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Chapter 246 Two People Who Divert from Their Daily Life

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Chapter 246 Two People Who Divert from the Topic of Daily Life

This trip down the mountain was really a good deal. With the help of the villagers, this matter could be solved so quickly, so they really gave money to everyone like a boy who was giving money away.

"Come on, come on, thank you all uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters for your help just now. These are the rewards for your help."

Lin Mo stood in the middle of the road with a beaming face, holding a money bag, really like a boy who was born to give money away.

Although the lives of ordinary people are not to say that they can't eat, they are also relatively hard. It's a rare opportunity to come here, and it can be seen that the folk customs here are very simple, so Lin Mo is still willing to contribute a little bit of his private money.

And they were all copper coins, copper coins were enough for her.

"Hey, young master, don't be so polite. We are all from the same village. It's nothing to help. It's rare for you to come here. If you encounter such a thing, wouldn't it ruin our reputation?"

"That's right, in fact, the girls here are still very good. That is an exception. We still attach great importance to the education of children."

Lin Mo smiled and showed his big teeth and said, "Of course I know that the aunts have educated their children very well. You can tell their upbringing from the aunts' attitudes."

"As the saying goes, a good mother teaches a good son. You can tell what kind of people the children are by looking at their parents."

Everyone didn't understand what culture was, but they could hear that it was a good word.

When they were leaving, everyone gave them some of the unsold items, mostly food.

The food here was all made at home, and the unfinished food was sold, which was absolutely real.

I won't say how delicious it was, but it was just for the taste and to try.

On the way back, Qin Zheng asked a question he had been thinking about for a long time, "Well, Mr. Xiaolin, what is the saying that a good mother teaches a good son? I have never heard of it."

He thought that he had read enough books, both serious books and miscellaneous books, and he was relatively familiar with various proverbs, but he had never heard of this one.

Lin Mo chuckled and said proudly: "You've heard it since today. Isn't it that the first person who says this kind of saying is the one who spreads it? Today I'm the first person to say it!"

Bai Xiao praised in her heart: [That's right! Your father always says that we are uneducated, but isn't this very educated?]

Bai Xiao knew that this sentence was made up by Lin Mo when she just said it. They

really care about the fact that Minister Lin said that the two of them are uneducated. After

all, they think they are the smartest and the only ones who are sober when the world is drunk. How can such people be uneducated?

As for those idioms, he also felt that they did not use them wrong. What are the positive and negative words? In fact, the meanings are almost the same. They just describe good and bad things differently. What does it matter?

(Minister Lin: You also know that there are differences in describing good and bad things.)

Listening to the two people flattering each other in their hearts, Hua Kongque and Chen Meiren wiped the sweat from their heads and didn't know what to do.

If they said it out loud, they could still interject, but the problem was that the two people cheered in their hearts.

They also realized again that these two people were either uneducated or had too much confusion in their brains. They didn't think before they spoke, so they made so many jokes.

They ate all the way back. They had peanuts hanging around their necks, bacon in their hands, and all kinds of homemade snacks. They were not going down the mountain to play, but to buy goods.

After arriving at the summer resort, everyone went home. The guards at the gate were used to seeing them like this.

The guards at the gate were from the Beijing Yulin Army. They were really used to treating the little Lin Dang people. Although this lady had a small official position, she had great power, but she didn't know it herself.

Seeing the guards at the gate doing their duty, Lin Mo was in a particularly good mood and shared some food with them.

"You've been tired standing here, have some peanuts and melon seeds," Lin Mo said, and distributed the peanuts on his neck to other people's necks.

Guard: ...Thank you so much for your kindness, but could you please not hang it around my neck?

After returning to her residence, Lin Mo rushed into her parents' room with bacon in hand, shouting happily.

"Dad and Mom, I want to eat bacon tonight! My dad will make it for me!"

The couple in the room were full of warmth and affection: ...

One of the couple was writing poetry and the other was painting. It seemed that no one could fit in to this atmosphere. They would look at each other from time to time, and their eyes were almost disgusting.

It's just that although some people couldn't fit in, she could break in.

Looking at her parents holding a pen, Lin Mo immediately hugged them.

Mrs. Lin took a big step back in horror when she saw her action, "Stop right there! How come you got yourself so dirty again! Don't come over to hug me! Hug your father if you want to!" Minister

Lin, who was looking at his wife tenderly just a moment ago, said: ...Madam, do you really still love me.

Lin Mo obediently gave his father a big bear hug, and then stuffed the bacon into his father's hands.

Bai Xiao also stuffed the pepper string and garlic into Minister Lin's arms.

The two of them smiled so much that their eyes became crescents.

Lin Mo laughed and said, "Dad, I want to eat bacon, fried bacon, and roasted pigeon."

Minister Lin had a headache looking at her dirty appearance, "Can't you take it to the kitchen and ask someone to cook it for you? And what's the matter with you? Didn't you say you were going out to play? Why did you buy so many dishes?"

Bai Xiao happily said to herself in her heart: [This is not bought, this is a gift from someone. 】

Given by someone else?

The couple looked at each other. Could it be that there are people this little bastard knows down the mountain? Is her circle of friends so wide?

Lin Mo grabbed her parents' hands and shared what happened today with them very happily.

"Dad and Mom, you don't know how charming I am. There was a girl who wanted to throw herself into my arms. She bumped into me five times, but unfortunately, I was very skilled and her plan failed."

Minister Lin covered her mouth with his hand and said expressionlessly, "Speak to the point. Don't praise yourself."

Lin Mo hummed and complained in his heart: [Don't say what it means to brag about yourself, I'm just telling the truth, I have been on the road to being beaten for so many years, so my body skills are at the top, ordinary people can't even touch me! ]

Bai Xiao: [That's right, this is called telling the truth, not exaggerating at all. ]

The Lin couple rubbed their foreheads helplessly: These two little ancestors, they are off topic again! It's really a daily swerve.

Chapter 247 Everyone, learn Mandarin!

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Chapter 247 Everyone, learn Mandarin from me!

After a conversation lasting less than an incense stick of time, the couple finally understood what Lin Mo meant.

In short, she went out dressed as a man and was spotted by a girl. The girl tried to get close to her, but she refused.

This little bastard spent less than an incense stick of time talking about something that could be explained in one sentence, most of which was spent bragging about his own intelligence.

"Mom and Dad, you don't know how charming I was at the time. No matter who saw me, they all said that I was good-looking. Although I am short, my aura is not short at all!"

Lin Mo patted his chest with pride, and those who didn't know would think that she had done something earth-shattering.

Lin couple: ...

Is it necessary to do this? Forget it, they are used to it.

"Alright, alright, don't you want to eat fried bacon? I'll make it for you. Go back to your room quickly, take a shower and change your clothes. You look like you're going out to beg if I give you a bowl."

Minister Lin really didn't understand. Other girls don't act like this when they go out to play. Even if the boys go out to play for a day, they won't be so dirty when they come back.

If you don't know, you might think she rolled there instead of walking, otherwise how could she be so dirty.

Bai Xiao is cleaner than her.

Lin Mo smiled flatteringly and took Bai Xiao back to his room.

Looking at the backs of the two people, Mrs. Lin thought of a very important question.

"You don't think they would even take a shower together!"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. Bai Xiao first attached herself to his girl, so she must know everything.

Even after becoming humans, these two people are inseparable. Although they arranged a yard for Bai Xiao, this person also sneaks into his lady's yard every day.

Don't think they don't know that this person becomes smaller every night and lies in the same bed with Lin Mo. Sometimes the two of them quarrel while sleeping at night.

Minister Lin's mouth twitched, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible.

Forget it, so much time has passed, even if it is too late to intervene now.

Anyway, these two people are a match made in heaven, and no one knows each other better than them.

But the situation at the moment is not what they expected. Lin Mo is bathing in the bathroom alone, and Bai Xiao is bathing in a cup. The two of them are not disturbing each other and are still talking behind a screen.

"When the time comes, you can arrange a bigger cup for me, or even a small wooden barrel. It's so shabby for me to bathe in a cup every day." Bai Xiao was very dissatisfied with his treatment.

Others have their own bathtubs, why does he bathe in a cup every day?

Last time, he even confused his tea cup with his bath cup. He really committed a sin.

Lin Mo's voice came from inside, "You can make one yourself, and you have pocket money, so why don't you go out and buy one? Customize one yourself."

"Don't think of letting me do everything for you. I'm a girl."

Bai Xiao: ...You remember that you are a girl now, why didn't I see you realize this before?

Since he became an adult, he has been bathing in a cup most of the time. It is indeed very comfortable, and he can add water at any time. He can soak in a pot of water forever, which saves water and trouble.

But he still wants a delicate little bathtub, which has become an obsession for him.

After the two of them took a bath, Minister Lin's meal was ready. Minister Lin's cooking skills are not very good, but the taste is not bad. It is just an ordinary home-cooked meal.

Mrs. Lin also went to the kitchen to make a soup for them.

Looking at the two people who were swept away by the wind and the clouds, the couple really looked disgusted.

"It's okay for you two to eat like this at home, but you can't eat like this when you go out. It's so dirty."

Lin Mo paused when he heard this: [What dialect is this? This seems to be a northern dialect. In modern times ,

isn't the Northeastern dialect "maitai"? Are there people from the Northeast here? Or do these people from the Northeast also speak Northeastern dialect?

Before Bai Xiao could answer her, he asked her father first.

"Dad, who did you learn this "maitai" from? Why have I never heard you say it like this before?"

He didn't want his father to have a Northeastern accent. It would be too disillusioning to see such a handsome and unparalleled father speaking in Northeastern Chinese!

Minister Lin thought for a moment and replied, "Some time ago, there were a few officials from the north who spoke with a slight accent. I was influenced by them unconsciously, but the influence was not great."

Lin Mo's eyes widened, he put down his chopsticks and retorted, "You call it a small influence! Dad, you must not learn from them. You, a unique and mature young man, speak like this as soon as you open your mouth. This is not okay!"

After that, she looked at her mother again, "Mom, please take care of Dad. Don't let him learn from others!"

Madam Lin clicked her tongue irritably, "Eat your meal! There are so many things to worry about every day."

Facts have proved that Father Lin still sticks to his accent and has not been completely led astray. He just occasionally utters two words.

The mature Immortal Man's voice is still Immortal Man's voice, but it's more aggressive when he's talking back at people.

Some censors and historians can't talk back at Minister Lin.

There are a few officials from the north, and because their accents have a big influence, the emperor ordered them to learn Mandarin and try their best to correct their accents.

As for why they did this, it's mainly because when those people talk, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao say skits in Northeastern dialect in their hearts, which makes everyone laugh so hard that they almost die.

