt happened to see it.]

Lin Mo: [Then, who is wrong in this? Bai Xiao

: [None of the girls or the guy was wrong. It was an accident. No one could guarantee that he would not sprain his ankle. But the girl in the pink skirt wanted to cancel the engagement, so she made a fuss about it.] The girl in the pink skirt

changed her expression. She was indeed very dissatisfied with her fiancé, but her family wanted her to marry him.

This incident happened to her today. She thought it was a godsend. The most important thing was that Lin Mo was always hanging out outside these two days and basically had not been to this garden.

But who knew she was here today!

Lin Mo clicked his tongue in his heart and said with disdain: [The girl in the pink skirt is so immoral. She ruined the reputation of the two of them. She should just cancel the engagement if she wants to. She can use some tricks, but this trick is too disgusting. Ugh!]

Others also moved away from the girl in the pink skirt, and the girl in the green skirt breathed a sigh of relief.

She didn't even know her fiancé. She came to the capital with her father at the beginning of this year. She came here by chance. It can be said that she has not yet fully entered the circle of the capital.

She was full and had an affair with another fiancé regardless of her reputation. She never thought about marrying into a wealthy family. It was good enough to live a peaceful life. Today, she really sprained her ankle on the road and accidentally bumped into someone.

Bai Xiao suddenly said to Lin Mo mysteriously: "Do you know who this pink skirt likes? She likes the prince!" She is the cousin of the Crown Princess. When the Crown Princess was pregnant, her family sent her to accompany her. She danced in the garden of the East Palace every day, trying to seduce the Crown Prince. As a result, because she danced too much and didn't wash her feet frequently, she got foot odor. When she was alone with the Crown Princess, the Crown Princess smelled the odor and sent her out tactfully. 】

【She also tactfully reminded her family to let someone take a good look at her. If her family misunderstood and thought that the Crown Princess was urging them to help her find a husband, they would immediately find a marriage for her. 】

Chapter 239 Am I a despicable person?

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Chapter 239 Am I a cheap person?

Bai Xiao's words made everyone look strange, especially the young man who was engaged to him.

Is he such a cheap person? He picked someone to be engaged to and chose him.

He doesn't want a wife with foot ulcers, okay?

The girl in the pink skirt is called Jiao Qingya. She has a good family background. Since she has a cousin who is the crown princess, she has been even more proud.

She thinks she is prettier than her cousin. If the crown prince hadn't seen her cousin first, she thinks she would have had a chance. So although she has been respectful to the crown princess on the surface for so many years, she is still dissatisfied in her heart.

Lin Mo looked at Jiao Qingya, and then suddenly thought of something, [Foot odor seems to be contagious, and it seems that it can also be transmitted to the hands, right? ]

Bai Xiao: [Yes, and it spreads very quickly. As long as someone touches her used shoes and socks, they may be infected. ]

Hearing this, everyone stepped back a few steps at the same time, and their expressions became terrified.

Especially the young man who was engaged to her, he must talk to his family to cancel the marriage after returning home, even if it means ruining his reputation.

What kind of foot odor is this? It can be contagious! And this girl is too untidy. Doesn't she know to change and wash her shoes and socks frequently? She has to catch such a disease.

Jiao Qingya's face was already red. She had thought of many ways to get rid of the disease, but none of them

worked. Soaking her feet with medicine was useless, so she would fumigate herself with a lot of incense every day. Lin Mo silently pulled his sister away and said, "Sister, let's go, let's not stay here." [This place is too dangerous. What if my sister gets foot ulcer? What if the whole family is infected?]

At this moment, the other young ladies of the Jiao family were about to collapse. They wouldn't get foot ulcer too, would they? There are

so many girls in the family who still need a reputation. If one of them gets a disease like this, how can she get married in the future?

Lin Mo pulled his sister away without caring about other people.

After seeing the Lin sisters leave, everyone dispersed immediately.

"Go, go, don't stay here. I must ask the doctor to check if I am sick after I go back."

"It turns out that foot odor is contagious. Why do you come out if you are sick? Don't you know how to treat your illness at home?"

Listening to the voices around her, Jiao Qingya felt dizzy. She really didn't expect things to develop into what they are now. This is completely different from what she thought.

She wanted to cancel the engagement but she never thought about ruining her reputation. From today on, she knew that his reputation was over. Even if she cured the disease, he probably wouldn't be willing to marry her.

"Miss Jiao, I really didn't expect you to be so dissatisfied with the marriage between the two families. If you really don't want to, you can send someone to tell me. It's not impossible for our family to cancel the engagement."

"We can also take the responsibility, but it's a bit too much for you to use such means. Since you are not interested in either family, I will ask my family to cancel the engagement after I go back."

Master Yuan is really angry now. He is actually not very satisfied with the marriage between the two, but adhering to the attitude of being responsible for the girl, he acquiesced.

Even if the two are together in the future, he will take his responsibilities, but he didn't expect the result to be like this.

"No, it's not like that. It's okay for us not to cancel the engagement. Don't listen to her nonsense." Jiao Qingya is also a little panicked now.

If this marriage is cancelled, she will really have no way out. Who will be willing to marry her?

Now that she has such a disease, let alone marrying into the Eastern Palace, even if she marries a better family, everyone will dislike her. The Yuan family is now her best choice.

Master Yuan saw her like this and his face was full of disgust. "Miss Jiao, I am not someone you can invite back and forth. It was your family who sent someone to arrange the engagement, not my family who took the initiative." "

It's your business to like the prince, but don't drag our family into it. If this accident hadn't happened today, the reputation of this girl and I would have been ruined by you."

