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Chapter 301: Past Life: I Went to School, I Didn't Die
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Chapter 301: Previous life: I'm going to school, not dead
Looking at the two people in front of him, Lin Mo touched his chin and pretended to have a beard and said profoundly: "Since you all call me sister, I will help you with the next exam."
The two: "Thank you, Sister Mo!"
The classmates were all surprised that the three of them could play together.
In their eyes, Lin Mo was a top student, and these two were absolute scumbags. Moreover, they often violated school rules and were often taken to the office by teachers for education because of their good family conditions.
No matter from which aspect, these three people were completely unrelated, how could they play together?
Lin Mo didn't care about other people's opinions.
Why should we depend on other people's opinions when it comes to who we become friends with? Anyway, from what she has seen so far, she has a good impression of these two people. Except for the first time they met, they were very obedient every time they met.
It's just that one of them never dresses properly. His aesthetic taste is really amazing. She even wants to show him the outfit collection she wrote in elementary school so that he can know what fashion is.
Junior high school life is fulfilling and boring. During these three years, Lin Mo only had more contact with these two idiots.
She only separated from these two idiots when she was promoted to high school. As for why they separated, it was because these two idiots did not get into the high school she was admitted to.
"Sister Mo! Wuwuwuwu, the three of us will be separated in the future. You must not forget us. We will visit you when we have time."
"Yes, yes, we want to be friends for life. We can't let grades ruin our friendship!"
Looking at the two people crying in front of her, Lin Mo felt numb inside.
There was no way. These two people always cried in front of her in the past two years. At the beginning, she would comfort them, but in the end, she really couldn't comfort them.
"Okay, don't cry. Although we are not in the same high school, we are still in the same city. We can make an appointment to go out and play during the holidays. You are acting like we are parting by life and death. It really makes me uneasy."
She just went to a higher school, not dead, why make her so sad.
The two idiots wiped their tears and sobbed, "It's different. Our parents said that if we don't get into a good high school, they will send us abroad. After all, we can't get into a good university in China."
"So Sister Mo, although we are still in the same city for the time being, we don't know when we will be sent abroad, and then we don't know when we will come back." Speaking
of this, the two of them were about to cry, and Lin Mo numbly took a big step back: "Stop! Don't cry for me, do you still remember what you two looked like when you first appeared in front of me? The good school bullies turned into two crybabies, your personality collapsed."
"If you want to go abroad, go abroad. You're not dead. Don't we have contact information? Anyway, I will be here throughout high school. When it comes to college, it depends on your grades. If we are still in touch by then, I will tell you that I was admitted to college."
"Anyway, if there is a destiny, keep in touch. If there is no destiny, you can't force it, right?"
Lin Mo has a clearer view of this kind of interpersonal relationship. The main thing is that he has nothing to lose in this life.
It's good enough to get it for a short time. She is not greedy.
And with these two people, her junior high school life is indeed rich and colorful. She is bored at school, but during the holidays, the three of them go out to play. These two people also take her to see many things she has never seen before.
After a day of getting along, the three finally separated. When Lin Mo said goodbye to them, she shook her old cell phone and said that they could contact each other.
The two foolish ones: ...
"Is Sister Mo's cell phone still usable? She didn't answer the last time I called her."
"I don't know. If she said it can be used, it should be usable."
Although the three had agreed to contact each other by phone, Lin Mo really didn't have time to go out with the two of them throughout high school.
There was only one way for her to live, and that was to get into college.
High school life was more stressful. If you had good grades, others had better grades than you. If you had good talents, others had better talents than you. Lin Mo was not an extremely talented player. She was just a little more talented than others.
Others who are not talented enough can still hire someone to tutor them, but she can only work hard in school.
Those two idiots asked her out twice during the holidays, but later they felt bad when they saw that she always brought homework with her, so they stopped asking her out. They would send her a message on their phone every week until they went abroad.
Three years later, Lin Mo did get into a good university, and the tuition was fully waived.
She didn't have many friends in college, and as for why she didn't have friends, others said it was because she was eccentric.
Others in college were looking at handsome guys, but she was paying attention to the fingernails of handsome guys.
Roommate: "Ahhh! Did you see that handsome guy? He's so handsome!"
Other roommates: "Yes, yes! There's such a handsome guy in our school!"
Lin Mo: "He does look good, but he has long nails. Aren't you afraid that his nails will get stuck when he plays basketball?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the handsome guy screamed.
When someone passed the ball to him, he caught it and broke his nail.
The roommates and other strangers who were watching the game turned their heads to look at her expressionlessly: ...
Lin Mo looked innocent when they looked at him: "Why are you all looking at me? I'm telling the truth. Look, he's stuck."
Others were talking about which teacher was so handsome that he couldn't get into class.
A roommate: "Ah! I didn't get into Mr. Xie's class. I heard he's so handsome!"
Other roommates: "Well, it's normal that I didn't get into Mr. Xie's class. Every time Mr. Xie's class is full."
Lin Mo said innocently while eating a lollipop: "But his class has a really high failure rate. Between appreciating beauty and not failing the class, I choose not to fail the class."
The regrets of the other roommates disappeared immediately. It was really heartbreaking, but it was also the truth.
There are many such things, so she didn't say that her relationship with her roommate was very bad, but it wasn't very good either. After all, they couldn't talk to each other .
Fortunately, she didn't care, otherwise college life would be really hard.
This kind of life continued until one day the part-time job started paying.
Chapter 302 Previous Life: Death
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Chapter 302: Previous Life: Death
This day can be said to be the most important day in Lin Mo's life, because her life ended abruptly on this day.
Getting a part-time salary was originally a very happy thing. She thought about going out to buy something for herself, but who knew that she would be robbed by someone with a knife.
She was not sure whether it was a robbery or not, anyway, from her point of view, it should be so, but it was certain that a knife was taken.
Seeing the commotion in front, Lin Mo thought it was a big sale in the mall, so she squeezed in with all her strength.
As a result, as soon as she squeezed in, she found something wrong, but in life, it is also difficult to encounter such things, and seeing that the man waving the knife did not seem to hurt anyone, Lin Mo was braver.
Others were watching the excitement and she was watching the excitement too. It was impossible that she would be the one who got hurt.
Facts proved that this kind of mentality of watching the excitement was not good. She looked at the man, and the man suddenly looked at her with a knife.
Lin Mo: !!! No! Run!
She spread her legs and ran, but it was a pity that her legs were too short.
When she fell to the ground, Lin Mo was still thinking that her life had not really begun yet. She worked hard to live to this day, but it was all gone.
In the next life, she must be reborn into a good person! No matter what, she can't work so hard!
[Major incident announced, a knife-wounding incident occurred in the shopping mall, resulting in the death of two people. ]
Obviously only Lin Mo died, why was it said that two people were killed? We have to wait and see.
"Don't come over here, don't come over here! If you come over here, I will kill you!"
After stabbing Lin Mo with a knife, the man was still in an unstable mood. Seeing that he really killed someone, the crowd around him was already in chaos.
Some strong men with sticks or whatever they had in their hands had surrounded the man.
A boy in a white T-shirt looked at Lin Mo who was stepped on countless times by the gangster, and his eyes showed pity.
"It's too tragic to die, this man is too cruel, it's okay to die, but he still stepped on the body of someone else, it's too immoral."
As a good young man, the boy decided in his heart that when the man walked away, he would pull the girl over to at least prevent her from being stepped on.
Later, he seized an opportunity and rushed forward to grab the girl's hand and dragged her out, which disturbed the gangster. The
next second, they fell to the ground as two people, and the boy's hand was still holding Lin Mo's hand.
People watching around: "Ahhhh! This couple is dead!"
The boy: I # you #!
I was just trying to be a good person, how could it turn out like this!
The main system, which was touring the world at the moment, saw this scene.
"Wow, it's really so touching. The love of this couple is really shocking!"
The main system wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of its eyes and collected the boy's soul. As for Lin Mo, no one knew where this girl went after she died, so how could she be so alive after death!
The main system searched for three consecutive days but failed to find Lin Mo's soul. The time of death of these two people was less than half an hour apart. Generally, after a person dies, there will be a blank period in the soul. Many people will not believe that they are dead. This girl probably has no blank period. She ran away as soon as she was picked up.
"Forget it, forget it. It's okay to receive one. This boy's qualifications are not bad. Come and work for me!" I
originally wanted to receive two at once, alas, what a pity.
The boy was caught in the hand of the main system and slowly regained consciousness: "Hey! I want to reincarnate! Why do you have a headache holding me!"
Main system: "You don't need to reincarnate. In the future, you will be immortal. Just listen to me."
The boy's expression began to waver when he heard this: immortal, this is the treatment of the protagonist in the novel!
Observing his expression, the main system continued: "But first I have to clear your memory, are you willing?"
The boy said excitedly: "After clearing my memory, I can be immortal!" So as long as he has the clearing agent, he can be the protagonist!
Main system: "Of course, so do you agree? If you don't agree, it doesn't matter, I will find another candidate."
Boy: "Yes, yes!"
Soon after, the system was born.
At the same time, Lin Mo also wandered to another world.
After Lin Mo died, she actually still had a little consciousness. Later, when her consciousness was fully restored, she didn't know where she was.
"Where are the Black and White Impermanence! Where are the soul guides! No one will take care of me now, right?"
Lin Mo wandered around, and was quite nervous at first, but then she started to let herself go.
Because no matter what she did, no one could see her, except taking off her pants and farting in front of others. Or because she was a highly educated person, she suppressed this impulse.
"Well, turning into a ghost is actually quite good. This soul reincarnation theory is fake. I thought I could reincarnate."
Lin Mo sat on someone else's grave and propped up her chin to think. By the way, where is her body
? Will someone collect her body? If I had known, I shouldn't have gone to watch the excitement. It's too much of a shame to watch the excitement.
"Little girl, can you please get your butt off my head? Don't you have a home?"
An old voice startled Lin Mo. Looking at the head that emerged from the ground, Lin Mo screamed, "Ghost!"
Ghost old man: "Are you being polite? We are all ghosts. Do you have to be so surprised?"
Lin Mo: ...Oh, I died so quickly that I forgot I had become a ghost.
It just so happened that she also had something to solve. Looking at the fierce ghost old man in front of her, Lin Mo knelt down, "Grandpa Ghost! I'm new here. I want to know if people become wandering ghosts after they die. No one will take care of me after I die!"
The ghost old man said expressionlessly, "If there is really someone who takes care of you, it can only be a Taoist priest. That's not good. If you really want someone to take care of you, then go and do something evil. When you do something evil, someone will naturally come to take care of you."
The ghost old man's suggestion was very serious, but it really scared Lin Mo, "Then forget it. I just want to know if I can be reincarnated."
Ghost old man: "When you died, didn't any ghost come to look for you? After most people die, their souls will be in a blank period and wander around the body. Then, naturally, ghosts will come to look for you. Didn't you?"