The Northeastern dialect they speak is more standard than that of the locals. Maybe this fictional era also borrows some modern languages. Although they don't understand why the people in the north speak Northeastern dialect, it doesn't affect their fun at all.

Those people were already quite evil, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were performing skits in the court every day, which unconsciously influenced many people.

If this continued, the entire court would be in trouble.

In the end, those officials were forced to learn Mandarin, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's fun ended there, which could be regarded as saving an official of the court.

The emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief. In the future, no matter what officials came to Beijing, they would first be tested on their Mandarin. Otherwise, how could they understand the dialects of different places?

He couldn't let the emperor learn dialects everywhere. If he spoke the dialect of the officials from different places, what would he do as an emperor? He would just serve others.

Although he was still serving others now, at least he could save face. At least he had money now.

The father and son of the Lin family were in a state of annoyance these days. These two little ancestors were really insane.

Chapter 248 Two People with Very Beautiful Spirits

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Chapter 248 Two people with great spirits and beauty

After staying

in the summer resort for a long time, she became particularly bored. It was indeed cooler than the capital, but it was not fun. She had played in several villages at the foot of the mountain. Everyone in the village knew her. Even the big yellow dogs stopped barking when they saw her and would run over with their tails wagging.

Lin Mo lay on her brother's couch and wailed. Bai Xiao sat on the stool next to her, propping up her chin and looking at her speechlessly. As for why she was at her brother's place, it was because she was too annoying and was driven out by her parents.

Originally, he went to find his sister, but there was a nasty ghost at his sister's place, so he ran to his brother's place.

Lin Qi was handling some business in the study. Lin Mo was lying on the couch next to him, wailing. No one knew what she was wailing about.

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm the best in the world!"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, call, call!"

Xiaobai didn't respond. Lin Mo slapped him on the forehead. "Answer me. How can I continue if you don't answer me?"

Bai Xiao took a deep breath. "Xiaobai is here! What do you want me to do?"

Lin Mo raised his hands and feet. "Come on, lift me up. I want to shoot at others. See my legs? These are your cannons. See my hands? These are handles."

Lin Qi, who was sitting at the desk, had his temples throbbing. He was on the verge of exploding.

These two little bastards didn't know how to find another place to play. Didn't he know that he had something to do now?

After a while, Bai Xiao really carried Lin Mo around the house. Lin Mo cooperated very well and even simulated the sound of gunfire.

"Have the enemies in front been eliminated?"

Bai Xiao: "Report, not yet. The enemies are unmoved. Do we need to increase the assault?"

Lin Mo pointed forward, "Go! Increase the assault!"

Enemies in front Lin Qi: ...

Oh my God! Can you take these two away! Just someone come to save him.

At this moment, Xiao Jin's snake face hovering above the desk was also speechless. Lin Qi actually saw Xiao Jin's emotions.

He caught Xiao Jin and asked it seriously, "Do you feel particularly helpless too?"

Xiao Jin nodded very intelligently. To be honest, when Bai Xiao first opened its intelligence, it really thought that those two people were amazing.

Such amazing people must be very smart, and they can also increase the IQ of others, which must have increased their own IQ a lot, and they must be very, very smart.

As a result, among the two people and one snake, it turned out that its IQ was the highest. Those two people were also very confident, in short, extremely confident.

They were already having a lot of fun over there, and the one person and one snake here were almost numb.

It only took Bai Xiao one minute from the initial refusal to joining in happily.

He carried Lin Mo from this room to another room, and then back again.

To describe them in modern terms, it is like a mentally retarded child having a lot of fun.

Maybe it was because Lin Qi's resentment was too heavy, and finally someone came to save him.

When County Lord Hua Yao came over, he saw Bai Xiao carrying Lin Mo around the garden, and the two were about to go crazy.

After seeing this handsome future sister-in-law, Lin Mo happily shouted: "Sister Hua! Do you want to play with us!"

Hua Yao now looked at her image of being carried on someone else's shoulders, and twitched her mouth to refuse, "No, there are not many people who can carry me."

Lin Mo sold out his brother very happily: "Then let my brother carry you! If he can't carry you, you can just look at him."

Anyway, in the eyes of this future sister-in-law, his brother is just a little fairy boy, the kind that will break if touched.

County Lord Huayao picked Lin Mo up and put her on the swing, "Let's not do that. I'm too old to play like that."

Just kidding, if she really played like that, everyone in Beijing would laugh to death.

Lin Qi ran out immediately when he heard County Lord Huayao's voice. At this moment, he really felt that County Lord Huayao was like a savior.

"Hua Yao, you are finally here. You don't know how I just went through my study. These two people turned my study upside down."

County Lord Hua Yao found his aggrieved look funny. "Let them play if they like. It's better to be more lively."

The two of them walked towards the study while talking. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao followed them excitedly.

But just when they were about to step into the study, the door of the study slammed shut in front of them.

Lin Qi's voice came from inside, "We have to discuss business, you two go play somewhere else."

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and snorted, "Discuss business? It's just love, don't think I don't know anything."

Bai Xiao: "That's right."

The two people inside: ... Can you two speak a little louder.

Although they talked about love, they mainly discussed business. They are both officials in the court, although one is a civil official and the other is a military official, but it is always good to communicate more with each other.

There are many prejudices between civil and military officials. Civil officials think that military officials are vulgar and military officials think that civil officials are hypocritical.

But since Lin Mo came, everyone gets along much better than before, after all, they have a common "enemy".

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao waited at the door for a while, and when they heard that they were indeed discussing serious matters, they immediately lost interest.

They didn't like to listen to such serious matters, which would pollute their brains, so they planned to move their positions.

After a while, two people were hanging on the tree outside the yard where Lin Ran lived.

Ji Qianhua was practicing martial arts in front of Lin Ran. Every move was extremely chic and handsome, and Lin Ran was full of admiration.

Lin Mo lay on the tree and snorted: "It's really like a peacock spreading its tail. Let's go, let's climb higher so that we can see more clearly."

The two climbed higher and saw more clearly, but they were also exposed.

When they arrived, Ji Qianhua found that someone was watching them. When he turned around, he saw two big heads hanging on the tree.

The branches were well-grown. There was a low one for them to step on, and a high one for them to lie on. From Ji Qianhua's angle, they could just see their two big heads.

Lin Ran saw Ji Qianhua looking towards the tree, so she followed him. When she saw the two big heads, she was silent for a moment, then held her forehead.

Bai Xiao: "Oh, they found us."

Lin Mo: "So what if they found us? We didn't go in. We're outside."

But soon they found a problem. It was quite smooth when they climbed up, but how to get down?

Should they activate the protection mechanism and jump down first? Wouldn't that break the ground?

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The two people thought about it for a long time but couldn't think of a solution. Finally, at Bai Xiao's suggestion, Lin Mo decided to seek help from the brothers and sisters inside.

"Brother Ji Ji, come and save me, come and help me! I can't get down!"

The two people inside:...

Why didn't they think that they would not be able to get down when they were climbing the tree? Every time they did something, they didn't consider the consequences. Others learned a lesson, but these two people didn't change no matter how many losses they suffered.

"Help, help!"

"Sister, brother Ji Ji, come and save me!"

The two people stood on the tree and kept shouting, and Lin Ran and Ji Qianhua inside ran out quickly.

"Hurry up and shut up, both of you. You still have the nerve to shout loudly. If you call people over here, I'll see how embarrassed you will be."

Lin Mo looked at his sister on the ground pitifully and said, "Sister, you still care about whether it's embarrassing or not at this time. The most important thing now is to get me down. Brother Ji Ji, can you catch me if I jump from here?"

Ji Qianhua looked at the height, and then thought about Lin Mo's weight. In the end, he was not sure if he could catch him.

The main reason is that there is inertia when falling down, and he can't guarantee that accidents will not happen at all. What if an accident happens?

Bai Xiao: [I have an idea. The two of us turn on the protection mechanism, and then let Brother Ji Ji catch us below. In this way, no matter what, we will not be injured. 】

Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he heard this, [Yes! Xiaobai, you are so smart, I find that you are really more and more like me, we both have intelligence and wisdom! 】

The two people underground: ...

Ji Qianhua was extremely speechless, you two, your protection mechanism seems to be copper skin and iron bones, invulnerable to knives and guns, if this falls down, you two will not be injured, then what about me!

My life is not a life, is it? If any of you accidentally hit me with some part of your body, it will be enough for me to eat a pot of wine.

Lin Ran didn't know what these two people were thinking. They were indeed thinking of a method and this method was indeed useful, but the risk factor was too high, and it was dangerous to others.

"Forget it, go find a ladder and come over. It's too dangerous for you to jump down. It's equally dangerous for both you and Ji Qianhua."

"I said, didn't you two go to big brother's place? Why are you here again? Could it be that big brother kicked you out?"

These two people went crazy everywhere in the morning. First they went to their parents' place and were kicked out. Then they came to his place and left. Judging from their appearance, they were definitely kicked out by big brother.

Lin Mo retorted: "How could the two of us be kicked out? We came out to make room for big brother and the county lord. What should we do if they are in love?"

Bai Xiao: [??? Are they in love? I remember they were discussing business when we left. We were so confused that we left. 】

Lin Mo sighed in his heart, "Can you please stop ruining my reputation? It's like we don't like studying and can't listen to business. This affects people's impression of us."

【Although we say this in our hearts, we still have to pay attention to our image. We have to maintain our image by ourselves.】

Lin Ran's mouth twitched and he didn't know how to describe this cheeky sister.

Do you really think you still have an image now? Who gave you the confidence?

Ji Qianhua brought a ladder over in a short while. Because they climbed a little high, the ladder couldn't reach them, so they had to slowly move down.

In a tense atmosphere, the two finally got down from the tree.

[Oh my God! I will never climb randomly again. Jian Shou is too scary. Even if I climb a tree, I won't climb so high. It's too embarrassing to go up and not be able to come down.]

Lin Mo looked at her scratched clothes and felt distressed. This dress was newly made by her and she wore it for the first time today. How could it be scratched?

"Sister, do you have needle and thread here? Can you sew my clothes? My clothes are just torn."

Lin Mo showed his back. The front was clean and tidy, but there were several cuts on the clothes at the back. The tree picked out the places to scratch.

With these two troublemakers, Lin Ran and Ji Qianhua's time alone was wasted. In the end, both of them sewed their clothes.

Ji Qianhua held Bai Xiao's clothes with an annoyed look on his face, "No, why should I sew clothes for you? I have never sewed clothes for others."

Although he has learned a lot of skills in the military camp for so many years, these skills are used on himself, and he has never used them on others.

