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Chapter 276 Dali Temple Minister Grabs the Peach with Backhand
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Chapter 276 Dali Temple Minister grabs peach with backhand
Just when he was relieved, Lin Mo's question came.
"Hua Kongque, you just said that Dali Temple Minister can backhand heart-pulling, can I go to your house to watch him show it?"
Lin Mo's eyes sparkled with anticipation.
Wei Zhengan: ...What should I do? If I go back and let my dad show me backhand heart-pulling, it will definitely be his heart.
But it's not easy to refuse this refusal, and finally, they went back to Wei's house together.
On the way, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao kept discussing this matter.
[Is Dali Temple Minister so powerful now that he can backhand heart-pulling? ]
Bai Xiao: [I think so. He has been practicing martial arts recently, and there are some results. ã
Wei Zhengan: ...There is indeed a move called "Backhand Heart-Digging" in Dad's martial arts secret book, but the way Dad performed it looked like a monkey stealing a peach with his backhand!
To be honest, every time I see Dad practicing in the yard, I feel like he's going blind.
Although Dad's moves don't look very good, they should have some attack power, because the moves shown in the secret book are not the same as the ones Dad actually showed, and you never know where Dad will attack next.
Anyway, he never won when he competed with Dad, and every time Dad attacked him in various tricky ways.
Qin Zheng looked at Wei Zhengan's frowning face and comforted him, saying, "Don't worry, didn't you say that your uncle's recent practice has been quite effective? We are just going to take a look."
Wei Zhengan smiled dryly and said nothing. You see, he is the type who keeps silent.
The Dali Temple Minister has been in high spirits recently because of his promotion, and when they came here, they happened to meet the Dali Temple Minister practicing in the yard.
"Wow! So amazing!"
Lin Mo clapped his hands very politely, and Bai Xiao also clapped his hands.
The Dali Temple Minister saw Lin Mo coming and almost stumbled and fell.
Why is this little ancestor here, and why didn't he give any notice?
Looking at his son's crying face, the Dali Temple Minister glared at him unhappily.
Why did you bring this little girl back for no reason? Isn't there enough trouble outside for you guys?
Flower Peacock: I didn't want to bring her back! She wanted to follow me back on her own. Do you think I have the ability to stop her?
The father and son exchanged glances, and the way they flirted with each other made Qin Zheng take a step back.
Eh~, are other people's fathers and sons so sticky?
"Uncle, Wei Zhengan said that you have been practicing martial arts recently, and that you can backhand the heart, so he invited us to come over and take a look."
Lin Mo's words almost pissed off Flower Peacock to death. What do you mean I invited you to come over and take a look? It was obviously you who wanted to come over!
The Dali Temple Minister forced a smile and said, "Okay, it's not impossible to show you, but how come Lord Xiaolin has time to come to my place today?"
Why not go to other people's houses? It's also okay to go to the Prime Minister's house. The Prime Minister has a large family and many children. Can we go to their house to play in the future?
(Prime Minister: I provoke you!)
The lady was particularly kind and arranged chairs for them to sit on, but she glared at her son when she left.
Wei Zhengan forced a smile and stayed with them, just hoping that his parents would beat him less after they left.
Being surrounded by so many people, the Dali Temple Minister was quite nervous, but he was still a little confident in his recent training results.
Isn't it just a backhand heart-punch? He has been practicing this move recently, and I believe he will perform it perfectly.
The previous moves were indeed quite good, and Lin Mo and the others also cheered and applauded very enthusiastically.
Bai Xiao: [Not bad, not bad, it's really not bad.]
Lin Mo: [Yes, it's much better than I expected. I thought it was just some fancy moves, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful.]
Wei Zhengan smiled stiffly. How could it not be powerful? Daddy's eyes were all watching him practice just now, and he felt that all those moves of his father were used on him.
The next move was a backhand heart-punch. Dali Temple Shaoqing squatted down and punched with his backhand, and his posture was very clean and neat.
But Lin Mo and the others felt that it was not right. Shouldn't the heart be on top? Why do you have to squat and reach back? This position should not be the heart.
Lin Mo asked Bai Xiao this question: [Are you sure that the Dali Temple Minister's move is to reach back to the heart? Why does it look a bit different to me?]
Bai Xiao: [The posture he recited is indeed to reach back to the heart, but others squat slightly and reach back, not like him who squats down and reaches back. He should be grabbing a peach with his backhand. In fact, the attack power is not bad, and it is even stronger than grabbing a peach with his backhand.]
[Backhand grabbing the heart is at most a physical attack, but grabbing a peach with your backhand is not only a physical attack, but also a psychological attack.]
Lin Mo nodded when he heard it. It does make sense.
No wonder everyone says that we need to learn and understand. It turns out that whether it is studying or practicing martial arts, we need to learn and understand. We don't have to follow the original moves. We can also develop the original moves a little.
Flower Peacock and Stupid Beauty: ...You can find a reason for this?
But this move is indeed very powerful.
As she watched, Lin Mo suddenly became curious again. She looked at Hua Kongque and said seriously, "If you are a little more obedient when you are beaten by your father in the future, you will not be able to withstand his moves. If he gets angry, he will give you a fatal blow first."
Wei Zhengan thought she was talking about a fatal blow, so he nodded, "Don't worry, Master Xiaolin, I have been obedient recently."
Bai Xiao: [Mo Mo, what you said is not right. There is only one son in his family. The Dali Temple Minister will definitely not give his son a fatal blow. Wouldn't that be the first to cut off his descendants? He will definitely show mercy to his son.]
Lin Mo: [That's true.]
Hua Kongque and Ben Meiren sitting next to him: ... Suddenly I understand what you mean. What's going on.
Although they didn't know that the two men were talking about fatal chicken beating, they could understand what they meant. After all, Dali Temple Qing's moves were quite obvious, and they were all heading towards the lower third road.
So I can understand what they mean by "cut off all descendants".
This performance was really thorough and thorough. Maybe because there were spectators watching, the Dali Temple felt that he fought much better this time than before, and his moves were particularly accurate.
The few people watching also watched it thoroughly. Anyway, they gave it a great atmosphere, clapping and cheering.
Chapter 277 Fell asleep while eating
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Chapter 277 Fell asleep while eating
The Dali Temple Minister was a little embarrassed by them.
"It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, I practice these for the sake of exercising my body, Master Xiaolin can also practice a little if you have nothing to do."
The Dali Temple Minister wiped the sweat from his head with a handkerchief. He really felt that his physical fitness has improved a lot recently, and the fat on his belly has also been reduced a lot.
It is easy to get out of shape when you are older. His current goal is to train your body back to the shape of his youth.
Lin Mo raised his thumb and said admiringly: "I'm not very good at it. I'm a lazy person, but I really admire you. It's amazing that you can stick to it."
[I don't need to practice any martial arts with such a large amount of exercise every day. Bai Xiao
: If you want to practice martial arts, I have a better martial arts secret book here. Don't use his. His is just so-so.
Dali Temple: ...Why do you want to belittle me? I know mine is just so-so, but you don't have to say it in this tone.
The good mood just now was gone all of a sudden.
Everyone watched this performance to the fullest, only Hua Kongque covered his face and refused to watch.
It's embarrassing, it's really too embarrassing, why not invite a master to teach? If you only invite one more master to teach, the movements won't be so distorted.
In the end, these people also had a meal here. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were really not polite at all. They ate while inviting others to eat, as if this was their own home.
"Come on, come on, you're welcome. This chicken is good, and these vegetables are good too. They should be grown in your own home."
"Why don't you eat them? If you don't, I will eat them all by myself."
Lin Mo ate them with such relish.
When she left, Hua Kongque's mother even packed some food for her to take away.
"The fresh vegetables are all grown at home, and these are some wild delicacies sent by people from my hometown. We can't eat so much. I saw that Master Xiaolin likes to eat so much, so I packed some, and let Master Xiaolin take it back for Madam Lin and others to taste."
Lin Mo was really moved when he saw this big bag of food. [Xiaobai, did you see it? Did you see how popular I am? I found that no matter who I go to, I will bring a bag of food. Isn't my popularity super good! ]
Bai Xiao: [Really, your popularity is really very good. ]
People next to him: ...Are you so self-promoting.
Madam Lin almost couldn't help laughing. This Master Xiaolin's personality is really funny. With such a funny guy at home, Madam Lin's daily life must be very interesting.
Mrs. Lin, who was reading at home at the moment, sneezed.
If she knew about the wife of the Dali Temple, she would probably pack up Lin Mo and send him to the Dali Temple on the spot.
Interesting, this life is of course very interesting. It means that you can experience the fun of this girl, which will definitely make you unforgettable for the rest of your life!
After eating and taking, Lin Mo returned home happily. In the evening, he had chicken stewed with mushrooms. The chicken was the chicken in his own home.
Not to mention, the chicken that had been stewed for a day tasted really good.
While eating, Lin Mo suddenly remembered a question, [Xiaobai, Xiaobai, do you think there are any poisonous mushrooms among these mushrooms? Is anyone mistaken? Bai Xiao
said without raising his head: [What's wrong with this? People who pick mushrooms in the mountains have experience. Basically, they can tell whether the mushroom is poisonous or not at a glance. Just eat it with confidence.]
Lin Mo nodded and stuffed the mushroom into his mouth with confidence.
While the two of them were talking in their hearts, the others also stopped using their chopsticks silently.
This girl really has a plan every day. Who dares to send poisonous mushrooms to her?
While eating, Lin Mo's eyes were about to close. Maybe it was because he was too happy and played too happily today, and the physical energy consumption was a bit too much.
Suddenly, with a bang, Lin Mo fell to the table.
Two seconds later, the pot exploded in the Lin family's first.
"Is this mushroom poisonous? Hurry up and call the doctor!"
Looking at the panicked people in the room, and looking at Lin Mo who was sleeping soundly on the table, Bai Xiao didn't swallow anything here, and looked at everything in amazement.
What's wrong? He just fell asleep. This mushroom is not poisonous.
Seeing this scene, Bai Xiao couldn't control himself. He quickly swallowed these things and said, "Uncle and aunt, don't worry, Mo Mo is fine, this mushroom is not poisonous."
Does this family share the same brain? Why are they all wondering if this mushroom is poisonous.
Not poisonous? If it's not poisonous, why did this person faint.
Minister Lin carefully tried Lin Mo's breath. Well, it was steady, long and especially regular.
Everyone was silent at this moment, and the fist suddenly became hard.
Bai Xiao looked at them and silently protected Lin Mo behind him, explaining in a low voice: "She was too tired today. She felt a little sleepy after eating, and then she fell down."
"It's not because of poisoning or any other reason, she just fell asleep."
Oh my! The eyes of these people are so scary, he really wants to avoid them.
Lin Qi gritted his teeth and said, "Can't you hold on for just a moment?" This is the first time in his life that he has seen someone suddenly fall asleep while eating.
Generally, people who fall asleep suddenly while eating are poisoned and fainted or died of poisoning.
