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Chapter 6 Others learn to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but you have been listening to gossip since you were a child with a pony on your back
Chapter 6 Others learn music, chess, calligraphy and painting,
but you have been listening to gossip with a pony on your back since you were a child This is really embarrassing. Lin Mo touched his nose and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Dad, are you okay? I really didn't mean to scare you. It's not that I couldn't sleep last night and was afraid that I would be late for work the next day, so I thought of laying on the ground at your door."
Everyone: ... What kind of brain circuit is this? What does being late for work have to do with laying on the ground at the door?
Seeing everyone's puzzled faces, Lin Mo explained awkwardly, "I just thought that when my father got up in the morning, he could wake me up and take me away. Isn't this the best of both worlds? Look, I've even changed into my court clothes."
Minister Lin touched his chest and his eyes turned black when he heard this. "Nonsense! How can a girl like you do such a thing! If this matter gets out, will your reputation be ruined? Today, I won't pursue it because it's your first offense. If you do such a bad thing again in the future, I'll see how I deal with you!"
Lin Mo nodded quickly to show that he understood: [It seems that you can't make a floor at the door in the future.]
System: [So you still haven't given up the idea of ââmaking a floor, right? ã
West entrance of Lin's house: ...
Lin Ran looked at her younger sister and shook her head helplessly. Fortunately, it was her father who was in trouble now. If she was asked to take her younger sister to integrate into the circle of noble ladies, she would really feel that her life would be bleak!
Their Lin family has been a family of nobles for generations, so how could such a weird little sister appear? It turns out that life cannot be too good, otherwise God will always send you one or two bad things or bad people.
Lin Qi rolled up all the quilts at the door and asked what time it was.
Very good! It's time to go to court.
The family did not sleep well that night. The news of the Lin family spread quickly. After all, there were many people secretly watching their family.
"Hahaha! This little girl from the Lin family is so funny. How did she think of knocking over the door of her parents? Isn't she afraid of scaring her parents to death?"
The emperor was dressed while listening to these things. He was in a bad mood when he got up early, but now his mood suddenly improved.
Eunuch Li also had a smile on his face. He replied, "I heard that Lord Lin couldn't sleep at night and was afraid of being late for the morning court the next day, so he did such a thing."
"The key is that she snored as soon as she fell asleep, and then woke up Minister Lin and Mrs. Lin in the room. Minister Lin was almost scared to death." The
more Emperor Xuande listened, the better his mood became. This little girl from the Lin family is really a talent! This is the first time he has seen such a funny person in all his years.
"Lin Mo is so funny. How did Minister Lin, who is so old-fashioned, raise such a daughter? No, when Minister Lin was young, he seemed to be quite shameless when he pursued Madam Lin, but he gradually became calm later."
"If my three princes were not married, I would have wanted her to be my daughter-in-law."
Eunuch Li: ... Your Majesty, are you serious?
If Lady Lin, who is afraid of chaos in the world, really marries into the royal family, then the royal family will become a big stage. If Lady Lin knows what happened in it, basically the whole world will know it.
Then, when you go to court every day, you will not listen to the gossip of the civil and military officials, but listen to the gossip exclusive to the royal family.
"Behave yourself today, okay?"
Minister Lin took Lin Mo to the carriage, still muttering to her.
Lin Mo was in a state of emptiness, [I don't want to listen to you, you bastard! ]
Minister Lin:... You are the bastard, your whole family is bastards!
No, this little asshole is his biological daughter, you can't scold her like that.
The coachman outside was almost laughing like crazy, this second lady was so funny.
After finally arriving at the palace, Minister Lin felt for the first time the enthusiasm of his colleagues towards him.
"Oh, Minister Lin is here, is Little Master Lin here? The Minister has a wonderful daughter!"
"That's right. I heard that the eldest son and daughter of the Minister are also outstanding. The Minister is so lucky."
"Why don't I have such luck? All the children I gave birth to are here to collect debts. Alas, everyone has their own destiny."
Minister Lin: ...Are you okay? What's wrong with you so early in the morning?
I've worked with you for so many years, but this is the first time I see you so enthusiastic about me. You just want to hear gossip.
Lin Mo was very happy to chat with those adults, and he was very comfortable with it.
Soon she got all the information of the adult she was chatting with, such as how many people were in the family, how many children were born, and what the family relationships were like. The main point was that she cared about him.