He had never sewed clothes for Ran'er before, and this time he had to sew clothes for a grown man. He felt so aggrieved.

Bai Xiao smiled flatteringly and said, "I don't know how to do this. Please forgive me, brother. I know you have learned a lot in all these years of training outside. This is a good opportunity for you to show it."

"In the future, I will learn from you, brother, and strive to be a grown man who can handle both the kitchen and the living room. I will also learn needlework in the future, but I don't have the ability now."

Bai Xiao's output first received Ji Qianhua's praise, and then he sewed the hole in his clothes in a few strokes.

Although it was simple, the speed was quite fast and the sewing was done very well.

As for Lin Mo, she is now pestering her sister to embroider flowers on her clothes.

"Sister, since there is a big hole in this dress, just embroider a flower for me to cover the big hole."

"I want to embroider a big peony on my back, the kind that can be seen at a glance when standing in the crowd."

Lin Ran, holding the needle and thread: ...If you say it again, I will sew your mouth.

You think it's easy if

you don't do it yourself, right? Don't you know that embroidery requires time and endurance? She doesn't have the time now. "Go away, go away, don't block my hand. If you block it here again, you can sew the dress yourself."

Lin Mo pouted and walked to the side in disappointment.

It's not that, her sister and this scumbag look quite compatible, like a good wife and a good husband.

This jerk has become much whiter after such a long time. He looks a bit like before, not as ugly as he was when he was a kid.

[Xiaobai, Ji Qianhua has become whiter and more handsome now. Doesn't anyone like him now?]

Chapter 250 Others fart with their buttocks, you fart with your mouth

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Lin Mo's question made Ji Qianhua sweat coldly.

He could be sure that he had never liked anyone, but he could not be sure whether others liked him. He could not ask them one by one.

Ji Qianhua glanced at Lin Ran quietly, and saw that Lin Ran's face did not change, as if she did not pay attention to this topic at all, but when she pinched the needle, it could be seen that she was not so calm in her heart.

At this time, Xiaobai replied: [There are people who like him, but they were all cut off by himself. ]

[When he just returned to the capital, a girl fell in love with him, and the girl was particularly proactive and invited him to go out to appreciate flowers and go boating. Do you know how this guy made the girl give up the idea of ​​him. 】

【What method? 】 Lin Mo was really curious. It shouldn't be a proper method.

Bai Xiao couldn't hold back his laughter in his heart. Then he said with a smile: 【You don't know how cruel this guy is. He specially took the girl to dinner, drank a large pot of wine before he even ate, and then burped long and loudly at her, which directly disillusioned the girl. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Lin Ran: ...

You are really worthy of being Ji Kengkeng. I knew that you couldn't think of any normal method, but I didn't expect that the method you thought of would be so damaging.

【 A few times later, there were girls who asked him out to play. The method he used was similar. Anyway, it was to destroy his image in the girls' hearts. As far as I know, his image was completely destroyed. Ji

Qianhua's face was now flushed, he didn't like those girls so naturally he wanted to find a way to deal with them.

They just asked her out to play, and they didn't say they liked him, so it would be too presumptuous for him to refuse, so he thought of all these methods.

No matter if the method is harmful or not, as long as it is useful, it is still very useful so far.

As Lin Mo thought about it, another question that made him curious came up in his little head.

Do you think this person who hiccups can control the hiccups while singing? Hiccup after singing a sentence, and hiccup after every sentence. If he has such a skill, then Jian Shou is really amazing! 】

As soon as this thought crossed Lin Mo's mind, he looked at Ji Qianhua expectantly. Even Lin Ran had a hint of curiosity on his face.

Ji Qianhua:...Why is it always so strange if it's not what you're concerned about? What normal person would sing while burping? It makes him seem mentally ill.

Without hesitation, Lin Mo invited her future brother-in-law to drink together that night.

When they heard that she wanted to drink, Minister Lin and his wife were the first to disagree.

"Don't you know how much you can drink? Why do you want to drink with others? You think you have too few mounts, right?"

Nail Pa was busy nursing the child. Without Nail Pa by its side, no one except these two ancestors could get close to the wild boar.

The only person who could get close to the wild boar was the servant who fed it, but he could only get close to deliver food.

Lin Mo looked up at his parents quietly, then whispered, "I haven't drunk for a long time. Parents, please believe me that I really know my limits."

[And my purpose today is not to drink myself. I want to make Ji Qianhua burp. I want to know if he can sing with the sound of burping. ]

Lin Family Couple: ...Your focus is as good as ever. How did your brother Ji Ji offend you recently?

Although Minister Lin and his wife disagreed, Lin Mo still convinced his parents with his eloquence, so that night the future sister-in-law and future brother-in-law started drinking on the roof.

As they drank, the two became more and more excited, and Lin Mo also spoke out his request for the first time.

"Brother Ji Ji, can you show me how to burp to get out of bed? There's an adult in the court who can even fart with a rhythm, you shouldn't be worse than him."

(The adult who farted:... Why are you comparing me with this guy? I wanted to hold it in but I failed this time so I let out a rhythm!)

Ji Qianhua had already been fed a whole jar of wine, so his thoughts were a bit out of place. Just by being provoked, he was about to start showing off.

Hearing the long and deep burp, Lin Mo immediately applauded.

It was also the first time that Bai Xiao saw someone with such a skill. How did he make the burp sound so low

? And it was so long! Did he install something in his throat?

[Oh my God! 360 There are top talents in every field, and I now declare that Brother Ji Ji is the top talent in burping, which is really amazing! 】

Bai Xiao: [That's right, compared to him, the adult who farts is nothing, that adult farts with his buttocks, and the sound is short and muffled, but Ji Qianhua is different], Xiao Bai was interrupted by Lin Mo before she finished her words.

She only heard her excitedly say: [Others fart with their buttocks, but he farts with his mouth, and from this point he wins! This is not something that ordinary people can do. 】

The Lin family couple standing under the eaves watching her: ... You really can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth.

Look at what you said, are these good words? What does it mean to fart with your mouth? Fortunately, Qianhua drank too much, otherwise it would definitely be a big deal.

Lin Mo finally started to try it himself, and then all he could hear was the sound of burping on the roof.

The scene and the sound were so magical that people who didn't know would think they had invented a new language.

Bai Xiao: [I want to know how you two were communicating back and forth, and you were communicating so seriously.]

The two of them looked at each other, burping and nodding from time to time, as if they were really talking.

Lin Mo said a little embarrassedly: [Actually, there was no communication. It was just that he burped at me and I felt it was a bit impolite not to go back.]

Bai Xiao: ...Then you are really too polite.

[I have another question. Why did you two nod to each other as if you were communicating? Lin Mo

: We were indeed communicating, but I didn't understand the meaning of his eyes. He nodded at me and I nodded back. This is called reciprocity.

Oh, you are actually quite cultured. You used the idiom correctly, but it's a bit wrong to use it in this context.

In the end, Ji Qianhua was carried down. He drank all the Xitanzi wine by himself and burped actively and passively all night long.

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When Ji Qianhua woke up the next morning, she was in a bad mood.

No, how could she be fooled by that little bastard again! He had been messing around with her all night.

At this moment, the little bastard was still sleeping soundly on her mother's bed.

Daddy Lin was forced to give up his bed. What else could he do? This little bastard started to go crazy after drinking a little.

Last night, he insisted on sleeping with her mother, and Bai Xiao couldn't pull her away.

In the end, Bai Xiao could only return to his room alone. Although he would be assigned a room every time he went out, his room was always decorated. This was his first time back to his room.

"Mo'er, wake up. You haven't woken up yet even though the whole morning has passed."

Madam Lin was held by the octopus. She opened her eyes very early, but she just couldn't get away.

Lin Mo blinked and smacked her lips twice, then turned over and burrowed into the quilt again.

Madam Lin sighed. Forget it. At least she let the person go and she could get up.

"She hasn't woken up yet?" Minister Lin had been full of resentment since last night. He couldn't hold his own daughter-in-law, and this troublesome little daughter was really terrible. Madam Lin

shook her head and asked someone to warm the food. Then she said, "You don't know your daughter's character. She drank alcohol the night before and had to sleep all day the next day. She was making a fuss again tonight."

If she sleeps all day during the day, she won't be able to fall asleep at night. So tonight is probably another wild night for her.

"You should be more careful tonight, and hold her down to sleep, and don't let her always quarrel with Xiaobai."

If these two guys quarrel, the night will be ruined. Before, they were in their own yard at home, but now this room is next to them. If these two guys quarrel, they probably won't be able to sleep. The couple

looked at each other and sighed at the same time.

Lin Mo really slept until the afternoon. When she woke up, she was still a little confused. The room didn't look like her room.

Oh, she slept in her parents' bed last night.

Bai Xiao sensed that she had gotten up and came in with food, "I told you to drink less in the future, but at least you've made progress and you're not like before when you couldn't tell the difference between humans and animals."

"The emperor and his family are inviting this minister and his family to a dinner tonight, so you should eat less now and have a good meal at the dinner later."

It's been nearly half a month here, and life is boring, so the emperor wanted to hold a dinner to liven up the atmosphere.

Because they are not familiar with this place, many young men and women don't go out very often, especially the young ladies.

Of course, these young ladies don't include Lin Mo, who dares to go out anywhere.

After Lin Mo washed up, she held the porridge and drank it. By the way, where did her father sleep last night.

"Xiaobai, did you sleep with my dad last night?"

If she slept with her mom, then Bai Xiao definitely couldn't stay here.

Bai Xiao: ...Your way of thinking is really outrageous. Can't I have my own room?

"My dad sleeps very well. Did you kick him last night? My dad gets grumpy when he gets kicked."

When she was little, she slept crookedly with her parents and often slept on her dad's stomach. In the morning, she would jump up and down out of habit and get slapped in the face.

So dad must be grumpy when he gets up, otherwise why would he slap her every morning.

She slept with her parents until she was two years old, but she actually slept in separate beds when she was five years old. From three to five years old, she slept on both sides, often sleeping in her parents' room and occasionally returning to her own small room.

Because she was still very insecure at that time, she was alone in her previous life, so she was more clingy now that she had a family in this life, and was influenced by the nature of children, so she was more clingy than ordinary children.

"Xiao Bai, is it awkward for two grown men to sleep together? Tell me about it."

Lin Mo was really curious. Bai Xiao liked to become smaller when sleeping and lie on her face or forehead. She must not have become smaller last night, otherwise her father would definitely find out, so it must be very crowded for two grown men to lie on the same bed.

Feeling the change in her thinking and the mysterious smile on her face, Bai Xiao's face suddenly darkened, "Don't I have my own room? Although we are always together, I still have my own room every time I go out, and I have my own yard at home."