Bai Xiao smiled awkwardly and replied, "This person has three urgent things, and this urgent need to sleep is one of them."
Everyone: ??? There are three things that people are in a hurry to do, but sleeping is the
most urgent thing. You, this little system, can really say some things without thinking. Lin Mo licked his lips while sleeping, and it seemed that he was sleeping soundly.
Bai Xiao: [Mo Mo! Hurry up and wake up! If you can't do it anymore, something bad will happen, and I can't protect you anymore!]
[You said that you couldn't sleep well at any other time, but you fell into it during the meal. Can't you just bear it for a while?]
Lin Mo opened his eyes in a daze, raised his head to look to the west, and then fell on Bai Xiao's shoulder again.
"Xiao Bai, please stop making noise. I'm very sleepy. I'm not fully recovered yet. I need to catch up on some sleep."
Everyone: ... You knew you were not fully recovered yet. You went out to play all day and shocked everyone when you came back. You're really amazing.
Bai Xiao felt the weight on his shoulders and smiled dryly at everyone. He continued to make excuses silently: "Well, Mo Mo is not fully recovered yet, so she is easily tired. How about letting her rest first?"
Chapter 278 Bai Xiao: Can you sleep well?
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Chapter 278 Bai Xiao: Can you sleep well!
Seeing Bai Xiao protecting Lin Mo like this, Minister Lin and the others felt angry and amused.
But they were also very relieved in their hearts. It was good that this little system would protect Moer.
Looking at the silly girl sleeping soundly on someone else's shoulder, Minister Lin said helplessly: "Since her body is not well, I will let her go this time. Take her back to sleep."
It was really disgusting to look at it for one more time. This meal was really scary.
Hearing what Minister Lin said, Bai Xiao nodded, and he picked up Lin Mo and ran away.
One more second of delay is not allowed, what if they change their minds and want to take action to deal with people.
Looking at the backs of these two people, everyone sighed helplessly at the same time.
Lin Ran touched her heart and was frightened: "I was almost scared to death just now." She had only seen such scenes in novels. Usually, people were poisoned to death while eating.
Mrs. Lin was really angry and funny. "This girl really doesn't feel comfortable if she doesn't do something every day. If we are not in good health, we will be scared to death by her."
Day by day, these days are trembling with fear. It's really trembling with fear.
Lin Qi looked at the mushrooms on the table and began to fall into deep thought. Otherwise, he would study whether the mushrooms are poisonous, so that he can eat with peace of mind in the future.
Minister Lin was the calmest one among them. After all, this was not the first time such a thing happened. Living with this little bastard required a strong heart, and he had been trained now.
Except for the panic just now, he calmed down after knowing that the little bastard was asleep. As long as the person was fine, everything else was a small matter.
Lin Mo didn't know that she had just escaped a disaster. She was sleeping so soundly when she was carried to the bed. Bai Xiao wanted to wake her up when he saw her like this.
"You slept soundly. I was really scared when I defended you just now. I'm just a small system, and you forced me out."
Bai Xiao sat on the bed and kept complaining. After complaining, he had to brag about his heroic demeanor just now.
"Oh, stop making noise! ââI want to sleep!"
Lin Mo was annoyed by the noise and slapped him. Bai Xiao was slapped hard on the forehead.
Bai Xiao: ...Domestic violence! This is definitely domestic violence!
I just helped you escape a disaster and came back, and then you attacked me, repaying kindness with enmity!
Bai Xiao bit Lin Mo's hand, and Lin Mo pinched his mouth with his backhand, and opened his eyes in a daze: "What are you doing, go to sleep!"
Bai Xiao, whose mouth was pinched: ...
I'm so annoyed! How can you react so quickly at this time.
[You don't like to be clean, you haven't taken a shower yet. Lin Mo
heard in a daze: "I haven't washed my feet yet? Then you can wash them for me."
Bai Xiao: "...I mean you haven't taken a bath yet! Do
you know what bathing is?" Lin Mo: "Washing feet, I know, wash my feet for me."
As she said that, she handed her feet to him. Looking at the feet in her hands, Bai Xiao:...
Little ancestor, this is really a little ancestor. He estimated that this is the first system to wash other people's feet. As long as it is transmitted back, it will really make a lot of systems laugh to death.
Bai Xiao went to fetch water with a curse, and Lin Mo closed his eyes again in comfort.
It's really good to have a servant. Even someone helps wash your feet. It's comfortable!
Minister Lin, who came over to see Lin Mo because he was worried
about him, suddenly felt that Bai Xiao was a little pitiful. What was going on? It was really bad luck for their daughter.
Although he had a filter for this little bastard, the filter was not so thick. This little bastard in his family really caught the little system in trouble.
Fortunately, Xiao Bai had a good temper. If it happened to someone else, they would definitely turn hostile in a minute.
But seeing that Lin Mo was still being served, Minister Lin was relieved.
Bai Xiao was washing Lin Mo's feet while muttering, "This is my first time washing someone's feet, but your feet are really small."
"It's a pity that you can't get smaller. If you were smaller, I could put you in a cup to bathe you first. You probably haven't taken a milk bath before, right? You'll be smelling of milk when you come out of it."
Lin Mo squinted his eyes and stepped on his face, "Shut up, I'm going to sleep!"
Looking at the foot stepping on his face, Bai Xiao bit it angrily, "You heartless little thing, you always say that I'm heartless. I think you're the one who has no conscience."
That night, Bai Xiao was so angry that he couldn't sleep, but Lin Mo slept soundly.
The next morning, she greeted Bai Xiao happily and asked, "What time did I go to bed last night? Why didn't I change my clothes?"
Bai Xiao, who was sitting on the bed and hugging the pillow, said sleepily, "Why change clothes? You fell asleep on the dining table. If I hadn't stopped you, you would have been beaten. Your parents thought you were poisoned by mushrooms." "
I asked you to take a shower when you came back, but you heard it as washing your feet and asked me to wash your feet. Not only did I wash your feet, but you also stepped on my face. I was so angry that I bit you first."
Lin Mo looked at his feet. They were clean and white. Where did he bite?
In order to take care of this person, Bai Xiao didn't shrink yesterday. It was really annoying.
"Can you change to a bigger bed? I've grown bigger and there's not enough space for the two of us to sleep. Last night you were all on top of me."
"I took a nice bath and you made me smell bad."
Bai Xiao said this with a look of disgust on his face. Last night he took a petal bath and smelled really good.
Normally he likes to sleep on Lin Mo's face, but last night, this guy's feet were almost on his face. He slept all over the place, sleeping from one end to the other. Jian Shou was more difficult to deal with than when he was drunk.
Bai Xiao was now full of thoughts and wanted to complain: "Do you know how much trouble you had yesterday? First you slept on my chest, then you laid on top of me. It would have been fine if you just laid on top of me, but then I don't know how you slept, your head fell on the other side, and your feet were almost stuffed into my mouth!"
He was kicked awake in the middle of the night because he was kicked in the face. The man's two feet were placed on his face, and his head was hanging outside.
This is not sleeping at all. I didn't see her so tormented when she slept before.
Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed by what he said. He had a very good dream yesterday. He dreamed that he became a martial arts master. It might be because he watched the Dali Temple Minister practicing martial arts yesterday.
Chapter 279 County Lord Lin Qi Arranges a Marriage
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Chapter 279: County Lord Lin Qi arranges a marriage
From today onwards, Bai Xiao and Lin Mo will sleep together naturally at night.
The reason is this: Lin Mo absolutely loves a big pillow, so he strongly asks Bai Xiao not to make it smaller, and then Bai Xiao's career as a human-shaped pillow begins.
Days passed one by one, the weather gradually turned cooler, and another big thing happened at home.
Lin Mo looked at the boxes tied with big red flowers, and his eyes widened.
"Propose a marriage! Are you really going to propose a marriage! You are going to marry my handsome sister-in-law back, are you two developing so fast!"
Lin Mo suddenly felt that he had missed a lot.
Lin Qi tapped her head and said with a smile: "We have known each other for such a long time, how can it be called fast development? It has been more than half a year. If it is fast development, then what about those people in Beijing who get engaged after meeting two or three times?"
Lin Mo touched her forehead and was still a little dazed. Her brother was going to get married soon, and she would have a sister-in-law soon! The fifth one was that she would have nephews and nieces!
"I have nephews and nieces! I will be an aunt soon!"
Lin Mo's eyes were shining and seemed to be glowing. When Lin Qi heard her words, the smile on her face almost died.
What do you mean by having nephews and nieces? They are just a stroke in the horoscope.
Bai Xiao couldn't help but remind her: [Mo Mo, it's too early for your nephew and niece. Now they are just preparing to get married. It will take some time for your nephew and niece to be born.]
Lin Mo Li replied with a vigorous face: [What does it matter? With my sister-in-law, my nephew and niece are not far away.]
She has long wanted her handsome sister-in-law to marry her, but every time her sister-in-law came, her brother was always on guard against her, which was really annoying.
It was really lively at the place of County Lord Hua Yao. She was the oldest unmarried middle-aged woman in the capital. She came back to find a son-in-law.
But she didn't expect that the person she was going to marry was Lin Qi. I don't know how many women will cry in their dreams today.
After the betrothal gift was given, the day was not far away, and both families started to get busy.
Lin Mo now takes the Bai family out and about every day, wandering around the streets.
Minister Lin couldn't help but sigh when he saw her like this: "Fortunately this girl is a girl. If she were a boy, he would definitely be a famous playboy in the capital."
This guy who steals and fishes every day and doesn't do any serious work, isn't he a famous playboy?
Lin Mo now thinks about his brother's marriage every day when he goes to court, and has brainwashed the emperor and all the ministers.
Originally, everyone just knew about this matter, but this guy kept talking about it in his heart every day.
Lin Mo: [Xiaobai, Xiaobai, there will be many people giving gifts at the wedding, my brother is going to be rich! ã
Lin Qi, who was standing not far away:... Then why do I feel like my marriage is for the purpose of saving money when you put it that way?
Bai Xiao: [It is true that you are going to get rich. The emperor has already written the plaque for your family. I just didn't expect that he would be so stingy now that he has money.]
Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the upper floor:... What's the matter? Is my plaque not good?
This is written by the emperor himself! If it is passed down, its value will be more precious than countless gold and silver treasures.
Emperor Xuande thinks that his calligraphy is very valuable, but Lin Mo doesn't think so.
[Tsk, our emperor is too stingy. The emperor's calligraphy is worth a lot of money. He is like a wholesaler. I can't even count how many families in the capital have plaques awarded by him. Bai Xiao: [
Almost all the famous and well-known families have it. He also gives plaques to people who have made contributions and plaques to people who have happy events in their families, so it seems a bit worthless.]
The ministers bowed their heads one after another. To be honest, the plaque takes up a lot of space.
The problem is that it is a gift from the emperor, so it can't be placed randomly. It's not good to hang it up in the wind and rain, so it can only be placed somewhere properly.