The girl in the green skirt had already hidden in the crowd. It was better for her to stay away from the disputes between these wealthy families to avoid hurting innocent people.

Young Master Yuan was a very upright person, and he felt quite guilty towards the girl in the green skirt. "It's okay if my reputation is ruined, after all, I'm a man. But if this girl's reputation is ruined, what will you let her do in the future? You are pushing her to death!"

Miss Jiao lowered her eyes guiltily. "Then there's nothing wrong, and it's a fact that she fell into your arms. Maybe she just wanted to marry someone rich."

The girl in the green skirt quickly said, "I don't! If I had any idea of ​​marrying someone rich, I would be struck by lightning!"

Miss Jiao was really humiliated. Anyway, this matter could not be concealed, after all, so many people here saw it.

After Lin Mo pulled his sister away, he still worriedly warned her: "Sister, don't play with those bad people in the future. Miss Jiao is not a good person."

Lin Mo was already thinking of a reason in her mind. How to explain that this girl is not a good person? She had to think of a perfect reason.

Lin Ran: "Okay, then I won't play with her in the future. It was an accident that we met today. We don't have much interaction in normal times."

Lin Mo: ??? Don't you need me to give you a reason? Are you going to agree to it?

Bai Xiao: [Wow, your sister listens to you.]

Lin Mo raised his chin proudly: [That's right, this shows that my sister trusts me. You should check my sister's circle of friends and see if she has any other friends with bad personalities. 】

Lin Ran's mouth twitched. Why does it feel like her little sister has a feeling of her parents? When she was a child, her parents told her not to play with bad people when she went out to play with her friends. Her

father would sometimes investigate the character of her friends, because children sometimes couldn't tell the difference. After she was able to distinguish between good and bad people, her parents would let her go out to play by herself.

Bai Xiao searched carefully and then said: [Don't worry, don't worry. Your sister's good friends are all people with good character. I have to say that your sister's vision for choosing friends is really good. 】

Lin Mo: [Of course, my sister is the best. Everything about her is the best! 】

Looking at this sister bragging, Lin Ran and Bai Xiao shook their heads helplessly in their hearts.

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finally stayed here with my sister for a while, but soon an uninvited guest came.

"Ran'er, you are here. I went down the mountain to buy some snacks. Do you want to try them?"

Ji Qianhua held two oil paper bags in his hand. Lin Mo snorted and smelled them. They were quite fragrant.

[This guy flatters my sister every day. Doesn't he know that my sister doesn't eat these greasy things? ]

Lin Mo snorted, then took the things from his hand, "You really don't understand my sister at all after so many years. Don't you know that my sister doesn't eat these greasy things now?"

Ji Qianhua watched her naturally open the oil paper bag and stuff the elbow inside into her mouth, with an extremely helpless expression on her face.

Bai Xiao has already taken another oil paper package. Hmm, this pork elbow smells so good! It feels even better than the ones sold in the capital.

"Well, my sister doesn't eat this and it would be a waste if it's just left there. I solved it for you. No need to thank me."

Lin Mo's face was full of happiness and his mouth was full of oil. In fact, everything in this summer resort is good, but there are not many delicious foods.

Lin Ran Ji Qianhua: ...

You really haven't changed at all in these years. If you want to eat, just eat it. Why do you have to find a reason for yourself?

But Lin Ran really doesn't like to eat greasy things now, mainly because the weather is too hot now, and eating greasy things makes him feel uncomfortable.

"Brother Qianhua, sit here and take a break. Look at the sweat on your forehead." Lin Ran handed his handkerchief to Ji Qianhua.

Ji Qianhua laughed out loud and was about to take the handkerchief, but Lin Mo was quick to take the handkerchief and kicked it into his arms, and then handed Bai Xiao's handkerchief that had just been used to wipe her mouth to him.

"Men and women should not touch each other. You use Bai Xiao's."

Bai Xiao: ...

Ji Qianhua: ...

How presumptuous of you! Two grown men sharing a handkerchief, what do you think?

Lin Ran bit his lip and lowered his head, mainly because the expression on Ji Qianhua's face was really funny.

No matter what contact the two had later, Lin Mo had to come over and intervene.

In the end, Ji Qianhua really couldn't bear it anymore, so he carried her on his shoulders and carried her away.

"Ran'er, I suddenly remembered that I have something to deal with with Mo'er. I'll come over later."

Bai Xiao watched Lin Mo being carried away, still chewing on the pig's trotter.

Lin Ran saw him still eating and asked with concern: "Aren't you going to follow?"

Bai Xiao finished chewing his own pig's trotter and took the half pig's trotter left by Lin Mo very naturally, "No, no, nothing will happen anyway." [I can sense what is going on, anyway, the distance is not far, if I don't finish eating this half pig's trotter, it will be gone, and if I wait for her to come back, I won't be able to eat it. ]

Lin Ran was speechless, people are not as important as half a pig's trotter, right?

That girl chewed this pig's trotter into such a hole, and you can't eat it.

In fact, Bai Xiao not only ate it, but also enjoyed it. After all, it was not the first time that he ate Lin Mo's leftovers.

Lin Mo, who was carried away by Ji Qianhua, was not so comfortable, but he still found a comfortable position for himself.

By the way, he wiped the oil on his mouth and hands on the other person's back.