"Don't look down on me, okay? Besides, I sleep very well, and you are the one who is not."

The two quarreled about the problem of not sleeping well. When Minister Lin came in, he saw the two quarreling. He went to make the bed as usual.

Seeing the large piece of saliva on his pillow, he sighed helplessly.

"Lin Moer, don't sleep with your mouth open at night. Look at your saliva. You wash this pillow today!"

Anyway, he would not sleep with this pillow, he hated it.

He has been drooling since he was a child. When he was a child, his drool flowed on his body. When he grew up, his drool flowed on his pillow. He said that his wife said that his shoulders seemed a little wet when he got up in the morning. He didn't know where they got wet. It must be this guy's drooling.

Lin Mo rolled her eyes and lowered her head to eat silently. She couldn't hear her father's chanting.

In the end, this pillow was washed by Bai Xiao. Minister Lin didn't care who washed it, but this pillow had to be washed.

Lin Mo coaxed and deceived Bai Xiao, and finally succeeded in fooling her.

Looking at the interaction between the two, Minister Lin shook his head and didn't know how to describe it.

It really is the case that there is always someone better than you. The twisted theories that this little devil in their family said are really amazing. The problem is that Bai Xiao actually believes her nonsense.

After all, it is a system that knows everything, how can it be so naive.

However, at the beginning, this little system seemed to say that it was a new system. It seems normal for children to be a little naive, but the collision of these two people is really helpless.

"Dad, is the emperor going to hold a banquet tonight? Do you know what the dishes are for tonight?"

Minister Lin: "Why ask so many questions? Just go and eat with your stomach full tonight. Don't drink. Just sit next to me at night, I will keep an eye on you."

Lin Mo curled her lips, a little dissatisfied. She wanted to go out and have some fun. Besides, there must be performances at this kind of banquet. She must find a good seat everywhere. The best place to watch each show is different. What's the point of always sitting on one side?

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Although he was asked by his father to sit next to him, Lin Mo's butt was like a sore on his butt, and he was not at all restless sitting there.

Looking at Lin Mo twisting and turning in his seat, Minister Lin said speechlessly: "Do you have a sore on your butt? You are not at ease even when sitting."

Lin Mo grabbed Minister Lin's sleeve and said coquettishly: "Dad, I want to sit over there. There may be a show later. Please don't trap me here."

Although this place is in the front, it is not the best viewing position.

Lin Mo: [I have already seen that the seat over there by Ji Kengkeng is the best viewing position. 】

Bai Xiao: [Yes, but those who sit there are all royal relatives, Ji Qianhua is serving the prince of the palace, it seems a bit inappropriate for him to sit in that position. 】

Minister Lin: ...Should the emperor come down and give you his position? I really think about it every day.

But looking at Lin Mo's pitiful look with big eyes, Minister Lin finally relented.

"Don't mess around everywhere, don't bump into others."

Hearing Minister Lin say this, Lin Mo suddenly became lively.

"Dad, don't worry, how could I bump into others, I can't be more stable."

Minister Lin: ...You are really confident in yourself.

Halfway through the meal, someone did start to perform a show. First, the music and dance performed by the Palace Jiaofang Division, and then the young masters and young ladies of a family came to perform.

The ladies are good at everything from playing the piano to chess, calligraphy and painting, but these songs made Lin Mo feel sleepy, they were all too slow.

[Xiaobai, why did I feel sleepy after listening to the music they played? Aren't there any songs with a strong sense of rhythm and more impact?]

Everyone was ready to go after hearing this. They must not let this little ancestor look down on them. They will give her a powerful performance later.

The song performed by the next girl was indeed very impactful, but Lin Mo still felt that it was not strong enough.

[Not bad, but the murderous aura was not played out.]

Everyone: ...You are starting to comment.

But this song is indeed a war song, and the girl did not play it with murderous aura.

These girls in the capital have never seen the cruelty of war, so it is normal that they can't play murderous music.

But everyone was quite surprised. It turned out that this little ancestor was not as uneducated as they thought. He still had some good points.

Maybe it was the preconceived impression that Lin Mo just ate, drank and had fun every day, so everyone's impression of him was also eating, drinking and having fun, and he used idioms randomly, which made everyone really think that he was not well educated.

In fact, his cultural level is still good. He knows a lot about modern and ancient times, but he is too lazy to use his brain and uses everything randomly. After all, he has been here for more than ten years and has been influenced by his parents and brothers and sisters every day.

Although his handwriting is not as beautiful as theirs and he is not as talented as them, he can still be evaluated.

[I want my brother Ji Ji to go up and perform a sword dance, the same one he performed for my sister yesterday. I didn't get enough of it yesterday. Although Ji Ji is a bit of a jerk, his martial arts are really good.]

Brother Ji Ji? Everyone looked at Ji Qianhua.

It was the first time they heard someone use a surname as a reduplicated word.

Ji Qianhua, who was being secretly watched by everyone:... You want me to fulfill your wish so you can call me Brother Ji Ji, right? You're usually an annoying jerk, right?

Ji Qianhua glanced at the enthusiastic Lin Mo, and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

It's okay to let him perform the sword dance, but he wants to catch this little devil to play with him.

When Lin Mo saw the look Ji Qianhua gave her, she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

[Xiaobai, do you think Ji Kengkeng's eyes are a little bit wrong when he looks at me? I always feel that he is up to something bad. I feel that he wants to pounce on me and bite me.]

Bai Xiao was obsessed with eating. Today's food was very much to his liking. He raised his head and took a look in the midst of his busy schedule and said: [What bad idea can he have? Don't worry, I'm here. He can't bite you.]

Lin Mo nodded affirmatively, [Of course.]

Ji Qianhua: ...Why would I bite her! Why are you talking nonsense, little system?

"Your Majesty, I also want to perform for everyone. I have heard that Lord Xiaolin is very agile and has rescued many times (blocked the knife for others when the assassin came). Why not let her come up too."

The Lin family members took a breath of cold air when they heard this. My little brother! Who gave you the courage to let him go up and perform with you? You are tying your head to your belt!

Madam Lin whispered to Minister Lin: "Do you think this kid has a problem with his brain?"

Minister Lin's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer.

Lin Mo: [I said this person was up to no good! But I'm not afraid! It's just a show! ]

[He performed sword dance, and I also performed dance, who can't? ]

Bai Xiao: [Can you dance? As far as I know, you don't seem to be able to dance. ]

Lin Mo: [You've seen pigs run before, haven't you eaten pork? It's just twisting around, who can twist as well as I can! ]

Bai Xiao suddenly thought of how she was so agile when she dodged Qing'er on the street that day. She was really good at twisting.

After the two men walked onto the stage, Ji Qianhua was polite and courteous, while Lin Mo raised his chin with a confident look.

Looking at the decent Ji Qianhua, Lin Mo snorted in his heart, [Why is this guy so dramatic, with a faint smile on his lips, what is he trying to do! Want to seduce other girls! He has no male ethics!]

When Ji Qianhua heard this, his smile disappeared instantly, and he even glanced at Lin Ran secretly.

The people below really wanted to laugh. After so long, they also understood what it meant to be a man, and they understood that having no male ethics meant that a man attracts bees and butterflies.

The emperor smiled and said, "You can start."

Ji Qianhua danced with a sword vigorously, with an upright posture and smooth movements. Lin Mo silently memorized his movements.

[Wait, see how I will copy his movements later! My memory is first-rate! 】

Bai Xiao below: [...Why don't you stop making things more difficult for yourself and just do your snake dance obediently. 】

Snake dance? ? ? Except for Hua Kongque and the stupid beauty, no one else understood what Lin Mo meant by the snake dance, but from Bai Xiao's tone, she must be very good at it.

Lin Mo: [I don't! I just want to suppress him!]

Bai Xiao: [Well, good luck.]

Soon Ji Qianhua finished his performance, and there was a loud noise at the end. His sword dance was very enjoyable to watch, and he was good-looking, so the effect was great.

The next one was Lin Mo, who was seen holding a wooden sword and replicating Ji Qianhua's sword dance one-to-one.

That's right, this sword is a bit long, and she did not make any mistakes in her movements, but everything was wrong.

When other people do a backflip they actually flip over in the air, but she just lies on the ground and kicks her legs to flip over. When other people lift their legs their legs almost become a line, but when she lifts her legs she has to cover her buttocks for fear that her pants will pull the line.

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Lin Mo's first operation stunned everyone. It was really wonderful, and the movements were indeed copied very well. Except for those difficult movements, she copied almost all other movements very well.

But it was obviously the same movement, and the expression was imitated very well, but why did it look so funny?

Is it a problem with the movement or the person? Everyone began to think about this problem.

After the performance, Bai Xiao immediately started to applaud, "Good! Very wonderful and beautiful!"

Hearing Bai Xiao's applause, the others came back to their senses and started to applaud.

Ji Qianhua's face standing next to him, it was obviously the people next to him who were embarrassed, but why did he feel that he was embarrassed?

Lin Mo bowed to everyone with a smile and said, "Thank you for the award, thank you for the award!"

Emperor Xuande was watching with great interest. This was much better than those serious songs and dances. But why was such a serious sword dance so funny when it was performed by this girl? In short, this girl is a talent.

"Not bad, not bad. I didn't expect that Xiao Lin Aiqing actually has such talent. It's really great. Give her the remaining elbow on the table!"

It must be said that the emperor really catered to his taste this time. When Lin Mo was dancing with swords, he took a fancy to the elbow on the emperor's table.

This elbow looks delicious, and the aroma is particularly strong when it is roasted. It is the kind of crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty!"

After receiving the award, Lin Mo proudly raised his eyebrows towards Ji Qianhua.

[Heh, you are still a little immature if you want to compare with me!]

Looking at the man's boastful look, Ji Qianhua turned his head away speechlessly.

What's there to be proud of? It's just an elbow. It's not like I haven't eaten it before.

After Lin Mo came back, Bai Xiao kept praising her: [Your performance just now was really wonderful. How about the word, shocking the world! Yes! It's shocking the world! You are so amazing!]

[Your memory is really great. No wonder you can remember the key plots every time you read the storybook.]

Lin Mo raised his chin proudly: [Of course, my memory is not to say that I can remember everything I see, but it is definitely not false! 】

Looking at the two people bragging, Minister Lin felt upset.

Since you have such a talent, why don't you study hard! You use idioms randomly every day, but this time the little system actually used the idiom correctly. It seems that you have read a few books in the past few days.

Because of Lin Mo's performance, none of the following performances can catch everyone's eyes.