The face of the emperor sitting on it is red. Eunuch
Li sighed silently. He said why the emperor was writing something these two days, and it turned out that he was going to give people plaques.
You are already rich, can't you be a little more generous, and this is the Lin family.
After this morning, everyone knew what the emperor was going to give to the Lin family.
The others were trying their best to find some precious things, at least to have a good reputation with the little ancestor.
After Lin Mo left the court, he went to find his future sister-in-law. The county lord's mansion is really bustling now.
In the past, those young ladies basically had no contact with County Lord Hua Yao, but now everyone seems to have changed.
Looking at so many people here, Lin Mo suspected that he had come to the wrong place.
"Why are there so many people? Are these people having a party here?"
County Lord Hua Yao was also particularly helpless. His relationship with these young ladies was average, and even many of her rumors were spread by these people.
They said that she killed many people and looked ugly. It can be said that these people definitely contributed to her not getting married for so many years.
But he is very lucky now, if he had been married long ago, how could he have met Lin Qi.
"Moer Xiaobai, today we have cakes that you like, come quickly and have a taste", County Lord Hua Yao now also follows the Lin family to call Lin Moer.
Lin Mo came to the County Lord's Mansion as if he was back home.
Bai Xiao ate cakes and looked at those people and said: "Sister-in-law, don't you dislike them? Then why don't you drive them out? They said bad things about you before."
Bai Xiao didn't like these people either. Those well-educated girls also knew that they should not come to disturb others at this time. The people who came now were the same group as those who spread all kinds of messy rumors before.
County Master Hua Yao took a sip of tea and said, "It's not good to drive them out. Since they are willing to come, they can come. Anyway, I won't contact them."
When the young ladies saw Lin Mo, their faces were all very excited.
Some of them had never been in close contact with Lin Mo before, because Lin Mo was not at the same table with them, but with their fathers and brothers.
Although Lin Mo was out playing every day, there were not many people who could really get close to her. Apart from the peacock and the stupid beauty, there were almost no other people.
Some of them wanted to get close to her, but they were all avoided by Lin Mo.
She just liked to play, not stupid. Those who came with a purpose could tell at a glance.
Chapter 280 Almost Killed My Sister
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Chapter 280 Almost Killed Her Sister
Lin Mo knew from a young age not to get in touch with those who were particularly attentive to her.
The Lin family was a noble family. When Old Master Lin was here, his disciples were all over the place, and many people wanted to come over to establish a relationship.
They had no choice but to take care of adults, so they usually targeted children.
Lin Mo was taught by her parents, brothers and sisters from a young age that she should ignore those who took the initiative to show their attentiveness and stay away from them.
What's more, her father is now in a high position, her brother has a promising future, and her future sister-in-law is a county lord and female general with a fiefdom and title. Even the useless future brother-in-law is the prince of the royal palace and a victorious general, and she herself is also a court official.
There are definitely many people who want to make connections with their family, so she classified those who came to please her as those who wanted to make connections with her. The
Lin family knew that she had misunderstood, but they didn't care. Anyway, the result was good.
So now these young ladies were really excited when they saw Lin Mo.
"How come Master Xiao Lin has time to come here today?" A girl in a goose yellow dress was the first to come to make connections.
At this time, Lin Mo looked at her like a fool and said, "I have time every day. I came to my sister-in-law's house to ask if there is any problem."
What do you mean how can she have time to come here today? People who don't know would think she came to her house.
When County Lord Hua Yao heard her answer, he almost couldn't help laughing. The only one who can defeat these people is Shou Shuang.
Those who play tricks are most afraid of people with a head full of intestinal entanglements, because she won't play those tricks with you, so you will get into trouble if you are not careful.
The girl in the goose yellow dress turned pale and dark, and retreated angrily.
Lin Mo looked at her expression and complained to Bai Xiao: [She actually glared at me, she actually had the nerve to glare at me! She thinks my sister-in-law's house is her own home, right? ]
Bai Xiao poured him a cup of tea and patted her on the back: [Don't be angry, don't be angry, just glare back, or I'll tell you about her family's melon. ]
As soon as Bai Xiao said this, the girl in the goose yellow dress's face changed all of a sudden.
Everyone else had a gloating expression.
He had to be the first to come forward, and now he is reaping the consequences.
Just ask any official in the capital, who dares to stare at Lin Mo with such a vicious look? You are just asking for trouble.
County Lord Hua Yao also thinks that this girl is not very smart. It is better to keep her out of such a family, so as not to leave any trouble for the family.
Look, you have caused a disaster now.
Bai Xiao: [This girl in the goose yellow dress is a concubine's daughter in the family. Because she was born on the same day as her legitimate sister, but the treatment is different, she has been jealous of her sister since she was a child. When she was a child, she even wanted to push her sister into the water and drown her. ]
Hearing this, everyone's eyes changed.
It is normal for sisters and brothers to have conflicts in the family, but it doesn't have to cause death!
Brothers and sisters with many children will naturally compete for their parents' affection. After all, parents can only give so much love, but few people would think of harming their brothers and sisters.
And this also shows that her family's management of the house is also a mess. If the house is properly managed, this kind of thing will never happen.
The girl is almost unable to stand. She now deeply regrets why she glared at Lin Mo just now.
Lin Mo is now completely interested. [She is sick. She and her sister were born on the same day and year. Can she get the same treatment as her sister if he kills her sister?]
No matter how good the wife of a family is, they will definitely treat their own daughters the best. If you kill someone's daughter, they will never treat you as their own daughter.
Bai Xiao: [She looks about 50% similar to her sister. She looks the most like her sister among all the sisters. If her sister dies, the wife will be heartbroken. Then she can use her face. Generally speaking, if her sister dies, she can be her sister's substitute. ]
[It's a pity that her sister is lucky. She fell into the lake in the middle of winter and only caught a cold. Although it was quite dangerous, she survived. Until now, her family doesn't know that her sister fell and it was her doing. ]
Lin Mo felt that this person was vicious. Judging from the way she was dressed now, her family didn't ignore her. She
even wanted to kill someone. Lin Mo suddenly felt a little bit like a geek. The taste was exactly the same. The
look in Hua Yao County Lord's eyes when he looked at the girl was also extremely cold.
Lin Mo: [Is she really not favored at home? Does her family dislike her and value her?]
Bai Xiao: [No, her mother-in-law treats her daughter the best, but she treats other illegitimate daughters just as well. A mother will definitely treat her own children better. There is no comparison.]
[In general, the treatment of sisters is not much different. Even if there are subsidies for legitimate daughters, it is the subsidy given by the wife of the main house to her own daughter. Who lets the dowry be more? It is all left for her own sons and daughters.] [
Anyway, the things given to all children in a large family are basically not bad. If there are extra, it is because other mothers subsidize their own children, so people prevent other mothers from subsidizing their own children.]
Everyone nodded in their hearts.
This is the case in everyone's family. The monthly allowances of the young men and women in the family are similar, but the wife of the principal house may have more children, which is normal, after all, they are their own biological children.
Whether they are legitimate or illegitimate, they are all legitimate young men and women, and generally the difference is not too big. There are also many illegitimate children who marry into a wealthy family.
Moreover, the children are basically raised under the name of the wife of the principal house, and they are all raised by hand, so how much difference can there be.
It is normal to love your own children more, even if they are born by the same mother. There is a difference.
Now everyone around that young lady has left. Being with such a vicious person, who knows if he will plot against you next.
After Lin Mo finished eating this melon, she didn't care about it anymore. She just wanted to eat a mouthful of melon about other people's affairs, so as not to get into trouble.
If someone died, she would report it to the government for investigation. Now that no one was killed, intervening casually might cause others to be unhappy.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were eating and drinking happily here, and the others looked at them happily with their own thoughts.
Although everyone was a bit talkative, most of them were like little girls.
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Just when Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were having fun, County Lord Hua Yao did a good deed and asked someone to send the girl back to her home.
Other people's family affairs must be handled by others themselves, and I believe they will handle it well.
It's not very obvious that one person is missing from so many people. The main reason is that these two people who eat and drink a lot don't pay attention to other aspects.
Lin Mo took a bite of salsa and said happily: "Sister-in-law, you will get married with my brother soon, so can I sleep with you at night?"
Sleeping with a handsome sister-in-law, it's so nice!
Bai Xiao's hand holding the chopsticks paused. What does this mean? This is to compete for favor!
[Lin Mo! What do you mean by this? Where should I sleep at night! ã
Lin Mo:ãYou sleep by yourself. I sleep with my sister-in-law, so you can sleep by yourself. I don't mind you going to find my brother.ã
(Lin Qi:...You are really a perfect sister.)
Bai Xiao was speechless when she heard this. What do you mean by not minding him going to find her brother? Why would he go to sleep with her brother?
ãNo, my position must not be occupied! According to what you said, we are already skin-to-skin relatives. Don't even think about abandoning me!ã
ãI'm warning you, the two of us are bound together. Don't even think about leaving me alone.ã
Bai Xiao stuffed a mouthful of meat into his mouth angrily. This little bastard who loves novelty and hates old things!
County Lord Hua Yao found their quarrel very interesting, especially when he saw Bai Xiao's angry look, he couldn't help but want to tease him.
"If you want to talk to me, that's fine. You can come to me anytime you want. I have no objection."
County Magistrate Hua Yao also wanted to know what this funny guy would do at night. Lin Qi said that when this funny guy was a kid, he would sleep like practicing martial arts at night. I don't know if he has changed after growing up. When Lin Mo heard
County Magistrate Hua Yao's answer, he immediately forgot about Bai Xiao. His eyes suddenly became lustful. "Hehehe, sister-in-law, do you have abdominal muscles? You should have abdominal muscles!"
She had never seen a girl with abdominal muscles before. She thought girls with abdominal muscles were cool, but it was a pity that she didn't have the perseverance to train them.
County Lord Hua Yao raised her eyebrows, with a hint of ruffian in her expression, "Of course, do you want to touch it?"
Lin Mo laughed, and there was even a hint of obscenity in her laughter, "Then, then I won't be polite!"
In fact, she was thinking: [Hahahaha, I actually got in front of my brother and touched my sister-in-law, hahaha! ]
Hearing this rampant laughter, everyone present didn't know what to say.
Especially those girls, although they all knew that Lady Xiao Lin was unrestrained, they didn't expect her to be so unrestrained.
Also, does she like men or women? Listening to her conversation with Bai Xiao, they are a perfect match, but why is she so attentive to County Lord Hua Yao now?
And this look and laughter, is this really an expression a girl can make?
Obviously, it is a very beautiful face, but she insisted on torturing herself like this. Fortunately, she is good-looking, otherwise this expression and this look would seem quite annoying.
Bai Xiao looked at Lin Mo and touched his belly every time he looked at himself. He also has abdominal muscles, but this guy didn't touch it when he slept.
Bai Xiao's body shape is almost complete now, and he will consciously exercise. After all, he has become an adult now, and the human body still needs maintenance.