System: [Host, host, stop asking. You've asked me almost everything I need to know. I think you've chosen the wrong career. You're suitable to be a gossip. I was just chatting with you and you got all the family affairs out of me. Is that how you chat?]
The adult realized something was wrong after hearing what the system said. Damn! He actually got all the family affairs out of me.
Lin Mo sighed in his heart, [Didn't they take the initiative to chat with me? You know what kind of personality I have. What's good to talk about if it's not gossip? ã
ãHowever, this adult is still a good person, but from his description, he seems to be a henpecked man.ã
The adult who was chatting: !!! Don't talk nonsense! How could I be a henpecked man! I am the head of the family!
The eyes of the other officials who were listening around were so sharp that they didn't know how to describe it.
And they didn't come forward. Even if this girl from the Lin family didn't have that system, her ability to eat melons is still very powerful.
System: ãHost, your ability is really powerful. You are worthy of being trained among the maids and old women. The young ladies of other families have been learning music, chess, calligraphy and painting since they were young, but you have been carrying a pony on your back to listen to gossip since you were a child. Lin Mo: [
No, no, it's an honor, it's an honor, basically all the rich girls in the capital can play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I have to do something different, so that I can show my difference.]
Everyone was speechless after hearing his words.
Different, this is indeed quite different, you can hear gossip about people playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting everywhere, but no girl is like this.
Minister Lin really wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it, it was so embarrassing! Obviously, the one who was embarrassed was the little bastard, why did he feel so embarrassed?
Why haven't you come to court yet? How come time is passing so slowly today?
Finally, when Minister Lin was about to collapse, Eunuch Li came to notify the court.
Lin Mo: [So soon? It seems like we just arrived.]
Minister Lin: Hurry up!
Chapter 7: The Minister of War's concubine has an affair!
Chapter 7 The affair between the assistant minister of the Ministry of War and his concubine!
When Lin Mo arrived at the court, he stood obediently behind Lord Li and began to daydream.
The ministers in the court began to discuss national affairs, but today the general who protects the country seemed to be gone.
But it was none of her business. She was just a small assistant who recorded meetings. She just needed to stand here and daydream every day.
"Your Majesty, I have found some clues about the general who protects the country. He has a close connection with the Prince of Qi's mansion. I have also found out some things about the Prince of Qi's guarding of the border during his lifetime. Please take a look at it, Your Majesty." An official took out a memorial, and Eunuch Li took it and presented it to the emperor.
Although the matter between the general who protects the country and the Prince of Qi's mansion was already known yesterday, the specific details found out are more than what the system said yesterday, and it is even more absurd!
It was really funny. He, an emperor, was deceived by a dead man for so long. It was Prince Xin who fought outside and made meritorious deeds, but all the merits were attributed to Prince Qi.
"Your Majesty, Prince Xin has been wronged for so many years. It's time to seek justice for him."
Lin Mo's mind was a mess. It seemed that what she was dealing with today was the gossip she had yesterday.
[System, didn't you say that Prince Xin's leg was injured? Can his leg be cured? He is a great hero who fought for the country. It would be a pity if he was really disabled.]
Everyone immediately pricked up their ears to listen. Indeed, they thought so too.
Since all the merits that Prince Qi had made before were attributed to Prince Xin, Prince Xin was indeed a talented person. If such a talented person really became disabled in the future, wouldn't it be a pity?
System: [Of course it can be cured. It's just a problem of some old injuries accumulated together. His leg was not properly connected when it was broken. Prince Qi was not good to him and naturally could not send a good doctor to him, so this led to the delay of the disease.]
Lin Mo: [The emperor doesn't care about the injury of a prince? I remember that the emperor is not such a cold-hearted person.]
System: [The emperor is of course a good person. He specially sent the best imperial physician to search for the best medicinal materials, but all of them were kept by Prince Qi. Even if Prince Xin knew, he could do nothing. ã
ãAfter the imperial physician came back, he did not dare to make too much noise. After all, he was just a small imperial physician
, how could he fight against the prince? Moreover, the prince of Qi was at the peak of his power at that time. It was a piece of cake for him to deal with a small imperial physician like Jianshou. Later, after he came back, he retired and returned home. ãThe emperor was very timid. Although he did not pay much attention to the prince of Xin, he was his younger brother after all.
When the prince of Xin was injured, he specially sent people to look for medicinal materials everywhere and sent the best imperial physician. As a result, all of them were taken away by the dead bastard!