It is elegant, beautiful, and talented, but it is not

enough to make a scene. There is no fun in watching such performances too much. What everyone likes now is the kind that can make a scene unexpectedly, or the kind that is shocking and impressive.

"Alas, I didn't expect that I couldn't even beat Lord Kobayashi."

"I spent a whole day preparing for this banquet, but I was beaten by Lord Kobayashi. I thought I would be beaten by many people, but I didn't think I wouldn't be beaten by her. What a mistake." The

young men and women gathered together and began to exchange experiences.

They all regarded each other as opponents, but in the end, the one who defeated them was Lin Mo, who was ignored by them.

Lin Mo happily held the pig's trotter and ate it. By the end of the banquet, she had eaten so much that her belly was full.

Hey, it's true that the skills of the chefs in the palace are really getting better and better. The skills of the chefs brought here this time are also great.

It turns out that you still need money to buy better ingredients.

"You should sleep well tonight and don't cause any trouble for me at night, or I will beat you up!"

On the way back, Minister Lin warned Lin Mo that this little bastard girl had slept for most of the day and would definitely have the energy to cause trouble at night.

If you don't restrain her, she won't be able to sleep tonight.

Lin Mo burped and wiped the dirt on her father's sleeves happily. "Oh, what can I do if I don't sleep at night? I've finished reading the storybook, and there's no new one for sale here. Don't worry, Dad, I will sleep well at night."

Looking at the two claw marks on her sleeves, Minister Lin slapped her immediately. "You're such a grown-up, can't you be more clean? You wipe all the dirty things on me!"

Lin Mo was not angry after being slapped. It didn't hurt anyway. She even defended herself, "I love to be clean. Look, I didn't get my clothes dirty when I ate today, and my sleeves weren't dirty. They were clean."

Minister Lin looked at her speechlessly: Yes, you are clean, and you got me dirty, right?

What kind of daughter is this? There is no one like her in the whole capital.

Madam Lin saw that the war between the father and daughter was not mixed at all. She thought that meddling in other people's affairs would make a woman old, so it was better for her to mind

her own business. Anyway, she might not be able to control the situation, as long as she didn't cause any big trouble. Although her girl was always unreliable, she still had a sense of propriety.

They agreed to sleep well at night, but when they were lying in bed at night, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao started fighting while talking.

"Are you going to let go or not! If you don't let go, I'll bite you!"

Lin Mo's cheeks were pinched, and her hands were still grabbing Bai Xiao's hair. The two of them wrestled in a ball on the bed.

Bai Xiao was also caught and grimaced, "Let go first and then I will! Why do you always grab my hair? You always pull my hair apart!"

The two were chatting happily in the evening, but then they talked about who was more cultured, and both sides thought they were very cultured.

Lin Mo felt that Bai Xiao himself was not very cultured but he had the skill of cheating. Bai Xiao thought that his skill was also his, so he was the most cultured.

The two quarreled and finally started fighting.

Listening to the crackling sound next door, Minister Lin and his wife lay on the bed with their eyes closed and were unwilling to go down to see.

Mrs. Lin kicked Minister Lin, "Something happened to your daughter, go and have a look."

Minister Lin: ...If something happens, it's my daughter, don't be so realistic.

I heard another scream and Lin Mo said, "I'm going to knock your teeth out!"

The couple here: ...

Did they fight so hard? But it's normal. These two people quarrel and fight every other day, but they will make up in one night.

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The couple stood up when they heard the noise getting louder.

As soon as they opened the door, a pillow flew towards them. Minister Lin took the pillow and walked inside with skillful movements.

The bed was already unbearable to look at. The two of them were holding each other with ferocious faces.

Bai Xiao was not shorter than Minister Lin and the others. A big guy and a short guy were fighting back and forth. No one knew how they started fighting.

When Lin Mo saw his father, he felt like he saw a savior, "Dad, come over quickly and take care of him!"

Bai Xiao also said pitifully, "Uncle, it was Mo Mo who bullied me!"

The two of them said that they were bullied, but when asked about the specific reason for their conflict, neither of them said anything.

Minister Lin sat on the stool and watched them silently. In the end, the two of them stopped fighting until they were tired.

"Now can you tell me why you fought? You are so grown up and still fighting."

Lin Mo said angrily: "He said he is more educated than me! Dad, please judge, how can he be more educated than me!"

"Although I haven't read many serious books, I have read a lot of other messy books, and I have experienced more things than him, so I must be more knowledgeable and more educated."

Bai Xiao: "Who said that! I am more educated! I know astronomy and geography, and I can even tell people's fortunes!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Minister Lin covered one of their mouths with one hand and manually shut up the two of them.

He took out two pieces of paper and put them on the table. "Let's put it this way. You can't just talk, so let's do it. Each of you write an article or a poem for me, and I'll give you my comments."

As soon as he said this, the two of them suddenly stopped talking.

Lin Mo smiled awkwardly, and then started bargaining. "Dad, can I not write poems or articles? I can write stories! My stories are very good!"

Bai Xiao: "Yes, yes, I can write stories too, whether it's a love story or a ghost story!"

Minister Lin: ... Come on, you two are the same, what's there to argue about between people of the same kind?

"You two are like this and you still say you are educated. Hurry up and get some sleep! If you want to be educated, I will hire a teacher to teach you tomorrow."

Hearing this, the two of them turned pale. How could this be possible?

They finally got rid of the task of studying every day, and now they have to hire a teacher to teach them. Isn't this asking for their lives?

Lin Mo immediately jumped onto the bed and covered himself with the quilt, "I'm going to sleep, Dad, there's no need to ask a teacher to come and teach us, it's just a waste of time, we can learn by ourselves!"

Bai Xiao immediately patted his chest and assured, "Yes, yes, uncle, we can learn by ourselves, there's no need to ask a teacher to come."

Looking at the nervous expressions of the two, Minister Lin sneered in his heart and turned around to take them away.

These two guys actually want to fight him, you'd better go to sleep!

Bai Xiao pretended to go out with him and return to his room, and then climbed in through the window again not long after.

Minister Lin pretended not to see his behavior, Bai Xiao was still secretly glad in his heart, [My window climbing skills are really getting better and better.

Minister Lin: ...

Sometimes I really want to expose their affair, or just let them get married first, so as to avoid so much trouble every day.

After all, they are family, and they have slept together for such a long time. Minister

Lin was really angry and amused by such trouble.

Maybe because they were afraid that Minister Lin would really hire a teacher for them, the two of them sneaked out early in the morning before dawn.

"Is it really okay for us to sneak out like this? What if my father gets up and opens the door and doesn't see me?"

Lin Mo still had a little worry.

Bai Xiao tapped her forehead and said, "Do you want a teacher to come and watch you study?"

The two looked at each other and sighed. This life is really too difficult. Why do people always force them to study?

There are academic masters, academic losers, geniuses, and ordinary people. They should just be ordinary people. Anyway, their knowledge is enough.

(Everyone: You two are not ordinary people. You two are geniuses!)

When Minister Lin got up and opened the door of the next room, he saw the empty bed and his face was normal. He had expected that these two people would sneak away.

Studying is like taking their lives. It would be strange if they didn't sneak away.

I thought these two people would come back for lunch at noon, but no one came at noon.

At this moment, on a mountain not far from the summer resort, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were hanging on a tree and wailing non-stop.

"Is there anyone here? Is there anyone who can come and save us?"

They just wanted to go to the mountain to pick fruits, but who knew that some bastard had laid a net on the ground. The two of them were too excited and didn't notice it. They ran over and were caught by someone and hung on the tree.

"Why didn't you check it? Don't you know everything about astronomy and geography? If you had reminded me, I wouldn't have been hung." Lin Mo patted Bai Xiao's arm.

Bai Xiao said aggrievedly: "I didn't think so much about this, and you pulled me here."

You were the one who pulled his hand all the way here. Even if he noticed it, he didn't have the time to react. Why are you blaming him now?

The two people started to feel sleepy while hanging on the tree. It was a little comfortable to lie there, and they could swing on the swing.

Lin Mo suddenly thought of an idea while swinging, "Hey! Do you think we can break the branch by swinging hard? After all, our combined weight is not light. If the branch breaks, we will be saved!"

The two looked at each other, and then began to swing violently.

"One, two, one, two! Keep the rhythm!"

Bai Xiao: "Move over a little, don't squeeze me, your hands are almost touching my face!"

Lin Mo: "It's already very crowded here. Our weight is squeezed in the middle, and you are still so big. Why can't you become smaller?"

Suddenly, the two of them thought of something. Bai Xiao: "Yes, I can become smaller and get out of this gap. Why didn't I think of it just now?"

Lin Mo: ...Why didn't you say it earlier!

"Then why don't you become smaller quickly!"

Why is this person getting less and less intelligent? He is not like her host at all. He has not learned her intelligence at all!

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Bai Xiao turned on the protection mechanism and got out of the net after turning on the child.

After jumping to the ground, he began to think about how to get Lin Mo down.

The tree was a bit high, and there were no tools around that could be used.

After he became bigger, he jumped several times but couldn't touch the net.

"Try harder and jump higher! Why is your jumping ability so poor!"

Lin Mo was more anxious than him. Although the space was more spacious after one person got down, the blood didn't circulate at all after the body was curled up for a long time.

And the feeling of being bound all over was not comfortable at all. For someone who loves freedom so much, being bound all over was a torture.

Bai Xiao was sweating profusely from jumping, and finally said helplessly: "How about you hang here for a while, I'll go back to get help?"

It's not possible not to get help, they don't have a knife or anything else, so they can't get rid of this.

"I remember you used to carry a lot of messy things, did you bring a knife or something?"

Lin Mo always carried a lot of miscellaneous things with him, and he always took them out on various occasions. This time he couldn't be without anything.

Lin Mo: "I got up early in the morning, so I don't have time to prepare anything else. If you want to get help, go get help quickly, and bring me some food."

She was really hungry. It was too early to go out in the morning, and they didn't dare to go to the small kitchen to get food, so they came out hungry.

They thought they could find a place to have a good meal after going down the mountain, but they didn't expect to be stopped halfway.

Bai Xiao glanced at the sky, then at Lin Mo hanging on the tree, and said worriedly: "Then I'll leave now, you should be careful here and don't shout, or you'll call a bunch of bad guys over."

Lin Mo waved his hands irritably, "I know, I know, go and call people, why are you so nagging all of a sudden?"

Bai Xiao:... You actually think I'm nagging at this time! I'm just concerned about you and worried about you.

Minister Lin and his wife were resting in the study, and they saw Bai Xiao rushing in.

"Uncle and aunt, something bad has happened!"

The Lin couple: ??? What could happen, what could happen in this summer resort?