So now his figure is really very good, plus he runs around with Lin Mo every day, and the amount of exercise is enough.
In the county lord's mansion, Lin Mo had a great time.
Not only did she hug, kiss and touch her sister-in-law, but she also made an agreement with her future sister-in-law that she must let her see her figure after she gets married.
The figure of a female general is rare, absolutely fit and beautiful!
County Lord Hua Yao is more than 1.8 meters tall, just a little shorter than Lin Qi.
Her figure is very beautiful. She is not the kind of weak girl, but has a thin waist and long legs with an upright posture. Every move is very powerful, which can make people feel the vigorous vitality. This is a kind of healthy beauty.
Lin Mo envied her height and her figure. When she went back that day, she was still talking about it in her heart.
County Lord Hua Yao also entrusted her to bring two purses to Lin Qi. On the way to deliver the things, she never stopped thinking.
[Tsk! My future sister-in-law is really great! Her abdominal muscles are really nice to touch! Her legs are also very nice to touch, they are long and powerful! ã
ãMy brother has never touched them before me, I am so lucky! ã
ãIf I want my sister-in-law to sleep with me, will my brother be angry? ã
Lin Qi, who was standing next to her, had a gloomy face and a particularly deep look in his eyes: Do you think I will be angry!
Should I marry a wife myself or for you! If you want a wife, don't you have a ready-made one next to you? Why do you covet my wife?
Lin Qi really felt that this sister was getting worse and worse. Although they haven't gotten married yet, he felt that he could already foresee his future life.
It seems that he will definitely have to compete with his sister for favor in the future, and he is definitely the one who is ignored by County Lord Ji Huayao's love for this little bastard.
Thinking about it, Lin Qi glared at Bai Xiao. It was all this guy's fault for not caring about this little bastard. What's the point if he can't control his own people!
Bai Xiao was glared at for no reason: ??? Why are you glaring at me suddenly? I just came here to give you something.
Looking at Lin Mo, whose smile had not faded, Lin Qi organized his words and said tactfully: "Mo'er, your sister-in-law and I will get married in a while. I have only one request to you, don't always bother your sister-in-law."
Lin Mo's face fell when he heard this. What does this mean! What does it mean to not bother your sister-in-law!
"Brother, what do you mean by that? What do you mean by stop always bothering my sister-in-law? Do you want to alienate the relationship between me and my sister-in-law? Men can't be so vicious!"
Lin Qi's casual words were immediately retorted by her words. What do you mean by alienating the relationship between you two? How am I vicious?
It was the first time in his life that he was called vicious, and it was really strange.
Looking at his sister who was looking up with a strong look in front of him, Lin Qi tried to speak as tactfully as possible: "Mo'er, I know you like your sister-in-law very much, but I like your sister-in-law too. I married her and she is my wife. What should I do if you always pester her?"
Bai Xiao kept nodding beside him. Yes, yes, you can't always pester her.
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After listening to his elder brother's words, Lin Mo suddenly understood, then nodded and looked at Lin Qi with contempt and said: "I understand what you mean, you are afraid that my sister-in-law only likes me and not you."
Lin Qi: ...That's right.
After all, in order to chase this daughter-in-law, in addition to his looks and perseverance, being a little bastard is also an indispensable part.
County Lord Hua Yao is really interested in this little bastard of his family, and likes him very much. It can be said that most of the time when the two of them are together is talking about this little bastard.
For example, the funny things about this little bastard when he was a child, the jokes from childhood to adulthood, anyway, all kinds of things can't be finished for three days and three nights.
It was precisely because of such a friendly opening that he was able to progress so well later on, and was able to slowly connect with his wife and start a relationship.
Compared to others, he was still quite confident, but compared to this little bastard, he was really not sure if he could compare to her. After all, County Lord Hua Yao's love for this little bastard was really beyond words.
Lin Mo knew what her brother was thinking as soon as she saw his expression. She couldn't help but complain to Bai Xiao: [Look, my brother just can't play anymore. He's afraid that I will compete with him for favor.]
Bai Xiao smiled awkwardly and didn't know how to answer. Aren't you just competing with others for favor, and it's obvious that I can't compete with that one.
However, seeing Lin Qi's pitiful look, Bai Xiao decided to speak up for him. After all, his bed couldn't be occupied. He didn't want two grown men to sleep together at night.
[Well, Mo Mo, your sister-in-law and your brother are a couple. You can't be so tactless as to get in between them. You can go to play with them, but you can't affect their relationship, otherwise how can your nephew and niece come.]
Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he heard this. Yes! She also wants nephews and nieces!
But she also wants her sister-in-law to play with her. [Xiao Bai, it's not that I also want my sister-in-law to play with me. Since I was a child, I have never slept with other female friends except sleeping with my sister at night. I also want to try the feeling of sleeping with other friends. Bai
Xiao: Just tell me. Can someone tell you stories, tickle you, or hug you when they sleep with you? You can go play with her during the long day. Your brother won't mind.
Lin Mo was persuaded. Yes, Bai Xiao is irreplaceable to her.
It's really nice to have a little sister to sleep with at night, but her little sister can't follow her sleeping routine, so Bai Xiao has to do it.
Well, the daytime is so long, so I can go play with my sister-in-law during the day. ã
Lin Qi's eyes changed when he looked at Bai Xiao. He didn't expect that Bai Xiao would become so useful now. He thought that he would only add fuel to the fire and give this little bastard a knife when he caused trouble. He didn't expect that he has grown up now.
But why does the tone seem a little wrong, it feels a little sour.
Bai Xiao has looked up a lot of information about marriage and the relationship between people during this period.
When people love each other, they will get married. The feeling of loving a person is very subtle. It means that you must have this person and take this person very seriously. When she is sad, you will be sad too, and when she is happy, you will also be happy.
In short, this person is the most important person in your life, and the one who will accompany you for the rest of your life. You will think about being good to her unconditionally, and it will be worth it to see her happy.
Bai Xiao always felt that these descriptions were a bit familiar, and he naturally substituted them into himself.
All the conditions were met for him, and he became a human because of Lin Mo.
Although his system is a new system, he has learned and understood a lot during this period of time.
If he wants to be with Lin Mo, he can only get married, and he will not give her to others.
So he consciously made himself bigger, and only by getting bigger will the gap gradually narrow, and Lin Mo's consciousness will slowly change.
Now Lin Mo has changed a little when he goes to bed at night, anyway, they are all good changes.
Although Lin Mo felt sorry that she couldn't sleep with her handsome sister-in-law at night, she felt better when she thought of her little nephews and nieces.
"Brother, I won't compete with you for my sister-in-law at night. You have to be nice to my sister-in-law. You have to learn from Dad. If you dare to do something to let my sister-in-law down, I will beat you to death!"
As she said that, she raised her fist with a fierce expression, but there was no intimidation at all.
Bai Xiao pressed her fist down: "Come on, come on, dear brother, you don't have to be so heavy-handed, and I will never do such a thing."
[If he dares to do something to let down County Lord Hua Yao, I think he won't live to see the next day.]
Lin Qi:...
Although I really can't do such a thing, it seems that your understanding of my martial arts is a bit biased.
Although I have never killed an enemy on the battlefield, I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and I have also sparred with Hua Yao County Lord. I can't say that I have defeated her, but I am not far behind. Why do you say that I feel like a bug that can be easily crushed to death?
Lin Mo also felt that Bai Xiao's words were a bit too much: [My brother's martial arts are very good, he should not even survive the next day. ]
Bai Xiao: [You don't understand, when a woman is angry, her attack power will increase immediately. Normally, they can't carry anything on their shoulders or lift anything with their hands, but when they are angry, they can lift up the sky with their hands, not to mention a female general like Hua Yao County Lord. ã
ãOur eldest brother's martial arts skills are indeed not much different from the county lord's, but if our eldest brother really did something to let the county lord down, with the help of a woman's anger, the county lord's attack power can be greatly increased. Do you think our eldest brother can survive the next day? ã
Lin Mo answered honestly: [It seems that he should not. ã
In her previous life, when she was in college, she saw a very weak girl slap her cheating boyfriend and cause a concussion. Later, she saw that the girl's hands were swollen, so you can imagine how swollen the boy's face would be.
Anyway, I heard that the boy was hospitalized with a concussion.
Such a weak little girl can beat a grown man like this with a slap, let alone a female general who goes on the battlefield to kill the enemy.
Thinking about it, Lin Mo suddenly looked at Lin Qi seriously and said, "Brother, I'm serious. You must not betray my sister-in-law. Otherwise, not only will my sister-in-law not let you go, but our whole family will not let you go either."
Lin Qi: ...No, how did I cause you to misunderstand that I would betray your sister-in-law? Can you please tell me first?
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Lin Mo talked nonsense here, and was finally driven out by her husband.
"If you have so much time, you might as well read more books, or help more if you really can't, just don't waste your time here. What you said will never happen to me, so you should use your brain less, so as not to overuse it."
Lin Qi slammed the door in front of them, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao stared with their eyes wide open, looking confused.
Lin Mo thought for a while and asked Bai Xiao seriously: "Is my brother looking down on me by saying this? Does he think I'm not smart?"
Bai Xiao nodded: "I think so."
Suddenly, another roar came from inside: "Xiao Bai! If you continue to stir up trouble, don't blame me for punishing you! Go somewhere else to play!"
Bai Xiao touched his nose and quickly pulled him away. He didn't say why he had to punish him. Really.
Lin Qi was really angry inside. These two people really wanted to make trouble. The family was very busy now, and they were the most idle.
And the requirements for them were really low enough. As long as they didn't make trouble, they could go anywhere.
No one in the Lin family has time to take care of them now, as they are all busy with the wedding. County Lady Hua Yao's mother died early, and Mrs. Lin felt sorry for her, so she was also busy preparing for her.
As for the family, Lin Ran was helping to take care of it.
Minister Lin was also busy socializing with other officials, so the family was really busy all of a sudden.
The busier Lin Mo was, the easier and better her life would be. Anyway, she was going to be very excited during this period.
She wanted to join in all the excitement in the capital, and when someone was catching an adulterer, she would climb on the roof of someone's house to find the best position to watch the show, which scared the owner of the house.
"Lord Xiaolin! You are an official of the imperial court after all. Can you please not hide on the roof and do such a thing?"
The family who caught the adulterer were really furious. It was originally just a scandal of their own family, but if this little ancestor knew about it, then the whole capital would know about it.
And he was lying on the roof. What if he fell down? They couldn't bear the responsibility.
Lin Mo looked at the old man in front of him and really had no impression of him at all.
[Xiaobai, who is this old man? How does he know me?]
Bai Xiao: [He is a retired official. He used to have some status in the imperial court, but he has been retired for a long time. This time he caught his concubine having an affair. You don't even know who it is and you still asked me to bring you here. ã
Lin Mo:ãWe are just here to eat melons, so who cares who he is? This old man is also very strong. His beard is white, but he still has such a young concubine.ã
Old man:...