The other officials, especially the military general Jianshou, were so angry that their teeth were trembling. If they put themselves in such a situation, Jianshou even wanted to kill people.
The system continued: [If the bone is not properly connected, it can only be broken and reconnected, but this is not a joke. Only people with excellent medical skills and experience dare to do it. ]
Lin Mo sighed in his heart. It is true that good people are not rewarded.
The Qi Wang family enjoys wealth and glory, but the Xin Wang has been oppressed for most of his life.
"Your Majesty! The Qi Wang Mansion uses its status to do all kinds of evil. Please punish the Qi Wang Mansion severely, especially the Qi Wang Prince!"
"Your Highness Xin Wang must get back the grievances he has suffered for so many years!"
The officials knelt on the ground again, and those Qi Wang's descendants who were unwilling to kneel had no choice but to kneel down.
Lin Mo: [Fortunately, I tied cotton on my knees, otherwise they would have broken if I knelt down.]
Emperor Xuande tried to ignore Lin Mo's existence and said seriously: "The affairs of Prince Qi's Palace and the generals protecting the country will be handed over to the Dali Temple. As for Prince Xin, the grievances of so many years cannot be eliminated overnight, so take your time."
He still felt guilty about this brother. If he hadn't ignored Prince Qi, he wouldn't have bullied him like this.
He thought he was good to these brothers. Although they were not very good, they were not too bad. They had salaries and fiefs, and everything was up to the standards of a prince.
But he forgot that these brothers also had maternal clans. When Prince Qi's mother was alive, she was very favored, and the relationship with her maternal clan was also very strong.
Prince Xin is just the son of a little beauty, and this concubine died early, so it was not easy for Prince Xin to grow up, and naturally he developed such a peaceful character.
Lin Mo was kneeling on the ground, and suddenly he smelled a bad odor.
[Damn! Who farted in front! This smell is so pungent!]
As soon as she said this, the sad mood that the emperor had brewed disappeared instantly.
This girl is an emotion crusher!
The faces of the adults kneeling in front were very strange. Who farted? They didn't fart!
Who farted and implicated them! Hurry up and stand up!
System: [The assistant minister of the Ministry of War farted. He ate a handful of fried beans when he came this morning, so the fart naturally smelled bad. ã
The Minister of War who was kneeling in front:...
If I had known, I would not have eaten this fried beans in the morning!
Emperor Xuande covered his nose calmly. What else can't I eat in the morning but fried beans? It would be strange if the fart didn't stink.
Lin Mo also found that no one was talking now: [Hey, why is no one talking now? Could it be that everyone smells the stench? ã
No one really wants to talk now. It stinks so much. If you open your mouth, the gas will go in.
System: [There is a big melon about the Minister of War. Do you want to listen to it? ã
Lin Mo immediately replied: [Yes], if you don't eat the melon, you are a fool. You must listen to it.
The officials around him raised their lips slightly, revealing a hint of sweet smiles on their faces. Even the emperor had this expression.
Well, the heavy topic just now can finally be relieved by listening to the melon.
The person involved, the Minister of War, was already cursing in his heart. He was now extremely regretful of why he farted. He had intended to do it secretly, but who knew it would smell so bad!
If he hadn't farted, he wouldn't have been targeted by this little ancestor.
Emperor Xuande asked everyone to stand up, and then began to discuss other things, but they were all distracted by the melon.
The system said: [The concubine of the Minister of War is having an affair with his housekeeper! ]
This sentence was like a thunderbolt that struck the Minister of War.
Everyone was secretly looking at the Minister of War. Tsk, tsk, tsk, how miserable! It was really too miserable!
This kind of cheating and affair was the most delicious. Lin Mo's interest was immediately aroused. [Hurry up, tell me, how did the affair happen? Is the butler handsome? I think the Minister of War is also a handsome uncle. Could it be that his butler is better looking than him? ]
Everyone secretly observed the appearance of the Minister of War again. Emperor Xuande also touched his face. He felt that he was still better looking than the Minister of War.
Chapter 8 The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law that has existed since ancient times
Chapter 8 The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law that has existed since ancient times
The Minister of War now has an extremely ugly face, firstly because his concubine is having an affair, and secondly because his family's scandal has been exposed.