Lin Mo was silent for a while and said honestly: "I don't think I have any blank period. I ran away after I died."
Ghost old man: ... You are awesome!
Looking at the young Lin Mo in front of him, the ghost old man sighed and said: "Forget it, forget it, you just wait here."
It's good to have a place to wait, but that night, Lin Mo was betrayed by the old man.
"I'm not going to some imaginary ancient times! I'd rather continue to wait! I have a little girl here, you can take her!"
Looking at Lin Mo in front of him, the ghost: ... Why didn't this little ghost record it?
Lin Mo smiled and greeted the two ghost messengers: "Hello, I just died some time ago, the one who was stabbed in the mall. Can I choose a better place to reincarnate?"
The ghost messenger flipped through the notebook and found that two people had indeed died in the mall some time ago, a man and a woman, and both of their souls disappeared.
Looking at the "innocent" Lin Mo in front of them, the two ghost messengers looked at each other and had an idea in their hearts.
"Are you willing to go to the ancient times? That world is different from the real world and is not in the history of the real world. As for what kind of family you will be reincarnated into, it depends on you. It's a 50-50 chance. Are you willing?"
Lin Mo nodded fiercely: "Yes, yes!" 50-50, if you become a princess or queen, how great it would be!
Agree, and the ghost messenger took Lin Mo away first. Looking at the reincarnation passage in front of him, there were already many people waiting.
Lin Mo: "First come, first served! I'll go first, you two brothers! See you later!"
Lin Mo ran away, leaving the two ghost messengers confused, "Well, she doesn't seem to have drunk Meng Po soup yet."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether she drinks Meng Po soup or not. Anyway, she will forget her memory after death after reincarnation. As long as she doesn't remember us, it's fine."
Then, Lin Mo's memory of her death was gone. She thought she was a reincarnation with modern memories.
After Lin Mo's death, the two idiots who went abroad also received the news. When they wanted to return to China to help collect the body, they also had an accident.
Looking at the ghost messenger who appeared in front of them, the two fools asked innocently: "Can we be reincarnated with Sister Mo?" The
two of them were not ambitious, so their parents gave birth to a second child after they found that they could not raise them. Their parents put all their thoughts on the second child. They were almost in a state of laissez-faire. Murder and arson violated the law, and their parents basically didn't care.
It's good to die. The two sons who are not ambitious are also embarrassing for them if they are alive. Let's reincarnate into a good life in the next life. They want to be only children! Even if they are not ambitious, they are still treasures!
These two ghost messengers are the ghost messengers who handled the Lin Mo incident. After hesitating for a while, they agreed.
"Of course, you can, come with us."
This time they did not forget to feed the two people Meng Po soup, but after sending them away, the two ghost messengers suddenly remembered it again.
"Well, it seems we sent them to the wrong time period. It seems we sent them a few years earlier."
Another ghost messenger: "...It shouldn't matter, as long as they are in the same era, right?"
Chapter 303: Childhood: I kicked my father in my mother's belly
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Chapter 303 Childhood: Kicked Dad in Mom's Belly
"Dad, is there a brother or a sister in Mom's belly?" Xiao Lin Qi touched his mother's belly and frowned as he thought.
Minister Lin touched his son's head, then gently touched his wife's belly, "It doesn't matter if it's a brother or a sister."
Lin Ran stared at his mother's belly and had already made up his mind. He felt that there was a sister in his mother's belly. He had a hunch.
At this moment, Lin Mo was a little conscious. She could vaguely hear something in the previous few months, and her wakefulness was very short. Now she is a little better.
She couldn't hear the outside sounds clearly through a layer of belly. When
others travel through time, they either travel through time in their bodies or in their souls. How come she became an embryo here?
And listening to the conversation outside, it seems like an ancient time.
When he was sleeping at night, Minister Lin massaged his wife while touching her belly, "Why is this child not moving? When I was pregnant with Qi'er and Ran'er, I already had fetal movements, but this child is not moving at all."
Minister Lin also put his ear close to listen, "There shouldn't be any problem."
Lin Mo kicked him: You are the one with the problem! I am very lively!
Minister Lin was kicked in the face by his little lady through his wife's belly.
Mrs. Lin: "Hahaha! This is called no movement, this movement is big enough."
Minister Lin touched his face with a dazed look, so he was kicked by his unborn child, or maybe slapped.
Mrs. Lin's belly doesn't look that big, not as exaggerated as other pregnant women's. It's even smaller than when she was pregnant with Lin Qi and Lin Ran. Even though she's still two months away from giving birth, she still looks light and thin.
Minister Lin has always been personally involved in his wife's affairs, especially such a big thing as giving birth, not to mention that the child is very small. Others' bellies are much bigger than this one after three months of pregnancy.
Lin Mo didn't know what her parents were thinking outside, she was celebrating for herself.
That kick was absolutely awesome! It seems that she still has a talent for playing football. It seems that there was Cuju in ancient times, and she can play Cuju.
By the way, is she a boy or a girl now? She doesn't know her gender herself, do you want to touch it?
Although he was kicked by his own little lady, Minister Lin was relieved. The child was normal and energetic.
"It seems that this is another little naughty one. I don't know if it is a boy or a girl."
Minister Lin touched his wife's belly and began to imagine. He already has a son and a daughter. In fact, it doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl, but if he were to choose, he would still like to have a lovely daughter. The
eldest daughter is too stable. It would be nice to have a delicate and soft daughter.
(Lin Mo smiled evilly: Hehehe, do you know the antonym of delicate and soft!)
Being caressed by his old father, Lin Mo slowly fell asleep.
In this life, both parents are alive, and they seem to be very loving. It seems that this family is not bad!
The next day, Lin Mo started practicing martial arts right after she woke up. Didn't they say she was always motionless? Then let's see how she moves!
Looking at the bulging belly, the couple were both stunned.
Mrs. Lin didn't feel anything too much. She just felt that it was very easy to carry this child, much easier than the previous two. But now it just felt weird. The fetal movement was too frequent.
Minister Lin touched the bulging area with his hand, and Lin Mo slapped him: give me five!
Minister Lin touched his palm and began to fall into deep thought.
"This child is too lively. She was motionless before yesterday. Why did she seem to have changed her temperament since last night?"
Minister Lin was a little confused. Could it be that the child heard their conversation yesterday? That's impossible, right?
Mrs. Lin touched her belly and said with a smile: "Maybe she really heard what you said yesterday. Hurry up, you still have to go on duty." She
studied her belly early in the morning, and it was almost late.
Lin Mo grasped a key word: on duty! Her family is an official! Yohoho! She is a daughter of an official! Hahahaha! Her old father is an official and she has brothers and sisters above her. What a suitable life to be a jerk!
Lin Mo swam happily. Sure enough, the god of time travel was kind to her. He knew that she suffered in her previous life, so he let her reincarnate into a wealthy family in this life.
By the way, did anyone collect her body in her previous life?
(The trio of corpse collectors: Hehe, your body brings bad luck!)
Forget it, forget it, even if it is thrown on the street, she doesn't care. Anyway, she has already traveled through time and space, and this should be reincarnation again.
Not occupying other people's bodies, not snatching other people's lives, perfect!
She is a person with relatively strong moral values. If she is better than other people's lives, she will really feel guilty.
Lin Mo was very busy this day. She was busy communicating with her mother and her brothers and sisters.
"Sister, touch here, touch here, your brother is here." Lin Qi put her hand on her mother's belly, and Mrs. Lin looked at her with a smile. The scene was really warm.
Lin Mo swam over lazily and kicked it casually. Anyway, people outside didn't know whether it was her hand or foot.
Lin Qi felt the movement on his hand and was excited: "Sister touched me! She just touched me!"
Lin Mo: no no no, I kicked you.
Lin Ran put his hand up curiously, and Lin Mo also gave him a foot to show his respect. She treated her brother and sister equally, and she did a good job as a sister.
In the afternoon, when Minister Lin entered the house, he heard a burst of laughter. Mrs. Lin was sitting on a chair, and the two children were touching her belly.
And from the lady's belly, it can be clearly seen that the baby in her belly is very restless.
"Madam, how are you today? The little guy didn't bother you."
Minister Lin picked up the two children and put them on his thighs, and then touched Mrs. Lin's belly again.
Mrs. Lin said with a smile: "She is quite lively, but not noisy. When I was pregnant with the first two babies, I felt very uncomfortable and my stomach hurt sometimes. But this little one feels fine no matter how she moves. She moves very gently. I really feel that she can understand what we say."
Lin Mo: Hehehe, I love my own mother. She is different from other children.
Minister Lin's hand was still touching Mrs. Lin's belly. Lin Mo nudged her head as if to say hello to his father.
Chapter 304 Childhood: Want me to study? No way!
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Chapter 304 Childhood: You want me to study? No way!
When going to bed at night, Lin Mo is energetic because he slept during the day.
Looking at her restless belly, Mrs. Lin yawned and said tiredly: "You should take care of your child as soon as possible."
Minister Lin:...How can I take care of it when it hasn't been born yet!
After hesitating for a while, Minister Lin put his palm on Mrs. Lin's belly and stroked it from time to time.
Lin Mo felt the big palm outside, and suddenly had a very strange feeling in her heart. This feeling should be called a sense of security.
This is a feeling she never had in her previous life.
So gradually Lin Mo really calmed down, and Minister Lin took his hand back when he felt that the movements of his men had calmed down.
But the next second, the little guy started to make a fuss again.
Mrs. Lin: "...Why don't you put your hand down? This child is more attached to you." Minister
Lin: ...
This time, she kept it down until she was born. Every night, as long as Minister Lin didn't put his hand on her belly, Lin Mo would be like a monkey.
Sometimes when Minister Lin came back late, she would still hold a grudge. She couldn't bear to torture her pregnant mother, so she held a grudge.
When her father teased her, she ignored him!
Over time, the couple also discovered that this was a little smart. Sometimes Minister Lin thought that his little one might really be a genius. He even thought about how to train her in the future.
"After she is born, I will train her myself! She is so smart before she is born, and she will definitely be a rare talent in the future!"
Minister Lin seemed to see a bright future.
Mrs. Lin lazily propped up her head and looked at her husband. She didn't know why, but she always felt that her husband's wish would not come true.
Lin Mo: You want me to study! No way! I've studied enough in my last life!
I am indeed not an ordinary person, after all, I came from a time travel! The legendary time travel girl!
During the next two months of prenatal education, Minister Lin read to her every day, and Lin Mo slept soundly to the sound of reading.
Not to mention, although I don't know what my parents look like, their voices are really nice.
Both of them have beautiful voices. My mother's voice is soft and pleasant, and my father's voice is as warm as jade. When there is no emotion, it is as clear and indifferent as the collision of jade, with a sense of aloofness. After adding emotion, this voice is so gentle and pleasant.
This is much better than those modern voices that are blown to the sky! If the old man is also good-looking, it would be perfect!