Lord Xiao Lin, did you listen to what I said to you? Don't worry about whether my beard is white or not, okay? I want to ask you why you climbed onto the roof!
"Lord Xiao Lin, today's matter is my family's family affair. Please don't spread it to others." The old man's attitude was particularly respectful.
Lin Mo smiled and waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I just came here to watch the fun. I will never spread the matter to others."
ãHehehe, I am the strictest with my mouth. I have eaten so many melons but I have never spread the matter to others.ã
Bai Xiao:ãThat's right, the two of us are not big leaks. ã
The old man and the servants around him: ...
Yes, you two have never said it out loud, but you said it from your heart!
The old man suddenly felt that he had given orders in vain.
This was just an example of Lin Mo eating melons during this period. Later, she and Bai Xiao took the peacock beauty to steal fruits.
The west man was sneaking around and confused the forest guards.
"No, what are the second lady doing with those people? Isn't this their own forest? Why are they behaving so sneakily?"
Another person replied: "Maybe this is their hobby. Let's go away and don't disturb them."
At this moment, the west man was patting his chest and laughing.
Lin Mo said proudly, "I said this mountain has the most fruits. I have come here to investigate many times. Now is the season when fruits are ripe. And I found that no one is taking care of this place. It seems to be a fruit forest of a rich family. We two should not be a problem."
Hua Kongque and Ben Meiren clapped their hands and praised, "Master Xiaolin is really amazing. He can find such a place."
Only Xiaobai felt something was wrong. On the way home, he searched a little, but was confused.
Looking at the three happy people, he said speechlessly, "That, that fruit forest seems to be ours. Mo Mo, have you forgotten the land your parents gave you? There is also a manor near the fruit forest. That large area is yours." At this moment,
Lin Mo, who was biting the fruit, was stunned. What the hell? So they have been sneaking around for so long and they can actually go in openly?
Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng looked at each other and turned their heads away silently. Well, how can this not be considered strange? This is also a new insight.
When the matter of Guo Lin reached the ears of Minister Lin, he was speechless for the first time.
"Could it be that this little bastard forgot that it is our house?"
The housekeeper in the back answered cheerfully: "The second lady should have forgotten, but it doesn't matter. We should be used to this kind of thing."
Being sneaky every day, isn't that just a habit?
Minister Lin: ...
Sometimes he really doesn't know what kind of image his little daughter has in the minds of others. He can't imagine it at all.
Although this girl has been making a lot of noise during this period, she has been doing well overall and has not caused any trouble.
This is all he asks of her, as long as she does nothing.
At least she should not make any mess during the period of his eldest son's wedding, and the most important thing is not to ruin the wedding.
But it is not good to leave no one in charge. She goes out early and comes back late every day to steal things. This time she stole her own things, but what if she steals someone else's next time?
Then, Minister Lin called Ji Qianhua over.
"Qianhua, we are quite busy these days, you can't spare the time to discipline Moer, she grew up under your care and you are also her brother, so please discipline her during this period of time. If she causes any trouble, you should scold her, talk to her, or beat her."
He wanted to say that she should be beaten, but Minister Lin thought about it and took back the words. He could beat his children with different severity, but it was not certain for others.
Ji Qianhua hesitated to speak, could he refuse this job?
Chapter 284: The most fashionable fashion blogger in Beijing, Mr. Kobayashi!
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Ji Qianhua recalled his experience of being cheated since he was a child, and that brief account was a bloody history.
He was entrusted with disciplining that little bastard since he was a child, but he never did, and he was always the one who was cheated.
Looking at his mentor and future father-in-law in front of him, Ji Qianhua forced a smile and said embarrassedly: "Uncle, although I also want to help with this, but you know about Moer and I from childhood to adulthood. I have never been able to control her. I can help with this matter, but I am not sure whether I can control her or not."
Their daily life is a daily life of cheating each other. He cheated his future sister-in-law unconsciously, because he had to meet the future sister-in-law's sister, so he always had to use her as an excuse.
But this future sister-in-law is a sinkhole, you never know what she will do next.
Minister Lin also recalled the daily life of the two children from childhood to adulthood, and there was a hint of embarrassment on his face.
Qianhua is indeed a good child, and he was indeed badly betrayed by his own little bastard, but now there is really no one to discipline this little bastard.
He is really afraid that this little bastard will be able to go to heaven during this period of time. I heard that they have already thought about drilling through the dog hole in the palace.
Indeed, after Lin Mo and Bai Xiao played all the interesting things in the capital, they found a dog hole in the outer wall of the palace. Although it was overgrown with weeds, this dog hole was connected to an abandoned palace, and all the fruits and vegetables were planted in the palace.
Last night he heard the two little bastards say they were going to write a letter to the Queen, saying they were going to go to the palace but not through the main gate.
Isn't that like going through a dog hole? Why would they go through a dog hole instead of the main gate? I don't know what they were thinking.
I don't dare to go inside the palace. What will happen if I don't take care of it?
"Qianhua, I know this is a difficult matter. Your sister has been naughty since she was little. Now that there is another person who gets used to her, she is even more naughty. The main reason is that she is really lawless now, and we can't spare the time to discipline her."
"Just think of it as doing me a favor. After all, you will be her brother-in-law in the future."
The phrase "her brother-in-law in the future" immediately controlled Ji Qianhua. The expression on Ji Qianhua's face suddenly softened, and there was a hint of silly smile on his face.
Minister Lin knew it was useful when he saw his expression. This child is smart and good at fighting, but his IQ drops when he faces his eldest daughter, and his anger rises when he faces his youngest daughter.
These two daughters are the nemesis of this nephew Jianshou, and the one standing the highest among the three is his eldest daughter.
With the eldest daughter as an excuse, he will agree to it no matter what.
Look, he was fooled immediately.
"Please rest assured, uncle, I will definitely discipline Moer well and never let her do anything out of line!"
At this moment, Lin Mo, who was holding a chicken leg in each hand and smacking his mouth, stood at the door and looked at the two of them with an innocent face.
"Dad, brother Ji Ji, what are you doing, who do you want to discipline?"
Bai Xiao said in his heart: [I just heard what they said, they seem to want to discipline you.]
Lin Mo turned his head and looked at Bai Xiao: [Discipline me? Why do you want to discipline me, I have been very obedient recently.]
Minister Lin, Ji Qianhua: ...You are obedient? If you are obedient, there will be no disobedient people in this world.
Seeing that she was eating with the two chicken legs in her hands in such a shabby manner, Minister Lin really felt it was too much to bear to watch.
"Lin Moer! How many times have I told you not to eat on the table? And what's wrong with your clothes? They are sloppy. And your hat! This is an official hat! Don't always wear it with your other clothes."
Lin Mo's clothes are all relatively neutral, or you can say they are small men's clothes. In a set of official uniforms, her favorite thing is her official hat, so as long as there is sunshine, she will wear this hat to wander around, and the main focus is on a casual outfit.
If other people dressed like this, they would definitely be reported to death by the historians. If other people wore their hats incorrectly, they would be reported to the sky. But this little ancestor, even if she was wearing official uniforms all over the capital, no one dared to say a word.
At first, Lin Mo was a little careful, but later she found that everyone was very tolerant of her, so she was very relaxed.
She thought that she was the only female official in the court, and she would not pose a threat to others. She was a little red in the crowd, so everyone might be more tolerant of her, which was normal.
It's like a family with dozens of sons suddenly has a daughter, isn't that tolerance? She found a perfect reason for herself.
Lin Mo listened to her father's scolding and touched her hat with her hand.
Minister Lin: "Don't touch your greasy hands to your hat! Oh! You are a girl, can you be a little more careful!"
Lin Mo nodded perfunctorily while chewing meat in her mouth: "Okay, okay, I will pay attention next time."
Looking at the angry Minister Lin, and then looking at the willful Lin Mo, Ji Qianhua suddenly felt that he had found himself a difficult job.
In fact, Lin Mo doesn't look ugly or dirty like this, and there is a very chic taste in it, which is the unique temperament of those who live very willfully.
But such temperament is different in the eyes of his parents, that is, being careless.
Seeing his father who was about to get angry, Lin Mo looked around and stuffed the bigger chicken leg in his hand into his father's hand, "Dad, this is for you, it tastes delicious."
"If you have nothing to do, I'll leave first. I'll bring you something delicious when I come back in the evening."
Bai Xiao: "Uncle, we're leaving now, you two continue chatting."
Lin Mo: [Yohoo! Let's go to the palace to play!]
Bai Xiao: [Let's go steal vegetables!]
Minister Lin, Ji Qianhua: !!! What the hell!
Minister Lin: "You two, get back here!"
Hearing his shout, the two people in front ran faster. Are you kidding? How could they get back?
The Queen Mother had already replied, welcoming them to visit the palace, and told them to come in from any entrance and pick vegetables, since they had grown a lot of vegetables.
I have to say that they were really polite, and even said hello before stealing vegetables.
They also said in the letter that they wanted to experience the excitement, and did not intend to pick vegetables in the usual way, but to experience the feeling of stealing.
The Queen also agreed to them, anyway, they can come anytime during this period.
The walls of the palace are guarded by guards, and the dog hole is no exception. When the two of them went to explore the dog hole, the Queen already knew it, and naturally knew which hole they would enter from.
The two guys said that if they didn't enter from the main gate, then they would definitely enter from the explored dog hole. They were just kids, so it was up to them.
She secretly told the guards that if they saw the two of them, they should pretend not to see them, and they could steal vegetables or fruits as they pleased.
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Lin Mo and Bai Xiao did not forget to change their clothes when they went.
Lin Mo even brought Xiao Jin with him. Since returning from the summer resort, Xiao Jin has been kept in the yard to accompany Mrs. Lin.
Because Xiao Jin is very human, he has become the treasure of the family, and his status may be higher than that of the "Xuanwu".
"I said, do you really want to take Xiao Jin with you? What if you scare the ladies? After all, Xiao Jin is a snake."
Bai Xiao still can't get used to Xiao Jin. Since the snake has been given an IQ, it is really annoying.
As soon as it returns home, the snake knows who has the highest status in the family, so it firmly flatters Mrs. Lin.
Bai Xiao looked down on this kind of snake in his heart. It was really spineless and a coward!
Although its body was originally very soft, he still wanted to scold it.
Lin Mo touched Xiao Jin, looked around and whispered: "I want Xiao Jin to explore the way for us. Don't you think it's just right for its size to explore the way?"
After all, they were going to the palace. What if they were caught? Although they had already informed them in advance, there were still so many guards in the palace, and those guards patrolled every day.
Bai Xiao was speechless when she heard her words: "What do you think of my position? Why do you need this thing to explore the way when I am here? Put it back quickly!"
She really underestimated his ability. He knew everything about astronomy and geography, so why did he need to explore the way? This was clearly looking down on him.
In the end, at Bai Xiao's strong request, Xiao Jin was deposited in Hua Kongque's home.
This made Hua Kongque very happy. He wanted to see this snake when he was in the summer resort before, but he never had the chance.