The system said with great interest: [The housekeeper has a sly look, and is definitely not as good-looking as the Minister of War, but who makes the Minister of War busy? ]
[He goes out early and comes back late every day, and when he gets home, he spends most of his time in his wife's yard. Moreover, he has three concubines. If this is the case, wouldn't the time for others to see him be enough? ]
[The concubine had an affair with the housekeeper because she was lonely and unbearable. ã
ãAs for why their affair was not discovered, it was naturally because the Minister of War loved working too much. When he returned home, he talked about work with his wife. The old couple was simply a combination of workaholics. ã
Lin Mo said with emotion: [Amazing, I didn't expect that there are still people in this world who like to work. Otherwise, I will give him my position. It will be so comfortable for me to lie at home every day. ã
Crowd: ...You are thinking very beautifully.
The emperor glanced at the pale-faced Minister of War and felt a little sorry for him.
If he hadn't assigned so many tasks to the Minister of War, this incident would not have happened.
Just when the emperor was repenting, Lin Mo's words dispersed his emotions again.
[You said that if he didn't have time, why did he take so many concubines? He loves working so much and his wife is like-minded with him, why did he have to take concubines? I really don't understand.]
System: [This concubine was not taken by the Minister of War, but given by his old mother. His mother didn't like the Minister's wife very much, so she would always make trouble for the Minister's wife. This concubine is his mother's personal maid, and his mother decided to promote this maid to a concubine.]
It turned out that she was forced. Everyone looked at the Minister of War with more pity.
It is really a sin to have an elder who is not clear at home.
Lin Mo was particularly moved when he heard the system's words, [The most difficult relationship in the world is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.]
Everyone nodded in their hearts, that's right!
Even the emperor particularly agrees with this statement. When the empress dowager was still in power, she often clashed with the empress. The empress dowager wanted to control the power of the harem, but now the empress is in charge. The two of them are fighting for this power, and the emperor is also annoyed by them.
He is actually very satisfied with the empress, and the empress also manages the harem in an orderly manner. The empress dowager is not his biological mother. When the empress dowager was in power, she always wanted to arrange her niece and niece from her mother's family into the harem.
You don't need to think about what she wants to do. It's not easy for the emperor to refute the empress dowager, but the empress is awesome!
Every time the empress dowager talked about this topic, she was blocked by the empress. It must be said that the empress is really a good wife!
Lin Mo continued: [In fact, sometimes the elders really shouldn't interfere in the bedroom affairs of the younger generation. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Why do they interfere so much? ]
[When you are older, can't you just take good care of your body and enjoy your old age? You have to make some messy things. A good old man in the family is like a treasure. If there is an old man with a unclear mind, it will really harm the family. ]
Everyone nodded in their hearts, that's right! I didn't expect that this little girl from the Lin family is young but has mature ideas.
System: [Alas, the worst is the Minister of War. The concubine is pregnant. After the old lady of his family knew that the concubine was pregnant, she just held the concubine in the palm of her hand. ã
ãHe doesn't like the legitimate child born by his own daughter-in-law, but he likes the product of his own son being cuckolded. I really don't understand. ã
The Minister of War's face has begun to turn red. It's embarrassing! It's really too embarrassing!
Although everyone feels sorry for the Minister of War, everyone is also satisfied with this melon.
When leaving the court, the emperor specially kept the Minister of War, and the crown prince and two princes were also there.
Emperor Xuande looked at the pale-faced Minister of War and said with pity: "My dear, I don't know how to comfort you about this matter, but I think you should first deal with your old lady."
"As for the elderly, they should be taken care of when they are old, and let her not interfere in the affairs of the harem. I remember your wife is not bad, you should be assured that she will manage the harem."
The Minister of War nodded quickly, "I know, I will definitely deal with this matter."
Emperor Xuande was very satisfied with his reaction, and added: "Tell me when you have dealt with it."
You have to eat the whole melon, right? It would be best if he knew the fate of the concubine.
After sending away the Minister of War, the Crown Prince and the Second and Third Princes looked at their old father helplessly.
"Father, you are stabbing people in the heart, don't you interfere in their family affairs?"
The prince really found that his father was getting more and more out of tune.
The second prince looked at his steady elder brother and said unsatisfactorily: "How can it be called interference? Father is caring about his subjects. If he can't even handle family affairs, how can he handle national affairs? How can you clean up the world if you can't clean up your own house!"
The third prince also echoed and said: "Second brother is right!"
Looking at his old father and two younger brothers, the prince:... Forget it, I am the only decent person in the family.