After wiping, he said: "Brother Ji Ji, your clothes don't absorb oil very well. It feels like you can't even wipe my hands clean."

Feeling this bastard girl wiping her mouth on his shoulder, Ji Qianhua was so angry that his veins popped out.

"Behave yourself, you little bastard! Who told you to rub oil on me? Also, don't call me Brother Ji Ji! Call me Brother Hua or Brother Qian Hua."

What Brother Ji Ji? When he was a kid, he thought it was normal to call him Brother Ji Ji. It was just that kids liked to use reduplicated characters.

But ever since he saw that bastard girl calling a bull whip "Niu Ji Ji", he could no longer look down on his name.

Lin Mo scratched his ear with his hand and said with a grin, "I've been calling you Brother Ji Ji since I was a kid, and I can't change it. I tell you, if you want to marry my sister, you have to get past me, so I advise you to be nice to me, or I'll whisper in my sister's ear!"

Feeling the greasy claws on his ears, Ji Qian Hua's emotions were already on the verge of collapse.

"Take your paws off my ears! You wiped them on my clothes and my ears, didn't you?"

"Since you know I'm interested in your sister, shouldn't you help me? After all, we grew up together and I've always taken care of you."

In fact, the two pork elbows were bought specially for Lin Mo today. How could he not know that Lin Ran didn't like greasy food recently?

Every time he came to see this little girl, his hands were never empty. He prepared light snacks for Lin Ran and had them delivered to her room long ago.

"If you eat my pork elbow, you have to speak up for me, otherwise don't expect me to bring you delicious food."

Lin Mo grabbed his hair and refused to let go: "I won't!"

The two people, one big and one small, who were not siblings but more like siblings, began to wrestle. When Lin Ran and Bai Xiao came over, Ji Qianhua's hair was about to be pulled off.

"Little girl, let go! Why do you always like to grab people's hair!"

Lin Mo's hand was also held, "Let go of my hand first and I will let go of your hair."

Looking at the two people wrestling on the ground, Lin Ran held his forehead and sighed helplessly.

It has been like this since childhood. They are still fighting at such an old age.

Bai Xiao excitedly gave advice on the side: [Pinch his itchy flesh, pinch his itchy flesh! 】

Lin Mo's eyes lit up and he quickly tried to tickle Ji Qianhua's itchy flesh. The next second, Ji Qianhua laughed and turned his body into a shrimp.

Lin Mo got up from the ground, wiped his face and said proudly: "So what if you are the ever-victorious young general? You still can't beat me!"

Lin Ran looked at her tricky tricks and silently closed his mouth: Just be happy.

Ji Qianhua lay on the ground with no desire to live. After Lin Mo and Bai Xiao left happily, he sat up from the ground pitifully.

"Who can control this little bastard girl? Ran'er, look at how I got bitten."

He rolled up his sleeves, revealing two teeth marks on his forearm.

Lin Ran touched his hand apologetically and combed his hair, "Ah, didn't I tell you to stop provoking him? Mo'er, you still know your limits, otherwise you would have more than just these two problems on your hands, and your hair would not be on your head anymore."

Ji Qianhua hugged Lin Ran's hand while crying, and Lin Ran comforted him carefully.

In a corner that Lin Ran couldn't see, Ji Qianhua smiled.

Humph, that little girl still wants to fight with him, isn't there a method called the self-torture tactic? If he doesn't want to get bitten, that little girl probably can't get close to him.

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Lin Mo and Bai Xiao started to quarrel after they left.

"Where's my food! I was away for such a short while and you ate my food!"

Lin Mo wanted to come back to look for her pork elbow and pig's trotter, but all he saw was a pile of bones.

Bai Xiaoli said with a strong voice: "I am helping you. If you wait for you to come back, these things will be cold and not tasty. You are such a picky person and you will definitely not be able to eat them by then. Wouldn't it be a waste? So I helped you eat them."

When Lin Mo said this, the look in his eyes when he looked at him was a little strange.

She thought for a while and then asked seriously: "Where did you learn to be so shameless? You were not like this before. Tell me who corrupted you!"

Bai Xiao didn't say anything but just looked at her silently, but that look revealed everything.

Lin Mo: ... You can't have learned it from me, I'm not so shameless, I'm the most open person.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds and then turned their heads away at the same time. The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Just when the two were in a tense atmosphere, it seemed that someone was quarreling not far away, and it sounded like the quarrel was quite fierce.

"What's going on? Why does it feel like someone is fighting?"

Lin Mo pulled Bai Xiao and trotted over. As a result, behind a rockery, they saw a lady grabbing an official's ear and scolding him.

"It's fine if you cheated at home, but you actually came here. Are you afraid that this matter will be exposed?"

Lin Mo's eyes widened, and his face immediately changed. [Xiao Bai! Is there another melon! ]

When she said this, the couple paused.

Didn't they say that Master Xiao Lin was in the garden? When did he come here!

Bai Xiao looked at him and said: [This official loves beautiful women. He slept with all the maids at home. He didn't stop here and even had sex with some maids. His wife just caught him cheating. 】

Lin Mo sucked in a breath of cold air when he heard this, [Oh my god, this guy is so bold, everyone lives together here, although this summer resort is great, but no matter what, you can't be as free as in your own home, he is looking for excitement! 】

[And there are so many unmarried girls here, although everyone lives separately, what if they are accidentally caught by others. 】

Bai Xiao nodded and agreed: [That's right, in the whole capital, even the emperor's women don't have as many as this guy, there are probably 180 women with or without status. 】

Lin Mo sucked in a breath of cold air when he heard this, what kind of stud is this!