Seeing it today, this snake is really beautiful!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao walked stealthily to the foot of the city wall and found the dog hole.
In fact, someone discovered them when they came over, but the guards did not move, and all pretended not to see it.
Lin Mo touched it with his hand, [Xiaobai, are you sure that it is accessible?]
Bai Xiao nodded with certainty: [Don't worry, you still don't believe in my ability, this place is really safe except for the fact that there are more grasses.]
He then drilled through, and before Lin Mo could react to his action, he had already gone through.
Lin Mo: !!! At least give me a heads up when you drilled through!
Bai Xiao, who had already gone through, said: [Come on! There are so many dishes!]
Lin Mo also quickly drilled through with her butt sticking out, but when she did it, she almost blocked the hole with the pot on her back.
Bai Xiao was so anxious when he saw that she was stuck. He helped to pull her out while anxiously saying, "I said, can't you just put the pot down and carry it in first? You had to carry it on your back. Now you're stuck."
It would be a joke if someone saw them. They came here secretly, but now they have to ask someone to come and get her out. How embarrassing.
Lin Mo pushed hard to get in. Her two legs outside struggled hard. The guards in the dark couldn't help but come over to help.
It was really too difficult. Why did it look so miserable?
Finally, after great efforts, Lin Mo got in. However, the bottom of the pot on her back was slightly dented, but it didn't affect her use.
The guards hiding in the dark looked at the people around them with a particularly funny expression in their eyes: Why do you think Lady Kobayashi is carrying a pot here? If
you want to come to the palace, just come to the palace, why do you have to carry a pot here? They have never seen anyone carrying a pot to the palace, and they have never seen anyone coming to the palace without going through the front door, except assassins.
The people around him looked at him speechlessly: Does Lady Kobayashi need a reason to do anything?
Really, don't you understand this after working for so long? Lady Kobayashi is famous for doing things as he pleases, what reason does he need?
Not to mention that she was carrying a pot today, even if she was carrying firecrackers today, they could only pretend not to see it, and at most go to report to the Empress.
Over there, two people had already started picking fresh vegetables. Although Lin Mo had a field at home, she rarely visited it. She usually went there to pick fruits.
"Oh my God, the Empress and her family are so amazing. They actually grew these vegetables so well." Lin Mo looked at the fresh vegetables in his hands, and the dream of farming came to his mind again.
Looking at Bai Xiao who was still busy, Lin Mo said excitedly: "How about we plant some vegetables in the yard when we go back? It's so convenient to plant vegetables. When you want to eat them, you can just pick them in the yard."
Bai Xiao said without raising his head: "You have thought about this idea many times and implemented it many times, but it seems that you have never succeeded. After so long, you have only gained a bare yard."
That's right, Lin Mo's yard is really something that makes anyone cry. There are no flowers or plants in it, just a few trees.
Because it is really too ugly, Mrs. Lin found a lot of stones to pave the ground, which can be regarded as barely acceptable.
The reason why the yard is like this is because this person always has the sudden idea of ââplanting crops, but in the end, he didn't grow anything and the yard was wasted.
Lin Mo touched her nose awkwardly. There was nothing she could do about it. Who told her to plant everything and it died? She thought she had the attributes of King Yan, and no plant could survive in her hands.
But she was really unwilling to give up this idea, especially when she saw these juicy vegetables, her inner thoughts became even more difficult to suppress.
Looking at Bai Xiao who had already started to wash the vegetables, Lin Mo suddenly thought of an idea, "Why don't you plant the vegetables? If I can't make them survive, maybe you can."
It can't be that both of them have the attributes of King Yan, that would be a bit amazing.
Bai Xiao:... Are you full and have nothing to do? Why do you have to find a job for yourself?
"No, there are people who grow vegetables at home, why do you have to work so hard? You have to fertilize and catch insects. I want to use this time to have fun, not to cook."
Who has ever heard of growing vegetables systematically? If this gets out, it will simply make people laugh.
Lin Mo snorted, looked at Bai Xiao from head to toe, and then said: "You are not afraid, afraid that the vegetables will die. What is there to be afraid of for a real man?"
Bai Xiao: "What do I have to be afraid of! If they die, then they die. Just wait, I will plant a field when I go back!"
Lin Mo: Yeah! The provocation worked.
This method is the best for dealing with Xiao Bai. He always thinks he is the best in the world and knows everything. He has a lot of theoretical knowledge, so there is nothing he doesn't know.
Anyway, whenever there is something Lin Mo wants to do but she can't do it herself, she will use this sentence to provoke Bai Xiao. Nine times out of ten, it works, and the one time she was completely fooled.
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If there were vegetables, there would naturally be meat. Bai Xiao led Lin Mo to sneak to the kitchen.
The palace maids and eunuchs along the way all walked around them. These two little ancestors were really too amazing. They really thought that there was no one in the palace, right?
Bai Xiao chose to walk in places with few people. The palace maids and eunuchs avoided them. They really didn't meet anyone along the way.
Bai Xiao: [Hahaha, I said that you must trust me. I know everything. I can tell where there are few people and where I will meet people just by walking around.]
Lin Mo perfunctorily agreed: [Ahhh, so amazing, so amazing. ã
The palace maids and eunuchs pretended not to see them: ...
They were the ones who suffered the most when these two little ancestors came to the palace. They could have taken a shortcut normally, but in order to avoid these two little ancestors, they had to take a detour.
Weren't these two little ancestors digging vegetables in that uninhabited palace? Why did they run to the kitchen? Do they really think the palace is their home?
Queen, we really think these two little guys are very brave, but they are children, so it's better for them to be brave.
"Continue to have someone look after them, make the dishes in the kitchen more abundant, and see if they need anything."
It must be said that the queen is really considerate and really dotes on Lin Mo.
At this moment in the kitchen, the second prince and the third prince were stunned by the rich dishes.
They were also hungry and came to take a look. They had never seen such a rich kitchen in all these years.
The second prince slapped the third prince and asked him seriously: "Does it hurt? Are we dreaming?"
The third prince covered his face and looked confused: "It hurts, why did you hit me! If you want to know if you are dreaming, just hit yourself!"
The second prince straightened his head and replied vigorously: "What if I hurt myself? What's the use of hitting you? I don't feel any pain."
The third prince:... You are really a great brother.
His status is the lowest among the three brothers. Is the status of a younger brother so low? Can the emperor have another child and let him be a brother!
Just when the two were about to take the food, the head chef of the kitchen stopped them and said, "Two princes, please show some mercy!"
The two princes: ??? What? Can't we eat? Can't we eat our own food?
The chef wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Your Highnesses, these are specially ordered by the Queen Mother to prepare them. If you are hungry, there are foods prepared here, which are also very rich."
As he said that, the chef took out a basket of steamed buns from some corner.
The two noble princes: ...Are you serious? There are chickens, ducks, fish and meat here, why are you giving us steamed buns! Do you look down on us!
Chef Yu was also sweating profusely. This was the order of the Empress Dowager, and he had no choice, right?
The third prince looked at the steamed bun in disbelief and said, "Does the Queen Mother really only give us that to eat?"
Chef Yu glanced at the third prince and took out a basket of coarse grain buns from somewhere, "To reply to your Highness, the third prince, the one just now was prepared by the Queen Dowager to fill your stomachs, and this one was prepared by Concubine De, who said it was for you to eat."
Looking at the familiar coarse grain buns, the third prince was speechless.
Is this really his biological mother, his biological mother, his biological concubine! The Queen Mother might have been better off preparing white flour steamed buns for them. What's wrong with his mother, is he still not her biological son!
The second prince was almost dying of laughter, Concubine De is amazing!
The second prince's mother died early, so he was raised by the empress since he was a child. In fact, it doesn't matter who raised him, after all, there are only so many concubines in the harem, they are together every day, and all three of them were raised by these ladies together.
In the end, the second prince took the white flour steamed bun and the third prince took the steamed bun, and the two of them stood aside and ate them.
Looking at the chefs waiting in a serious manner, they all wanted to see who these sumptuous dishes were for.
The palace is their home! They can only eat steamed buns and steamed buns when they eat in their own home. It's too much, it's really too much!
After a while, they saw two familiar figures sneaking over.
Two princes: ...Why are the two of them in the palace!
Lin Mo: [Be careful, be careful, don't get discovered!]
Bai Xiao: [Don't be careful, I've checked before and there's no one here!]
Bai Xiao was very confident in his ability. Before he set out, he had already checked the kitchen and found that there was no one there.
But he forgot that the time of departure was the time of departure, and now is now.
The two men sneaked into the kitchen, and the second prince and the third prince hid in the corner of the stove with steamed buns and steamed buns in their mouths.
Now they finally knew who all the rich dishes in the room were prepared for, and they thought it was for these two people! It's really too much!
Lin is really more important than Zi! It's too much!
Two seconds later, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao squatted on the ground and looked at the second and third princes who were also squatting on the ground with confused faces.
Looking at the two people's aggrieved postures and the steamed buns and steamed buns stuffed in their mouths, Lin Mo suddenly realized: "Your Highnesses! Who kidnapped you? The kidnapper is quite nice. He used food to gag you. It's quite humane."
Bai Xiao nodded in agreement. Of course, but the kidnapper was a bit biased. Why did he gag the second prince with white flour steamed buns and the third prince with coarse grain steamed buns? This is too different.
[This kidnapper is a bit biased. The second prince used white flour steamed bread, and the third prince used coarse grain steamed bread. Does he look down on the third prince?]
Two princes: ... Brother, can you use your ability to check it out a little bit? Don't talk nonsense here, okay!
If the ancestors can check why they are here, they will not say such things. They are just hungry and come here to find food. These are the only two things they can eat.
The third prince took out the steamed bread in his mouth and said speechlessly: "We are just here to find food. It is convenient and clean to hold these two. What are we kidnapped? Who dares to kidnap us two in the palace?"
Lin Mo took a look at the Wowotou in his hand and suddenly realized: "So you really love Wowotou, you are so amazing that you can actually eat such Wowotou." Lin Mo had eaten this coarse grain Wowotou twice, and she rolled her eyes when she choked, and had to drink a bowl of water after eating a mouthful.
The production technology is not yet mature, so it is not like modern coarse grain foods that are delicious. The coarse grain foods here will still scratch your throat no matter how finely they are ground, and they have no taste, not to mention that the Wowotou in the hands of the third prince is even more unpalatable.
The third prince looked at the wo wo head in his hand and was immediately filled with grief. Who doesn't want to eat delicacies from the mountains and the sea, who doesn't want to eat chicken, duck, and fish? Who is willing to eat this disgusting thing! It's not the mother!
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The third prince snorted and said angrily: "Who wants to eat this? Why are you sneaking around in the palace?"
Seeing their sneaky appearance, they may still think that they have not been discovered. Father and mother may also know that they are here.
Lin Mo chuckled and said in a low voice: "We sneaked in, but don't worry, we have already informed the queen in advance. We came in to pick some vegetables and eat something. Do you want to join us?"