"Where's Mo'er? Why are you alone? Is she outside?"

Bai Xiao said anxiously, "That's what I'm talking about. We were out and accidentally stepped on someone's trap halfway up the mountain. Now Mo'er is caught in the net and hanging on the tree."

"The tree is too high for me to get down by myself, and there are no suitable tools there, so I came back to get help."

The Lin couple: ...

No, what on earth did you two want to do by going out so early in the morning!

We stepped on someone's trap halfway up the mountain. The other person's cash must be kept in some relatively hidden places that ordinary people would not go. Did you two deliberately choose that kind of road that no one has ever walked on?

Minister Lin sighed, and his helplessness and speechlessness could be seen from his face.

"Come on, come on, I want to see what she looks like now." She

didn't eat in the morning, didn't come back for lunch, and stepped into someone's trap. Doing these things every day is really making people numb.

Lin Mo is now hanging on the tree and dozing off. Not to mention, the breeze here is quite comfortable. It would be better if the net was bigger, so that her posture can be more comfortable.

"Why hasn't he come yet? Could it be that he was caught in someone's net on the way back? That shouldn't happen."

Now their distance is a bit too far, and they can't feel each other in their hearts at all. At least they can feel that the other party is not in danger.

A quarter of an hour later, looking at the large group of people standing below, Lin Mo showed his big white teeth and greeted everyone.

"Hey, hello, everyone. Why are you all out here? Actually, only one or two people are needed."

How embarrassing! Why did everyone come here?

Lin Mo was a little embarrassed. Although she had done a lot of embarrassing things, she didn't do this willingly.

Taifu Jianshou was delighted. "Master Xiaolin is really different from ordinary people. The scenery up there is pretty good, isn't it?"

Lin Mo answered seriously, "It's pretty good. I can see the tops of your heads. Some of you don't take good care of your heads. You are almost bald."

Some adults who are worried about their hair: ...

This little girl is still so annoying! Let her hang there for a while longer!

Minister Lin coughed, "How can you talk like that? I thought you were going out to play by yourself when you went out this morning, but you ended up falling into someone else's trap."

"Let's see if you dare to walk through these nooks and crannies in the future. You don't want to walk on the main roads, but you have to walk through these unopened places. Are you born different from others?"

Lin Mo answered seriously, "Yes, I am unique in the world!"

She is very confident in herself. What's the fun of walking on the main roads? Walking on these small roads gives you a sense of surprise. The wild fruits and small animals on the mountain, seeing any of them is like winning a prize. This feeling cannot be obtained by walking on the main roads.

Bai Xiao: [Alright, stop bragging about yourself. Didn't you say your legs are numb? Hurry up and get someone to rescue you. Lin Mo

looked at his father pitifully, "Dad, please save me quickly, my legs are numb, it's very dangerous when they are numb."

Minister Lin looked at his daughter with a strange posture above, and he didn't know how to describe his mood.

Since the little system came into being, the little bastard has been doing whatever she wants every day. Anyway, she won't get hurt and can let others take the blame for her, although she always takes the blame herself.

Although she was naughty before, she was not naughty to this extent. At most, she was naughty at home.

She didn't contact other people in the capital. In her words, if she couldn't communicate with others, it would cause some conflicts, so it was better not to contact them.

Why is she in contact with people in the capital now? Now she can talk to them again, right?

(Lin Mo: In the past, if she said something that others didn't like to hear or she told the truth, she would be beaten. Beating people can kill them and it hurts. But now it doesn't hurt!)

"You be careful, I will get someone to rescue you right away."

After a lot of trouble, Lin Mo was finally rescued. Minister Lin was terrified when he saw her wandering around.

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Looking at Lin Mo with messy hair and sloppy clothes, Minister Lin slapped her on the head.

"Go! Go back!"

Lin Mo touched her head and said unhappily, "Dad, don't hit me on the head all the time, I won't grow taller." She was not tall to begin with, what if she got hit?

She is now 1.63 meters tall, and the slap from her father made her at least one centimeter shorter.

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this was possible, otherwise why didn't those people who carried heavy objects grow very tall? They were oppressed.

[Xiaobai, Xiaobai, how tall am I now? I haven't asked you about your height for a long time. I should have grown a little taller.]

Height is really her obsession. Her current goal is 1.65 meters, at least her height should be more harmonious in the family.

Bai Xiao: [Uh, do you mean including your hair or your net height?]

Lin Mo: ...So how did you report my height before? Did you include my hair?

Lin Mo suddenly panicked. She was only 1.63 meters with her hair, so her actual height must be even shorter!

Bai Xiao touched his nose and was a little unsure about the answer. Some hairstyles do make you look taller, and there are also shoe soles.

But these things combined together form a complete height. You can't go out barefoot with your hair disheveled every day. That is indeed the net height, but you can't show it to others, right?

So it's normal to add shoe soles and hair. Of course, he doesn't need to add them, he's already tall enough.

The heights of other people he reported to Lin Mo were indeed net heights, but he still inflated Lin Mo's height a little.

Although other people didn't understand how many meters they were talking about, they didn't care too much. They thought it might be a system unit of measurement.

Anyway, they knew that Master Xiaolin was shorter than she actually knew.

Lin Mo was really sad all the way. He thought he was 1.63 meters tall, but he didn't expect that he was shorter than 1.63 meters.

Is there anything more sad than this? She is actually a shorty!

Why did the genes of the whole family change when they came to her!

If it weren't for her face that looked exactly like her father, she would have doubted whether she was a biological child.

I heard that her grandparents were also very tall, and her grandparents were also of okay height, so why did she become like this?

Could it be because she didn't like to eat and ate too many snacks when she was a child? Nowadays, many parents say that eating snacks will prevent children from growing taller. This can't be the real reason!

The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more he regretted it. He should have eaten more when he was a child.

Lin Mo still asked unwillingly: [Xiaobai, what is my net height, not counting shoes and hair.]

Bai Xiao: [It's just 160cm. In fact, your height is not short among girls. Aren't there many girls in Beijing who are shorter than you? And you are better than them. You have long legs. Look at your family members who all have long legs. Your father's legs are almost up to your chest.]

Everyone took a look at Minister Lin's legs. Well, it was indeed a pair of good legs, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, and a good figure!

How does this guy maintain such a good figure! Doesn't he eat at all?

Lin Mo looked at her legs and then at her father's legs. Well, she inherited her father's gene for long legs, but her height is really a drag!

If she had her father's height, her legs would be able to reach other people's chests!

After returning to her room, Lin Mo shut herself up.

What happened today spread out in a short while and became a typical example of how families educate their children.

For example, don't walk on deserted paths, don't walk in corners, and pay special attention to traps set by hunters in the mountains.

Fortunately, it was just a net today. If someone dug a pit to hunt other wild animals, the pit would be full of sharp wooden spears. If the person fell in, he would basically die.

"You don't have the ability of Lord Xiaolin. He can't die, but you are different."

Listening to their father's words, everyone was confused in their hearts.

Did they eat their fill and then go to those narrow roads? They were not Master Xiaolin.

Who would not walk to the mainland? The more remote the place, the more dangerous it was. Moreover, they usually brought their maids and servants with them when they went out. They were nothing like Master Xiaolin, who went out in the wind and rain every day.

Looking at a certain lump on the bed, Bai Xiao chuckled and said, "You have now become a typical example for adults to educate their children. This is equivalent to you being included in the textbooks. You are really amazing."

Lin Mo's muffled voice came from inside, "Then can I give you this opportunity to be in the textbook? These people have nothing to do after eating, why do they have to publicly execute me again and again?" It's

embarrassing, but it will be fine after that period of time. She is a kind-hearted person, but being dragged out and executed by others again and again is another feeling.

Seeing her depressed look, Bai Xiao went over and patted her head and said, "Don't be sad. Your father cooked a roast chicken for you today, and used the spices and side dishes you always wanted to eat. The Minister of Agriculture has already researched those seeds, and some have already started to produce large-scale rice dumplings."

Hearing this, Lin Mo did a backflip, and Bai Xiao was hit by someone before he could react.

"Go, go, go, why didn't you say so earlier!"

If you had said so earlier, why would I still be sad here?

Bai Xiao, who was lying on the bed dizzy at the moment, cursed silently.

His chin, his teeth, luckily his tongue spoke fast, otherwise his tongue would fall off.

But if this body's tongue falls off, he can still grow it back with energy.

It has been a long time since he has had any trouble with energy. Maybe it is because he is too rich. What is rich? He is rich!

Other systems are struggling for energy every day, but he still has some left over. Even if the host does not go out to eat melons, the energy will overflow every day.

What is self-sufficiency? This is self-sufficiency! Long live Mo Mo!

Bai Xiao comforted himself after a while. It was just a bump on the chin. It was a small matter.

"Master, your cooking skills are getting better and better. I may even ask you for advice on how to make roast chicken."

Ji Kengkeng sat next to Minister Lin with a big smile on his face, while Lin Qi and Lin Ran sat next to Madam Lin. They looked like a family.

Lin Mo saw this as soon as she arrived, and she immediately exploded.

"Ahhh! Ji Kengkeng! You actually took my seat! You are shameless! Hurry up and put down the roast chicken in your hand!"

Everyone present: ... It's over, the little devil is here.

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Lin Mo pushed Ji Qianhua away with his buttocks and snatched the roast chicken from his hand.

Ji Qianhua: ...

Others: ...

You are quite quick and skillful.

Lin Mo took a big bite of the roast chicken and said angrily: "Mom and Dad, how could you treat me like this? You made delicious food without telling me and even stayed with this guy."

"I am still not your favorite little daughter. You really hurt my heart by doing this!"

[It's really too much. This roast chicken is so delicious. Dad's cooking skills are really getting better and better. ]

After listening to her words and her inner voice, everyone didn't know what to say to her.

Minister Lin said helplessly, "I have already asked someone to deliver your food. Who said we don't care about you anymore?"

Lin Mo raised his head and looked at Bai Xiao: [Did anyone deliver my roast chicken? ]

Bai Xiao nodded: [Didn't we just pass by someone? The roast chicken in her hand was the one your father gave you. I wanted to call you back, but you ran too fast. 】

Lin Mo: ...

The others were also speechless in their hearts. Lin Ran took out his handkerchief to wipe Ji Qianhua's hands, and said, "Don't bother with this girl. You know she has always had this temper."

Ji Qianhua smiled slightly and said, "I know. We grew up together and I know what kind of personality she has."

Looking at the affectionate look of the two people, Lin Mo's anger rose all of a sudden.

Flirting with my sister in front of me, do you really care about me!