However, it seems that officials in ancient times were not ugly, and people with such a beautiful voice should not look bad.
The time for birth soon came, and Lin Mo was also confused when Mrs. Lin started.
After all, she had never had such an experience. When he was born in his previous life, he was a real baby. She had no memory before the age of three.
When Minister Lin hurried home, the child was already born.
"Oh my God! I've never seen a child born so quickly. This is the first time I've seen it in so many years!"
The old woman was stunned. The lady just cried out in pain and just started to push, and the baby came out. Moreover, the baby was really energetic and actually crawled out by himself.
This family is so blessed. This child was born to repay the mother. She couldn't bear to let her mother suffer.
Mrs. Lin herself was a little confused. She just started to push, and then she could clearly feel the baby crawling out by himself, and then it came out in a whoosh.
Lin Mo: Hahaha! I'm awesome, right?!
Lin Mo was so proud. Other children were crying, but she had a smile on her face when she came out.
The mother-in-law was surprised: "Why isn't the child crying? Check her mouth and nose quickly, and make sure there is nothing wrong."
Hearing what the mother-in-law said, Mrs. Lin was also frightened, and Minister Lin was at a loss as he held Lin Mo.
God knows how nervous he was just now. He rushed back as soon as he heard the news that his wife was going to give birth, but as soon as he entered the door, he heard that his wife had given birth.
Then as soon as he came in, the child was stuffed into his hands. The child's eyes were not open yet, but the corners of his mouth were smiling.
Moreover, the child was born white and tender. Although he was very small, just the size of a palm, he was not as wrinkled as other newborns.
Lin Mo was still proud, but he was slapped on the buttocks twice. After feeling the pain, she burst into tears.
Why are you hitting people! She is a newborn baby!
Hearing this loud cry, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that she can cry. Before, there was a family in the capital who gave birth to a child who didn't cry. Later, it was discovered that the child couldn't speak or make any sound.
Lin Qi and Lin Ran were also brought over. Lin Mo cried and peed at the same time, which made the old man feel cold all over.
Minister Lin: ...
When the couple was naming the child, they thought of many words, especially Minister Lin, but after spending two months with the child, he felt that one word was particularly suitable for his little daughter.
"Let's call this child Mo'er. From the strong child she was in your belly, I really hope she can be more stable."
Minister Lin held Lin Mo in his arms, and he was so tired that his eyelids could hardly close.
This child wants no one but him. He will howl as soon as he is put down. Calling him Moer is the most appropriate name.
Mrs. Lin was almost dying of laughter. This name is also very good and sounds nice.
"Brother Huan, it seems that this child has chosen you. This will make you have to work hard."
Minister Lin smiled bitterly: It's not hard, but a hard life.
At the same time, the two idiots are almost two years old. They were sent to the wrong time period and were born earlier than Lin Mo.
As for Xiaobai, it is being trained. The main system has been trying to teach it how to build a system. It has grasped a key point, that is, to build a system, you need to find a good host.
Main System: "Don't always give me wrong questions. The host that No. 78 finds is terrible. He completes every mission beautifully. As a system, we should learn to guide the host instead of being influenced by it."
Xiaobai: "But if I find a host who can take me flying, wouldn't that be easier? Anyway, I am a melon-eating system, so I'll find someone who likes to eat melons."
Main System: ...What you said seems to make sense, but can you master your own business! Learn it well!
Xiaobai: "Main System, how long do you think it will take for me to become the main system? Can I replace you? If you are really replaced by me, will you disappear?"
Main System: ...You haven't even started working yet and you're already thinking about usurping the throne. Your ambition is a bit too big.
Although the future Jingcheng Xiren Group has not met yet, there are already clues.
Chapter 305: Childhood: Minister Lin smells like milk
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Chapter 305 Childhood: Minister Lin smelling of milk
"What's wrong with this child? Why does he always want to lie on me? Is it so comfortable on me?"
Minister Lin complained while holding Lin Mo and reading a book. The previous two children were not so clingy. Although he personally raised the previous two children until they were two or three years old, at least they were watched by a nanny. This child is completely different. He
doesn't like to be held by others and can only be held by his own family. Among them, he likes to stick to him the most.
Mrs. Lin waved her fan lazily and said, "What can I do if the child just likes you? I see you are enjoying it, aren't you?"
Look at the way she massages the child and the meticulous care. Even the nanny is not so attentive.
Minister Lin: ...
Lin Mo is almost overjoyed now. This life is really great.
After she was born, she really felt how good this family was. Most importantly, she had a pair of very good parents.
Especially her father, this father is more reliable than most modern fathers. No matter how she cried or made a fuss, Daddy was absolutely awesome! He
was first-rate at coaxing children, holding children, and could even sing a lullaby. The first song was Twenty West Filial Piety Good Daddy!
"Ahhh!" Lin Mo stretched out her hand and tried to touch it. Now her eyes were still blurry, so she could only use her hands to touch to judge what her family looked like.
At present, Daddy's skin was smooth and delicate, there was no beard on his face, his nose was high, his eye sockets were deep, his eyebrows were thick, and his eyelashes were very long. It can be judged that he is a handsome man.
Mother must also be a great beauty, with slender and soft fingers, skin as smooth as cream, and a nice scent.
My brother and sister are still young and can't hold her, and they feel fleshy to the touch. It's hard to tell what children look like from the touch.
But we can already make a preliminary judgment that their family is definitely a good-looking family.
"Oh my! Drooling again! Lin Moer, you drool with a silly smile every day, how come you look so stupid."
Minister Lin was busy helping Lin Mo wipe his saliva. No one knew why the child drooled so much, and he smirked every day.
Lin Mo: I'm not grinning, I'm happy! Isn't it worth being happy to have such a good family?
Feeling his father's fingers on his face, Lin Mo immediately put the fingers into his mouth.
Mrs. Lin: "Bite him, bite him! Mo'er bite him!"
Mrs. Lin's favorite thing to see every day is the time when her husband and little daughter are together.
This man likes to act serious outside every day. Now others say that he is old-fashioned. How can he be old-fashioned?
Minister Lin pulled his finger out of Lin Mo's mouth helplessly, looked at his wife and sighed, "Madam, the child hasn't grown teeth yet, and how can you let her bite me?"
Mrs. Lin smiled particularly brightly and beautifully, "Don't you think this is fun? We agreed before that you will be in charge of this child in the future. I see that you two get along well, and I believe you will teach this child well in the future."
Lin Mo: "Ahhhhh!" (No! I want to be a dandy!)
By the way, are there any girls who are dandy boys? Never mind, never mind, she doesn't want to study in the future anyway.
After being silent for a while, Minister Lin sighed deeply.
Why does it feel like he has dug a hole for himself? Looking at the little daughter making faces in his arms (actually Lin Mo was making an expression of anger and protest), Minister Lin gently pinched her face.
"You have to fight for me in the future, otherwise your mother will laugh at me for the rest of my life."
No matter how Lin Mo sticks to her father, Minister Lin still has to go to work every day.
She has also figured out the rules. There are three days of vacation every month. The rest of the time, her father is very busy every day and can only play with her in the morning and evening.
Yes, she now sleeps with her parents. She doesn't like to sleep alone, nor does she like to sleep with the wet nurse.
Why should she sleep with others when she has parents? So she took up half of the bed by herself, and had to sleep on her father's belly every night.
"Hey, Minister Lin, why do you smell like milk recently? The smell has been getting stronger in the past two months. Is it some new incense?"
Minister Lin went to court every day with a smell of milk. At first, no one thought it was a big deal, but it became strange over time.
Especially since the smell was getting stronger and stronger, Minister Lin was almost drowned in it.
Minister Lin was stumped by the question. How should he answer? If he said that he was taking care of the children at home every day, he didn't know what these people would think of him.
But if he didn't say it, what kind of excuse would he give?
Minister Lin racked his brains and came up with a reason: "I heard recently that goat's milk is nourishing, so I drink more milk. Maybe that's why."
After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized it, especially with Minister Lin's extremely handsome face as a witness.
No wonder Minister Lin has not aged at all in the past few years. It turns out that there are so many ways to nourish and maintain beauty. I will learn them when I go back!
Seeing that everyone was fooled by him, Minister Lin breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that I have to fumigate my clothes more often in the future. It's not the same thing to have milk fragrance every day.
Starting today, officials suddenly became popular with drinking milk, and Emperor Xuande even raised a few sheep in the palace.
"Hey, why is Minister Lin so reserved? Look at how he nourishes himself and looks so good, but he doesn't even share this method with me."
Emperor Xuande was almost worried to death when he looked at his face. He had a lot of wrinkles during this period. He had to worry about money every day, and there were so many national affairs to deal with. Being an emperor was really too stressful.
All of a sudden, the price of milk and goat milk went up this morning. Minister Lin was shocked when he found out later.
He just said it casually, just made up a reason. These people must be crazy!
But there was nothing he could do. Who let him put this face here? His face was the best publicity.
From his youth to now, he has only changed from a boy to a young man, and he doesn't look old at all.
Some of his contemporaries even looked ten years older after having been tortured in the court for several years.
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Lin Mo shouted even louder after hearing this. He had not been seen all day. He had never come back so late before. Dad must have let himself go!
In this dynasty, concubines could be taken. Could it be that he was seduced by some woman?
She had to help her mother take good care of her father. If her father dared to betray his conscience, she would take her mother away from home when she grew up and find a better one for her mother!
(Minister Lin: You are such a filial daughter.)
Minister Lin heard a familiar voice coming from the room as soon as he approached it.
After returning, he went to see the other two children first. The other two children had already fallen asleep. It was his habit to come back every day to see the children.
But now this little one has settled down here with them.
"Ah~~~", this long sigh reflects his mood at the moment.
"Madam, I'm back. I had a lot of things to do today, so I came back late."
Madam Lin came up to him and asked him to take off his official hat, and then said: "You are finally back. Your daughter is almost dying of anxiety. She has been restless since it got dark, and she has been looking out the door when she was breastfeeding."
Hearing this, Minister Lin's heart suddenly warmed up.
Although the woman was noisy, she was still very considerate, and it was worth it for him to hold her and coax her every day.
"Mo'er, come, give me a hug, did you miss your dad today?" Minister Lin went over and hugged Lin Mo.
Lin Mo: Look at my sensitive nose! Smell whether there is the smell of other women's perfume on daddy! No, in this era, it should be called the smell of spices!
Lin Mo pushed her head everywhere, sometimes to Lin Shangshu's face, sometimes to his neck. The problem was that she was drooling while moving.
Lin Shangshu's face and neck were covered with saliva. It can be said that his face was washed by the saliva.
Mrs. Lin was almost laughing to death, "Mo'er likes you the most. She is not so enthusiastic about us."
Lin Mo: That's different. I don't have to worry about wild men when I treat my mother.
Hmm! Dad's body is clean and smells good. There is no smell of other women.