Pick some vegetables and eat something? The second prince and the third prince looked at each other.
The vegetables in the harem are not something that everyone can pick. These are the treasures of the harem ladies.
As expected, everything is an exception for Lord Kobayashi.
As for joining, they have been invited, it would be a bit embarrassing if they don't go, so the two of them agreed very straightforwardly.
Anyway, they want to eat delicious food with them. Every time they come to the palace, the food is worse than at home. Obviously, the father and his family are no longer poor, but they still stingy.
"We join you! So what are you going to do now?"
Bai Xiao: "Steal food!"
Soon the two thieves became the other thief. They would take whatever delicious food was in the kitchen. As they took the food, they exclaimed: "There are so many delicious foods. It seems that the emperor and his men can really put a lot of thought into food."
"Take that roast chicken! And that roast pig's trotter! And that spare rib!"
This guy was like a Japanese invader entering a village. He first swept away all the prepared delicious food, and then sneaked back to the palace.
The second and third princes experienced this feeling for the first time,
and they were actually a little excited. Although they knew they didn't have to worry about being discovered when they were with these two people, it was indeed exciting.
At this moment, the Empress also received the news. She was quite open-minded about her two silly sons.
"Let them do whatever they want. The second and third sons will know their limits."
But when the guy returned to the palace, they found an uninvited guest in the construction site.
The emperor was eating around the pot, but he had his back to them and didn't show his true colors.
After picking the vegetables, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao started cooking them first.
They brought the seasonings from home. When they came here, they were planning to eat hot pot here. Eating hot pot does not require any skills. Just put the fried seasonings in the pot and then put the vegetables in.
Seeing his pot of food being eaten up, Lin Mo cried out and immediately collapsed, "My food! Who are you? How could you steal my food!"
Lin Mo rushed forward and wanted to hit him. The second and third princes were so scared that they quickly stopped him, "No, no, no, no matter how angry you are, don't do it."
They could still recognize their father's back. How could the emperor steal other people's food? It was really disrespectful to the elderly.
Lin Mo said with his teeth bared: "Why not! I picked this with great effort, and I washed every leaf with great effort!"
Bai Xiao pressed her arm and reminded her in her heart: [Calm down, calm down, that person is the emperor, not an ordinary person. ]
Lin Mo stared at Bai Xiao with wide eyes: !!! Emperor! Why did the emperor steal my food?
There are so many delicious foods in the kitchen, why doesn't he go to the kitchen?
[Wuwuwuwu, how can the emperor steal other people's food? This is really too much!]
Emperor Xuande was also a little embarrassed. After asking around, he didn't see anyone but saw this pot of food. He couldn't help smelling the fragrance so he started to eat.
Not to mention, this dish has a different flavor after being cooked in it.
Looking at Lin Mo with a sad face, and then looking at the meaningful eyes of his two sons, Emperor Xuande coughed awkwardly and stood up.
"You guys are here. How can you not put out the fire after you leave? What if there is a fire?"
"I was just taking a walk and I saw this fire when I got here, so I stayed here to guard it."
Lin Mo: [...Why do I feel that the emperor is a little thick-skinned? Is he guarding here? He said to guard here and eat! ]
When they left, they dug a ditch around the fire and poured water into it to prevent fire.
Even if the fire spread, it would automatically go out when it reached the small ditch. Why does he need to guard it? It's okay
to guard it, but he also stole the food. It can't be a reward for stealing food.
The second prince whispered to the third prince: "Father is too shameless. He ate the girl's food cleanly and found an excuse."
The third prince nodded in agreement: "That's right."
Emperor Xuande: ... Can you two speak louder? Do you think I can't hear you at all?
Lin Mo looked at his clean pot and then looked at the vegetable field. Fortunately, there were still a lot of vegetables in the vegetable field.
Since it's for the emperor to eat, then eat it. Can you beat the emperor?
"Your Majesty, if you come, let's eat together. But we have to work to eat here, we have to wash and pick vegetables. You are the elder now, you can't just sit there idle." Lin Mo put the spatula into the emperor's hand.
"Your Majesty, can you cook? How about cooking two dishes?"
Emperor Xuande:... I give you a pole and you really want to climb up. You dare to let the emperor cook for you. You are really brave!
Emperor Xuande was silent for two seconds, and then said: "I can't cook, I can only eat."
Even when he was poor, he never cooked by himself. There were so many eunuchs in the palace, and they were not for show. Besides, how could an emperor cook by himself?
Lin Mo took a breath and complained in his heart: [What can he do? He can't just wait here to eat.]
Bai Xiao whispered in his heart: [Mo Mo, take it easy. This is the emperor, not an ordinary person.]
This man is really too bold. He actually dared to order the emperor to do things.
Lin Mo replied in his heart: [What is there to be afraid of? The emperor is not an innocent person who is difficult to kill. Look at his dress. He thinks he came here secretly. He is not only the emperor, but also the elder. The elders should take care of the younger ones. There is nothing wrong with that.]
The second and third princes nodded in their hearts. Yes, there is nothing wrong with the elders taking care of the younger ones.
Emperor: ...You can find any excuse. You are just relying on my kindness.
But he is not a hard person to kill, but he also can't cook.
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In the end, the emperor still couldn't do anything, and he was arranged to pick vegetables.
Bai Xiao was in charge of cooking, after all, his performance depended on God's will, what if he performed better this time?
The second and third princes went to wash the vegetables, and Lin Mo went to pick firewood, anyway, everyone had something to do.
They put the dishes brought from the kitchen aside, anyway, there was a stone table in the palace, and the table was quite large. While they
were busy here, Prince Xin, who had stolen two ducks according to his brother's instructions, was looking for someone in a panic.
"Brother, where are you!" He was clearly here just now, how come he disappeared all of a sudden, is the brother's Qinggong so good?
Prince Xin was really getting anxious. He had to hide from the palace maids and eunuchs and look for someone.
After searching for half an hour without finding anyone and almost being caught, Prince Xin could only take the two ducks home. It was not his fault. Who made his brother disappear all of a sudden?
Who dared to stay in the palace for so long? Moreover, he was a duck thief. If he was caught, he would be laughed to death.
When the emperor was picking vegetables, he always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it all of a sudden. He
probably didn't forget anything. His memory was pretty good. Forget it. He should just pick vegetables. He wouldn't think about other messy things when he had something delicious to eat later.
(Prince Xin: ... I think I'm a mess.)
Xiaobai's performance today was pretty good, whether it was frying, deep-frying, stewing or steaming, Lin Mo stood beside him and kept flattering him.
"Xiaobai, your cooking skills are really getting better and better now, I feel like you've surpassed my dad."
"Xiaobai, a man who cooks is the most handsome, you are the most handsome in my heart now!"
"A man who works is the most useful, you are the most useful man, I give you a thumbs up!"
Listening to these flatteries, the three royal fathers and sons were all stunned.
These compliments are free, right? Isn't it just cooking a dish? Is it necessary to flatter like this? And Xiaobai, can you control the corners of your mouth? The corners of your mouth are almost up to the sky.
Xiaobai appears to be quite reserved, but in fact, he is about to explode in his heart.
[Praise me as much as you can! I have been practicing my cooking skills during this period. Although I still have to rely on the weather for my meals, God is still good to me now.]
Lin Mo: [Yes, yes, you are really so charming now, you really deserve to be my Xiaobai!]
Bai Xiao: [That's right!]
The three fathers and sons standing next to him: ... I feel that we are incompatible with you two.
The third prince looked at Bai Xiao, and his luggage was really depressed.
He had never been praised so much by the princess before. Princess Ding only praised him as cute.
Others always said that he was too clingy and that he was always clingy.
How could he be clingy? He was clingy to her because he liked her. He also wanted to be praised by the princess like this.
This meal was indeed quite stunning when it came out. Bai Xiao was sweating profusely while cooking, but even so, his smile never disappeared.
"Come on, it's time to eat! Come and taste my cooking skills!"
Master Xiaobai wiped his face with a handkerchief. His posture was really chic.
Today's performance was indeed the most satisfying to him. It was delicious and you could probably smell it outside the palace.
The emperor picked up his chopsticks first. His eyes lit up as soon as he took a bite of the dish. It was delicious!
When others saw the emperor picking up his chopsticks, they also hurried to eat, especially the second and third princes.
They were both hungry to begin with, and they only ate a white jade steamed bun and a coarse grain steamed bun. After that, they worked for so long and waited for so long, their stomachs were almost flat.
Lin Mo ate with a look of enjoyment on her face. Looking at the second and third princes who were wolfing down their food, she said slowly, "Don't eat so fast, it's not good for your stomach."
[Alas, why do the second and third princes look like they haven't eaten for 800 years.]
Bai Xiao: [Maybe it's because they were hungry to begin with.]
This meal was so refreshing. After eating, everyone sat on the ground without any image at all. There were still a lot of dishes left on the table. Lin Mo wanted to pack them up and take them back, but was stopped by the emperor.
"How can you take the leftovers back, my dear Xiao Lin? Besides, the food will be inedible after such a bumpy ride."
Lin Mo looked at the food and thought about how he got here and the journey. It was true that the two of them could not take so much. If they were mixed together, the food would taste different, so it was really hard to carry.
Seeing Lin Mo's hesitation, the emperor gave an idea: "Just leave it here and give it to the palace maids and eunuchs. It won't be a waste."
Lin Mo thought about it and seemed to agree. Anyway, as long as it was not wasted, it would be fine. After all, there were so many good dishes. It would be a pity to throw them all away.
"Okay, then please give these dishes to the palace maids and eunuchs. It's getting late and we should go back. We can come back next time."
The emperor and the second and third princes smiled and nodded. Just when they thought Lin Mo and Bai Xiao would walk out of the palace gate, the two of them lifted their skirts, lay down one after another, and then arched out of the dog hole.
The smiles on the faces of the father and sons froze immediately: ... Is this how you got in?
Why do you have to go through this door when there is a good gate?
After Lin Mo went out, he poked his head in and said, "Your Majesty, don't block this dog hole yet. You can send more people to guard it here. What if an assassin comes in? I will go through this dog hole next time. The palace gate is too far. It is more convenient to go through this door."
Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched and he didn't know how to answer. Are you just a few steps away? Who went through this door? This door was used by a dog!
He waved his hands helplessly to show that he knew. Who knows what this little ancestor is thinking about day by day.
Today is a really beautiful day. On the way back, Bai Xiao also helped some people to tell fortunes and made some money.
"Hahahaha, such a day is really wonderful!"
Bai Xiao: "Who said no? Let's go buy some cakes. We have to bring some food back when we go out."
The two of them went to buy cakes happily. At this moment, the father and his two sons in the palace were lost in thought as they looked at the table of leftovers.
The third prince said very considerately: "Why don't I take these dishes back? They taste really good. It doesn't matter if they are leftovers. I don't mind."
The second prince rolled his eyes at him, but he had a good idea.
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In the end, the emperor packed up the leftovers and took them away. After all, given his status, how could a son possibly beat his father?