However, the decent prince whispered to Eunuch Li when he left: "If there is a follow-up, please tell me."
Eunuch Li:...
Your family is really exactly the same!
When the Minister of War returned home, he immediately arrested the adulterous couple.
When the old lady saw that her beloved maid and concubine were arrested, she was so angry that she took a cane and wanted to beat the Minister of War.
"What do you want to do, you bastard! Xiaolian is still pregnant!"
The Minister of War first had the old lady suppressed, and then said indifferently: "Mother, don't get involved in family affairs in the future. Madam is a good housekeeper. Xiaolian knows whose child is in her belly."
"I was kept in the dark for so long because of my stupidity. It's really funny to talk about the concubine in the family having an affair with the housekeeper!"
"If you hadn't indulged her so much, how could she dare to do such a shameful thing!"
The Minister of War really hated the old lady in his heart. If it weren't for the old lady, he wouldn't have become a laughing stock.
He was still quite grateful to Lin Mo. Although she had exposed the matter in public and embarrassed him, if she hadn't exposed the matter, he would probably have to live with this cuckold for the rest of his life and have to raise other people's children.
Chapter 9 The old lady was sent back to her hometown, and the housekeeper and concubine were exiled thousands of miles Chapter 9 The old lady was sent back to her hometown, and the housekeeper and the concubine were exiled thousands of miles away
Xiaolian and the housekeeper were not very secretive about their affair. After all, Xiaolian was the concubine who was valued by the old lady, and the housekeeper was in charge of all matters in the mansion.
Most people would not think of investigating them, and the old lady controlled all matters in the family, so even if the wife of the minister wanted to, she could not.
This led to the two of them having an affair openly.
The military minister asked someone to find a lot of evidence at random. When the two of them were in love, they would always do something excessive. Xiaolian's bellyband was even found in the housekeeper's room.
Looking at these evidences, Xiaolian and the housekeeper looked pale and their eyes were full of despair.
The old lady was so angry that she rolled her eyes.
"You guys! Are you treating me this way? Xiaolian! I have never treated you badly!"
Xiaolian looked at the old lady who was about to faint from anger, and suddenly a surge of anger rose in her heart.
"If you haven't treated me badly, why don't you let me be your principal wife? Don't you always dislike the Madam? Why don't you let the Master divorce her and let me be your principal wife?"
"What's the good of being a concubine? I'm nothing more than a servant! As long as the Madam is suppressing me, I'll never be able to make a name for myself, and the children I give birth to will always be illegitimate children!"
The old lady was so angry when she heard this that she slapped her in the face one after another. "Who are you to want to be your principal wife? You're just a slave!"
"Have you forgotten who bought you back? If I hadn't asked someone to buy you back, you wouldn't know where you'd be suffering now!"
"I have kept you by my side for nearly ten years! I would have developed feelings for you even if you were a dog. Now you actually did such a thing. Although I don't like Wei, she is a daughter of an official family. What can you compare with her!"
"Besides, even if you are a concubine, you are still glorious. The other two concubines in the mansion can't compare to you. You live better than the wives of ordinary families. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
The old lady was getting angrier and angrier as she spoke. The more she spoke, the more she felt that she had raised an ungrateful person.
The Minister of War and his wife sat beside them and looked at them with the same indifference on their faces.
The other two concubines looked at Xiaolian on the ground as if she were a fool.
Isn't it good in this mansion? The master is generous and the lady is kind. The only difficult person in the family is the old lady. However, as long as the old lady passes away, life will be better.
What if the child born is a bastard? He is still a legitimate master! If it is a boy, he can stand on his own and have many options such as taking the imperial examination and joining the army. If it is a girl, according to the generous and kind nature of the master and the lady, they will naturally choose a good husband.
Even if the official lady is a bastard, as long as it is a normal family, they will not let their daughters become concubines.
I really don't know what this concubine Lian is thinking. A slave who was bought back actually wants to be the main wife. If she doesn't want to be promoted to a concubine, when the old lady made this request, she only needs to tell the master that she doesn't want to, and the master won't force it.
Seeing the old lady slapping Xiaolian in the face again and again, the wife of the minister could not help but say, "Mother, that's enough. She's still pregnant."
"According to the laws of this dynasty, adulterers will be exiled a thousand miles away. Let's send them to the authorities first."
The wife of the minister paralyzed the two people kneeling on the ground with just one sentence.
Exile a thousand miles away!