Lin Shangshu touched his face. To be honest, he has three children, and the first two children have never smeared saliva on his face. At most, they just spit a little saliva on his face.
He was used to this girl washing his face with saliva every day, so it was no wonder that people said he smelled like milk. How could he not smell like milk?
Minister Lin held Lin Mo in his arms and coaxed him to sleep while talking to Madam Lin about what happened today.
"I go to court smelling of milk every day. This is not okay. I am a grown man and I smell of milk every day. Although I have found an excuse, some people will not believe it."
Mrs. Lin's cheeks were already red from laughing. She wiped the tears from her eyes with spring light in her eyes. "What can I do? This child just loves to stick to you." Minister
Lin looked at his wife like this, and first pulled her over and kissed her very naturally. "Madam, please help me think of a solution. If this goes on, I will lose face."
At this moment, the little light bulb has fallen asleep. Whoever uses the Daddy Card Cradle knows it! Absolutely top-notch!
The friendship between the parents is about to break, and Lin Mo's saliva is already breaking.
Children drool a lot. Lin Mo sometimes doesn't know why he drools so much, but he just can't control it.
Mrs. Lin leaned on Minister Lin's arms and thought for a while, then said, "Why don't you get up and take a bath before leaving? Use more scented soap, so that the milky smell can be covered up."
Minister Lin hugged his wife helplessly, "How can I have time to take a bath every morning? This little ancestor starts to make a fuss every morning, and I have to set aside time to coax her. Every day when I go to court, I am always in a hurry, so how can I have time to take a bath?"
Unless she doesn't hold this little ancestor, but this is completely impossible.
Mrs. Lin looked at the helpless expression of her government and touched his face with a smile, "What can your daughter do? She can only bear it. Anyway, you have found an excuse and others can believe it or not."
The parents were affectionate at night, and Lin Mo farted at night.
"Puff puff puff puff~", after the two parents were intimate, they suddenly heard a thunderous sound, which scared them.
The main thing was that the bed was shaking.
Looking at the little person sleeping beside them, the Lin family couple:...
How can a person the size of a palm fart so loudly? This belly is full of farts.
Suddenly, Mrs. Lin remembered something very important.
"Is your medicine useful? Are you sure I won't get pregnant again in the future?"
This little one was conceived by accident. Originally, the two had decided not to have children, after all, they already had a son and a daughter.
But in the end, she still got pregnant. Now Minister Lin has shamelessly asked the Imperial Hospital for a medicine that can prevent pregnancy for men. It
is harmless to the body. After all, it was used by the emperor.
Some emperors don't want a concubine to get pregnant.
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In the past few months, Lin Mo couldn't see things clearly. It will take a few months for her to see things clearly.
She was really amazed when she saw her parents' appearance for the first time.
With such looks and such temperament, those modern stars are nothing!
Her parents are so good-looking that she can't imagine how good-looking she will be in the future. Her brother and sister are also very cute now. Their family has excellent genes!
"Why is this child grinning again? Is there something wrong with his brain?" Minister Lin pinched Lin Mo's face gently, and he was really worried.
Lin Mo spit a bubble of saliva and splashed it on Minister Lin's face: La la la, I will definitely be a big beauty in the future! It's really great!
Minister Lin: ...This kid did it on purpose, definitely on purpose.
The Lin family is having a great time, but the system is having trouble.
As a melon-eating system, its mission is to bind to hosts in various worlds and then eat melons to gain energy.
But now it has no idea which world to go to. As a new small system, the main system still values ââit more.
Following the main system, it has been to many worlds and met some companions. Those companions and their hosts are both amazing and ordinary. There are all kinds of people.
"See? You will be one of them in the future. You should learn from their strengths."
The main system taught the system leisurely. It has countless systems. After all, there are so many small worlds. Even if it has countless systems, it still feels that it is not enough.
"Have you chosen which world you want to go to? There are still some worlds without systems. You can go to those worlds without systems and take a look." There is no
room for two tigers in one mountain and two worlds. It is best not to put two systems in the same world, otherwise it will inexplicably create a competitive relationship.
At that time, these two systems will not be companions but opponents.
After all, this world cannot have two proud sons of heaven. Yes, generally, people who are bound to a system think they are proud sons of heaven. Many people have a feeling of being superior to others. In short, they are high above others.
There were two systems in one world before, and the result was quite tragic.
The host they were bound to forgot the original mission first, and the two fought to the death. In the end, the system was almost destroyed.
Maybe after that experience, the main system will generally not deploy two systems in one world. Danger is one thing, but it would be a pity if the mission could not be completed.
Xiaobai thought for a while, then said seriously: "Why don't you take me with you to do it first? Don't humans have interns? I can be an intern now, and I will start working officially after I am familiar with the work content."
Main system: ...
No, you have become a system, so why do you still have interns? Is it because you don't remember it clearly? It shouldn't be.
"I don't have any interns here, but your ability is indeed not enough now. Study more here. I believe you will be able to take the lead in the near future."
Xiaobai nodded doubtfully. I don't know why, he always feels that this matter is a bit empty.
And it wants to be the main system more and more, especially after seeing so many other companions in the world.
The companions are working hard, while the main system is just wandering around in every world. In comparison, the life in the main system is too leisurely.
A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. When can it replace the main system?
This idea is really getting stronger and stronger.
The main system now has a very strange feeling in its heart. It's hard to say what this feeling is, but it has never been there before.
Xiaobai is learning business skills here, and Lin Mo is making great changes every day.
"My sister can turn over! She actually farted at me!"
Lin Qi's childish voice was filled with a hint of disbelief. He came to see his sister happily today. He was going to see a cute and soft sister, but he didn't expect his sister to roll her eyes, turn over, and fart at him.
Is the baby's fart so smelly? It's so smelly!
Lin Qi's face wrinkled from the odor. Mrs. Lin covered her mouth and laughed, "It seems that you haven't come to see your sister for so many days, and your sister is angry."
Lin Qi has now started to go to school and has to study every day. This period of time is also the time for the teacher to test, so Lin Qi has not come to see Lin Mo in the past two days.
Lin Mo: Humph, if you don't care about me, I don't care about you!
Lin Ran frowned and fanned her hands, saying, "Mom, were our farts so smelly when we were little?"
She couldn't believe that her farts were so smelly when she was little.
Mrs. Lin: "Yes, all children are like this, but your sister is obviously teasing you."
This little elf must have become a spirit, and it's even more amazing after she can turn over.
Every day she makes the bed upside down and doesn't sleep at night. Now she doesn't dare to let her sleep during the day.
As long as she sleeps during the day, she will definitely be noisy for a long time at night.
"Ah!" Lin Mo tried hard to reach out and touch her brother and sister's face.
Wuwuwu! The chubby faces of her brother and sister look so good to touch, I must touch them!
It's a pity that her hands are too short, and her brother and sister can't understand what she means.
Lin Qi looked at the lively Lin Mo and thought that she wanted the gold lock on her neck, so she quickly took off the gold lock on her neck and put it on Lin Mo's neck.
Lin Mo: Oh my god! Is it so heavy?
She thought that this lock was just coated with a layer of gold on the outside, but it seems to be solid, and there are gems in the middle of the gold lock.
Lin Ran looked at his brother taking off the gold lock on his neck, and also took off the gold lock on his neck.
After a while, Lin Mo had two gold locks on his neck.
Touching the heavy gold lock, Lin Mo showed his toothless smile.
Hahahaha, great! Jian Shou is really great! She had never touched gold in her previous life, and she didn't expect to be able to touch a gold lock in this life.
But, she really couldn't control her baby instinct, so she stuffed the gold lock into her mouth after touching it.
Mrs. Lin picked out the food in her mouth skillfully, "You can't eat this, you put anything into your mouth."
"Hurry up and return your brother and sister's longevity lock. You have one too, so I'll give it to you when you grow up."
Lin Mo was still too young, and no one dared to let her wear anything on her hands, feet, or neck.
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The days passed one by one, and soon Lin Mo was half a year old.
In the past six months, she occupied her own bed for the first time.
Originally, Minister Lin planned to take her away after letting her live for two months, but who knew that this little bastard was not obedient at all.
At night, she would scream as soon as you touched her, and her screams were particularly miserable, as if you had done something to her.
After you stopped touching her, she would look at you with her innocent big eyes, and show you a toothless smile from time to time.
Later, there was really no other way, so they could only let Lin Mo sleep here.
In fact, it was not that Lin Mo was unwilling to sleep separately from his parents, but that he was used to it, and he felt more secure sleeping with his parents.
After such a period of testing, she found that her parents' bottom line could be infinitely lowered for her, and she also truly experienced what it felt like to have a father and a mother.
Look, when she was half a year old, she still got into trouble.
"Where is my official hat? Didn't I put it on the bed just now?"
Minister Lin was looking for his official hat everywhere. He put the hat on the bed when he was getting dressed just now. Where did the hat go?
Mrs. Lin got up to help him look for it. It is estimated that the two of them searched for a long time but couldn't find it.
Lin Mo lay in the quilt with innocent big eyes and watched his parents looking for things everywhere. It was so interesting to watch.
Suddenly, the couple looked at Lin Mo, and Lin Mo smiled at them with narrowed eyes.
Minister Lin walked over silently and lifted the quilt. He was wondering why the quilt was so bulging. It turned out that the hat was held in the arms of this little guy.
When did she steal the hat?
Minister Lin angrily slapped Lin Mo's butt twice, "You are so naughty at such a young age, right?"
He is not even a year old and he is already naughty. Who did this child learn from?
The two children before him were not so naughty.
Mrs. Lin pulled the hat out with force, and then helped Minister Lin put it on, "Alright, alright, hurry up, time is running out."
Minister Lin sighed helplessly. Since he had this little guy, time has been running out every day.
He no longer rides in a carriage, but rides a horse every day. He
is in a hurry every day, and others laugh at him for rushing like he is in an 800-mile rush.
Isn't this an 800-mile rush? If it were slower, the emperor would have to wait for him.
After sending her husband away, Mrs. Lin came back and looked at Lin Mo with an innocent expression, and couldn't help pinching her little butt.
"Look at you, you are so naughty at such a young age, and you even know how to hide your father's official hat. Didn't you notice that the quilt is so high?"
Lin Mo smiled and kept talking for a long time. No one knew what she was talking about except herself.
There is a new guest in the house today, and he will stay at their house after cleaning up.
"Hello, auntie, I am Ji Qianhua."
Little Ji Qianhua looks very mature and is very respectful to the elders.
Mrs. Lin was holding Lin Mo and looking at the little friend with a smile on her face. She liked good-looking people.
"No need to be polite. From now on, you should treat this as your home. There is a brother and two sisters in the family. You can play with them in the future."
Lin Mo tried to stick her head out to look at the new friend.
Well, she is indeed good-looking, but she is still not as good-looking as her brothers and sisters.