Looking at the smug look on his father's face, the third prince said indignantly: "Father is really going too far. What's wrong with giving us a little? He packed up all of it and took it away. How could he finish it?"
The second prince wiped his hands and said slowly: "Third brother, you have to understand father. After all, we live outside the palace and our lives are more affluent. We can eat whatever we want, but it's not certain for father in this palace."
"Although life is much better now than before, do you think a man with such a stingy personality like him would really eat sumptuous meals every day?"
The third prince suddenly realized when he heard this. So this was a rare opportunity for him to eat sumptuous meals today. Please understand.
The dishes prepared by the Yu Kitchen for Emperor Xuande tasted very good, with vegetables and meat, and the nutrition was very balanced, but eating the same few dishes all the time would make you tired.
Emperor Xuande didn't like those precious ingredients very much. He thought it was too much to waste people's money and labor for a little food, so he usually ate ordinary chicken, duck and fish.
When the previous emperor was in power, he loved to eat bear paws and all kinds of seafood. These required a lot of manpower, material resources and financial resources to find, and it also cost a lot of money to send them.
Especially seafood, the capital is far from the coast, so those things must be sent from the coastal areas, and seafood is easy to spoil, so they must be weighed down with ice along the way. Just thinking about it, you know that it will cost a lot of money.
Emperor Xuande really doesn't like this, and the most important thing is that he doesn't have the money to do this. It's better to save the money to do something meaningful than to spend so much money just to eat something.
Sometimes when he lies in bed at night, he thinks, if the late emperor saved all this money, how much more comfortable he would be now.
All the sins committed by the late emperor must be repaid by his son, but he has enjoyed a comfortable life. Are some people really born to enjoy happiness? Is a person like the late emperor also a person favored by God?
Emperor Xuande has thought about this problem many times in the past few decades. Anyway, he just thinks that his father's life is really good.
And that person is really selfish. He values ââhimself the most, and he doesn't care about his sons, wives, concubines, or even his mother. He does everything to make himself more comfortable.
The second and third princes have to clean up here before they can leave. After all, the two little ancestors ran away through the dog hole. It is impossible for their father to clean up, so they can only clean up.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao are now back home. To be honest, they are really different from others.
The young ladies have carriages when they go out, but they rely on their own two legs. Their endurance and physical strength are really strong.
"Dad and mother, we are back!"
They are still dirty, and everyone has become accustomed to it.
Mrs. Lin said to Minister Lin without looking up while holding an abacus: "Your daughter is back, go and see if she has done anything wrong."
Minister Lin: ...If something happens, it's my daughter, and the child is not a person without sense of propriety, okay.
The divorce date is getting closer and closer, and the Lin family is getting busier and busier.
Lin Mo is now sent out to play every day because she is too troublesome at home.
After being driven out for who knows how many times, Lin Mo angrily packed a small bag and went to seek refuge with Hua Yao County Lord.
"They chase me out every day. It's obvious that they don't love me anymore! I'm going to find my sister-in-law!"
Bai Xiao looked at her small package and asked doubtfully, "There's only one set of clothes in your package. It's not enough for you to change."
With this palm-sized package, you're going empty-handed.
"Although the package is small, it shows my determination to run away from home. Hurry up, you should pack up as well."
That morning, the two people ran away from home openly.
Looking at the two small packages on them, Lin Ran shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Send two people to follow them and see whose house they went to."
As long as they have a place to stay, it will be fine. Anyway, these two guys will be well treated no matter where they run to.
Normally, when she is not allowed to go out to play, this little bastard runs outside every day. Now that she is allowed to go out to play, she is unwilling to go out. She is a rebellious person.
When the Lin family couple learned that the two children had run away from home, they were extremely calm.
"Let them go. I really don't have much time to take care of them recently. Anyway, there is no need to worry about their safety in the capital."
Mrs. Lin has been busy recently. Her son is getting married, and her daughter will get married soon.
Oh, Ji Qianhua has come to propose marriage. After Lin Qi gets married, Lin Ran will come soon.
Of course, this matter was kept secret from Lin Mo. If this little bastard knew about it, it would be a huge mess.
After all, in her heart, Ji Qianhua is a scumbag who is not worthy of her beautiful sister.
Seeing the two people coming over with packages, County Lord Hua Yao accepted it very quickly.
"What's wrong with you two? Why are you carrying such a small package? Are you planning to stay with me for a few days?"
Most of them bought it because they were beaten at home. County Lord Hua Yao thought she knew this future sister-in-law better now.
Lin Mo snorted angrily and said unhappily: "I ran away from home! You don't know how much they are going, they chased me out every day, and I was the one who got in their way at home."
"Sister-in-law, tell me, how did I get in their way? I wanted to help but they wouldn't let me, so I didn't feel like I was participating at all."
Bai Xiao whispered in her heart: [Forget about participating, you really can't participate, do you remember the bunch of bows you tied? ]
Originally, red flowers were to be tied with red silk on the boxes of betrothal gifts and dowry, but this person volunteered to go up and tie the flowers, but she ended up tying all the bows.
Who knows how it feels to have a row of red bows? The tying is indeed quite symmetrical, but it's too weird.
Then Lin Mo was no longer allowed to participate.
County Lord Hua Yao: ...No wonder they don't let you participate.
County Lord Hua Yao's job was also quite busy, but not as complicated as the Lin family's, and Mrs. Lin took over most of the work.
Chapter 290: Taking Advantage of Xiao Bai
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Lin Mo and Bai Xiao stayed here for three days, and she could only stay here for three days, because during these three days she found that she couldn't leave her father and brother. She
really couldn't get up when she went to court, and Bai Xiao woke her up for these three days, and then she went to court like sleepwalking every day.
The lack of sleep made her not want to eat melons during the day, and she performed the tumbler in the court every day.
Minister Lin and Lin Qi were really worried to death when they saw her wobbling appearance. Did she not sleep at night? It was not so exaggerated before.
Finally, the day of marriage came. Lin Qi was in high spirits, and Lin Mo followed her sister foolishly from beginning to end. In the past, she went to attend other people's wedding banquets, but this time it was her own family's wedding, which was completely different.
Anyway, after this day, it was really lively, but also really tiring. She was so tired that she didn't have to think about how tired the bride and groom were.
[Oh my God! This day is finally over! So tonight is the legendary wedding night, right! ã
Lin Mo started to get excited again, [Can we go to the bridal chamber to make a fuss? ã
Lin Ran grabbed Lin Mo and said with a smile: "We've been busy all day and haven't had a good meal yet. Let's go eat something first."
Just now, even at the banquet, they drank a lot of wine, but they really didn't eat much.
I can't let this little bastard ruin my brother's good day.
There is indeed a tradition of making a fuss in the bridal chamber. Others make a fuss in the bridal chamber, but this girl's fuss is simply making a fuss in the heavenly palace!
Lin Mo's attention was immediately sucked away. He is really hungry now. Let's go eat first.
Just when everyone thought that this matter was over, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao sneaked to squat in the corner.
Lin Qi and Hua Yao County Master were about to drink the wedding wine, but they heard a conversation.
Lin Mo: [Will we really not be discovered if we hide here? ã
Bai Xiao: [Don't worry, your brother and your sister-in-law haven't gotten down to business yet. It's still early. We just came to see the bride. We'll take a sneak peek and leave. ã
The Lady of Huayao County was covered with a red veil from head to toe. Lin Mo didn't see her face at all, so she was really curious now.
She had only seen the face of one bride so far, and that was her 'cousin' or 'niece'.
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Lady of Huayao County really found the voices of these two people funny. She winked at Lin Qi, and Lin Qi stood up helplessly.
Bai Xiao: [Oh no! Your brother has stood up. Could he have discovered me? ã
Lin Mo: [What are you still doing here? Run!]
The two looked at each other and ran away. When Lin Qi opened the door, he saw the two backs.
Lin Qi: ...You ran pretty fast.
Without these two troublemakers, everything went smoothly (Imagine what I can't describe).
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were still talking about this when they were sleeping.
Lin Mo was really curious about getting married, especially the intimacy between men and women. She had never had contact with boys in her previous life.
"Xiao Bai, what does it feel like to kiss? Is it the same as when we kiss our lips? If so, am I kissing myself every day?"
Bai Xiao: ...Your question really stumped me.
Looking at Bai Xiao, who had a delicate face, Lin Mo had a little idea, "Xiao Bai, let me bite you."
Before Bai Xiao could react, he felt a bite on his face, and then another bite on his mouth.
Bai Xiao: !!!
Lin Mo actually didn't know nothing. She knew that everyone was pairing her and Xiao Bai together. She
hadn't responded or stopped him before, but she didn't know when she started to think Bai Xiao was great.
If she had to choose someone to be with for the rest of her life, she would definitely choose Bai Xiao, and even if she didn't, they would still be together for the rest of their lives.
After kissing him, Lin Mo felt it for a while, "It's really different from the feeling of my own lips touching yours. It's like an electric shock. Do you have this feeling?"
Bai Xiao couldn't hear what she was saying at all. He felt his head buzzing. He was kissed!
Seeing Bai Xiao's dazed look, Lin Mo shook his head. This boy was too naive. He had read so many pornographic books, but why didn't he learn a little more?
To be honest, she had read more pornographic books, and he was really curious about men's bodies. How about studying it tonight?
At most, he would be responsible for Xiao Bai, and at most, they would get married. They did it
right away. Bai Xiao felt numb when he was touched all over.
What on earth happened! How did Lin Mo suddenly become like this?
The next morning, Lin Mo was refreshed, but Bai Xiao seemed to have been drained of his energy.
Seeing his weak appearance, Lin Mo said, "Xiao Bai, don't worry, I will be responsible for you, but your body is too weak, I haven't done anything yet, and you look so pale."
Bai Xiao looked at her expressionlessly and said, "You didn't do anything last night! I touched you all over!"
What about studying the structure of men's body, what about never seeing this and never seeing that, what excuses she used, this is clearly a female hooligan! The more
Bai Xiao thought about it, the more shy she became, just like a good man who was molested.
Lin Mo smiled even happier when he looked like this, "Yes, yes, that's the expression and the emotion. The more you are like this, the happier I am. Don't worry, I will be responsible for you, and I will marry you!"
Bai Xiao: ... Thank you!
Huayao County Lord and Lin Qi are in love, and their relationship seems to be very good.
Seeing his elder brother's beaming and high spirits, Lin Mo complained in his heart: [Look at my brother's expression, his eyebrows are almost raised to the sky, is he so happy?]
Bai Xiao: [Why not? The wedding night was the day of passing the imperial examination. Last night was the wedding night. This is a great event in life.]
Lin Mo: [Humph, wait and see, when we get married, I will definitely show more arrogance than him!]
Everyone who heard this instantly widened their eyes: !!! This is enlightenment!
Lin Ran was even choked by her saliva, so this idiot of hers really enlightened! Was she stimulated by her elder brother's marriage?