"Madam, madam! I really know I was wrong! I really know I was wrong! You can sell me off, please don't let me be exiled!"
Xiaolian was no longer stubborn, after all, the stick hit her.
The old lady felt relieved when she saw her like this, "Let her be exiled. It would be too easy for her to die!"
No matter how the two people on the ground begged, they were still taken to see the officials.
As for the child in Xiaolian's belly, there is no need to worry about it. Although the child is innocent, his parents are not.
You have to bear the consequences of your own sins.
After Lin Mo returned home, he listened to the system's retelling with great interest, and the other people who were having dinner also listened with great interest.
In fact, it is good to have such a system, which can be used to kill time.
Lin Mo: [What about the old lady? It seems that this matter is her responsibility in the final analysis. If it weren't for her messing around, such a thing would not have happened.]
System: [The Minister of War plans to send this old lady back to her hometown. The elders of her hometown will take care of her, and this old lady will not be able to make any waves. ã
ãWhy do some people want to kill themselves? Look at an old lady who lives with her son. Isn't she comfortable? She has maids to serve her and is worshipped like an ancestor every day. She is not satisfied and still finds trouble. Now, why don't you send her back to her hometown? ã
ãHer seniority is not the highest in her hometown. There are still those elders. What she did this time is not a small matter. She almost confused the descendants of the family. The elders will definitely not let her go. ã
Minister Lin and Madam Lin looked at each other and couldn't help but feel lucky that there was no such ancestor in their family.
After hearing about this, Lin Qi and Lin Ran had new insights in their hearts.
For example, when you look at a partner in the future, you have to look at what the elders in the other party's family are like. If the elders are too difficult to deal with, then it's absolutely not okay. If the elders are not clear-headed, then it's not okay either.
This meal was really lively. Except for a few words from time to time, they basically just listened to the system gossiping.
The secret guards hiding in the dark reported everything that happened here to the emperor.
"Tsk tsk tsk, he who brings trouble upon himself will suffer. It seems that the Minister of War is not the kind of foolish filial person. I dislike the kind of foolish filial person the most. Such people harm others and themselves."
Eunuch Li echoed, "I am surprised that the emperor knew about this matter in advance. There is no need for the Minister to report it."
Emperor Xuande waved his hand, "How can what I heard be different from what he said in person? I still have to let him say it in person tomorrow. However, I believe that his family situation will be much better after sending the old lady away. It's just that the old lady brought trouble upon herself."
When it was time to go to bed at night, Lin Mo became restless again. She suddenly wanted to climb to the roof to look at the moon.
System: [When did you become so literary?]
Lin Mo replied very dissatisfiedly: [What do you mean when did I become so literary? I am always a literary girl, okay! ã
The maids who were protecting her below said: ...Does the term 'literary girl' apply to you?
Away
Chapter 10 Lin Mo gets drunk and everyone laughs at him
Chapter 10 Lin Mo got drunk, and everyone saw a joke
As soon as Lin Qi came out of the study, he saw a guy on the rooftop dancing around like a monkey.
He knew who that guy was without thinking.
Minister Lin saw his son looking at the rooftop, and he also looked over there, but his eyesight was not as good as his son's, and he couldn't see clearly what was on the rooftop, but looking at the movement, it seemed to be a monkey.
"When did we have a monkey in our house? Why is there a monkey dancing on the rooftop?"
Minister Lin wiped his eyes, thinking he was seeing things.
Lin Qi was silent for a while, and then said, "That's not a monkey, that's your daughter."
The first person Minister Lin thought of was Lin Ran, thinking she was watching the moon and composing poems on the rooftop.
"Ran'er? Is she appreciating the moon and composing poems on the roof?"
Lin Ran also liked to do this before, but her movements were not so bold. After all, Lin Ran was a real literary girl.
Lin Qi looked at his father speechlessly, "Look at that movement and posture. Do you think Ran'er would do such a movement and posture? That's Mo'er. She climbed up to the roof to have fun!"
Minister Lin: !!! "What is she going to do again!"
It's no wonder that Minister Lin reacted like this, mainly because Lin Mo really didn't do anything serious or normal.
"No, I have to go and take a look. Why is this girl climbing up to the roof in the middle of the night? What if she falls down?"
Lin Mo didn't know her father was worried about her. She was drinking a glass of wine happily, and even wrote a poem in a poetic mood.