And why does she have such a stern face at such a young age? Why is the child so serious?
Lin Mo tried to stretch her head over, and Mrs. Lin thought she wanted Ji Qianhua to hold her.
"Mo'er, don't move. Your brother Ji is still young and can't hold you."
Lin Mo drank milk for the past six months and made himself plump. The weight of this child in his arms was really not light.
Ji Qianhua was also attracted by Lin Mo and couldn't help but touch Lin Mo's face with his hand.
Lin Mo cried out and bit it. Ji Qianhua: !!! My sister wants to bite me!
Lin Mo's gums have been itching recently. Although his father made him a teething stick, the wood has no taste after grinding it.
She especially misses modern teething biscuits now. Although she has never used them, she has seen other children use them.
It can be used for teeth grinding and eating, which is really convenient.
After being "bitten", Ji Qianhua really couldn't calm down, especially when he looked at his fingers full of saliva. He couldn't hold back his calm expression.
Ahhhh! What should I do with my hands full of saliva? Should I wipe it on my body?
But the clothes on my body are new!
Seeing Ji Qianhua's expression as if the sky was falling, Mrs. Lin couldn't help laughing. She took out her handkerchief to wipe Ji Qianhua's fingers and explained: "Little sister is about to grow teeth recently, so she likes to bite things. I hope I didn't hurt you."
How could a baby without teeth bite someone, but you must ask this question.
Ji Qianhua shook his head. Are all children like this?
Since Ji Qianhua was born, there have been seven children in the family.
Lin Qi dragged Ji Qianhua to study every day, or the two boys played childish games.
Lin Ran just sat aside and looked at them with disdain. She can now read some picture books by herself.
Lin Mo also learned to crawl slowly. In order to prevent her from bumping into things, carpets were laid wherever she was at home.
As long as she touched the ground, you couldn't catch her.
She was like a loach, very slippery and agile.
One day, Minister Lin was almost scared by this little thing when he came back from court.
He didn't know where the little thing came from, and it landed directly under his feet. Fortunately, he had good eyesight, otherwise it would have been a disaster if he stepped on it!
"Lin Moer!"
Minister Lin's heart was pounding with fear. This was not the first time that he had encountered such a dangerous situation.
Lin Mo raised his head and looked at his father with wide eyes, and stretched out his hand very happily.
Looking at the face that was very similar to his own, Minister Lin:...
Speaking of which, how come this little one looks so much like him? People who don't know would think that this is his own child.
Although it is indeed his own child, this child looks exactly like him, except that his facial features are shrunk and look a little childish.
However, looking at the snot on someone's face, Minister Lin felt even more uncomfortable.
This little thing is drooling and having a runny nose on his face every day, which really damages his image!
Some time ago, two colleagues came to his house. When they saw these things, Jianshou was like seeing a treasure. In the end, they played here and didn't want to go home.
Don't think he doesn't know what they are thinking! Humph!
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Looking at his father getting closer and closer, Lin Mo wanted to spit bubbles to act cute, but he lost control and spit out saliva.
Minister Lin, who was sprayed with saliva for no reason, said: "
Calm down, calm down. You are used to it, right?"
Minister Lin skillfully took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the saliva off his face. This skillful action made people feel distressed.
Lin Mo smiled with his big eyes. It was really not her fault. This child's body was really out of control.
"Look at you, you always spit at me, how come I've never seen you spit at your mother, you little guy still treat people differently, right? I think you deserve a beating!"
Minister Lin patted Lin Mo's butt lightly. Tsk, don't mention it, this little girl's butt feels really good, the flesh trembles three times when it is patted.
Feeling this absolutely good touch, Minister Lin couldn't help but play with it. Lin Mo: ...
Do adults like to play with babies' butts? In modern times, she often heard people say that children's butts are fun, but she never had the opportunity to play.
She also understood that although her father looked very serious, he was definitely not an old-fashioned person.
He was completely different at home and outside, and in front of them and in front of his mother.
Just when Minister Lin was having fun, Lin Mo's face suddenly changed.
It's over! I feel like pooping!
Looking at Lin Mo's suddenly wrinkled face, Minister Lin had a bad premonition in his heart.
The next second, feeling the wet touch in his hands, Minister Lin roared in despair, "Lin Moer! You pooped on me again!"
Mrs. Lin, who was playing with her children outside, didn't even raise her head when she heard the voice, and skillfully asked the servants to bring water in.
Ji Qianhua curiously poked his head in to take a look, but unfortunately he couldn't see anything.
Seeing him like this, Mrs. Lin smiled and explained, "Your little sister is more naughty and made your uncle angry again, but it's not a big deal."
There is no way, children can't control their own urination and defecation.
Whoever holds more will naturally receive more watering. As long as Minister Lin is at home, there is a little baby on his body. Except for solving personal problems, Lin Mo is always attached to him. When
Minister Lin is not around, Lin Mo is very considerate. After her mother holds her for a while, she will crawl down, fearing that her mother will be tired.
She is still somewhat aware of her current weight. She may not be heavy for her father. After all, her father is a big man of nearly 1.9 meters, and his hands and body are full of muscles.
Lin Mo doesn't understand it either. His father seems to be a civil servant, why is his body full of muscles? This piece and that piece are very hard, but it feels very comfortable to touch.
Her weight is nothing to her father, but it is heavy for her mother. How can a delicate and soft beauty like her mother suffer?
(Minister Lin: Oh, you are biased!)
Minister Lin kept saying while helping Lin Mo change clothes: "I know you can understand me, look how many times you have done this."
Lin Mo: "Bobo Bobo!"
Lin Mo spit saliva bubbles with a shameless smile. She also wanted to control herself, but the problem was that she couldn't.
When she was just born, she was quite shy about taking a bath and going to the toilet, but after a few months, she was completely able to accept it.
She is just a baby now, and it is normal for someone to help her take a bath, and they are all her biological parents and personal maids.
Minister Lin: "You're still spitting bubbles. How come you drool so much every day? The front of every piece of my clothes is all stained with your saliva."
Several of his clothes were ruined by this little girl. Sometimes the saliva marks on some fabrics can't be washed off at all.
So now he doesn't dare to use expensive fabrics for the clothes he wears at home. Occasionally, when he goes out for a walk with his colleagues, they think something happened in his family.
Minister Lin has a good family background and good looks. He comes from a noble family and is the only son in the family. It can be said that he has been living a life of luxury since he was a child.
After becoming an official, his status is even more different. Although the clothes he wears on weekdays are not too luxurious, they are definitely not bad.
But in the past few months, he has completely changed a batch of clothes, all of which are very ordinary fabrics.
There is no other way. Even if the family is rich, they cannot waste money like this. The more expensive the fabric, the harder it is to maintain. When the kid stops drooling, then change the clothes back.
It is hard to explain that others misunderstand that his family is in financial difficulty. Now his colleagues often invite him out for dinner every now and then, which makes him feel a little embarrassed.
The relationship between him and the officials in the court is not bad. Those who grew up together may be a little better, but they are not very close.
Minister Lin is still very grateful to those who invited him to dinner. Although his family is not really in decline, the thoughts of others are indeed there.
Children are quick to change. Lin Mo has changed more and more after he was half a year old.
She could also say one or two words, but her characteristics as a little devil became more and more obvious.
"Ha! Beat you!"
The first words she learned to say were not "Dad and Mom", but "Beat you".
When she said these two words, everyone was shocked, and they thought they had heard it wrong.
Mrs. Lin hit her husband in annoyance, "You always say beat her every day, and now, the first words she learned to say are beat you."
Every time Minister Lin educates Lin Mo, he always says "If you were not young, I would beat you. "
Minister Lin touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed. This child's learning ability is a little too strong.
"Dad, call dad", Minister Lin was still struggling with this matter when he went to bed at night. He held this little girl in his palm every day, why didn't she call dad first?
"Dad", he taught over and over again.
Lin Mo: "Eh!"
The Lin couple: ...
This little bastard did it on purpose, right? He must have done it on purpose!
Lin Mo did it on purpose. This was the only chance she had in her life to take advantage of him. She would never have the chance to turn against Tian Gang again.
Mrs. Lin tentatively called out, "Mom."
"Hey!" Lin Mo laughed even more happily.
The couple's fists hardened immediately. They were sure that this little bastard did it on purpose! He's not even a year old yet! He used all his little tricks to do bad things.
That night, Lin Mo cried miserably and her butt was beaten red, but she didn't regret it.
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Chapter 310 Childhood: Lin Moer, did you pull the table?
Lin Qi and Lin Ran were still young, so they lived in the two courtyards next door. Listening to the heart-wrenching cries coming from their parents' courtyard, the two siblings silently covered their heads with quilts.
Lin Ran: "Sister has made parents angry again. Was I like this when I was a child?"
Lin Qi and Ji Qianhua lived in the same courtyard. Now, the two of them are on good terms and are sleeping on the same bed.
Ji Qianhua looked outside curiously and asked worriedly, "I've lived here for so long, and I hear crying every now and then. Where is this crying coming from?"
Lin Qi covered his head with the quilt and said as if it was normal, "It must be my little sister who made my parents angry again. I'll get used to it."
I don't know how a little kid who is not even a year old can have such ability to make her parents so angry every day.
Ji Qianhua was silent for a few seconds and then said, "I remember that my sister Mo'er is not even a year old, right?"
Lin Qi: "What's wrong with being less than a year old? Do naughty people still look at age?"
Ji Qianhua: ... Indeed.
Lin Mo fell asleep with tears in his eyes, lying on his father's belly, tears still hanging on his eyelashes, his mouth still pouting pitifully.
Minister Lin patted Lin Mo's back gently and whispered: "Who do you think this little girl looks like? Neither of us has such a temper."
Mrs. Lin yawned and said tiredly: "Anyway, it's not like me. I think it looks like you."
Minister Lin:...How can it look like me? I wasn't like this when I was a child.
Anyway, he now knows that all the bad things about the little girl are like him.
After this incident that night, Lin Mo slowly "learned" to speak.
"Brother Ji Ji, eat," Lin Mo grabbed a handful of yellow stuff and was about to stuff it into Ji Qianhua's mouth.
Ji Qianhua's expression was distorted with fear. He just saw the little girl take out such a thing from behind her butt.
Lin Mo didn't understand why he had to dodge. This was the candy that her brother brought back for her from school. Although it was a bit sticky, it was really delicious, fragrant and sweet.
If she hadn't seen him playing with her here for a whole day, she wouldn't have been willing to give him the candy.
She could only eat three pieces a day, and this bag was almost finished.
"Eat!" You don't want to eat it, right? But she insisted that he eat it!
Ji Qianhua was sat on the ground by Lin Mo, and he stuffed the thing in his hand into his mouth with all his strength.
Lin Ran saw this horrible scene as soon as she came over. She widened her eyes and hurried to find Mrs. Lin.