The official's face was already reddened by what he said. He had no other hobbies but to love beautiful women. Is that not acceptable?

The lady was so ashamed that she wanted to crawl into the ground. This was a family scandal. It was fine if the scandal was spread around the family, but now that this little ancestor knew about it, it would not be long before the whole capital knew about it.

It was all this bastard's fault! Aren't the maids and concubines at home satisfied with him?

Bai Xiao: [This guy is an honest official, but he likes women. Oh, he works under the Minister of War and is considered the confidant of the Minister of War.]

The Minister of War, Lin Mo had some impression of this person. Every time he saw her, he smiled and seemed to have a good temper.

But Lin Mo is still concerned about a problem, [Xiao Bai, I am very curious now, this man is so messy, is he not infected? ]

Bai Xiao: [He is sick, but he hid the disease and infected all the women. His mother forced his wife to have children every day, how can she have children! ]

[So he thought of a way, borrowing sperm, find a few clean women to borrow sperm from others, and then give birth to a few children, so that he can prove that he is not incompetent, and he can have offspring, but it is hard for his wife, who has not had a child for so many years and is being held hostage by her mother-in-law for this matter. ]

Lin Mo: ... What kind of man is this!

Let's go, let them deal with their own affairs, and it is better for them to stay out of other people's family affairs, so as not to cause trouble.

After the two men left, the lady slapped him so hard that sparks flew out.

"It turns out that you are the one who is sick! You are sick, but you let your mother torture me like this!"

"Don't forget that I married you as a lower-class man. If it weren't for my family's help, would you have been able to be an official so smoothly?"

The man was beaten and screamed in pain. How could he let others know about this? So there was nothing he could do.

The lady's hands were shaking with anger. After all, she couldn't have children, and her mother-in-law always used this to torture her. She endured all of this.

Unexpectedly, it was not her who was sick from beginning to end, but this bastard who was sick, and he even infected them with the disease!

The man was beaten so hard that he had no power to fight back. He begged for mercy, "Madam, I know I was wrong. I will definitely find a doctor to see me when I get back." He

just hoped that Master Xiaolin would not spread this matter, otherwise he would lose face. He is still thinking about the embarrassing thing.

There are countless women who have had casual affairs with him. There are 100 or 80 regular women at home and outside, but there are countless women who only met once or fell in love at first sight.

No wonder Xiaobai said that the emperor's concubines are not as many as his, because the emperor has only a few concubines.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao no longer paid attention to what happened here, because they discovered something big, a very, very big thing!

"Don't come over here! Hurry up and leave! Don't come over here to scare me!"

The second prince kept walking fast in front, and the little grandson behind him grabbed the little white snake and happily chased his father.

"Daddy, daddy, don't run away. Will you play with me? Xiao Jin is so fun!"

The little grandson didn't care about his father's fear at all, and chased his father with small steps.

The second prince was about to collapse, "Lin Mo! Hurry up and take your snake away! Don't you know it ran out?"

He didn't know when the snake ran to his residence, and what about the two concubines! Isn't the child under their care?

His inner cry was not heard by others, and his son didn't care about his feelings at all, grabbing Xiao Jin and rushing towards him all the way.

At this moment, the two concubines were sitting in the pavilion, watching this scene and happily eating melon seeds.

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When Lin Mo and Bai Xiao heard the shouting and came over, they saw the father and son confronting each other.

The little grandson of the emperor was smiling innocently, holding a white snake in his hand.

The second prince was sweating and panting.

[What does this mean? What happened to the father and son?]

The second prince turned his head suddenly and saw Lin Mo as if he had seen a savior.

"Quick, quick, take your snake away. Don't you know that your snake has escaped?"

He didn't understand why his son was so bold that he dared to catch a snake and play like this.

When Lin Mo saw Xiao Jin, he was quite surprised, "Ah, how did you escape? Aren't you with my parents?"

Xiao Jin climbed down from the little grandson of the emperor's hand very cleverly, and then rolled up Lin Mo's legs.

The little grandson followed suit and hugged the second prince's legs, "Daddy, I want to be hugged, I want Second Mother."

The second prince picked up his son and said speechlessly, "Why didn't you think of Second Mother when you were chasing me just now? Don't play with snakes in the future, you know, your father is most afraid of this thing."

The father and son walked away, and the two concubines saw the father and son coming over and quickly packed up their things and ran away.

The little grandson climbed to the top of the second prince's head again and said he wanted to ride a big horse. The second prince had no choice but to put him on his neck to sit.

He was really not good at taking care of children, so he really admired Minister Lin. I heard that Minister Lin personally raised Lord Lin.

This one in his family is already naughty enough, and Lord Lin will probably be even worse when he is young.

"Hurry up, hurry up, or you'll be forced to take care of the children again. It's so hard to rest for a while!"

The little grandson of the emperor is really difficult to deal with. He has one idea or another every day. The little princess is easier to take care of.

Lin Mo was educating Xiao Jin, but suddenly heard the screams of the second prince.

When the two ran over, they saw the little grandson of the emperor grabbing the second prince's bun with an expression on his face that seemed to be exerting force. The second prince was dancing with a face full of tears, and there was an unknown object flowing down his neck .

Xiaobai said excitedly: [Yohoo! The shit is about to come! ]

Lin Mo was also very excited. He didn't expect to see such a good show.