She was about to speak, but Minister Lin quickly took a chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth, "Eat it quickly, eating can't stop your mouth."

Lin Mo snorted in a very bad mood. Although her mouth didn't have time to speak, her eyes looked like they could kill people.

Bai Xiao: [Stop looking at me, stop looking at me, you are looking at me like a chicken eye, but actually she is not bad.]

Lin Mo: [What good? What good is there? Why did you change sides so quickly? Anyway, it is not your sister who is going to get married, right?]

Bai Xiao: [Why is she not my sister? I live in this family, so I am a member of this family. I also treat my sister as my own sister. Your sister and Ji Qianhua are together, and there is no mother-in-law relationship. The family is simple, and most importantly, it is close to your family. Isn't this good?]

[And look at him, he will definitely be a henpecked husband in the future.]

Everyone present: ...

Ji Qianhua was a little embarrassed by the praise. He thought that the system would add fuel to the fire, but he didn't expect it to speak for him.

Lin Mo seemed to think it was good after being persuaded, but she still felt particularly unfair in her heart.

Lin Qi took out a handful of dried meat and stuffed it into Lin Mo's hand, saying: "Eat, eat, eat more." If

you eat more, your mouth will have no time to talk, so hurry up and eat more!

Under the feeding of the whole family, Lin Mo ate hard this time without exception.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, slow down, I can't catch up with you."

On the way back, Lin Mo held her big belly and panted.

If she hadn't been full of food, she could have done it again!

Bai Xiao was particularly curious and patted her belly. Lin Mo elbowed her and said, "Don't pat my belly randomly. I've already eaten so much that it's already in my throat. What if I vomit it all out?"

She had worked hard to eat this bit by bit, so she couldn't vomit it out.

Bai Xiao asked curiously, "I'm just curious. I saw that your belly could stretch and shrink before. Why didn't you shrink your belly this time?"

Lin Mo wanted to, too. She took a deep breath and tried to shrink her belly, but failed.

"Alas, I can't shrink it back. Please walk with me outside and help me digest the food."

Dad's cooking skills are really getting better and better. The dishes he made a few days ago were delicious, and today's roast chicken is also delicious.

The weather is cooler today, and many people are playing outside.

The laughter of the young men and ladies came from not far away, and Lin Mo followed the laughter.

Smelling the fragrance of the flowers and the laughter of the young men and women, Lin Mo's mood improved a lot.

When passing by a small pavilion, Lin Mo overheard a conversation.

A young woman advised another younger woman, "You should have more children while you are still young. You have been married for several months, but you are still not pregnant."

The younger woman replied, "Let it go. I am not in a hurry now."

The first woman said, "How can I not be in a hurry? If you don't have children, how can you consolidate your current position? If one of your concubines gives birth to your eldest son, will you feel comfortable? The eldest son of the legitimate wife will be the eldest son of the illegitimate wife, and your future children will be suppressed."

Lin Mo sneaked behind a bush and started eating melons.

What she loved most was the melons of those who were good at family affairs. Some people looked glamorous outside but were a mess at home. They looked honest outside, but honest people were often capable of great things.

Lin Mo whispered to Bai Xiao in his heart: [Whose families are these two ladies from? I have no impression of them at all.]

[And why does this person always advise others to have children? I think the other lady doesn't seem to be in a hurry, and she looks very young. There is no need for her to be so anxious.]

Bai Xiao checked and replied: [The backyard of the older one's family is a little uneasy. Her husband has many concubines. Although they can't surpass her, the backyard is not peaceful either. The younger one is a loving couple. Her husband had two concubines before marriage, but he gave them money to get rid of them later.]

Lin Mo: [Well, no wonder. The first one is teaching the other one based on her own experience. It is indeed well-intentioned, but their husbands are different. 】

They were quite happy eating melons hiding in the back, but the younger one was stubborn and would just let it go no matter what the other one said, which made the other one angry.

The one was so angry that she wanted to see all the scenery to calm down, but she saw the two people hiding in the bushes.

No, you two are so big and both of you are outside, how can you eavesdrop like that!

But this man was like finding a comrade-in-arms, and he immediately called Lin Mo over.

"Master Xiao Lin, can you come over and help me?"

Lin Mo: ??? What can I do to help? I can't have children.

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Although he was confused, Lin Mo still went over. Bai Xiao pretended to leave, but after getting away from their business, he immediately trotted back and hid on Lin Mo.

After seeing Lin Mo, the man spoke even more vigorously.

"Master Xiao Lin, tell me, do women have to give birth to children as soon as they get married?"

The young woman frowned when she heard this, "Sister Sui, Master Xiao Lin is not married yet, it's not good for you to tell her this."

Although Master Xiao Lin may really know everything, it's not good to talk about this topic with an unmarried woman.

"What's the big deal? Women all have this experience. Lady Xiaolin will have children in the future."

The woman said it without caring. But the look she gave Lin Mo and others made people feel uncomfortable.

Lin Mo sat next to me and didn't like the look of this person.

Then the woman said, "But Lady Xiaolin still needs to change her temper. Men won't like your temper. Even if you get married, your life will be hard."

Lin Mo was speechless. What does my temper have to do with you? Why should I change my temper for others?

After changing my temper, will I live a depressed life? I am depressed and I want to persuade others to be depressed. What a bad person!

"I think I have a good temper. My parents spoiled me with such a temper. Why should I adapt to a man? I'm not a lowly person."

A lowly person: ...

Lin Mo continued to complain in his heart: [This woman must have read those books and become stupid. She made a good wife of the first house be like a concubine. ]

In this world, there is no such thing as taking the husband as the rule and the husband as the heaven. In fact, the relationship between husband and wife is relatively equal. If they can't live together, they can divorce. After the divorce, the woman can remarry.

There are also many women who marry a higher family and a better person in the second marriage. The status of the wife of the first house is not low.

The law also stipulates that the husband is not allowed to beat his wife, otherwise he will be beaten with 20 sticks and have to pay money. Of course, the wife is not allowed to beat her husband.

Those poor concubines do need the favor of men, but only in this way can they live a better life.

Hearing Lin Mo's complaints in his heart, the young woman almost couldn't help laughing.

Master Xiaolin's idea is right. Why should you change the temper that your parents have spoiled you since you were a child for a man? If this man thinks you have a bad temper, then you can change another one. There is not only this man in the world. You can

always find a suitable one if you look for it slowly. She is almost annoyed to death by this man. In fact, the two of them are not very familiar with each other. It's just that the husbands have contacts.

When the lady heard Lin Mo's thoughts, her face darkened, "Master Xiao Lin, what you said is wrong. The relationship between husband and wife is supposed to be developed through mutual understanding. If you don't accommodate your husband, then other women will accommodate your husband."

Lin Mo interrupted immediately, "Then let her accommodate. Whoever wants a man like this can want him."

The young woman: ...

Lin Mo started to complain to Bai Xiao in his heart again, [Why is this woman's thinking so old-fashioned? Why does she put her status so low? She herself despises herself, so who can look up to her? ]

The happiest thing for Lin Mo in this world is that the status of women is not as low as in a certain dynasty after the real modern era.

Although true equality cannot be achieved, both the law and society are working hard to protect women's rights. This is really the first time she has seen such a woman. Does this woman still have her own thoughts?

She must have lived in the wrong dynasty. She should have gone to the dynasty where the husband is the rule and the heaven. She would have been a chaste and virtuous woman.

"Okay, Lord Xiaolin, let's not talk about this topic. Let's just talk about having children. You can't not have children in the future."

Lin Mo replied first: "That depends on what I think at the time. If I want it, I will have it."

The woman finally smiled: "A woman's life is incomplete without children. Didn't Mrs. Lin give birth to three of you brothers and sisters?"

Lin Mo: "That's what my mother wanted. My father served my mother all day when she was pregnant. I heard that he even stayed in the same room with my mother when handling affairs. They love each other so naturally we are willing to have children."

"I also want to find someone like my father. He must care about me. If he doesn't care about me, why should I have children? If I give birth to a child who looks like him, I will feel so uncomfortable." I

already hated that man, and the child I gave birth to looked like that man. It would be really uncomfortable.

The two women present: ...

Why don't you play by the rules? What you said seems to make sense, but I can't tell what's wrong with it.

The young woman was laughing. Lady Kobayashi is so funny. No wonder everyone thinks so highly of her.

The woman still didn't give up and asked: "Even if the couple is not harmonious, do you really plan not to have children?"

Lin Mo was silent for two seconds, then looked at her and said: "Yes, how many children have you given birth to?"

The woman subconsciously answered: "Two."

Lin Mo: "Then which of your children looks better?"

The woman: "My eldest daughter is cute and lovely, and the younger daughter looks like her father, but not as outstanding as the eldest daughter."

Hearing this, Lin Mo immediately made a decision: "Then I will take your eldest daughter."

Bai Xiao was about to laugh in his heart, [This is the first time I heard someone ask for a child like this, hahaha.]

Lin Mo: [You said this is to have a child, I did ask for the child, I don't know whether she is willing to give it to me, anyway, I asked her for it.]

The young woman laughed so hard that her stomach almost hurt. Indeed, I asked for it but you didn't want to give it to me, so you can't blame me.

The woman was almost angry to death. No wonder many people said that this little devil should not be provoked. Is it okay to listen to what this person said?

Lin Mo took out a piece of dried meat from his small purse and said while chewing: "I know you are telling others about your own experience, but everyone's family is different."

"Your husband is not good, but it doesn't mean that other people's husbands are not good. This is your husband's problem, not other people's problem. It would have been great if you had a better vision and found someone like my father. Look at you now. You have become like this. Do you still remember what you were like before you got married?"

Families in the capital city also carefully educate their daughters, but many of these girls change after they get married.

The woman was a little dazed by what she said. She almost forgot what it was like when she was a girl. Anyway, she knew that she was happier than she is now.

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Lin Mo chewed the meat jerky vigorously, and it tasted so delicious.

"This meat jerky was made for me by my Xiaobai. It is a true inheritance from my mother. Do you two want to try it?"

Lin Mo found two pieces of medium-sized meat in his small purse and stuffed them into the two people.

Bai Xiao was a little dissatisfied. [I only made a little for you, why did you share it with others? Do you know that meat jerky is difficult to make? ]

Lin Mo: [Oh, don't be so stingy, don't you have a lot at home? Just make some more when you get home. Make me more spicy flavors when the time comes. Bai Xiao

is now very good at making snacks. Although he is not very good at cooking, he has a talent for making all kinds of snacks.

Maybe God closed a door for him but left him a window. If he cooks, it depends on God's will. Maybe the food tastes good today, but it may not taste the same next time. Listening to the conversation

between the two people, the woman looked at the dried meat in her hand with a dazed expression.