When Madam Lin hurried over, Ji Qianhua was sitting on the ground with a yellow and sticky face, and Lin Mo was not much better. The two of them sat in a row and stuffed the yellow stuff into their mouths!
"What are you two doing here!" Is this thing edible?
Ji Qianhua was indeed struggling not to eat it not long ago, but after tasting it, he found that he was wrong.
He also saw the small bag that Lin Mo hung behind him, and this was not what he thought.
Madam Lin rushed over and picked them up, and she didn't care whether it was dirty or not.
Ji Qianhua saw her like this and knew that she was wrong, so she quickly explained: "Aunt, my sister and I are eating candy, but this candy has melted."
Eating candy? What kind of candy is like this?
Lin Mo took out another piece of candy from the back, and this candy melted even more disgustingly.
Originally, this candy was sticky, and now she was carrying it on her body, so her body temperature melted the candy. When she took it out, it was just a sticky mass.
"Mom, sister, eat!"
The mother and daughter of the Lin family looked at this candy that made people unable to eat it, and the expressions on their faces were particularly complicated.
They really couldn't eat it, but they really couldn't bear to refuse when Lin Mo looked at them with his big eyes.
Then, Mrs. Lin said, "Mom doesn't like to eat this candy, you put it away and give it to your father, your father likes to eat this."
At this moment, Minister Lin, who was handling official business, suddenly felt a chill on his back.
Lin Mo looked at his mother suspiciously. His mother loved sweet things the most, and she loved all kinds of cakes.
His father also liked sweet things, but he always ate them secretly, probably because he thought eating sweets would damage his dignity.
It can be said that their whole family likes sweet things.
But since his mother said to save it for his father, then let's save it.
The misunderstanding was finally resolved, but it did scare Mrs. Lin a lot.
This kind of thing only needs to happen once, but don't let it happen a second time. She can't stand such stimulation.
That night, Minister Lin came back and looked at the yellow thing on the table that he couldn't tell what it was, and fell into deep thought.
"Lin Moer! Did you poop on the table?"
Lin Mo, who was rolling on the bed: ? ? ? When did I poop? I've already had a bowel movement today.
Mrs. Lin came over after taking a bath and said with a smile while twisting her hair: "What are you thinking about? This is the candy your daughter left for you."
Hearing that it was candy, Minister Lin was obviously relieved. It was not just pooping on the table.
But he was also a little relieved in his heart. This little bastard has grown up and actually left food for him.
Although this look is a bit unsightly, it is still the intention of his little daughter.
After a lot of psychological preparation, Minister Lin held his breath, closed his eyes and stuffed the candy into his mouth.
Although this look is not very good, it still tastes good.
Mrs. Lin laughed so happily. It was fun to trick her husband every day. Why didn't she find this thing so fun before?
Days passed one by one, and Lin Mo soon turned one year old. The first
birthday celebration is a big one, and the couple of the Lin family started preparing for it very early.
Officials from noble families and court officials who have good relations with the Lin family will also come.
"You don't know how much Lin Huan's little daughter looks like him. They look exactly like him!"
"Really? I can't imagine what he would look like as a girl. Although he is good-looking, it's not right for a girl to look like him."
"Why not? He is handsome and androgynous. I don't admire him in other aspects but I really admire him in this aspect. Anyway, his little daughter looks exactly like him. You can't imagine him drooling, right? Last time I went to play with his daughter, she smiled at me and drooled with her face that looked exactly like Lin Huan. You have no idea how happy I felt."
"Wow! You didn't even tell me such a good thing. I must go to the first birthday party this time. I want to see how much the father and daughter look alike."
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the Zhouzhou ceremony Lin Mo Zhouxi was indeed very lively that day. The Lin family had a high status, and many families who had had relationships with Lin Taigong before came.
"Oh, your parents didn't come back this year. It seems that they only came back when the three children were born. Is it so fun outside?"
Minister Lin was asked by an elder. To be honest, he really didn't know how to answer this question.
His parents and his father-in-law and mother-in-law retired not long after he and his wife got married.
After retiring, they were unwilling to stay in the capital. They said they wanted to travel around the world and write a travelogue. Every three months, they would have a letter back. Apart from that, he knew nothing.
When he was young, Grandpa Lin was a very interesting person. He often disliked Minister Lin for being old-fashioned before, but when his son got on the road, he immediately patted his butt and left.
Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. It is up to them to decide what path they will take. As an old man, I don't care. Anyway, I have a network of contacts left. When I encounter difficulties, my old friends will help me. There is nothing to worry about.
The old man is really open-minded. My mother-in-law and father-in-law were not like this at first, but they changed after getting to know each other more.
Now they often say that there is no point in being trapped in the capital. When they are old and can't play anymore, they will naturally come back.
Writing a travel book is now the old man's lifelong wish. If something happens on the road, it is what he wants. There is nothing to regret.
Although Minister Lin disagreed before, he gradually came to terms with it. The most important thing is for the elders to be happy. What he can do is to make the elders worry-free.
"Uncle, I don't know much about my parents, but they have gone to the Yanbian Sea now. Last time, they sent back a lot of special products."
In addition to a letter every three months, there is also a large package. In the past two years, I heard that some hermit master was learning martial arts. Why is he
still learning martial arts at this age? Aren't you afraid that his old arms and legs will get hurt?
The old man's face fell when he heard this.
"They went out to play and forgot about us old friends in Beijing. How could that be possible?"
Lin Mo was lying in her father's arms and was very happy to hear this. She had no impression of her grandparents. When she was born, she heard some sounds, but her eyes were not clear. After hearing
this, her grandparents were quite open-minded.
"Come on, let's not talk about them. Show me your little daughter. People say that your little daughter looks like you. I want to see how much they look like you."
Lin Mo didn't know who grabbed her again, and then a bunch of hands were touching her face.
It was really uncomfortable for a child to be touched like this. Lin Mo struggled for a while and found that she couldn't get away, so she decided to use a big move.
"Puff puff puff!"
After a while, everyone was sprayed with saliva.
"Oh my! Why is this kid spitting everywhere!"
"My face and my clothes! This is the first time in my life that I've been bullied by a kid like this."
"Hahahaha, Lin Huan, your daughter looks exactly like you but has a different temper. It's quite interesting."
Minister Lin: ...
So you spit on my face every day just for today, and before that it was just for practice?
After this incident, everyone didn't dare to get close to Lin Mo, especially those gentle, virtuous, dignified and generous ladies. They all put on makeup and dressed up, and they would be in a terrible situation if they were spit on.
Mrs. Lin took a handkerchief and helped wipe the saliva while educating Lin Mo: "You said you like to spit normally, so why did you spit at others today?"
Lin Mo: "Bad!"
They are bad! So many people touched her face, can anyone touch her face casually?
The couple understood Lin Mo's meaning at once. They really didn't want so many people to get close to Lin Mo. After all, children get sick easily, and some adults are greedy for wine and sex and don't pay attention to cleanliness. It is most likely that children will get sick when they get close to them.
"Madam, please take Mo'er to your place." There are many men here, and Minister Lin is really worried.
He didn't react just now, mainly because he didn't expect that someone with such a mean hand would snatch the child from someone else's arms.
Madam Lin nodded and took Lin Mo away. Lying on her mother's shoulder, Lin Mo even made a face at his father.
Minister Lin almost couldn't help laughing. This is really a little devil.
Lin Qi and Lin Ran were also very popular. First of all, people even wanted to arrange a marriage for their children, but they were all fooled by the Lin couple.
If you arrange a marriage for your children, no one knows what your children will be like, and who knows if your children will have a promising future.
They don't want to push their children into the fire pit. If they arrange a girl with the other party, what if the girl is not well educated when she grows up.
What if they arrange a boy with the other party, what if the boy is addicted to alcohol and sex and becomes a fool when he grows up.
The couple's behavior did offend many people, but those people only dared to curse them secretly in their hearts.
Things change. The Lin family has been prosperous for so long, and they don't believe that the Lin family can continue to be prosperous!
(Lin Mo: Hehehe, you are right.)
Ji Qianhua is also the object of flattery by many people. He is the only son of the King of Zhennan. Although he is adopted, he is also the only descendant. His status is not ordinary.
Therefore, many ladies let their daughters or granddaughters surround Ji Qianhua.
"Brother, I have never seen you before. Have you just come to the capital recently?" A cute little girl was pushed by her mother to interact with Ji Qianhua.
Ji Qianhua looked at the little girl, turned around and ran to hide behind Lin Ran.
He didn't like playing with these people.
Lin Ran: "Brother Ji, don't hide, someone is talking to you."
Ji Qianhua shook his head with a cold face: "I don't want to talk to him. My father said that if you meet such people, you should ignore them. They have bad intentions."
The smile on the face of the lady who pushed her daughter over froze for a moment.
The King of Zhennan could indeed say such words. He was the only king of a different surname and he was highly valued by the emperor. Even if they were angry in their hearts, they could not do anything to him.
Lin Mo sat in her mother's arms and smiled at her brother and sister who were so popular.
Well, theirs was the best-looking among this group of children, not bad!
Soon it was time for the "Zhuazhou" ceremony. There were many things placed on the red cloth. The closest to her was a book, followed by chess pieces, and then there were threads for embroidery. Anyway, there were all kinds of meanings.
"Mo'er, go get that book," Minister Lin asked Lin Mo to get the book.
Lin Mo crawled forward without even listening. Someone dropped a handful of melon seeds on the ground. She grabbed the seeds and stuffed them into her mouth, which scared everyone.
"Hey, hey, hey! You can't eat this! Hurry up and take the melon seeds out of her mouth!"
Minister Lin rushed over, pried open Lin Mo's mouth with practiced movements and took out the melon seeds.
Lin Mo: I don't choose anything, I choose food. If I choose books, I have to study. If I choose other things, I have to learn other things. I'm here to show off!
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This day was lively but also scary.
Previously, a family in the capital city was not careful when their child was doing the Zhouli ceremony, and something happened to the child. What was originally a happy event turned into a funeral.
Lin Mo was taught a lesson again in the evening.
When Lin Mo could walk, the house became even more lively. "Brother Ji Ji, you snatched my food again! You are shameless!"
Ji Qianhua ran in front and said, "What do you mean I snatched your food again? It's obvious that you eat too much, okay."
Eat every day, I have never seen a child who loves to eat so much.
Lin Mo realized that he couldn't catch up after a while, and then ran to the kitchen first.
The mountain people have their own ingenuity. She also hid snacks in the corner of the kitchen.
After taking out the snacks, she mixed with the maids and servants in the kitchen.
Sitting with these maids and servants, she opened up a new world for herself.
Wang Mazi at the door was Xu Ji's helper, but she mixed with the boss's wife. Now Boss Xu's little son is not his at all, but Wang Mazi's. The pockmarks on the child's face are exactly the same as Wang Mazi's.
Boss Xu is still deceiving himself now, mainly because he spent a lot of effort to marry his wife, who is young and beautiful, and he can't bear to let her go.