[Come on, work hard to poop. It doesn't matter if you can't poop, at least you can fart! ]

After hearing this, the little grandson of the emperor pooped even harder. Yes! You have to work hard, Second Mother said, um, you have to poop hard.

The second prince had collapsed now, and the expression on his face was out of control.

"Ahhhhh! Help, help, is there anyone? Is there anyone to save me?"

He was like a drowning man, grabbing at the air non-stop, with an extremely terrified expression on his face.

He was still thinking about coming over to Lin Mo and the others, but Lin Mo quickly took out Xiao Jin and put him in front of him to form a snake-shaped isolation line.

"Don't come over here! If you come over here, I'll let Xiao Jin bite you!"

Xiao Jin also cooperated very well and opened his mouth, and when he opened his mouth, he vomited.

The second prince: ...

Who can come to save him? He is panicked and helpless now.

After the little grandson nodded, he patted the second prince's head and said, "Daddy, I need to wipe my butt."

The second prince shouted in despair, "I know your butt needs to be wiped, and I need to wipe my body now!"

This son was born to beg for debts, which really makes people angry!

Where are the two concubines! Why haven't they come yet!

When he was about to faint, the two concubines came late, but they just came to take the child away, and after greeting him, they didn't even look at him.

Lin Mo: [Tsk! The child is the most important! Look at the eyes of the two concubines, they only care about the child.]

Bai Xiao: [Of course.]

After the two concubines took the child away, the second prince rolled his eyes and fainted. I don't know if he was angry or fainted.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were shocked by his sudden fainting. Could he be angry to death?

[He is not dead, he seems to have fainted because of the shock. Should we go call the imperial physician? ]

Lin Mo took a look at the second prince who was in a mess, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​carrying him to find the imperial physician.

"Go find the imperial physician. I will go find the imperial physician and you stay here."

The two of them divided the work. Anyway, when the imperial physician Zhao was caught, he was still eating. There were a lot of people following him. After all, something happened to the prince.

Even the emperor and the concubines in the harem followed.

"What's going on? What's going on? How could he suddenly faint?"

The emperor still cared about his son. His three children were famous for their good health from childhood to adulthood. They had never been sick for many times. How could they suddenly faint?

Lin Mo thought for a while and then said very honestly: "He must have fainted. You will know the specific reason when you go and take a look."

Bai Xiao was guarding the second prince and had to chase the dog away. No one knew who had raised several dogs in the Summer Resort, and the dog came here just because it smelled the smell.

"Go away! There are so many places to eat in the Summer Resort, go find food somewhere else!"

Bai Xiao kept chasing them away with a stick, but after beating one dog, another dog came. The dogs cooperated very well and could not be chased away at all.

When Lin Mo came with a large group of people, he saw three dogs gathered together to lick the second prince's face and neck.

Bai Xiao kept chasing them away with a stick.

Everyone: !!! What's going on! Dogs eating people!

Emperor Xuande's face changed, and he was about to ask people to drive these dogs away, but he heard Bai Xiao's complaints in his heart.

[Mo Mo, you are finally back. These dogs can't be driven away at all. They are going to eat the shit on the second prince's neck and face. ]

Everyone: !!! What do you mean! Shit on the face and neck!

Lin Mo drove his little car over to take a look, and then backed off in disgust, [Eh~~, originally there was only shit on the neck, but after this dog has been eating it all over the head for a day, the little prince is really a filial son, shitting on his father's neck. ]

Okay, now everyone knows what happened.

But Lin Mo still explained to everyone the whole story. After that, Emperor Xuande simply wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

It's so embarrassing!

But it's good that no one is hurt, it's just that this is a big loss of face.

The Crown Prince and the Third Prince both had very strange expressions on their faces. They both thought in their hearts that they should stay away from the Second Prince in the future.

When they wanted to chase the dog away, the dog left by itself and finished eating.

The imperial physician held his breath and went to check. The Second Prince was fine. He just fainted due to anger. He just needed to rest for a while.

Lin Mo sighed in his heart: [This kind of situation is really rare in my life. It's the first time I've seen such a shitty thing! 】

People: ...You are really good at using words. Who said you are not well-educated? Isn't this good?

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Lin Mo directed others to go over and take a look, and she herself did not go near.

Anyway, she just wanted to know that the person was fine.

When the second prince was finally carried away, everyone took the initiative to make way for him. Wherever the second prince went, his fragrance spread ten miles.

Lord Li's pen was about to spark. If this matter was recorded, it would definitely be a big deal.

Anyway, he recorded everything he should record. As for whether future generations believe it or not, that is their business.

The second prince didn't know that he had already passed down his reputation for generations because of this matter.

Anyway, when he woke up, he wished he could die on the spot.

"Let me go, let me go, let me die first!"

"I won't live anymore!"

Hearing the noise coming from inside, the second prince's wife sighed and asked someone to send the food in.

As for why she didn't go in, isn't it true that couples also need to keep a distance? As the saying goes, distance brings beauty.

"I won't eat! I'm so angry, what else can I eat!"

The second prince's voice was so loud that it was obvious how much of a blow this incident had on him.

The little grandson and the little princess stood beside the second prince's wife and were particularly curious and wanted to go in to see, but were stopped by the second prince's wife.

"Don't go in, your father is in a bad mood."

Especially the son can't go in, otherwise who knows what will happen.

Perhaps because he was worried that his son was too stimulated, the emperor also sent some things over, mainly medicinal herbs for clearing heat.