She has never eaten anything her husband made for her. They say that the joy of a concubine is the joy of a concubine, but she has never enjoyed it.

Since she got married, she has been serving her husband. The rules of her husband's family are strict. She has to follow the rules every moment, and there can't be any mistakes.

Moreover, it took a long time to come to the Summer Resort this time. After all, there are many sisters-in-law in the family, and it is impossible for all of them to come, so everyone is trying their best to show off in front of the elders .

Everyone said that she married into a wealthy family and was valued by her husband's family, so she was a blessed person.

What did her husband's family value? They asked her to serve and take care of everything. Obviously, there were maids in the family, but she had to come in person to take care of her husband.

Lin Mo had a good chat with another lady, and Lin Mo also shared with her her tips for making snacks.

Although she doesn't know how to do it, she has seen many people do it. "Sister, your husband is still good. Just let nature

take its course when it comes to having a baby. There is no need to rush." ​​"Getting pregnant also depends on your mood. If you are too anxious, you may not get pregnant. Relax your mind and take it slow."

Bai Xiao: [That's right. Sometimes psychological reasons are also important. 】

The younger woman laughed happily after hearing these words, "I think so too, sometimes it's just that the destiny has not ended yet, and I've been married for a short time, so I'm not worried about him taking a concubine. No matter whether the children are born to a main room or a concubine, they are nominally my children and they all need to be brought up in front of me."

"You're right, I can get along with him but I will never compromise myself because of him. It's my own life, and there's still a long life ahead of me. I can't always suppress myself. I just need to be a good wife."

There are also many ladies in the capital who have never given birth to children, and they take the initiative to take concubines for their husbands. For women, giving birth is a hurdle, some are more popular and some are less lucky.

The timid ladies let others take the risk, and some of them took the child home to raise after giving birth, because the position of the main wife was here anyway.

Lin Mo praised in his heart after hearing these words: [Look, this is the mentality of others, what a good mentality.]

Bai Xiao: [This lady has always been quite sober, her husband is also a good person, and now he really loves her.]

Lin Mo grasped a key word: [Now? Do you mean he will change his mind in the future?]

The young woman had no expression on her face after hearing this, and was very calm.

Everyone said that she and her husband were deeply in love, and the two of them were in love with each other. It was true that they were in love with each other, but forget about the deep love.

The person she loves most is herself, and the person her husband loves most is not her. Her husband does not have a favorite woman. As a man, he loves too many things, but what he loves most is his career.

Bai Xiao replied: [Who can say so absolutely about emotional matters? They themselves actually understand the depth of their feelings. This couple can be said to be in harmony, but they have not yet reached the level of deep love and commitment to each other through life and death. They themselves know it.]

Yes, both parties are basically clear about emotional matters.

Some people take feelings more seriously, while for some people, feelings are just the icing on the cake. It depends on how the individual understands it.

After sitting here for a while, Lin Mo felt bored and left after a brief greeting.

After Lin Mo left, the two women had nothing to say and left soon.

I don't know what kind of impact these words today will have on the woman's psychology, but it can make her sober up after all.

A good girl will lose all her status and position when she marries into another family. They say nice words to you and say that they value you, but in fact they don't take you seriously at all.

There are maids and servants at home, but you are asked to do everything by yourself. This is not called valuing, but torture.

Lin Mo took Bai Xiao for a walk here, greeted everyone he saw, and picked some flowers to make a wreath.

In her words, if these flowers are not picked now, they will wither soon.

Bai Xiao: "When those girls see these flowers, they take good care of them and let them grow on their branches without picking them off. Why are you different from others?"

Lin Mo said with a flower on his head, "Why should I be like others? I don't have their delicate feelings. I want to own something if I think it's beautiful. Wearing it on my head as a wreath is also a kind of beauty."

Bai Xiao: "Then don't you think this is a kind of destruction?" Ruining life."

Lin Mo: "You can't say that. Flowers are life, so are the chickens, ducks, and fish we eat. They are grown by ourselves. Picking one or two flowers doesn't mean throwing away their roots. Behavior and doing things should be done in moderation. Don't always limit yourself so much. If you think too much, it will affect your mood. "

If you think that everything you eat is life and everything you play is life, then isn't this just asking for trouble in your heart?

Lin Mo has worked hard in his previous life. He doesn't want to think so much in this life. It's enough to be happy in this life. Behavior and doing things should be done in moderation. Don't go too far. As for the rest, you can do whatever you want.

Seeing Lin Mo's heartless look, Bai Xiao smiled helplessly and patted her head, "You are right, let's go and make you some flower cakes."

Chapter 260 Ji Qianhua urinated and defecated everywhere!

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Chapter 260 Ji Qianhua urinates and defecates everywhere!

The days in the summer resort passed one by one, and the weather gradually became less hot.

Emperor Xuande, I have already chosen the time to return to the capital. I really miss the prosperity of the capital after staying outside for so long.

When Lin Mo heard the news that she was going back, she was overjoyed.

"Finally going back! I'm going to the north of the city to eat pork elbows and snacks! Brother Ji! The fruits in your house are almost ripe."

Ji Qianhua: "Call me Brother Ji, can you call me by my name properly? The fruits are almost ripe, and they will be ripe in autumn. If you don't teach me well, I won't give them to you."

Lin Mo snorted, "You talk as if you can stop me."

Ji Qianhua:... Can you give me a little face, little girl? You have been like this since you were a child.

There are no flowers planted in the Zhennan Palace, only fruit trees. In the words of the Zhennan King, what's the point of planting so many flowers? Planting fruit trees can eat the fruits, and the uneaten ones can be sold. What can flowers do?

Therefore, all kinds of fruits are planted in the palace. Lin Mo grew up eating these fruits.

The Lin Mansion and the Zhennan Palace are back to back. The two palaces are not on the same street, but the back doors face each other.

There is also a small door in Lin Mo's courtyard that can lead to the backyard of the Zhennan Palace. This was specially built for her by the Zhennan King.

"Prince, are there any waxberries to eat this year? Last

year's waxberries were a bit sour." Lin Mo's teeth felt a bit sour when she thought of the waxberries that were so sour that they made her teeth fall out. All the waxberries picked last year were used to make wine, and there was nothing to eat.

King Zhennan touched her head and said with a smile: "It will taste good this year. I was not at home last year so no one fertilized it. This year I specially asked the housekeeper and your brother Ji Ji to fertilize it, so it will taste better than last year."

Ji Qianhua: Brother Ji Ji, father! Why do you follow her and call me brother Ji Ji?

Bai Xiao also added: [When Ji Qianhua was fertilizing, he urinated under the waxberry tree. He urinates and defecates everywhere! ]

Hearing this, Lin Mo's eyes suddenly became disgusted.

Although I know that the fertilizer used is farmyard manure, and the rotten leaves and branches can be piled at the roots of the trees, it is still a bit disgusting to say it out loud.

The smile on King Zhennan's face froze, and he glared at his son: This is how you fertilize me!

Ji Qianhua touched his nose and looked up at the sky. Wasn't it for convenience to fertilize that day? It was fertilization anyway.

But how could this little bastard say such a thing out loud! It was so embarrassing to say it out loud.

On the night before preparing to go back, everyone started to pack up.

Everyone else was packing up, but Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were packing up food.

Are you kidding? It will take a day and a night to leave, so they have to pack more food.

And they made so many snacks here, and they had to take them away.

Lin Mo was carrying a large bag that her sister had sewn for her, and she was putting packets of snacks into the bag with a serious look.

Bai Xiao was carrying a bag of the same style, two bags, one pink and one blue. The pink one was Bai Xiao's, and Lin Mo's was the blue one.

Originally, Lin Ran wanted to give the pink one to Lin Mo, but Lin Mo didn't want it, so they had to swap the colors of their bags.

"Xiaobai, put all the dried fruits here, they are too heavy." Lin Mo grabbed a handful of dried fruits and stuffed them into Bai Xiao's bag.

Bai Xiao: "...dried fruits are heavy, but dried meat is not, right? Don't eat all the dried meat on the way."

Minister Lin was standing at the door and was speechless when he saw them busying in and out.

He grabbed Lin Mo's arm and asked, "Have you packed all your clothes?"

Lin Mo: "I only have two sets of clothes, and I packed them a long time ago."

Yes, he brought a few sets of clothes when he came, and she almost wore holes in those clothes.

The clothes and jewelry that other girls brought were all dressed up brightly and beautifully here, but she changed the same few sets of clothes every day, and she didn't have any bright clothes.

In the last few days of singing, one of her clothes was even patched, which was really amazing.

Thinking of her patched clothes, Minister Lin's mouth twitched and he said speechlessly, "You don't need those clothes, just leave them to the villagers below."

Many people don't plan to bring so many things when they go back, so they give their clothes to the villagers below, which is not a waste.

The villagers didn't care so much. It was good to have new clothes to wear. It didn't matter whether they were old or not. It was good to have some patches on them. In this small village, everyone had some patches on their clothes.

Lin Mo refused righteously, "No, I have developed feelings for these clothes. And after so many days of wearing them, the fabric has become very soft. How can I give away the clothes that I have worked so hard to wear?"

"I have made up my mind. These clothes are not suitable for wearing outside, so I will wear them at home."

Minister Lin: ...

After packing for most of the night, everyone was about to leave the next day, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao came over in a daze.

Lin Mo was lying on her brother's back and still talking in her sleep, "Brother, please put me on the carriage, I still want to sleep."

Lin Qi patted her face, "Wake up! We are leaving. You have to wake up before I put you on the carriage. Do you want me to lift you in?"

Lin Mo: "I'm awake but I can't open my eyes. Just lift me in or throw me in. I don't mind."

Everyone present: ...

The group that went back was also very large. Bai Xiao rode a horse beside the carriage. Lin Mo was sleeping soundly on his mother's lap in the carriage.

Mrs. Lin asked doubtfully, "Did she go out to steal last night? Did she spend the whole night packing those two pieces of tattered clothes?"

Lin Ran was speechless when he thought of his sister's tattered clothes. "She shouldn't have packed those tattered clothes. She should have packed food. Look at the big bag of things she has. I guess she didn't put it down when she went to sleep."

Indeed, she is still holding it in her arms.

The journey back was not as hot and unbearable as the journey here. When they arrived at the temple, they rested for the night as usual.

The monks happily arranged a room for them. Lin Mo stuffed a few dried fruits into the monks' pockets.

"Hello, hello, hello, Master Ping An, this is my offering to you. Hurry up and try it."

Masters: ??? What Master Ping An? Dried fruits can be eaten, but what does Master Ping An mean?