Lin Mo listened so seriously. Sure enough, gossip is the most enjoyable thing. The ancients were not old-fashioned.
At first, Lin Mo only dared to hide in a corner and listen secretly, but later she slowly mixed in the middle.
Among the group of maids and servants, there was a small figure that was particularly eye-catching.
After Ji Qianhua found out that Lin Mo was missing, he came here to look for her with ease.
The Lin family members couldn't understand why their little girl was so different from other children.
Her little girl liked to hang out with the maids and servants every day, and especially liked to listen to their chats.
What's so good about that?
(Lin Mo: You don't understand! What I listen to is the essence!)
After she turned one year old, Lin Mo had her own little bed next to her parents' bed, but she didn't want to sleep there. Every time, Minister Lin would secretly take her over after she fell asleep.
The thing that satisfied the couple the most was that the little girl would never fall asleep and her sleep quality was very good.
"Brother Huan, when are you going to start teaching Moer? She's almost two years old now, and we should make plans. You see, she plays here and there every day, and makes the house turn upside down every day. It's time to take care of her."
The previous two children had never been like this before. This little one is really too energetic.
Minister Lin sighed and said distressedly: "I've thought about it a long time ago. At the beginning, I deliberately guided her to learn characters. She learned very quickly, but after learning, she couldn't sit still at all."
It's understandable that a child is a little lively, but they have never seen such a lively one.
Thinking of this, the couple sighed at the same time. It's harder to raise a child than the previous two.
Lin Mo was bored of playing at home, and she wanted to run away, mainly because she wanted to see who Boss Xu and Wang Mazi were, especially what the boss's wife looked like.
She was really curious to death listening to the gossip about the Xu family in the kitchen every day, as if it were a TV series. One day
, when a guest came and her mother had no time to take care of her, she avoided the maid and went out through a small door.
The servant at the door saw her and quickly sent someone to follow her and report in.
They couldn't control this little ancestor at home, so they could only report to the master and the lady when something happened.
A baby who was almost two years old but couldn't even walk steadily actually walked to Xu's. Although the distance was not far, it was far enough for a child.
To be honest, her luck today was pretty good. She actually saw the proprietress of Xu Ji. Boss Xu was sitting behind the counter and seemed to be doing some accounts.
On the surface, the proprietress and Wang Mazi were very well behaved, but from her angle, she could see that the proprietress's feet were not honest.
Being short also has its advantages. If you grow shorter in the future, you can eat melons that others can't eat!
The servant who followed was afraid that something would happen to this little ancestor, so he had to keep eight eyes on him.
Lin Mo walked to the door of the house and stared at the two people with two big eyes.
Wang Mazi and the proprietress who were flirting in the dark: ... Where did this child come from.
"Go away, go away, what is the child doing here? Where are the adults? Of course you don't know how to take care of it."
Lin Mo was chased away but didn't get angry. Instead, he smiled and ran away.
She went back home the same way. The boss lady was still charming.
She had just seen the look in Boss Xu's eyes, and she guessed that Boss Xu also knew what they were doing.
The green hat was firmly worn. She thought with her little head that from the look in Boss Xu's eyes, it seemed that he really liked the boss lady, and he didn't chase Wang Mazi away, probably for the boss lady.
If Wang Mazi was chased away, what if the boss lady followed him? But the boss lady's vision was not very good. Boss Xu looked upright, although he was not handsome, he was not bad, right? This Wang Mazi looked like a monkey. Do beautiful women like to hunt for novelties?
Lin Mo thought as she went home, but what was waiting for her at home was Xiao Zhutiao.
"You dare to sneak out of the house at such a young age! I will teach you a lesson today!"
"Run! If you run again, Lin Moer, stop right there!"
Mrs. Lin chased Lin Mo with a small bamboo stick. Lin Mo's two short legs were running very fast.
Just kidding, it hurts when that thing hits the butt. If you don't run faster, you will suffer.
But the fact is that you have to suffer in the morning. When Minister Lin came back in the evening, she was controlled and made to lie on her father's knees to be taught a lesson.
It was impossible to use heavy hands. Lin Mo touched her butt. Well, it was okay, just a little numb.
Minister Lin saw her action and asked, "Does it hurt?"
Lin Mo replied subconsciously, "No."
After she answered, she realized something was wrong. She should have cried out in pain.
"It doesn't hurt! If it doesn't hurt, I won't remember it! Just continue!"
This time, she was beaten again. Lin Mo learned her lesson. She cried miserably. No matter what happens in the future, she has to cry first, even if it's fake crying, or she will be beaten again.
The Lin brothers and sisters and Ji Qianhua have already gotten used to this. This girl only remembers to eat and not to be beaten. She will definitely continue to cause trouble next time.
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After being beaten, everyone thought that Lin Mo would learn his lesson this time, but it turned out that this was just the beginning.
Later, Lin Mo completely let himself go, and Minister Lin also clearly knew that the daughter in his dream was ultimately just a dream, and reality was always cruel.
"Lin Moer! I told you not to sit on my neck all the time, can't you find another place to sit?"
Minister Lin pulled Lin Mo off his neck for the umpteenth time. He was clearly on his stomach before going to sleep, but now he feels like he is being strangled every morning when he wakes up.
He is over two years old, but he still sleeps with his parents every day. The two older ones sleep alone at this time.
Lin Mo yawned and crawled into her mother's arms, "Daddy is stingy."
What she likes most now is her mother's sweet and soft embrace. She used to like to sleep on her father's belly, but later she liked to sleep in her mother's arms.
But every time she was pulled out, it was obvious that her father was jealous.
Mrs. Lin hugged her daughter and glared at her husband unhappily: "She is so young and doesn't know anything. Don't be so fierce to her all the time. Wait until the child is older."
After hearing this, Minister Lin put on his clothes in depression. Is this a problem of age? This is obviously what this little bastard did on purpose!
She can obviously hear and understand what they say clearly, but every time she pretends not to understand and pretends to be pitiful.
"Madam, don't be fooled by her. This little girl is very smart. She fooled Qianhua. Although she is young, she is very cunning."
Lin Mo got out of her mother's arms and made a face at Minister Lin.
How could she be cunning? She just asked Brother Jiji to help her get something to eat from the kitchen.
Who told them not to let her go to the kitchen, so he had to find someone to help.
Her brothers and sisters didn't allow her to eat too much, and Brother Jiji was easily fooled, so she could only ask Brother Jiji.
Madam Lin naturally knew what her husband meant, but looking at this little girl's face that looked exactly like her husband, she really couldn't get angry.
It is really fun to watch these two people, one big and one small, quarreling. The younger one can't even speak clearly, and the older one is so angry that he can't speak.
I don't know how they quarreled, but they quarreled several times a day.
Lin Mo's life was comfortable, but those two losers were not so comfortable.
Wei Zhengan was beaten again because of his peculiar clothes.
"Wow wow wow wow~, why can't red be matched with green, these two colors look so good, why did you beat me!"
Wei Zhengan kept rolling on the ground. The red robe and green trousers were particularly conspicuous on him, and his boots were white.
If he walked out in this outfit, he would definitely be the most handsome guy on the street!
Father Wei was so angry that his head was shaking: "There is nothing wrong with these two colors, but there is a problem with you wearing it like this!"
"If you wear this out, I will lose face!"
He and his wife are not like this, how could they give birth to such a beautiful and abnormal son.
Fortunately, this bastard gave birth to a face that is still good to look at, otherwise he would be in trouble every day, and he would be really finished.
"Anyway, I'm saying this, if you want to go out, change your clothes for me, otherwise don't go out!"
Wei Zhengan: "I won't! I will defend my clothes to the death!"
But there is something wrong with these people, he is right!
Mrs. Wei sighed helplessly when she saw her son like this. Since her son learned to dress and eat, she hasn't brought her son back to her parents' home for a long time.
There was no way,
she really couldn't afford to lose face! There were many children in her family, all of them were beautiful and dressed in lovely clothes. If she took this thing out, she would lose face!
Others wore lovely clothes, but this thing looked weird.
When she was still a maiden, her dress was the most outstanding among the ladies in the capital.
As a result, she gave birth to a son like this. She couldn't imagine how her enemies would laugh at her if she took this thing out.
When she got married, everyone envied her for marrying well. Her husband had a promising future and there were no other concubines in the mansion. Moreover, her husband doted on her all the time. Everything went smoothly when she got pregnant and had a child.
But she didn't expect that the setback would come after she gave birth to a child, and it was not an ordinary setback.
Looking at her son who was still confronting his father, Mrs. Wei said helplessly: "How about this, An'er, change your pants and shoes. You can wear this red dress. You have to listen to your mother about the pants and shoes, okay?"
If he doesn't want to change all of them, then change half of them. It's better than being so unpleasant.
Wei Zhengan: "Okay!"
A quarter of an hour later, looking at this bright young boy in red, the couple finally smiled with satisfaction.
But the next second, Wei Zhengan took out a green hat from somewhere and put it on his head.
The smiles on the couple's faces froze immediately. Where did this hat come from? Why didn't they remember that this bastard had such a hat.
After Wei Zhengan put on the hat, he happily took out the mirror and began to admire it.
"Mom and Dad, my hat looks good, right? Qin Zheng and I bought it together outside a few days ago. But he bought a light-colored one, not as bright as mine. I think I have good taste!"
Looking at the green head that was still shining, the couple closed their eyes in despair.
Oh my God! Can you come and save them!
Other people's children know to buy light-colored ones, but their children bought such a bright color. When they go out, they can recognize people at a glance.
Mrs. Wei: "Oh, you are not allowed to wear a hat, otherwise you can't go out!"
Wei Zhengan said disappointedly: "Ah~, okay, then I will wear it when I come back."
This argument really exhausted the couple. Other people are concerned about their children's education, and they are concerned about their children's clothing.
There is nothing they can do! We can talk about the education issue later, but you have to correct him about the dress aesthetic issue!
He can't keep wearing such colorful clothes when he grows up, because then, let alone finding a wife, there won't even be anyone who wants to play with him.
Qin Zheng was also changing into new clothes, but each of his clothes was particularly suitable for his temperament.
The little boy was delicate and beautiful, but he was a bit stupid, which really worried the Qin couple.
Their child was good at studying, but he was too naive.
Maybe all the IQ of his previous life was supplemented in this life, and his EQ was still blank.
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The parents of both sides did not understand why these two children could play so well together.
Obviously, the two children have very different temperaments and personalities, but somehow they played so well together.
Originally, the parents of both sides wanted the other's children to take care of their own children. One wanted their children to be smarter, and the other wanted their children to have a more normal aesthetic taste. However, they both failed. The
stupid one is still stupid, and the one with abnormal aesthetic taste is still abnormal. The two even started to praise each other, and both of them felt that they were very smart and had normal aesthetic taste.
Look, the two of them made an appointment to go out and play again.