He even asked Eunuch Li to bring a message: "It's not a big deal, as long as the person is fine."

The second prince: ... Isn't this a big deal? Isn't this a big deal! If this is not a big deal, then what else can be called a big deal?

Father! When the third prince peed on you as a child, you didn't react like this. You almost swollen his butt that day. Why do you say it's not a big deal when it happens to me?

The next day, when the emperor asked the ministers to discuss things, a vacuum zone formed where the second prince was standing. There was no one one meter in front, behind, or on the left and right of him.

Looking at the two brothers who were thousands of miles away from him, the second prince asked sadly: "Why do you want to stay so far away from me? Are you brothers?"

He had already changed his clothes and taken a shower, and a day had passed.

The prince smiled and said very honestly: "Brothers are brothers, but there needs to be some distance between brothers. The main reason is that the impression you left on me yesterday was too deep. When your image in my mind gradually fades, we can get closer."

The third prince also nodded in agreement. What the eldest brother said was right!

The second prince: ...

Lin Mo was quite surprised when he saw the second prince. He thought the second prince would find an excuse to ask for leave.

[Tsk, this second prince is really too responsible and dedicated. He has such a good excuse but doesn't know how to ask for leave. If it were me, I would ask for leave.]

She wants to find an excuse to ask for leave every day, but she is always refuted by her father and brother. What happened yesterday is not a good excuse to ask for leave. She

really doesn't know how to use resources!

Bai Xiao: [Then why don't you try it today? Then you can ask for leave tomorrow and don't have to come. Maybe you can ask for several days off. 】

Lin Mo stopped talking immediately. She said so but it was still difficult for her to actually do it. She didn't want to end up in trouble.

The people who heard these words also showed mysterious smiles on their faces.

The expression on the face of the second prince became even gloomier. He was cursing himself in his heart.

The main reason was that he really didn't expect that he could take leave. He only thought about being embarrassed and didn't think about taking leave at all. Maybe he was really angry.

Bai Xiao: [The second prince slept alone yesterday. After he got up and left the room this morning, the princess replaced all the bedding on the bed with a new set and fumigated it with incense. 】

【Including everything that the Second Prince had used, all were washed thoroughly, because the Second Prince's wife felt that the Second Prince did not wash thoroughly after taking a bath yesterday, and she was disgusted. 】

Lin Mo asked cheerfully: 【How come it was not washed thoroughly. 】

Everyone pricked up their ears to listen, and the Second Prince was already trying to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

How did they end up talking about him taking a bath? Isn't that how you take a bath?

Bai Xiao laughed a particularly chicken-like laugh: 【The two people who bathed the Second Prince yesterday might have been a little disgusted, so they were not too meticulous. The Second Prince's wife was instructing him from the side. After the Second Prince woke up, he saw that his clothes had been changed and he had been washed, so he did not take a bath again. 】

【Originally, the Second Prince's wife thought that the Second Prince would wash again when he woke up, but who knew that he was only hurt and angry. 】

The Second Prince's heart was almost broken when he heard this, why didn't you wash me thoroughly after taking a bath!

I fainted!

I saw that I was already washed clean, so of course I wouldn't think about washing it again. You could have just asked me to wash it again, right? You are isolating me!

The Second Prince felt other injuries. He has been isolated from yesterday to today. As a prince, when has he ever suffered such grievances?

This time, everyone silently moved further away from him. It was definitely not because they disliked him, but because they felt that they should keep a distance. After all, we are all men, right? Standing so close will have a bad impact.

Emperor Xuande looked up at the sky silently when he saw his son's sad face. Fortunately, he was sitting up there, far enough away.

This son is too untidy. If he encounters such a thing, he will definitely be rubbed off a layer of skin.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were already excited when the meeting was about to end. They were going to go down the mountain to take a look today and had made an appointment.

When the emperor said to leave the court, Lin Mo turned around and disappeared. Minister Lin saw how agile she was and suspected that she had mastered the art of lightness.

Even General Liu praised her, "I think Miss Xiao Lin has some talent for martial arts. How about you let her learn martial arts?"

Minister Lin looked at him with a fake smile and said, "Sure. Then can you come and help me deal with this little bastard every time she causes trouble?"

He was almost unable to discipline her, but he still let her practice martial arts. He was afraid that she would turn the capital upside down.

General Liu touched his nose and shut his mouth silently. Yes, even if this little ancestor didn't have martial arts, she would be a master. If she had martial arts, no one in the world would be able to control her.

Lin Mo dodged people left and right, and then met Hua Kongque and Stupid Beauty under a big locust tree.

Bai Xiao found an opportunity to sneak out, and his face was excited.

Chapter 244 Seduce me and I'll send you to the chopping board!

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There are several villages at the foot of the mountain. They have already inquired about it. Today is the day when these villages gather.

"Have you brought all the silver? Bring more copper plates. I'm afraid that others will have trouble finding the silver."

Lin Mo patted his bulging purse, which was full of copper plates. It was heavy, but the weight was satisfying.

Flower Peacock waved his hand and said, "Do you need to tell us? We have prepared it a long time ago. I have never been to a market outside. Come on, don't miss it."

They were all born and raised in the capital. The capital is always prosperous at any time, and everyone gathers every day.

Xi went down the mountain happily and picked a lot of wild fruits along the way.

They also thought about whether they could sell these fruits, but after thinking about it, they all lived at the foot of the mountain, and these wild fruits were really not rare for the villagers.