"Ah! Moon! You are so beautiful! You are as beautiful as a big cake! It looks delicious!"
System: ...
People below: ...
Lin Mo even asked the system happily: [How is it, my poem is good, I am an experiential life poet. ]
The system was silent for a while, [As long as you are happy. ]
As soon as Minister Lin and Lin Qi came over, they heard the poem she wrote. Minister Lin said with a sad face, "You said you don't have literary talent, so don't show it!"
Lin Qi was silent and speechless. If this is a poem, then what are the things he usually writes?
Fortunately, this girl doesn't need to take the imperial examination. If she takes the imperial examination with her level, the examiner will laugh to death.
The system saw that Lin Mo was getting more and more crazy, and quickly reminded: [Your elder brother and your father are here, come down quickly. ]
Lin Mo: [I won't! I have to let them see my literary talent! Anyway, I don't have to go to court tomorrow! I have three days to rest! ]
In fact, the reason why she is so happy today is because tomorrow is a day off. Resting tomorrow means she can sleep in and go back to her previous life, although it is only temporary.
"Dad! Brother! I'll use you as my image to write a poem for you!"
The Lin family father and son suddenly had a bad feeling, "No need! You should save your literary talent!"
But they said it too late, Lin Mo just said to them happily: "Your heads are so round, like a big ball!"
Lin family father and son:...
"Puff!" The maids below almost couldn't help laughing.
The secret guards not far away were almost going crazy with joy. They originally thought that this task was a bit of a waste of their abilities, but they didn't expect that this task was really fun.
"Hurry up and write it down, hurry up and write it down, let the emperor have some fun."
Lin Mo was now completely drunk. She was swaying on the seat, and the hearts of the others were swaying with her.
Madam Lin and Lin Ran also came over. Looking at Lin Mo on the roof, they sighed at the same time.
"Hurry up and find a way to get her down. If she falls down, she will break both her arms and legs."
Minister Lin replied faintly, "Do you think I don't want her to come down? But do you think she can hear what I say now?"
Lin Mo answered very loudly from above, "I can hear! You talk!"
People on the ground: ... Come on, it seems that she is really drunk.
"Come on, let me dance for you." Lin Mo suddenly thought of the solo dance under the moon that she often saw in TV dramas before. Now she thinks she can do it too!
"No!" Amid the shouts of the crowd, Lin Mo fell down with a snap, and then the belt got caught on the beam and hung her there.
In such a dangerous moment, she was still grinning foolishly, "Hehehe, swinging on a swing."
Madam Lin touched her heart and was almost scared to death. What a horrible thing! This Jian Shou was going to kill her!
The system was also frightened by her, [Oh my God! Oh my God! If you want to die, don't take me with you! I'm a new little system! I haven't lived enough yet! ]
Lin Mo touched his belt and sighed, "This thing restrains me, otherwise I must show you a flying show!"
The person on the ground:...
"Flying, right? Let me see if I will let you fly now!"
Lin Qi really couldn't stand it anymore, and flew up and carried the man down. He didn't dare to do it just now because he was afraid that this guy would be scared and fall down, but now he didn't have this concern.
Soon, screams were heard. This time, it was the Westerners who were fighting.
Father, mother, brother, sister, all of them. The whole family was there.
The secret guards in the dark said, "It's terrible! It's really terrible!"
When the emperor learned about this in the middle of the night, he almost laughed himself to death.
"Oh! It's really so happy! The Lin family's life is really lively with Lin Mo!"
"I never knew that poetry could be written like this, and I never knew that dancing is jumping off the roof, and performing flying. It really made me laugh to death!"
The emperor even changed his self-proclaimed name now, which shows that he was really laughing like crazy.
"Come on, let everyone laugh about this. It's just right that we don't have to go to court for the next three days, and everyone may be bored at home. This is really good to make them happy."
It has to be said that this emperor is really bad.
That night, all the ministers' houses burst into laughter. They now have a better understanding of Lin Mo.
When Lin Mo woke up the next day, she was still in a daze. The system looked at her dazed look, sighed and said: [Do you still remember what happened last night? You almost lost your life! ]
[I want to bring you to eat melons with me, and I don't want you to become someone else's melon! ]
Lin Mo wailed and covered his head with the quilt, "Why didn't you remind me! It's so embarrassing!"
System: [Didn't I remind you? I started to persuade you when you started drinking. Later, when your parents came, I also reminded you, but you became more and more excited. ]