"Wow! Brother Zhengan, you look so eye-catching today! Really beautiful!"
Qin Zheng's eyes sparkled, and he couldn't help but blurt out his compliments.
Wei Zhengan was so proud of being praised, "Yeah, I said this dress is beautiful. I also have a pair of green pants and a pair of white boots. I wanted to wear them together, but my parents wouldn't let me."
Qin Zheng: "It should look good if you wear them together. The butterfly dress you wore last time was also super beautiful. I could see you in the crowd at a glance."
Last time, Wei Zhengan took the fabric used to make his mother's clothes and asked someone to make him a dress with beautiful butterflies on it.
At that time, Wei Zhengan really became the most handsome guy on the street. No matter where he went, he was extremely eye-catching and his rate of turning back was very high.
The two children were not very old and played on the street every day.
There were other people who came to play with them and formed gangs. They joined them, but later they found that they were not the same kind of people and separated.
Those people always bullied the children of poor families and did some disgusting things. They beat up those rich kids and ran away, and then the two of them were isolated.
But they didn't feel that they were isolated. The two of them were in the stage of learning to read and learned a word called "independence from the world".
They felt that they were independent from the world and were true gentlemen!
Lin Mo was making trouble at home, and these two were making trouble outside every day. As for the system, it was doing internship.
Because of its strong requirements, the main system had no choice but to arrange an internship for it.
It is now helping a system, which seems to be called the Silly and Sweet System, and is bound to a boy.
The system is very serious about learning from the Silly and Sweet System.
Silly and innocent system: "What if you disagree with the person you are pursuing? You answer, melon-eating system!"
The system answered excitedly: "The other party is right! Obey unconditionally!"
Silly and innocent system: "Smart! You learn very quickly!"
"What if you do something wrong? You answer, melon-eating system!"
The system answered excitedly: "Apologize immediately! Then look at the other party with pitiful eyes and play to your absolute advantage!"
Silly and innocent system: "Not bad! You are about to become a master! Don't forget what I taught you before when you perform tasks in the future."
The system was also very moved. Its master was so good that he gave it everything without keeping anything to himself.
The main system watching at the side:... Why do I always feel that something is wrong?
Handing a melon-eating system to a naive system, don't you find something wrong?
The main reason is that no other system is willing to lead a novice, so they can only find a gullible one to help lead people.
The general system is very smart, especially after experiencing many worlds one after another, they are all mastered, only the naive system has remained the same for many years.
After all, every world that the naive system goes to is a pampering world, either bound to a naive male protagonist or a naive female protagonist. Two naive systems together are twice as naive, and there is no sadistic plot.
So after so many years, the naive system is still so stupid and so naive.
"Okay, I've already given you the internship you wanted, so when do you plan to officially start working?"
No system has ever required an internship before starting work.
System: "But I still want to continue playing, and I don't know which world I'm suitable for, main system, how about I follow you to other worlds to take a look."
Main system:... What do you want to do now? You've already been satisfied.
"Watermelon-eating system! Please remember your responsibilities! You have to work. If you don't work, where will you get the energy to maintain your vitality? You can't just eat my food for free. Do you feel ashamed to eat my food for free these years?"
Other systems earn energy for him, but this watermelon-eating system has never earned a single bit of energy since it became a system, and it eats too much every day!
System: "Why are you sorry? There is a saying among human beings that if you want a horse to run fast, you must first let it eat enough grass
. I am not familiar with this business yet. If I just take up the job casually, what if I make a mistake?" To be honest, it thinks its current life is not bad. It follows the main system and eats his food and uses his things. Hehehe, it can also watch other systems being trained. It's so cool!
Feeling the emotions in the system's heart, the main system regretted it for the umpteenth time.
Why did he think that this thing had good qualifications at the beginning? How good is it! It
doesn't want to work, eats a lot, and wanders around! And it always talks about whether it can become the main system.
Yes, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. Then you must first be a soldier. No matter how lazy you are, you can never be a general!
If other systems said such words, they would have been wiped out by him long ago. No system dared to replace him, and they always said such words in his ears.
He asked himself if he had been kind enough to this little bastard. He gave it time to get familiar with the business, arranged internships for it, and gave it energy for free. In human terms, he raised it like a son.
"Okay! I'll give you some more time! You'd better master the business for me, otherwise I'll see how I deal with you!"
Maybe other systems became systems because they were unwilling to reincarnate after death, and he took this guy in on his own initiative, so he still has some feelings for this guy.
In human terms, this is his confidant, and it doesn't matter if he treats his confidant specially, right?
System: Hehehe, it can have a few more years to mess around.
Since it doesn't have to work, it will go play with the silly and innocent system. The world of the silly and innocent system is really interesting. It has to continue to learn and improve its business capabilities. It is serious!
(Um, do you remember that you are called the melon-eating system? You are improving your business and your ability to eat melons.)
Chapter 315 Childhood: We are all babies
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Chapter 315 Childhood: We are all babies
The three of them are united and everyone has a bright future, but Lin Mo's future is a little different.
"Lin Moer! Where did you hide my boots again!"
I don't know how many times this has happened. The first thing Minister Lin does every day when he gets up is to look for shoes. He has to find his official boots every day.
Lin Mo hid under the table and sat with her knees hugged. He had tried it before. This table is relatively large. If she hides in the innermost part, her father's hands are not that long and he can't catch her.
Mrs. Lin took out a pair of new shoes from the cabinet, "Okay, don't delay. I'll help you find it later. You should go out first or you will be late again."
Every morning is a mess. I don't know how to describe this life.
She almost forgot what the previous days were like.
It seems that every morning when they woke up, the couple would be affectionate and affectionate.
Minister Lin didn't have to rush out every day. No matter what, there was enough time. After getting up, Mrs. Lin could drink tea, embroider flowers, play with the two children, and go out to visit others.
What a peaceful and harmonious life, but it's a pity that this memory can only exist in my mind.
Minister Lin looked at the little shadow under the table and snorted. He hugged Mrs. Lin and kissed her and said, "Madam, I must take good care of her when I come back. This child is too naughty. I have never seen such a naughty one."
Mrs. Lin glanced at him with a reproachful look, "Don't do anything, the child is still here."
At this moment, Lin Mo, who was sitting under the table: !!! My parents did something! I have to come out and take a look!
She quickly crawled out from under the table, and opened her eyes with curiosity to appreciate how her parents acted. As a result, she was picked up the second she looked up.
Minister Lin patted her little butt, "I caught you, you wait for me tonight, don't bother your mother, or I will deal with you when I come back." Lin
Mo wiped her father's face with her black claws.
Mrs. Lin: ...
You stingy guy, you acted as soon as you were threatened.
Minister Lin didn't realize that there was a black claw mark on his face. Now it was really too late, so he put on his shoes and left.
Mrs. Lin: "Hey! Wait!"
Minister Lin thought that his wife was reluctant to leave him, and turned his head while walking and said: "Madam, don't be reluctant, I will be back in the evening."
Looking at her husband's hurried back, Mrs. Lin:... I am not reluctant to leave you, it's your face that is dirty!
Lin Mo laughed out her millet teeth, "Hehehe."
Mrs. Lin patted her butt unhappily, "Wait for your father to come back tonight to deal with you, you are so naughty at such a young age, your brothers and sisters are not so naughty."
The first two children have very stable personalities, and they don't need to worry about them at all.
Originally, they wanted the little daughter to be more lively, but they didn't expect that she was too lively.
Lin Mo: "Sleep with your brothers and sisters tonight, not with your father."
Oh, you are quite smart, but have you forgotten that your brothers and sisters also listen to your father.
Lin Mo did sneak into his sister's room at night. Lin Ran looked at his sister rolling on his bed with a helpless look on his face.
"Mo'er, you are not allowed to go to bed without taking a shower. Look at you, you have made the bed dirty."
Lin Mo took a deep breath of his sister's fragrant quilt, with an intoxicated look on his face.
Fortunately, she is cute and young, otherwise this expression is really obscene.
"Sister, I will sleep with you tonight."
Lin Ran nodded unconsciously while reading a book, "Okay."
Anyway, his little sister would come over every few days. In the past, she would go to her brother's place to grab the bed, but since she was pressed by her brother to recite, she never went there again.
Lin Mo really loves his brother and sister. The two are still children now, chubby and with milk fat, super cute.
It is so comfortable to sleep while being held in the arms of her brother. Her brother is like a little stove, and her sister is so sweet and soft. She is so adorable. It
would be nice if her brother didn't force her to study, but no matter what, she still has to fight for the bed with her brother in winter.
Because her parents like to sleep in their arms in winter, it is very uncomfortable for her to be sandwiched in the middle, but if she is not sandwiched in the middle, she will sleep alone on one side.
There were many times when she woke up in the corner of the bed, even though she was sleeping in the middle before she fell asleep.
"Hurry up and take a shower, I have to ask someone to change the bedding, you are so dirty that you have soiled the bed."
Lin Ran is a girl who loves cleanliness, so she doesn't understand why her little sister is so dirty every day.
The friends she played with were also very clean every day. At most, they would sweat a little but would never get dirty. Even the boys were never like this.
Lin Mo smiled and skillfully opened her sister's closet, and then took out the clothes she liked.
What belongs to her sister is hers, she can wear whatever she wants!
Lin Ran:...Can you be a little more self-aware of your height and figure? Is it really comfortable to sleep wearing clothes like an opera singer?
Although Lin Ran is only five or six years old, she is tall. Lin Mo is just over three years old and is a chubby ball. They are obviously sisters, but the height difference is a bit big.
I thought I could get away with it today, but after dark, Lin Mo was carried away by her father.
"Sister! Save me!"
Lin Ran sighed as he sat on the bed, "I can't save you. You have to bear the consequences of your own actions."
That night, Lin Mo was spanked again.
Maybe it was because he had lived here for several years, or maybe it was because of his physical age, Lin Mo's actions and thinking became more and more like a child.
There are shadows of his previous life, but he is more unbridled and reckless than his previous life.
If he got into trouble, he would go to his brother and sister Ji Qianhua first, and if he couldn't solve the problem, he would go to his parents. He is not like the Lin Mo in his previous life at all.
Although Lin Mo in his previous life looked carefree, he was worried about a lot of things and cared about a lot of things, so he would never dare to get into trouble outside.
In this life, you should live fearlessly and happily, as long as you don't cross the bottom line.
For three consecutive days, Lin Mo was locked in the study to study.
At her age, she should have been enlightened, but Lin Mo really didn't want to study, especially these classical Chinese texts.
Other children studying every day became a means of punishment for her. If she didn't obey, she would be locked in the study to study. Although the method was good, it was very useful, and Lin Mo learned a lot.
"Brother, can I sleep with you in winter?"
Lin Qi: "No, you are a woman and I am a man, and men and women should not be intimate with each other."
Lin Mo: "I'm just a little baby, I haven't grown up yet, and you are also a big baby, you haven't grown up yet."