If everyone wanted to eat them, they could just go to the mountain to pick them, and there was no need to spend money to buy them at the market, so they gave up the idea.

When they got to the foot of the mountain, this person immediately attracted the attention of many people.

"Ah! Where did these little fairies come from! I have never seen such good-looking people!"

"They should be dignitaries who came to play. Aren't there several dignitaries' manors nearby? Whose little boy is this?"

Lin Mo was also mistaken for a little boy because of her androgynous face and her unique temperament.

She was wearing a set of men's clothes under her official uniform. When she took off the clothes, she became a young man with red lips and white teeth. As for the official uniform, she grabbed someone on the road and asked him to send it back.

But when she heard others praising them, she smiled from ear to ear.

"No, no, you ladies are praising us. We are just average-looking, not fairy children."

Bai Xiao also said happily: "This lady is also pretty. The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, and the people raised here are also beautiful."

The wrinkles on the lady's face were all laughed out by the two of them.

Flower Peacock Stupid Beauty: ... You have integrated very quickly.

They praised others and ate all the way. The villagers were quite simple and gave them free food.

"No, no, how can we eat the food in there for free? We have money." Lin Mo patted his bulging purse, and then took out a handful of copper coins from it.

The uncles and aunties who brought them food did not tell them how much these things were worth, so Lin Mo gave them according to his feelings.

He shuttled among the crowd like a boy who was giving away money, but his body was also full of delicious food.

In a place where they could not see, a girl with a pretty face stared at Lin Mo.

"Qing'er, wake up, those are all sons of rich families, and our family can still make a living. Why do you have to do such a dangerous thing?"

The mother of the girl named Qing'er was about to cry while holding her daughter.

But Qing'er still did not move, her eyes still fixed on Lin Mo.

She was the most beautiful girl in these villages, and she did not want to marry those men in the village. She would rather be a concubine of a rich man than marry these men and live a life of food shortage.

In fact, she was really exaggerating. These villages were not very wealthy, but they could still have enough food to eat, and everyone could even buy something at the market.

After all, the mountain was a royal summer resort, and there were also manors of wealthy people and officials around it. No matter what, there was no way there was no work to do.

After they finished their work in the fields, they could go to these manors to work, and they made a lot of money every year.

"Mom, please don't worry about me. You don't want me to marry an ordinary person and suffer for my whole life, right? I have already picked out the shortest one. She should be the youngest, and everyone seems to respect her, so her status must be the highest."

"As long as I can get her, my life will be settled."

As she said this, she shook off her mother and walked forward step by step. With such a firm step, those who didn't know her would really think that she was walking towards the road to happiness.

Bai Xiao was afraid that there were dangerous people here, so he checked all the people here. When he found Qing'er, he was also speechless.

He pulled Lin Mo and Hua Kongque aside and told them about this matter.

Wei Zhengan touched his face with a look of disbelief: "She likes you but not me! What kind of vision is this! Although you are more handsome than me, I am taller and stronger than you! This girl has bad vision."

Lin Mo raised the corner of his mouth proudly, "This is because I am more charming than you. What's the use of you being taller than me? I am so charming!"

Bai Xiao saw her so proud and said unhappily: "Don't be proud, have you thought about what to do? The man is coming soon."

If he really went out and brought a girl back, it is estimated that Minister Lin would be mad to death.

Lin Mo showed a wicked smile, "The mountain man has his own tricks."

Then he continued to walk into the crowd to eat, drink and have fun. After a while, Qing'er came over. Looking at the Westerner from a close distance, Qing'er's face was a little embarrassed.

The closer she got, the better-looking they looked.

She focused her attention on Lin Mo, and then deliberately bumped into him lightly.

Lin Mo noticed her move, and then she twisted away with a snake-like movement. Her movement was extremely smooth, and the three people next to her were stunned.

After Qing'er dodged, she bumped into an old lady's arms. The

old lady: "You little girl, do you know how to walk? Why did you rush in and bump into someone?"

Qing'er didn't know why she bumped into the old lady's arms, she was obviously paying attention to someone.

After apologizing to the old lady, she started to use the same trick again.

Then everyone could see this scene, Lin Mo's whole person was like a spirit snake twisting in the middle of the road, very smoothly, and each time he dodged Qing'er inadvertently.

Qing'er was like a bumper car, crashing here and there, and finally she started to doubt her life.

Bai Xiao and the other two were so surprised by Lin Mo's actions that they couldn't close their mouths.

You mean the mountain people have their own tricks. Is this the trick? If you hadn't told us, we would have thought that you were a snake spirit or possessed by a snake. How could a person be twisted like this?

Lin Mo had a wicked smile on her face from beginning to end. She felt that she was more attractive this way.

Finally, Qing'er threw away her jar and opened her hands to pounce on him.

Lin Mo raised her eyebrows and took a horse stance. Then, she used the Great Shift to move the person to the butcher's stall next to her.

Haha, although she didn't know martial arts, she had learned these skills very well. This method was the way she usually grabbed a shelter. After all, when her parents beat people, she would grab a shelter to protect herself in the blink of an eye.

It's just that now this method has become catching people.

The butcher holding the knife: ...

Qing'er lying on the butcher's chopping board for no apparent reason: ...

The three people in shock: ...

The crowd watching: ...

Chapter 245: One is more dramatic than the other

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Chapter 245: Each one is more dramatic than the other

After Lin Mo moved the person to the chopping board, she turned around and stood in the crowd, looking innocent.

Why were all these people looking at her? Didn't she just dance in the middle of the road, but her partner was a little bit slow.

Lin Mo felt that she had performed very well.

Bai Xiao gave her a thumbs up with special admiration, "You really refresh my cognition every day. I am really glad that I chose you among so many people in the world."

Originally, he thought this person was just an ordinary person who loved to eat melons, but now it seems that this person is not ordinary at all, this person is the best of the best!

The butcher over there started to panic. He immediately threw away the knife in his hand and explained anxiously to others: "Everyone, please bear witness for me. I didn't mean to kill anyone. This girl came to me on her own!"

Fortunately, he was not chopping meat just now, otherwise he would have really killed someone!

Lin Mo also observed in advance that the butcher uncle had already prepared all the meat. Now it was almost time to close the market. There was no meat to sell on the chopping board. It would definitely not be dangerous to put someone on it at this time.

Qing'er climbed down from the chopping board by herself and looked at Lin Mo pitifully, as if she had suffered a great injury.

Those who didn't know would think that Lin Mo was a treacherous man.

It was a pity that in Lin Mo's eyes, her eyes were just provoking her.

Oh my god, this woman actually dared to glare at her, is Lady Xiao Lin a vegetarian?

Lin Mo pinched her thigh, and then tears flowed out instantly.

This is a skill she has cultivated for so many years. She uses this trick every time her parents beat her.

As for why she didn't fake cry, it was because fake crying couldn't achieve the pitiful effect. She was crying in real pain and her tears were real.

Then this scene appeared. Qing'er looked at Lin Mo with a face full of pity and reproach. Lin Mo looked at her with tears in his eyes. The two didn't know what they were acting.

Hua Kongque and Stupid Beauty clapped their hands in admiration and praised Bai Xiao in a low voice: "How can Master Xiaolin's tears come so easily? It's amazing! If you have any tricks, you can teach us so that we can use them when our father beats us."

Bai Xiao quickly pinched their inner arms twice and twisted them. The two screamed and tears came out.

Bai Xiao smiled and said: "That's the way. Although this method is a little simple, it definitely works."

The two people who were pinched: ...

Brother, what's the use of your mouth? Can't you use your mouth to speak? Why do you have to pinch us?

Do you know how painful it is to pinch the flesh on the inside of your arm?

Now there were three people crying. Qing'er was one against three and was completely defeated!

The aunt who was hit by Qing'er several times also spoke for Lin Mo and the others.

"Why are you looking at these young masters? Don't think we don't know what you are thinking, you almost broke my bones just now."

"The young masters are clean and you had to bump into them. It's good enough that they put you on the butcher's chopping board, but you still looked at them pitifully. You made them so angry that they made their brothers cry."

Bai Xiao just felt that if she didn't cry, she would not fit in with the atmosphere, so she cried too.

The same tears as mine, the same pitiful ones.

The aunties around felt so distressed.

Qing'er: ...No! Men don't shed tears easily, how can you just shed tears like that! I haven't even cried yet, why are you crying!

Qing'er wanted to shed two tears, but her strength was not good enough, so she could only squeeze out a pitiful and rather aggrieved expression.

Looking at this indignant old lady, Qing'er pretended to wipe the tears from her eyes and said pitifully: "Auntie, you misunderstood, I don't have such an idea."

The old lady snorted, put her hands on her waist and said loudly: "You still want to deceive me, everyone has been young, if I were a few years younger, you would have a chance!"

Westerners who seem to be crying but are actually enjoying the show:???

"Although we had such thoughts in our hearts when we were young, we also knew that it was not good to do so. Didn't your parents teach you etiquette and integrity?"

"If you like, you can communicate normally. People are not so unenlightened. Why don't you come and talk to these young masters normally? After you get to know each other, you can get married or be friends. It's not a difficult thing."

"What do you want to do by doing this? Not only do you ruin your own reputation, but you also ruin other people's reputation. People come out to play and are stuck by your dog-skin plaster. What a disaster."

The people around also looked disapproving. Although they had not read much and had little money, they still understood basic etiquette and integrity.

Which girl would rush towards a man in public.

It's understandable that you bumped into him accidentally once or twice, but you bumped into him so many times at once, and I don't know what other methods you used.

Fortunately, this lady is strong, otherwise she would have been knocked to pieces by you.

"Tsk! Young girls nowadays, I think this person seems a little familiar, could she be the daughter of the blind Cheng?"

"Isn't it said that the daughter of the blind Cheng is well-educated and good-looking? How can she be well-educated?"

"Their family sent their daughter to a private school, and she studied for several years, but she ended up attending such a thing. The money spent on those years was really wasted, and she didn't even learn etiquette and shame."

Hearing the ridicule around her, Qing'er covered her face and cried and ran away.

Her family doted on her relatively, and she had everything that her two brothers had.

Because of their parents' doting, her two brothers never went to school, but they still sent her to school.

Blind Cheng had poor eyesight, and his two sons were young, so most of the family affairs depended on his wife and daughter. They

felt indebted to their daughter, so the couple always tried their best to meet her requests, and didn't pay so much attention to their son, but who knew that they would raise such a person.

Looking at Cheng Qing'er's stumbling back with her face covered, Lin Mo asked seriously: "Can she really see the road clearly while running with her face covered? The roads here are not as flat as those in the capital."

As soon as she finished speaking, Cheng Qing'er, who was not far away, fell to the ground.

Bai Xiao and the other two: ...Does your words have any magic power? You just said you would fall.